“Down below the Weir Brake
Journeys end in lovers’ meeting:
You and I our way must take,
You and I our way will wend
Farther on, my only friend
Farther on, my more than friend
My sweet sweeting.” COUNTRY SONG.
In a private apartment of the Red
Cow Public-house Sam Bossom sat doggedly pulling at
a short pipe while Mr. Mortimer harangued him.
On the table stood a cheap, ill-smelling
oil-lamp between two mugs of beer. Sam had drawn
his chair close, and from time to time reached out
a hand for his mug, stared into its depths as though
for advice, and gloomily replaced it. For the
rest, he sat leaning a little forward on his crossed
arms, with set, square chin, and eyes fixed on a knot
in the deal table top.
Mr. Mortimer stood erect, in a declamatory
attitude, with his back to the exiguous fire.
In the pauses of his delivery, failing to draw response
from Sam, he glanced down at his wife for approval.
But she too, seated on a low stool, made pretence
to be absorbed in her knitting; and her upward look,
when her lord compelled it, expressed deep sympathy
rather than assent.
“Consequently,” perorated
Mr. Mortimer, “I conceive my personal obligations
to Mr. Hucks to be satisfied; practically satisfied,
even in law; as keen men of business, and allowing
for contingencies, satisfied abundantly. To
liquidate the seven pounds fifteen and six owing to
your master you have, on your own admission, six-seven-nine
in hand. We my Arabella and I are
offered a fortnight here at forty-four shillings per
week between us. Not princely, I own. But
suffer me to remind you that it realises the dream,
as perchance it affords the opportunity, of a lifetime.
She will be Ophelia. She, the embodiment (I
dare to say it) of Shakespeare’s visionary heroine,
will realise his conception here, on this classic
ground. And if, at short notice, I must content
myself with doubling the parts of Guildenstern and
First Gravedigger, believe me I do so cheerfully,
pending fuller er recognition.”
“My Stanislas demeans himself
by accepting them,” said Mrs. Mortimer, still
with her eyes on her knitting.
“I should hope so, my poppet.
Still, there is Fat in the First Gravedigger; and
as our Gallic neighbours put it, everything comes to
him who knows how to wait.”
“All very well,” observed
Sam, withdrawing the pipe from his mouth. “But
’ow about the children? I put it to you,
ma’am.”
“Ah, poor things!” sighed
Mrs. Mortimer, and hesitated. She was about
to say more, when her husband interrupted
“I trust I sincerely
trust that my failings, such as they are,
have ever leaned to the side of altruism. Throughout
life I have been apt to injure myself in befriending
others; and you see “ Mr. Mortimer
flourished a hand “where it has landed
me. We have convoyed these children to Stratford,
to use the language of commerce, as per contract.
To ask me to ask Mrs. Mortimer to
dance attendance upon them indefinitely, at the sacrifice
of these golden prospects ”
But at this point someone tapped at the door.
“Come in!” called Sam,
swinging around in his chair, and with that, jumping
to his feet, let out a cheerful “hooray!”
“Same to you,” said Tilda,
nodding, as she admitted Arthur Miles and closed the
door behind him. “Anything to eat in this
public?”
“I’ll order in supper at once,”
said Sam.
“No you won’t; not for
five minutes any’ow. Well, ’ere we
are and ’ow ‘ave you three
been gettin’ along since I saw yer last?”
“Oh, we’re all
right; but all the better for seein’ you.
That’s understood.”
“W’ich I looks towards
yer, and I likewise bows,” said Tilda graciously.
“But what’s the matter?” she asked,
glancing from one to the other. “A stranger
might say as you wasn’ the best o’ friends.”
“Nothin’,” answered
Sam after a slight pause. “Bit of a argymint
that’s all.”
“Wot about?”
“’Tisn worth mentionin’.”
Sam glanced at the other two. “The theayter
’ere’s offered Mr. and Mrs. Mortimer an
engagement.”
“Well?”
“We was discussin’ whether they ought
to take it.”
“W’y not?”
“Well, you see Glasson bein’
about ”
“After them too, is ‘e?
