“Well! my lady certainly takes
her time about getting up,” Belle Starkweather
was saying.
“She was tired after her journey,
I presume,” her father said.
“Across the continent in a day-coach,
I suppose,” laughed Hortense, yawning.
“I was astonished at
that bill for taxi hire Olstrom put on your desk,
Pa,” said Belle. “She must have ridden
all over town before she came here.”
“A girl who couldn’t take
a plain hint,” cried Hortense, “and stay
away altogether when we didn’t answer her telegram
“Hush, girls. We must treat
her kindly,” said their father. “Ahem!”
“I don’t see why?” demanded
Hortense, bluntly.
“You don’t understand
everything,” responded Mr. Starkweather, rather
weakly.
“I don’t understand you,
Pa, sometimes,” declared Hortense.
“Well, I’ll tell you one
thing right now!” snapped the older girl.
“I’ve ordered her things taken out of
that chamber. Her shabby old trunk has gone up
to the room at the top of the servants’ stairway.
It’s good enough for her.”
“We certainly have not got to
have this cowgirl around for long,” continued
Hortense. “She’d be no fit company
for Flossie. Flossie’s rude enough as it
is.”
The youngest daughter had gone to
school, so she was not present with her saucy tongue
to hold up her own end of the argument.
“Think of a girl right from
a cattle ranch!” laughed Belle. “Fine!
I suppose she knows how to rope steers, and break
ponies, and ride bareback like an Indian, and all
that. Fine accomplishments for a New York drawing-room,
I must say.”
“Oh, yes,” joined in Hortense.
“And she’ll say ‘I reckon,’
and drop her ‘g’s’ and otherwise
insult the King’s English.”
“Ahem! I must warn you
girls to be less boisterous,” advised their
father.
“Why, you sound as though you
were almost afraid of this cowgirl, Pa,” said
Belle, curiously.
“No, no!” protested Mr. Starkweather,
hurriedly.
“Pa’s so easy,”
complained Hortense. “If I had my way I
wouldn’t let her stay the day out.”
“But where would she go?” almost whined
Mr. Starkweather.
“Back where she came from.”
“Perhaps the folks there don’t want her,”
said Belle.
“Of course she’s a pauper,” observed
Hortense.
“Give her some money and send her away, Pa,”
begged Belle.
“You ought to. She’s
not fit to associate with Flossie. You know just
how Floss picks up every little thing
“And she’s that man’s daughter,
too, you know,” remarked Belle.
“Ahem!” said their father, weakly.
“It’s not decent to have her here.”
“Of course, other people will
remember what Morrell did. It will make a scandal
for us.”
“I cannot help it! I cannot
help it!” cried Mr. Starkweather, suddenly breaking
out and battling against his daughters as he sometimes
did when they pressed him too closely. “I
cannot send her away.”
“Well, she mustn’t be encouraged to stay,”
declared Hortense.
“I should say not,” rejoined Belle.
“And getting up at this hour to breakfast,”
Hortense sniffed.
Helen Morrell wore strong, well-made
walking boots. Good shoes were something that
she could always buy in Elberon. But usually she
walked lightly and springily.
Now she came stamping through the
small hall, and on the heels of the last remark, flung
back the curtain and strode into the den.
“Hullo, folks!” she cried.
“Goodness! don’t you get up till noon here
in town? I’ve been clean out to your city
park while I waited for you to wash your faces.
Uncle Starkweather! how be you?”
She had grabbed the hand of the amazed
gentleman and was now pumping it with a vigor that
left him breathless.
“And these air two of your gals?”
quoth Helen. “I bet I can pick ’em
out by name,” and she laughed loudly. “This
is Belle; ain’t it? Put it thar!”
and she took the resisting Belle’s hand and squeezed
it in her own brown one until the older girl winced,
muscular as she herself was.
“And this is ’Tense I
know!” added the girl from Sunset Ranch, reaching
for the hand of her other cousin.
“No, you don’t!”
cried Hortense, putting her hands behind her.
“Why! you’d crush my hand.”
“Ho, ho!” laughed Helen,
slapping her hand heartily upon her knee as she sat
down. “Ain’t you the puny one!”
“I’m no great, rude
“Ahem!” exclaimed Mr.
Starkweather, recovering from his amazement in time
to shut off the snappy remark of Hortense. “We we
are glad to see you, girl
“I knew you’d be!”
cried Helen, loudly. “I told ’em back
on the ranch that you an’ the gals would jest
about eat me up, you’d be so glad, when ye seen
me. Relatives oughter be neighborly.”
“Neighborly!” murmured Hortense.
“And from Montana!”
“Butcher got another one; ain’t
ye, Uncle Starkweather?” demanded the metamorphosed
Helen, looking about with a broad smile. “Where’s
the little tad?”
“‘Little tad’!
