Blessings on thee,
little man,
Barefoot boy with
cheek of tan;
With thy turned-up pantaloons
And thy merry, whistled tunes;
With the sunshine on thy face
Through thy torn brim’s
jaunty grace;
Outward sunshine,
inward joy,
Blessings on thee,
barefoot boy.
Alfred’s parents concluded it
would be good for the boy to send him to the country
for a time, freeing him from the influence of town
boys. Therefore they sent him to Uncle Joe’s,
a prosperous farmer, a little inclined to take too
much hard cider or rye at sheep-washing or hog-killing
time, fond of fox chasing and hunting and shooting
at a mark.
Uncle Joe went to town at least once
a week when Aunt Betsy accompanied him. He observed
the proprieties and respected his good wife’s
wishes. Long had she labored to get him to join
the church of which she was an exemplary pillar.
Thus far she had not succeeded.
A neighboring farmer, the leading
member of the church, was the barrier. Uncle
Joe and this neighbor, “Old Bill Colvin,”
as Uncle Joe designated him, had been at logger-heads
for years over line fences and other trifles that
farmers find excuses to quarrel over.
Uncle Joe’s prejudice was so
strong that when questioned as to whether he did not
want to go to heaven, he defiantly informed the minister,
“Not if Old Bill Colvin is there.”
If a cow strayed, hog died or turkey
was lost, it was attributed to Old Bill Colvin.
When the bees swarmed and Uncle Joe with the fiddle
scraping out “Big John, Little John, Big John,
Davy,” Aunt Betsy beating a tin pan with a spoon,
poor old granny, bent with age, following slowly jingling
a string of sleigh bells, and in feeble, squeaky voice
asked Uncle Joe if the bees were going off, although
no swarm had ever left the place, Uncle Joe, vigorously
scraping the fiddle, walking under the cloud of circling
bees, not heeding granny’s query, would say:
“Look at ’em, look at
’em, they’re leaving; we can’t get
’em to settle. There they go. Look
at ’em, look at ’em. Dam ’em,
headed for Old Bill Colvin’s.”
Uncle Joe was noted for his honey,
watermelons, peaches, turkeys, maple-sugar and sweet
potatoes and loud voice. He was the loudest voiced
man in Red Stone township. Every living creature
on the farm stood in fear of Uncle Joe’s voice.
If the stock jumped the fence into another field,
Uncle Joe’s voice awed them into jumping back
again. Fence rails, hoes, rakes or anything that
came handy had so often been wielded by his powerful
arms on them that his voice was sufficient almost any
time to frighten horse, cow or hog into seeking safety
in flight when he shouted.
The day for Alfred’s going to
the country arrived. Aunt Betsy had the neuralgia
and Uncle Joe came alone on horseback. Meeting
former friends, he tarried long at the Tavern.
When under the influence of stimulants he became even
louder. John Rathmell, the town watchman, endeavored
to quiet him. Finally, he ordered Uncle Joe to
go home or he would arrest him.
Uncle Joe was riding Black Fan, his
fox-hunting mare. She was seventeen hands high,
mostly legs, a natural pacer. She could jump over
anything under the moon. Her hind legs the longer, they
seemed to be the propelling power and appeared to
move faster than her front legs. When at top
speed she traveled sort of sideways. This seemed
a wise provision of nature as it prevented her running
over herself, or like a stern-wheel boat, with too
much power going by the head.
Uncle Joe obeyed the order of the
officer of the law. Tardily, leisurely and tantalizingly
mounting Black Fan, taking Alfred up behind him, he
headed the mare in the opposite direction from home.
Alfred feared he was going down the hill into the
“Neck” to get more liquor and he almost
decided to get off and go back home.
At a pace as respectable as ever a
funeral cortege traveled, Uncle Joe rode until opposite
the old market house, there turning the mare around
heading her homeward. Straightening her out in
the middle of the road, rising in his stirrups to
emphasize his contempt for the law in the person of
the watchman, Uncle Joe gave vent to a yell that brought
store-keepers to the doors, pedestrians to turn around
and drivers to pull to the side of the street.
