The Big Flume stage-coach had just
drawn up at the Big Flume Hotel simultaneously with
the ringing of a large dinner bell in the two hands
of a negro waiter, who, by certain gyrations of the
bell was trying to impart to his performance that
picturesque elegance and harmony which the instrument
and its purpose lacked. For the refreshment thus
proclaimed was only the ordinary station dinner, protracted
at Big Flume for three quarters of an hour, to allow
for the arrival of the connecting mail from Sacramento,
although the repast was of a nature that seldom prevailed
upon the traveler to linger the full period over its
details. The ordinary cravings of hunger were
generally satisfied in half an hour, and the remaining
minutes were employed by the passengers in drowning
the memory of their meal in “drinks at the bar,”
in smoking, and even in a hurried game of “old
sledge,” or dominoes. Yet to-day the deserted
table was still occupied by a belated traveler, and
a lady separated by a wilderness of empty
dishes who had arrived after the stage-coach.
Observing which, the landlord, perhaps touched by
this unwonted appreciation of his fare, moved forward
to give them his personal attention.
He was a man, however, who seemed
to be singularly deficient in those supreme qualities
which in the West have exalted the ability to “keep
a hotel” into a proverbial synonym for superexcellence.
He had little or no innovating genius, no trade devices,
no assumption, no faculty for advertisement, no progressiveness,
and no “racket.” He had the tolerant
good-humor of the Southwestern pioneer, to whom cyclones,
famine, drought, floods, pestilence, and savages were
things to be accepted, and whom disaster, if it did
not stimulate, certainly did not appall. He received
the insults, complaints, and criticisms of hurried
and hungry passengers, the comments and threats of
the Stage Company as he had submitted to the aggressions
of a stupid, unjust, but overruling Nature with
unshaken calm. Perhaps herein lay his strength.
People were obliged to submit to him and his hotel
as part of the unfinished civilization, and they even
saw something humorous in his impassiveness.
Those who preferred to remonstrate with him emerged
from the discussion with the general feeling of having
been played with by a large-hearted and paternally
disposed bear. Tall and long-limbed, with much
strength in his lazy muscles, there was also a prevailing
impression that this feeling might be intensified
if the discussion were ever carried to physical contention.
Of his personal history it was known only that he
had emigrated from Wisconsin in 1852, that he had calmly
unyoked his ox teams at Big Flume, then a trackless
wilderness, and on the opening of a wagon road to
the new mines had built a wayside station which eventually
developed into the present hotel. He had been
divorced in a Western State by his wife “Rosalie,”
locally known as “The Prairie Flower of Elkham
Creek,” for incompatibility of temper! Her
temper was not stated.
Such was Abner Langworthy, the proprietor,
as he moved leisurely down towards the lady guest,
who was nearest, and who was sitting with her back
to the passage between the tables. Stopping, occasionally,
to professionally adjust the tablecloths and glasses,
he at last reached her side.
“Ef there’s anythin’
more ye want that ye ain’t seein’, ma’am,”
he began and stopped suddenly. For
the lady had looked up at the sound of his voice.
It was his divorced wife, whom he had not seen since
their separation. The recognition was instantaneous,
mutual, and characterized by perfect equanimity on
both sides.
“Well! I wanter know!”
said the lady, although the exclamation point was
purely conventional. “Abner Langworthy!
though perhaps I’ve no call to say ‘Abner.’”
“Same to you, Rosalie though
I say it too,” returned the landlord. “But
hol’ on just a minit.” He moved forward
to the other guest, put the same perfunctory question
regarding his needs, received a negative answer, and
then returned to the lady and dropped into a chair
opposite to her.
“You’re looking peart
and fleshy,” he said resignedly, as
if he were tolerating his own conventional politeness
with his other difficulties; “unless,”
he added cautiously, “you’re takin’
on some new disease.”
“No! I’m fairly comf’ble,”
responded the lady calmly, “and you’re
gettin’ on in the vale, ez is natural though
you still kind o’ run to bone, as you used.”
There was not a trace of malevolence
in either of their comments, only a resigned recognition
of certain unpleasant truths which seemed to have
been habitual to both of them. Mr. Langworthy
paused to flick away some flies from the butter with
his professional napkin, and resumed,
“It must be a matter o’
five years sens I last saw ye, isn’t it? in
court arter you got the decree you remember?”
