“Gin a body meet a body.” BURNS.
“But what’s ’appened?”
demanded Tilda, recovering herself a little.
“And ow? And oh! what’s become of
the boy, Arthur Miles?”
“There is a boy, somewhere
at the back of me,” the Fat Lady answered; “and
a dog too. You can talk to them across me; but
I couldn’t move, not if I was crushin’
them ever so.”
Tilda called softly to the prisoners,
and to her relief Arthur Miles answered out of the
darkness, assuring her, albeit in a muffled voice,
that they were both safe.
“But what’s the meanin’ of
it?” Tilda demanded again.
“The igsplosion’s the meanin’ of
it.”
“But there ain’t been
no explosh’n. And anyway,” said Tilda,
“you ain’t tellin’ me you been blown
’ere?”
“Igsplosion or no igsplosion,”
replied the Fat Lady incontestably, “’ere
I h’am.”
“Sure yer can’t move?” Tilda
coaxed.
At this the Fat Lady showed some irritation.
“I ought to know what I’m
capable of by this time. . . . If you could run
along and fetch somebody with a tackle and pulley now ”
“I got a friend comin’
presently. ’E’s quite a ’andy
young feller, an’ tender-’earted:
’e won’t leave yer like this, no fear.
. . . But, o’ course, it’ll be a
shock to ’im, ‘appenin’ in upon us
an’ findin’ well, so much
more’n ‘e expected. I’m
thinkin’ ’ow to break it to ’im
gently, ’ere in the dark.” Tilda
considered for a while. “It might ’elp
if I knew yer name. ‘Twouldn’ be
fair would it? to start off
that we’d got a surprise for ‘im, an’
would ’e guess?”
“He’ll find out, fast
enough, when he strikes a light,” said the Fat
Lady between resigned despair and professional pride.
“But my name’s Mrs. Lobb, when you introjuice
him.”
“Widow?”
“I don’t know why you should suppose it.”
“No,” said Tilda after
musing a moment; “there ain’t no real reason,
o’ course. On’y I thought An’
you not mentionin’ a nusband, under the circumstances.”
To her astonishment, Mrs. Lobb gave way and shook
with mountainous sobs.
“I’m a maiden lady,”
she confessed, “and I’ll conceal it no
longer, when, God knows, I may be lyin’ here
punished for my vanity. . . . But ’twasn’t
all vanity, neither: it sounded more comfortable.
If it had been vanity, I’d ha’ chosen
Montmorency or St. Clair not Lobb.
Wouldn’t I now? . . . Of course, you won’t
understand, at your age; but there’s a sort
of sheltered feelin’. An’
I’m a bundle of nerves. You should see
me,” wound up Mrs. Lobb enigmatically, “with
a mouse.”
But at this moment Tilda whispered
“’Ush!” Someone was stealthily
lifting the vallance. “Is that you, Sam?”
she challenged.
“Aye, aye, missie. All safe?”
“And snug. . . .
Can yer risk striking a match? Fact is, we got
a lady friend ‘ere, an’ she wants yer
’elp badly.”
Sam struck a sulphur match.
“Good Lord!” he breathed,
staring across the blue flame, and still as he stared
his eyes grew larger and rounder.
“’Er name’s Lobb,”
explained Tilda. “I oughter a-told yer.”
“’Ow did it ’appen?” asked
Sam in an awed voice.
“Igsplosion,” said the Fat Lady.
“Is is there goin’ to
be one?”
The match burned low in Sam’s
trembling fingers, and he dropped it with an exclamation
of pain.
“There was one,”
said the Fat Lady. “At Gavel’s roundabouts.
Leastways, the folks came chargin’ into my tent,
which is next door, cryin’ out that the boiler
was blowin’ up. I travel with Gavel, sir as
his Fat Lady ”
“Oh!” Sam drew a long breath.
“Which, when I heard it, sir,
and the outcries, I burst out through the back of
the tent bein’ a timorous woman and
ran for shelter. My fright, sir, I’ll leave
you to imagine. And then, as I crawled under
the boards here, a dog flew at me and bein’
taken unawares on all fours, too I
rolled over with my legs twisted and here
I am stuck. There’s one joist pinnin’
my left shoulder, and my leg’s jammed under
another; and stir I cannot.”