He gave the mare her head. At
the sound of the voice nearer and consequently louder
than ever before, she shot forward at a speed never
equalled on that street. At every revolution of
her hind legs her body under Alfred rose and fell
like a toy boat on a ruffled bay. Uncle Joe rose
and fell with the movement and at every rise he yelled
even louder than before.
The minion of the law and several
idlers, always seeking an opportunity to meddle, rushed
to the middle of the street, but as well might they
have attempted to arrest the wind. The shoes of
Black Fan struck the flinty limestones on the pike,
the sparks flew, and her trail was a veritable streak
of fire. As the mare rounded the turn at Workman’s
Hotel, Uncle Joe, as a parting shot, yelled:
“You can all go to h ll.”
How Alfred maintained his hold he
never knew nor did the mare slacken pace greatly until
home was reached. Alfred is of the opinion to
this day that Uncle Joe forgot he carried a handicap.
The corn-cob stopper in a large bottle
which Uncle Joe, (as was the custom of farmers in
those days), carried in his right hand overcoat pocket,
came out, the contents splashed in Alfred’s face
and saturated his clothing. Alfred was almost
stupefied with the fumes of the liquor and had the
distance been further he surely would have fallen from
his seat.
As the mare halted, Uncle Joe vigorously
threw his leg over her back to dismount, sweeping
Alfred from his seat as though he had been a rag-doll.
Down he fell head first and no doubt sustained bodily
injury had not Providence, or a kindly cow deposited
a cushion as soft as velvet for his reception, and
curls. His yells and calls brought the family
to the rescue. Alfred was not received as courteously
as on former visits; however, after a bath in a tub
of not overly warm water, the family were a trifle
less distant.
The wife was very much provoked over
the husband’s actions.
Reinforced by Billy Hickman, the preacher,
and several church members, renewed her efforts to
have Uncle Joe ally himself with the church.
Uncle Joe assured one good brother that if sheep-washing
time was over it was then September and
sheep are washed in May or June he would
join the church. He explained that he felt he
must have a little “licker” sheep-washing
time or he would “ketch the rheumatiz.”
The District Fair was on, Black Fan
was entered in the free-for-all pace. She was
considered a joke by horsemen and the knowing ones.
But Alfred would have bet all he had that Black Fan
was the fastest goer in the world. Ike Bailey’s
Black Bess, John Krepps’ Billy, John Patterson’s
Morgan Messenger, were the other entries, all under
saddle except Morgan Messenger. Patterson drove
him to a sulky, the only sulky in the county, the
wheels higher than the head of the driver. It
was the idea of the builder the larger the wheels
the greater the speed.
Black Fan had much the worst of the
get-away and it looked as if she would be left in
the stretch. It was a half-mile track. Twice
around completed the heats. The crowd laughed
themselves hoarse at Uncle Joe’s entry and rider.
The other riders leaning forward,
holding their bridle reins close down to the bit,
seemed to lift their horses as they sped away from
Black Fan whose rider was leaning back holding the
briddle reins at arm’s length as if he feared
she would go by the head.
There was no grandstand, the populace
standing thick along the track, separated from it
by a rough board fence.
As the horses neared the starting
point on the first turn, Black Fan far in the rear,
Uncle Joe was seen pushing through the crowd, towering
above the multitude. He made his way to the side
of the track, climbing up on the fence-board next
to the top, he stood erect.
The leaders flew by and, as Black
Fan got opposite, he raised his arms as if to throw
a stone or club at her, at the same time, in stentorian
tones, yelling: “Git up! Git up!
Git! Git out of that, you Black B
h! Git up Fan. Gin her her head! Don’t
hold her, dam her! Let her go! Scat!”
As the last yell left his lips over
he went onto the dusty track head-first. Black
Fan surely imagined Uncle Joe was after her, she shot
forward, her hind legs going so fast she looked in
danger of running over herself, taking up nearly the
width of the course. John Patterson and his high-wheeled
sulky were swept off the track. Black Bess jumped
the fence, ran off with her rider and was disqualified.
Only John Krepps kept his little horse on the track,
but Black Fan had the race in hand.