“Yes the 28th o’
July, ’51. I paid Lawyer Hoskins’s
bill that very day that’s how I remember,”
returned the lady. “You’ve got a big
business here,” she continued, glancing round
the room; “I reckon you’re makin’
it pay. Don’t seem to be in your line, though;
but then, thar wasn’t many things that was.”
“No that’s
so,” responded Mr. Langworthy, nodding his head,
as assenting to an undeniable proposition, “and
you I suppose you’re gettin’
on too. I reckon you’re er married eh?” with
a slight suggestion of putting the question delicately.
The lady nodded, ignoring the hesitation.
“Yes, let me see, it’s just three years
and three days. Constantine Byers I
don’t reckon you know him from Milwaukee.
Timber merchant. Standin’ timber’s
his specialty.”
“And I reckon he’s satisfactory?”
“Yes! Mr. Byers is a good
provider and handy. And you? I
should say you’d want a wife in this business?”
Mr. Langworthy’s serious half-perfunctory
manner here took on an appearance of interest.
“Yes I’ve bin thinkin’
that way. Thar’s a young woman helpin’
in the kitchen ez might do, though I’m not certain,
and I ain’t lettin’ on anything as yet.
You might take a look at her, Rosalie, I
orter say Mrs. Byers ez is, and kinder size
her up, and gimme the result. It’s still
wantin’ seven minutes o’ schedule time
afore the stage goes, and if you ain’t
wantin’ more food” delicately,
as became a landlord “and ain’t
got anythin’ else to do, it might pass the time.”
Strange as it may seem, Mrs. Byers
here displayed an equal animation in her fresh face
as she rose promptly to her feet and began to rearrange
her dust cloak around her buxom figure. “I
don’t mind, Abner,” she said, “and
I don’t think that Mr. Byers would mind either;”
then seeing Langworthy hesitating at the latter unexpected
suggestion, she added confidently, “and I wouldn’t
mind even if he did, for I’m sure if I don’t
know the kind o’ woman you’d be likely
to need, I don’t know who would. Only last
week I was sayin’ like that to Mr. Byers”
“To Mr. Byers?” said Abner, with some
surprise.
“Yes to him.
I said, ’We’ve been married three years,
Constantine, and ef I don’t know by this time
what kind o’ woman you need now and
might need in future why, thar ain’t
much use in matrimony.’”
“You was always wise, Rosalie,”
said Abner, with reminiscent appreciation.
“I was always there, Abner,”
returned Mrs. Byers, with a complacent show of dimples,
which she, however, chastened into that resignation
which seemed characteristic of the pair. “Let’s
see your ’intended’ as might
be.”
Thus supported, Mr. Langworthy led
Mrs. Byers into the hall through a crowd of loungers,
into a smaller hall, and there opened the door of the
kitchen. It was a large room, whose windows were
half darkened by the encompassing pines which still
pressed around the house on the scantily cleared site.
A number of men and women, among them a Chinaman and
a negro, were engaged in washing dishes and other
culinary duties; and beside the window stood a young
blonde girl, who was wiping a tin pan which she was
also using to hide a burst of laughter evidently caused
by the abrupt entrance of her employer. A quantity
of fluffy hair and part of a white, bared arm were
nevertheless visible outside the disk, and Mrs. Byers
gathered from the direction of Mr. Langworthy’s
eyes, assisted by a slight nudge from his elbow, that
this was the selected fair one. His feeble explanatory
introduction, addressed to the occupants generally,
“Just showing the house to Mrs. er Dusenberry,”
convinced her that the circumstances of his having
been divorced he had not yet confided to the young
woman. As he turned almost immediately away,
Mrs. Byers in following him managed to get a better
look at the girl, as she was exchanging some facetious
remark to a neighbor. Mr. Langworthy did not
speak until they had reached the deserted dining-room
again.
“Well?” he said briefly,
glancing at the clock, “what did ye think o’
Mary Ellen?”
To any ordinary observer the girl
in question would have seemed the least fitted in
age, sobriety of deportment, and administrative capacity
to fill the situation thus proposed for her, but Mrs.
Byers was not an ordinary observer, and her auditor
was not an ordinary listener.
“She’s older than she
gives herself out to be,” said Mrs. Byers tentatively,
“and them kitten ways don’t amount to much.”
Mr. Langworthy nodded. Had Mrs.
