PROLOGUE.

Beside a winding creek of the Lynher River, and not far from the Cornish borough of Saltash, you may find a roofless building so closely backed with cherry-orchards that the trees seem by their slow pressure to be thrusting the mud-walls down to the river’s brink, there to topple and fall into the tide.  The old trees, though sheeted with white blossom in the spring, bear little fruit, and that of so poor a flavour as to be scarcely worth picking.  They have, in fact, almost reverted to savagery, even as the cottage itself is crumbling back to the earth out of which it was built.  On the slope above the cherry-orchards, if you moor your boat at the tumble-down quay and climb by half-obliterated pathways, you will come to a hedge of brambles, and to a broken gate with a well beside it; and beyond the gate to an orchard of apple-trees, planted in times when, regularly as Christmas Eve came round, Aunt Barbree Furnace, her maid Susannah, and the boy Nandy, would mount by this same path with a bowl of cider, and anoint the stems one by one, reciting ­

    Here’s to thee, good apple-tree ­
     Pockets full, hats full, great bushel-bags full! 
        Amen, an’ vire off the gun!

­Whereupon Nandy, always after a caution to be extry-careful, would shut his eyes, pull the trigger of his blunderbuss, and wake all the echoes of the creek in an uproar which, as Susannah never failed to remark, was fit to frighten every war-ship down in Hamoaze.  The trees, grey with lichen, sprawl as they have fallen under the weight of past crops.  They go on blossoming, year after year; even those that lie almost horizontally remember their due season and burst into blowth, pouring (as it were) in rosy-white cascades down the slope and through the rank grasses.  But as often as not the tenant neglects to gather the fruit.  Nor is it worth his while to grub up the old roots; for you cannot plant a new orchard where an old one has decayed.  One of these days (he tells me) he means to do something with the wisht old place:  meanwhile I doubt if he sets foot in it once a year.

For me, I find it worth visiting at least twice a year:  in spring when the Poet’s Narcissus flowers in great clumps under the north hedge, and the columbines grow breast-high ­pink, blue, and blood-red; and again in autumn, for the sake of an apple which we call the gillyflower ­small and shy, but of incomparable flavour ­and for a gentle melancholy which haunts the spot like ­yes, like a human face, and with faint companionable smiles and murmurs of dead-and-gone laughter.

The tenant was right:  it was a wisht old place, and the more wisht because it lies so near to a world that has forgotten it.  Above, if you row past the bend of the creek, you will come upon trim villas with well-kept gardens; below, and beyond the entrance to the creek, you look down a broad river to the Hamoaze, crowded with torpedo-boats, powder-hulks, training-ships, and great vessels of war.  Around and behind Merry-Garden ­for that is its name ­stretches a parish given up to the cultivation of fruit and flowers; and across the creek another parish ‘clothed’ ­I quote the local historian ­’in flowers like a bride’; and both parishes learned their prosperity from Merry-Garden the now deserted.  In mazzard time (’mazzards’ are sweet black cherries) the sound of young laughter floats across Merry-Garden; but the girls and boys who make the laughter seldom, wander that way.  No longer to its quay come boats with holiday-parties from the Fleet and the Garrison at Plymouth, as they came by scores a hundred years ago.

In those days Merry-Garden was a cherry-garden.  The cottage was faced with a verandah overlooking the tide.  In the wide stone chimney-place, where now, standing knee-deep in nettles, you may look up and see blue sky beyond the starlings’ nests, as many as twenty milk-pans have stood together over the fire, that the visitors might have clotted cream to eat with their strawberries and raspberries.  In the orchards, from under masses of traveller’s joy, you may pull away rotten pieces of timber that once made arbours and summer-houses.

The present tenant will sub-let you the whole of Merry-Garden, if you wish, for two pounds ten shillings per annum.  He is an old man, with an amazing memory and about as much sentiment as my boot.  From him I learned the following story:  and, with your leave, I will repeat it in his words.

CHAPTER I.

Aunt Barbree Furnace was a widow woman, and held Merry-Garden upon a tenancy of a kind you don’t often come across nowadays ­and good riddance to it! ­though common enough when I was a boy.  The whole lease was but for three pounds a year for the term of three lives ­her husband, William John Furnace; her husband’s younger sister Tryphena, that had married a man called Jewell and buried him within six months; and Tryphena’s only child Ferdinando, otherwise known as Nandy.  When the lease was drawn, all three lives seemed good enough for another fifty years.  The Furnaces came of a long-lived stock, and William John with any ordinary care might hope to reach eighty.  His sister had been specially put into the lease on the strength of her constitution; and six months of married life had given her a distaste for it, which made things all the safer.  As for Nandy, there’s always a risk, of course, with very young lives, ’specially with boys:  but if he did happen to pull through, ’twas like as not he might lengthen out the lease for another thirty years.

At any rate Mr. and Mrs. Furnace took the risk with a cheerful mind.  The woman came from Saltash, where she and her mother had driven a thriving trade in cockles and other shellfish, particularly with the Royal Marines; and being a busy spirit and childless, she hit on the notion of turning her old trade to account.  Her husband, William John, had tilled Merry-Garden and stocked it with fruits and sallets with no eye but to the sale of them in Saltash market.  But the house was handy for pleasure-takers by water, and by and by the board she put up ­ Mrs. Barbree Furnace.  Cockles and Cream in Season.  Water Boiled and Tea if You Wish ­attracted the picnickers by scores; and the picnickers began to ask for fruit with their teas, till William John, at his wife’s advice, planted half an acre of strawberries, and laid out another half-acre in currant and raspberry bushes.  By this time, too, the cherry-trees were beginning to yield.  So by little and little, feeling sure of their lease, they extended the business.  William John, one winter, put up a brand-new chimney, and bought three cows which he pastured up along in the meadow behind the woods; and next spring the pair hung out a fresh board and painted on it ­Furnace’s Merry-Garden Tea-House.  Patronised by the Naval and Military.  Teas, with Fruit and Cream, Sixpence per head:  and another board which they hoisted in the mazzard-season, saying ­Sixpence at the Gate, and eat so Much as you Mind to.  All are Welcome.  With all this, Aunt Barbree (as she came to be called) didn’t neglect the cockles, which were her native trade.  In busy times she could afford to hire over one of the Saltash fish-women ­the Johnses or the Glanvilles; you’ll have heard of them, maybe? ­to lend her a hand:  but in anything like a slack season she’d be down at low water, with her petticoat trussed over her knees, raking cockles with her own hands.  Yes, yes, a powerful, a remarkable woman! and a pity it was (I’ve heard my mother say) to see such a healthy, strong couple prospering in all they touched, and hauling in money hand-over-fist, with neither chick nor child to leave it to.