Don’t mean ter say they’ve been
an’ lost their fathers an’ mothers?
No? Then I don’t see.”
“Them ‘avin’ contracted to look
after you ”
He paused here, as Tilda, fixing him
with a compassionate stare, began to shake her head
slowly.
“You don’t deserve it you
reelly don’t,” she said, more in sorrow
than in anger; then with a sharp change of tone, “And
you three ’ave been allowin’, I s’pose,
that our best chance to escape notice is travellin’
around with a fur coat an’ a sixty-foot Theayter
Royal? . . . W’y, wot was it put Glasson
on our tracks? . . . Oh, I’m not blamin’
yer! Some folks most folks, I’m
comin’ to think just can’t ’elp
theirselves. But it’s saddenin’.”
“0’ course,” suggested
Sam, “I might take on the job single-’anded.
My orders don’t go beyond this place; but the
beer’ll wait, and ’Ucks per’aps
won’t mind my takin’ a ’oliday not
if I explain.”
Tilda regarded him for a while before
answering. When at length she spoke, it was
with a fine, if weary, patience “Got
pen-an’-ink, any of yer?”
Mrs. Mortimer arose, stepped to a
bundle of shawls lying in a Windsor chair, unwrapped
a portable writing-case which appeared to be the kernel
of the bundle, and laid it on the table all
this with extreme docility.
“I’ll trouble you to do
the writin’,” said Tilda, laying a sheet
of paper before Sam after she had chosen a pen and
unsnapped the ink-case.
“Why not Mortimer?” he protested feebly.
“I wouldn’ make Arguin’ a ’abit,
if I was you.”
Sam collapsed and took the pen from
her, after eyeing the palms of his hands as though
he had a mind to spit on them.
“Now write,” she commanded, and began
to dictate slowly.
She had taken command of the room.
The Mortimers could only stand by and listen, as
helpless as Arthur Miles. She spoke deliberately,
patiently, indulging all Sam’s slowness of penmanship
“’DEAR Mr. ’UCKS, This
comes ‘opin’ to find you well as it leaves
us all at present. I promised to write in my
own ’and; but time is pressin’, as I am
goin’ to tell you. So you must please put
up with Mr. Bossom, and excuse mistakes. I will
sign this to let you know there is no fake.
We are at Stratford-on-Avon: w’ich for slow
goin’ must be a record: but all well and
’earty. Mr. M. ’as ’ad luck
with ‘is actin’ ’ ’Ow
much?”
“Six-seven-nine,” answered Sam as he caught
up with her.
“Clear?”
Sam nodded. “Barrin’,
o’ course, the bill for to-night’s board
an’ lodgin’.”
“’ Up to date
’e ’as paid S. Bossom over six pound, and
’as picked up with an engagement ’ere.
Dear sir, you will see there’s no risk, and
S. Bossom will stay ‘ere a week an’ collect
the balance.’”
“The Lord forbid!” Sam protested, laying
down his pen.
“I’d like to know oo’s
writin’ this letter you or me?”
She pointed to the paper. “Go on, please.
’Dear sir, a party as we will call W. B. ‘as
joined the company. W’ich is strange to
say ’”
“Who’s he?”
Sam looked up again, but Tilda’s finger still
pointed firmly.
“’W’ich ’e
too continues ’earty; but You-know-Oo is close
after ’im; and so, dear sir, ‘avin’
’eard of an Island called ’Olmness, we
are off there to-morrow, and will let you know further.
W’ich I remain yours respectfully ’
Now ‘and over the pen an’ let me sign.”
“’Olmness? Where’s ’Olmness?”
She took the pen from him and slowly
printed TILDA, in roman capitals; examined the
signature, made sure it was satisfactory, and at length
answered
“It’s a Island, somewhere
in the Bristol Channel, w’ich is in the Free
Library. We’ve just come from there.”
“An’ you reckon I got
nothin’ better to do than go gallivantin’
with you, lookin’ for islands in the Bristol
Channel?”
“ W’en I said,
on’y a minute back,” she answered with
composure, “that we were leavin’ you in
Stratford for a week.”
“Ho!” he commented scornfully.