Byers discovered a homicidal tendency in Mary Ellen
he would have been equally unmoved.
“She don’t handsome much,”
continued Mrs. Byers musingly, “but”
“I never was keen on good looks
in a woman, Rosalie. You know that!” Mrs.
Byers received the equivocal remark unemotionally,
and returned to the subject.
“Well!” she said contemplatively,
“I should think you could make her suit.”
Mr. Langworthy nodded with resigned
toleration of all that might have influenced her judgment
and his own. “I was wantin’ a fa’r-minded
opinion, Rosalie, and you happened along jest in time.
Kin I put up anythin’ in the way of food for
ye?” he added, as a stir outside and the words
“All aboard!” proclaimed the departing
of the stage-coach, “an orange or
a hunk o’ gingerbread, freshly baked?”
“Thank ye kindly, Abner, but
I sha’n’t be usin’ anythin’
afore supper,” responded Mrs. Byers, as they
passed out into the veranda beside the waiting coach.
Mr. Langworthy helped her to her seat.
“Ef you’re passin’ this way ag’in” he
hesitated delicately.
“I’ll drop in, or I reckon
Mr. Byers might, he havin’ business along the
road,” returned Mrs. Byers with a cheerful nod,
as the coach rolled away and the landlord of the Big
Flume Hotel reentered his house.
For the next three weeks, however,
it did not appear that Mr. Langworthy was in any hurry
to act upon the advice of his former wife. His
relations to Mary Ellen Budd were characterized by
his usual tolerance to his employees’ failings, which
in Mary Ellen’s case included many “breakages,” but
were not marked by the invasion of any warmer feeling,
or a desire for confidences. The only perceptible
divergence from his regular habits was a disposition
to be on the veranda at the arrival of the stage-coach,
and when his duties permitted this, a cautious survey
of his female guests at the beginning of dinner.
This probably led to his more or less ignoring any
peculiarities in his masculine patrons or their claims
to his personal attention. Particularly so, in
the case of a red-bearded man, in a long linen duster,
both heavily freighted with the red dust of the stage
road, which seemed to have invaded his very eyes as
he watched the landlord closely. Towards the close
of the dinner, when Abner, accompanied by a negro
waiter after his usual custom, passed down each side
of the long table, collecting payment for the meal,
the stranger looked up. “You air the landlord
of this hotel, I reckon?”
“I am,” said Abner tolerantly.
“I’d like a word or two with ye.”
But Abner had been obliged to have
a formula for such occasions. “Ye’ll
pay for yer dinner first,” he said submissively,
but firmly, “and make yer remarks agin the food
arter.”
The stranger flushed quickly, and
his eye took an additional shade of red, but meeting
Abner’s serious gray ones, he contented himself
with ostentatiously taking out a handful of gold and
silver and paying his bill. Abner passed on,
but after dinner was over he found the stranger in
the hall.
“Ye pulled me up rather short
in thar,” said the man gloomily, “but it’s
just as well, as the talk I was wantin’ with
ye was kinder betwixt and between ourselves, and not
hotel business. My name’s Byers, and my
wife let on she met ye down here.”
For the first time it struck Abner
as incongruous that another man should call Rosalie
“his wife,” although the fact of her remarriage
had been made sufficiently plain to him. He accepted
it as he would an earthquake, or any other dislocation,
with his usual tolerant smile, and held out his hand.
Mr. Byers took it, seemingly mollified,
and yet inwardly disturbed, more even than
was customary in Abner’s guests after dinner.
“Have a drink with me,”
he suggested, although it had struck him that Mr.
Byers had been drinking before dinner.
“I’m agreeable,”
responded Byers promptly; “but,” with a
glance at the crowded bar-room, “couldn’t
we go somewhere, jest you and me, and have a quiet
confab?”
“I reckon. But ye must wait till we get
her off.”
Mr. Byers started slightly, but it
appeared that the impedimental sex in this case was
the coach, which, after a slight feminine hesitation,
was at last started. Whereupon Mr. Langworthy,
followed by a negro with a tray bearing a decanter
and glasses, grasped Mr. Byers’s arm, and walked
along a small side veranda the depth of the house,
stepped off, and apparently plunged with his guest
into the primeval wilderness.
It has already been indicated that
the site of the Big Flume Hotel had been scantily
cleared; but Mr. Byers, backwoodsman though he was,
was quite unprepared for so abrupt a change.
