I come of a family that prides itself on its culture and intellectuality.  We have always been professional people, for my grandfather was, as I have said, a clergyman; and among my uncles are a lawyer, a physician and a professor.  My sisters, also, have intermarried with professional men.  I received a fairly good primary and secondary education, and graduated from my university with honors ­whatever that may have meant.  I was distinctly of a literary turn of mind; and during my four years of study I imbibed some slight information concerning the English classics, music, modern history and metaphysics.  I could talk quite wisely about Chaucer, Beaumont and Fletcher, Thomas Love Peacock and Ann Radcliffe, or Kant, Fichte and Schopenhauer.

I can see now that my smattering of culture was neither deep nor broad.  I acquired no definite knowledge of underlying principles, of general history, of economics, of languages, of mathematics, of physics or of chemistry.  To biology and its allies I paid scarcely any attention at all, except to take a few snap courses.  I really secured only a surface acquaintance with polite English literature, mostly very modern.  The main part of my time I spent reading Stevenson and Kipling.  I did well in English composition and I pronounced my words neatly and in a refined manner.  At the end of my course, when twenty-two years old, I was handed an imitation-parchment degree and proclaimed by the president of the college as belonging to the Brotherhood of Educated Men.

I did not.  I was an imitation educated man; but, though spurious, I was a sufficiently good counterfeit to pass current for what I had been declared to be.  Apart from a little Latin, a considerable training in writing the English language, and a great deal of miscellaneous reading of an extremely light variety, I really had no culture at all.  I could not speak an idiomatic sentence in French or German; I had the vaguest ideas about applied mechanics and science; and no thorough knowledge about anything; but I was supposed to be an educated man, and on this stock in trade I have done business ever since ­with, to be sure, the added capital of a degree of bachelor of laws.

Now since my graduation, twenty-eight years ago, I have given no time to the systematic study of any subject except law.  I have read no serious works dealing with either history, sociology, economics, art or philosophy.  I am supposed to know enough about these subjects already.  I have rarely read over again any of the masterpieces of English literature with which I had at least a bowing acquaintance when at college.  Even this last sentence I must qualify to the extent of admitting that I now see that this acquaintance was largely vicarious, and that I frequently read more criticism than literature.

It is characteristic of modern education that it is satisfied with the semblance and not the substance of learning.  I was taught about Shakspere, but not Shakspere.  I was instructed in the history of literature, but not in literature itself.  I knew the names of the works of numerous English authors and I knew what Taine and others thought about them, but I knew comparatively little of what was between the covers of the books themselves.  I was, I find, a student of letters by proxy.  As time went on I gradually forgot that I had not, in fact, actually perused these volumes; and to-day I am accustomed to refer familiarly to works I never have read at all ­not a difficult task in these days of handbook knowledge and literary varnish.

It is this patent superficiality that so bores me with the affected culture of modern social intercourse.  We all constantly attempt to discuss abstruse subjects in philosophy and art, and pretend to a familiarity with minor historical characters and events.  Now why try to talk about Bergson’s theories if you have not the most elementary knowledge of philosophy or metaphysics?  Or why attempt to analyze the success or failure of a modern post-impressionist painter when you are totally ignorant of the principles of perspective or of the complex problems of light and shade?  You might as properly presume to discuss a mastoid operation with a surgeon or the doctrine of cyprès with a lawyer.  You are equally qualified.

I frankly confess that my own ignorance is abysmal.  In the last twenty-eight years what information I have acquired has been picked up principally from newspapers and magazines; yet my library table is littered with books on modern art and philosophy, and with essays on literary and historical subjects.  I do not read them.  They are my intellectual window dressings.  I talk about them with others who, I suspect, have not read them either; and we confine ourselves to generalities, with a careful qualification of all expressed opinions, no matter how vague and elusive.  For example ­a safe conversational opening: 

“Of course there is a great deal to be said in favor of Bergson’s general point of view, but to me his reasoning is inconclusive.  Don’t you feel the same way ­somehow?”

You can try this on almost anybody.  It will work in ninety-nine cases out of a hundred; for, of course, there is a great deal to be said in favor of the views of anybody who is not an absolute fool, and most reasoning is open to attack at least for being inconclusive.  It is also inevitable that your cultured friend ­or acquaintance ­should feel the same way ­somehow.  Most people do ­in a way.

The real truth of the matter is, all I know about Bergson is that he is a Frenchman ­is he actually by birth a Frenchman or a Belgian? ­who as a philosopher has a great reputation on the Continent, and who recently visited America to deliver some lectures.  I have not the faintest idea what his theories are, and I should not if I heard him explain them.  Moreover, I cannot discuss philosophy or metaphysics intelligently, because I have not to-day the rudimentary knowledge necessary to understand what it is all about.

It is the same with art.  On the one or two isolated varnishing days when we go to a gallery we criticize the pictures quite fiercely.  “We know what we like.”  Yes, perhaps we do.  I am not sure even of that.  But in eighty-five cases out of a hundred none of us have any knowledge of the history of painting or any intelligent idea of why Velasquez is regarded as a master; yet we acquire a glib familiarity with the names of half a dozen cubists or futurists, and bandy them about much as my office boy does the names of his favorite pugilists or baseball players.

It is even worse with history and biography.  We cannot afford or have not the decency to admit that we are uninformed.  We speak casually of, say, Henry of Navarre, or Beatrice D’Este, or Charles the Fifth.  I select my names intentionally from among the most celebrated in history; yet how many of us know within two hundred years of when any one of them lived ­or much about them?  How much definite historical information have we, even about matters of genuine importance?

