He was known in the Gulch as the Reverend
Elias B. Hopkins, but it was generally understood
that the title was an honorary one, extorted by his
many eminent qualities, and not borne out by any legal
claim which he could adduce. “The Parson”
was another of his sobriquets, which was sufficiently
distinctive in a land where the flock was scattered
and the shepherds few. To do him justice, he
never pretended to have received any preliminary training
for the ministry, or any orthodox qualification to
practise it. “We’re all working in
the claim of the Lord,” he remarked one day,
“and it don’t matter a cent whether we’re
hired for the job or whether we waltzes in on our
own account,” a piece of rough imagery which
appealed directly to the instincts of Jackman’s
Gulch. It is quite certain that during the first
few months his presence had a marked effect in diminishing
the excessive use both of strong drinks and of stronger
adjectives which had been characteristic of the little
mining settlement. Under his tuition, men began
to understand that the resources of their native language
were less limited than they had supposed, and that
it was possible to convey their impressions with accuracy
without the aid of a gaudy halo of profanity.
We were certainly in need of a regenerator
at Jackman’s Gulch about the beginning of ’53.
Times were flush then over the whole colony, but nowhere
flusher than there. Our material prosperity had
had a bad effect upon our morals. The camp was
a small one, lying rather better than a hundred and
twenty miles to the north of Ballarat, at a spot where
a mountain torrent finds its way down a rugged ravine
on its way to join the Arrowsmith River. History
does not relate who the original Jackman may have
been, but at the time I speak of the camp it contained
a hundred or so adults, many of whom were men who
had sought an asylum there after making more civilised
mining centres too hot to hold them. They were
a rough, murderous crew, hardly leavened by the few
respectable members of society who were scattered among
them.
Communication between Jackman’s
Gulch and the outside world was difficult and uncertain.
A portion of the bush between it and Ballarat was
infested by a redoubtable outlaw named Conky Jim, who,
with a small band as desperate as himself, made travelling
a dangerous matter. It was customary, therefore,
at the Gulch, to store up the dust and nuggets obtained
from the mines in a special store, each man’s
share being placed in a separate bag on which his
name was marked. A trusty man, named Woburn,
was deputed to watch over this primitive bank.
When the amount deposited became considerable, a waggon
was hired, and the whole treasure was conveyed to
Ballarat, guarded by the police and by a certain number
of miners, who took it in turn to perform the office.
Once in Ballarat, it was forwarded on to Melbourne
by the regular gold waggons. By this plan the
gold was often kept for months in the Gulch before
being despatched, but Conky Jim was effectually checkmated,
as the escort party were far too strong for him and
his gang. He appeared, at the time of which I
write, to have forsaken his haunts in disgust, and
the road could be traversed by small parties with impunity.
Comparative order used to reign during
the daytime at Jackman’s Gulch, for the majority
of the inhabitants were out with crowbar and pick among
the quartz ledges, or washing clay and sand in their
cradles by the banks of the little stream. As
the sun sank down, however, the claims were gradually
deserted, and their unkempt owners, clay-bespattered
and shaggy, came lounging into camp, ripe for any
form of mischief. Their first visit was to Woburn’s
gold store, where their clean-up of the day was duly
deposited, the amount being entered in the storekeeper’s
book, and each miner retaining enough to cover his
evening’s expenses. After that, all restraint
was at an end, and each set to work to get rid of
his surplus dust with the greatest rapidity possible.
The focus of dissipation was the rough bar, formed
by a couple of hogsheads spanned by planks, which
was dignified by the name of the “Britannia Drinking
Saloon.” Here Nat Adams, the burly bar-keeper,
dispensed bad whisky at the rate of two shillings
a noggin, or a guinea a bottle, while his brother
Ben acted as croupier in a rude wooden shanty behind,
which had been converted into a gambling hell, and
was crowded every night. There had been a third
brother, but an unfortunate misunderstanding with a
customer had shortened his existence. “He
was too soft to live long,” his brother Nathaniel
feelingly observed, on the occasion of his funeral.
