Sir Percy Blakeney, as the chronicles
of the time inform us, was in this year of grace 1792,
still a year or two on the right side of thirty.
Tall, above the average, even for an Englishman, broad-shouldered
and massively built, he would have been called unusually
good-looking, but for a certain lazy expression in
his deep-set blue eyes, and that perpetual inane laugh
which seemed to disfigure his strong, clearly-cut
mouth.
It was nearly a year ago now that
Sir Percy Blakeney, Bart., one of the richest men
in England, leader of all the fashions, and intimate
friend of the Prince of Wales, had astonished fashionable
society in London and Bath by bringing home, from
one of his journeys abroad, a beautiful, fascinating,
clever, French wife. He, the sleepiest, dullest,
most British Britisher that had ever set a pretty
woman yawning, had secured a brilliant matrimonial
prize for which, as all chroniclers aver, there had
been many competitors.
Marguerite St. Just had first made
her debut in artistic Parisian circles, at the
very moment when the greatest social upheaval the
world has ever known was taking place within its very
walls. Scarcely eighteen, lavishly gifted with
beauty and talent, chaperoned only by a young and
devoted brother, she had soon gathered round her, in
her charming apartment in the Rue Richelieu, a coterie
which was as brilliant as it was exclusive-exclusive,
that is to say, only from one point of view.
Marguerite St. Just was from principle and by conviction
a republican-equality of birth was her motto-inequality
of fortune was in her eyes a mere untoward accident,
but the only inequality she admitted was that of talent.
“Money and titles may be hereditary,”
she would say, “but brains are not,” and
thus her charming salon was reserved for originality
and intellect, for brilliance and wit, for clever
men and talented women, and the entrance into it was
soon looked upon in the world of intellect-which
even in those days and in those troublous times found
its pivot in Paris-as the seal to an artistic
career.
Clever men, distinguished men, and
even men of exalted station formed a perpetual and
brilliant court round the fascinating young actress
of the Comedie Francaise, and she glided through republican,
revolutionary, bloodthirsty Paris like a shining comet
with a trail behind her of all that was most distinguished,
most interesting, in intellectual Europe.
Then the climax came. Some smiled
indulgently and called it an artistic eccentricity,
others looked upon it as a wise provision, in view
of the many events which were crowding thick and fast
in Paris just then, but to all, the real motive of
that climax remained a puzzle and a mystery.
Anyway, Marguerite St. Just married Sir Percy Blakeney
one fine day, just like that, without any warning
to her friends, without a soiree de contrat
or diner de Fiançailles or other appurtenances
of a fashionable French wedding.
How that stupid, dull Englishman ever
came to be admitted within the intellectual circle
which revolved round “the cleverest woman in
Europe,” as her friends unanimously called her,
no one ventured to guess-golden key is
said to open every door, asserted the more malignantly
inclined.
Enough, she married him, and “the
cleverest woman in Europe” had linked her fate
to that “demmed idiot” Blakeney, and not
even her most intimate friends could assign to this
strange step any other motive than that of supreme
eccentricity. Those friends who knew, laughed
to scorn the idea that Marguerite St. Just had married
a fool for the sake of the worldly advantages with
which he might endow her. They knew, as a matter
of fact, that Marguerite St. Just cared nothing about
money, and still less about a title; moreover, there
were at least half a dozen other men in the cosmopolitan
world equally well-born, if not so wealthy as Blakeney,
who would have been only too happy to give Marguerite
St. Just any position she might choose to covet.
As for Sir Percy himself, he was universally
voted to be totally unqualified for the onerous post
he had taken upon himself. His chief qualifications
for it seemed to consist in his blind adoration for
her, his great wealth and the high favour in which
he stood at the English court; but London society
thought that, taking into consideration his own intellectual
limitations, it would have been wiser on his part had
he bestowed those worldly advantages upon a less brilliant
and witty wife.
Although lately he had been so prominent
a figure in fashionable English society, he had spent
most of his early life abroad. His father, the
late Sir Algernon Blakeney, had had the terrible misfortune
of seeing an idolized young wife become hopelessly
insane after two years of happy married life.
Percy had just been born when the late Lady Blakeney
fell prey to the terrible malady which in those days
was looked upon as hopelessly incurable and nothing
short of a curse of God upon the entire family.
Sir Algernon took his afflicted young wife abroad,
and there presumably Percy was educated, and grew
up between an imbecile mother and a distracted father,
until he attained his majority. The death of
his parents following close upon one another left him
a free man, and as Sir Algernon had led a forcibly
simple and retired life, the large Blakeney fortune
had increased tenfold.