Prosper they did, at any rate; and terrible popular the place became with the Fleet and the Army, till by the year eighteen-nought-five ­the same in which Admiral Nelson fought the Battle of Trafalgar ­there wasn’t an officer in either service that had ever found himself at Plymouth, but could tell something of Merry-Garden and its teas, with their cockles and cream and strawberries in June and mazzards in July month.  By this time the Furnaces had built a new landing-quay ­the same to which your boat is moored at this moment ­and rigged up arbours and come-sit-by-me’s in every corner of the garden and under every plum-tree and laylock-bush:  for William John was extending his season by degrees, and had gone so far as to set up a board in May-time by Admiral’s Hard, down at Devonport, and on it ’Officers of the United Services will Kindly take Notice that the Lay locks in Merry-Garden are in Bloom.  Cockles Warranted, and Cream from best Channel Island Cows.  Patronised also by the Nobility and Gentry of Plymouth, Plymouth Dock, Saltash, and East Cornwall.’

You may wonder that the Furnaces’ success didn’t encourage others to set up in opposition?  But a cherry-garden isn’t grown in a day.  Mrs. Furnace had dropped into it (so to speak) when the trees that William John had planted were already on the way to yield good profit.  Also she was a woman who knew how to keep a pleasure-garden decent, however near it might lie to a great town and a naval port.  Simple woman though she seemed, she understood scandal.

But in the midst of life we are in death.  One day, at the height of his prosperity, William John drove over to Menheniot Churchtown (where his sister Tryphena resided with her boy Nandy and kept a general shop) to fetch them over to Merry-Garden for a visit.  Aunt Barbree loved children, you understand:  besides which, Tryphena’s husband had left her poor, and ’twas the first week in August after a good season, and the mazzards wanted eating if they weren’t to perish for want of it. . . .  So William John, who by this time was rich enough to set up a tax-cart, but inexperienced to manage it, drove over to Menheniot and fetched his sister and the boy:  and on the way home the horse bolted and scattered the lot, with the result that William John was flung against a milestone and sister Tryphena across a hedge.  The pair succumbed to their injuries:  but the boy Nandy (aged fourteen) was picked up with no worse than a stunning, and a bump at the back of his head which hardened so that he was ever afterwards able to crack nuts with it, and even Brazil nuts, by hammering with his skull against a door or any other suitable object.  Of course, when they picked him up he hadn’t a notion he possessed any such gift.

Well here, as you might say, was a pretty kettle of fish for Aunt Barbree.  Here not only was a loving husband killed, and a sister-in-law, but at one stroke two out of the three healthy lives on which the whole lease of Merry-Garden depended.  She mourned William John for his own sake, because, as husbands go, she had reason to regret him; and Tryphena Jewell, for a poor relation, had never been pushing.  Tryphena’s fault rather had been that she gave herself airs.  Having no money to speak of, she stood up against Aunt Barbree’s riches by flaunting herself as a mother:  “though,” as Aunt Barbree would complain to her husband, “I can’t see what she finds uncommon in the child, unless ’tis the number of his pimples:  and I’ve a mind, the next time, to recommend Wessel’s Antiscorbutic Drops.  The boy looks unhealthy:  and, come to think of it, with his life in the lease, ’tis only due to ourselves to advise the woman.”  She only said this to ease her feelings:  but the truth was (and William John knew it) she yearned for a child of her own, even to the extent sometimes of wanting to adopt one.

Well, this terrible accident not only widowed the poor soul, but brought all her little jealousies, as you might say, home to roost.  She couldn’t abide Nandy, and Nandy had reached an age when boys aren’t at their best.  But adopt him she had to; and, what tried her worse, she was forced to look after his health with more than a mother’s care.  For, outside of a stockingful of guineas, all her capital was sunk in Merry-Garden, and all Merry-Garden hung now on the boy’s life.

The worst trial of all was that, somehow or other, Nandy got to know his value and the reason of it, and from that day he gave Aunt Barbree no peace.  He wouldn’t go to school; study gave him a headache.  His mother had taught him to read and write, but under Aunt Barbree’s roof he learned no more than he was minded to, and among the things he taught himself was a tolerable imitation of a hacking cough.  With this and the help of a hollow tooth he could spit blood whenever he wanted a shilling.  He played this game for about six months, until the poor woman ­who was losing flesh with lying awake at night and wondering what would happen to her when cast out in the cold world ­fixed up her courage to know the worst, and carried him off to a Plymouth doctor.  The doctor advised her to take the boy home and give him the strap.

Aunt Barbree applied this treatment for a time, but dropped it in the end.  The boy was growing too tall for it.  The visit to the doctor, however, worked like a miracle in one way.

“Auntie,” said the penitent one day, “I’m feeling a different boy altogether, this last week or two.”

“I reckoned you would,” said Aunt Barbree.

“My appetite’s improving.  Have you noticed my appetite?”

“Heaven is my witness!” said Aunt Barbree.  The cherry season was beginning.  She had consulted with a friend of hers in Saltash, the wife of a confectioner.  It seems that apprentices in the confectionery trade are allowed to eat pastry and lollypops without let or hindrance, until they take a surfeit and are cured for ever after.  Aunt Barbree was beginning to wonder why the cure worked so slow in the case of fresh fruit.  “Heaven is my witness, I have!” said Aunt Barbree.

“There’s a complete change coming over my constitution,” said Nandy, pensive-like.  “I feel it hardening every day:  and as for my skull, why ­ talk about Brazil nuts! ­I believe I could crack cherry-stones with it.”

“I beg you won’t try,” pleaded Aunt Barbree, for this trick of Nandy’s always gave her the shivers.

“A head like mine was meant for something worthier than civil life.  I’ve been turnin’ it over ­”

“Turnin’ what over?”

“Things in general,” said Nandy; “and the upshot is, I’ve a great mind to ’list for a sojer.”

“The good Lord forbid!” cried Aunt Barbree.

“The Frenchies might shoot me, to be sure,” Nandy allowed.  “That’s one way of looking at it.  But King George would take the risk o’ that, and give me a shilling down for it.”

“O Nandy, Nandy ­here’s a shillin’ for ’ee, if that’s what you want!  But be a good boy, and don’t talk so irreligious!”

Well, sir, the lad knew he had the whip-hand of the poor woman, and the taller he grew the more the lazy good-for-nothing used it.  Enlistment was his trump card, and he went to the length of buying a drill-book and practising the motions in odd corners of the garden, but always so that his aunt should catch him at it.  If she was slow in catching him, the young villain would draw attention by calling out words from the manual in a hollow voice, mixed up with desperate ones of his own composing ­ “At the word of command the rear rank steps back one pace, the whole facing to the left, the left files then taking a side step to the left and a pace to the rear.  Ready, p’sent!  Ha, what do I see afore me?  Is’t the hated foeman?” ­and so on, and so on.  Aunt Barbree, with tears in her eyes, would purse out sums varying from sixpence to half a crown, coaxing him to dismiss such murderous thoughts from his mind; and thereupon he’d take another turn and mope, saying that it ill became a lad of his inches, let alone his tremenjous spirit, to idle out his days while others were dying for their country; to oblige his aunt he would stand it as long as he could, but nobody need be surprised if he ended by drowning himself, And this frightened Aunt Barbree almost worse than did his talk of enlisting, and drove her one day, when Nandy had just turned seventeen, to take a walk up the valley to consult Dr. Clatworthy.

