The four friends of Madame de Vaurigard
were borne to her apartment from the Magnifique
in Cooley’s big car. They sailed triumphantly
down and up the hills in a cool and bracing air, under
a moon that shone as brightly for them as it had for
Cæsar, and Mellin’s soul was buoyant within
him. He thought of Cranston and laughed aloud.
What would Cranston say if it could see him in a sixty-horse
touring-car, with two millionaires and an English
diplomat, brother of an earl, and all on the way to
dine with a countess? If Mary Kramer could see
him!... Poor Mary Kramer! Poor little Mary
Kramer!
A man-servant took their coats in
Madame de Vaurigard’s hall, where they could
hear through the curtains the sound of one or two voices
in cheerful conversation.
Sneyd held up his hand.
“Listen,” he said.
“Shawly, that isn’t Lady Mount-Rhyswicke’s
voice! She couldn’t be in Reom always
a Rhyswicke Caws’l for Decembah. By Jev,
it is!”
“Nothin’ of the kind,”
said Pedlow. “I know Lady Mount-Rhyswicke
as well as I know you. I started her father in
business when he was clerkin’ behind a counter
in Liverpool. I give him the money to begin on.
’Make good,’ says I, ‘that’s
all. Make good!’ And he done it, too.
Educated his daughter fit fer a princess, married
her to Mount-Rhyswicke, and when he died left her
ten million dollars if he left her a cent! I know
Madge Mount-Rhyswicke and that ain’t her voice.”
A peal of silvery laughter rang from
the other side of the curtain.
“They’ve heard you,” said Cooley.
“An’ who could help it?”
Madame de Vaurigard herself threw back the curtains.
“Who could help hear our great, dear, olé
lion? How he roar’!”
She wore a white velvet “princesse”
gown of a fashion which was a shade less than what
is called “daring,” with a rope of pearls
falling from her neck and a diamond star in her dark
hair. Standing with one arm uplifted to the curtains,
and with the mellow glow of candles and firelight
behind her, she was so lovely that both Mellin and
Cooley stood breathlessly still until she changed
her attitude. This she did only to move toward
them, extending a hand to each, letting Cooley seize
the right and Mellin the left.
Each of them was pleased with what
he got, particularly Mellin. “The left
is nearer the heart,” he thought.
She led them through the curtains,
not withdrawing her hands until they entered the salon.
She might have led them out of her fifth-story window
in that fashion, had she chosen.
“My two wicked boys!”
she laughed tenderly. This also pleased both of
them, though each would have preferred to be her only
wicked boy a preference which, perhaps,
had something to do with the later events of the evening.
“Aha! I know you both;
before twenty minute’ you will be makin’
love to Lady Mount-Rhyswicke. Behol’ those
two already! An’ they are only olé
frien’s.”
She pointed to Pedlow and Sneyd.
The fat man was shouting at a woman in pink satin,
who lounged, half-reclining, among a pile of cushions
upon a divan near the fire; Sneyd gallantly bending
over her to kiss her hand.
“It is a very little dinner,
you see,” continued the hostess, “only
seven, but we shall be seven time’ happier.”
The seventh person proved to be the
Italian, Corni, who had surrendered his seat
in Madame de Vaurigard’s victoria to Mellin
on the Pincio. He presently made his appearance
followed by a waiter bearing a tray of glasses filled
with a pink liquid, while the Countess led her two
wicked boys across the room to present them to Lady
Mount-Rhyswicke. Already Mellin was forming sentences
for his next letter to the Cranston Telegraph:
“Lady Mount-Rhyswicke said to me the other evening,
while discussing the foreign policy of Great Britain,
in Comtesse de Vaurigard’s salon...”
“An English peeress of pronounced literary acumen
has been giving me rather confidentially her opinion
of our American poets...”
The inspiration of these promising
fragments was a large, weary-looking person, with
no lack of powdered shoulder above her pink bodice
and a profusion of “undulated” hair of
so decided a blond that it might have been suspected
that the decision had lain with the lady herself.
“Howjdo,” she said languidly,
when Mellin’s name was pronounced to her.
“There’s a man behind you tryin’
to give you something to drink.”
“Who was it said these were
Martinis?” snorted Pedlow. “They’ve
got perfumery in ’em.”
“Ah, what a bad lion it is!”
Madame de Vaurigard lifted both hands in mock horror.
“Roar, lion, roar!” she cried. “An’
think of the emotion of our good Cavaliere Corni,
who have come an hour early jus’ to make them
for us! I ask Monsieur Mellin if it is not good.”
“And I’ll leave it to
Cooley,” said Pedlow. “If he can drink
all of his I’ll eat crow!”