Let us take a shot at a few dates.  I will make it childishly easy.  Give me, if you can, even approximately, the year of Caesar’s Conquest of Gaul; the Invasion of Europe by the Huns; the Sack of Rome; the Battle of Chalons-sur-Marne; the Battle of Tours; the Crowning of Charlemagne; the Great Crusade; the Fall of Constantinople; Magna Charta; the Battle of Crecy; the Field of the Cloth of Gold; the Massacre of St. Bartholomew; the Spanish Armada; the Execution of King Charles I; the Fall of the Bastile; the Inauguration of George Washington; the Battle of Waterloo; the Louisiana Purchase; the Indian Mutiny; the Siege of Paris.

I will look out of the window while you go through the mental agony of trying to remember.  It looks easy, does it not?  Almost an affront to ask the date of Waterloo!  Well, I wanted to be fair and even things up; but, honestly, can you answer correctly five out of these twenty elementary questions?  I doubt it.  Yet you have, no doubt, lying on your table at the present time, intimate studies of past happenings and persons that presuppose and demand a rough general knowledge of American, French or English history.

The dean of Radcliffe College, who happened to be sitting behind two of her recent graduates while attending a performance of Parker’s deservedly popular play “Disraeli” last winter, overheard one of them say to the other:  “You know, I couldn’t remember whether Disraeli was in the Old or the New Testament; and I looked in both and couldn’t find him in either!”

I still pass socially as an exceptionally cultured man ­one who is well up on these things; yet I confess to knowing to-day absolutely nothing of history, either ancient, medieval or modern.  It is not a matter of mere dates, by any means, though I believe dates to be of some general importance.  My ignorance is deeper than that.  I do not remember the events themselves or their significance.  I do not now recall any of the facts connected with the great epoch-making events of classic times; I cannot tell as I write, for example, who fought in the battle of the Allia; why Cæsar crossed the Rubicon, or why Cicero delivered an oration against Catiline.

As to what subsequently happened on the Italian peninsula my mind is a blank until the appearance of Garibaldi during the last century.  I really never knew just who Garibaldi was until I read Trevelyan’s three books on the Resorgimento last winter, and those I perused because I had taken a motor trip through Italy the summer before.  I know practically nothing of Spanish history, and my mind is a blank as to Russia, Poland, Turkey, Sweden, Germany, Austria, and Holland.

Of course I know that the Dutch Republic rose ­assisted by one Motley, of Boston ­and that William of Orange was a Hollander ­or at least I suppose he was born there.  But how Holland came to rise I know not ­or whether William was named after an orange or oranges were named after him.

As for central Europe, it is a shocking fact that I never knew there was not some interdependency between Austria and Germany until last summer.  I only found out the contrary when I started to motor through the Austrian Tyrol and was held up by the custom officers on the frontier.  I knew that an old emperor named William somehow founded the German Empire out of little states, with the aid of Bismarck and Von Moltke; but that is all I know about it.  I do not know when the war between Prussia and Austria took place or what battles were fought in it.

The only battle in the Franco-Prussian War I am sure of is Sedan, which I remember because I was once told that Phil Sheridan was present as a spectator.  I know Gustavus Adolphus was a king of Sweden, but I do not know when; and apart from their names I know nothing of Theodoric, Charles Martel, Peter the Hermit, Lodovico Moro, the Emperor Maximilian, Catherine of Aragon, Catherine de’ Medici, Richelieu, Frederick Barbarossa, Cardinal Wolsey, Prince Rupert ­I do not refer to Anthony Hope’s hero, Rupert of Hentzau ­Saint Louis, Admiral Coligny, or the thousands of other illustrious personages that crowd the pages of history.

I do not know when or why the Seven Years’ War, the Thirty Years’ War, the Hundred Years’ War or the Massacre of St. Bartholomew took place, why the Edict of Nantes was revoked or what it was, or who fought at Malplaquet, Tours, Soissons, Marengo, Plassey, Oudenarde, Fontenoy or Borodino ­or when they occurred.  I probably did know most if not all of these things, but I have entirely forgotten them.  Unfortunately I manage to act as if I had not.  The result is that, having no foundation to build on, any information I do acquire is immediately swept away.  People are constantly giving me books on special topics, such as Horace Walpole and his Friends, France in the Thirteenth Century, The Holland House Circle, or Mémoires of Madame du Barry; but of what use can they be to me when I do not know, or at least have forgotten, even the salient facts of French and English history?

We are undoubtedly the most superficial people in the world about matters of this sort.  Any bluff goes.  I recall being at a dinner not long ago when somebody mentioned Conrad II.  One of the guests hazarded the opinion that he had died in the year 1330.  This would undoubtedly have passed muster but for a learned-looking person farther down the table who deprecatingly remarked:  “I do not like to correct you, but I think Conrad the Second died in 1337!” The impression created on the assembled company cannot be overstated.  Later on in the smoking room I ventured to compliment the gentleman on his fund of information, saying: 

“Why, I never even heard of Conrad the Second!”

“Nor I either,” he answered shamelessly.

It is the same with everything ­music, poetry, politics.  I go night after night to hear the best music in the world given at fabulous cost in the Metropolitan Opera House and am content to murmur vague ecstasies over Caruso, without being aware of who wrote the opera or what it is all about.  Most of us know nothing of orchestration or even the names of the different instruments.  We may not even be sure of what is meant by counterpoint or the difference between a fugue and an arpeggio.