CHAPTER II.

Dr. Clatworthy was a man in many respects uncommon.  To begin with, he had plenty of money; and next, he was as full of crazes as of learning.  One of these crazes was astronomy, and another was mud-baths, and another was open windows and long walks in the open air, and another was skin-diseases and nervous disorders, and another was the Lost Tribes, and another was Woman’s Education; with the Second Advent and Vegetable Diet to fill up the spaces.  Some of these he had picked up at Oxford, and others in his travels abroad, especially in Moravia:  but the sum total was that you’d call him a crank.  Coming by chance into Cornwall, he had taken an uncommon fancy to our climate and its ’humidity’ ­that was the word.  There was nothing like it (he said) for the skin ­leastways, if taken along with mud-baths.  He had bought half a dozen acres of land at the head of the creek, a mile above Merry-Garden, and built a whacking great house upon it, full of bathrooms and adorned upon the outside with statues in baked earth to represent Trigonometry and the other heathen gods.  He had given the contract to an up-country builder, and brought the material (which was mainly brick and Bath-stone) from the Lord knows where; but it was delivered up the creek by barges.  There were days, in the year before William John’s death, when these barges used to sail up past Merry-Garden at high springs in procession without end.  But now the house had been standing furnished for three good years, with fruit-gardens planted on the slopes below it, and basins full of gold-fish:  and there Dr. Clatworthy lived with half a score of male patients as mad as himself.  For, though rich, he didn’t spend his money in enjoyment only, but charged his guests six guineas a week, while he taught ’em the secret of perfect health.

Well, you may laugh at the man, but I’ve heard my mother (who remembers him) say that, with all his faults, he had the complexion of a baby.  She would describe him as an unmarried man, of the age of fifty, ­he had a prejudice against marrying under fifty, ­dressed in nankeen for all weathers, with no other protection than a whalebone umbrella, and likewise remarkable for a fine Roman nose.  ’Twas this Clatworthy, by the way, that a discharged gardener advised to go down to Merry-Garden and make a second fortune by picking cherries, “for,” said he, “having such a nose as yours you can hook on to a bough with it and pick with both hands.”  I don’t myself believe that he came to visit Merry-Garden on any such recommendation; but visit it he did, and often, while his own trees were growing; and there his noble deportment and his lordly way with money made an impression on Aunt Barbree, who had already heard talk of his capabilities.

So ­as I was saying ­one day, being near upon driven to her wits’ end, Aunt Barbree marched the boy up to Hi-jeen Villa (as the new great house was called), and begged for Dr. Clatworthy’s advice; “for I do believe,” she wound up, “the boy is sinking into a very low state of despondency.”

“And so should I be despondent,” said the doctor, eyeing Nandy, “if I had that number of pimples and didn’t know a sure way to cure them.”

“Fresh fruit don’t seem to do no good,” said Aunt Barbree, “though I’ve heard it confidently recommended.”

The doctor made Nandy take off his shirt.  “Why,” said he, enthusiastic-like, “the boy’s a perfect treasure!”

“You think so?” said Aunt Barbree, a bit dubious, not quite catching his drift.

“A case, ma’am, like this wouldn’t yield to fresh fruit, not in ten years.  It’s throwing away your time.  Mud is the cure, ma’am ­mud-bathing and constant doses of sulphur-water, varied with a plenty of exercise to open the pores of the skin.”

“Sulphur-water?” Aunt Barbree had used it now and then upon her fruit-trees, to keep away mildew.  She doubted Nandy’s taking kindly to it.  “He’s easier led, sir, than driven,” she said.

“My good woman,” said the doctor, “you leave him to me.  I’ll take up this case for nothing but the honour and glory of it.  He shall board and lodge here and live like a fighting-cock, and not a penny-piece to pay.  As for curing him ­if it’ll give you any confidence, look at my complexion, ma’am.  What d’ye think of it?”

“Handsome, sure ’nough,” said Aunt Barbree.

“Satin, ma’am ­complete satin!” said the doctor.  “And I’m like that all over.”

“Well to be sure, if Nandy don’t object ­” said Aunt Barbree, hurried-like.

Nandy thought that to live for a while in a fine house and be fed like a fighting-cock would be a pleasant change; and so the bargain was struck.

Poor lad, he repented it before the first week was out.  He couldn’t abide the mud-baths, which he took in the garden, planted up to the chin in a ring with a dozen old gentlemen, stuck out there like cabbages, and with Clatworthy planted in the middle and haranguing by the hour, sometimes on politics and Napoleon Bonaparte, sometimes on education, but oftenest on his system and the good they ought to be deriving from it.  Moreover, though they fed him well enough, according to promise, the sulphur-water acted on his stomach in a way that prevented any lasting satisfaction with his vittles.  In short, before the week was out he wanted to run away home; and only one thing hindered him ­that he’d fallen in love.

This was the way it happened.  Dr. Clatworthy, having notions of his own upon matrimony, and money to carry them out, had picked out a pretty child and adopted her, and set her to school with a Miss St. Maur of Saltash, to be trained up in his principles, till of an age to make him ’a perfect helpmeet,’ as he called it.

The poor child ­she was called Jessica Venning to begin with, but the doctor had rechristened her Sophia ­was grown by this time into a young lady of seventeen, pretty and graceful.  She could play upon the harp and paint in water-colours, and her needlework was a picture, but not half so pretty a picture as her face.  She came from Devonshire, from the edge of the moors behind Newton Abbot, where the folks have complexions all cream-and-roses.  She’d a figure like a wand for grace, and an eye half-melting, half-roguish.  People might call Clatworthy a crank, or whatever word answered to it in those days:  but he had made no mistake in choosing the material to make him a bride ­or only this, that the poor girl couldn’t bear the look or the thought of him.  Well, the time was drawing on when Clatworthy, according to his plans, was to marry her, and to prepare her for it he had taken to writing her a letter every day, full of duty and mental improvement.  Part of Nandy’s business was to walk over with these letters to Saltash.  The doctor explained to him that it would open the pores of his skin, and he must wait for an answer.  And so it came about that Nandy saw Miss Sophia, and fell over head and ears in love with her.

But towards the end of the second week he felt that he could stand life at Hi-jeen Villa no longer ­no, not even for the sake of seeing Miss Sophia daily.

“It’s no use, miss,” he told her very dolefully, as he delivered Friday’s letter; “I’ve a-got to run for it, and I’m going to run for it to-morrow.”  He heaved a great sigh.

“But how foolish of you, Nandy!” said Miss Sophia, glancing up from the letter.  “When you know it’s doing you so much good!”

“Good?” said Nandy, savage-like.  “How would you like it?  There now ­ I’m sorry, Miss Sophia.  I forgot ­and now I’ve made you cry!”

“I ­I sh ­shan’t like it at all,” quavered Miss Sophia, blinking away her tears.  “And ­and it’s not at all the same thing.”

