by Alan E. Nourse
The letter came down the slot too
early that morning to be the regular mail run.
Pete Greenwood eyed the New Philly photocancel with
a dreadful premonition. The letter said:
Peter:
Can you come East chop-chop,
urgent?
Grdznth problem getting to
be a PRoblem, need expert
icebox salesman to get gators
out of hair fast.
Yes? Math boys hot on
this, citizens not so hot.
Please come.
Tommy
Pete tossed the letter down the gulper
with a sigh. He had lost a bet to himself because
it had come three days later than he expected, but
it had come all the same, just as it always did when
Tommy Heinz got himself into a hole.
Not that he didn’t like Tommy.
Tommy was a good PR-man, as PR-men go. He just
didn’t know his own depth. PRoblem in a
beady Grdznth eye! What Tommy needed right now
was a Bazooka Battalion, not a PR-man. Pete settled
back in the Eastbound Rocketjet with a sigh of resignation.
He was just dozing off when the fat
lady up the aisle let out a scream. A huge reptilian
head had materialized out of nowhere and was hanging
in air, peering about uncertainly. A scaly green
body followed, four feet away, complete with long
razor talons, heavy hind legs, and a whiplash tail
with a needle at the end. For a moment the creature
floated upside down, legs thrashing. Then the
head and body joined, executed a horizontal pirouette,
and settled gently to the floor like an eight-foot
circus balloon.
Two rows down a small boy let out
a muffled howl and tried to bury himself in his mother’s
coat collar. An indignant wail arose from the
fat lady. Someone behind Pete groaned aloud and
quickly retired behind a newspaper.
The creature coughed apologetically.
“Terribly sorry,” he said in a coarse
rumble. “So difficult to control, you know.
Terribly sorry....” His voice trailed off
as he lumbered down the aisle toward the empty seat
next to Pete.
The fat lady gasped, and an angry
murmur ran up and down the cabin. “Sit
down,” Pete said to the creature. “Relax.
Cheerful reception these days, eh?”
“You don’t mind?” said the creature.
“Not at all.” Pete
tossed his briefcase on the floor. At a distance
the huge beast had looked like a nightmare combination
of large alligator and small tyrannosaurus. Now,
at close range Pete could see that the “scales”
were actually tiny wrinkles of satiny green fur.
He knew, of course, that the Grdznth were mammals-“docile,
peace-loving mammals,” Tommy’s PR-blasts
had declared emphatically-but with one of
them sitting about a foot away Pete had to fight down
a wave of horror and revulsion.
The creature was most incredibly ugly.
Great yellow pouches hung down below flat reptilian
eyes, and a double row of long curved teeth glittered
sharply. In spite of himself Pete gripped the
seat as the Grdznth breathed at him wetly through
damp nostrils.
“Misgauged?” said Pete.
The Grdznth nodded sadly. “It’s
horrible of me, but I just can’t help it.
I always misgauge. Last time it was the
chancel of St. John’s Cathedral. I nearly
stampeded morning prayer-” He paused
to catch his breath. “What an effort.
The energy barrier, you know. Frightfully hard
to make the jump.” He broke off sharply,
staring out the window. “Dear me!
Are we going east?”
“I’m afraid so, friend.”
“Oh, dear. I wanted Florida.”
“Well, you seem to have drifted
through into the wrong airplane,” said Pete.
“Why Florida?”
The Grdznth looked at him reproachfully.
“The Wives, of course. The climate is so
much better, and they mustn’t be disturbed, you
know.”
“Of course,” said Pete.
“In their condition. I’d forgotten.”
“And I’m told that things
have been somewhat unpleasant in the East just now,”
said the Grdznth.
Pete thought of Tommy, red-faced and
frantic, beating off hordes of indignant citizens.
“So I hear,” he said. “How many
more of you are coming through?”
“Oh, not many, not many at all.
Only the Wives-half a million or so-and
their spouses, of course.” The creature
clicked his talons nervously. “We haven’t
much more time, you know. Only a few more weeks,
a few months at the most. If we couldn’t
have stopped over here, I just don’t know what
we’d have done.”
“Think nothing of it,”
said Pete indulgently. “It’s been
great having you.”
The passengers within earshot stiffened,
glaring at Pete. The fat lady was whispering
indignantly to her seat companion. Junior had
half emerged from his mother’s collar; he was
busy sticking out his tongue at the Grdznth.
The creature shifted uneasily.