A handbook would give us these minor details in an hour’s reading; but we prefer to sit vacuously making feeble jokes about the singers or the occupants of the neighboring boxes, without a single intelligent thought as to why the composer attempted to write precisely this sort of an opera, when he did it, or how far he succeeded.  We are content to take our opinions and criticisms ready made, no matter from whose mouth they fall; and one hears everywhere phrases that, once let loose from the Pandora’s Box of some foolish brain, never cease from troubling.

In science I am in even a more parlous state.  I know nothing of applied electricity in its simplest forms.  I could not explain the theory of the gas engine, and plumbing is to me one of the great mysteries.

Last, but even more lamentable, I really know nothing about politics, though I am rather a strong party man and my name always appears on important citizens’ committees about election time.  I do not know anything about the city departments or its fiscal administration.  I should not have the remotest idea where to direct a poor person who applied to me for relief.  Neither have I ever taken the trouble to familiarize myself with even the more important city buildings.

Of course I know the City Hall by sight, but I have never been inside it; I have never visited the Tombs or any one of our criminal courts; I have never been in a police station, a fire house, or inspected a single one of our prisons or reformatory institutions.  I do not know whether police magistrates are elected or appointed and I could not tell you in what congressional district I reside.  I do not know the name of my alderman, assemblyman, state senator or representative in Congress.

I do not know who is at the head of the Fire Department, the Street Cleaning Department, the Health Department, the Park Department or the Water Department; and I could not tell, except for the Police Department, what other departments there are.  Even so, I do not know what police precinct I am living in, the name of the captain in command, or where the nearest fixed post is at which an officer is supposed to be on duty.

As I write I can name only five members of the United States Supreme Court, three members of the Cabinet, and only one of the congressmen from the state of New York.  This in cold type seems almost preposterous, but it is, nevertheless, a fact ­and I am an active practicing lawyer besides.  I am shocked to realize these things.  Yet I am supposed to be an exceptionally intelligent member of the community and my opinion is frequently sought on questions of municipal politics.

Needless to say, the same indifference has prevented my studying ­except in the most superficial manner ­the single tax, free trade and protection, the minimum wage, the recall, referendum, or any other of the present much-mooted questions.  How is this possible?  The only answer I can give is that I have confined my mental activities entirely to making my legal practice as lucrative as possible.  I have taken things as I found them and put up with abuses rather than go to the trouble to do away with them.  I have no leisure to try to reform the universe.  I leave that task to others whose time is less valuable than mine and who have something to gain by getting into the public eye.

The mere fact, however, that I am not interested in local politics would not ordinarily, in a normal state of civilization, explain my ignorance of these things.  In most societies they would be the usual subjects of conversation.  People naturally discuss what interests them most.  Uneducated people talk about the weather, their work, their ailments and their domestic affairs.  With more enlightened folk the conversation turns on broader topics ­the state of the country, politics, trade, or art.

It is only among the so-called society people that the subjects selected for discussion do not interest anybody.  Usually the talk that goes on at dinners or other entertainments relates only to what plays the conversationalists in question have seen or which of the best sellers they have read.  For the rest the conversation is dexterously devoted to the avoidance of the disclosure of ignorance.  Even among those who would like to discuss the questions of the day intelligently and to ascertain other people’s views pertaining to them, there is such a fundamental lack of elementary information that it is a hopeless undertaking.  They are reduced to the commonplaces of vulgar and superficial comment.

“’Tis plain,” cry they, “our mayor’s a noddy; and as for the corporation ­shocking!”

The mayor may be and probably is a noddy, but his critics do not know why.  The average woman who dines out hardly knows what she is saying or what is being said to her.  She will usually agree with any proposition that is put to her ­if she has heard it.  Generally she does not listen.

I know a minister’s wife who never pays the slightest attention to anything that is being said to her, being engrossed in a torrent of explanation regarding her children’s education and minor diseases.  Once a bored companion in a momentary pause fixed her sternly with his eye and said distinctly:  “But I don’t give a –­ about your children!” At which the lady smiled brightly and replied:  “Yes.  Quite so.  Exactly!  As I was saying, Johnny got a ­”

But, apart from such hectic people, who run quite amuck whenever they open their mouths, there are large numbers of men and women of some intelligence who never make the effort to express conscientiously any ideas or opinions.  They find it irksome to think.  They are completely indifferent as to whether a play is really good or bad or who is elected mayor of the city.  In any event they will have their coffee, rolls and honey served in bed the next morning; and they know that, come what will ­flood, tempest, fire or famine ­there will be forty-six quarts of extra xxx milk left at their area door.  They are secure.  The stock market may rise and fall, presidents come and go, but they will remain safe in the security of fifty thousand a year.  And, since they really do not care about anything, they are as likely to praise as to blame, and to agree with everybody about everything.  Their world is all cakes and ale ­why should they bother as to whether the pothouse beer is bad?

I confess, with something of a shock, that essentially I am like the rest of these people.  The reason I am not interested in my country and my city is because, by reason of my financial and social independence, they have ceased to be my city and country.  I should be just as comfortable if our Government were a monarchy.  It really is nothing to me whether my tax rate is six one-hundredths of one per cent higher or lower, or what mayor rules in City Hall.

So long as Fifth Avenue is decently paved, so that my motor runs smoothly when I go to the opera, I do not care whether we have a Reform, Tammany or Republican administration in the city.  So far as I am concerned, my valet will still come into my bedroom at exactly nine o’clock every morning, turn on the heat and pull back the curtains.  His low, modulated “Your bath is ready, sir,” will steal through my dreams, and he will assist me to rise and put on my embroidered dressing gown of wadded silk in preparation for another day’s hard labor in the service of my fellowmen.  Times have changed since my father’s frugal college days.  Have they changed for better or for worse?