Thus challenged, the two young men
smilingly accepted glasses from the waiter, and lifted
them on high.
“Same toast,” said Cooley. “Queen!”
"A la belle Marquise!"
Gallantly they drained the glasses
at a gulp, and Madame de Vaurigard clapped her hands.
“Bravo!” she cried. “You see?
Corni and I, we win.”
“Look at their faces!”
said Mr. Pedlow, tactlessly drawing attention to what
was, for the moment, an undeniably painful sight.
“Don’t tell me an Italian knows how to
make a good Martini!”
Mellin profoundly agreed, but, as
he joined the small procession to the Countess’
dinner-table, he was certain that an Italian at least
knew how to make a strong one.
The light in the dining-room was provided
by six heavily-shaded candles on the table; the latter
decorated with delicate lines of orchids. The
chairs were large and comfortable, covered with tapestry;
the glass was old Venetian, and the servants, moving
like useful ghosts in the shadow outside the circle
of mellow light, were particularly efficient in the
matter of keeping the wine-glasses full. Madame
de Vaurigard had put Pedlow on her right, Cooley on
her left, with Mellin directly opposite her, next
to Lady Mount-Rhyswicke. Mellin was pleased, because
he thought he would have the Countess’s face
toward him. Anything would have pleased him just
then.
“This is the kind of table everybody
ought to have,” he observed to the party in
general, as he finished his first glass of champagne.
“I’m going to have it like this at my
place in the States if I ever decide to
go back. I’ll have six separate candlesticks
like this, not a candelabrum, and that will be the
only light in the room. And I’ll never
have anything but orchids on my table ”
“For my part,” Lady Mount-Rhyswicke
interrupted in the loud, tired monotone which seemed
to be her only manner of speaking, “I like more
light. I like all the light that’s goin’.”
“If Lady Mount-Rhyswicke sat
at my table,” returned Mellin dashingly,
“I should wish all the light in the world to
shine upon so happy an event.”
“Hear the man!” she drawled.
“He’s proposing to me. Thinks I’m
a widow.”
There was a chorus of laughter, over
which rose the bellow of Mr. Pedlow.
“‘He’s game!’ she says and
ain’t he?”
Across the table Madame de Vaurigard’s
eyes met Mellin’s with a mocking intelligence
so complete that he caught her message without need
of the words she noiselessly formed with her lips:
“I tol’ you you would be making love to
her!”
He laughed joyously in answer.
Why shouldn’t he flirt with Lady Mount-Rhyswicke?
He was thoroughly happy; his Helene, his belle
Marquise, sat across the table from him sending
messages to him with her eyes. He adored her,
but he liked Lady Mount-Rhyswicke he liked
everybody and everything in the world. He liked
Pedlow particularly, and it no longer troubled him
that the fat man should be a friend of Madame de Vaurigard.
Pedlow was a “character” and a wit as well.
Mellin laughed heartily at everything the Honorable
Chandler Pedlow said.
“This is life,” remarked
the young man to his fair neighbor.
“What is? Sittin’ round a table,
eatin’ and drinkin’?”
“Ah, lovely skeptic!”
She looked at him strangely, but he continued with
growing enthusiasm: “I mean to sit at such
a table as this, with such a chef, with such wines to
know one crowded hour like this is to live! Not
a thing is missing; all this swagger furniture, the
rich atmosphere of smartness about the whole place;
best of all, the company. It’s a great
thing to have the real people around you, the
right sort, you know, socially; people you’d
ask to your own table at home. There are only
seven, but every one distingue, every one ”
She leaned both elbows on the table
with her hands palm to palm, and, resting her cheek
against the back of her left hand, looked at him steadily.
“And you are you distinguished, too?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t be much known over here,”
he said modestly.
“Do you write poetry?”
“Oh, not professionally, though
it is published. I suppose” he
sipped his champagne with his head a little to one
side as though judging its quality “I
suppose I ’ve been more or less a dilettante.
I’ve knocked about the world a good bit.”
“Helene says you’re one
of these leisure American billionaires like Mr. Cooley
there,” she said in her tired voice.
“Oh, none of us are really quite
billionaires.” He laughed deprecatingly.
“No, I suppose not not
really. Go on and tell me some more about life
and this distinguished company.”
“Hey, folks!” Mr. Pedlow’s
roar broke in upon this dialogue. “You two
are gittin’ mighty thick over there. We’re
drinking a toast, and you’ll have to break away
long enough to join in.”
“Queen! That’s what she is!”
shouted Cooley.
Mellin lifted his glass with the others
and drank to Madame de Vaurigard, but the woman at
his side did not change her attitude and continued
to sit with her elbows on the table, her cheek on the
back of her hand, watching him thoughtfully.