Sam lit another match.
“I was fearin’ ”
he began, but broke off. “If you could
manage, ma’am, to draw up your knee an inch
or so or if you wouldn’ mind my takin’
a pull ”
“Not at all,” said Mrs.
Lobb. “I’m used to bein’ pinched.”
Sam gripped the knee-pan firmly, and hauled.
“O-ow!” cried Mrs. Lobb.
But the wrench had set her free to uncross her legs,
and she did so, murmuring her gratitude.
There had been (Sam now explained)
a false alarm. In the midst of the merry-making,
and while the roundabouts were crowded and going at
full speed, the boy in charge of the engine had taken
occasion to announce to the lady at the pay-table
that his pressure was a hundred-and-forty-seven, and
what had taken the safety valve he couldn’t
think. Whereupon the lady at the pay-table had
started up, scattering her coins, and shrieked; and
this had started the stampede. “Which,”
added Sam in a whisper to Tilda, “was lucky for
us in a way; becos Glasson, after tacklin’
Mortimer be’ind the scenes an’ threatenin’
to have his blood in a bottle, had started off with
Gavel to fetch the perlice. An’ the question
is if they won’t be watchin’ the gates
by this time.”
“In my young days,”
announced the Fat Lady, with disconcerting suddenness,
“it was thought rude to whisper.”
Tilda took a swift resolution.
“The truth is, ma’am,
we’re in trouble, an’ ‘idin’
‘ere. I wouldn’ dare to tell yer,
on’y they say that people o’ your I
mean, in your ”
“Profession,” suggested the Fat Lady.
“ Are kind-’earted
by nature. I belongs, ma’am leastways,
I did, to Maggs’s Circus if
you know it ”
“I’ve heard Maggs’s
troupe very well spoken of. But, as you’ll
understand, I do very little visitin’.”
“I was ’appy enough with
Maggs’s, ma’am. But first of all
a pony laid me up with a kick, an’ then I stole
Arthur Miles ’ere out of the ’Oly Innercents ”
Tilda broke down for a moment, recovered
herself, and with sobs told her story.
For a while, after she had ended it,
the Fat Lady kept silence. Sam, breathing hard,
still doubtful of the child’s bold policy, feared
what this silence might portend.
“Give me your hand, young man,”
said the Fat Lady at length.
Sam reached out in the darkness, and
grasped hers fervently.
“I didn’t ask you to shake
it. I want to be helped out to the fresh air,
and then these children’ll march straight home
with me to my caravan.”
“But,” stammered Sam,
not yet clear that he had found an ally, “ but
that’s leadin’ ’em straight into
Gavel’s arms!”
“Young man,” replied the
lady austerely, “it leads into no man’s
arms.” But a moment later she dropped her
voice, and added with a touch of pathos, “I’m
the loneliest woman in the world, outside of show hours;
and if you thought a little you might know it.”
“I see,” said Sam contritely.
“And, what’s more, inside
my own caravan I’ve my wits about me. Outside
and among folks well, maybe you’ve
seen an owl in the daylight with the small birds mobbin’
him. . . . Now about yourself and the Mortimers from
this child’s story there’s no evidence
yet to connect her or the boy with either of you.
The man Hucks knows, and that carrier fellow at the
wharf saw them for a minute, with Mortimer standin’
by. But that’s no evidence for the police;
and, anyway, this Glasson can’t touch you until
he gets hold of the children. If you’ll
leave it to me, he shan’t do that for twenty-four
hours. And now isn’t it time
you were packing up your show? You’ll be
gettin’ back to the boat to-night, I suppose?
What about the Mortimers?” Sam explained that
he would be driving back with the tent, and intended
to sleep on board. The Mortimers would repose
themselves at a small public-house, “The Vine
Leaf.” In the morning they would join forces
again and proceed to Stratford. Address there:
“The Red Cow.”