“Leavin’ me, are you? You leavin’
me? . . . Well, if that ain’t good,
I declare!”
She looked at him as one disdaining argument.
“I’ll tell you all about
it termorrow. Let’s ’ave in
supper now; for we’re ‘ungry, Arthur Miles
an’ me, an’ the Fat Lady’ll be expectin’
us. Between two an’ three miles down the
river there’s a lock, near a place they call
Weston you know it, I reckon? Well,
meet us there termorrow say eight o’clock an’
we’ll ’ave a talk.”
“The child,” said Mr.
Mortimer, “has evidently something up her sleeve,
and my advice is that we humour her.”
Tilda eyed him.
“Yes, that’s right,”
she assented with unmoved countenance. “’Ave
in supper and ’umour me.”
The supper consisted of two dishes the
one of tripe-and-onions, the other of fried ham.
There were also potatoes and beer, and gin, Mr. Mortimer
being a sufferer from some complaint which made this
cordial, as Mrs. Mortimer assured them, “imperative.”
But to-night, “to celebrate the reunion,”
Mr. Mortimer chose to defy the advice of the many
doctors “specialists” Mrs. Mortimer
called them who had successively called
his a unique case; and after a tough battle his
wife demurring on hygienic, Sam on financial, grounds ordered
in a bottle of port, at the same time startling the
waitress with the demand that it must not be such
as that
“She set before chance-comers,
But such whose
father-grape grew fat
On Lusitanian summers.”
That the beverage fulfilled this condition
may be doubted. But it was certainly sweet and
potent, and for the children at any rate a couple of
glasses of it induced a haze upon the feast a
sort of golden fog through which Mr. Mortimer loomed
in a halo of diffusive hospitality. He used his
handkerchief for a table-napkin, and made great play
with it as they do in banquets on the stage.
He pronounced the tripe-and-onions
“fit for Lucullus,” whatever that might
mean. He commended the flouriness of the potatoes,
in the cooking of which he claimed to be something
of an amateur “being Irish, my dear
Smiles, on my mother’s side.” He
sipped the port and passed it for “sound, sir,
a wine of unmistakable body,” though for bouquet
not comparable with the contents of a famous bin once
the pride of his paternal cellars at Scaresby Hall,
Northamptonshire. He became reminiscential,
and spoke with a break in his voice of a certain
“Banquet hall deserted,
Whose lights were fled,
Whose garlands dead,
And all but he [Mr. Mortimer]
departed.”
Here he wiped his eyes with the handkerchief
that had hitherto done duty for napkin, and passed,
himself, with equal adaptability to a new rôle.
He would give them the toast of “Their Youthful
Guests.”
“They are, I understand, about
to leave us. It is not ours to gaze too closely
into the crystal of fate; nor, as I gather, do they
find it convenient to specify the precise conditions
of their departure. But of this” with
a fine roll of the voice, and a glance at Mrs. Mortimer ”
of this we may rest assured: that the qualities
which, within the span of our acquaintance, they have
developed, will carry them far; yet not so far that
they will forget their fellow-travellers whose privilege
it was to watch over them while they fledged their
wings; and perhaps not so far but they may hear, and
rejoice in, some echo of that fame which (if I read
the omens aright)” here again he glanced
at his wife “the public will be
unable much longer to withhold.”
Altogether, and in spite of his high-flown
language, Mr. Mortimer gave the children an impression
that he and his wife were honestly sorry to part with
them. And when the supper protracted
by his various arts to the semblance of a banquet
of many courses came at length to an end,
Mrs. Mortimer dropped a quite untheatrical tear as
she embraced them and bade them good-bye.
Sam Bossom walked with them to the
bridge and there took his leave, promising to meet
them faithfully on the morrow by Weston Lock.
“Though,” said he, “there
be scenes hereabouts that I finds painful, and I’m
doin’ a great deal to oblige you.”
“It’s a strange thing
to me,” said Tilda reflectively, gazing after
him until his tall figure was lost in the darkness
between the gas-lamps, “’ow all these
grown-ups get it fixed in their ’eads that they’re
doin’ the pertectin’. I reckon their
size confuses ’em.”
