The scene is the same, the light
that of a fine winter morning. The big doors
are open, and from the dining-room windows, where the
curtains are now drawn back, there is a view of some
buildings opposite and, through a space between the
buildings, of the tops of the bare trees in Gray’s
Inn garden.
Save for a chair with a crumpled
napkin upon it which stands at the dining-table before
the remains of PHILIP_’s breakfast, the
disposition of the furniture is as when first shown._
A fire is burning in the nearer room.
[PHILIP, dressed as at
the opening of the preceding act, is
seated on the settee on the right, moodily puffing
at his pipe. ROOPE faces him, in the chair by
the smoking-table, with a mournful air.
ROOPE is in his overcoat and is
nursing his hat.
PHILIP.
[To ROOPE, shortly, as if
continuing a conversation.] Well?
ROOPE.
Well, what happened was this. I
[He
breaks off to glance over his shoulder into the
further
room.
PHILIP.
Go on. Nobody’ll hear you. John’s
out.
ROOPE.
What happened was this. I overtook
’em at the bottom of the stairs, and begged
’em to let me go back with them to Ennismore
Gardens. Lady Filson and I got into one cab,
Sir Randle and Madame de Chaumie into another.
Bertram Filson slunk off to his club. At Ennismore
Gardens we had the most depressin’ meal I’ve
ever sat down to, and then Madame Ottoline proposed
that I should smoke a cigarette in her boudoir. [Distressed.]
Oh, my dear Phil!
PHILIP.
W-w-what?
ROOPE.
I can’t bear to see a woman
in tears; I can’t, positively.
PHILIP.
[Between his teeth.] Confound
you, Robbie, who can! Don’t brag about
it.
ROOPE.
At first she swept up and down the room like an outraged Empress. Her skirts
created quite a wind. I wont attempt to tell you all the bitter things she said
PHILIP.
Of me?
ROOPE.
And of me, dear excellent friend.
PHILIP.
[Grimly.] For your share in the business.
ROOPE.
[With a nod.] The fatal luncheon in South Audley Street. However, she
soon softened, and came and knelt by the fire. And suddenly youve seen a child
fall on the pavement and cut its knees, havent you, Phil?
PHILIP.
Of course I have.
ROOPE.
That’s how she cried. I was really alarmed.
PHILIP.
The the end of it being?
ROOPE.
[Dismally.] The end of it being
that she went off to bed, declaring that she recognizes
that the breach between you is beyond healing, and
that she’s resolved never to cross your path
again if she can avoid it.
PHILIP.
[Laying his pipe aside.] Ha!
[Scowling at ROOPE.] And so this is the result
of your self-appointed mission, is it?
ROOPE.
[Hurt.] Thats rather ungrateful, Phil
PHILIP.
[Starting up and walking away to the left.]
P’sha!
ROOPE.
If you’d heard how I reasoned with her!
PHILIP.
[Striding up and down.] What
had I better do? It’s good of you to be
here so early. [ROOPE rises.] I’m not
ungrateful, Robbie. Advise me.
ROOPE.
[Stiffly.] I assume, from your
tone, that what you wish to do is to er?
PHILIP.
To abase myself before her; to grovel
at her feet and crave her pardon for my behaviour
of last night. What else should I want to do,
in God’s name!
ROOPE.
[Dryly.] I see, you’ve slept on it.
PHILIP.
Laid awake on it. [Fiercely.]
Do I look as if I’d slept the sleep of a healthy
infant?
ROOPE.
I don’t know anything about
infants, I am happy to say, healthy or ailing; but
certainly your treatment of Madame de Chaumie was
atrocious.
PHILIP.
Brutal, savage, inhuman! [Halting
and extending his arms.] And whats been her fault? Shes dared to love me
eagerly, impetuously, uncontrollably me,
a conceited, egotistical fellow who is no more worth
her devotion than the pompous beast who opens her father’s
front-door! And because, out of her love, she
commits a heedless, impulsive act which deals a blow
at my rotten pride, I slap her face and turn my back
upon her, and suffer her to leave my rooms as though
she’s a charwoman detected in prigging silver
from my cash-box! [Clasping his brow and groaning.]
Oh! [In sudden fury at seeing ROOPE
thoughtfully examining his hat.] Damn it, Robbie,
stop fiddling with your hat or you’ll drive
me crazy!
[He
sits on the settee on the left and rests his head
on
his fists. ROOPE hastily deposits his hat on
the
smoking-table.
ROOPE.
[Approaching PHILIP coldly.] I was considering, dear excellent
friend but perhaps in your present state of irritability
PHILIP.
[Holding out his hand penitently.] Shut up!
ROOPE.
