Gillis and Welborn did not return
from their mission the next day as they had planned.
Sunday passed by without word of their whereabouts.
The stay-at-homes wondered if it was to be peace or
war with maudling gangsters. Did Welborn’s
fifty-to-one chance fail? Davy had planned to
ride over to the B-line, and go over his speech-plans
with his manager and promoter. Now, it seemed
necessary that he and Landy ride down to the filling
station seeking news of the missing ones. Monday
noon, the faithful old Gillis car labored up the hill
and came to a stop. Jim and Sam got out to inquire
if dinner was ready.
Little was said during the meal as
to the outcome of their trip. Jim made a brief
explanation that they had been as far as Rawlins,
accompanying the sheriff in his disposition of his
boarders. The sheriff explained that he wanted
to take them past the penitentiary to show them what
they missed, and where they would live if they ever
came back to this section. He took them all to
the railway station, loaded two on the east-bound
train and two went west. The sheriff retained
the count’s car as security for advances made.
That evening, however, after Davy
had returned from delivering Welborn his supper, the
four gathered in the Gillis sitting room and Jim gave
more details. “This man Welborn musta
been in the army,” he declared. “Musta
been a tough old top sergeant, er the general in command,
the way he took charge. He managed every detail
and managed it right. Everything worked out as
planned.
“We kept old Maddy out of the
judge’s sight, ’en it was well enough
that we did, for Judge Withers was pretty hostile towards
these crazy galoots that invaded the community and
disturbed the peace. He would enforce the sentence,
but he listened to the sheriff’s complaint that
four such prisoners were too many for his cramped quarters,
too costly for the results obtained. The judge
agreed to suspend sentence on condition that the sheriff
would deport ’em and keep ’em deported.
“We didn’t have any trouble
establishing Maddy’s claim to the two sacks
of dust. Maddy easily identified ’em and
I knew they were his, but what about these gangsters?
Would the count surrender title to the damaged car
to compensate for rail transportation? And would
they agree to leave and never come back? The
sheriff had had several interviews with ’em
on these matters and had never gained assent to the
plan, especially as to the count and his car.
The sheriff was bothered, didn’t believe it
could be done.
“Again it was Welborn who made
the plan and gave orders. ’Bring that count
in here,’ he said, ’and leave me alone
with him for about ten minutes. I’ll find
out if he wants to live or die.’ And the
sheriff did as Welborn said, and before the ten minutes
were up, the count had readily and eagerly accepted
all the conditions. We took all of ’em
over to court, the judge repeated the sentence, suspended
it if they stayed out of the court’s jurisdiction.
We had ’em in Rawlins and on their way by Sunday
noon.
“No, I don’t know what
Welborn said to the count,” was Jim’s reply
to Davy’s eager question. “It must
have been potent and terrifying, the way that gangster
wet his lips and swollered.”
“Did young Goff accept Maddy’s
gift of the gold dust?” Jim laughed. “That’s
another Welborn plan and order and it wasn’t
ignored. This young Goff is a fine fellow.
He took good care of Maddy during the whole trip.
When we got back to the filling station and Goff was
to go on his way, Maddy offered him the dust and he
refused it. Here Welborn stepped in. He
shook a little out of one sack to make ’em equal;
he handed one sack to Mrs. Carter and placed the other
in Goff’s car. ‘You keep that,’
he ordered. ’This old man will live longer,
happier, more contented in knowing he has a neighbor
that he can freely call on for help who will respond
to his call. He’s got a right to this comfort
and satisfaction. You take it.’ And
young Goff took it.”
The next morning David Lannarck was
up bright and early, intent on his plans to visit
the B-line ranch, but Mrs. Gillis had beat him to the
draw. Landy was directed to change the stock cattle
over into the ravine pasture while Jim did the milking.
Davy would take Welborn’s breakfast to him and
wait at the Point until Landy, and the dogs, had finished
their job.
