The balance of life vibrated considerably
on the African coast. Sometimes Mr. Bull’s
scale ascended and sometimes the Slaver’s.
It was now the turn of the former to be exalted for
a while by way of revenge for my forced hospitality.
Our friends of the Bonito held on
with provoking pertinacity in front of my factory,
so that I was troubled but little with company from
Cuba for several months. At last, however, it
became necessary that I should visit a neighboring
colony for supplies, and I took advantage of a Russian
trader along the coast to effect my purpose. But
when we were within sight of our destination, a British
cruiser brought us to and visited the “Galopsik.”
As her papers were in order, and the vessel altogether
untainted, I took it for granted that Lieutenant Hill
would make a short stay and be off to his “Saracen.”
Yet, a certain “slave deck,” and an unusual
quantity of water-casks, aroused the officer’s
suspicions, so that instead of heading for our port,
we were unceremoniously favored with a prize crew,
and ordered to Sierra Leone!
I did not venture to protest against
these movements, inasmuch as I had no interest whatever
in the craft, but I ventured to suggest that “as
I was only a passenger, there could be no objection
to my landing before the new voyage was commenced.”
“By no means, sir,” was
the prompt reply, “your presence is a material
fact for the condemnation of the vessel!”
Indeed, I soon found out that I was recognized by
some of the Kroomen on the cruiser, and my unlucky
reputation was a hole in the bottom of our Russian
craft!
At Sierra Leone matters became worse.
The Court did not venture to condemn the Russian,
but resolved on ordering her to England; and when
I re-stated my reasonable appeal for release, I was
told that I must accompany the vessel on her visit
to Great Britain.
This arbitrary decision of our captors
sadly disconcerted my plans. A voyage to England
would ruin New Sestros. My barracoons were
alive with blacks, but I had not a month’s provisions
in my stores. The clerk, temporarily in charge,
was altogether unfit to conduct a factory during a
prolonged absence, and all my personal property,
as well as Don Pedro’s, was at the hazard of
his judgment during a period of considerable difficulty.
I resolved to take “French leave.”
Three men-of-war were anchored astern
and on our bows. No boats were allowed to approach
us from shore; at night two marines and four sailors
paraded the deck, so that it was a thing of some peril
to dream of escape in the face of such Arguses.
Yet there was no help for it. I could not afford
an Admiralty or Chancery suit in England, while my
barracoons were foodless in Africa.
No one had been removed from the Russian
since her seizure, nor were we denied liberty of motion
and intercourse so long as suspicion had not ripened
into legal condemnation. The captain, by birth
a Spaniard, was an old acquaintance, while the steward
and boatswain were good fellows who professed willingness
to aid me in any exploit I might devise for my liberty.
I hit upon the plan of a regular carouse;
and at once decided that my Spanish skipper was bound
to keep his birthday with commendable merriment and
abundant grog. There was to be no delay; one day
was as good as another for his festival, while all
that we needed, was time enough to obtain the requisite
supplies of food and fluid.
This was soon accomplished, and the
“fatted pig” slaughtered for the feast.
As I never left home unprovided with gold, means were
not wanting to stock our pantry with champagne as
well as brandy.
Every thing went off to a charm.
We fed like gluttons and drank like old-fashioned
squires. Bumper after bumper was quaffed to the
captain. Little by little, the infection spread,
as it always does, from the wardroom to the cabin,
and “goodfellowship” was the watchword
of the night. Invitations were given and accepted
by our prize crew. Bull and the Lion again relaxed
under the spell of beef and brandy, so that by sundown
every lip had tasted our eau de vie, and watered
for more. The “first watch” found
every soul on board, with the exception of our corporal
of marines, as happy as lords.
This corporal was a regular “character;”
and, from the first, had been feared as our stumbling-block.
He was a perfect martinet; a prim, precise, black-stock’d,
military, Miss Nancy. He neither ate nor drank,
neither talked nor smiled, but paraded the deck with
a grim air of iron severity, as if resolved to preserve
his own “discipline” if he could not control
that of any one else. I doubt very much whether
her Majesty has in her service a more dutiful loyalist
than Corporal Blunt, if that excellent functionary
has not succumbed to African malaria.
I hoped that something would occur
to melt the corporal’s heart during the evening,
and had prepared a little vial in my pocket, which,
at least, would have given him a stirless nap of twenty-four
hours. But nothing broke the charm of his spell-bound
sobriety. There he marched, to and fro, regular
as a drum tap, hour after hour, stiff and inexorable
as a ramrod!