[Presenting PHILIP with
two fingers.] I was considering when
you almost sprang at my throat I was considering
that it isn’t at all unlikely that Madame de
Chaumie’s frame of mind is a trifle less inflexible
this morning. She has slept or laid
awake on the events of last night too,
recollect.
PHILIP.
[Raising his head.] Having
been kicked out of this place a few hours ago, her
affection for me revives with the rattle of the milk-cans!
ROOPE.
[Evasively.] At any rate, she
must be conscious that you were smarting under provocation.
She confessed as much during our talk. [Magnanimously.]
Even I admit you had provocation.
PHILIP.
That never influenced a woman, Robbie. Besides, Ive insulted this one
before grossly insulted her, in the old days in Paris
ROOPE.
Ancient history! My advice is since you invite it my advice is that
you write her a letter
PHILIP.
I’ve composed half-a-dozen already.
[Pointing to a waste-paper basket by the writing-table.]
The pieces are in that basket.
ROOPE.
No, no; not a highly-wrought performance.
Simply a line, asking her to receive you. [PHILIP
rises listlessly.] Send it along by messenger.
[With growing enthusiasm.] Look here! I’ll
take it!
PHILIP.
[Gloomily, his hand on Roope’s
shoulder.] Ho, ho! You you indefatigable
old Cupid!
ROOPE.
[Looking at his watch.] Quarter-past-ten.
[Excitedly.] Phil, I bet you a hundred guineas [correcting
himself] er well five pounds I
bet you five pounds I’m with you again, with
a favourable reply, before twelve!
PHILIP.
[Clapping ROOPE on the back.]
Done! [Crossing to the writing-table.] At the
worst, I’ve earned a fiver.
ROOPE.
[As PHILIP sits at the table
and takes a sheet of paper and an envelope from a
drawer.] May I suggest?
PHILIP.
[Dipping his pen in the ink.] Fire away, old
chap.
ROOPE.
[Seeking for inspiration by gazing
at the ceiling.] H’m [Dictating.]
“Forgive me. I forgive you. When may
I come to you?” [To PHILIP.] Not another
word.
PHILIP.
[As he writes.] By George,
you’ve got the romantic touch, Robbie! If
you’d been a literary bloke, what sellers you’d
have written!
ROOPE.
[Behind the smoking-table, smoothing
his hair complacently.] Funny, your remark.
As a matter of fact, I used to dabble a little
in pen-and-ink as a young man.
PHILIP.
[Reading, a tender ring in his
voice.] “Forgive me. I forgive you.
When may I come to you?” [Adding his signature.]
“Philip.”
ROOPE.
Admirable!
PHILIP.
[Folding and enclosing the note catching
some of ROOPE_’s hopefulness._] In the meantime
I’ll array myself in my Sunday-best [moistening
the envelope] on the chance
ROOPE.
Do; at once. [Putting on his hat.]
She may summon you by telephone
PHILIP.
[Addressing the envelope.]
She gave me a scarf-pin yesterday such a
beauty. [Softly.] I’ll wear it. [Rising
and giving the note to ROOPE.] Bless you, old
boy!
[ROOPE
pockets the note, grasps PHILIP_’s hand
hurriedly,
and bustles to the vestibule door._
ROOPE.
My quickest way is the Tube to Bayswater, and then a taxi across the Park
[He
has entered the vestibule omitting to close
the
door
in his haste and has opened the outer door
when
PHILIP
calls to him.
PHILIP.
[Standing behind the smoking-table with
a change of manner.] Robbie
ROOPE.
Hey?
PHILIP.
Robbie [ROOPE returns
to PHILIP reluctantly, leaving the outer door
open.] Oh, Robbie [gripping ROOPE’s
arm] how I boasted to you of my triumph my
grand victory! How I swaggered and bellowed, and
crowed over you!
ROOPE.
[Fidgeting to get away.] Yes, but we wont discuss that now, Phil
PHILIP.
[Detaining him.] Wait. [Brokenly.]
Robbie should Ottoline show any inclination
to to patch matters up, you may tell her as
from me that I I’ve done
with it.
ROOPE.
[Wonderingly.] Done with it?
PHILIP.
My career as a writing-man. It’s
finished. [Hanging his head.] I’m sorry
to break faith with her people; but she may take me,
if she will, on her own terms a poor devil
who has proved a duffer at his job, and who is content
henceforth to be nothing but her humble slave and
dependant.
ROOPE.
[Energetically.] My dear Phil,
for heaven’s sake, don’t entertain such
a notion! Abandon your career just when you’re
making a noise in the world!
PHILIP.
[Throwing up his hands.] Noise in the world!
ROOPE.
When you’re getting the finest
advertisement an author could possibly desire!
PHILIP.