He delivered this explanation jerkily,
in the intervals of lugging the lady forth from her
durance. Tilda, scrambling forth ahead of her,
noted with inexpressible relief that the aspect of
the field was entirely changed. The crowd had
melted away, the flares of the roundabout were extinguished,
and a faint glow of lamplight through canvas told
where the Mortimer’s tent, far to the left, awaited
dismemberment. Five or six lanterns dotted the
lower slopes, where the smaller shows the
Aunt Sally, the coconut shies and the swing-boats
were being hastily packed. Overhead, in a clean
heaven, rode the stars, and by their glimmer the children
saw their new protectress draw herself up in all her
Amazonian amplitude. She wore a low bodice of
pink, with spangles, and a spangled skirt descended
to her knees. Beneath them her columnar calves
were bare as an infant’s. She extended
an arm, and pointed towards her caravan.
“Bear around to the right,”
she commanded. “Keep a look-out on me when
I get to the van, and creep up as quietly as you can
when I reach the step and bend to pull up my socks.
Good night, young man one good turn deserves
another: and now be off, you two . . . Yes,
you may bring the dog. Only I hope he doesn’t
suffer from fleas, for a flea with me is a serious
matter.”
They ran around, gained the steps
in safety, and were admitted to the Fat Lady’s
virgin bower. It lay in darkness, and enjoining
them to stand still and keep silence, she drew the
blinds discreetly before lighting her lamp.
She did this (Tilda noted) with extreme deftness,
reaching out a hand to a dark shelf and picking up
the match-box as accurately as though she saw it.
At once, too, Tilda noted that in the lamp’s
rays the whole interior of the caravan shone like a
new pin. A stove stood at the end facing the
doorway, and beside the stove a closed washstand of
polished teak. A dressing-table, a wardrobe,
and a dresser-sideboard fitted with lockers occupied
one side; along the other ran a couch with a padded
back, which, let down, became a mattress and converted
the couch into a bed. All the lockers gleamed
with brasswork; all the draperies were of muslin or
dimity, immaculately white; and looking-glass panelled
the doors of every cupboard. These many mirrors
caused the interior to appear even fuller of the Fat
Lady than it actually was. They reflected her
from every angle, and multiplied her into a crowd.
“Dear me!” she said, glancing
around on these reflections, “I’ll have
to turn you out again while I undress. But that
won’t take long, and you’ll be safe enough
beneath the van.”
So after providing them with a hunk
of cake apiece from one of the sideboard lockers,
and peeping forth to make sure the coast was clear,
she dismissed them with instructions to creep into
the darkness under the steps, and there lie quiet
until she summoned them.
Ten minutes later she leaned forth
again and called “Coo-ee!” very softly,
and they returned to find her in the white bed, recumbent
in a coquettish nightgown. She had folded and
stowed her day garments away Tilda could
not imagine where and a mattress and rugs
lay on the floor, ready spread for the children.
Nor was this all. On the sideboard stood a
plateful of biscuits, and on the stove a spirit-lamp,
with a kettle already beginning to sing, and a teapot
and three cups and saucers.
With a turn of the hand, scarcely
stirring from her recumbent posture, the Fat Lady
closed the door and shot its small brass bolt.
Then with a quick series of movements, reaching forward
as soon as the kettle boiled, she filled the teapot,
emptied the rest of the boiling water into the flashing
nickel basin of the washstand, set down the kettle,
turned and shut a cold-water tap, and invited the children
to wash before supping.
The aroma of the tea real
China tea it was and the fragrance of scented
soap genuine Old Brown Windsor went
straight through their senses to the children’s
hearts. In all their lives they had known no
experience so delicious.
Mrs. Lobb noted with approval that
the boy drew aside and yielded Tilda the first turn
at the basin. When his came she watched him,
and by and by observed, “He washes like a gentleman,
too.”
“Not,” she explained as
the children drank their tea “not
that I have ever seen a gentleman wash. But
women know what’s dainty.” Here she
fell into a muse. “I’ve often pictered
Mr. Lobb washing. These little things make so
much difference.” She sighed. “Well
now, if you’ve finished your supper, we’ll
say our prayers and get to sleep.”
“Prayers?” queried Tilda.
As a rule, when anything happened
outside her experience she sat quiet and let it happen,
reserving criticism. But, chancing to look up,
she had seen the boy wince at the word.