“No,” agreed Nandy; “no, o’ course not:  you ha’n’t got no pimples.  Oh, Miss Sophia,” he went on, speaking very earnest, “would you really like me better if I weren’t so speckity?”

“Ever so much better, Nandy.  You can’t think what an improvement it would be.”

“’Tis only skin-deep,” said Nandy.  “At the bottom of my heart, miss, I’d die for you. . . .  But I can’t stand it no longer.  To-morrow I’ve made up my mind to run home to Merry-Garden:  and there, if it gives you any pleasure, I can go on taking mud-baths on my own account.”

“Merry-Garden?” said Miss Sophia.  “Why, that’s where Dr. Clatworthy wants us to take tea with him to-morrow!  He writes that he is inviting Miss St Maur to bring all the girls in the top class, and he will meet us there. . . .  See, here’s the letter enclosed.”

“That settles it,” said Nandy.

He walked home that afternoon with two letters ­a hypocritical little note from Sophia, a high polite one from Miss St. Maur.  Miss St. Maur accepted, on behalf of her senior young ladies, Dr. Clatworthy’s truly delightful invitation to take tea with him on the morrow.  She herself ­ she regretted to say ­would be detained until late in the afternoon by some troublesome tradesmen who were fixing new window-sashes in the schoolroom.  She could not trust them to do the work correctly except under her supervision, and to defer it would entail a week’s delay, the schoolroom being vacant only on Saturday afternoons.  The young ladies should arrive, however, punctually at 3.30 p.m., in charge of Miss de la Porcheraie, her excellent French instructress:  she herself would follow at 5 o’clock or thereabouts, and meanwhile she would leave her charges, in perfect confidence, to Dr. Clatworthy’s polished hospitality. . . .  Those were the words.  My mother ­who was fond of telling the story ­had ’em by heart.

CHAPTER III.

Nandy kept his word.

Breakfast next morning was no sooner over than he made a bolt across the pleasure-grounds, crept through the hedge at the bottom, and went singing down the woods towards Merry-Garden, with his heart half-lovesick and half-gleeful, and with two thick sandwiches of bread-and-butter in his pocket to provide against accidents.  But he didn’t feel altogether easy at the thought of facing Aunt Barbree:  and by and by, drawing near to the house and catching sight of his aunt’s sun-bonnet up among the raspberry-canes, he decided (as they say) to play for safety.  So, creeping down to the front door, he slipped under it a letter which he had spent a solid hour last night in composing; and made his way to the foreshore, to loaf and smoke a pipe of stolen tobacco and, generally speaking, make the most of his holiday.  The note said ­

“Dear Aunt, ­Do not weep for me.  The sulphur-water made me sick and I
could stand it no longer.  So am gone for a Soger.  Letters and
remittances will doubtless find me if addressed to the Citadel,
Plymouth.  A loving heart is what I hunger for ­Your affect, nephew,

                                                                  Ferdinando Jewell.”

“P.S. ­On 2nd thoughts I may be able to come back this evening to say
farewell for ever.” 
“P.S. ­Don’t sit up.”

Now a boy may be a lazy good-for-nothing, and yet (if you’ll understand me) be missed from a garden where there are ladders to fix and mazzard cherries to pick; and likewise, though liable to be grumbled at, a boy has his uses in the gathering of cockles.  Though she knew him to be an anointed young humbug, there’s no denying that Aunt Barbree had missed Nandy and his help.  She was getting past fifty, and somehow the last ten days had reminded her of it. . . .  The long and short of it was that, after a couple of hours fruit-picking ­and it took her no less to get together the supply she’d reckoned on for her afternoon customers ­she entered the house with a feeling of stiffness in her back and a feeling that answered to it elsewhere, that maybe Nandy was a better boy than she’d given him credit for.  Upon top of this feeling she pushed open the door and spied his letter lying on the mat.

The reading of it turned her hot and cold.  She marched straight to the dairy, where Susannah was busy with the cream-pans, and says she, loosening her bonnet-strings as she dropped upon a bench, “He was but an orphan, after all, Susannah:  and now we’ve driven ’en to desperation!”

“Who’s been driven to desperation?” asked Susannah.

“Why, Nandy,” answered Aunt Barbree, tears brimming her eyes.  “Who elst?”

“Piggywig’s tail!” said Susannah.  “What new yarn has the cheeld been tellin’?”

“He’s my own nephew, and a Furnace upon his mother’s side,” said Aunt Barbree; “and I’ll trouble you to speak more respectful of your employer’s kin.  And he hasn’t been tellin’ it; he’ve written it, here in pen and ink.  He’ve cut and run to take the King’s shilling and be a sojer:  and if I can’t overtake him before he gets to Plymouth Citadel the deed will he done, and the Frenchies will knock him upon the head and I shall be without a roof to cover me.  Get me my shawl and bonnet.”

“You baint goin’ to tell me,” said Susannah, “that you act’lly mean to take and trapse to Plymouth in all this heat?”

“I do,” said Barbree.  “Get me my shawl and bonnet.”

“What, on a Saturday afternoon!  And me left single-handed to tend the customers!”

“Drat the customers!” said Aunt Barbree.  “And drat everything, includin’ the boy, if you like!  But fetch to Plymouth I must and will.  So, for the third time of askin’, get me my shawl and bonnet.”

It cost a mort of coaxing even to persuade her to a bite of dinner before setting forth.  By half-past noon she was dressed and ready, and took the road toward Saltash Ferry.  Nandy didn’t see her start.  He was lying stretched, just then, under the cliff by the foreshore, getting rid of the effects of his pipe of tobacco.

It left him so exhausted that, when the worst was over, he rolled on his stomach on the warm stones of the foreshore and fell into a doze; by consequence of which he knew nothing more till the tide crept up and wetted his ankles; and with that he heard voices ­uproarious voices on the water ­and sat up to see a boatload of people pass by him and draw to the landing-stage under Merry-Garden.

Nandy rubbed his eyes, studied the visitors ­that is, as well as he could at fifty yards’ distance ­and chuckled.  He knew that his aunt was a respectable woman, and particular about the folks she admitted to her gardens.  But it was too late to interfere ­even if he’d wanted to interfere, which he didn’t.  So he watched the visitors draw to land and disembark; and sat and waited, still chuckling.

CHAPTER IV.

Susannah, having fitted forth Aunt Barbree and watched her from the gate as she took the road to Saltash, had returned to the house in an unpleasant temper.  She was a good servant and would stand any amount of ordering about, but she hated responsibility.  To be left alone on a Saturday afternoon in the height of the mazzard season to cope with Heaven-knew-how-many-customers ­to lay the tables in the arbours, boil the water, take orders and, worst of all, give change (Susannah had never learnt arithmetic) ­was an outlook that fairly daunted her spirit.  Her temper, too, for a week past had not been at its best.  She, like her mistress, had missed Nandy.  In spite of his faults he was a help:  and, as for faults, who in this wicked world is without ’em?  It’s by means of their faults that you grow accustomed to folks.