[Choking.] Advertisement!
ROOPE.
I can sympathize with your feeling
mortified at not scoring entirely off your own bat;
but, deuce take it, your book is in its thirteenth
edition!
PHILIP.
[Laughing wildly.] Ho, ho,
ho! [Moving to the fireplace.] Ha, ha, ha,
ha!
ROOPE.
[Testily.] Oh, I’m glad I amuse you!
PHILIP.
[Coming to the settee on the right.]
You’re marvellous, Robbie incomparable!
ROOPE.
[Again preparing to depart.] Indeed?
PHILIP.
Ha, ha, ha!
[A moment earlier,
SIR TIMOTHY BARRADELL has appeared in
the vestibule, trying, in the dim light there, to
decipher the name on the outer door.
Hearing the sound of voices, he turns
and reveals himself.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Looking into the room and encountering ROOPE.]
Roope!
ROOPE.
[As they shake hands astonished.]
Dear excellent friend, what a surprise!
SIR TIMOTHY.
Ah, don’t flatter yourself you’re
the only early riser in London! [Seeing PHILIP.]
Mr. Mackworth [advancing] I found your door open and I took the liberty
PHILIP.
[Meeting him in the middle of the
room.] Sir Timothy Barradell, isn’t it?
SIR TIMOTHY.
It is. [They shake hands, cordially
on SIR TIMOTHY’s part, with more formality
on PHILIPs.] Its an unceremonious hour for a call, but if youd spare me
five minutes
PHILIP.
[Civilly.] Pray sit down. [Joining
ROOPE at the entrance to the vestibule.] Robbie
has to run away
ROOPE.
[Diplomatically.] Can’t
stay another moment. [Waving a hand to SIR
TIMOTHY.] Au revoir, dear Sir Timothy!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Laying his hat upon the settee
on the right and taking off his gloves.] So long!
[PHILIP and ROOPE stare at SIR TIMOTHY,
whose back is towards them. ROOPE gives
PHILIP an inquiring look, which PHILIP answers
by a shrug and a shake of the head; and then PHILIP
lets ROOPE out and comes back into the room.
SIR TIMOTHY turns to him.] Im afraid you think Im presuming on a very
slight acquaintance, Mr. Mackworth
PHILIP.
[Shutting the vestibule door.] Not in the least.
SIR TIMOTHY.
Anyhow I’ll not waste more of
your valuable time than I can help. [PHILIP points
to the settee and the two men sit, Sir Timothy on the
settee, PHILIP in the chair by the smoking-table.
SIR TIMOTHY inspects the toes of his boots.]
Mr. Mackworth, I I won’t beat about
the bush it’s a delicate subject I’m
approaching you on.
PHILIP.
[Leaning back in his chair.] Really?
SIR TIMOTHY.
An extremely delicate subject [raising
his eyes] Madame de Chaumie.
PHILIP.
Madame de Chaumie?
SIR TIMOTHY.
In the first place, I suppose you’re
aware that I had the temerity to propose marriage
to the lady in the summer of this year?
PHILIP.
Yes, I’m aware of it. Madame
de Chaumie informed me of the circumstance.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Nodding.] She would; she would.
[Straightening himself.] Well, Mr. Mackworth,
while I was abroad I heard from various sources that
you had become a pretty regular visitor at the house
of her parents, and that you and she were to be seen
together occasionally in the secluded spots of Kensington
Gardens; and I naturally inferred that it was yourself
she’d had the good taste to single out from among
her numerous suitors.
PHILIP.
[With a smile.] I’d rather
you didn’t put it in that way, Sir Timothy;
but I guessed yesterday that the facts of the case
had reached you through some channel or other.
SIR TIMOTHY.
Yesterday?
PHILIP.
When Robbie Roope brought me your kind greetings.
SIR TIMOTHY.
Ah, that’s nice of you! [Constrainedly.]
That’s nice of you.
PHILIP.
[Changing his position and unbending.]
But tell me! I don’t know yet what you
have to say to me about Madame de Chaumie but
why should you find it embarrassing to speak of her
to me? [Gently.] We’re men of the world,
you and I; and it isn’t the rule of life that
the prize always goes to the most deserving. [With
animation.]
“And in the world, as
in the school,
I’d say, how fate may
change and shift;
The prize be sometimes with
the fool,
The race not always to the
swift.
The strong may yield, the
good may fall,
The great man be a vulgar
clown,
The knave be lifted over all,
The kind cast pitilessly down.”
So sang one of the noblest gentlemen
who have ever followed my calling!
[There
is a brief silence, and then SIR TIMOTHY rises
abruptly
and walks to the fireplace. PHILIP looks
after
him, perplexed.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Facing the fire.] Mr. Mackworth
PHILIP.
