On the northerly shore of San Francisco
Bay, at a point where the Golden Gate broadens into
the Pacific stands a bluff promontory. It affords
shelter from the prevailing winds to a semicircular
bay on the east. Around this bay the hillside
is bleak and barren, but there are traces of former
habitation in a weather-beaten cabin and deserted corral.
It is said that these were originally built by an
enterprising squatter, who for some unaccountable
reason abandoned them shortly after. The “Jumper”
who succeeded him disappeared one day, quite as mysteriously.
The third tenant, who seemed to be a man of sanguine,
hopeful temperament, divided the property into building
lots, staked off the hillside, and projected the map
of a new metropolis. Failing, however, to convince
the citizens of San Francisco that they had mistaken
the site of their city, he presently fell into dissipation
and despondency. He was frequently observed haunting
the narrow strip of beach at low tide, or perched
upon the cliff at high water. In the latter position
a sheep-tender one day found him, cold and pulseless,
with a map of his property in his hand, and his face
turned toward the distant sea.
Perhaps these circumstances gave the
locality its infelicitous reputation. Vague rumors
were bruited of a supernatural influence that had
been exercised on the tenants. Strange stories
were circulated of the origin of the diabolical title
by which the promontory was known. By some it
was believed to be haunted by the spirit of one of
Sir Francis Drake’s sailors who had deserted
his ship in consequence of stories told by the Indians
of gold discoveries, but who had perished by starvation
on the rocks. A vaquero who had once passed a
night in the ruined cabin, related how a strangely
dressed and emaciated figure had knocked at the door
at midnight and demanded food. Other story-tellers,
of more historical accuracy, roundly asserted that
Sir Francis himself had been little better than a
pirate, and had chosen this spot to conceal quantities
of ill-gotten booty, taken from neutral bottoms, and
had protected his hiding-place by the orthodox means
of hellish incantation and diabolic agencies.
On moonlight nights a shadowy ship was sometimes seen
standing off-and-on, or when fogs encompassed sea and
shore the noise of oars rising and falling in their
row-locks could be heard muffled and indistinctly
during the night. Whatever foundation there might
have been for these stories, it was certain that a
more weird and desolate-looking spot could not have
been selected for their theatre. High hills,
verdureless and enfiladed with dark cañadas, cast
their gaunt shadows on the tide. During a greater
portion of the day the wind, which blew furiously
and incessantly, seemed possessed with a spirit of
fierce disquiet and unrest. Toward nightfall the
sea-fog crept with soft step through the portals of
the Golden Gate, or stole in noiseless marches down
the hillside, tenderly soothing the wind-buffeted face
of the cliff, until sea and sky were hid together.
At such times the populous city beyond and the nearer
settlement seemed removed to an infinite distance.
An immeasurable loneliness settled upon the cliff.
The creaking of a windlass, or the monotonous chant
of sailors on some unseen, outlying ship, came faint
and far, and full of mystic suggestion.
About a year ago a well-to-do middle-aged
broker of San Francisco found himself at nightfall
the sole occupant of a “plunger,” encompassed
in a dense fog, and drifting toward the Golden Gate.
This unexpected termination of an afternoon’s
sail was partly attributable to his want of nautical
skill, and partly to the effect of his usually sanguine
nature. Having given up the guidance of his boat
to the wind and tide, he had trusted too implicitly
for that reaction which his business experience assured
him was certain to occur in all affairs, aquatic as
well as terrestrial. “The tide will turn
soon,” said the broker, confidently, “or
something will happen.” He had scarcely
settled himself back again in the stern-sheets, before
the bow of the plunger, obeying some mysterious impulse,
veered slowly around and a dark object loomed up before
him. A gentle eddy carried the boat further in
shore, until at last it was completely embayed under
the lee of a rocky point now faintly discernible through
the fog. He looked around him in the vain hope
of recognizing some familiar headland. The tops
of the high hills which rose on either side were hidden
in the fog. As the boat swung around, he succeeded
in fastening a line to the rocks, and sat down again
with a feeling of renewed confidence and security.
It was very cold. The insidious
fog penetrated his tightly buttoned coat, and set
his teeth to chattering in spite of the aid he sometimes
drew from a pocket-flask. His clothes were wet
and the stern-sheets were covered with spray.
The comforts of fire and shelter continually rose
before his fancy as he gazed wistfully on the rocks.
In sheer despair he finally drew the boat toward the
most accessible part of the cliff and essayed to ascend.
This was less difficult than it appeared, and in a
few moments he had gained the hill above. A dark
object at a little distance attracted his attention,
and on approaching it proved to be a deserted cabin.
The story goes on to say, that having built a roaring
fire of stakes pulled from the adjoining corral, with
the aid of a flask of excellent brandy, he managed
to pass the early part of the evening with comparative
comfort.
