Mr Tom JACKSON’s notion
of making good his escape from the hotel by means
of a steam launch was an excellent one, so far as it
went, but Theodore Racksole, for his part, did not
consider that it went quite far enough.
Theodore Racksole opined, with peculiar
glee, that he now had a tangible and definite clue
for the catching of the Grand Babylon’s ex-waiter.
He knew nothing of the Port of London, but he happened
to know a good deal of the far more complicated, though
somewhat smaller, Port of New York, and he was sure
there ought to be no extraordinary difficulty in getting
hold of Jules’ steam launch. To those who
are not thoroughly familiar with it the River Thames
and its docks, from London Bridge to Gravesend, seems
a vast and uncharted wilderness of craft a
wilderness in which it would be perfectly easy to
hide even a three-master successfully. To such
people the idea of looking for a steam launch on the
river would be about equivalent to the idea of looking
for a needle in a bundle of hay. But the fact
is, there are hundreds of men between St Katherine’s
Wharf and Blackwall who literally know the Thames
as the suburban householder knows his back-garden who
can recognize thousands of ships and put a name to
them at a distance of half a mile, who are informed
as to every movement of vessels on the great stream,
who know all the captains, all the engineers, all
the lightermen, all the pilots, all the licensed watermen,
and all the unlicensed scoundrels from the Tower to
Gravesend, and a lot further. By these experts
of the Thames the slightest unusual event on the water
is noticed and discussed a wherry cannot
change hands but they will guess shrewdly upon the
price paid and the intentions of the new owner with
regard to it. They have a habit of watching the
river for the mere interest of the sight, and they
talk about everything like housewives gathered of
an evening round the cottage door. If the first
mate of a Castle Liner gets the sack they will be
able to tell you what he said to the captain, what
the old man said to him, and what both said to the
Board, and having finished off that affair they will
cheerfully turn to discussing whether Bill Stevens
sank his barge outside the West Indian N by accident
or on purpose.
Theodore Racksole had no satisfactory
means of identifying the steam launch which carried
away Mr Tom Jackson. The sky had clouded over
soon after midnight, and there was also a slight mist,
and he had only been able to make out that it was
a low craft, about sixty feet long, probably painted
black. He had personally kept a watch all through
the night on vessels going upstream, and during the
next morning he had a man to take his place who warned
him whenever a steam launch went towards Westminster.
At noon, after his conversation with Prince Aribert,
he went down the river in a hired row-boat as far as
the Custom House, and poked about everywhere, in search
of any vessel which could by any possibility be the
one he was in search of.
But he found nothing. He was,
therefore, tolerably sure that the mysterious launch
lay somewhere below the Custom House. At the Custom
House stairs, he landed, and asked for a very high
official an official inferior only to a
Commissioner whom he had entertained once
in New York, and who had met him in London on business
at Lloyd’s. In the large but dingy office
of this great man a long conversation took place a
conversation in which Racksole had to exercise a certain
amount of persuasive power, and which ultimately ended
in the high official ringing his bell.
‘Desire Mr Hazell room
N to speak to me,’ said the
official to the boy who answered the summons, and
then, turning to Racksole: ’I need hardly
repeat, my dear Mr Racksole, that this is strictly
unofficial.’
‘Agreed, of course,’ said Racksole.
Mr Hazell entered. He was a young
man of about thirty, dressed in blue serge, with a
pale, keen face, a brown moustache and a rather handsome
brown beard.
‘Mr Hazell,’ said the
high official, ’let me introduce you to Mr Theodore
Racksole you will doubtless be familiar
with his name. Mr Hazell,’ he went on to
Racksole, ’is one of our outdoor staff what
we call an examining officer. Just now he is
doing night duty. He has a boat on the river
and a couple of men, and the right to board and examine
any craft whatever. What Mr Hazell and his crew
don’t know about the Thames between here and
Gravesend isn’t knowledge.’
‘Glad to meet you, sir,’
said Racksole simply, and they shook hands.
Racksole observed with satisfaction
that Mr Hazell was entirely at his ease.
‘Now, Hazell,’ the high
official continued, ’Mr Racksole wants you to
help in a little private expedition on the river to-night.
I will give you a night’s leave. I sent
for you partly because I thought you would enjoy the
affair and partly because I think I can rely on you
to regard it as entirely unofficial and not to talk
about it. You understand? I dare say you
will have no cause to regret having obliged Mr Racksole.’
‘I think I grasp the situation,’
said Hazell, with a slight smile.