Great confusion reigned. Several
fights started, Uncle Joe being in the midst of all
of them. Everybody surrounded the judges, and
the other horse owners protested the race. As
the judges were all farmers with the usual fairness
pervading decisions as between town folks and country
ones, Black Fan was given the race.
Uncle Joe led the mare all over the
fair grounds with Alfred mounted on her, and notwithstanding
the boy was surfeited with ginger bread, cider and
other District Fair delicacies, he importuned the uncle
for more. Finally the uncle impatiently handed
him two cents, “So there go eat ginger bread
till you bust.” Uncle Joe celebrated his
victory all afternoon. When he advised Alfred
that they would soon start home and that he could
ride behind him on Black Fan, Alfred slid down and
requested a neighboring farmer to permit him to ride
home in his dead axe wagon.
Uncle Joe did not get home until very
late, claiming that he did not know that Alfred had
gone before and that he was searching the fair grounds
for him. Alfred’s aunt gently chided him
and advised that when he went anywhere with his uncle
thereafter he must remain until his uncle came, but
to urge his uncle to come early.
Uncle Joe was very sick the next day.
Aunt Betsy said it served him right. She hoped
he’d “puke his innards out.”
Alfred was busy carrying the afflicted man water by
the gourdful from the spring. Uncle Joe would
not permit him to bring it in a pail: he wanted
it cold and fresh.
“Dip her deep, son,” he
would say as he emptied the gourd and sent the boy
for more.
The sufferer grew worse and finally
Aunt Betsy’s womanly sympathy impelled her to
go to the sick man. She began by saying:
“I oughtn’t to lift a
hand to help you. Any man that will pour licker
down his stomach until he throws it up is a hog and
nothing else.”
Catching a whiff of that which had
come up, she turned up her nose and contemptuously
continued:
“I don’t see how any one can put that
stuff down them.”
She held her nose and turned her head
in disgust. The sick man raised his head and
feebly answered:
“Well, it don’t taste
that way going down. Go away and let me die in
peace. I deserve to die alone; I don’t want
any of ye to pity me. Just bury me is all I ask.”
The woman’s sympathy entirely
overcome her anger as the man well knew it would.
She begged to be permitted to do something for him.
He was obdurate. He was “not worthy of
being saved”; all he desired was to “die
alone and be forgotten.”
She asked him if he were not afraid to die.
“No, no” he answered, “I’m
not afraid to die but I’m ashamed to.”
Feeling his heart was softening, she
begged to do something to relieve him, a cold towel
for his head or hot tea for his stomach. No, nothing
could do him any good, so he declared.
“If you don’t have something done for
you, you might die.”
“Let me die, but if I ever get
over this one, it’s the last for Joe. I
hope every still house in Fayette County will burn
down afore night and all the whiskey ever made destroyed.”
The wife exulted greatly at these
words and renewed her entreaties to do something for
him.
“Well, if you insist on doing
something for me”, and he hesitated, “but
I know it will do no good go down to the
kitchen, fill a big coffee cup half full of bilin’
hot water, dissolve a lump of loaf sugar in it, drop
in a little lump of butter ’bout as big as a
robin’s egg. Then reach up in the old cupboard
in the hall, top shelf and way back in the corner,
you’ll find a big, black bottle. Pour quite
a lot out of this bottle into the cup, fill it up.
Grate a little nutmeg into it and fetch it up yar.”
Then holding his hands to his head
as if suffering great pain, dropping his voice to
a faint whisper as if he were about to collapse, he
said:
“Bring it up here and if I don’t
want to take it you jes’ make me.”
Not long afterwards the whole neighborhood
was talking of the conversion of Uncle Joe and the
day of his baptism marked an epoch in that section.
The lion and the lamb were roaming together. Old
Bill Colvin and Uncle Joe were making cider on the
shares. Many were the strange tales told of how
the conversion of Uncle Joe came about.
The day of baptism saw the largest
gathering in the history of Red Stone meeting house.
Alfred, Cousin Charley and all the country folks round
about were there and many from town. Many were
the conjectures made by the idle gossipers as to whether
Joe would hold out. Tom Porter prophesied that
the first time Joe got on a tear he would lick the
preacher. Billy Hickman, the preacher, was a mite
of a man, while Uncle Joe was a giant in comparison.