“Many’s the time I’ve said to him,
‘If you’re arguin’ a pint with a
stranger, you should always draw first, then argue,
and then shoot, if you judge that he’s on the
shoot.’ Bill was too purlite. He must
needs argue first and draw after, when he might just
as well have kivered his man before talkin’
it over with him.” This amiable weakness
of the deceased Bill was a blow to the firm of Adams,
which became so short-handed that the concern could
hardly be worked without the admission of a partner,
which would mean a considerable decrease in the profits.
Nat Adams had had a roadside shanty
in the Gulch before the discovery of gold, and might,
therefore, claim to be the oldest inhabitant.
These keepers of shanties were a peculiar race, and
at the cost of a digression it may be interesting
to explain how they managed to amass considerable
sums of money in a land where travellers were few and
far between. It was the custom of the “bushmen,”
i.e., bullock-drivers, sheep tenders, and the
other white hands who worked on the sheep-runs up
country, to sign articles by which they agreed to serve
their master for one, two, or three years at so much
per year and certain daily rations. Liquor was
never included in this agreement, and the men remained,
per force, total abstainers during the whole time.
The money was paid in a lump sum at the end of the
engagement. When that day came round, Jimmy,
the stockman, would come slouching into his master’s
office, cabbage-tree hat in hand.
“Morning, master!” Jimmy
would say. “My time’s up. I guess
I’ll draw my cheque and ride down to town.”
“You’ll come back, Jimmy?”
“Yes, I’ll come back.
Maybe I’ll be away three weeks, maybe a month.
I want some clothes, master, and my bloomin’
boots are well-nigh off my feet.”
“How much, Jimmy?” asks his master, taking
up his pen.
“There’s sixty pound screw,”
Jimmy answers thoughtfully; “and you mind, master,
last March, when the brindled bull broke out o’
the paddock. Two pound you promised me then.
And a pound at the dipping. And a pound when
Millar’s sheep got mixed with ourn;” and
so he goes on, for bushmen can seldom write, but they
have memories which nothing escapes.
His master writes the cheque and hands
it across the table. “Don’t get on
the drink, Jimmy,” he says.
“No fear of that, master,”
and the stockman slips the cheque into his leather
pouch, and within an hour he is ambling off upon his
long-limbed horse on his hundred-mile journey to town.
Now Jimmy has to pass some six or
eight of the above-mentioned roadside shanties in
his day’s ride, and experience has taught him
that if he once breaks his accustomed total abstinence,
the unwonted stimulant has an overpowering effect
upon his brain. Jimmy shakes his head warily as
he determines that no earthly consideration will induce
him to partake of any liquor until his business is
over. His only chance is to avoid temptation;
so, knowing that there is the first of these houses
some half-mile ahead, he plunges into a byepath through
the bush which will lead him out at the other side.
Jimmy is riding resolutely along this
narrow path, congratulating himself upon a danger
escaped, when he becomes aware of a sunburned, black-bearded
man who is leaning unconcernedly against a tree beside
the track. This is none other than the shanty-keeper,
who, having observed Jimmy’s manoeuvre in the
distance, has taken a short cut through the bush in
order to intercept him.
“Morning, Jimmy!” he cries,
as the horseman comes up to him.
“Morning, mate; morning!”
“Where are ye off to to-day then?”
“Off to town,” says Jimmy sturdily.
“No, now are you
though? You’ll have bully times down there
for a bit. Come round and have a drink at my
place. Just by way of luck.”
“No,” says Jimmy, “I don’t
want a drink.”
“Just a little damp.”
“I tell ye I don’t want one,” says
the stockman angrily.
“Well, ye needn’t be so
darned short about it. It’s nothin’
to me whether you drinks or not. Good mornin’.”
“Good mornin’,”
says Jimmy, and has ridden on about twenty yards when
he hears the other calling on him to stop.
“See here, Jimmy!” he
says, overtaking him again. “If you’ll
do me a kindness when you’re up in town I’d
be obliged.”
“What is it?”
