ENNUI, AND THE DESIRE TO BE FASHIONABLE
BY LORD JEFFREY.
There are two great sources of unhappiness
to those whom fortune and nature seem to have placed
above the reach of ordinary miseries. The one
is ennui that stagnation of life
and feeling which results from the absence of all
motives to exertion; and by which the justice of Providence
has so fully compensated the partiality of fortune,
that it may be fairly doubted whether, upon the whole,
the race of beggars is not happier than the race of
lords; and whether those vulgar wants that are sometimes
so importunate, are not, in this world, the chief
ministers of enjoyment. This is a plague that
infects all indolent persons who can live on in the
rank in which they were born, without the necessity
of working; but, in a free country, it rarely occurs
in any great degree of virulence, except among those
who are already at the summit of human felicity.
Below this, there is room for ambition, and envy,
and emulation, and all the feverish movements of aspiring
vanity and unresting selfishness, which act as prophylactics
against this more dark and deadly distemper.
It is the canker which corrodes the full-blown flower
of human felicity the pestilence which smites
at the bright hour of noon.
The other curse of the happy, has
a range more wide and indiscriminate. It, too,
tortures only the comparatively rich and fortunate;
but is most active among the least distinguished;
and abates in malignity as we ascend to the lofty
regions of pure ennui. This is the desire
of being fashionable; the restless and
insatiable passion to pass for creatures a little
more distinguished than we really are with
the mortification of frequent failure, and the humiliating
consciousness of being perpetually exposed to it.
Among those who are secure of “meat, clothes,
and fire,” and are thus above the chief physical
evils of existence, we do believe that this is a more
prolific source of unhappiness, than guilt, disease,
or wounded affection; and that more positive misery
is created, and more true enjoyment excluded, by the
eternal fretting and straining of this pitiful ambition,
than by all the ravages of passion, the desolations
of war, or the accidents or mortality. This may
appear a strong statement; but we make it deliberately;
and are deeply convinced of its truth. The wretchedness
which it produces may not be so intense; but it is
of much longer duration, and spreads over a far wider
circle. It is quite dreadful, indeed, to think
what a sweep of this pest has taken among the comforts
or our prosperous population. To be though fashionable that
is, to be thought more opulent and tasteful, and on
a footing of intimacy with a greater number of distinguished
persons than they really are, is the great and laborious
pursuit of four families out of five, the members
of which are exempted from the necessity of daily
industry. In this pursuit, their time, spirits,
and talents are wasted; their tempers soured; their
affections palsied; and their natural manners and
dispositions altogether sophisticated and lost.
These are the great twin scourges
of the prosperous: But there are other maladies,
of no slight malignity, to which they are peculiarly
liable. One of these, arising mainly from want
of more worthy occupation, is that perpetual use of
stratagem and contrivance that little,
artful diplomacy of private life, by which the simplest
and most natural transactions are rendered complicated
and difficult, and the common business of existence
made to depend on the success of plots and counterplots.
By the incessant practice of this petty policy, a habit
of duplicity and anxiety is infallibly generated,
which is equally fatal to integrity and enjoyment.
We gradually come to look on others with the distrust
which we are conscious of deserving; and are insensibly
formed to sentiments of the most unamiable selfishness
and suspicion. It is needless to say, that all
these elaborate artifices are worse than useless to
the person who employs them; and that the ingenious
plotter is almost always baffled and exposed by the
downright honesty of some undesigning competitor.
Miss Edgeworth, in her tale of “Manoeuvring,”
has given a very complete and most entertaining representation
of “the by-paths and indirect crooked ways,”
by which these artful and inefficient people generally
make their way to disappointment. In the tale,
entitled “Madame de Fleury,” she has given
some useful examples of the ways in which the rich
may most effectually do good to the poor an
operation which, we really believe, fails more frequently
from want of skill than of inclination: And,
in “The Dun,” she has drawn a touching
and most impressive picture of the wretchedness which
the poor so frequently suffer, from the unfeeling
thoughtlessness which withholds from them the scanty
earnings of their labour.