SIR BOOUM’S CIRCUS
Our travellers came in sight of the
circus. Imagine, children, a huge encampment
like a small town, with sections, and streets,
houses of green canvas on stout poles, tall caravans
on wheels enclosing everything as though with impassable
walls, and in the centre all sorts of people, in all
sorts of costumes, walking up and down.
There were brown men, yellow men,
red men, black men, big men, little men, thin men,
fat men, lame men, deformed men, men with goitres,
men covered with feathers, men covered with fur, in
fact, men of every possible kind, size, and land, men
to suit every possible taste.
All the most curious specimens were
represented. Besides these there was a colossal
menagerie. In it there were more than twenty
elephants, giraffes, hippopotami, rhinoceroses, zebras,
dromedaries, camels, and the rarest kinds of antelopes.
Then came the reptiles, from the boa constrictor,
who was ten yards long, to the smallest blind-worm,
amongst them some of the most dangerous kinds.
Crocodiles twenty feet long, monstrous toads, tortoises
as big as donkeys. Then there were the wild beasts
too. Lions from Abyssinia, from Atlas, tigers
from Bengal, from Persia, jaguars, panthers,
leopards, all the big cat family, lynx, onca, tiger
cat. Bears of all kinds, grizzly, grey, black,
and white. Then came wolves, foxes, coyotes,
in fact the whole series of the dog tribe with every
possible domestic variety.
In little barred cages was a collection
of smaller carnivorous animals and rodents. In
a huge room all the monkeys from the big gorilla to
the minute ouistiti or witsit, were
installed; they squabbled, pulled one another’s
tails, bit one another, uttered piercing cries.
There were constant battles going on in that corner.
Then in an immense aviary were all
the birds of creation, divided into classes, from
the humming-bird, the size of a hornet, to the ostrich.
This was, to tell the truth, the part that interested
Mother Etienne most of all. She was more used
to creatures of this kind, they reminded her of her
beloved poultry-yard. In spite of the signs put
up everywhere, “Do not feed the animals,”
the good woman who had purposely filled her basket
with cakes threw them in indiscriminately. There
were enough for all the animals she passed. First
she threw some to the lions. The lions took no
notice, at which she was most surprised. Her idea
in offering the cakes was to see if the animals were
hungry and to find out that way how they were treated.
Miss Booum, who was acting as her
guide, was much amused at her astonishment and could
not resist saying:
“Madame, to offer a cream bun
to a tiger is like offering a beef-steak to an elephant.
Just keep your cakes for the ostriches, they are so
greedy that they will eat stones. If they were
to keep a hardware store they would be certain to
eat up their stock.”
Pleased at this permission, when she
came to the ostriches, Mother Etienne offered them
a cake, but they looked down at it very haughtily
and suspiciously. From this she concluded that
even those birds were so well-fed that they were not
hungry and felt quite satisfied about Yollande.
After half an hour’s walk through
the circus, having visited every corner of it, they
went towards the manager’s house. There
five o’clock tea was served. Mother Etienne,
quite at ease, did honour to the lunch so graciously
provided, and after thanking Miss Booum gratefully,
she kissed Yollande very tenderly and prepared to
return to the farm.
At a sign from the young American
girl, a stout piebald pony, harnessed to a trap, was
led forward by a groom.
“That is my own carriage and
my horse Charlie, which you can drive yourself, Madame,
if you like. He is quick and safe, you may be
sure of that. You will be at home again in less
time than it took to come here with four horses.
Farewell, dear Madame, a pleasant drive. Remember
that we expect you tomorrow for the afternoon performance,
and that nice little maid of yours too. Your seats
will be reserved.”
The two women shook hands cordially,
Mother Etienne got into the carriage, and took the
reins. The pony feeling a hand used to driving,
set off at a quick trot, then warming to his work flew
over the ground. He had the paces of a big horse
and had to be kept well in hand.
Mother Etienne soon reached home delighted
with her adventure. She was assailed by questions
from Germaine and Petit-Jacques. They sat there
drinking in her words. Mother Etienne told them
as best she could all that had happened and all that
she had seen in the most secret wings of the gigantic
circus. Germaine in her excitement was forgetful
enough to let the soup boil over and the roast burn,
but all the same they dined gaily. There were
still plenty of questions to be asked. Mother
Etienne had to go over every detail and even to tell
some stories over again. They went on talking
far into the night so charmed were the listeners
at the recital.
Nobody thought of going to bed.
Germaine was longing for the morrow, she was so anxious
to see for herself this fairyland.
At last, midnight striking, reminded
Mother Etienne that it was time for sleep. Then
they all went to bed, each head full of the wonders
of tomorrow’s performance.