“It’s a letter, Jim, as
I wants posted. It’s an important one too,
an’ I wouldn’t trust it with every one;
but I knows you, and if you’ll take charge on
it it’ll be a powerful weight off my mind.”
“Give it here,” Jimmy says laconically.
“I hain’t got it here.
It’s round in my caboose. Come round for
it with me. It ain’t more’n quarter
of a mile.”
Jimmy consents reluctantly. When
they reach the tumble-down hut the keeper asks him
cheerily to dismount and to come in.
“Give me the letter,” says Jimmy.
“It ain’t altogether wrote
yet, but you sit down here for a minute and it’ll
be right,” and so the stockman is beguiled into
the shanty.
At last the letter is ready and handed
over. “Now, Jimmy,” says the keeper,
“one drink at my expense before you go.”
“Not a taste,” says Jimmy.
“Oh, that’s it, is it?”
the other says in an aggrieved tone. “You’re
too damned proud to drink with a poor cove like me.
Here give us back that letter. I’m
cursed if I’ll accept a favour from a man whose
too almighty big to have a drink with me.”
“Well, well, mate, don’t
turn rusty,” says Jim. “Give us one
drink an’ I’m off.”
The keeper pours out about half a
pannikin of raw rum and hands it to the bushman.
The moment he smells the old familiar smell his longing
for it returns, and he swigs it off at a gulp.
His eyes shine more brightly and his face becomes
flushed. The keeper watches him narrowly.
“You can go now, Jim,” he says.
“Steady, mate, steady,”
says the bushman. “I’m as good a man
as you. If you stand a drink I can stand one
too, I suppose.” So the pannikin is replenished,
and Jimmy’s eyes shine brighter still.
“Now, Jimmy, one last drink
for the good of the house,” says the keeper,
“and then it’s time you were off.”
The stockman has a third gulp from the pannikin, and
with it all his scruples and good resolutions vanish
for ever.
“Look here,” he says somewhat
huskily, taking his cheque out of his pouch.
“You take this, mate. Whoever comes along
this road, ask ’em what they’ll have,
and tell them it’s my shout. Let me know
when the money’s done.”
So Jimmy abandons the idea of ever
getting to town, and for three weeks or a month he
lies about the shanty in a state of extreme drunkenness,
and reduces every wayfarer upon the road to the same
condition. At last one fine morning the keeper
comes to him. “The coin’s done, Jimmy,”
he says; “it’s about time you made some
more.” So Jimmy has a good wash to sober
him, straps his blanket and his billy to his back,
and rides off through the bush to the sheeprun, where
he has another year of sobriety, terminating in another
month of intoxication.
All this, though typical of the happy-go-lucky
manners of the inhabitants, has no direct bearing
upon Jackman’s Gulch, so we must return to that
Arcadian settlement. Additions to the population
there were not numerous, and such as came about the
time of which I speak were even rougher and fiercer
than the original inhabitants. In particular,
there came a brace of ruffians named Phillips and Maule,
who rode into camp one day, and started a claim upon
the other side of the stream. They outgulched
the Gulch in the virulence and fluency of their blasphemy,
in the truculence of their speech and manner, and in
their reckless disregard of all social laws.
They claimed to have come from Bendigo, and there
were some amongst us who wished that the redoubted
Conky Jim was on the track once more, as long as he
would close it to such visitors as these. After
their arrival the nightly proceedings at the Britannia
bar and at the gambling hell behind it became more
riotous than ever. Violent quarrels, frequently
ending in bloodshed, were of constant occurrence.
The more peaceable frequenters of the bar began to
talk seriously of lynching the two strangers who were
the principal promoters of disorder. Things were
in this unsatisfactory condition when our evangelist,
Elias B. Hopkins, came limping into the camp, travel-stained
and footsore, with his spade strapped across his back,
and his Bible in the pocket of his moleskin jacket.
His presence was hardly noticed at
first, so insignificant was the man. His manner
was quiet and unobtrusive, his face pale, and his figure
fragile. On better acquaintance, however, there
was a squareness and firmness about his clean-shaven
lower jaw, and an intelligence in his widely-opened
blue eyes, which marked him as a man of character.