The hotel, with its noisy crowd and garish newness,
although scarcely a dozen yards away, seemed lost
completely to sight and sound. A slight fringe
of old tin cans, broken china, shavings, and even
of the long-dried chips of the felled trees, once
crossed, the two men were alone! From the tray,
deposited at the foot of an enormous pine, they took
the decanter, filled their glasses, and then disposed
of themselves comfortably against a spreading root.
The curling tail of a squirrel disappeared behind them;
the far-off tap of a woodpecker accented the loneliness.
And then, almost magically as it seemed, the thin
veneering of civilization on the two men seemed to
be cast off like the bark of the trees around them,
and they lounged before each other in aboriginal freedom.
Mr. Byers removed his restraining duster and undercoat.
Mr. Langworthy resigned his dirty white jacket, his
collar, and unloosed a suspender, with which he played.
“Would it be a fair question
between two fa’r-minded men, ez hez lived
alone,” said Mr. Byers, with a gravity so supernatural
that it could be referred only to liquor, “to
ask ye in what sort o’ way did Mrs. Byers show
her temper?”
“Show her temper?” echoed Abner vacantly.
“Yes in course, I
mean when you and Mrs. Byers was was one?
You know the di-vorce was for in-com-pat-ibility
of temper.”
“But she got the divorce from
me, so I reckon I had the temper,” said Langworthy,
with great simplicity.
“Wha-at?” said Mr. Byers,
putting down his glass and gazing with drunken gravity
at the sad-eyed yet good-humoredly tolerant man before
him. “You? you had the temper?”
“I reckon that’s what
the court allowed,” said Abner simply.
Mr. Byers stared. Then after
a moment’s pause he nodded with a significant
yet relieved face. “Yes, I see, in course.
Times when you’d h’isted too much o’
this corn juice,” lifting up his glass, “inside
ye ye sorter bu’st out ravin’?”
But Abner shook his head. “I
wuz a total abstainer in them days,” he said
quietly.
Mr. Byers got unsteadily on his legs
and looked around him. “Wot might hev bin
the general gait o’ your temper, pardner?”
he said in a hoarse whisper.
“Don’t know. I reckon
that’s jest whar the incompatibility kem in.”
“And when she hove plates at your head, wot
did you do?”
“She didn’t hove no plates,” said
Abner gravely; “did she say she did?”
“No, no!” returned Byers
hastily, in crimson confusion. “I kinder
got it mixed with suthin’ else.”
He waved his hand in a lordly way, as if dismissing
the subject. “Howsumever, you and her is
‘off’ anyway,” he added with badly
concealed anxiety.
“I reckon: there’s
the decree,” returned Abner, with his usual resigned
acceptance of the fact.
“Mrs. Byers wuz allowin’
ye wuz thinkin’ of a second. How’s
that comin’ on?”
“Jest whar it was,” returned
Abner. “I ain’t doin’ anything
yet. Ye see I’ve got to tell the gal, naterally,
that I’m di-vorced. And as that isn’t
known hereabouts, I don’t keer to do so till
I’m pretty certain. And then, in course,
I’ve got to.”
“Why hev ye ’got to’?” asked
Byers abruptly.
“Because it wouldn’t be
on the square with the girl,” said Abner.
“How would you like it if Mrs. Byers had never
told you she’d been married to me? And
s’pose you’d happen to hev bin a di-vorced
man and hadn’t told her, eh? Well,”
he continued, sinking back resignedly against the tree,
“I ain’t sayin’ anythin’ but
she’d hev got another di-vorce, and from
you on the spot you bet!”
“Well! all I kin say is,”
said Mr. Byers, lifting his voice excitedly, “that” but
he stopped short, and was about to fill his glass again
from the decanter when the hand of Abner stopped him.
“Ye’ve got ez much ez
ye kin carry now, Byers,” he said slowly, “and
that’s about ez much ez I allow a man to take
in at the Big Flume Hotel. Treatin’ is
treatin’, hospitality is hospitality; ef you
and me was squattin’ out on the prairie I’d
let you fill your skin with that pizen and wrap ye
up in yer blankets afterwards. But here at Big
Flume, the Stage Kempenny and the wimen and children
passengers hez their rights.” He paused
a moment, and added, “And so I reckon hez
Mrs. Byers, and I ain’t goin’ to send
you home to her outer my house blind drunk. It’s
mighty rough on you and me, I know, but there’s
a lot o’ roughness in this world ez hez
to be got over, and life, ez far ez I kin see, ain’t
all a clearin’.”
