“A many-sided man.” COLERIDGE
ON SHAKESPEARE.
Let Mr. Christopher Hucks introduce
himself in his own customary way, that is, by presenting
his card of business:
Mr. Hucks, a widower, would have to
be content in death with a shorter epitaph.
In life his neighbours and acquaintances knew him as
the toughest old sinner in Bursfield; and indeed his
office hours (from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m. nominally but
he was an early riser) allowed him scant leisure to
practice the Christian graces. Yet though many
had occasion to curse Mr. Hucks, few could bring themselves
to hate him. The rogue was so massive, so juicy.
He stood six feet four inches in his
office slippers, and measured fifty-two inches in
girth of chest. He habitually smoked the strongest
shag tobacco, and imbibed cold rum and water at short
intervals from morning to night; but these excesses
had neither impaired his complexion, which was ruddy,
jovial and almost unwrinkled, nor dimmed the delusive
twinkle of his eyes. These, under a pair of grey
bushy brows, met the world humorously, while they
kept watch on it for unconsidered trifles; but never
perhaps so humorously as when their owner, having
clutched his prey, turned a deaf ear to appeal.
For the rest, Mr. Hucks had turned sixty, but without
losing his hair, which in colour and habit resembled
a badger’s; and although he had lived inland
all his life, carried about with him in his dress,
his gait, his speech an indefinable suggestion of
a nautical past. If you tried to fix it, you
found yourself narrowed down to explaining it by the
blue jersey he wore in lieu of shirt and waistcoat.
(He buttoned his braces over it, and tucked its slack
inside the waistband of his trousers.) Or, with luck,
you might learn that he habitually slept in a hammock,
and corroborate this by observing the towzled state
of his back hair. But the suggestion was, in
fact, far more subtle, pervasive almost
you might call it an aroma.
The Counting House so he
called the single apartment in which he slung his
hammock, wrote up his ledgers, interviewed his customers,
and in the intervals cooked his meals on an oil-stove was,
in pact, a store of ample dimensions. To speak
precisely, it measured thirty-six feet by fourteen.
But Mr. Hucks had reduced its habitable space to some
eight feet by six, and by the following process.
Over and above the activities mentioned
on his business card, he was a landlord, and owned
a considerable amount of cottage property, including
a whole block of tenement houses hard by The Plain.
Nothing could be simpler than his method of managing
this estate. He never spent a penny on upkeep
or repairs. On a vacancy he accepted any tenant
who chose to apply. He collected his rents weekly
and in person, and if the rent were not forthcoming
he promptly distrained upon the furniture.
By this process Mr. Hucks kept his
Counting House replete, and even crowded, with chattels,
some of which are reckoned among the necessaries of
life, while others such as an accordion,
a rain-gauge, and a case of stuffed humming-birds rank
rather with its superfluities. Of others again
you wondered how on earth they had been taken in Mr.
Hucks’s drag-net. A carriage umbrella,
for example, set you speculating on the vicissitudes
of human greatness. When the collection impinged
upon Mr. Hucks so that he could not shave without
knocking his elbow, he would hold an auction, and
effect a partial clearance; and this would happen
about once in four years. But this clearance
was never more than partial, and the residuum ever
consisted in the main of musical instruments.
Every man has his own superstitions, and for some
reason Mr. Hucks who had not a note of
music in his soul deemed it unlucky to
part with musical instruments, which was the more embarrassing
because his most transitory tenants happened to be
folk who practised music on the public for a livelihood German
bandsmen, for instance, not so well versed in English
law as to be aware that implements of a man’s
trade stand exempt from seizure in execution.
Indeed, the bulk of the exhibits in Mr. Hucks’s
museum could legally have been recovered from him
under writ of replevy. But there they were, and
in the midst of them to-night their collector sat
and worked at his ledger by the light of a hurricane
lamp.
A knock at the door disturbed his calculations.
“Come in!” he called, and Dr. Glasson
entered.
“Eh? Good evenin’,” said Mr.
Hucks, but without heartiness.
He disliked parsons. He looked
upon all men as rogues more or less, but held that
ministers of religion claimed an unfair advantage on
the handicap. In particular this Dr. Glasson
rubbed him, as he put it, the wrong way.
“Good evening,” said Dr.
Glasson. “You will excuse my calling at
this late hour.”
“Cert’nly. Come
to pay for the coals? Fifteen tons best Newcastle
at eighteen shillin’ makes thirteen ten, and
six pounds owin’ on the last account total
nineteen ten. Shall I make out the receipt?”
“You don’t seriously expect
me, Mr. Hucks, to pay for your coals on the same day
you deliver them ”
“No,” Mr. Hucks agreed,
“I didn’ expect it; but I looked
for ye to pay up the last account before I sent any
more on credit. I’ve told Simmonds he
was a fool to take your order, and he’ll get
the sack if it happens again. Fifteen tons,
too! But Simmonds has a weak sort of respect
for parsons. Sings in the choir somewhere.