Eh?
SIR TIMOTHY.
I saw Bertram Filson last night her brother.
PHILIP.
[Pricking up his ears.] You did? Where?
SIR TIMOTHY.
At the club the Junior
Somerset. He came in late, looking a bit out of
gear, and ate a mouthful of dinner and drank a whole
bottle of Pommery; and afterwards he joined me in
the smoking-room and and was exceedingly
communicative.
PHILIP.
[Attentively.] Oh?
SIR TIMOTHY.
I didn’t encourage him to babble [turning] twas he that
insisted on confiding to me what had occurred
PHILIP.
Occurred?
SIR TIMOTHY.
That you and Madame de Chaumie had
had a serious difference, and that there’s small
prospect of its being bridged over.
PHILIP.
[Glaring.] Oh, he confided
that to you, did he, Sir Timothy?
SIR TIMOTHY.
He did.
PHILIP.
[Rising and pacing up and down
on the left.] And what the devil does Filson mean
by gossiping about me at a club me and my
relations with Madame de Chaumie!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Advancing a little.] Ah, dont be angry! The champagne hed drunk had
loosened his tongue. And then, Im a friend of the family
PHILIP.
Infernal puppy!
SIR TIMOTHY.
Referring to Filson?
PHILIP.
Of course.
Sir Timothy.
[Mildly.] Well, whether young
Filson’s a puppy or not, now perhaps
you begin to appreciate my motive for intruding on
you?
PHILIP.
[Halting.] Hardly.
SIR TIMOTHY.
You don’t! [Rumpling his
hair.] I’ll try to make it plainer to you.
[Behind the smoking-table.] Er will I smoke one of your cigarettes?
PHILIP.
[Frigidly polite.] Please.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Taking a cigarette from the box
on the table.] Mr. Mackworth, if Filson’s
prognostications as to the result of the quarrel between
you and his sister are fulfilled, it’s my intention,
after a decent interval, to renew my appeal to her
to marry me. [Striking a match.] Is that clear?
PHILIP.
Perfectly. [Stiffly.] But all the same, Im still at a loss
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Lighting his cigarette.] At
a loss, are you! [Warmly.] You’re at a
loss to understand that I’m not the sort of man
who’d steal a march upon another where a woman’s
concerned, and take advantage of his misfortunes in
a dirty manner! [Coming to PHILIP.] Mackworth I’ll
drop the Mister, if you’ve no objection Mackworth,
I promise you I won’t move a step till I have
your assurance that your split with Madame de Chaumie
is a mortal one, and that the coast is open to all
comers. That’s my part o’ the bargain,
and I expect you on your side to treat me with equal
fairness and frankness. [Offering his hand.]
You will?
PHILIP.
My dear Sir Timothy my
dear Barradell [shaking SIR TIMOTHY’s
hand heartily.] you’re the most chivalrous
fellow I’ve ever met!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Walking away.] Ah, go on now!
PHILIP.
[Following him.] I apologize
sincerely for being so curt.
SIR TIMOTHY.
Don’t mention it.
PHILIP.
It’s true, Ottoline and I have
had a bad fall out. [Keenly.] Did Filson give
you any particulars?
SIR TIMOTHY.
I gathered twas something arising out of a book of yours
PHILIP.
Y-y-yes; a silly affair in which I
was utterly in the wrong. I lost my accursed
temper made a disgraceful exhibition of
myself. [Touching SIR TIMOTHY’s arm.]
I will be quite straight with you, Barradell Robbie
Roope has just gone to her with a note from me.
I don’t want to pain you; but Robbie and I hope
that, after a night’s rest [The
bell rings in the vestibule.] Excuse me my
servant isn’t in. [He goes into the vestibule,
leaving the door open. SIR TIMOTHY picks up
his hat. On opening the outer door, PHILIP
confronts OTTOLINE.] Otto!
OTTOLINE.
[In the doorway, giving him both
her hands.] Are you alone, Philip?
PHILIP.
[Drawing her into the vestibule,
his eyes sparkling.] No. [With a motion of
his head.] Sir Timothy Barradell
[OTTOLINE passes PHILIP
and enters the room, holding out
her hand to SIR TIMOTHY. Her eyes are black-rimmed
from sleeplessness; but whatever asperity
she has displayed overnight has disappeared,
and she is again full of softness and
charm.
OTTOLINE.
Sir Tim!
PHILIP.
[Shutting the outer door breathing
freely.] Kind of Sir Timothy to look me up, isn’t
it?
OTTOLINE.
[To SIR TIMOTHY.] Vous étés
un vaurien! When did you return?
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Who has flung his cigarette into
the grate crestfallen.] The day before
yesterday.