Like the rest of the men folk at the
Gillis ranch, Davy accepted his orders. He saddled
the colt, maneuvered him up to the kitchen door for
the basket of breakfast, and rode to the Point alone.
Early as it was, he found Welborn up the ravine examining
the gravel in a sheltered nook.
“I can work this area this winter,
when the rest of the valley is covered with snow,”
Welborn explained as they walked back to the cabin
and the basket of breakfast.
“Yes, and if you had a dynamo
and electric lights,” retorted Davy, “you
could work nights. What’s all the rush?
This stuff will keep.”
Welborn laughed, but he grew serious
to explain: “I would like to take nine
thousand dollars out of this hole by early spring,
and as near as I estimate values, I’ve got the
job about half done. There’s nearly two
hundred ounces in those little sacks. If my partner
will be lenient in demanding his share, I think I
can get it done this winter.”
“If I advance the nine thousand
right now, say by the end of the week, will you let
up on this drive-drive-drive stuff, and relax and be
yourself?” Davy’s question was a demand,
earnestly stated.
Welborn gave an inquiring look to
see if he was being scolded or kidded. He decided
that it was neither of these. “Why would
you want to do that, Laddie?” he asked in a
subdued tone.
“Just to keep a good man from
worrying himself to death,” retorted the midget.
“I want to prevent a funeral, make an asset out
of a liability. I want to get a big, fine man
back to his normal self. If you will agree to
let up on this push-drive-urge stuff; stop long enough
to read a book, to laugh at Jiggs or Popeye or Dagwood,
or any of the other funnies, go with me over to Adot
where the mine-run folks can see what a big, fine
upstanding partner I’ve got, why I’ll have
that little, old nine thousand in here by Saturday.
“Oh, I know that money is scarce,
hard to get just now,” Davy explained in response
to Welborn’s shake of the head, “but this
money is idle, and there’s plenty of security
up in that ravine. It’s not the loan, it’s
the results, I’m wanting. Of course, there’s
something eating you, some past catastrophe or mistake,
that’s got you down. You’re worried,
killing yourself trying to get it corrected. I
don’t know what it is, and don’t want
to know, until you are ready. Of course it will
work out all right. There’ll be a climax,
a denouement, as old director Mecklin used to call
the final act, and I want you to be right here, in
person, in good health and spirits, to join with the
rest of us in the applause and cheers.”
Welborn had walked over to the window,
but not to look out. His head was down, he was
taking punishment. Presently he lifted his shoulders
and head. There was a smile on his face even if
his voice was husky. “In all my varied
years, Sonny Boy, I never heard finer compliments
mixed up with some real truths. What you’ve
said is worth more to me than your kindly offer of
funds. I wouldn’t take your money under
any condition, it would add complications, but I am
going to take your advice. From now on, I’ll
try to do as you say, try to save myself for the glorious
finish that you picture.”
The arrival of Jim in the old car
and Landy’s clamorous calls broke up the conference.
Davy hurried out to join his friend in their planned
trip to the B-line ranch. He was very quiet in
the hazards of Brushy Fork, but on arriving at the
level stretch beyond he stopped Landy. “What
am I going to name this colt, Landy? He’s
got to have a name, if he’s to be taught to
do things. Old Boss Fletcher had a name for every
elephant in the herd, and they would step right out
when their names were called. Horses, dogs, elephants,
even the cats quickly learned their names and the
short words like ‘halt,’ ‘go,’
‘kneel,’ ‘turn,’ and the like.
This colt is smart, wants to do things, if you’re
not too dumb in telling him what you want. But
he’s got to have a name.”
“Alice and I were talkin’
about that the other night,” replied the ex
cow-hand. “She had some flossy ones:
Emperor, Commander, President, en sich, but I
vetoed that trash, the colt couldn’t carry ’em
and live. I suggested Red, er Monty, er some
sich. Thar we adjourned and left the colt
without a moniker. What’s yer notion of
a name fer this little hoss?”