Well, if you ain’t come to pay, you’ve
come for something; to explain, may be, why you go
sneakin’ around my foreman ‘stead of dealin’
with me straight an’ gettin’ ‘no’
for an answer.”
“Your manner is offensive, Mr.
Hucks, but for the moment I must overlook it.
The fact is, I want information, if you can give it,
on an urgent matter. One of my charges is missing.”
“Charges?” repeated Mr.
Hucks. “Eh? Lost one of your orphans?
Well, I haven’t found him or her,
if it’s a girl. Why don’t you go
to the police?”
“It is a boy. Naturally
I hesitate to apply to the police if the poor child
can be recovered without their assistance. Publicity
in these matters, as no doubt you can understand ”
Mr. Hucks nodded.
“I understand fast enough.”
“The newspapers exaggerate .
. . and then the public even the charitable
public take up some groundless suspicion ”
“Puts two and two together,”
agreed Mr. Hucks, still nodding, “and then the
fat’s in the fire. No, I wouldn’
have the police poke a nose into the ’Oly Innocents not
if I was you. But how do I come into this
business?”
“In this way. One of your
employees was delivering coal to-day at the Orphanage ”
“Fifteen ton.”
“ and I have some
reason to believe that the child escaped by way of
the coal-cellar. I am not suggesting that he
was helped.”
“Aren’t you? Well,
I’m glad to hear you say it, for it did look
like you was drivin’ at something o’ the
sort. I don’t collect orphans, for my
part,” said Mr. Hucks with a glance around.
“What I meant to say was that
your man whoever he was might
be able to give some information.”
“He might,” conceded Mr.
Hucks guardedly, “and he mightn’t; and
then again he might be more able than willin’.”
“Must I remind you, Mr. Hucks,
that a person who abets or connives at the sort of
thing we are discussing is likely to find himself in
trouble? or that even a refusal of information may
be awkwardly construed?”
“Now see here, Glasson” Mr.
Hucks filled his pipe, and having lit it, leaned both
elbows on the table and stared across at his visitor
“don’t you ride the high horse with me.
A moment ago you weren’t suggestin’ anything,
and you’d best stick to that. As for my
man whoever he was you can’t
charge him with stealin’ one o’ your blessed
orphans until you lay hold on the orphan he stole and
produce him in court. That’s Habeas
Corpus, or else ’tis Magna Charter I
forget which. What’s more, you’d
never face a court, an’ you know it.”
He cast a curious glance at the Doctor’s face,
and added, “Sit down.”
“I beg your pardon?”
“Sit down. No, not there.”
But the warning came too late. “Not hurt
yourself, I hope?” he asked, as the Doctor rubbed
that part of himself which had come into collision
with the sharp edge of a concertina. “Clear
away that coil of hose and take a seat on the packing-case
yonder. That’s right; and now let’s
talk.” He puffed for a moment and appeared
to muse. “Seems to me, Glasson, you’re
in the devil of a hurry to catch this child.”
“My anxiety is natural, I should hope.”
“No it ain’t,” said Mr. Hucks with
brutal candour.
“And that’s what’s
the matter with it. What’s more, you come
to me. Now,” with continued candour, “I
ain’t what you might call a model Christian;
but likewise you don’t reckon me the sort that
would help you pick up orphans just for the fun of
handin’ ’em over to you to starve.
So I conclude,” Mr. Hucks wound up, “there’s
money in this somewhere.”
Doctor Glasson did not answer for
a few seconds. He seemed to be considering.
His eyes blinked, and the folds of his lean throat
worked as if he swallowed down something.
“I will be frank with you, Mr.
Hucks,” he said at length. “There
may or may not be, as you put it, money in this.
I have kept this child for close upon eight years,
and during the last two the Orphanage has not received
one penny of payment. He was brought to us at
the age of two by a seafaring man, who declared positively
that the child was not his, that he was legitimate,
and that he had relatives in good position. The
man would not tell me their names, but gave me his
own and his address a coast-guard station
on the East coast. You will pardon my keeping
these back until I know that you will help me.”
“Go on.”
“Sufficiently good terms were
offered, and for six years my charges were regularly
met without question. Then payment ceased.
My demands for an explanation came back through the
Dead Letter Office, and when I followed them up by
a journey to the address given, it was to learn that
my man a chief boatman in the coast-guard
service had died three months before, leaving
no effects beyond a pound or two and the contents
of his sea-chest no will and,
so far as could be traced, no kith or kin. So
far, Mr. Hucks, the business does not look promising.”
“All right, Glasson. You
keep a child for two years on charity, and then get
into a sweat on losing him. I trust your scent,
and am not disheartened yet.”
“The boy has considerable natural refinement.”