“Really, I think-perhaps Florida would
be better.”
“Going to try it again right
now? Don’t rush off,” said Pete.
“Oh, I don’t mean to rush.
It’s been lovely, but-” Already
the Grdznth was beginning to fade out.
“Try four miles down and a thousand
miles southeast,” said Pete.
The creature gave him a toothy smile,
nodded once, and grew more indistinct. In another
five seconds the seat was quite empty. Pete leaned
back, grinning to himself as the angry rumble rose
around him like a wave. He was a Public Relations
man to the core-but right now he was off
duty. He chuckled to himself, and the passengers
avoided him like the plague all the way to New Philly.
But as he walked down the gangway
to hail a cab, he wasn’t smiling so much.
He was wondering just how high Tommy was hanging him,
this time.
The lobby of the Public Relations
Bureau was swarming like an upturned anthill when
Pete disembarked from the taxi. He could almost
smell the desperate tension of the place. He
fought his way past scurrying clerks and preoccupied
poll-takers toward the executive elevators in the rear.
On the newly finished seventeenth
floor, he found Tommy Heinz pacing the corridor like
an expectant young father. Tommy had lost weight
since Pete had last seen him. His ruddy face
was paler, his hair thin and ragged as though chunks
had been torn out from time to time. He saw Pete
step off the elevator, and ran forward with open arms.
“I thought you’d never get here!”
he groaned. “When you didn’t call,
I was afraid you’d let me down.”
“Me?” said Pete. “I’d
never let down a pal.”
The sarcasm didn’t dent Tommy.
He led Pete through the ante-room into the plush director’s
office, bouncing about excitedly, his words tumbling
out like a waterfall. He looked as though one
gentle shove might send him yodeling down Market Street
in his underdrawers. “Hold it,” said
Pete. “Relax, I’m not going to leave
for a while yet. Your girl screamed something
about a senator as we came in. Did you hear her?”
Tommy gave a violent start. “Senator!
Oh, dear.” He flipped a desk switch.
“What senator is that?”
“Senator Stokes,” the
girl said wearily. “He had an appointment.
He’s ready to have you fired.”
“All I need now is a senator,”
Tommy said. “What does he want?”
“Guess,” said the girl.
“Oh. That’s what I was afraid of.
Can you keep him there?”
“Don’t worry about that,”
said the girl. “He’s growing roots.
They swept around him last night, and dusted him off
this morning. His appointment was for yesterday,
remember?”
“Remember! Of course I
remember. Senator Stokes-something
about a riot in Boston.” He started to
flip the switch, then added, “See if you can
get Charlie down here with his giz.”
He turned back to Pete with a frantic
light in his eye. “Good old Pete.
Just in time. Just. Eleventh-hour reprieve.
Have a drink, have a cigar-do you want
my job? It’s yours. Just speak up.”
“I fail to see,” said
Pete, “just why you had to drag me all the way
from L.A. to have a cigar. I’ve got work
to do.”
“Selling movies, right?” said Tommy.
“Check.”
“To people who don’t want to buy them,
right?”
“In a manner of speaking,” said Pete testily.
“Exactly,” said Tommy.
“Considering some of the movies you’ve
been selling, you should be able to sell anything
to anybody, any time, at any price.”
“Please. Movies are getting Better by the
Day.”
“Yes, I know. And the Grdznth
are getting worse by the hour. They’re
coming through in battalions-a thousand
a day! The more Grdznth come through, the more
they act as though they own the place. Not nasty
or anything-it’s that infernal politeness
that people hate most, I think. Can’t get
them mad, can’t get them into a fight, but they
do anything they please, and go anywhere they please,
and if the people don’t like it, the Grdznth
just go right ahead anyway.”
Pete pulled at his lip. “Any violence?”
Tommy gave him a long look. “So
far we’ve kept it out of the papers, but there
have been some incidents. Didn’t hurt the
Grdznth a bit-they have personal protective
force fields around them, a little point they didn’t
bother to tell us about. Anybody who tries anything
fancy gets thrown like a bolt of lightning hit him.
Rumors are getting wild-people saying they
can’t be killed, that they’re just moving
in to stay.”
Pete nodded slowly. “Are they?”
“I wish I knew. I mean,
for sure. The psych-docs say no. The Grdznth
agreed to leave at a specified time, and something
in their cultural background makes them stick strictly
to their agreements. But that’s just what
the psych-docs think, and they’ve been known
to be wrong.”