Mrs. Lobb, less observant, had taken
down a Bible from the shelf above her. She opened
it and read
’And they departed from
Kibroth-hattaavah, and encamped at
Hazeroth. And they departed
from Hazeroth, and pitched in Rithmah.
And they departed from Rithmah,
and pitched at Rimmoth-parez ’
“It don’t always apply,”
she explained, breaking off, “but takin’
it straight through, you’d be surprised how
often it sends you to sleep with a bit of comfort.”
She read half a dozen verses, closed
the book, and recited the Lord’s Prayer
“’ . . . For Thine
is the kingdom, the power, and the glory, for ever
and ever. Amen.’ Now we’ll
go to sleep, and don’t be frightened when they
harness up in an hour or two. We’ll be
in Stratford before daybreak. Good night, my
dears you may reach up and give me a kiss
apiece if you ’re so minded; and I hope to goodness
you don’t snore!”
When they awoke, sure enough Mrs.
Lobb announced that they had reached Stratford.
In their dreams they had felt the van moving; but
now it had come to a standstill, and, peeping forth,
they saw that it stood in a broad green meadow and
but a little way from a river. There were swans
on the river, paddling about or slowly drifting in
the pale light; and across the river they saw many
clustered roofs, with a church spire to the left set
among noble elms.
“That’s where Shakespeare’s
buried,” said the Fat Lady; “and the great
brick building yonder to the right, between
us and the bridge that’s the Memorial
Theatre where they act his plays. There’s
his statue, too, beside the water, and back in the
town they keep the house he was born in. You
can’t get away from Shakespeare here. If
you buy a bottle of beer, he’s on the label;
and if you want a tobacco-jar, they’ll sell
you his head and shoulders in china, with the bald
top fitted for a cover. It’s a queer place,
is Stratford.”
The boy gazed. To him it was
a marvellous place; and somewhere it held his secret the
secret of the Island.
“Talkin’ of beer,”
said Tilda, “we mustn’ forget Sam Bossom.
At the ‘Red Cow,’ he said.”
“But that won’t be till
evening,” the Fat Lady warned her. “And
meantime what am I to do with you. You can’t
hide here all day: for one reason, I got to get
up and dress. And it may be dangerous in the
town for you before nightfall. Luckily, Gavel
don’t know either one of you by sight; but there’s
the chance of this Glasson havin’ come along
with him. For all I know, Gavel may have given
him a shake-down, and Gavel’s is the next van
but one.”
The children implored her to let them
forth before the rest of the show-people awoke.
They would fend for themselves, Tilda engaged, and
remain in hiding all day along the river-bank below
the town. Really, when the Fat Lady thought it
over, this appeared the only feasible plan.
But first she insisted on cooking them a breakfast
of fried sausages and boiled eggs, which she managed
to do without stirring from her couch, directing Tilda
how to light the stove, and where to find the utensils
and the provender; and next she packed a basket for
them with a loaf of bread and some slices of cold ham.
Thus furnished, they bade her good-bye
for the day, left the dubious ’Dolph in her
charge, and tip-toeing past the rear of the caravan
where slept the dreaded Gavel, gained the meadow’s
end, passed a weed-grown ruinated lock below the churchyard,
and struck into a footpath that led down-stream between
the river and a pretty hanging copse. Below this
a high road crossed the river. Following it,
they passed over a small tributary stream that wound
between lines of pollard willows, and so headed off
to their right and regained the Avon’s bank.
The boy led. It seemed that
the westward-running stream called to him, and that
his feet trod to the tune of it. Tilda remembered
this later. He was always a silent boy, and he
gave no explanation; but she saw that the running
water woke a new excitement in him. So long as
they had followed the stagnant canal he had been curious,
alert, inquisitive of every bend and bush. It
was as if he had understood water by instinct, and
yet the water had hitherto baffled and disappointed
him. Now it ran, and he ran too. She had
much ado to keep pace with him. By and by she
halted by a clump of willows and seated herself, announcing
hypocritically that she was tired.
He heard, and came back contritely.
“I forgot,” he said. “What
has become of your crutch?”
“I left it be’ind yesterday,
in the boat. There wasn’ no time to go
back for it.”