Sir Percy Blakeney had travelled a
great deal abroad, before he brought home his beautiful,
young, French wife. The fashionable circles of
the time were ready to receive them both with open
arms; Sir Percy was rich, his wife was accomplished,
the Prince of Wales took a very great liking to them
both. Within six months they were the acknowledged
leaders of fashion and of style. Sir Percy’s
coats were the talk of the town, his inanitiés
were quoted, his foolish laugh copied by the gilded
youth at Almack’s or the Mall. Everyone
knew that he was hopelessly stupid, but then that
was scarcely to be wondered at, seeing that all the
Blakeneys for generations had been notoriously dull,
and that his mother died an imbecile.
Thus society accepted him, petted
him, made much of him, since his horses were the finest
in the country, his Fêtes and wines the most
sought after. As for his marriage with “the
cleverest woman in Europe,” well! the inevitable
came with sure and rapid footsteps. No one pitied
him, since his fate was of his own making. There
were plenty of young ladies in England, of high birth
and good looks, who would have been quite willing
to help him to spend the Blakeney fortune, whilst
smiling indulgently at his inanitiés and his good-humoured
foolishness. Moreover, Sir Percy got no pity,
because he seemed to require none-he seemed
very proud of his clever wife, and to care little that
she took no pains to disguise that good-natured contempt
which she evidently felt for him, and that she even
amused herself by sharpening her ready wits at his
expense.
But then Blakeney was really too stupid
to notice the ridicule with which his wife covered
him, and if his matrimonial relations with the fascinating
Parisienne had not turned out all that his hopes
and his dog-like devotion for her had pictured, society
could never do more than vaguely guess at it.
In his beautiful house at Richmond
he played second fiddle to his clever wife with imperturbable
Bonhomie; he lavished jewels and luxuries of
all kinds upon her, which she took with inimitable
grace, dispensing the hospitality of his superb mansion
with the same graciousness with which she had welcomed
the intellectual coterie of Paris.
Physically, Sir Percy Blakeney was
undeniably handsome-always excepting the
lazy, bored look which was habitual to him. He
was always irreproachable dressed, and wore the exaggerated
“Incroyable” fashions, which had
just crept across from Paris to England, with the perfect
good taste innate in an English gentleman. On
this special afternoon in September, in spite of the
long journey by coach, in spite of rain and mud, his
coat set irreproachably across his fine shoulders,
his hands looked almost femininely white, as they
emerged through billowy frills of finest Mechline
lace: the extravagantly short-waisted satin coat,
wide-lapelled waistcoat, and tight-fitting striped
breeches, set off his massive figure to perfection,
and in repose one might have admired so fine a specimen
of English manhood, until the foppish ways, the affected
movements, the perpetual inane laugh, brought one’s
admiration of Sir Percy Blakeney to an abrupt close.
He had lolled into the old-fashioned
inn parlour, shaking the wet off his fine overcoat;
then putting up a gold-rimmed eye-glass to his lazy
blue eye, he surveyed the company, upon whom an embarrassed
silence had suddenly fallen.
“How do, Tony? How do,
Ffoulkes?” he said, recognizing the two young
men and shaking them by the hand. “Zounds,
my dear fellow,” he added, smothering a slight
yawn, “did you ever see such a beastly day?
Demmed climate this.”
With a quaint little laugh, half of
embarrassment and half of sarcasm, Marguerite had
turned towards her husband, and was surveying him from
head to foot, with an amused little twinkle in her
merry blue eyes.
“La!” said Sir Percy,
after a moment or two’s silence, as no one offered
any comment, “how sheepish you all look . . .
What’s up?”
“Oh, nothing, Sir Percy,”
replied Marguerite, with a certain amount of gaiety,
which, however, sounded somewhat forced, “nothing
to disturb your equanimity-only an insult
to your wife.”
The laugh which accompanied this remark was evidently
intended to reassure Sir Percy as to the gravity of the incident. It
apparently succeeded in that, for echoing the laugh, he rejoined placidly-
“La, m’dear! you don’t
say so. Begad! who was the bold man who dared
to tackle you-eh?”
Lord Tony tried to interpose, but
had no time to do so, for the young Vicomte had already
quickly stepped forward.
“Monsieur,” he said, prefixing
his little speech with an elaborate bow, and speaking
in broken English, “my mother, the Comtesse de
Tournay de Basserive, has offenced Madame, who, I
see, is your wife. I cannot ask your pardon for
my mother; what she does is right in my eyes.