“And the appointed time?”
Tommy spread his hands helplessly.
“If we knew, you’d still be in L.A.
Roughly six months and four days, plus or minus a month
for the time differential. That’s strictly
tentative, according to the math boys. It’s
a parallel universe, one of several thousand already
explored, according to the Grdznth scientists working
with Charlie Karns. Most of the parallels are
analogous, and we happen to be analogous to the Grdznth,
a point we’ve omitted from our PR-blasts.
They have an eight-planet system around a hot sun,
and it’s going to get lots hotter any day now.”
Pete’s eyes widened. “Nova?”
“Apparently. Nobody knows
how they predicted it, but they did. Spotted
it coming several years ago, so they’ve been
romping through parallel after parallel trying to
find one they can migrate to. They found one,
sort of a desperation choice. It’s cold
and arid and full of impassable mountain chains.
With an uphill fight they can make it support a fraction
of their population.”
Tommy shook his head helplessly.
“They picked a very sensible system for getting
a good strong Grdznth population on the new parallel
as fast as possible. The males were picked for
brains, education, ability and adaptability; the females
were chosen largely according to how pregnant they
were.”
Pete grinned. “Grdznth
in útero. There’s something poetic
about it.”
“Just one hitch,” said
Tommy. “The girls can’t gestate in
that climate, at least not until they’ve been
there long enough to get their glands adjusted.
Seems we have just the right climate here for gestating
Grdznth, even better than at home. So they came
begging for permission to stop here, on the way through,
to rest and parturiate.”
“So Earth becomes a glorified
incubator.” Pete got to his feet thoughtfully.
“This is all very touching,” he said, “but
it just doesn’t wash. If the Grdznth are
so unpopular with the masses, why did we let them
in here in the first place?” He looked narrowly
at Tommy. “To be very blunt, what’s
the parking fee?”
“Plenty,” said Tommy heavily.
“That’s the trouble, you see. The
fee is so high, Earth just can’t afford to lose
it. Charlie Karns’ll tell you why.”
Charlie Karns from Math Section was
an intense skeleton of a man with a long jaw and a
long white coat drooping over his shoulders like a
shroud. In his arms he clutched a small black
box.
“It’s the parallel universe
business, of course,” he said to Pete, with
Tommy beaming over his shoulder. “The Grdznth
can cross through. They’ve been able to
do it for a long time. According to our figuring,
this must involve complete control of mass, space
and dimension, all three. And time comes into
one of the three-we aren’t sure which.”
The mathematician set the black box
on the desk top and released the lid. Like a
jack-in-the-box, two small white plastic spheres popped
out and began chasing each other about in the air
six inches above the box. Presently a third sphere
rose up from the box and joined the fun.
Pete watched it with his jaw sagging
until his head began to spin. “No wires?”
“Strictly no wires,”
said Charlie glumly. “No nothing.”
He closed the box with a click. “This is
one of their children’s toys, and theoretically,
it can’t work. Among other things, it takes
null-gravity to operate.”
Pete sat down, rubbing his chin.
“Yes,” he said. “I’m beginning
to see. They’re teaching you this?”
Tommy said, “They’re trying
to. He’s been working for weeks with their
top mathematicians, him and a dozen others. How
many computers have you burned out, Charlie?”
“Four. There’s a
differential factor, and we can’t spot it.
They have the equations, all right. It’s
a matter of translating them into constants that make
sense. But we haven’t cracked the differential.”
“And if you do, then what?”
Charlie took a deep breath. “We’ll
have inter-dimensional control, a practical, utilizable
transmatter. We’ll have null-gravity, which
means the greatest advance in power utilization since
fire was discovered. It might give us the opening
to a concept of time travel that makes some kind of
sense. And power! If there’s an energy
differential of any magnitude-” He
shook his head sadly.
“We’ll also know the time-differential,”
said Tommy hopefully, “and how long the Grdznth
gestation period will be.”
“It’s a fair exchange,”
said Charlie. “We keep them until the girls
have their babies. They teach us the ABC’s
of space, mass and dimension.”
Pete nodded. “That is,
if you can make the people put up with them for another
six months or so.”
Tommy sighed. “In a word-yes.
So far we’ve gotten nowhere at a thousand miles
an hour.”
“I can’t do it!”
the cosmetician wailed, hurling himself down on a chair
and burying his face in his hands. “I’ve
failed. Failed!”