Of one thing I am certain ­my father was a better-educated man than I am.  I admit that, under the circumstances, this does not imply very much; but my parent had, at least, some solid ground beneath his intellectual feet on which he could stand.  His mind was thoroughly disciplined by rigid application to certain serious studies that were not selected by himself.  From the day he entered college he was in active competition with his classmates in all his studies, and if he had been a shirker they would all have known it.

In my own case, after I had once matriculated, the elective system left me free to choose my own subjects and to pursue them faithfully or not, so long as I could manage to squeak through my examinations.  My friends were not necessarily among those who elected the same courses, and whether I did well or ill was nobody’s business but my own and the dean’s.  It was all very pleasant and exceedingly lackadaisical, and by the time I graduated I had lost whatever power of concentration I had acquired in my preparatory schooling.  At the law school I was at an obvious disadvantage with the men from the smaller colleges which still followed the old-fashioned curriculum and insisted on the mental discipline entailed by advanced Greek, Latin, the higher mathematics, science and biology.

In point of fact I loafed delightfully for four years and let my mind run absolutely to seed, while I smoked pipe after pipe under the elms, watching the squirrels and dreaming dreams.  I selected elementary ­almost childlike ­courses in a large variety of subjects; and as soon as I had progressed sufficiently to find them difficult I cast about for other snaps to take their places.  My bookcase exhibited a collection of primers on botany, zooelogy and geology, the fine arts, music, elementary French and German, philosophy, ethics, methaphysics, architecture, English composition, Shakspere, the English poets and novelists, oral debating and modern history.

I took nothing that was not easy and about which I did not already know a little something.  I attended the minimum number of lectures required, did the smallest amount of reading possible and, by cramming vigorously for three weeks at the end of the year, managed to pass all examinations creditably.  I averaged, I suppose, outside of the lecture room, about a single hour’s desultory work a day.  I really need not have done that.

When, for example, it came time to take the examination in French composition I discovered that I had read but two out of the fifteen plays and novels required, the plots of any one of which I might be asked to give on my paper.  Rather than read these various volumes, I prepared a skeleton digest in French, sufficiently vague, which could by slight transpositions be made to do service in every case.  I committed it to memory.  It ran somewhat as follows: 

“The play” ­or novel ­“entitled ­ is generally conceded to be one of the most carefully constructed and artistically developed of all ­’s” ­here insert name of author ­“many masterly productions.  The genius of the author has enabled him skilfully to portray the atmosphere and characters of the period.  The scene is laid in ­ and the time roughly is that of the ­th century.  The hero is ­; the heroine, ­; and after numerous obstacles and ingenious complications they eventually marry.  The character of the old ­“ ­here insert father, mother, uncle or grandparent, gardener or family servant ­“is delightfully whimsical and humorous, and full of subtle touches.  The tragic element is furnished by ­, the .  The author touches with keen satire on the follies and vices of the time, while the interest in the principal love affair is sustained until the final denouement.  Altogether it would be difficult to imagine a more brilliant example of dramatic ­or literary ­art.”

I give this rather shocking example of sophomoric shiftlessness for the purpose of illustrating my attitude toward my educational opportunities and what was possible in the way of dexterously avoiding them.  All I had to do was to learn the names of the chief characters in the various plays and novels prescribed.  If I could acquire a brief scenario of each so much the better.  Invariably they had heroes and heroines, good old servants or grandparents, and merry jesters.  At the examination I successfully simulated familiarity with a book I had never read and received a commendatory mark.

This happy-go-lucky frame of mind was by no means peculiar to myself.  Indeed I believe it to have been shared by the great majority of my classmates.  The result was that we were sent forth into the world without having mastered any subject whatsoever, or even followed it for a sufficient length of time to become sincerely interested in it.  The only study I pursued more than one year was English composition, which came easily to me, and which in one form or another I followed throughout my course.  Had I adopted the same tactics with any other of the various branches open to me, such as history, chemistry or languages, I should not be what I am to-day ­a hopelessly superficial man.

Mind you, I do not mean to assert that I got nothing out of it at all.  Undoubtedly I absorbed a smattering of a variety of subjects that might on a pinch pass for education.  I observed how men with greater social advantages than myself brushed their hair, wore their clothes and took off their hats to their women friends.  Frankly that was about everything I took away with me.  I was a victim of that liberality of opportunity which may be a heavenly gift to a post-graduate in a university, but which is intellectual damnation to an undergraduate collegian.

The chief fault that I have to find with my own education, however, is that at no time was I encouraged to think for myself.  No older man ever invited me to his study, there quietly and frankly to discuss the problems of human existence.  I was left entirely vague as to what it was all about, and the relative values of things were never indicated.  The same emphasis was placed on everything ­whether it happened to be the Darwinian Theory, the Fall of Jerusalem or the character of Ophelia.

I had no philosophy, no theory of morals, and no one ever even attempted to explain to me what religion or the religious instinct was supposed to be.  I was like a child trying to build a house and gathering materials of any substance, shape or color without regard to the character of the intended edifice.  I was like a man trying to get somewhere and taking whatever paths suited his fancy ­first one and then another, irrespective of where they led.  The Why and the Wherefore were unknown questions to me, and I left the university without any idea as to how I came to be in the world or what my duties toward my fellowmen might be.