OTTOLINE.
Then I mustn’t scold you for
not having been to see us yet. [Wonderingly.]
You find time to call on Mr. Mackworth, though!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[With a gulp.] I I was on my way to my solicitors, who are in Raymond
Buildings, and I remembered that I knew Mackworth years ago
PHILIP.
[Loitering near the vestibule door,
impatient for SIR TIMOTHY’s departure.]
When I was a rollicking man-about-town, eh, Barradell!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Retaining OTTOLINE’s
hand to her, earnestly.] My dear Madame de Chaumie
OTTOLINE.
Yes?
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Bracing himself.] A little
bird brought the news to me shortly after I left England.
[She lowers her eyes.] I I congratulate
you and Mackworth I congratulate you from
the core of my heart.
OTTOLINE.
[In a quiet voice.] Thank you, dear Sir Timothy.
SIR TIMOTHY.
May you both be as happy as you deserve
to be, and even happier!
PHILIP.
[Laughing.] Ha, ha, ha!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Squeezing her hand.] Good-bye for the present.
OTTOLINE.
[Smilingly.] Good-bye. [He
passes her and joins PHILIP. Unseen by
OTTOLINE_ who proceeds to loosen her coat
at the settee on the right _ PHILIP again
gives SIR TIMOTHY a vigorous hand-shake.
SIR TIMOTHY responds to it disconsolately, and
is following PHILIP into the vestibule when
he hears OTTOLINE call to him.] Sir Tim!
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Turning.] Hallo!
OTTOLINE.
[Lightly.] Is your car here?
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Brightening.] It is.
OTTOLINE.
You may give me a lift to Bond Street,
if your business with your lawyers won’t keep
you long.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Emphatically.] It will not.
[Beaming.] I told you a lie. I’ve
no business with my lawyers. I came here
expressly to improve my acquaintance with the man
who’s to be your husband, and for no other purpose.
[They all laugh merrily.
OTTOLINE.
Ha, ha, ha! [To SIR TIMOTHY.]
Wait for me in South Square, then. I sha’n’t
be many minutes.
SIR TIMOTHY.
[Going into the vestibule.] Ah, I’d wait
an eternity!
[PHILIP
and SIR TIMOTHY shake hands once more, and
then
PHILIP lets SIR TIMOTHY out.
PHILIP.
[As he shuts the outer door.]
By George, he’s a splendid chap! [He comes
back into the room, closes the vestibule door, and
advances to OTTOLINE and stands before her
humbly.] Oh, Ottoline oh, my dear girl!
Shall I go down on my knees to you?
OTTOLINE.
[In a subdued tone.] If you
do, I shall have to kneel to you, Phil.
PHILIP.
[Slowly folding her in his arms.]
Ah! Ah! Ah! [In her ear.] What a
night I’ve spent!
OTTOLINE.
[Almost inaudibly.] And I!
[He
seats her upon the settee on the right and sits
beside
her, linking his hand in hers.
PHILIP.
How merciful this is of you!
I’ve just sent you a letter by Robbie Roope,
begging you to see me; you’ve missed him. [Smiling.]
It isn’t as eloquent as some I started writing
at five o’clock this morning. Would you
like to hear it? [She nods. He recites his
note tenderly.] “Forgive me. I forgive
you. When may I come to you?” That’s
all.
OTTOLINE.
Isn’t that eloquent, Phil?
PHILIP.
[Smiling again.] It’s
concise and as long as you forgive me [eyeing
her with a shadow of fear] you’re sure
you’ve forgiven me?
OTTOLINE.
Sure.
PHILIP.
[Persistently.] Without reserve?
OTTOLINE.
Should I be here [indicating
their proximity] and here if
I hadn’t?
PHILIP.
[Pressing her hand to his lips
ardently, and then freeing her shoulders from her
coat.] Take this off
OTTOLINE.
[Gently resisting.] Poor Sir Timothy!
PHILIP.
[In high spirits.] Oh, a little
exercise won’t do Sir Timothy any harm! [Helping
her to slip her arms out of her coat.] Dash it,
you might have let me escort you to Bond Street!
OTTOLINE.
No, no; your work
PHILIP.
[His brow clouding.] W-w-work?
OTTOLINE.
You mustn’t lose your morning’s work.
[There
is a short pause, and then he rises and moves a
few
steps away from her. With an impassive countenance,
she
fingers the buttons of her gloves.
PHILIP.
[Stroking the pattern of the carpet
with his foot.] Otto
OTTOLINE.
[Looking up.] Yes, Phil?
PHILIP.
I asked Robbie to tell you, if he
had the opportunity, that I’ve decided to make
my farewell salaam to authorship. I’m no
good at it; I’m a frost; I realize it at last.