There was no door in the cabin, and
the windows were simply square openings, which freely
admitted the searching fog. But in spite of these
discomforts, being a man of cheerful, sanguine
temperament, he amused himself by poking
the fire, and watching the ruddy glow which the flames
threw on the fog from the open door. In this innocent
occupation a great weariness overcame him, and he
fell asleep.
He was awakened at midnight by a loud
“halloo,” which seemed to proceed directly
from the sea. Thinking it might be the cry of
some boatman lost in the fog, he walked to the edge
of the cliff, but the thick veil that covered sea
and land rendered all objects at the distance of a
few feet indistinguishable. He heard, however,
the regular strokes of oars rising and falling on
the water. The halloo was repeated. He was
clearing his throat to reply, when to his surprise
an answer came apparently from the very cabin he had
quitted. Hastily retracing his steps, he was the
more amazed, on reaching the open door, to find a
stranger warming himself by the fire. Stepping
back far enough to conceal his own person, he took
a good look at the intruder.
He was a man of about forty, with
a cadaverous face. But the oddity of his dress
attracted the broker’s attention more than his
lugubrious physiognomy. His legs were hid in
enormously wide trousers descending to his knee, where
they met long boots of sealskin. A pea-jacket
with exaggerated cuffs, almost as large as the breeches,
covered his chest, and around his waist a monstrous
belt, with a buckle like a dentist’s sign, supported
two trumpet-mouthed pistols and a curved hanger.
He wore a long queue, which depended half-way down
his back. As the firelight fell on his ingenuous
countenance the broker observed with some concern
that this queue was formed entirely of a kind of tobacco,
known as pigtail or twist. Its effect, the broker
remarked, was much heightened when in a moment of
thoughtful abstraction the apparition bit off a portion
of it, and rolled it as a quid into the cavernous recesses
of his jaws.
Meanwhile, the nearer splash of oars
indicated the approach of the unseen boat. The
broker had barely time to conceal himself behind the
cabin before a number of uncouth-looking figures clambered
up the hill toward the ruined rendezvous. They
were dressed like the previous comer, who, as they
passed through the open door, exchanged greetings with
each in antique phraseology, bestowing at the same
time some familiar nickname. Flash-in-the-Pan,
Spitter-of-Frogs, Malmsey Butt, Latheyard-Will, and
Mark-the-Pinker, were the few sobriquets the broker
remembered. Whether these titles were given to
express some peculiarity of their owner he could not
tell, for a silence followed as they slowly ranged
themselves upon the floor of the cabin in a semicircle
around their cadaverous host.
At length Malmsey Butt, a spherical-bodied
man-of-war’s-man, with a rubicund nose, got
on his legs somewhat unsteadily, and addressed himself
to the company. They had met that evening, said
the speaker, in accordance with a time-honored custom.
This was simply to relieve that one of their number
who for fifty years had kept watch and ward over the
locality where certain treasures had been buried.
At this point the broker pricked up his ears.
“If so be, camarados and brothers all,”
he continued, “ye are ready to receive the report
of our excellent and well-beloved brother, Master
Slit-the-Weazand, touching his search for this treasure,
why, marry, to ’t and begin.”
A murmur of assent went around the
circle as the speaker resumed his seat. Master
Slit-the-Weazand slowly opened his lantern jaws, and
began. He had spent much of his time in determining
the exact location of the treasure. He believed nay,
he could state positively that its position
was now settled. It was true he had done some
trifling little business outside. Modesty forbade
his mentioning the particulars, but he would simply
state that of the three tenants who had occupied the
cabin during the past ten years, none were now alive.
[Applause, and cries of “Go to! thou wast always
a tall fellow!” and the like.]
Mark-the-Pinker next arose. Before
proceeding to business he had a duty to perform in
the sacred name of Friendship. It ill became him
to pass an eulogy upon the qualities of the speaker
who had preceded him, for he had known him from “boyhood’s
hour.” Side by side they had wrought together
in the Spanish war. For a neat hand with a toledo
he challenged his equal, while how nobly and beautifully
he had won his present title of Slit-the-Weazand,
all could testify. The speaker, with some show
of emotion, asked to be pardoned if he dwelt too freely
on passages of their early companionship; he then
detailed, with a fine touch of humor, his comrade’s
peculiar manner of slitting the ears and lips of a
refractory Jew, who had been captured in one of their
previous voyages. He would not weary the patience
of his hearers, but would briefly propose that the
report of Slit-the-Weazand be accepted, and that the
thanks of the company be tendered him.