Uncle Joe had never been ducked or
put under water but once, that the writer knows of.
It was sheep-washing time. The sheep in a pen
on the bank of the creek. Uncle Joe and another
man in the creek up to their middles washing the sheep.
Alfred and another boy in the pen catching the sheep
dragging them to the bank as the workers called for
another sheep. There was one old bell-wether
that was too strong for the boys. After futile
attempts to drag him to the creek Alfred decided to
ride him. Jumping astride of the animal it made
frantic efforts to free itself from the burden.
Round the pen, bleating and panting it ran. It
started for the creek and from a height of several
feet it plunged, hitting Uncle Joe square between
the shoulders.
Its weight and Alfred’s sent
the powerful man under the water. Where one sheep
leads another will follow. As he attempted to
rise, sheep after sheep hit him on head or back.
Under he went again as often as he arose until the
whole herd were out of the pen.
This experience probably accounted
for Uncle Joe’s actions the day of the baptism.
Grouped on the banks of the creek, in fence corners,
some lying on the grass under the red haw trees, were
the rabble all there out of curiosity.
Standing near the creek, chanting
a familiar hymn as only an earnest congregation of
good people can sing, were the church members.
Walking slowly from the church was the preacher and
Uncle Joe, the disparity in their size all the more
marked as they waded into the water.
Uncle Joe seemed ill at ease and it
appeared as though he was sort of holding back.
By the time the minister was in up to his middle, the
water only flowed about Uncle Joe’s knees.
The little preacher paused, folded Uncle Joe’s
hands across his breast. Uncle Joe looked behind
him as much as to say:
“It’s a long ways down to the water.”
The minister began the solemn baptismal
service. At the last word he attempted to lay
Uncle Joe back, immersing him in the usual manner but
Uncle Joe resisted. Alfred said afterwards he
“knowed Uncle Joe was skeered, that Hickman
couldn’t rise him up after he got him under.”
Alfred explained that it was hard to keep from strangling
when you went down backwards. “That’s
the way I nearly drowned. They ought to baptize
’em forward,” was his conclusion.
The silence was oppressive. The
minister sort of squirmed around and began the service
over. At the last word he made another effort
to immerse the sinner. Again his strength was
insufficient, both men jostled around.
Sam Craft, who was watching the proceeding
from a fence corner, at the failure of the second
attempt to dip the penitent, drawled in a voice thick
with hard cider:
“Trip him Bill dam him trip him.”
Uncle Joe quickly took hold of his
nose with thumb and finger; stooping, he put his face
under water to his ears, left the preacher standing
in the creek as he rushed out, not to the church members
but to his old cronies, until led to his proper place
among the congregation.
The conversion of Uncle Joe made Aunt
Betsy happy. Alfred had liberties he never enjoyed
previously. He rode Billy, the pony, when and
where he chose. He ran rabbits, chased through
the woods until the scant wardrobe he brought from
home was in rags and tatters.
The great Civil War had just begun.
All the country was marching mad soldiers
passing and repassing along the pike. Aunt Betsy
and Lacy Hare, the hired girl, decided that Alfred
should have a soldier’s suit that would surprise
the natives. Neither had ever been blessed with
children, neither had ever attempted to make a garment
such as they fashioned in their minds for Alfred.
The original that Alfred’s suit
was patterned after was a military uniform worn by
John Stevenson in the War of 1848 between Mexico and
the United States.
As the faded garment was brought from
the garret and Alfred, with wood-ashes and vinegar
brightened up the ornaments and medals, he thought
John had been a mighty general, judging from the medals
he wore. When he learned John was only a fifer
his admiration for him greatly increased and often
he coaxed John to play the old tunes that cheered
the warriors on to victory in the many battles John
graphically described not recorded in history.
Lacy with a pair of sheep shears cut
out the coat, while Aunt Betsy held the pattern down
on the heavy grey cloth. The goods were of the
home-made quality, known as “linsey-woolsey,”
a material worn by farmers almost universally in those
days. The household scissors were too dull to
cut it, hence the sheep shears were pressed into service
by Lacy.