The early afternoon was hot and thundery, and the hum of the bees (Aunt Barbree was famous for her honey) came lazy-like through the open window.  Susannah prayed to the Lord that this quiet might last ­until four o’clock, at any rate.  Short of an earthquake in Plymouth (which, being pious, she didn’t dare to pray for) nothing would ward off visitors beyond that hour, but, with luck, Aunt Barbree might be expected back soon after five, when the giving of change would begin.  Susannah looked at the clock.  The time was close upon half-past two.  She might, with any luck, count on another hour.

But it wasn’t to be.

She had scarcely turned from studying the clock to open the sliding door of the china-cupboard and set out her stock of plates and cups and saucers, before her ear caught the sound of voices ­of loud voices too ­on the steps above the landing-quay:  and almost before she could catch her breath there came a knock on the door fit to wake the dead.  Susannah whipped up her best apron off the chair where she had laid it ready to hand, and hurried out, pinning it about her.

The first sight she saw when she opened the door was a sailorman standing there under the verandah, and smiling at her with a shiny, good-natured face.  He was rigged out in best shore-going clothes ­tarpaulin hat, blue coat and waistcoat, and duck trousers, with a broad waist-belt of leather.  Behind him stood another sailorman, older and more gloomy looking; and behind the pair of them Susannah’s eye ranged over half a dozen seedy tide-waiters and longshoremen, all very bashful-looking, and crowded among a bevy of damsels of the sort that you might best describe as painted hussies.

“Good afternoon, ma’am,” said the sailorman, with a pacifying sort of smile.

“Good afternoon,” said Susannah, catching her breath.  “But, all the same, this isn’t Babylon.”

“You serve teas here, ma’am?”

“No, we don’t,” answers Susannah, very sturdy.

“Then the board hav’ made a mistake,” said the sailor, scratching the back of his head and pushing his tarpaulin hat forward and sideways over his eyebrows.  “It said that you was patronised by the naval and military, and that teas was provided.”

“But we’re a respectable house,” said Susannah.

The sailorman gazed at her, long and earnest, and turned to his mate.  “Good Lord, Bill!” said he, “what a dreadful mistake!”

“Ho!” said one of the ladies, tossing her chin.  “Ho, I see what it is!  The likes of us ain’t good enough for the likes of her!”

“Not by a long chalk, ma’am,” agreed Susannah, her temper rising.

“It’s this way, ma’am,” put in the sailorman very peaceable-like.  “My name’s Ben Jope, of the Vesuvius bomb, and this here’s my mate Bill Adams.  We was paid off this morning at half-past nine, and picked up a few hasty friends ashore for a Feet-Sham-Peter.  But o’ course if this here is a respectable house there’s no more to be said ­except that maybe you’ll be good enough to recommend us to one that isn’t.”

The poor fellow meant it well, but somehow or other his words so annoyed Susannah that she bounced in and slammed the door in his face.  He stood for a while staring at it, and then turned and led the way down the steps again to the quay, walking like a man in a dream, and not seeming to hear the ladies ­though one or two were telling him that he hadn’t the pluck of a louse:  and down at the quay the company came upon Master Nandy, dandering towards them with his hands in his pockets.

“Hullo!” said Nandy.

“Hullo to you!” said Mr. Jope.

“Turned you out?” asked Nandy.

Mr. Jope glanced back at the roof of Merry-Garden, which from the quay could be seen just overtopping the laylocks.  “She’s a sperrited woman,” he said; and after that there was a pause until Nandy asked him who he thought he was staring at.  “I dunno,” said Mr. Jope.  “You puts me in mind of a boy I knew, one time.  I stood godfather to him, and he grew up to be afflicted in much the same manner.”

“I’ve been unwell,” said Nandy, “and I haven’t got over the effects of it.”

“No, by George, you haven’t,” agreed Mr. Jope.  “I’ve heard tar-water recommended.”

“Is it worse tasted than sulphur-water?” asked Nandy, and with that a wicked thought came into his mind, for he still nursed a spite against all that he had suffered under Dr. Clatworthy’s care.  “If you can’t get taken in at Merry-Garden,” said he, “why don’t you try Hi-jeen Villa, up the creek?”

“What’s that?”

“It’s ­it’s another establishment,” said Nandy.

“Respectable?  You’ll excuse my askin’ ­”

“Tisn’ for me to judge,” said Nandy; “but they sit about the garden in their nightshirts, with a footman carryin’ round the drinks.”

CHAPTER V.

Well, sir, half an hour later Dr. Clatworthy and his patients were enjoying their mud-baths in the garden, up at Hi-jeen Villa, and the doctor had just begun to think about getting his water-douche and dressing himself to keep his appointment with Miss Sophia and the rest of the young ladies, when the back-door opened and what should he see entering the garden but Mr. Jope, with all his bedizened company!

“Hi, you there!” shouted the doctor from his bath.  “Get out of this garden at once!  Who are you? and what do you mean by walking into private premises?”

For a moment Mr. Jope stared about him, wondering where in the world the voice came from.  But when he traced it to the garden-beds, and there, in the midst of the flowers, spied a dozen human heads all a-blowing and a-growing with the stocks and carnations, his face turned white and red, and his eyes grew round, and he turned and stared at Bill Adams, and Bill Adams stared at Mr. Jope.

“Bill,” said Mr. Jope, “is it ­is it an earthquake?”

“Tis a Visitation o’ some kind,” said Bill.  “I’ve heard o’ such things in Ireland.”

“Oh, Bill! an’ to think that in another minute, if we hadn’ arrived ­” Mr. Jope caught hold of his mate’s arm and hurried him forward to the rescue.

“Go away!  Get out of this, I tell you!” yelled Clatworthy.

“Not me, sir!  Not a British sailor!” hurrahed back Mr. Jope.  “Bill!  Bill!  Cast your eyes around and see if you can find a bit of rope anywheres in this blessed garden ­and you, behind there, stop the women’s screeching!” ­for ’tis a fact that by this time two or three were falling about in the hysterics ­“What!  Not a loose end o’ rope anywheres?  Lord, how these landsmen do live unprovided!  But never you mind, sir! ­reach out a hand to me an’ don’t struggle ­that is, if you’re touching bottom.  Strugglin’ only makes it worse ­”

“You silly fool!” shouted Clatworthy.  “We’re in no danger, I tell you!  Begone, and take the women away with you.  These grounds are private, once more!”

“Hey?” Mr. Jope by this time had one foot planted, very gingerly, on a flower-bed, and was reaching forth a hand to Clatworthy; and Clatworthy, squatting up to his chin in the warm mud, was lifting two naked arms to beat him off.  “Private, hey?” says Mr. Jope, looking around and seeing the rest of the patients bobbing up and down in their baths between the rage of it and shame to show themselves too far.  “Private?  Then it oughtn’t to be ­that’s all I say.  But what in thunder are ye doing it for?”

“Oh, get you gone, man!” groaned Clatworthy.  “I’ve an appointment to keep!”

“Not in that state, sure-ly?”