“You didn’t keep him for that?”
“It has often suggested to me
that his parentage was out of the ordinary that
he probably has relatives at least er well-to-do.
But the main point is that he did not escape to-day
of his own accord. He was kidnapped, and in circumstances
that convince me there has been a deliberate plot.
To my mind it is incredible that these children,
without collusion ” But here Doctor
Glasson pulled himself up and sat blinking.
“Eh? Was there more than one?” queried
Mr. Hucks, sharp as a knife.
“There was a small girl, not
one of my charges. She called on me shortly
after midday with a story that an aunt of hers, who
may or may not exist, but whom she pretended to anticipate,
took an interest in this child. While she waited
for this aunt’s arrival, the er matron,
Mrs. Huggins, incautiously allowed her access to the
kitchen garden, where without my knowledge
and against my rules the boy happened to
be working. The pair of them have disappeared;
and, further, I have convinced myself that their exit
was made by way of the coal-shaft.”
“A small girl, you say? What age?”
“About ten, as nearly as I can
guess. A slip of a child, very poorly dressed,
and walking with a decided limp.”
“I follow you this far,”
said Mr. Hucks, ruminating. “ Allowin’
there’s a plot, if ‘tis worth folks’
while to get hold o’ the child, ’tis worth
your while to get him back from ’em. But
are you sure there’s a plot? There it
don’t seem to me you’ve made out your case.”
Mr. Hucks said it thoughtfully, but
his mind was not working with his speech. The
coals, as he knew though he did not propose
to tell the Doctor, at any rate just yet had
been delivered by Sam Bossom. Of complicity in
any such plot as this Sam was by nature incapable.
On the other hand, Sam was just the fellow to help
a couple of children out of mere kindness of heart.
Mr. Hucks decided to have a talk with Sam before
committing himself. He suspected, of course nay,
was certain that Glasson had kept back
something important.
Thus his meditations were running
when the Doctor’s reply switched the current
in a new direction.
“You have not heard the whole
of it. As it happens, the man in charge of the
coal-boat was not, as I should judge, one of your regular
employees certainly not an ordinary bargeman but
a person whose speech betrayed him as comparatively
well educated.”
“Eh?” Mr. Hucks sat upright and stared.
“I am not suggesting ”
“No, damme you ’d better not!”
breathed Mr. Hucks.
“Very possibly he had bribed
your man with the price of a pot of beer. At
all events, there he was, and in charge of the boat.”
“You saw him? Spoke to him?”
“To be accurate, he spoke to
me down the coal-shaft, as I was examining
it. I judged him to be simulating drunkenness.
But his voice was a cultivated one I should
recognise it anywhere; and Mrs. Huggins, who saw
and spoke with him, describes him as a long-faced man,
of gentlemanly bearing, with a furred collar.”
“Good Lord! Mortimer!” ejaculated
Mr. Hucks, but inwardly.
“I need hardly point out to you that a bargee
in a furred collar ”
“No, you needn’t.”
Mr. Hucks rose from his chair. “See here,
Glasson, you’ve come with a notion that I’m
mixed up in this. Well, as it happens, you’re
wrong. I don’t ask you to take my word I
don’t care a d n whether you believe
me or not only you’re wrong.
What’s more, I’ll give no promise to
help not to-night, anyway. But I’m
goin’ to look into this, and to-morrow I’ll
tell you if we play the hand together. To-morrow
at nine-thirty, if that suits? If not, you can
go and get the police to help.”
“Time may be precious,” hesitated Glasson.
“Mine is, anyway,” Mr.
Hucks retorted. “Let me see you out.
No, it’s no trouble. I’m goin’
to look into this affair right away.”
He handed the Doctor his lantern,
opened the door for him, and walked with him three
parts of the way across the yard. As they passed
the caravan door his quick ear noted a strange sound
within. It resembled the muffled yap of a dog.
But Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer did not keep a dog.
He halted. “There’s
the gate. Good night,” he said, and stood
watching while Glasson passed out. Then, swinging
on his heel, he strode back to the caravan.
“Mortimer!” he challenged,
mounting to the third step and knocking.
“Ha! Who calls?”
answered the deep voice of Mr. Mortimer after two
seconds’ interval.
“Hucks. And I want a word with you.”
The door opened a little way . . .
and with that someone within the van uttered a cry,
as a dark object sprang out over the flap, hurtled
past Mr. Hucks, and hurled itself across the court
towards the gate.
“’Dolph! ’Dolph!”
called an agonised voice a child’s
voice.
“The dog’s daft!” chimed in Mr.
Mortimer.
“’E’ll kill ’im!”
As Mr. Hucks recovered his balance
and stared in at the caravan doorway, now wide open,
from the darkness beyond the gate came a cry and a
fierce guttural bark the two blent together.
Silence followed. Then on the silence there
broke the sound of a heavy splash.