As soon as we reckoned everybody
was asleep that night we went down the lightning-rod,
and shut ourselves up in the lean-to, and got out our
pile of fox-fire, and went to work. We cleared
everything out of the way, about four or five foot
along the middle of the bottom log. Tom said
he was right behind Jim’s bed now, and we’d
dig in under it, and when we got through there couldn’t
nobody in the cabin ever know there was any hole there,
because Jim’s counter-pin hung down most to the
ground, and you’d have to raise it up and look
under to see the hole. So we dug and dug with
the case-knives till most midnight; and then we was
dog-tired, and our hands was blistered, and yet you
couldn’t see we’d done anything hardly.
At last I says:
“This ain’t no thirty-seven
year job; this is a thirty-eight year job, Tom Sawyer.”
He never said nothing. But he
sighed, and pretty soon he stopped digging, and then
for a good little while I knowed that he was thinking.
Then he says:
“It ain’t no use, Huck,
it ain’t a-going to work. If we was prisoners
it would, because then we’d have as many years
as we wanted, and no hurry; and we wouldn’t
get but a few minutes to dig, every day, while they
was changing watches, and so our hands wouldn’t
get blistered, and we could keep it up right along,
year in and year out, and do it right, and the way
it ought to be done. But we can’t
fool along; we got to rush; we ain’t got no
time to spare. If we was to put in another night
this way we’d have to knock off for a week to
let our hands get well couldn’t touch
a case-knife with them sooner.”
“Well, then, what we going to do, Tom?”
“I’ll tell you.
It ain’t right, and it ain’t moral, and
I wouldn’t like it to get out; but there ain’t
only just the one way: we got to dig him out
with the picks, and let on it’s case-knives.”
“Now you’re talking!”
I says; “your head gets leveler and leveler
all the time, Tom Sawyer,” I says. “Picks
is the thing, moral or no moral; and as for me, I
don’t care shucks for the morality of it, nohow.
When I start in to steal a nigger, or a watermelon,
or a Sunday-school book, I ain’t no ways particular
how it’s done so it’s done. What
I want is my nigger; or what I want is my watermelon;
or what I want is my Sunday-school book; and if a
pick’s the handiest thing, that’s the thing
I’m a-going to dig that nigger or that watermelon
or that Sunday-school book out with; and I don’t
give a dead rat what the authorities thinks about
it nuther.”
“Well,” he says, “there’s
excuse for picks and letting-on in a case like this;
if it warn’t so, I wouldn’t approve of
it, nor I wouldn’t stand by and see the rules
broke because right is right, and wrong
is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing
wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better.
It might answer for you to dig Jim out with a
pick, without any letting on, because you don’t
know no better; but it wouldn’t for me, because
I do know better. Gimme a case-knife.”
He had his own by him, but I handed
him mine. He flung it down, and says:
“Gimme a case-knife.”
I didn’t know just what to do but
then I thought. I scratched around amongst the
old tools, and got a pickaxe and give it to him, and
he took it and went to work, and never said a word.
He was always just that particular. Full of
principle.
So then I got a shovel, and then we
picked and shoveled, turn about, and made the fur
fly. We stuck to it about a half an hour, which
was as long as we could stand up; but we had a good
deal of a hole to show for it. When I got up
stairs I looked out at the window and see Tom doing
his level best with the lightning-rod, but he couldn’t
come it, his hands was so sore. At last he says:
“It ain’t no use, it can’t
be done. What you reckon I better do? Can’t
you think of no way?”
“Yes,” I says, “but
I reckon it ain’t regular. Come up the
stairs, and let on it’s a lightning-rod.”
So he done it.
Next day Tom stole a pewter spoon
and a brass candlestick in the house, for to make
some pens for Jim out of, and six tallow candles; and
I hung around the nigger cabins and laid for a chance,
and stole three tin plates. Tom says it wasn’t
enough; but I said nobody wouldn’t ever see
the plates that Jim throwed out, because they’d
fall in the dog-fennel and jimpson weeds under the
window-hole then we could tote them back
and he could use them over again. So Tom was
satisfied. Then he says:
“Now, the thing to study out
is, how to get the things to Jim.”
“Take them in through the hole,”
I says, “when we get it done.”
He only just looked scornful, and
said something about nobody ever heard of such an
idiotic idea, and then he went to studying. By
and by he said he had ciphered out two or three ways,
but there warn’t no need to decide on any of
them yet. Said we’d got to post Jim first.
That night we went down the lightning-rod
a little after ten, and took one of the candles along,
and listened under the window-hole, and heard Jim
snoring; so we pitched it in, and it didn’t wake
him. Then we whirled in with the pick and shovel,
and in about two hours and a half the job was done.
We crept in under Jim’s bed and into the cabin,
and pawed around and found the candle and lit it,
and stood over Jim awhile, and found him looking hearty
and healthy, and then we woke him up gentle and gradual.