In a word the two chief factors in education passed me by entirely ­(a) my mind received no discipline; (b) and the fundamental propositions of natural philosophy were neither brought to my attention nor explained to me.  These deficiencies have never been made up.  Indeed, as to the first, my mind, instead of being developed by my going to college, was seriously injured.  My memory has never been good since and my methods of reading and thinking are hurried and slipshod, but this is a small thing compared with the lack of any philosophy of life.  I acquired none as a youth and I have never had any since.  For fifty years I have existed without any guiding purpose except blindly to get ahead ­without any religion, either natural or dogmatic.  I am one of a type ­a pretty good, perfectly aimless man, without any principles at all.

They tell me that things have changed at the universities since my day and that the elective system is no longer in favor.  Judging by my own case, the sooner it is abolished entirely, the better for the undergraduate.  I should, however, suggest one important qualification ­namely, that a boy be given the choice in his Freshman year of three or four general subjects, such as philosophy, art, history, music, science, languages or literature, and that he should be compelled to follow the subjects he elects throughout his course.

In addition I believe the relation of every study to the whole realm of knowledge should be carefully explained.  Art cannot be taught apart from history; history cannot be grasped independently of literature.  Religion, ethics, science and philosophy are inextricably involved one with another.

But mere learning or culture, a knowledge of facts or of arts, is unimportant as compared with a realization of the significance of life.  The one is superficial ­the other is fundamental; the one is temporal ­the other is spiritual.  There is no more wretched human being than a highly trained but utterly purposeless man ­which, after all, is only saying that there is no use in having an education without a religion; that unless someone is going to live in the house there is not much use in elaborately furnishing it.

I am not attempting to write a treatise on pedagogy; but, when all is said, I am inclined to the belief that my unfortunate present condition, whatever my material success may have been, is due to lack of education ­in philosophy in its broadest sense; in mental discipline; and in actual acquirement.

It is in this last field that my deficiencies and those of my class are superficially most apparent.  A wide fund of information may be less important than a knowledge of general principles, but it is none the less valuable; and all of us ought to be equipped with the kind of education that will enable us to understand the world of men as well as the world of nature.

It is, of course, essential for us to realize that the physical characteristics of a continent may have more influence on the history of nations than mere wars or battles, however far-reaching the foreign policies of their rulers; but, in addition to an appreciation of this and similar underlying propositions governing the development of civilization, the educated man who desires to study the problems of his own time and country, to follow the progress of science and philosophy, and to enjoy music, literature and art, must have a certain elementary equipment of mere facts.

The Oriental attitude of mind that enabled the Shah of Persia calmly to decline the invitation of the Prince of Wales to attend the Derby, on the ground that “he knew one horse could run faster than another,” is foreign to that of Western civilization.  The Battle of Waterloo is a flyspeck in importance contrasted with the problem of future existence; but the man who never heard of Napoleon would make a dull companion in this world or the next.

We live in direct proportion to the keenness of our interest in life; and the wider and broader this interest is, the richer and happier we are.  A man is as big as his sympathies, as small as his selfishness.  The yokel thinks only of his dinner and his snooze under the hedge, but the man of education rejoices in every new production of the human brain.

Advantageous intercourse between civilized human beings requires a working knowledge of the elementary facts of history, of the achievements in art, music and letters, as well as of the principles of science and philosophy.  When people go to quarreling over the importance of a particular phase of knowledge or education they are apt to forget that, after all, it is a purely relative matter, and that no one can reasonably belittle the value of any sort of information.  But furious arguments arise over the question as to how history should be taught, and “whether a boy’s head should be crammed full of dates.”  Nobody in his senses would want a boy’s head crammed full of dates any more than he would wish his stomach stuffed with bananas; but both the head and the stomach need some nourishment ­better dates than nothing.

If a knowledge of a certain historical event is of any value whatsoever, the greater and more detailed our knowledge the better ­including perhaps, but not necessarily, its date.  The question is not essentially whether the dates are of value, but how much emphasis should be placed on them to the exclusion of other facts of history.

“There is no use trying to remember dates,” is a familiar cry.  There is about as much sense in such a statement as the announcement:  “There is no use trying to remember who wrote Henry Esmond, composed the Fifth Symphony, or painted the Last Supper.”  There is a lot of use in trying to remember anything.  The people who argue to the contrary are too lazy to try.

I suppose it may be conceded, for the sake of argument, that every American, educated or not, should know the date of the Declaration of Independence, and have some sort of acquaintance with the character and deeds of Washington.  If we add to this the date of the discovery of America and the first English settlement; the inauguration of the first president; the Louisiana Purchase; the Naval War with England; the War with Mexico; the Missouri Compromise, and the firing on Fort Sumter, we cannot be accused of pedantry.  It certainly could not do any one of us harm to know these dates or a little about the events themselves.

This is equally true, only in a lesser degree, in regard to the history of foreign nations.  Any accurate knowledge is worth while.  It is harder, in the long run, to remember a date slightly wrong than with accuracy.  The dateless man, who is as vague as I am about the League of Cambray or Philip II, will loudly assert that the trouble incident to remembering a date in history is a pure waste of time.  He will allege that “a general idea” ­a very favorite phrase ­is all that is necessary.  In the case of such a person you can safely gamble that his so-called “general idea” is no idea at all.  Pin him down and he will not be able to tell you within five hundred years the dates of some of the cardinal events of European history ­the invasion of Europe by the Huns, for instance.  Was it before or after Christ?  He might just as well try to tell you that it was quite enough to know that our Civil War occurred somewhere in the nineteenth century.