He erected a small hut for himself, and started a
claim close to that occupied by the two strangers
who had preceded him. This claim was chosen with
a ludicrous disregard for all practical laws of mining,
and at once stamped the newcomer as being a green
hand at his work. It was piteous to observe him
every morning as we passed to our work, digging and
delving with the greatest industry, but, as we knew
well, without the smallest possibility of any result.
He would pause for a moment as we went by, wipe his
pale face with his bandanna handkerchief, and shout
out to us a cordial morning greeting, and then fall
to again with redoubled energy. By degrees we
got into the way of making a half-pitying, half-contemptuous
inquiry as to how he got on. “I hain’t
struck it yet, boys,” he would answer cheerily,
leaning on his spade, “but the bedrock lies
deep just hereabouts, and I reckon we’ll get
among the pay gravel to-day.” Day after
day he returned the same reply with unvarying confidence
and cheerfulness.
It was not long before he began to
show us the stuff that was in him. One night
the proceedings were unusually violent at the drinking
saloon. A rich pocket had been struck during
the day, and the striker was standing treat in a lavish
and promiscuous fashion which had reduced three parts
of the settlement to a state of wild intoxication.
A crowd of drunken idlers stood or lay about the bar,
cursing, swearing, shouting, dancing, and here and
there firing their pistols into the air out of pure
wantonness. From the interior of the shanty behind
there came a similar chorus. Maule, Phillips,
and the roughs who followed them were in the ascendant,
and all order and decency was swept away.
Suddenly, amid this tumult of oaths
and drunken cries, men became conscious of a quiet
monotone which underlay all other sounds and obtruded
itself at every pause in the uproar. Gradually
first one man and then another paused to listen, until
there was a general cessation of the hubbub, and every
eye was turned in the direction whence this quiet
stream of words flowed. There, mounted upon a
barrel, was Elias B. Hopkins, the newest of the inhabitants
of Jackman’s Gulch, with a good-humoured smile
upon his resolute face.
He held an open Bible in his hand,
and was reading aloud a passage taken at random an
extract from the Apocalypse, if I remember right.
The words were entirely irrelevant and without the
smallest bearing upon the scene before him, but he
plodded on with great unction, waving his left hand
slowly to the cadence of his words.
There was a general shout of laughter
and applause at this apparition, and Jackman’s
Gulch gathered round the barrel approvingly, under
the impression that this was some ornate joke, and
that they were about to be treated to some mock sermon
or parody of the chapter read. When, however,
the reader, having finished the chapter, placidly commenced
another, and having finished that rippled on into another
one, the revellers came to the conclusion that the
joke was somewhat too long-winded. The commencement
of yet another chapter confirmed this opinion, and
an angry chorus of shouts and cries, with suggestions
as to gagging the reader or knocking him off the barrel,
rose from every side. In spite of roars and hoots,
however, Elias B. Hopkins plodded away at the Apocalypse
with the same serene countenance, looking as ineffably
contented as though the babel around him were the most
gratifying applause. Before long an occasional
boot pattered against the barrel or whistled past
our parson’s head; but here some of the more
orderly of the inhabitants interfered in favour of
peace and order, aided curiously enough by the afore-mentioned
Maule and Phillips, who warmly espoused the cause
of the little Scripture reader. “The little
cus has got grit in him,” the latter explained,
rearing his bulky red-shirted form between the crowd
and the object of its anger. “His ways ain’t
our ways, and we’re all welcome to our opinions,
and to sling them round from barrels or otherwise
if so minded. What I says and Bill says is, that
when it comes to slingin’ boots instead o’
words it’s too steep by half, an’ if this
man’s wronged we’ll chip in an’ see
him righted.” This oratorical effort had
the effect of checking the more active signs of disapproval,
and the party of disorder attempted to settle down
once more to their carouse, and to ignore the shower
of Scripture which was poured upon them. The
attempt was hopeless. The drunken portion fell
asleep under the drowsy refrain, and the others, with
many a sullen glance at the imperturbable reader,
slouched off to their huts, leaving him still perched
upon the barrel. Finding himself alone with the
more orderly of the spectators, the little man rose,
closed his book, after methodically marking with a
lead pencil the exact spot at which he stopped, and
descended from his perch. “To-morrow night,
boys,” he remarked in his quiet voice, “the
reading will commence at the 9th verse of the 15th
chapter of the Apocalypse,” with which piece
of information, disregarding our congratulations,
he walked away with the air of a man who has performed
an obvious duty.