They found the Fat Lady sitting up
and awaiting them in some anxiety.
“It’s on account of the
dog,” she explained while ’Dolph devoured
them with caresses. “I managed to keep
him pretty quiet all day, but when the time came for
me to perform, and I had to leave him locked in the
van here, he started turnin’ it into a menagerie.
Gavel has sent around twice to say that if it’s
a case of ‘Love me, love my dog,’ him and
me’ll have to break contracts.”
“Leadin’ this sort o’ life don’t
suit ’im,” said Tilda.
“No,” Mrs. Lobb agreed;
“he’s drunk as a lord again, and his temper
something awful.”
Tilda stared.
“I meant the dog,” she explained.
So the children, looking forth and
judging the coast clear, took Godolphus for a scamper
across the dark meadow. They returned to find
their hostess disrobed and in bed, and again she had
the tea-equipage arrayed and the kettle singing over
the spirit-lamp.
“It’s healthful, no doubt all
this exercise,” she remarked with a somewhat
wistful look at their glowing faces; “but it’s
not for me,” she added. “There’s
another thing you’ve taught me. I’ve
often wondered, sittin’ alone here supposin’
as there had really been a Mr. Lobb how
I could have done with the children. Now, my
dears, it’s pleasant havin’ your company;
but there’s an anxiety about it that I find wearin’.
A week of it, and I’d be losin’ flesh.
And the moral is, if you’re an artist you must
make sacrifices.”
The Fat Lady sighed. She sighed
again and more heavily as, having extinguished the
lamp, she composed herself to sleep.
Early next morning they bade her farewell,
and departed with her blessing. Now Tilda the
match-maker had arranged in her mind a very pretty
scene of surprise and reconciliation. But, as
she afterwards observed, “there’s times
when you worrit along for days together, an’
no seemin’ good of it; an’ then one mornin’
you wakes up to find everything goin’ like clockwork,
an’ yerself standin’ by, an’ watchin’,
an’ feelin’ small.”
So it happened this morning as they
drew near to Weston. There in the morning light
they saw the broken lock with a weir beside it, and
over the weir a tumble of flashing water; an islet
or two, red with stalks of loosestrife; a swan bathing
in the channel between. And there, early as
they came, Sam Bossom stood already on the lock-bank;
but not awaiting them, and not alone. For at
a distance of six paces, perhaps, stood the girl of
the blue sun-bonnet, confronting him.
Tilda gasped.
“And I got ’er promise
to wait till I called ’er. It’s it’s
unwomanly!”
Sam turned and caught sight of them.
He made as though to leave the girl standing, and
came a pace towards them, but halted. There was
a great awe in his face.
“’Enery’s broke
it off!” he announced slowly, and his voice trembled.
“I could a-told yer that.”
Tilda’s manner was short, as she produced the
letter and handed it to him. “There go
to ’im,” she said in a gentler voice as
she slipped past the girl. “’E’s
good, as men go; and ’e’s suffered.”
She walked resolutely away down the path.
“But where are you going?”
asked Arthur Miles, running and catching up with her.
“Farther on, as usual,”
she snapped. “Can’t yer see they
don’t want us?”
“But why?”
“Because they’re love-makin’.”
He made no answer, and she glanced
at his face. Its innocent wonderment nettled
her the more, yet she had no notion why. She
walked on faster than ever. In the clearing
by the “Four Alls” they came on the young
American. He had packed up his camp furniture,
and was busy stowing it in the canoe.
“Hullo!” he greeted them.
“Can’t stay for another sitting, if that’s
what you’re after.”
With Tilda in her present mood the
boy felt a sudden helplessness. The world in
this half-hour for the first time since
his escape had grown unfriendly.
His friends were leaving him, averting their faces,
turning away to their own affairs. He stretched
out his hands.
“Won’t you take us with you?”
Mr. Jessup stared.
“Why, certainly,” he answered
after a moment. “Hand me the valise, there,
and nip on board. There’s plenty of room.”
He had turned to Tilda and was addressing
her. She obeyed, and handed the valise automatically.
Certainly, and without her help, the world was going
like clockwork this morning.