I’ve had my final whack on the jaw; I’ve
fought how many rounds? and now
I take the count and slink out of the ring, beat.
[Producing his keys, he goes to the cabinet on the
right, unlocks it, and selects from several cardboard
portfolios one which he carries to the writing-table.
While he is doing this, OTTOLINE_ still
with an expressionless face rises and moves
to the left, where she stands watching him. He
opens the portfolio and, with a pained look, handles
the sheets of manuscript in it._] Ha! You and
I have often talked over this, haven’t we, Otto?
OTTOLINE.
[Calmly.] Often.
PHILIP.
[Taking the manuscript from the
portfolio thoughtfully.] It was to
have been oh, such an advance on my previous
stuff kindlier, less strenuous, more urbane!
Success success! had sweetened
the gall in me! [Glancing at a partly covered page.]
Here’s where I broke off yesterday. [With
a shrug.] In every man’s life there’s
a chapter uncompleted, in one form or another! [Throwing
the manuscript into the portfolio.] Pst!
Get back to your hole; I’ll burn you later on.
[He rejoins her. She half turns from him,
averting her head.] So end my pitiful strivings
and ambitions! [Laying his hand on her shoulder.]
Ah, it’s a miserable match you’re making,
Ottoline! My two-hundred-a-year will rig me out
suitably, and provide me with tobacco; and the dribblets
coming to me from my old books through the
honest publishers I deserted for Mr. Titterton! the
dribblets coming from my old books will enable me
to present you with a nosegay on the anniversaries
of our wedding-day, and by the time your
hair’s white to refund you the money
Titterton’s had from you. And there with
a little fame unjustly won, which, thank God, ’ll
soon die! there you have the sum of my
possessions! [Seizing her arms and twisting her
round.] Oh, but I’ll be your mate, my dear your
loyal companion and protector comrade and
lover!
[He
is about to embrace her again, but she keeps him
off
by placing her hands against his breast.
OTTOLINE.
[Steeling herself.] Phil
PHILIP.
[Unsuspectingly.] Eh?
OTTOLINE.
I arrived at a decision during the night too, Phil.
PHILIP.
Yes?
OTTOLINE.
Don’t don’t
loathe me. [Shaking her head gravely.] I am
not going to marry you.
PHILIP.
[Staring at her.] You’re not going to marry
me?
OTTOLINE.
No, Philip.
PHILIP.
[After another pause.] You youre overwrought, Otto; youve had no
sleep. Neither of us has had any sleep
OTTOLINE.
Oh, but Im quite clearheaded
PHILIP.
[Bewildered.] Why, just now
you said you’d forgiven me repeated
it!
OTTOLINE.
I do repeat it. If Ive anything to forgive, I forgive you a thousand times
PHILIP.
And you allowed me to to take you in my arms
OTTOLINE.
You shall take me in your arms again, Phil, once more, before we part, if you
wish to. Im not a girl, though you call me one
PHILIP.
[Sternly.] Look here!
You don’t imagine for an instant that I shall
accept this! You!
OTTOLINE.
Ssh! Try not to be hasty; try to be reasonable. Listen to me
PHILIP.
You you mean me to understand
that, in consequence of this wretched Titterton affair,
you’ve changed your mind, and intend to chuck
me!
OTTOLINE.
Yes, I mean you to understand that.
PHILIP.
[Turning from her indignantly.] Oh!
OTTOLINE.
[Sitting in the chair by the smoking-table.]
Philip Philip [He hesitates,
then seats himself on the settee opposite to her.
She speaks with great firmness and deliberation.] Philip, while you were
lying awake last night, or walking about your room, didnt you think?
PHILIP.
[Hotly.] Think!
OTTOLINE.
No, no soberly, steadily,
searchingly. Evidently not, cher ami!
[Bending forward.] Phil, after what has happened,
can’t you see me as I really am?
PHILIP.
As you are?
OTTOLINE.
An incurably vulgar woman. An
incurably common, vulgar woman. Nobody but a
woman whose vulgarity is past praying for could have
conceived such a scheme as I planned and carried out
with that man Clifford Titterton nobody.
This how shall I term it? this
refinement of mine is merely on the surface.
We women are like the what’s the name
of the little reptile? the chameleon, isn’t
it? We catch the colour of our surroundings.
But what we were, we continue to be in the
grain. The vulgar-minded Ottoline Filson, who
captivated, and disgusted, you in Paris is before
you at this moment. The only difference is that
then she was a natural person, and now she plays les
grands roles. [Sitting upright and pressing
her temples.] Oh, I have fooled myself as well
as you, Phil deluded myself!
PHILIP.