“I just can’t think of
the right one,” said Davy resignedly. “It
wouldn’t do to name him after some of the folks
around here, that would mix things up. The circus
folks have worn out such names as Barnum, Ringling,
Robinson, Bailey, Coles, Sells, Barnes, Wallace, and
others and they don’t fit a small hoss anyhow.
I am in hopes that this fine, smart Adine girl at
the B-line has some sort of a suggestion. Maybe,
she’s got a name that will do.”
At a favorable place on the narrow
road where the travelers could gaze down on a bunch
of the B-line cattle quietly grazing and where the
morning sun splashed varied colors on the distant hills,
Davy pushed his mount in front of old Gravy to halt
the party. He flung his hand in a wide sweep
to include everything in sight.
“That’s Paradise, Landy.
It’s what I’ve dreamed about for the last
ten years. It’s the wide open spaces filled
with all the variations in old Nature’s book
of scenery. And best of all, there’s no
mob of nit-wits to titter and smirk. It’s
my Heaven.
“Just now, two things blur the
picture; I want to get this speech thing off my hands,
and I want to find a resister, a sass-back, a contrary
cuss, that will argue back at me. I want to keep
him nearby to remind me of old times. Why back
two years ago, I used to visit old Polo Garrett, who
had the concession in the menagerie tent, just to
get cussed out. Polo’s vocabulary was limited
to sassing back. ’What’s eatin’
ya?,’ ‘Git outa here,’ ‘Who’s
a-running this dump?’ ’Whar do ya
git that stuff?’ were his mildest phrases.
When I got fed up on a bunch of simpering women and
their, ‘ain’t he cute?’ stuff, all
I had to do was to barge in on Polo and get cussed
out and learn that the world wasn’t all gush
and guff.
“And particularly I need this
‘argufyer’ right out here now. I’m
getting tired of having my own way. The people
are too kind, too considerate, regard me as a child
to be petted and pampered. There’s too
much mushy sentiment. A day or two ago, I told
Mrs. Gillis my life history. It was mushy and
without climax. She wanted to cry over it.
This morning, before you came to the Point, I gave
Welborn a big going over about his working all the
time. And he never sassed back. He should
have kicked me out. Instead of that, he agreed
with me. Him, a big, strong man that had made
a gangster eat his gun and ordered the judge and sheriff
what to do! The idea! Him letting a midget
order him around! What we need here is a good
cusser-outer.”
“You’re too late,”
said Landy dryly. “You’ve missed yer
appointment by about forty years. We had a party
up state wunst, that filled all yer requirements.
Hit was a woman. She’d fuss at the sun fer
comin’ up, an cuss hit fer goin’
down. She buried three husbands en was deserted
by several more. At her death, en in honor of
the happy event, they named a little crick after her.
They called hit Crazy Woman’s Crick....
Hi, Potter,” Landy called, as they approached
the stables of the B-line ranch. “Git that
gate opened and throw out yer welcome rug.”
“Troubles never come single,
they come in bunches,” grumbled Potter as he
complied. “Two hosses go lame this mornin’,
en Jim Finch, the grazing commissioner, comes from
up on the Mad Trapper Fork a-callin’ on us
fer help to round up some of old Hull Barrow’s
misfits of horns, hoofs, and hides, en to add further
miseries, here you arrive on the scene. Why,
Peaches gave out strict orders, that if old Turkeyneck
came prowlin’ around, to say, that she wasn’t
at home at all en to tell the little gent to ride
right into the house.”
“Who said that?” demanded Davy, with alacrity.
“Why, Peaches, Miss Adine, she said if old Landy
“Ye, Ho!” yelled Davy
excitedly. “This colt is named. That’s
it! Peaches! Why didn’t we think of
that before, Landy?” Davy patted the colt’s
neck affectionately. “That’s your
name, old boy, Peaches!”
Hearing the outcry, Adine Lough came
out of the house, and down the graveled way.
“Good morning,” she called. “I
was expecting you. My, but he’s handsome,”
she exclaimed, examining the little horse that arched
his neck in approval of the inspection. “You
look like a gallant cavalier out of the old picture
books.”