The Grdznth sitting on the stool looked
regretfully from the cosmetician to the Public Relations
men. “I say-I am sorry....”
His coarse voice trailed off as he peeled a long strip
of cake makeup off his satiny green face.
Pete Greenwood stared at the cosmetician
sobbing in the chair. “What’s eating
him?”
“Professional pride,”
said Tommy. “He can take twenty years off
the face of any woman in Hollywood. But he’s
not getting to first base with Gorgeous over there.
This is only one thing we’ve tried,” he
added as they moved on down the corridor. “You
should see the field reports. We’ve tried
selling the advances Earth will have, the wealth, the
power. No dice. The man on the street reads
our PR-blasts, and then looks up to see one of the
nasty things staring over his shoulder at the newspaper.”
“So you can’t make them
beautiful,” said Pete. “Can’t
you make them cute?”
“With those teeth? Those eyes? Ugh.”
“How about the ‘jolly company’ approach?”
“Tried it. There’s
nothing jolly about them. They pop out of nowhere,
anywhere. In church, in bedrooms, in rush-hour
traffic through Lincoln Tunnel-look!”
Pete peered out the window at the
traffic jam below. Cars were snarled up for blocks
on either side of the intersection. A squad of
traffic cops were converging angrily on the center
of the mess, where a stream of green reptilian figures
seemed to be popping out of the street and lumbering
through the jammed autos like General Sherman tanks.
“Ulcers,” said Tommy.
“City traffic isn’t enough of a mess as
it is. And they don’t do anything
about it. They apologize profusely, but they
keep coming through.” The two started on
for the office. “Things are getting to
the breaking point. The people are wearing thin
from sheer annoyance-to say nothing of
the nightmares the kids are having, and the trouble
with women fainting.”
The signal light on Tommy’s
desk was flashing scarlet. He dropped into a
chair with a sigh and flipped a switch. “Okay,
what is it now?”
“Just another senator,”
said a furious male voice. “Mr. Heinz, my
arthritis is beginning to win this fight. Are
you going to see me now, or aren’t you?”
“Yes, yes, come right in!”
Tommy turned white. “Senator Stokes,”
he muttered. “I’d completely forgotten-”
The senator didn’t seem to like
being forgotten. He walked into the office, looked
disdainfully at the PR-men, and sank to the edge of
a chair, leaning on his umbrella.
“You have just lost your job,”
he said to Tommy, with an icy edge to his voice.
“You may not have heard about it yet, but you
can take my word for it. I personally will be
delighted to make the necessary arrangements, but
I doubt if I’ll need to. There are at least
a hundred senators in Washington who are ready to
press for your dismissal, Mr. Heinz-and
there’s been some off-the-record talk about a
lynching. Nothing official, of course.”
“Senator-”
“Senator be hanged! We
want somebody in this office who can manage to do
something.”
“Do something! You think
I’m a magician? I can just make them vanish?
What do you want me to do?”
The senator raised his eyebrows.
“You needn’t shout, Mr. Heinz. I’m
not the least interested in what you do.
My interest is focused completely on a collection
of five thousand letters, telegrams, and visiphone
calls I’ve received in the past three days alone.
My constituents, Mr. Heinz, are making themselves
clear. If the Grdznth do not go, I go.”
“That would never do, of course,” murmured
Pete.
The senator gave Pete a cold, clinical
look. “Who is this person?” he asked
Tommy.
“An assistant on the job,”
Tommy said quickly. “A very excellent PR-man.”
The senator sniffed audibly. “Full of ideas,
no doubt.”
“Brimming,” said Pete.
“Enough ideas to get your constituents off your
neck for a while, at least.”
“Indeed.”
“Indeed,” said Pete.
“Tommy, how fast can you get a PR-blast to penetrate?
How much medium do you control?”
“Plenty,” Tommy gulped.
“And how fast can you sample response and analyze
it?”
“We can have prelims six hours
after the PR-blast. Pete, if you have an idea,
tell us!”
Pete stood up, facing the senator.
“Everything else has been tried, but it seems
to me one important factor has been missed. One
that will take your constituents by the ears.”
He looked at Tommy pityingly. “You’ve
tried to make them lovable, but they aren’t lovable.
They aren’t even passably attractive. There’s
one thing they are though, at least half of
them.”
Tommy’s jaw sagged. “Pregnant,”
he said.