But I am ready to offer you the usual reparation between
men of honour.”
The young man drew up his slim stature
to its full height and looked very enthusiastic, very
proud, and very hot as he gazed at six foot odd of
gorgeousness, as represented by Sir Percy Blakeney,
Bart.
“Lud, Sir Andrew,” said
Marguerite, with one of her merry infectious laughs,
“look on that pretty picture-the English
turkey and the French bantam.”
The simile was quite perfect, and
the English turkey looked down with complete bewilderment
upon the dainty little French bantam, which hovered
quite threateningly around him.
“La! sir,” said Sir Percy
at last, putting up his eye glass and surveying the
young Frenchman with undisguised wonderment, “where,
in the cuckoo’s name, did you learn to speak
English?”
“Monsieur!” protested
the Vicomte, somewhat abashed at the way his warlike
attitude had been taken by the ponderous-looking Englishman.
“I protest ’tis marvellous!”
continued Sir Percy, imperturbably, “demmed
marvellous! Don’t you think so, Tony-eh?
I vow I can’t speak the French lingo like that.
What?”
“Nay, I’ll vouch for that!”
rejoined Marguerite, “Sir Percy has a British
accent you could cut with a knife.”
“Monsieur,” interposed
the Vicomte earnestly, and in still more broken English,
“I fear you have not understand. I offer
you the only posseeble reparation among gentlemen.”
“What the devil is that?” asked Sir Percy,
blandly.
“My sword, Monsieur,”
replied the Vicomte, who, though still bewildered,
was beginning to lose his temper.
“You are a sportsman, Lord Tony,”
said Marguerite, merrily; “ten to one on the
little bantam.”
But Sir Percy was staring sleepily
at the Vicomte for a moment or two, through his partly
closed heavy lids, then he smothered another yawn,
stretched his long limbs, and turned leisurely away.
“Lud love you, sir,” he
muttered good-humouredly, “demmit, young man,
what’s the good of your sword to me?”
What the Vicomte thought and felt at that moment, when that
long-limbed Englishman treated him with such marked insolence, might fill
volumes of sound reflections. . . . What he said resolved itself into a
single articulate word, for all the others were choked in his throat by his
surging wrath-
“A duel, Monsieur,” he stammered.
Once more Blakeney turned, and from
his high altitude looked down on the choleric little
man before him; but not even for a second did he seem
to lose his own imperturbable good-humour. He
laughed his own pleasant and inane laugh, and burying
his slender, long hands into the capacious pockets
of his overcoat, he said leisurely-“a
bloodthirsty young ruffian, Do you want to make a
hole in a law-abiding man? . . . As for me, sir,
I never fight duels,” he added, as he placidly
sat down and stretched his long, lazy legs out before
him. “Demmed uncomfortable things, duels,
ain’t they, Tony?”
Now the Vicomte had no doubt vaguely
heard that in England the fashion of duelling amongst
gentlemen had been surpressed by the law with a very
stern hand; still to him, a Frenchman, whose notions
of bravery and honour were based upon a code that
had centuries of tradition to back it, the spectacle
of a gentleman actually refusing to fight a duel was
a little short of an enormity. In his mind he
vaguely pondered whether he should strike that long-legged
Englishman in the face and call him a coward, or whether
such conduct in a lady’s presence might be deemed
ungentlemanly, when Marguerite happily interposed.
“I pray you, Lord Tony,”
she said in that gentle, sweet, musical voice of hers,
“I pray you play the peacemaker. The child
is bursting with rage, and,” she added with
a Soupçon of dry sarcasm, “might do Sir
Percy an injury.” She laughed a mocking
little laugh, which, however, did not in the least
disturb her husband’s placid equanimity.
“The British turkey has had the day,”
she said. “Sir Percy would provoke all the
saints in the calendar and keep his temper the while.”
But already Blakeney, good-humoured
as ever, had joined in the laugh against himself.
“Demmed smart that now, wasn’t
it?” he said, turning pleasantly to the Vicomte.
“Clever woman my wife, sir. . . . You will
find that out if you live long enough in England.”
“Sir Percy is right, Vicomte,”
here interposed Lord Antony, laying a friendly hand
on the young Frenchman’s shoulder. “It
would hardly be fitting that you should commence your
career in England by provoking him to a duel.”