A beaker of strong spirits was then
rolled into the hut, and cans of grog were circulated
freely from hand to hand. The health of Slit-the-Weazand
was proposed in a neat speech by Mark-the-Pinker, and
responded to by the former gentleman in a manner that
drew tears to the eyes of all present. To the
broker, in his concealment, this momentary diversion
from the real business of the meeting occasioned much
anxiety. As yet nothing had been said to indicate
the exact locality of the treasure to which they had
mysteriously alluded. Fear restrained him from
open inquiry, and curiosity kept him from making good
his escape during the orgies which followed.
But his situation was beginning to
become critical. Flash-in-the-Pan, who seemed
to have been a man of choleric humor, taking fire during
some hotly contested argument, discharged both his
pistols at the breast of his opponent. The balls
passed through on each side immediately below his
arm-pits, making a clean hole, through which the horrified
broker could see the firelight behind him. The
wounded man, without betraying any concern, excited
the laughter of the company, by jocosely putting his
arms akimbo, and inserting his thumbs into the orifices
of the wounds, as if they had been arm-holes.
This having in a measure restored good-humor, the
party joined hands and formed a circle preparatory
to dancing. The dance was commenced by some monotonous
stanzas hummed in a very high key by one of the party,
the rest joining in the following chorus, which seemed
to present a familiar sound to the broker’s ear.
“Her Majestie
is very sicke,
Lord Essex hath ye measles,
Our Admiral hath licked
ye French
Poppe! saith ye weasel!”
At the regular recurrence of the last
line, the party discharged their loaded pistols in
all directions, rendering the position of the unhappy
broker one of extreme peril and perplexity.
When the tumult had partially subsided,
Flash-in-the-Pan called the meeting to order, and
most of the revellers returned to their places, Malmsey
Butt, however, insisting upon another chorus, and singing
at the top of his voice:
“I am ycleped
J. Keyser I was born at Spring, hys Garden,
My father toe make me
ane clerke erst did essaye,
But a fico for
ye offis I spurn ye losels offeire;
For I fain would be
ane butcher by’r ladykin alwaye.”
Flash-in-the-Pan drew a pistol from
his belt, and bidding some one gag Malmsey Butt with
the stock of it, proceeded to read from a portentous
roll of parchment that he held in his hand. It
was a semi-legal document, clothed in the quaint phraseology
of a bygone period. After a long preamble, asserting
their loyalty as lièges of Her most bountiful
Majesty and Sovereign Lady the Queen, the document
declared that they then and there took possession
of the promontory, and all the treasure trove therein
contained, formerly buried by Her Majesty’s most
faithful and devoted Admiral Sir Francis Drake, with
the right to search, discover, and appropriate the
same; and for the purpose thereof they did then and
there form a guild or corporation to so discover, search
for, and disclose said treasures, and by virtue thereof
they solemnly subscribed their names. But at
this moment the reading of the parchment was arrested
by an exclamation from the assembly, and the broker
was seen frantically struggling at the door in the
strong arms of Mark-the-Pinker.
“Let me go!” he cried,
as he made a desperate attempt to reach the side of
Master Flash-in-the Pan. “Let me go!
I tell you, gentlemen, that document is not worth
the parchment it is written on. The laws of the
State, the customs of the country, the mining ordinances,
are all against it. Don’t, by all that’s
sacred, throw away such a capital investment through
ignorance and informality. Let me go! I assure
you, gentlemen, professionally, that you have a big
thing, a remarkably big thing, and even
if I ain’t in it, I’m not going to see
it fall through. Don’t, for God’s
sake, gentlemen, I implore you, put your names to such
a ridiculous paper. There isn’t a notary ”
He ceased. The figures around
him, which were beginning to grow fainter and more
indistinct, as he went on, swam before his eyes, flickered,
reappeared again, and finally went out. He rubbed
his eyes and gazed around him. The cabin was
deserted. On the hearth the red embers of his
fire were fading away in the bright beams of the morning
sun, that looked aslant through the open window.
He ran out to the cliff. The sturdy sea-breeze
fanned his feverish cheeks, and tossed the white caps
of waves that beat in pleasant music on the beach below.
A stately merchantman with snowy canvas was entering
the Gate. The voices of sailors came cheerfully
from a bark at anchor below the point. The muskets
of the sentries gleamed brightly on Alcatraz, and the
rolling of drums swelled on the breeze. Farther
on, the hills of San Francisco, cottage-crowned and
bordered with wharves and warehouses, met his longing
eye.
Such is the Legend of Devil’s
Point. Any objections to its reliability may
be met with the statement, that the broker who tells
the story has since incorporated a company under the
title of “Flash-in-the-Pan Gold and Silver Treasure
Mining Company,” and that its shares are already
held at a stiff figure. A copy of the original
document is said to be on record in the office of
the company, and on any clear day the locality of
the claim may be distinctly seen from the hills of
San Francisco.