‘And, by the way,’ added
the high official, ’although the business is
unofficial, it might be well if you wore your official
overcoat. See?’
‘Decidedly,’ said Hazell;
‘I should have done so in any case.’
‘And now, Mr Hazell,’
said Racksole, ’will you do me the pleasure of
lunching with me? If you agree, I should like
to lunch at the place you usually frequent.’
So it came to pass that Theodore Racksole
and George Hazell, outdoor clerk in the Customs, lunched
together at ‘Thomas’s Chop-House’,
in the city of London, upon mutton-chops and coffee.
The millionaire soon discovered that he had got hold
of a keen-witted man and a person of much insight.
‘Tell me,’ said Hazell,
when they had reached the cigarette stage, ’are
the magazine writers anything like correct?’
‘What do you mean?’ asked Racksole, mystified.
’Well, you’re a millionaire “one
of the best”, I believe. One often sees
articles on and interviews with millionaires, which
describe their private railroad cars, their steam
yachts on the Hudson, their marble stables, and so
on, and so on. Do you happen to have those things?’
’I have a private car on the
New York Central, and I have a two thousand ton schooner-yacht though
it isn’t on the Hudson. It happens just
now to be on East River. And I am bound to admit
that the stables of my uptown place are fitted with
marble.’ Racksole laughed.
‘Ah!’ said Hazell.
’Now I can believe that I am lunching with a
millionaire.
It’s strange how facts like
those unimportant in themselves appeal
to the imagination. You seem to me a real millionaire
now. You’ve given me some personal information;
I’ll give you some in return. I earn three
hundred a year, and perhaps sixty pounds a year extra
for overtime. I live by myself in two rooms in
Muscovy Court. I’ve as much money as I
need, and I always do exactly what I like outside office.
As regards the office, I do as little work as I can,
on principle it’s a fight between
us and the Commissioners who shall get the best.
They try to do us down, and we try to do them down it’s
pretty even on the whole. All’s fair in
war, you know, and there ain’t no ten commandments
in a Government office.’
Racksole laughed. ‘Can
you get off this afternoon?’ he asked.
‘Certainly,’ said Hazell;
’I’ll get one of my pals to sign on for
me, and then I shall be free.’
‘Well,’ said Racksole,
’I should like you to come down with me to the
Grand Babylon. Then we can talk over my little
affair at length. And may we go on your boat?
I want to meet your crew.’
‘That will be all right,’
Hazell remarked. ’My two men are the idlest,
most soul-less chaps you ever saw. They eat too
much, and they have an enormous appetite for beer;
but they know the river, and they know their business,
and they will do anything within the fair game if they
are paid for it, and aren’t asked to hurry.’
That night, just after dark, Theodore
Racksole embarked with his new friend George Hazell
in one of the black-painted Customs wherries, manned
by a crew of two men both the later freemen
of the river, a distinction which carries with it
certain privileges unfamiliar to the mere landsman.
It was a cloudy and oppressive evening, not a star
showing to illumine the slow tide, now just past its
flood. The vast forms of steamers at anchor chiefly
those of the General Steam Navigation and the Aberdeen
Line heaved themselves high out of the
water, straining sluggishly at their mooring buoys.
On either side the naked walls of warehouses rose
like grey precipices from the stream, holding forth
quaint arms of steam-cranes. To the west the Tower
Bridge spanned the river with its formidable arch,
and above that its suspended footpath a
hundred and fifty feet from earth.
Down towards the east and the Pool
of London a forest of funnels and masts was dimly
outlined against the sinister sky. Huge barges,
each steered by a single man at the end of a pair
of giant oars, lumbered and swirled down-stream at
all angles. Occasionally a tug snorted busily
past, flashing its red and green signals and dragging
an unwieldy tail of barges in its wake. Then
a Margate passenger steamer, its electric lights gleaming
from every porthole, swerved round to anchor, with
its load of two thousand fatigued excursionists.
Over everything brooded an air of mystery a
spirit and feeling of strangeness, remoteness, and
the inexplicable. As the broad flat little boat
bobbed its way under the shadow of enormous hulks,
beneath stretched hawsers, and past buoys covered
with green slime, Racksole could scarcely believe that
he was in the very heart of London the
most prosaic city in the world. He had a queer
idea that almost anything might happen in this seeming
waste of waters at this weird hour of ten o’clock.