He was so glad to see us he most cried; and called
us honey, and all the pet names he could think of;
and was for having us hunt up a cold-chisel to cut
the chain off of his leg with right away, and clearing
out without losing any time. But Tom he showed
him how unregular it would be, and set down and told
him all about our plans, and how we could alter them
in a minute any time there was an alarm; and not to
be the least afraid, because we would see he got away,
sure. So Jim he said it was all right,
and we set there and talked over old times awhile,
and then Tom asked a lot of questions, and when Jim
told him Uncle Silas come in every day or two to pray
with him, and Aunt Sally come in to see if he was
comfortable and had plenty to eat, and both of them
was kind as they could be, Tom says:
“Now I know how to fix
it. We’ll send you some things by them.”
I said, “Don’t do nothing
of the kind; it’s one of the most jackass ideas
I ever struck;” but he never paid no attention
to me; went right on. It was his way when he’d
got his plans set.
So he told Jim how we’d have
to smuggle in the rope-ladder pie and other large
things by Nat, the nigger that fed him, and he must
be on the lookout, and not be surprised, and not let
Nat see him open them; and we would put small things
in uncle’s coat-pockets and he must steal them
out; and we would tie things to aunt’s apron-strings
or put them in her apron-pocket, if we got a chance;
and told him what they would be and what they was
for. And told him how to keep a journal on the
shirt with his blood, and all that. He told him
everything. Jim he couldn’t see no sense
in the most of it, but he allowed we was white folks
and knowed better than him; so he was satisfied, and
said he would do it all just as Tom said.
Jim had plenty corn-cob pipes and
tobacco; so we had a right down good sociable time;
then we crawled out through the hole, and so home to
bed, with hands that looked like they’d been
chawed. Tom was in high spirits. He said
it was the best fun he ever had in his life, and the
most intellectural; and said if he only could see
his way to it we would keep it up all the rest of
our lives and leave Jim to our children to get out;
for he believed Jim would come to like it better and
better the more he got used to it. He said that
in that way it could be strung out to as much as eighty
year, and would be the best time on record. And
he said it would make us all celebrated that had a
hand in it.
In the morning we went out to the
woodpile and chopped up the brass candlestick into
handy sizes, and Tom put them and the pewter spoon
in his pocket. Then we went to the nigger cabins,
and while I got Nat’s notice off, Tom shoved
a piece of candlestick into the middle of a corn-pone
that was in Jim’s pan, and we went along with
Nat to see how it would work, and it just worked noble;
when Jim bit into it it most mashed all his teeth
out; and there warn’t ever anything could a worked
better. Tom said so himself. Jim he never
let on but what it was only just a piece of rock or
something like that that’s always getting into
bread, you know; but after that he never bit into
nothing but what he jabbed his fork into it in three
or four places first.
And whilst we was a-standing there
in the dimmish light, here comes a couple of the hounds
bulging in from under Jim’s bed; and they kept
on piling in till there was eleven of them, and there
warn’t hardly room in there to get your breath.
By jings, we forgot to fasten that lean-to door!
The nigger Nat he only just hollered “Witches”
once, and keeled over on to the floor amongst the
dogs, and begun to groan like he was dying.
Tom jerked the door open and flung out a slab of Jim’s
meat, and the dogs went for it, and in two seconds
he was out himself and back again and shut the door,
and I knowed he’d fixed the other door too.
Then he went to work on the nigger, coaxing him and
petting him, and asking him if he’d been imagining
he saw something again. He raised up, and blinked
his eyes around, and says:
“Mars Sid, you’ll say
I’s a fool, but if I didn’t b’lieve
I see most a million dogs, er devils, er some’n,
I wisht I may die right heah in dese tracks.
I did, mos’ sholy. Mars Sid, I felt
um I felt um, sah; dey
was all over me. Dad fetch it, I jis’
wisht I could git my han’s on one er dem
witches jis’ wunst on’y jis’
wunst it’s all I’d ast.
But mos’ly I wisht dey’d lemme ’lone,
I does.”
Tom says:
“Well, I tell you what I think.
What makes them come here just at this runaway nigger’s
breakfast-time? It’s because they’re
hungry; that’s the reason. You make them
a witch pie; that’s the thing for you to
do.”
“But my lan’, Mars Sid,
how’s I gwyne to make ‘m a witch pie?
I doan’ know how to make it. I hain’t
ever hearn er sich a thing b’fo’.”
“Well, then, I’ll have to make it myself.”
“Will you do it, honey? will
you? I’ll wusshup de groun’ und’
yo’ foot, I will!”
“All right, I’ll do it,
seeing it’s you, and you’ve been good to
us and showed us the runaway nigger. But you
got to be mighty careful. When we come around,
you turn your back; and then whatever we’ve put
in the pan, don’t you let on you see it at all.
And don’t you look when Jim unloads the pan something
might happen, I don’t know what. And above
all, don’t you handle the witch-things.”
“HANNEL ‘m, Mars Sid?
What is you a-talkin’ ‘bout?
I wouldn’ lay de weight er my finger on um,
not f’r ten hund’d thous’n billion
dollars, I wouldn’t.”