“No, sir!  But how am I to get out of this and dress, till you lead off the women?  And your cursed intrusion has made me fill my hair with mud, and to cleanse and dress it again will cost me half an hour at least.  Man, man, for pity’s sake get out of this and take your women with you!  Sir, when I tell you that in less than twenty minutes I am due to be at Merry-Garden ­if you know where that is ­”

“To be sure,” put in Mr. Jope.

“ ­To meet a company of ladies ­”

“Avast there!  Why, ‘tis less than a half-hour ago they turned me out o’ that very place. You ­and in that state!  Oh, be ashamed o’ yourself!”

But just then a patient behind Clatworthy set up a yell so full of terror that even the doctor slewed round his head and splashed more mud over his hair, all combed as it was in full pigeon-wing style.

“Bill!” said Mr. Jope, sharp-like.  “Bill Adams!  What are you doin’ with that there water-pot?”

“Helpin’,” said Bill.  “Helpin’ ’em to grow!”

CHAPTER VI.

’Tis time, though, that we went back to Merry-Garden.

The rising tide ­and I ought to have told you that the tides that day were close upon the top of the springs, with high-water at five o’clock or thereabouts ­the rising tide had barely carried Mr. Jope and his party from Nandy’s sight, round the bend, before another boatload of pleasure-seekers hove in sight at the mouth of the creek.  They were twelve in all, and the boat a twenty-foot galley belonging to one of the war-ships in the Hamoaze.  She had been borrowed for the afternoon by the ship’s second lieutenant, a Mr. Hardcastle, and with him he had brought the third lieutenant, besides a score of young officers belonging to the garrison ­a captain and two cornets of the 4th Dragoons, a couple of gunners ­officers, that is, of the Artillery ­an elderly major and an ensign of the Marines, and the rest belonging to the Thirty-second Regiment of Foot (one of ’em, if I recollect, the Doctor).  The last of the party was a slip of an officer of the French Navy ­Raynold by name ­ that had been taken prisoner by Mr. Hardcastle’s ship, and bore no malice for it:  a cheerful, good-natured lad, and (now that he hadn’t an excuse for fighting ’em) as merry with these young Britons as they were glad to have him of their party.

Nandy, of course, knew no more about them than what his eyes told him, that they were a party of officers from Plymouth come to enjoy themselves at Merry-Garden.  But the sight of them as they brought their boat to the quay and landed ­the first customers of the afternoon ­put him in mind that the time was drawing near for Miss Sophia to arrive with her class-mates, and that Dr. Clatworthy would soon be turning up to squire them around the orchard and entertain them at tea.  He wickedly hoped that the doctor hadn’t left home before Mr. Jope reached Hi-jeen Villa.  But the thought of Mr. Jope reminded him of what Mr. Jope had said concerning his pimples; and this again reminded him of what his beloved Miss Sophia had said on the same subject.  He had promised her to continue taking mud-baths on his own account, even after he had cut his lucky (as he put it) from Hi-jeen Villa. . . .  To be sure, one bath wouldn’t produce any immediate result. That wasn’t to be expected.  But it would be a guarantee of good faith, as they say in the newspapers:  and though he hadn’t time to dig a pit after the fashion of the baths in the doctor’s garden, still there was plenty of mud along the lower foreshore to give him a nice soft roll; and a plenty of water for a swim, to wash himself clean:  and lastly (as he reckoned, having no watch) a plenty of time to do this and be dressed again before the dear creature arrived.  So Nandy, with a stomach full of virtue, turned his back on the quay and started to walk down the creek along the foreshore, to a corner where he might reckon on being free from observation.

Meantime the young officers, that had landed and strolled up to the cottage, were being received by Susannah, and in a twitter, poor soul!  “Her mistress was out ­called away upon sudden business.  Still, if they would take the ups with the downs, she would do her best to have tea ready in half an hour’s time:  and meanwhile they might roam the orchards and eat as many cherries as they had a mind to, and all for sixpence a head.  Thirteen sixpences came ­yes, surely ­to six-and-sixpence.  She would rather they paid when Aunt Barbree returned.  Or, if they preferred it, there was a skittle-alley at the end of the garden, with a small bowling-green . . .”

They preferred the bowling-green.  Susannah conducted them to it, unlocked the box of bowls, and was returning to the house in a fluster, when, in the verandah before the front door, she came plump upon a bevy of young ladies, all as pretty as you please in muslin frocks and great summer hats to shield their complexions:  whereof one, a little older than the rest (but pretty, notwithstanding), stepped forward and inquired, in a foreign-speaking voice, for Dr. Clatworthy.

“But he is in retard then!” this lady cried, when Susannah answered that, although she knew Dr. Clatworthy well, not a fur or feather of him had she seen that day (which was her way of putting it).  “Ah, but how vexing!  And Miss St. Maur was positive he would be beforehand!”

“Lor’ bless you, my pretty!” said Susannah, “If the doctor promised to be here, you may be sure he will be here.”

She went on to explain, as she had explained to the officers, that she was alone on the premises ­her mistress had been called away upon sudden business ­but if they would take the ups with the downs. . . .  Then, her curiosity overcoming her ­for, of course, she had heard gossip of the doctor’s intentions ­“And which of you,” she asked, “is he going to marry, making so bold?”

“If Dr. Clatworthy is so ungallant ­” began Miss Sophia, jabbing with the point of her parasol at a crevice in the flagstones of the verandah.

“Fie, dear!” cried Ma’amselle Julie, interrupting.

“Well, at any rate, the mazzards are ripe,” said Miss Sophia, “and I see no fun in waiting.”

“So that’s the maid,” said Susannah to herself, and pitied her ­having herself no great admiration for Dr. Clatworthy, in spite of his riches:  but she assured them that the doctor ­the most punctual of men ­would certainly arrive within a few minutes.  And the mazzards were crying out to be eaten.  If the young ladies would make free of the orchards while she fit and boiled the kettle . . .

“The fun of it is,” said Miss Sophia to Ma’amselle Julie ten minutes later, as they were staining their pretty lips with the juice of the black mazzards, “that if Dr. Clatworthy doesn’t appear ­”

“But he will, dear.”

“The fun of it is that we haven’t, I believe, eighteenpence between us all.”

“Miss St. Maur was positive that he would be punctual,” said Ma’amselle Julie.

“But he isn’t, you see:  and ­oh, my dear, is it so wicked? ­you can’t think how I wish he would never come ­never, never, never!”

“Sophia!”

“Even,” went on Miss Sophia, nodding her head, “if I’ve eaten all these cherries under false pretences, and have to go to prison for it!”

Well, somehow, in all this the young ladies had been drawing nearer and nearer to the bowling-green, where the young officers were skylarking and trundling the bowls at the fat major at three shots a penny, and the pool going to the player who caught him on the ankles.  When they were tired of this they came strolling forth in a body, the most of them with arms linked, just as Susannah appeared at the end of the path carrying a tray piled with tea-things.