I have personally no hesitation in advancing the claim that there are a few elementary principles and fundamental facts in all departments of human knowledge which every person who expects to derive any advantage from intelligent society should not only once learn but should forever remember.  Not to know them is practically the same thing as being without ordinary means of communication.  One may not find it necessary to remember the binomial theorem or the algebraic formula for the contents of a circle, but he should at least have a formal acquaintance with Julius Cæsar, Hannibal, Charlemagne, Martin Luther, Francis I, Queen Elizabeth, Louis XIV, Napoleon I ­and a dozen or so others.  An educated man must speak the language of educated men.

I do not think it too much to demand that in history he should have in mind, at least approximately, one important date in each century in the chronicles of France, England, Italy and Germany.  That is not much, but it is a good start.  And shall we say ten dates in American history?  He should, in addition, have a rough working knowledge of the chief personages who lived in these centuries and were famous in war, diplomacy, art, religion and literature.  His one little date will at least give him some notion of the relation the events in one country bore to those in another.

I boldly assert that in a half hour you can learn by heart all the essential dates in American history.  I assume that you once knew, and perhaps still know, something about the events themselves with which they are connected.  Ten minutes a day for the rest of the week and you will have them at your fingers’ ends.  It is no trick at all.  It is as easy as learning the names of the more important parts of the mechanism of your motor.  There is nothing impossible or difficult, or even tedious, about it; but it seems Herculean because you have never taken the trouble to try to remember anything.  It is the same attitude that renders it almost physically painful for one of us to read over the scenario of an opera or a column biography of its composer before hearing a performance at the Metropolitan.  Yet fifteen minutes or half an hour invested in this way pays about five hundred per cent.

And the main thing, after you have learned anything, is not to forget it.  Knowledge forgotten is no knowledge at all.  That is the trouble with the elective system as usually administered in our universities.  At the end of the college year the student tosses aside his Elements of Geology and forgets everything between its covers.  What he has learned should be made the basis for other and more detailed knowledge.  The instructor should go on building a superstructure on the foundation he has laid, and at the end of his course the aspirant for a diploma should be required to pass an examination on his entire college work.  Had I been compelled to do that, I should probably be able to tell now ­what I do not know ­whether Melancthon was a painter, a warrior, a diplomat, a theologian or a dramatic poet.

I have instanced the study of dates because they are apt to be the storm center of discussions concerning education.  It is fashionable to scoff at them in a superior manner.  We all of us loathe them; yet they are as indispensable ­a certain number of them ­as the bones of a body.  They make up the skeleton of history.  They are the orderly pegs on which we can hang later acquired information.  If the pegs are not there the information will fall to the ground.

For example, our entire conception of the Reformation, or of any intellectual or religious movement, might easily turn on whether it preceded or followed the discovery of printing; and our mental picture of any great battle, as well as our opinion of the strategy of the opposing armies, would depend on whether or not gunpowder had been invented at the time.  Hence the importance of a knowledge of the dates of the invention of printing and of gunpowder in Europe.

It is ridiculous to allege that there is no minimum of education, to say nothing of culture, which should be required of every intelligent human being if he is to be but a journeyman in society.  In an unconvincing defense of our own ignorance we loudly insist that detailed knowledge of any subject is mere pedagogy, a hindrance to clear thinking, a superfluity.  We do not say so, to be sure, with respect to knowledge in general; but that is our attitude in regard to any particular subject that may be brought up.  Yet to deny the value of special information is tantamount to an assertion of the desirability of general ignorance.  It is only the politician who can afford to say:  “Wide knowledge is a fatal handicap to forcible expression.”

This is not true of the older countries.  In Germany, for instance, a knowledge of natural philosophy, languages and history is insisted on.  To the German schoolboy, George Washington is almost as familiar a character as Columbus; but how many American children know anything of Bismarck?  The ordinary educated foreigner speaks at least two languages and usually three, is fairly well grounded in science, and is perfectly familiar with ancient and modern history.  The American college graduate seems like a child beside him so far as these things are concerned.

We are content to live a hand-to-mouth mental existence on a haphazard diet of newspapers and the lightest novels.  We are too lazy to take the trouble either to discipline our minds or to acquire, as adults, the elementary knowledge necessary to enable us to read intelligently even rather superficial books on important questions vitally affecting our own social, physical intellectual or moral existences.

If somebody refers to Huss or Wyclif ten to one we do not know of whom he is talking; the same thing is apt to be true about the draft of the hot-water furnace or the ball and cock of the tank in the bathroom.  Inertia and ignorance are the handmaidens of futility.  Heaven forbid that we should let anybody discover this aridity of our minds!

My wife admits privately that she has forgotten all the French she ever knew ­could not even order a meal from a carte de jour; yet she is a never-failing source of revenue to the counts and marquises who yearly rush over to New York to replenish their bank accounts by giving parlor lectures in their native tongue on Le XIIIme Siecle or Madame Lebrun.  No one would ever guess that she understands no more than one word out of twenty and that she has no idea whether Talleyrand lived in the fifteenth or the eighteenth century, or whether Calvin was a Frenchman or a Scotchman.

Our clever people are content merely with being clever.  They will talk Tolstoi or Turgenieff with you, but they are quite vague about Catherine II or Peter the Great.  They are up on D’Annunczio, but not on Garibaldi or Cavour.  Our ladies wear a false front of culture, but they are quite bald underneath.