“Now see here,” said the
senator. “If you’re trying to make
a fool out of me to my face-”
“Sit down and shut up,”
said Pete. “If there’s one thing the
man in the street reveres, my friend, it’s motherhood.
We’ve got several hundred thousand pregnant
Grdznth just waiting for all the little Grdznth to
arrive, and nobody’s given them a side glance.”
He turned to Tommy. “Get some copywriters
down here. Get a Grdznth obstetrician or two.
We’re going to put together a PR-blast that
will twang the people’s heart-strings like a
billion harps.”
The color was back in Tommy’s
cheeks, and the senator was forgotten as a dozen intercom
switches began snapping. “We’ll need
TV hookups, and plenty of newscast space,” he
said eagerly. “Maybe a few photographs-do
you suppose maybe baby Grdznth are lovable?”
“They probably look like salamanders,”
said Pete. “But tell the people anything
you want. If we’re going to get across the
sanctity of Grdznth motherhood, my friend, anything
goes.”
“It’s genius,” chortled Tommy.
“Sheer genius.”
“If it sells,” the senator added, dubiously.
“It’ll sell,” Pete said. “The
question is: for how long?”
The planning revealed the mark of
genius. Nothing sudden, harsh, or crude-but
slowly, in a radio comment here or a newspaper story
there, the emphasis began to shift from Grdznth in
general to Grdznth as mothers. A Rutgers professor
found his TV discussion on “Motherhood as an
Experience” suddenly shifted from 6:30 Monday
evening to 10:30 Saturday night. Copy rolled
by the ream from Tommy’s office, refined copy,
hypersensitively edited copy, finding its way into
the light of day through devious channels.
Three days later a Grdznth miscarriage
threatened, and was averted. It was only a page
4 item, but it was a beginning.
Determined movements to expel the
Grdznth faltered, trembled with indecision. The
Grdznth were ugly, they frightened little children,
they were a trifle overbearing in their insufferable
stubborn politeness-but in a civilized
world you just couldn’t turn expectant mothers
out in the rain.
Not even expectant Grdznth mothers.
By the second week the blast was going at full tilt.
In the Public Relations Bureau building,
machines worked on into the night. As questionnaires
came back, spot candid films and street-corner interview
tapes ran through the projectors on a twenty-four-hour
schedule. Tommy Heinz grew thinner and thinner,
while Pete nursed sharp post-prandial stomach pains.
“Why don’t people respond?”
Tommy asked plaintively on the morning the third week
started. “Haven’t they got any feelings?
The blast is washing over them like a wave and there
they sit!” He punched the private wire to Analysis
for the fourth time that morning. He got a man
with a hag-ridden look in his eye. “How
soon?”
“You want yesterday’s rushes?”
“What do you think I want? Any sign of
a lag?”
“Not a hint. Last night’s
panel drew like a magnet. The D-Date tag you
suggested has them by the nose.”
“How about the President’s talk?”
The man from Analysis grinned. “He should
be campaigning.”
Tommy mopped his forehead with his
shirtsleeve. “Okay. Now listen:
we need a special run on all response data we have
for tolerance levels. Got that? How soon
can we have it?”
Analysis shook his head. “We
could only make a guess with the data so far.”
“Fine,” said Tommy. “Make a
guess.”
“Give us three hours,” said Analysis.
“You’ve got thirty minutes. Get going.”
Turning back to Pete, Tommy rubbed
his hands eagerly. “It’s starting
to sell, boy. I don’t know how strong or
how good, but it’s starting to sell! With
the tolerance levels to tell us how long we can expect
this program to quiet things down, we can give Charlie
a deadline to crack his differential factor, or it’s
the ax for Charlie.” He chuckled to himself,
and paced the room in an overflow of nervous energy.
“I can see it now. Open shafts instead
of elevators. A quick hop to Honolulu for an
afternoon on the beach, and back in time for supper.
A hundred miles to the gallon for the Sunday driver.
When people begin seeing what the Grdznth are
giving us, they’ll welcome them with open arms.”
“Hmmm,” said Pete.
“Well, why won’t they?
The people just didn’t trust us, that was all.
What does the man in the street know about transmatters?
Nothing. But give him one, and then try to take
it away.”
“Sure, sure,” said Pete.
“It sounds great. Just a little bit too
great.”
Tommy blinked at him. “Too great?
Are you crazy?”