“Hallo!  Petticoats, begad!” said the youngest ensign among them; and Ma’amselle Julie, linking an arm in Miss Sophia’s, was turning away with a proper show of ignorance that any such thing as a party of young men existed in the world, when a voice cried out ­

“Julie!”

“Eh?” the lady turned, all white in the face.  “Eh?  What ­Edoo-ard?  My cousin Edoo-ard?”

“Dear Julie!” It was the young French officer, and he ran and caught her by both hands and kissed them.  “To think of meeting you, here in England!  But let me introduce my friends ­my friends the enemy.”  And here he rattled off their names in a hurry.

“Really, one would suppose that Dr. Clatworthy was lost!” said Miss Sophia with a cold-seeming bow and a glance along the path.

“You have ordered tea here?” asked the young naval lieutenant, Mr. Hardcastle.

“There was to have been tea.”

“I do hope, miss,” said he, “that we are not ousting you from your table?”

“To tell the truth,” said Miss Sophia, “I know nothing about the arrangements.  A gentleman was to have been here to receive us ­indeed we have come at his invitation; but he is in no hurry, it seems.”

“Indeed, miss,” put in Susannah, “and I’m sure I don’t know what to do!  The gentlemen, here, have engaged the big summer-house, which holds forty at a pinch, and there’s no other place that’ll seat more than half a dozen.  Of course,” said she, “the two parties could sit at the long table, one at each end ­”

But here young Mr. Hardcastle, after a glance at Miss Julie and her young Frenchman ­that were already deep in talk together ­cut Susannah short with a sly wink.  He was a lad of great presence of mind, and rose in later life to be an Admiral.

“Ladies,” said he, “I feel sure that if we leave the arrangements entirely to this good woman, your worthy squire ­whenever he chooses to put in an appearance ­will find nothing to complain of.”

Well, well . . .  I can’t tell you just how it happened:  but happen it did, and I daresay you’ve seen enough of the ways of young folk to understand it.  While Susannah bustled back to the house to fetch the relays, the two parties fell to talking of the weather and the pretty flowers, and from that to strolling little by little along the pathway; in a body at first; but afterwards, as one young lady stopped to smell at a carnation, and another to admire the splashes of colour on Aunt Barbree’s York and Lancaster roses, the company got separated into twos and fours, and the fours broke up into twos, and the distance between pair and pair kept getting wider and wider.  Ma’amselle Julie ought to have hindered it, overcome though she was with joy at meeting her kinsman.  But she wasn’t to blame for what followed, and for my part I’ve a kind of notion that Mr. Hardcastle must have found an opportunity and slipped half a crown into Susannah’s hand. . . .  At any rate when Susannah rang a bell along the lower path to announce that tea was ready, they came strolling back (and from the variousest corners of the garden) to find that the silly woman had gone and laid the tables, not in the big summer-house at all, but all along in a line of little arbours.

Then, Of course, began the prettiest confusion, Ma’amselle Julie protesting that she couldn’t think of allowing such a thing, and Mr. Hardcastle pointing out what a shame it would be to overwork poor Susannah by making her lay the tables over again; and the young ladies in a flutter between laughing and making believe to be angry, and one or two couples agreeing that the dispute was all about nothing, and that they might as well find a quiet arbour and wait till it was over.

Yes, yes . . . you understand? . . .  And in the midst of it all, and just as Mr. Hardcastle had carried his point and Ma’amselle Julie gave way, declaring that never in this world would she be able to look Miss St. Maur in the face again, who should come hurrying past the verandah but Dr. Clatworthy himself!

In the babel of talking and laughing no one had heard his footstep; and he came to a halt by a laylock-bush at the end of the verandah and stood staring:  and while he stared his face went red, and then white, and he reeled back behind the bush and put both hands to his head.

What had he seen?  His bride ­his chosen Sophia ­disappearing into an arbour with a young man!  And her youthful companions ­pupils of an establishment he had chosen with such care ­making merry with a group of uniformed officers ­of soldiers ­well known to be the most profligate of men!

Oh, monstrous!

But what was to be done?  Could he stalk into the midst of the party and raise a scene?  The young men might laugh at him. . . .  Even supposing he put them to rout, what next was he to do?  He would find himself with those abandoned girls left on his hands.  A pleasant tea-party, that!  And Miss St. Maur might not be arriving for another hour.  Could he spend all that time in lecturing them?  Could he even trust himself to speak to Sophia?  Dr. Clatworthy, still with his hands to his head, staggered down the steps and forth from the garden.

He had done with Sophia for ever!  His first demand of a woman worthy to be his wife was that she should never have looked upon another man to make eyes at him, and he had distinctly seen (Oh, monstrous, monstrous, to be sure!). . . .  He would go straight home and write Miss St. Maur a letter the like of which that lady had never received in her life.

With these terrible thoughts working in his head, the poor man had crossed a couple of fields on his way home when he looked up and saw Miss St. Maur herself coming towards him along the footpath over the knap of the hill.

“Dr. Clatworthy!” cried Miss St. Maur.

“Ma’am,” said Dr. Clatworthy.

“Why ­why, wherever have you left dear Sophia and the rest of my charges?”

“At Merry-Garden, ma’am ­and in various summer-houses, ma’am ­and making free, ma’am, with a vicious soldiery!”

“But it is impossible!” cried Miss St. Maur when he had told his tale of horror.  “I refuse to believe it.  Indeed, sir, I can only think you have taken leave of your senses!”

“Come and see for yourself, ma’am,” said the doctor, cold as ice to look at, but with an inside like a furnace.

He was forced almost to a run to keep pace with Miss St. Maur:  but at the steps leading up to the garden he made her promise him to go quiet, and the pair tiptoed up and through the verandah and peered around the laylock-bush.

“There!” cried Miss St. Maur, turning to him and pointing up the path with her parasol.

To and fro along the path a party of young ladies was strolling disconsolate.  They walked in pairs, to be sure:  and the hum of their voices reached to the laylock-bush as they bent and discussed the flowers in Aunt Barbree’s border.  Not a uniform, not a man, was in sight.

“There!” said Miss St. Maur.  “There, sir!  What did I tell you?”

CHAPTER VII.

The cause of it all was Nandy.  Nandy had found a nice out-of-the-way corner of the foreshore, with a patch of mud above the water’s edge, and, after a good roll in it (it was a trifle smellier than the baths at Hi-jeen Villa, but nothing amiss), had waded out into the tide for a thorough wash.  He was standing in water up to his armpits and rinsing the mud out of his hair, when, happening to glance shorewards, he caught a glimpse of scarlet, and rubbed his eyes to see a red-coated soldier standing on the beach and overhauling his clothes, which he had left there in a heap.

“Hi!” sang out Nandy.  “You leave those clothes alone:  they’re mine!”

The soldier put up a hand and seemed to be beckoning, cautious-like.

Nandy waded nearer.  “Looky-here, lobster ­none of your tricks!” he said.  “They-there clothes belong to me.”