But who, after the fall of Corporal
Blunt, shall declare that there is a living man free
from the lures of betrayal? And yet, he only
surrendered to an enemy in disguise!
“God bless me, corporal,”
said our prize lieutenant, “in the name of all
that’s damnable, why don’t you let out
a reef or two from those solemn cheeks of yours, and
drink a bumper to Captain Gaspard and Don Teodor?
You ain’t afraid of cider, are you?”
“Cider, captain?”
said the corporal, advancing to the front and throwing
up his hand with a military salute.
“Cider and be d d
to you!” returned the lieutenant. “Cider of
course, corporal; what other sort of pop can starving
wretches like us drink in Sary-loney?”
“Well, lieutenant,” said
the corporal, “if so be as how them fizzing
bottles which yonder Spanish gentleman is a-pourin’
down is only cider; and if cider ain’t
agin rules after ‘eight bells;’ and if
you, lieutenant, orders me to handle my glass, I
don’t see what right I have to disobey the orders
of my superior!”
“Oh! blast your sermon and provisos,”
interjected the lieutenant, filling a tumbler and
handing it to the corporal, who drained it at a draught.
In a moment the empty glass was returned to the lieutenant,
who, instead of receiving it from the subaltern, refilled
the tumbler.
“Oh, I’m sure I’m
a thousand times obliged, lieutenant,” said Blunt,
with his left hand to his cap, “a thousand, thousand
times, lieutenant, but I’d rather
take no more, if it’s all the same to your honor.”
“But it ain’t, Blunt,
by any means; the rule is universal among gentlemen
on ship and ashore, that whenever a fellow’s
glass is filled, he must drink it to the dregs, though
he may leave a drop in the bottom to pour out on the
table in honor of his sweetheart; so, down
with the cider! And now Blunt, my boy, that you’ve
calked your first nail-head, I insist upon
a bumper all round to that sweetheart you were just
talking of!”
“Me, lieutenant?”
“You, corporal!”
“I wasn’t talking about
any sweetheart, as I remembers, lieutenant; ’pon
the honor of a soldier, I haven’t had no such
a thing this twenty years, since one warm summer’s
afternoon, when Jane
“Now, corporal, you don’t
pretend to contradict your superior officer, I hope.
You don’t intend to be the first man on this
ship to show a mutinous example!”
“Oh! God bless me, lieutenant,
the thought never entered my brain!”
But the third tumbler of champagne
did, in the apple-blossom disguise of “cider;”
and, in half an hour, there wasn’t an odder
figure on deck than the poor corporal, whose vice-like
stock steadied his neck, though there was nothing
that could make him toe the plank which he pertinaciously
insisted on promenading. Blunt the immaculate,
was undeniably drunk!
In fact, though I say it
with all possible respect for her Majesty’s
naval officers, while on duty, there
was, by this time, hardly a sober man on deck or in
the cabin except myself and the Spanish captain, who
left me to engage the prize-officer in a game of backgammon
or dominoes. The crew was dozing about the decks,
or nodding over the taffrail, while my colleague,
the boatswain, prepared an oar on the forecastle to
assist me in reaching the beach.
It was near midnight when I stripped
in my state-room, leaving my garments in the berth,
and hanging my watch over its pillow. In a small
bundle I tied a flannel shirt and a pair of duck pantaloons,
which I fastened behind my neck as I stood on the forecastle;
and then, placing the oar beneath my arm, I glided
from the bows into the quiet water.
The night was not only very dark,
but a heavy squall of wind and rain, accompanied by
thunder, helped to conceal my escape; and free the
stream from sharks. I was not long in reaching
a native town, where a Krooman from below, who had
known me at Gallinas, was prepared for my reception
and concealment.
Next morning, the cabin-boy, who did
not find me as usual on deck, took my coffee to the
state-room, where, it was supposed, I still rested
in comfortable oblivion of last night’s carouse.
But the bird had flown! There were my trunk,
my garments, my watch, undisturbed as I left them when preparing for bed.
There was the linen of my couch turned down and tumbled during repose. The
inquest had no doubt of my fate: I
had fallen overboard during the night, and was
doubtless, by this time, well digested in the bowels
of African sharks! Folks shook their heads with
surprise when it was reported that the notorious slaver,
Canot, had fallen a victim to mania a potu!
The report of my death soon
reached shore; the British townsfolk believed it,
but I never imagined for a moment that the warm-hearted
tar who commanded the prize had been deceived by such
false signals.