We found that his parting words were
no empty threat. Hardly had the crowd begun to
assemble next night before he appeared once more upon
the barrel and began to read with the same monotonous
vigour, tripping over words! muddling up sentences,
but still boring along through chapter after chapter.
Laughter, threats, chaff every weapon short
of actual violence was used to deter him,
but all with the same want of success. Soon it
was found that there was a method in his proceedings.
When silence reigned, or when the conversation was
of an innocent nature, the reading ceased. A
single word of blasphemy, however, set it going again,
and it would ramble on for a quarter of an hour or
so, when it stopped, only to be renewed upon similar
provocation. The reading was pretty continuous
during that second night, for the language of the opposition
was still considerably free. At least it was an
improvement upon the night before.
For more than a month Elias B. Hopkins
carried on this campaign. There he would sit,
night after night, with the open book upon his knee,
and at the slightest provocation off he would go,
like a musical box when the spring is touched.
The monotonous drawl became unendurable, but it could
only be avoided by conforming to the parson’s
code. A chronic swearer came to be looked upon
with disfavour by the community, since the punishment
of his transgression fell upon all. At the end
of a fortnight the reader was silent more than half
the time, and at the end of the month his position
was a sinecure.
Never was a moral revolution brought
about more rapidly and more completely. Our parson
carried his principle into private life. I have
seen him, on hearing an unguarded word from some worker
in the gulches, rush across, Bible in hand, and perching
himself upon the heap of red clay which surmounted
the offender’s claim, drawl through the genealogical
tree at the commencement of the New Testament in a
most earnest and impressive manner, as though it were
especially appropriate to the occasion. In time,
an oath became a rare thing amongst us. Drunkenness
was on the wane too. Casual travellers passing
through the Gulch used to marvel at our state of grace,
and rumours of it went as far as Ballarat, and excited
much comment therein.
There were points about our evangelist
which made him especially fitted for the work which
he had undertaken. A man entirely without redeeming
vices would have had no common basis on which to work,
and no means of gaining the sympathy of his flock.
As we came to know Elias B. Hopkins better, we discovered
that in spite of his piety there was a leaven of old
Adam in him, and that he had certainly known unregenerate
days. He was no teetotaler. On the contrary,
he could choose his liquor with discrimination, and
lower it in an able manner. He played a masterly
hand at poker, and there were few who could touch him
at “cut-throat euchre.” He and the
two ex-ruffians, Phillips and Maule, used to play
for hours in perfect harmony, except when the fall
of the cards elicited an oath from one of his companions.
At the first of these offences the parson would put
on a pained smile, and gaze reproachfully at the culprit.
At the second he would reach for his Bible, and the
game was over for the evening. He showed us he
was a good revolver shot too, for when we were practising
at an empty brandy bottle outside Adams’ bar,
he took up a friend’s pistol and hit it plumb
in the centre at twenty-four paces. There were
few things he took up that he could not make a show
at apparently, except gold-digging, and at that he
was the veriest duffer alive. It was pitiful
to see the little canvas bag, with his name printed
across it, lying placid and empty upon the shelf at
Woburn’s store, while all the other bags were
increasing daily, and some had assumed quite a portly
rotundity of form, for the weeks were slipping by,
and it was almost time for the gold-train to start
off for Ballarat. We reckoned that the amount
which we had stored at the time represented the greatest
sum which had ever been taken by a single convoy out
of Jackman’s Gulch.