Oh, won’t Flossie be pleased?” again murmured
Hortense.
“My youngest daughter is at
school,” replied Mr. Starkweather, nervously.
“Shucks! of course,” said
Helen, nodding. “I forgot they go to school
half their lives down east here. Out my way we
don’t get much chance at schoolin’.”
“So I perceive,” remarked Hortense, aloud.
“Now I expect you,’Tense,”
said Helen, wickedly, “have been through all
the isms and the ologies there be eh?
You look like you’d been all worn to a frazzle
studyin’.”
Belle giggled. Hortense bridled.
“I really wish you wouldn’t call me out
of my name,” she said.
“Huh?”
“My name is Hortense,” said that young
lady, coldly.
“Shucks! So it is. But that’s
moughty long for a single mouthful.”
Belle giggled again. Hortense
looked disgusted. Uncle Starkweather was somewhat
shocked.
“We ahem! hope
you will enjoy yourself here while you er remain,”
he began. “Of course, your visit will be
more or less brief, I suppose?”
“Jest accordin’ to how
ye like me and how I like you folks,” returned
the girl from Sunset Ranch, heartily. “When
Big Hen seen me off
Who who?” demanded
Hortense, faintly.
“Big Hen Billings,” said
Helen, in an explanatory manner. “Hen was
dad’s that is he worked with dad on
the ranch. When I come away I told Big Hen not
to look for me back till I arrove. Didn’t
know how I’d find you-all, or how I’d
like the city. City’s all right; only nobody
gets up early. And I expect we-all can’t
tell how we like each other until we get better acquainted.”
“Very true very true,”
remarked Mr. Starkweather, faintly.
“But, goodness! I’m
hungry!” exclaimed Helen. “You folks
ain’t fed yet; have ye?”
“We have breakfasted,”
said Belle, scornfully. “I will ring for
the butler. You may tell Lawdor what you want er Cousin
Helen,” and she looked at Hortense.
“Sure!” cried Helen.
“Sorry to keep you waiting. Ye see, I didn’t
have any watch and the sun was clouded over this morning.
Sort of run over my time limit eh?
Ah! is this Mr. Lawdor?”
The shaky old butler stood in the doorway.
“It is Lawdor,”
said Belle, emphatically. “Is there any
breakfast left, Lawdor?”
“Yes, Miss Belle. When
Gregson told me the young miss was not at the table
I kept something hot and hot for her, Miss. Shall
I serve it in my room?”
“You may as well,” said
Belle, carelessly. “And, Cousin Helen!”
“Yep?” chirped the girl from the ranch.
“Of course, while you are here,
we could not have you in the room you occupied last
night. It it might be needed. I have already told Olstrom, the
housekeeper, to take your bag and other things up to the next floor. Ask
one of the maids to show you the room you are to occupy while you remain.”
“That’s all right, Belle,”
returned the Western girl, with great heartiness.
“Any old place will do for me. Why!
I’ve slept on the ground more nights than you
could shake a stick at,” and she tramped off
after the tottering butler.
“Well!” gasped Hortense
when she was out of hearing, “what do you know
about that?”
“Pa, do you intend to let that
dowdy little thing stay here?” cried Belle.
“Ahem!” murmured Mr. Starkweather,
running a finger around between his collar and his
neck, as though to relieve the pressure there.
“Her clothes came out of the ark!” declared
Hortense.
“And that hat!”
“And those boots or
is it because she clumps them so? I expect she
is more used to riding than to walking.”
“And her language!” rejoined Belle.
“Ahem! What what can we do,
girls?” gasped Mr. Starkweather.
“Put her out!” cried Belle, loudly and
angrily.
“She is quite too, too impossible, Pa,”
agreed Hortense.
“With her coarse jokes,” said the older
sister.
“And her rough way,” echoed the other.
“And that ugly dress and hat.”
“A pauper relation! Faugh! I didn’t
know the Starkweathers owned one.”
“Seems to me, one queer person in the
house is enough,” began Hortense.
Her father and sister looked at her sharply.
“Why, Hortense!” exclaimed Belle.
“Ahem!” observed Mr. Starkweather, warningly.
“Well! we don’t want that
freak in the house,” grumbled the younger sister.
“There are ahem! some
things best left unsaid,” observed her father,
pompously. “But about this girl from the
West
“Yes, Pa!” cried his daughters in duet.
“I will see what can be done.
Of course, she cannot expect me to support her for
long. I will have a serious talk with her.”
“When, Pa?” cried the two girls again.
“Er ahem! soon,”
declared the gentleman, and beat a hasty retreat.
“It had better be pretty soon,”
said Belle, bitterly, to her sister. “For
I won’t stand that dowdy thing here for long,
now I tell you!”
“Good for you, Belle!”
rejoined Hortense, warmly. “It’s strange
if we can’t with Flossie’s
help soon make her sick of her visit.”