The coat cut, Alfred had to stand
out in the entry while the women used his nether garments
to pattern by. The door a little ajar, Alfred
impatiently watched the two women cut out the pants.
Lacy remarked, after he had asked for his pants twice:
“Land sakes! Have a little
patience. You climb trees, run through thickets,
till you’re rags and tatters, and I hope when
we get these clothes done you’ll settle down
and save them to wear when you go anywhar.”
The women decided, or rather endeavored,
to make the suit after the cut of the uniforms worn
by the soldiers. Lacy insisted that a blouse would
not look well on Alfred and it was decided to make
him a jacket at the bottom “close fittin’”
as Lacy expressed it.
Nothing like this suit was ever seen
before or after the war. Angles and folds were,
where should have been smoothness; too short at the
bottom, too high at the top, too tight where they
should have been loose and vice versa. The jacket
was short in the waist and high in the neck. Lacy
remarked as they basted the thing that there seemed
too much cloth in some parts but she thought it would
take up in the sewing. The surplus cloth in the
west side of the pants hung to the boy’s calves,
covering the limbs that far down. Therefore,
it was difficult to decide at a distance where the
jacket ended and the pants began. In fact, the
boy, from a backside view at a little distance, seemed
to be wearing a long-tailed coat.
Going from you, Alfred looked like
a grown man; coming towards you he looked more natural.
Wherever there appeared a bunch or angle that seemed
out of place, Lacy endeavored to modify the over abundance
by tacking on one of the ornaments taken from the
old uniform of which a great number were used.
The shoulders of the jacket seemed to fit to suit
Lacy, therefore she used the epaulets from the shoulders
of the old soldier’s uniform elsewhere.
The seat of the pants hanging so low, Lacy said looked
too bare, whereupon she tacked the epaulets on that
part of the pants, with the yellow and red fringe
hanging down.
There was a very large lump resembling
“Richard the Third’s” hump; on this
Lacy perched a brass eagle with wings spread as if
about to fly off with the coat. Red and yellow
stripes ran up and down the outside seam of the pants.
Lacy said they “looked so purty
it was a shame the folds of the cloth kivered so much
of the stripe”; she “allowed it was too
bad that more of the folds had not found their way
into the seat of the pants cos it wa’n’t
noticed there, the epaulets hid it.”
Lacy had such a great quantity of
this yellow and red material, she insisted on running
a double row around the cuffs of the coat and around
the bottom of the pants. Aunt Betsy gently dissented
but Lacy seemed the moving spirit in the project and
the elder woman deferred to her. The aunt said
the only fear she had was that folks might think the
suit too gaudy. Aunt Betsy said she feared they
had not sewed the braid on straight or the pants wouldn’t
pucker so at the knees.
All the ornaments, space could not
be found for elsewhere, were tacked on the cap.
The vizor or brim was the only disappointment to the
women. No stiff leather procurable, they used
cardboard and blackened it with shoe polish.
This soon broke and crumpled. Lacy remarked:
“The blame rim spiles the whole outfit.”
It dangled in Alfred’s eyes
all the time, hence he generally wore the vizor behind.
The soldier clothes were to Alfred
a thing of beauty and joy until he went to town.
Alfred collected all the country boys he could enlist
and called them the “Red Stone Blues.”
He found an old, rusty sword, its scabbard a load,
yet he carried it wherever he went. Others of
his company had corn cutters, old scythes and muskets.
Alfred attempted to drill the boys
as he had seen the home guards and Sam Graham’s
Zouaves do in town. Two old stove pipes were
mounted on wheels for cannon.
It was Alfred’s ambition to
ride at the head of his command as did the commander
of the Ringold Cavalry, but Lacy had attached the epaulets
to the seat of Alfred’s trousers as they came
from the shoulders of the old coat, and the tin shape
frames prevented Alfred assuming any attitude while
in the uniform than that of standing. When Alfred
spoke to Lacy as to the advisability of changing the
location of the epaulets she explained that they had
nothing suitable to replace them. When Alfred
complained he could not sit down, Lacy said:
“Law sakes, you shouldn’t
think of it. Them ’air things are too purty
to kiver up.”