Being educated, however, does not consist, by any means, in knowing who fought and won certain battles or who wrote the Novum Organum.  It lies rather in a knowledge of life based on the experience of mankind.  Hence our study of history.  But a study of history in the abstract is valueless.  It must be concrete, real and living to have any significance for us.  The schoolboy who learns by rote imagines the Greeks as outline figures of one dimension, clad in helmets and tunics, and brandishing little swords.  That is like thinking of Jeanne d’Arc as a suit of armor or of Theodore Roosevelt as a pair of spectacles.

If the boy is to gain anything by his acquaintance with the Greeks he must know what they ate and drank, how they amused themselves, what they talked about, and what they believed as to the nature and origin of the universe and the probability of a future life.  I hold that it is as important to know how the Romans told time as that Nero fiddled while his capital was burning.  William the Silent was once just as much alive as P.T.  Barnum, and a great deal more worth while.  It is fatal to regard historical personages as lay figures and not as human beings.

We are equally vague with respect to the ordinary processes of our daily lives.  I have not the remotest idea of how to make a cup of coffee or disconnect the gas or water mains in my own house.  If my sliding door sticks I send for the carpenter, and if water trickles in the tank I telephone for the plumber.  I am a helpless infant in the stable and my motor is the creation of a Frankenstein that has me at its mercy.  My wife may recall something of cookery ­which she would not admit, of course, before the butler ­but my daughters have never been inside a kitchen.  None of my family knows anything about housekeeping or the prices of foodstuffs or house-furnishings.  My coal and wood are delivered and paid for without my inquiring as to the correctness of the bills, and I offer the same temptations to dishonest tradesmen that a drunken man does to pickpockets.  Yet I complain of the high cost of living!

My family has never had the slightest training in practical affairs.  If we were cast away on a fertile tropical island we should be forced to subsist on bananas and clams, and clothe ourselves with leaves, ­provided the foliage was ready made and came in regulation sizes.

These things are vastly more important from an educational point of view than a knowledge of the relationship of Mary Stuart to the Duke of Guise, however interesting that may be to a reader of French history of the sixteenth century.  A knowledge of the composition of gunpowder is more valuable than of Guy Fawkes’ Gunpowder Plot.  If we know nothing about household economies we can hardly be expected to take an interest in the problems of the proletariat.  If we are ignorant of the fundamental data of sociology and politics we can have no real opinions on questions affecting the welfare of the people.

The classic phrase “The public be damned!” expresses our true feeling about the matter.  We cannot become excited about the wrongs and hardships of the working class when we do not know and do not care how they live.  One of my daughters ­aged seven ­once essayed a short story, of which the heroine was an orphan child in direst want.  It began:  “Corrine was starving.  ‘Alas!  What shall we do for food?’ she asked her French nurse as they entered the carriage for their afternoon drive in the park.”  I have no doubt that even to-day this same young lady supposes that there are porcelain baths in every tenement house.

I myself have no explanation as to why I pay eighty dollars for a business suit any my bookkeepers seems to be equally well turned out for eighteen dollars and fifty cents.  That is essentially why the people have an honest and well-founded distrust of those enthusiastic society ladies who rush into charity and frantically engage in the elevation of the masses.  The poor working girl is apt to know a good deal more about her own affairs than the Fifth Avenue matron with an annual income of three hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

If I were doing it all over again ­and how I wish I could! ­I should insist on my girls being taught not only music and languages but cooking, sewing, household economy and stenography.  They should at least be able to clothe and feed themselves and their children if somebody supplied them with the materials, and to earn a living if the time came when they had to do it.  They have now no conception of the relative values of even material things, what the things are made of or how they are put together.  For them hats, shoes, French novels and roast chicken can be picked off the trees.

This utter ignorance of actual life not only keeps us at a distance from the people of our own time but renders our ideas of history equally vague, abstract and unprofitable.  I believe it would be an excellent thing if, beginning with the age of about ten years, no child were allowed to eat anything until he was able to tell where it was produced, what it cost and how it was prepared.  If this were carried out in every department of the child’s existence he would have small need of the superficial education furnished by most of our institutions of learning.  Our children are taught about the famines of history when they cannot recognize a blade of wheat or tell the price of a loaf of bread, or how it is made.

I would begin the education of my boy ­him of the tango and balkline billiards ­with a study of himself, in the broad use of the term, before I allowed him to study about other people or the history of nations.  I would seat him in a chair by the fire and begin with his feet.  I would inquire what he knew about his shoes ­what they were made of, where the substance came from, the cost of its production, the duty on leather, the process of manufacture, the method of transportation of goods, freight rates, retailing, wages, repairs, how shoes were polished ­this would begin, if desired, a new line of inquiry as to the composition of said polish, cost, and so on ­comparative durability of hand and machine work, introduction of machines into England and its effect on industrial conditions.  I say I would do all this; but, of course, I could not.  I would have to be an educated man in the first place.  Why, beginning with that dusty little pair of shoes, my boy and I might soon be deep in Interstate Commerce and the Theory of Malthus ­on familiar terms with Thomas A. Edison and Henry George!

And the next time my son read about a Tammany politician giving away a pair of shoes to each of his adherents it would mean something to him ­as much as any other master stroke of diplomacy.

I would instruct every boy in a practical knowledge of the house in which he lives, give him a familiarity with simple tools and a knowledge of how to make small repairs and to tinker with the water pipes.  I would teach him all those things I now do not know myself ­where the homeless man can find a night’s lodging; how to get a disorderly person arrested; why bottled milk costs fifteen cents a quart; how one gets his name on the ballot if he wants to run for alderman; where the Health Department is located, and how to get vaccinated for nothing.