“I ain’t goin’ to be a lobster, as you put it, much longer,” said the soldier.  “I’m a-goin’ to cast my shell.”  And with that he begins to unbutton his tunic.  “If you try to interfere, young man, I’ll wring your neck; and if you cry out, I carry a pistol upon me ­” and sure enough he pulled a pistol from his pocket and laid it on the stones between his feet.  “I’m a desperate man,” he said.

“Hullo!” said Nandy, beginning to understand.  “Desertin’, eh?”

The soldier nodded as he flung the tunic down on the beach ­and Nandy took note of the figures 32 in brass on the collar.  “It’s all along of a woman,” said he.

“Ah!” said Nandy, sympathetic.  “There’s lots of us in the world taken that way.”

“Looky-here,” said the soldier, “if you try any sauce with me, you’ll be sorry for it; and, what’s more, you won’t get this pretty suit o’ scarlet clothes I was minded to leave you for a present.”

“Thank you,” said Nandy.

“They won’t fit so badly if you turn up the bottoms o’ the pantaloons:  and you can’t look worse than you do in a state o’ nature.”

“All right,” said Nandy; “only make haste about it; for ‘tis cold standin’ here in the water.”

To tell the truth a rare notion had crept into his head.  This scarlet uniform ­for scarlet it was, with white and yellow facings ­had come as a godsend.  He would walk home in it, and if it didn’t frighten twenty shillings out of Aunt Barbree he must have lost the knack of lying.

“You can’t be in more of a hurry than I am,” answered the soldier, stripping to the very buff ­for everything he wore, down to his shirt, carried the regimental mark.  The only part of Nandy’s wardrobe he spared were the boots, which wouldn’t fit him at all.

“So long!” said the soldier, having lit his pipe:  and with that he gave a shake to settle himself down in Nandy’s clothes, picked up his pistol and scrambled up through the bushes.  In thirty seconds he was over the cliff and out of sight, and Nandy left to stare at his new uniform.

He picked up the articles gingerly and slipped them on, one by one.  There was a coarse flannel shirt with a leather stock, a pair of woollen socks, black pantaloons with a line of red piping, spatterdashes, a tunic such as I’ve described ­with pipe-clayed belt and crossbelt ­and last of all a great japanned shako mounted with a brass plate and chin-strap and a scarlet-and-white cockade like a shaving-brush.  When his toilet was finished, Nandy stepped down to the edge of the tide to take a look at his own reflection.  It seemed to him that he cut a fine figure; but somehow he couldn’t fetch up stomach to wear that rory-tory shako, but took his way towards Merry-Garden carrying it a-dangle by the chin-strap.  However, by the time he reached the gate he had begun to feel more accustomed to his grandeur, and likewise that in for a penny was in for a pound:  so, clapping the blessed thing tight on his head and pulling down the strap, he marched up the steps with a bold face.

The verandah was empty, and he strode along it and past the laylock-bush where ­scarce ten minutes before ­Dr. Clatworthy had received such a desperate shock.  A little way beyond it was a path leading round to the back door, and Nandy was making for this when his ears caught the sound of laughing and the jingling of teacups from the line of arbours, and he spied Susannah coming towards the house with a teapot in one hand and an empty cream-dish in the other.  For the moment she didn’t recognise him.

“Attention!  Stand at ease!” said Nandy, drawing himself up to the salute.

“The Lord deliver us!” screamed Susannah, dropping teapot and cream-dish together:  and at the sound of it a dozen gentlemen in regimentals came rushing out from their arbours.  Before Nandy knew whether he stood on his heels or his head one of these gentlemen had gripped him by the collar, and was requiring him to say instanter what the devil he meant by it.

“Why, damme,” shouted someone, “if ’tisn’t the uniform of the Thirty-second!  Here!  Shilston!  Appleshaw!”

“What’s wrong?”

“The fellow belongs to yours.”

“The deuce he does!  Slew him round and show his face.”

“Oh, Nandy, Nandy!” ­this was Miss Sophia’s voice ­“Have you really been and gone and enlisted!”

“No, miss, I ha’n’t,” ­by this time Nandy was blubbering for very fright.  He tore himself loose and fell at Miss Sophia’s feet.  “But I was takin’ a bath, miss ­for my skin’s sake, as advised by you ­and a sojer came and took my clothes by main force,” ­here Nandy sobbed aloud ­“I ­I think, miss, he must ha’ meant to desert!”

“Hey!” One of the officers took him again by the collar.  “What’s that you’re saying?  A deserter . . . left you these clothes and bolted? . . .  Oh, stop your whining and answer!  When?  Where?”

Nandy checked his tears ­but not his sobs ­and pointed.  “Down by the foreshore, sir . . . not a quarter of an hour since . . . he took the way up the Lynher, towards St. Germans . . .”

“Here, Appleshaw, this is serious!  Trehane, Drury ­you’ll help us?  A man of ours, deserted. . . .  You’ll excuse us, ladies ­we’ll bring the fellow back to you if we catch him.  Show us the way, youngster ­down by the creek, did you say?  Tallyho, boys!  One and all!  Yoicks forra’d!  Go-one away!” ­and, dragging Nandy with them, the pack pelted out of the garden.

CHAPTER VIII.

Now you understand how it was that Dr. Clatworthy and Miss St. Maur, entering the garden ten minutes later, saw but a bevy of disconsolate maidens strolling the paths, and no uniform nor sign of one.

“There!” said Miss St. Maur, pointing with her parasol.  “There, sir!  What did I tell you?”

Dr. Clatworthy stared about him and mopped the crown of his head.  “But when I assure you, madam ­”

“Oh, cruel, cruel!” Miss St. Maur burst into tears.

“Madam!” Dr. Clatworthy looked about him again.  The young ladies had turned and were withdrawing slowly to the far end of the walk.  By this time, you must know, the light had fallen dim, but with the moon rising and the sun not gone altogether.  “Madam!  Dear madam!” said Dr. Clatworthy, and was pressing her, polite as a lamb, towards the nearest arbour to seat her there and persuade her.  But before he could pilot her past the laylock-bush, forth from that very arbour stepped a couple, and from the next arbour another couple, and both couples took the garden path, and in each couple the heads were closer together than necessary for ordinary talk, and the eyes of them seemingly too well occupied to notice the doctor and Miss St. Maur by the laylock-bush.

You see, Mr. Hardcastle, who belonged to the Navy, hadn’t felt the need to trouble himself about a deserter from the sister service; and Mounseer Raynold had found a cousin, and naturally felt no concern in chasing a man to strengthen the British army.

“My dear madam!” said Dr. Clatworthy, and led Miss St. Maur towards the arbour.  For certain he had recognised Miss Sophia; but maybe he let her go then and there from his thoughts.  And Miss St. Maur by his side was weeping bitterly.

Dr. Clatworthy wasn’t used to a woman in tears.  He took Miss St. Maur’s hand, and by and by, finding her sobs didn’t stop, he pressed it, and . . .

Well, that’s all the story.  I’ve heard my mother tell it a score of times, and always when she came to this point, she’d laugh and tell me to marry for choice before I came to fifty, or else trust to luck and buy a handkerchief.