The battle of Bull Run had been fought.
The country was ablaze with excitement, war and rumors
of war, war stories, war talk. Everybody was
up in arms, soldiers moving everywhere, as the locality
was not far from where battles were soon expected.
Uncle Joe and Aunt Betsy went to town
to hear the news. Alfred, left alone, marshalled
his hosts in battle array.
In the romance of Pierce Forrest,
a young knight being dubbed by King Alexander, he
was so elated he galloped into the woods, cut and slashed
trees until he eased his effervescence and convinced
the army he was a most courageous soldier.
Alfred at the head of his army, strode
down the column as Jupiter is said to have strode
down the spheres as he hurled his thunderbolts at
the Titans.
Alfred and his army charged and recharged,
Uncle Joe’s hedge fence. On and on they
charged, coming on the enemy standing ten deep in line,
asking or giving no quarter; the enemy fell bruised
and bleeding. Every stalk of Uncle Joe’s
broom corn patch lay on the ground, not one stalk
standing to tell the tale.
How vain are the baubles of war.
Alfred standing in the midst of the field of slaughter he
could not sit down heard a roar that froze
his hot blood and scattered his army to the winds
of anywhere and to the thickets.
Uncle Joe, returning, had witnessed
the slaughter of his broom corn from the top of the
hill by the big shell-bark hickory nut trees.
His yells not only struck terror to Alfred’s
heart but Black Fan and other stock broke from the
fields into the big road where they stood trembling.
Lacy said she hadn’t heard Uncle
Joe chirp since he was baptized. When he hit
his finger with a hammer she felt certain he would
“break out,” but he stuck to his religion.
As he crossed the apex of the hill
and saw the broom corn falling before Alfred and his
minions, the roar that floated across the flat sounded
very much like:
“Whatinthehellanddamnationdoesthismean?”
When Alfred saw Ajax drawing nearer,
his sword fell from his hand and Alfred fell on the
broom corn, an object of abject fear. Ajax grabbed
him by the nape of the neck and seat of his uniform,
nearly ruining one of the epaulets.
Never was warrior so ignobly driven
or dragged from a field of victory. Aunt Betsy
could find no excuse for Alfred. Broom corn was
a necessity in the household work. Every farmer
made his own brooms.
After a very short trial by court
martial it was decided that the country was too quiet
for Alfred and that he should be transferred to town
at once.
Although tried and found guilty, Alfred,
to his delight, was permitted to retain his side-arms
and wear his uniform. The next day, standing
between Aunt Betsy and Uncle Joe in the old buggy driving
the old mare, he began the journey home. He was
arrayed in full regimentals, the brim of the cap turned
behind, his yellow hair hanging in strings, (it had
never been curled since he went to the country).
Everyone they met cast admiring glances
at Alfred’s uniform. The aunt was proud
of the attention attracted. Passing through Sandy
Hollow, Sid Gaskill, the roughest girl in the neighborhood,
motioned the buggy to stop. As Sid inspected
Alfred she requested him to turn around. Looking
him over she asked:
“Who made ’em?” referring to the
uniform.
Alfred promptly replied:
“Lacy Hare helped Aunt Betsy make ’em.”
The aunt’s face showed her satisfaction.
Not even when Sid inquired if the clothes were made
to wear in a show did the aunt’s pride in Alfred’s
suit diminish, although the inference is that it was
the military character of the clothes rather than
the cloth or fit, she was proud of, as Aunt Betsy
was very patriotic.
All the way to town she was picturing
what a surprise the suit would be to Mary and John,
and it was.
Alfred was driving the old mare as
she had not been driven in years. Uncle Joe made
him slow down. Uncle Joe sometimes exceeded the
speed limit leaving town but usually went in at a
respectable gait.
Alfred’s desire to see the loved
ones at home was so strong that he jumped out of the
buggy as they entered the town. Running ahead
of the buggy he passed Uncle Bill’s: Waving
a welcome to Martha and Hester, who stood in the front
yard, he regarded their laughter as evidence of their
pleasure at seeing him back home again.