For a moment longer the Vicomte hesitated, then with a slight
shrug of the shoulders directed against the extraordinary code of honour
prevailing in this fog-ridden island, he said with becoming dignity,-
“Ah, well! if Monsieur is satisfied,
I have no griefs. You mi’lor’, are
our protector. If I have done wrong, I withdraw
myself.”
“Aye, do!” rejoined Blakeney,
with a long sigh of satisfaction, “withdraw
yourself over there. Demmed excitable little puppy,”
he added under his breath, “Faith, Ffoulkes,
if that’s a specimen of the goods you and your
friends bring over from France, my advice to you is,
drop ’em ’mid Channel, my friend, or I
shall have to see old Pitt about it, get him to clap
on a prohibitive tariff, and put you in the stocks
an you smuggle.”
“La, Sir Percy, your chivalry
misguides you,” said Marguerite, coquettishly,
“you forget that you yourself have imported one
bundle of goods from France.”
Blakeney slowly rose to his feet, and, making a deep and
elaborate bow before his wife, he said with consummate gallantry,-
“I had the pick of the market,
Madame, and my taste is unerring.”
“More so than your chivalry,
I fear,” she retorted sarcastically.
“Odd’s life, m’dear!
be reasonable! Do you think I am going to allow
my body to be made a pincushion of, by every little
frog-eater who don’t like the shape of your
nose?”
“Lud, Sir Percy!” laughed
Lady Blakeney as she bobbed him a quaint and pretty
curtsey, “you need not be afraid! ’Tis
not the men who dislike the shape of my nose.”
“Afraid be demmed! Do you
impugn my bravery, Madame? I don’t patronise
the ring for nothing, do I, Tony? I’ve put
up the fists with Red Sam before now, and-and
he didn’t get it all his own way either-
“S’faith, Sir Percy,”
said Marguerite, with a long and merry laugh, that
went enchoing along the old oak rafters of the parlour,
“I would I had seen you then . . . ha! ha! ha!
ha!-you must have looked a pretty picture
. . . and . . . and to be afraid of a little French
boy . . . ha! ha! . . . ha! ha!”
“Ha! ha! ha! he! he! he!”
echoed Sir Percy, good-humouredly. “La,
Madame, you honour me! Zooks! Ffoulkes, mark
ye that! I have made my wife laugh!-The
cleverest woman in Europe! . . . Odd’s fish,
we must have a bowl on that!” and he tapped
vigorously on the table near him. “Hey!
Jelly! Quick, man! Here, Jelly!”
Harmony was once more restored.
Mr. Jellyband, with a mighty effort, recovered himself
from the many emotions he had experienced within the
last half hour. “A bowl of punch, Jelly,
hot and strong, eh?” said Sir Percy. “The
wits that have just made a clever woman laugh must
be whetted! Ha! ha! ha! Hasten, my good
Jelly!”
“Nay, there is no time, Sir
Percy,” interposed Marguerite. “The
skipper will be here directly and my brother must
get on board, or the day dream will miss
the tide.”
“Time, m’dear? There
is plenty of time for any gentleman to get drunk and
get on board before the turn of the tide.”
“I think, your ladyship,”
said Jellyband, respectfully, “that the young
gentleman is coming along now with Sir Percy’s
skipper.”
“That’s right,”
said Blakeney, “then Armand can join us in the
merry bowl. Think you, Tony,” he added,
turning towards the Vicomte, “that the jackanapes
of yours will join us in a glass? Tell him that
we drink in token of reconciliation.”
“In fact you are all such merry
company,” said Marguerite, “that I trust
you will forgive me if I bid my brother good-bye in
another room.”
It would have been bad form to protest.
Both Lord Antony and Sir Andrew felt that Lady Blakeney
could not altogether be in tune with them at the moment.
Her love for her brother, Armand St. Just, was deep
and touching in the extreme. He had just spent
a few weeks with her in her English home, and was
going back to serve his country, at the moment when
death was the usual reward for the most enduring devotion.
Sir Percy also made no attempt to
detain his wife. With that perfect, somewhat
affected gallantry which characterised his every movement,
he opened the coffee-room door for her, and made her
the most approved and elaborate bow, which the fashion
of the time dictated, as she sailed out of the room
without bestowing on him more than a passing, slightly
contemptuous glance. Only Sir Andrew Ffoulkes,
whose every thought since he had met Suzanne de Tournay
seemed keener, more gentle, more innately sympathetic,
noted the curious look of intense longing, of deep
and hopeless passion, with which the inane and flippant
Sir Percy followed the retreating figure of his brilliant
wife.