It appeared incredible to him that only a mile or
two away people were sitting in theatres applauding
farces, and that at Cannon Street Station, a few yards
off, other people were calmly taking the train to
various highly respectable suburbs whose names he
was gradually learning. He had the uplifting sensation
of being in another world which comes to us sometimes
amid surroundings violently different from our usual
surroundings. The most ordinary noises of
men calling, of a chain running through a slot, of
a distant siren translated themselves to
his ears into terrible and haunting sounds, full of
portentous significance. He looked over the side
of the boat into the brown water, and asked himself
what frightful secrets lay hidden in its depth.
Then he put his hand into his hip-pocket and touched
the stock of his Colt revolver that familiar
substance comforted him.
The oarsmen had instructions to drop
slowly down to the Pool, as the wide reach below the
Tower is called. These two men had not been previously
informed of the precise object of the expedition, but
now that they were safely afloat Hazell judged it
expedient to give them some notion of it. ’We
expect to come across a rather suspicious steam launch,’
he said. ’My friend here is very anxious
to get a sight of her, and until he has seen her nothing
definite can be done.’
‘What sort of a craft is she,
sir?’ asked the stroke oar, a fat-faced man
who seemed absolutely incapable of any serious exertion.
‘I don’t know,’
Racksole replied; ’but as near as I can judge,
she’s about sixty feet in length, and painted
black. I fancy I shall recognize her when I see
her.’
‘Not much to go by, that,’
exclaimed the other man curtly. But he said no
more. He, as well as his mate, had received from
Theodore Racksole one English sovereign as a kind
of preliminary fee, and an English sovereign will
do a lot towards silencing the natural sarcastic tendencies
and free speech of a Thames waterman.
‘There’s one thing I noticed,’
said Racksole suddenly, ’and I forgot to tell
you of it, Mr Hazell. Her screw seemed to move
with a rather irregular, lame sort of beat.’
Both watermen burst into a laugh.
‘Oh,’ said the fat rower,
’I know what you’re after, sir it’s
Jack Everett’s launch, commonly called “Squirm”.
She’s got a four-bladed propeller, and one blade
is broken off short.’
‘Ay, that’s it, sure enough,’
agreed the man in the bows. ’And if it’s
her you want, I seed her lying up against Cherry Gardens
Pier this very morning.’
‘Let us go to Cherry Gardens
Pier by all means, as soon as possible,’
Racksole said, and the boat swung
across stream and then began to creep down by the
right bank, feeling its way past wharves, many of which,
even at that hour, were still busy with their cranes,
that descended empty into the bellies of ships and
came up full. As the two watermen gingerly manoeuvred
the boat on the ebbing tide, Hazell explained to the
millionaire that the ‘Squirm’ was one of
the most notorious craft on the river. It appeared
that when anyone had a nefarious or underhand scheme
afoot which necessitated river work Everett’s
launch was always available for a suitable monetary
consideration. The ‘Squirm’ had got
itself into a thousand scrapes, and out of those scrapes
again with safety, if not precisely with honour.
The river police kept a watchful eye on it, and the
chief marvel about the whole thing was that old Everett,
the owner, had never yet been seriously compromised
in any illegal escapade. Not once had the officer
of the law been able to prove anything definite against
the proprietor of the ‘Squirm’, though
several of its quondam hirers were at that very moment
in various of Her Majesty’s prisons throughout
the country. Latterly, however, the launch, with
its damaged propeller, which Everett consistently refused
to have repaired, had acquired an evil reputation,
even among evil-doers, and this fraternity had gradually
come to abandon it for less easily recognizable craft.
‘Your friend, Mr Tom Jackson,’
said Hazell to Racksole, ’committed an error
of discretion when he hired the “Squirm”.
A scoundrel of his experience and calibre ought certainly
to have known better than that. You cannot fail
to get a clue now.’
By this time the boat was approaching
Cherry Gardens Pier, but unfortunately a thin night-fog
had swept over the river, and objects could not be
discerned with any clearness beyond a distance of thirty
yards. As the Customs boat scraped down past the
pier all its occupants strained eyes for a glimpse
of the mysterious launch, but nothing could be seen
of it. The boat continued to float idly down-stream,
the men resting on their oars.
Then they narrowly escaped bumping
a large Norwegian sailing vessel at anchor with her
stem pointing down-stream. This ship they passed
on the port side. Just as they got clear of her
bowsprit the fat man cried out excitedly, ‘There’s
her nose!’ and he put the boat about and began
to pull back against the tide. And surely the
missing ‘Squirm’ was comfortably anchored
on the starboard quarter of the Norwegian ship, hidden
neatly between the ship and the shore. The men
pulled very quietly alongside.