During eight days I remained hidden
among the friendly negroes, and from my loophole,
saw the Russian vessel sail under the Saracen’s
escort. I was not, however, neglected in my concealment
by the worthy tradesmen of the British colony, who
knew I possessed money as well as credit. This
permitted me to receive visits and make purchases for
the factory, so that I was enabled, on the eighth
day, with a full equipment of all I desired, to quit
the British jurisdiction in a Portuguese vessel.
On our way to New Sestros, I made
the skipper heave his main-yard aback at Digby, while
I embarked thirty-one “darkies,” and a
couple of stanch canoes with their Kroomen, to land
my human freight in case of encountering a cruiser.
And well was it for me that I took
this precaution. Night fell around us, dark and
rainy, the wind blowing in squalls, and
sometimes dying away altogether. It was near
one o’clock when the watch announced two vessels
on our weather bow; and, of course, the canoes were
launched, manned, filled with twenty of the gang,
and set adrift for the coast, ere our new acquaintances
could honor us with their personal attention.
Ten of the slaves still remained on board, and as it
was perilous to risk them in our own launch, we capsized
it over the squad, burying the fellows in its bowels
under the lee of a sailor’s pistol to keep them
quiet if we were searched.
Our lights had hardly been extinguished
in cabin and binnacle, when we heard the measured
stroke of a man-of-war oar. In a few moments more
the boat was alongside, the officer on deck, and a
fruitless examination concluded. The blacks beneath
the launch were as silent as death; nothing was found
to render the “Maria” suspicious; and we
were dismissed with a left-handed blessing for rousing
gentlemen from their bunks on so comfortless a night.
Next morning at dawn we reached New Sestros, where
my ten lubbers were landed without delay.
But our little comedy was not yet
over. Noon had not struck before the “Dolphin”
cast anchor within hail of the “Maria,”
and made so free as to claim her for a prize!
In the darkness and confusion of shipping the twenty
slaves who were first of all despatched in canoes,
one of them slipped overboard with a paddle, and sustained
himself till daylight, when he was picked up by the
cruiser whose jaws we had escaped during the night!
The negro’s story of our trick aroused the ire
of her commander, and the poor “Maria”
was obliged to pay the forfeit by revisiting Sierra
Leone in custody of an officer.
There were great rejoicings on my
return to New Sestros. The coast was full of
odd and contradictory stories about our capture.
When the tale of my death at Sierra Leone by drowning,
in a fit of drunkenness, was told to my patron Don
Pedro, that intelligent gentleman denied it without
hesitation, because, in the language of the law, “it
proved too much.” It was possible,
he said, that I might have been drowned; but when
they told him I had come to my death by strong drink,
they declared what was not only improbable, but altogether
out of the question. Accordingly, he would take
the liberty to discredit the entire story, being sure
that I would turn up before long.
But poor Prince Freeman was not so
clever a judge of nature as Don Pedro. Freeman
had heard of my death; and, imbued as he was with the
superstitions of his country, nobody could make him
credit my existence till he despatched a committee
to my factory, headed by his son, to report the facts.
But then, on the instant, the valiant prince paid
me a visit of congratulation. As I held out both
hands to welcome him, I saw the fellow shrink with
distrust.
“Count your fingers!” said Freeman.
“Well,” said I, “what
for? here they are one two three four
five six seven eight nine ten!”
“Good good!”
shouted the prince, as he clasped my digits. “White
men tell too many lies ’bout the commodore!
White man say, John Bull catch commodore, and cut
him fingers all off, so commodore no more can ‘makee
book’ for makee fool of John Bull!” Which,
being translated into English, signifies that it was
reported my fingers had been cut off by my British
captors to prevent me from writing letters by which
the innocent natives believed I so often bamboozled
and deceived the cruisers of her Majesty.
During my absence, a French captain,
who was one of our most attentive friends, had left
a donkey which he brought from the Cape de Verds for
my especial delectation, by way of an occasional promenade
a cheval! I at once resolved to bestow the
“long-eared convenience” on Freeman, not
only as a type, but a testimonial; yet, before a week
was over, the unlucky quadruped reappeared at my quarters,
with a message from the prince that it might do well
enough for a bachelor like me, but its infernal voice
was enough to cause the miscarriage of an entire harem,
if not of every honest woman throughout his jurisdiction!
The superstition spread like wildfire. The women
were up in arms against the beast; and I had no rest
till I got rid of its serenades by despatching it
to Monrovia, where the dames and damsels were
not afraid of donkeys of any dimensions.