Youre dog-tired, Otto. Your brains in a fever. All youve done, youve done
from your love for me, my dear your deep, passionate love
OTTOLINE.
[Wincing.] Passionate love parfaitement!
[Looking at him.] But that feeling’s
over, Phil.
PHILIP.
Over?
OTTOLINE.
[Simply.] I shall always love
you always always; but my passion
exhausted itself last night. For months it has
borne me along on a wave. It was that that swept
me to the door of Titterton’s office in Charles
Street, Adelphi; it was strong enough to drive me to
any length. But last night, in those dreadful
small hours, the wave beat itself out, and threw me
up on to the rocks, and left me shivering naked ashamed [drawing
a deep breath] ah, but in my right senses!
[She
unbuttons her left-hand glove, rolls the hand of
the
glove over her wrist, and takes her engagement-ring
from
her finger.
PHILIP.
[Aghast.] Otto! Otto!
What are you doing! What are you doing! [She
lays the ring carefully upon the smoking-table and
rises and walks away. He rises with her, following
her.] To-morrow when youve had some sleep to-morrow
OTTOLINE.
Never. Don’t deceive yourself,
Philip. [Going to the fireplace.] If anything
was needed to strengthen my resolution, the announcement
you’ve just made would supply it.
PHILIP.
[On the left.] Announcement?
OTTOLINE.
With regard to your literary work.
[Turning to him.] Ne voyez-vous pas!
I have begun to degrade you already!
PHILIP.
[Consciously.] Degrade me?
OTTOLINE.
Degrade you. If I hadn’t
come into your life again, you would have accepted
your reverse your failure to gain popularity
by your latest book as you’ve accepted
similar disappointments with a shrug and
a confident snap of your fingers. [Advancing.]
But I’ve humbled you bruised your
spirit shaken your courage; and now you express your willingness you! to
throw your pen aside, and tack yourself to my skirts,
and to figure meekly for the rest of your existence
as “Mrs. Mackworth’s husband”! [At
the nearer end of the writing-table.] Mon Dieu!
This is what I have brought you to!
PHILIP.
[Biting his lip.] You you
wouldn’t have me profit by the advertisement
I’ve got out of “The Big Drum,” Ottoline [ironically]
the finest advertisement I could wish for, according
to Robbie! You wouldn’t have me sink as
low as that?
OTTOLINE.
You can write under an alias a
nom de plume until youve won your proper place
PHILIP.
[Uneasily.] Oh, well perhaps by-and-by when we had settled down, you
and I and things had adjusted themselves
OTTOLINE.
Yes, when you’d grown sick and
weary of your new environment, and had had time to
reflect on the horrid trick I’d employed to get
hold of you, and had learned to despise me for it,
you’d creep back to your desk and make an effort
to pick up the broken threads! [Coming to the settee
on the right.] Eh bien! Do you know what
would happen then, Phil?
PHILIP.
W-w-what?
OTTOLINE.
[Intensely.] I should puff
you, under the rose quietly pull the strings use all the influence I could rake
up
PHILIP.
No, no
OTTOLINE.
I should. It’s in my blood.
I couldn’t resist it. Whether you wrote
as Jones, or Smith, or Robinson, you’d find
Jones, Smith, or Robinson artfully puffed and paragraphed
and thrust under people’s noses in the papers.
I’m an incurably vulgar woman, I tell you! [Snatching
at her coat harshly.] Ah, que je
me connais; que je me connais!
[She
fumbles for the arm-holes of her coat. He goes
to
her
quickly and they stand holding the coat between them
and
looking at each other.
PHILIP.
[After a silence.] You you’re
determined?
OTTOLINE.
Determined.
PHILIP.
You you can’t be!
Ottoline.
I am I swear I am.
PHILIP.
[After a further silence.]
Then it is as you said last night?
OTTOLINE.
What did I say last night? I forget.
PHILIP.
[In a husky voice.] C’est fini âpres
tout!
OTTOLINE.
[Inclining her head.] C’est fini âpres
tout.
PHILIP.
[Bitterly.] Ho! Ho, ho,
ho! [Another pause.] So when when
April comes we we sha’n’t!
OTTOLINE.
[Lowering her eyes all
gentleness again.] We shant walk under the trees in the Champs-Elysees,
Phil
PHILIP.
Nor in the Allee de Longchamp where we
OTTOLINE.
No, nor in the Allee de Longchamp.
PHILIP.
[Releasing her coat and thrusting
his hands into his trouser-pockets.] Somebody
else’ll gulp the milk at the Cafe d’Armenonville!
OTTOLINE.
And at the Pre-Catalan
PHILIP.
And therell be no one to gaze sentimentally at my old windows in the Rue
Soufflot
OTTOLINE.