Although Elias B. Hopkins appeared
to derive a certain quiet satisfaction from the wonderful
change which he had effected in the camp, his joy
was not yet rounded and complete. There was one
thing for which he still yearned. He opened his
heart to us about it one evening.
“We’d have a blessing
on the camp, boys,” he said, “if we only
had a service o’ some sort on the Lord’s
day. It’s a temptin’ o’ Providence
to go on in this way without takin’ any notice
of it, except that maybe there’s more whisky
drunk and more card playin’ than on any other
day.”
“We hain’t got no parson,” objected
one of the crowd.
“Ye fool!” growled another,
“hain’t we got a man as is worth any three
parsons, and can splash texts around like clay out
o’ a cradle. What more d’ye want?”
“We hain’t got no church!” urged
the same dissentient.
“Have it in the open air,” one suggested.
“Or in Woburn’s store,” said another.
“Or in Adams’ saloon.”
The last proposal was received with
a buzz of approval, which showed that it was considered
the most appropriate locality.
Adams’ saloon was a substantial
wooden building in the rear of the bar, which was
used partly for storing liquor and partly for a gambling
saloon. It was strongly built of rough-hewn logs,
the proprietor rightly judging, in the unregenerate
days of Jackman’s Gulch, that hogsheads of brandy
and rum were commodities which had best be secured
under lock and key. A strong door opened into
each end of the saloon, and the interior was spacious
enough, when the table and lumber were cleared away,
to accommodate the whole population. The spirit
barrels were heaped together at one end by their owner,
so as to make a very fair imitation of a pulpit.
At first the Gulch took but a mild
interest in the proceedings, but when it became known
that Elias B. Hopkins intended, after reading the
service, to address the audience, the settlement began
to warm up to the occasion. A real sermon was
a novelty to all of them, and one coming from their
own parson was additionally so. Rumour announced
that it would be interspersed with local hits, and
that the moral would be pointed by pungent personalities.
Men began to fear that they would be unable to gain
seats, and many applications were made to the brothers
Adams. It was only when conclusively shown that
the saloon could contain them all with a margin that
the camp settled down into calm expectancy.
It was as well that the building was
of such a size, for the assembly upon the Sunday morning
was the largest which had ever occurred in the annals
of Jackman’s Gulch. At first it was thought
that the whole population was present, but a little
reflection showed that this was not so. Maule
and Phillips had gone on a prospecting journey among
the hills, and had not returned as yet, and Woburn,
the gold-keeper, was unable to leave his store.
Having a very large quantity of the precious metal
under his charge, he stuck to his post, feeling that
the responsibility was too great to trifle with.
With these three exceptions the whole of the Gulch,
with clean red shirts, and such other additions to
their toilet as the occasion demanded, sauntered in
a straggling line along the clayey pathway which led
up to the saloon.
The interior of the building had been
provided with rough benches, and the parson, with
his quiet good-humoured smile, was standing at the
door to welcome them. “Good morning, boys,”
he cried cheerily, as each group came lounging up.
“Pass in; pass in. You’ll find this
is as good a morning’s work as any you’ve
done. Leave your pistols in this barrel outside
the door as you pass; you can pick them out as you
come out again, but it isn’t the thing to carry
weapons into the house of peace.” His request
was good-humouredly complied with, and before the last
of the congregation filed in, there was a strange
assortment of knives and firearms in this depository.
When all had assembled, the doors were shut, and the
service began the first and the last which
was ever performed at Jackman’s Gulch.
The weather was sultry and the room
close, yet the miners listened with exemplary patience.
There was a sense of novelty in the situation which
had its attractions. To some it was entirely new,
others were wafted back by it to another land and
other days. Beyond a disposition which was exhibited
by the uninitiated to applaud at the end of certain
prayers, by way of showing that they sympathised with
the sentiments expressed, no audience could have behaved
better. There was a murmur of interest, however,
when Elias B. Hopkins, looking down on the congregation
from his rostrum of casks, began his address.