When Martha shouted, “What devilment
are you up to now?” he never imagined it was
his appearance that so amused the girls.
Over the fence, across lots to the
rear of the house he scampered. Lin was out mopping
the floor of the back porch. Perched on the top
of the fence he caught sight of her.
“Hello, Lin? How-dye?”
Lin heard the voice. She did not recognize the
speaker at once.
“Hello, Lin?” he shouted again.
Lin shaded her eyes, gazed hard at
the boy, dropped the mop, and Alfred heard her call:
“My Gawd, Mary! Come out here, quick!”
The mother appeared as Alfred neared
the house. Looking curiously at him, she covered
her face with her apron and began to laugh. Lin
ran into the house screaming and laughing. The
boy stood abashed. The mother motioned him to
approach her, pushing him into the house. She
obtained a view of the rear of the warrior’s
uniform and a fresh outburst of laughter prevented
her even speaking to him. Lin and the mother clasped
each other in their arms as they swayed, weakened with
laughter. Lin was the first to recover her speech.
The boy’s feelings were hurt.
“Where’s your regular
clothes?” Lin first asked, “you bin in
a-swimmin’ agin and lost ’em, I reckon.”
The children came romping home from
school, Sister Lizzie rolled on the floor as she caught
sight of the boy and asked Lin, between screams:
“Who dressed brother Al up like that?”
The mother ordered him to remain in
the room until they got other clothes for him.
They did not want the neighbors to see him dressed
as he was.
The boy’s spirit began to assert itself.
“Laugh, if you feel like it.
Lacy Hare and Aunt Betsy made me these clothes, they’re
regular soldier clothes. I’ll bet if you
laugh at them when Aunt Betsy comes she will tell
you something. I don’t see nothin’
to laugh at.”
“Landsakes,” spoke up
Lin, “step in the parlor and look at yerself.
Ef you don’t laugh you’re not the kind
I took ye fer.”
Alfred did laugh and he got out of
the clothes mighty quickly. Lin was delegated
to explain to Aunt Betsy why they changed Alfred’s
clothes so quickly.
Aunt Betsy informed them:
“The boy had jes’ romped
until he was most naked. They didn’t want
to send to town for clothes for him, so Lacy and her
jes’ banded together and made him the suit.
They had plenty of time and they concluded to make
him a suit different from any other boy’s.
And it warn’t much trouble to trim it up and
make it nice rather than to make it plain. It
took two days more to trim it than it did to make it.”
Lin told the good, honest soul they
could not think of Alfred wearing the clothes every
day in town. “We’ll keep ’em
off him ’til the next battle and when the peepul
are all sad over their friends that’s been killed,
we’ll dress him up and send him down the street.”
Many years afterwards, the writer,
rummaging through the garret of the old home, the
odd garments fashioned by Lacy Hare and Aunt Betsy
were discovered. Recollections of the mirth they
aroused when first brought to the notice of the family,
prompted the carrying of the old musty outfit to the
sitting room below.
But somehow the odd looking suit failed
to excite any merriment. It was rather regarded
with reverence. The sight of it sent the thoughts
of all traveling back to other and happier days.
The mother thought of those whose kindly hands had
fashioned the fantastic garments; of an elder sister
who had filled a mother’s place in the family.
She remembered a happy home, its like unknown in all
the country about, where hospitality was liberally
dispensed, visitors always welcome. She thought
of the first wife’s passing, the coming of another
to the big house. The lowering of the family
name by the second marriage. The shunning of the
old home by friends and relatives; of the rapid decline
of the master; evil associates whom he preferred to
those who had honored and loved him; the estrangement
of family and friends.
In her mind she could see in him a
bent old man, prematurely old, leaving his home to
seek shelter with strangers, lost to the sight of
former friends, his whereabouts known only when the
final summons came to him; his identity made known
by his last request:
“I have left money with George
Gallagher to bury me. Bury me beside Betsy.”
And in her mind she saw two graves
side by side, one with a marker reading “My
Beloved Wife,” the other unmarked.
The mother softly said as she folded
the coat and nether garments:
“Put them away again.”