“Not crazy. Just getting
nervous.” Pete jammed his hands into his
pockets. “Do you realize where we’re
standing in this thing? We’re out on a
limb-way out. We’re fighting
for time-time for Charlie and his gang
to crack the puzzle, time for the Grdznth girls to
gestate. But what are we hearing from Charlie?”
“Pete, Charlie can’t just-”
“That’s right,”
said Pete. “Nothing is what we’re
hearing from Charlie. We’ve got no transmatter,
no null-G, no power, nothing except a whole lot of
Grdznth and more coming through just as fast as they
can. I’m beginning to wonder what the Grdznth
are giving us.”
“Well, they can’t gestate forever.”
“Maybe not, but I still have
a burning desire to talk to Charlie. Something
tells me they’re going to be gestating a little
too long.”
They put through the call, but Charlie
wasn’t answering. “Sorry,” the
operator said. “Nobody’s gotten through
there for three days.”
“Three days?” cried Tommy. “What’s
wrong? Is he dead?”
“Couldn’t be. They
burned out two more machines yesterday,” said
the operator. “Killed the switchboard for
twenty minutes.”
“Get him on the wire,” Tommy said.
“That’s orders.”
“Yes, sir. But first they want you in Analysis.”
Analysis was a shambles. Paper
and tape piled knee-deep on the floor. The machines
clattered wildly, coughing out reams of paper to be
gulped up by other machines. In a corner office
they found the Analysis man, pale but jubilant.
“The Program,” Tommy said. “How’s
it going?”
“You can count on the people
staying happy for at least another five months.”
Analysis hesitated an instant. “If they
see some baby Grdznth at the end of it all.”
There was dead silence in the room. “Baby
Grdznth,” Tommy said finally.
“That’s what I said.
That’s what the people are buying. That’s
what they’d better get.”
Tommy swallowed hard. “And if it happens
to be six months?”
Analysis drew a finger across his throat.
Tommy and Pete looked at each other,
and Tommy’s hands were shaking. “I
think,” he said, “we’d better find
Charlie Karns right now.”
Math Section was like a tomb.
The machines were silent. In the office at the
end of the room they found an unshaven Charlie gulping
a cup of coffee with a very smug-looking Grdznth.
The coffee pot was floating gently about six feet
above the desk. So were the Grdznth and Charlie.
“Charlie!” Tommy howled.
“We’ve been trying to get you for hours!
The operator-”
“I know, I know.”
Charlie waved a hand disjointedly. “I told
her to go away. I told the rest of the crew to
go away, too.”
“Then you cracked the differential?”
Charlie tipped an imaginary hat toward
the Grdznth. “Spike cracked it,”
he said. “Spike is a sort of Grdznth genius.”
He tossed the coffee cup over his shoulder and it
ricochetted in graceful slow motion against the far
wall. “Now why don’t you go away,
too?”
Tommy turned purple. “We’ve
got five months,” he said hoarsely. “Do
you hear me? If they aren’t going to have
their babies in five months, we’re dead men.”
Charlie chuckled. “Five
months, he says. We figured the babies to come
in about three months-right, Spike?
Not that it’ll make much difference to us.”
Charlie sank slowly down to the desk. He wasn’t
laughing any more. “We’re never going
to see any Grdznth babies. It’s going to
be a little too cold for that. The energy factor,”
he mumbled. “Nobody thought of that except
in passing. Should have, though, long ago.
Two completely independent universes, obviously two
energy systems. Incompatible. We were dealing
with mass, space and dimension-but the
energy differential was the important one.”
“What about the energy?”
“We’re loaded with it.
Super-charged. Packed to the breaking point and
way beyond.” Charlie scribbled frantically
on the desk pad. “Look, it took energy
for them to come through-immense quantities
of energy. Every one that came through upset
the balance, distorted our whole energy pattern.
And they knew from the start that the differential
was all on their side-a million of them
unbalances four billion of us. All they needed
to overload us completely was time for enough crossings.”
“And we gave it to them.”
Pete sat down slowly, his face green. “Like
a rubber ball with a dent in the side. Push in
one side, the other side pops out. And we’re
the other side. When?”
“Any day now. Maybe any
minute.” Charlie spread his hands helplessly.
“Oh, it won’t be bad at all. Spike
here was telling me. Mean temperature in only
39 below zero, lots of good clean snow, thousands of
nice jagged mountain peaks. A lovely place, really.
Just a little too cold for Grdznth. They thought
Earth was much nicer.”
“For them,” whispered Tommy.
“For them,” Charlie said.