By the time we had finished we would be in a position to understand the various editorials in the morning papers which now we do not read.  Far more than that, my son would be brought to a realization that everything in the world is full of interest for the man who has the knowledge to appreciate its significance.  “A primrose by a river’s brim” should be no more suggestive, even to a lake-poet, than a Persian rug or a rubber shoe.  Instead of the rug he will have a vision of the patient Afghan in his mountain village working for years with unrequited industry; instead of the shoe he will see King Leopold and hear the lamentations of the Congo.

My ignorance of everything beyond my own private bank account and stomach is due to the fact that I have selfishly and foolishly regarded these two departments as the most important features of my existence.  I now find that my financial and gastronomical satisfaction has been purchased at the cost of an infinite delight in other things.  I am mentally out of condition.

Apart from this brake on the wheel of my intelligence, however, I suffer an even greater impediment by reason of the fact that, never having acquired a thorough groundwork of elementary knowledge, I find I cannot read with either pleasure or profit.  Most adult essays or histories presuppose some such foundation.

Recently I have begun to buy primers ­such as are used in the elementary schools ­in order to acquire the information that should have been mine at twenty years of age.  And I have resolved that in my daily reading of the newspapers I will endeavor to look up on the map and remember the various places concerning which I read any news item of importance, and to assimilate the facts themselves.  It is my intention also to study, at least half an hour each day, some simple treatise on science, politics, art, letters or history.  In this way I hope to regain some of my interest in the activities of mankind.  If I cannot do this I realize now that it will go hard with me in the years that are drawing nigh.  I shall, indeed, then lament that “I have no pleasure in them.”

It is the common practice of business men to say that when they reach a certain age they are going to quit work and enjoy themselves.  How this enjoyment is proposed to be attained varies in the individual case.  One man intends to travel or live abroad ­usually, he believes, in Paris.  Another is going into ranching or farming.  Still another expects to give himself up to art, music and books.  We all have visions of the time when we shall no longer have to go downtown every day and can indulge in those pleasures that are now beyond our reach.

Unfortunately the experience of humanity demonstrates the inevitability of the law of Nature which prescribes that after a certain age it is practically impossible to change our habits, either of work or of play, without physical and mental misery.

Most of us take some form of exercise throughout our lives ­riding, tennis, golf or walking.  This we can continue to enjoy in moderation after our more strenuous days are over; but the manufacturer, stock broker or lawyer who thinks that after his sixtieth birthday he is going to be able to find permanent happiness on a farm, loafing round Paris or reading in his library will be sadly disappointed.  His habit of work will drive him back, after a year or so of wretchedness, to the factory, the ticker or the law office; and his habit of play will send him as usual to the races, the club or the variety show.

One cannot acquire an interest by mere volition.  It is a matter of training and of years.  The pleasures of to-day will eventually prove to be the pleasures of our old age ­provided they continue to be pleasures at all, which is more than doubtful.

As we lose the capacity for hard work we shall find that we need something to take its place ­something more substantial and less unsatisfactory than sitting in the club window or taking in the Broadway shows.  But, at least, the seeds of these interests must be sown now if we expect to gather a harvest this side of the grave.

What is more natural than to believe that in our declining years we shall avail ourselves of the world’s choicest literature and pass at least a substantial portion of our days in the delightful companionship of the wisest and wittiest of mankind?  That would seem to be one of the happiest uses to which good books could be put; but the hope is vain.  The fellow who does not read at fifty will take no pleasure in books at seventy.

My club is full of dozens of melancholy examples of men who have forgotten how to read.  They have spent their entire lives perfecting the purely mechanical aspects of their existences.  The mind has practically ceased to exist, so far as they are concerned.  They have built marvelous mansions, where every comfort is instantly furnished by contrivances as complicated and accurate as the machinery of a modern warship.  The doors and windows open and close, the lights are turned on and off, and the elevator stops ­all automatically.  If the temperature of a room rises above a certain degree the heating apparatus shuts itself off; if it drops too low something else happens to put it right again.  The servants are swift, silent and decorous.  The food is perfection.  Their motors glide noiselessly to and fro.  Their establishments run like fine watches.

They have had to make money to achieve this mechanical perfection; they have had no time for anything else during their active years.  And, now that those years are over, they have nothing to do.  Their minds are almost as undeveloped as those of professional pugilists.  Dinners and drinks, backgammon and billiards, the lightest opera, the trashiest novels, the most sensational melodrama are the most elevating of their leisure’s activities.  Read?  Hunt?  Farm?  Not much!  They sit behind the plate-glass windows and bet on whether more limousines will go north than south in the next ten minutes.

If you should ask one of them whether he had read some book that was exciting discussion among educated people at the moment, he would probably look at you blankly and, after remarking that he had never cared for economics or history ­as the case might be ­inquire whether you preferred a “Blossom” or a “Tornado.”  Poor vacuous old cocks!  They might be having a green and hearty old age, surrounded by a group of the choicest spirits of all time.

Upstairs in the library there are easy-chairs within arm’s reach of the best fellows who ever lived ­adventurers, story-tellers, novelists, explorers, historians, rhymers, fighters, essayists, vagabonds and general liars ­Immortals, all of them.

You can take your pick and if he bores you send him packing without a word of apology.  They are good friends to grow old with ­friends who in hours of weariness, of depression or of gladness may be summoned at will by those of us who belong to the Brotherhood of Educated Men ­of which, alas!  I and my associates are no longer members.