He had attired himself with care in
honour of the occasion. He wore a velveteen tunic,
girt round the waist with a sash of china silk, a pair
of moleskin trousers, and held his cabbage-tree hat
in his left hand. He began speaking in a low
tone, and it was noticed at the time that he frequently
glanced through the small aperture which served for
a window which was placed above the heads of those
who sat beneath him.
“I’ve put you straight
now,” he said, in the course of his address;
“I’ve got you in the right rut if you will
but stick in it.” Here he looked very hard
out of the window for some seconds. “You’ve
learned soberness and industry, and with those things
you can always make up any loss you may sustain.
I guess there isn’t one of ye that won’t
remember my visit to this camp.” He paused
for a moment, and three revolver shots rang out upon
the quiet summer air. “Keep your seats,
damn ye!” roared our preacher, as his audience
rose in excitement. “If a man of ye moves
down he goes! The door’s locked on the outside,
so ye can’t get out anyhow. Your seats,
ye canting, chuckle-headed fools! Down with ye,
ye dogs, or I’ll fire among ye!”
Astonishment and fear brought us back
into our seats, and we sat staring blankly at our
pastor and each other. Elias B. Hopkins, whose
whole face and even figure appeared to have undergone
an extraordinary alteration, looked fiercely down
on us from his commanding position, with a contemptuous
smile on his stern face.
“I have your lives in my hands,”
he remarked; and we noticed as he spoke that he held
a heavy revolver in his hand, and that the butt of
another one protruded from his sash. “I
am armed and you are not. If one of you moves
or speaks he is a dead man. If not, I shall not
harm you. You must wait here for an hour.
Why, you fools” (this with a hiss of contempt
which rang in our ears for many a long day), “do
you know who it is that has stuck you up? Do
you know who it is that has been playing it upon you
for months as a parson and a saint? Conky Jim,
the bushranger, ye apes. And Phillips and Maule
were my two right-hand men. They’re off
into the hills with your gold Ha!
would ye?” This to some restive member of the
audience, who quieted down instantly before the fierce
eye and the ready weapon of the bushranger. “In
an hour they will be clear of any pursuit, and I advise
you to make the best of it, and not to follow, or
you may lose more than your money. My horse is
tethered outside this door behind me. When the
time is up I shall pass through it, lock it on the
outside, and be off. Then you may break your way
out as best you can. I have no more to say to
you, except that ye are the most cursed set of asses
that ever trod in boot-leather.”
We had time to endorse mentally this
outspoken opinion during the long sixty minutes which
followed; we were powerless before the resolute desperado.
It is true that if we made a simultaneous rush we might
bear him down at the cost of eight or ten of our number.
But how could such a rush be organised without speaking,
and who would attempt it without a previous agreement
that he would be supported? There was nothing
for it but submission. It seemed three hours
at the least before the ranger snapped up his watch,
stepped down from the barrel, walked backwards, still
covering us with his weapon, to the door behind him,
and then passed rapidly through it. We heard
the creaking of the rusty lock, and the clatter of
his horse’s hoofs, as he galloped away.
It has been remarked that an oath
had, for the last few weeks, been a rare thing in
the camp. We made up for our temporary abstention
during the next half-hour. Never was heard such
symmetrical and heartfelt blasphemy. When at
last we succeeded in getting the door off its hinges
all sight of both rangers and treasure had disappeared,
nor have we ever caught sight of either the one or
the other since. Poor Woburn, true to his trust,
lay shot through the head across the threshold of his
empty store. The villains, Maule and Phillips,
had descended upon the camp the instant that we had
been enticed into the trap, murdered the keeper, loaded
up a small cart with the booty, and got safe away to
some wild fastness among the mountains, where they
were joined by their wily leader.
Jackman’s Gulch recovered from
this blow, and is now a flourishing township.
Social reformers are not in request there, however,
and morality is at a discount. It is said that
an inquest has been held lately upon an unoffending
stranger who chanced to remark that in so large a
place it would be advisable to have some form of Sunday
service. The memory of their one and only pastor
is still green among the inhabitants, and will be
for many a long year to come.