“We’ve just named him,”
said Davy proudly. “We named him after you.
His name is Peaches.”
“Ah, pshaw,” said the
girl, laughing and blushing. “That’s
just a nickname that these men out here call me behind
my back, of course, and the poor colt deserves a better
fate. But come in, both of you, I have good news.”
The girl led the way into the hall. “You
go in and visit with grandpa, Landy, while we talk
shop in the library.
“I talked with the Nazarene
preacher and he’s very enthusiastic over the
plan and prospects,” Adine explained after they
were settled in the workshop. “I told him
of the ad, that I was to run in the paper and he’s
somewhat of an artist and is putting up signs all over
town. It augurs a good crowd, the biggest ever
to assemble in Adot. He plays an accordion and
his wife sings and they have arranged for a quartette
of girls to sing a couple of numbers and then you are
to talk. The meeting is to be held in Joe Burns’s
big warehouse and it won’t hold the people.
Now this is not a church meeting, it’s an entertainment.
You can laugh and applaud at will. You can tell
funny stories about circuses or what-have-you, it’s
informal, go as far as you like!”
“Well, here’s how I had
mapped out the talk. I’ll tell ’em
something about midgets,” said Davy, “for
midgets seem to be a forgotten subject in literature.
If you will comb your college library down at Boulder,
you’ll not find a single book on the subject,
and I am not sure that I know enough about ’em
to fill out a talk on the subject.”
“That’s the very subject
you ought to talk on. Why I can hardly wait to
hear it. Who better can tell it? If you are
short of facts, just romance a little, that’s
allowable where facts are scarce. Tell ’em
personal incidents and don’t make ’em too
solemn or pathetic. Make ’em laugh.
Personally, I’m going to get a close-up seat,
for in that big barn of a place I doubt if you can
reach the outer fringes.”
“Well, if the preacher gent
can make himself heard, I can too,” retorted
Davy. “I practiced up on that stuff, there’s
where I specialized. You see, Miss Adine, when
I joined up with the Singer Midgets at Saint Louis,
I didn’t have an act, a specialty, anything to
give the public. I just joined up because Baron
Singer was collecting midgets, showing ’em a
good time, with no thought of making a profit.
But it did make profit. The public wanted to see
midgets.
“It was my first contact with
my clan. I noticed that midgets didn’t
change their voices when they reached maturity, still
spoke in childish tones. Not having much to do,
I practiced voice culture, deepened and strengthened
my speech. I made my voice reach to the back
seats. It earned me a job. I became the announcer;
made the in-front-of-the-curtain talks. In the
summer, with the Big Top, I often simulated the ringmaster
to make announcements from the center ring. It
was a feature all right, seeing a little guy doing
a big man’s job.
“Oh I’ll make ’em
hear all right, but what they are to hear is the problem.
To the midget stuff I thought I would add a few paragraphs
about circus people, the different kinds and what they
do. The general public never contacts the real
circus people, just the ticket takers, ushers, and
roustabouts. They never meet the managers and
performers. And because grafters, shilabers,
and skin-game artists follow circuses, the public
thinks these are a part of it. It’s only
fair to circus people that this connection be denied.”
“Why, I didn’t know that,”
exclaimed Adine, “I just supposed the grafters
were a part of it. Here I am, learning a lot of
things and school not yet started. Anyhow, I’m
going to buy a ticket for Mrs. Carmody and inveigle
her to the entertainment. She said circus people
ought not be allowed to participate in a church benefit.
“Now you are to come over here
Saturday morning. Bring Landy with you, as we
can all three ride to Adot in my roadster. There,
we will lay the top back, and with you between us,
sitting up on the back cushion, we’ll parade
the town. The door opens at seven o’clock.
Performance begins at seven-thirty. Then we come
back here for the night and you can ride home Sunday
morning. You can talk for an hour if you want
to, but you should speak for thirty minutes at least.”