“I am very sorry.”
Tilda’s conscience smote her.
“There ain’t no reason
to fret about me,” she said reassuringly.
“But what’s taken you? There’s
no catchin’ up with the water, however fast
you run.”
“It leads down to the Island.
It must,” he announced, conning the
stream.
“Think so?”
She too conned it, but could read
nothing of his faith in the wimpled surface.
“Sure.”
The light in his eyes impressed if it did not convince
her.
“Well, maybe we’ll ’ave a try
to-morrow,” she conceded after a while.
“But business is business. We must get
back to Stratford an’ consult
Sam Bossom. And then there’s a letter
to be written to ’Ucks.
I promised ’im, you know.”
They shared their meal by the river
bank; and when it was eaten, sat for a time on the
scooped-out brink while Avon ran at their feet Arthur
Miles searching again in the thumbed pages of The
Tempest for a hint that might perchance have escaped
him; Tilda as sedulously intent on a page of a ladies’
newspaper in which the bread had been wrapped.
It informed her, under the heading
of Answers to Correspondents by “Smart Set,"
of an excellent home for Anglo-Indian children (gravel
soil), of a new way to clean Brussels lace, of the
number of gowns required in these days for a week-end
visit, of a scale of tips for gamekeepers. It
directed her to a manicure, and instructed her how
to build a pergola for an Italian garden, supposing
that she lived in Suffolk and could spare half an
acre facing east. She drank in all this information
with an impartial appetite.
“What a favourite it is still,
the mushroom ’at!” she spelled out slowly.
“W’y the other day, at Messrs. Freebody
and Williams’s in Regent Street, there it confronted
me again in a whole bevy of new model shapes.
The medium, in brown Ottoman silk, fronted with wings
of fine brown or blue lustre, is quite ridiculously
cheap at 27d. And a large hat in black satin,
swathed with black chiffon in which lurks just a touch
of real ermine, asks you no more than 35d.
Truly age cannot wither nor custom stale the infinite
variety of the mushroom.’”
“What nonsense are you reading?” the boy
demanded.
“Nonsense?” echoed Tilda.
“What’s nonsense? It’s it’s
’eavingly and anyway it ain’t
no farther off than your Island.”
They resumed their way, slightly huffed
one with another; passed a group of willows; and came
to a halt, surprised and irresolute.
In the centre of a small sunny clearing
they beheld a tent, with the litter of a camp equipage
scattered on the turf about it; and between the tent
and the river, where shone the flank of a bass-wood
canoe moored between the alders, an artist had set
up his easel. He was a young man, tall and gaunt,
and stood back a little way from his canvas with paint-brush
held at a slope, while across it he studied the subject
of his picture a grey bridge and the butt-end
of a grey building, with a sign-board overtopping
the autumnal willows.
For a few seconds the children observed
him in silence. But some sound must have warned
him; for by and by he turned a quick, eager face, and
caught sight of them.
“Ah!” he exclaimed, scanning
them rapidly up and down. “The very thing! that
is to say” after a second and more
prolonged scrutiny “the boy.
He just fills the bill. ’Youthful Shakespeare
Mews his Mighty Youth. The scene: Binton
Bridges, beside Avon.’”
“Binton Bridges?” echoed
Tilda, and walked forward to scan the sign-board.
“I must put that down,”
said the artist, drawing out a notebook and pencil.
“Ignorance of Juvenile Population in respect
of Immediate Surroundings. Implied Reproach
against Britain’s Primary Schools.”
But by this time the girl was standing
under the sign-board and staring up at it. Four
figures were depicted thereon in gay colours a
king, a priest, a soldier, and a John Bull farmer.
Around them ran this legend
“RULE ALL,
PRAY ALL,
FIGHT ALL,
PAY ALL.”
“Do you ’appen to know,
sir,” she asked, coming back, “if there’s
a young woman employed ’ere?”
“There is,” answered the
artist. “I happen to know, because she
won’t let me paint her, although I offered ten
dollars.”
“That’s a good sign,” said Tilda.
“Oh, is it now?” he queried,
staring after her as she marched boldly towards the
house and was lost to sight between the willow-stems.