[Softly.] Quarante-trois bis. [Sighing.]
No one.
PHILIP.
[With a hollow laugh.] Ha,
ha, ha! C’est fini âpres tout!
OTTOLINE.
[Firmly.] C’est fini âpres
tout. [She holds out her coat to him and he
helps her into it. Suddenly, while her back is
turned to him, he utters a guttural cry and grips
her shoulders savagely. She turns in surprise,
her hand to her shoulder.] Oh, Phil!
PHILIP.
[Pointing at her.] I see!
I see! I see the end of it! You’ll
marry Barradell! You’ll marry the fellow
who’s cooling his heels down below in South
Square!
OTTOLINE.
[Placidly, fastening her coat.] I may.
PHILIP.
[Choking.] Oh!
OTTOLINE.
I may, if I marry at all and
he bothers any more about me.
PHILIP.
[Stamping up and down.] Bacon
Barradell! Bacon Barradell! The wife of
Bacon Barradell!
OTTOLINE.
[With a sad smile.] He has
social aims; a vulgar, pushing woman would be a serviceable
partner for Sir Tim.
PHILIP.
Oh! Oh! [Dropping
on to the settee on the left and burying his face
in his hands.] Ho, well, more power to him!
He can sell his bacon; I I can’t
sell my books!
[Again
there is a silence, and then, putting on her
left-hand
glove, she goes to PHILIP and stands over
him
compassionately.
OTTOLINE.
Mon pauvre Philippe, it’s
you, not I, who will take another view of things to-morrow.
[He makes a gesture of dissent.] Ah, come, come,
come! You have never loved me as I have loved
you. Unconsciously without perceiving
it one may be half a poseuse; but
at least I’ve been sincere in my love for you,
and in hungering to be your wife. [Giving him her
right hand.] You’re the best I’ve ever
known, dear; by far the best I’ve ever known.
[He presses her hand to his brow convulsively.]
But when we had our talk in South Audley Street, how
did you serve me? You insisted on my waiting waiting;
I who had cherished your image in my mind for years!
You guessed I shouldn’t have patience you
almost prophesied as much; but still I
was to wait!
PHILIP.
[Inarticulately.] Oh, Otto!
OTTOLINE.
[Withdrawing her hand.] What
did that show, Phil? It showed as your
compromise with mother and Dad showed afterwards that
the success of the book you were engaged upon came
first with you; that marrying me was to be only an
incident in your career; that you didn’t love
me sufficiently to bend your pride or vary your programme
a jot. [He gets to his feet, startled, dumbfoundered.
He attempts to speak, but she checks him.] H’sh!
H’sh! I’m scolding you; but, for your
sake, I wouldn’t have it otherwise. Now
that I’m sane and cool, I wouldn’t have
it otherwise.
PHILIP.
[Struggling for words thickly.]
Ottoline Ottoline [his voice
dying away] I!
OTTOLINE.
[Taking his hands in hers.]
Good-bye. Don’t come downstairs with me.
Let me leave you sitting at your table, at work at
work on that incomplete chapter. We shall tumble
up against one another, I dare say, at odd times,
but this is the last we shall see of each other dans
l’intimite; and I want to print on my memory
the sight of you [pointing to the writing-table]
there keeping your flag flying. [Putting
her arms round him in a whisper.] Keep
your flag flying, Philip! Don’t don’t
sulk with your art, and be false to yourself, because
a trumpery woman has fretted and disturbed you.
Keep your flag flying [kissing him]
my my dear hero!
[She untwines her arms
and steps back. Slowly, with his hands
hanging loosely, and his chin upon his breast,
PHILIP passes her and goes to the
writing-table. There, dully and
mechanically, he takes the unfinished page of manuscript
from the portfolio, arranges it upon the blotting-pad
and, seating himself at the table, picks up his
pen. Very softly OTTOLINE opens the vestibule
door, gives PHILIP a last look
over her shoulder, and enters the vestibule,
closing the door behind her. There is
a pause, during which PHILIP sits staring at
his inkstand, and then the outer door
slams. With an exclamation,
PHILIP drops his pen, leaps up, and rushes
to the vestibule door.
PHILIP.
Otto! Otto! [Loudly.] Ottoline!
[With his hand on the
door-handle, he wavers, his eyes shifting
wildly to and from the writing-table. Then, with
a mighty effort, he pulls himself together, strides
to the smoking-table, and loads and
lights his pipe. Puffing at his
pipe fiercely, he reseats himself before his
manuscript and, grabbing his pen, forces himself to
write. He has written a word or
two when he falters stops and
lays his head upon his arm on the table.
PHILIP.
[His shoulders heaving.] Oh, Otto Otto!