Perhaps it was his good-humored yet
firm determination, perhaps it was his resigned philosophy,
but something in the speaker’s manner affected
Mr. Byers’s alcoholic susceptibility, and hastened
his descent from the passionate heights of intoxication
to the maudlin stage whither he was drifting.
The fire of his red eyes became filmed and dim, an
equal moisture gathered in his throat as he pressed
Abner’s hand with drunken fervor. “Thash
so! your thinking o’ me an’ Mish Byersh
is like troo fr’en’,” he said thickly.
“I wosh only goin’ to shay that wotever
Mish Byersh wosh even if she wosh wife
o’ yours she wosh noble
woman! Such a woman,” continued Mr. Byers,
dreamily regarding space, “can’t have too
many husbands.”
“You jest sit back here a minit,
and have a quiet smoke till I come back,” said
Abner, handing him his tobacco plug. “I’ve
got to give the butcher his order but I
won’t be a minit.” He secured the
decanter as he spoke, and evading an apparent disposition
of his companion to fall upon his neck, made his way
with long strides to the hotel, as Mr. Byers, sinking
back against the trees, began certain futile efforts
to light his unfilled pipe.
Whether Abner’s attendance on
the butcher was merely an excuse to withdraw with
the decanter, I cannot say. He, however, dispatched
his business quickly, and returned to the tree.
But to his surprise Mr. Byers was no longer there.
He explored the adjacent woodland with non-success,
and no reply to his shouting. Annoyed but not
alarmed, as it seemed probable that the missing man
had fallen in a drunken sleep in some hidden shadows,
he returned to the house, when it occurred to him
that Byers might have sought the bar-room for some
liquor. But he was still more surprised when
the barkeeper volunteered the information that he
had seen Mr. Byers hurriedly pass down the side veranda
into the highroad. An hour later this was corroborated
by an arriving teamster, who had passed a man answering
to the description of Byers, “mor’ ’n
half full,” staggeringly but hurriedly walking
along the road “two miles back.”
There seemed to be no doubt that the missing man had
taken himself off in a fit of indignation or of extreme
thirst. Either hypothesis was disagreeable to
Abner, in his queer sense of responsibility to Mrs.
Byers, but he accepted it with his usual good-humored
resignation.
Yet it was difficult to conceive what
connection this episode had in his mind with his suspended
attention to Mary Ellen, or why it should determine
his purpose. But he had a logic of his own, and
it seemed to have demonstrated to him that he must
propose to the girl at once. This was no easy
matter, however; he had never shown her any previous
attention, and her particular functions in the hotel, the
charge of the few bedrooms for transient guests seldom
brought him in contact with her. His interview
would have to appear to be a business one which,
however, he wished to avoid from a delicate consciousness
of its truth. While making up his mind, for a
few days he contented himself with gravely regarding
her in his usual resigned, tolerant way, whenever he
passed her. Unfortunately the first effect of
this was an audible giggle from Mary Ellen, later
some confusion and anxiety in her manner, and finally
a demeanor of resentment and defiance.
This was so different from what he
had expected that he was obliged to precipitate matters.
The next day was Sunday, a day on which
his employees, in turns, were allowed the recreation
of being driven to Big Flume City, eight miles distant,
to church, or for the day’s holiday. In
the morning Mary Ellen was astonished by Abner informing
her that he designed giving her a separate holiday
with himself. It must be admitted that the girl,
who was already “prinked up” for the enthrallment
of the youth of Big Flume City, did not appear as
delighted with the change of plan as a more exacting
lover would have liked. Howbeit, as soon as the
wagon had left with its occupants, Abner, in the unwonted
disguise of a full suit of black clothes, turned to
the girl, and offering her his arm, gravely proceeded
along the side veranda across the mound of debris
already described, to the adjacent wilderness and the
very trees under which he and Byers had sat.
“It’s about ez good a
place for a little talk, Miss Budd,” he said,
pointing to a tree root, “ez ef we went a spell
further, and it’s handy to the house. And
ef you’ll jest say what you’d like outer
the cupboard or the bar no matter which I’ll
fetch it to you.”
But Mary Ellen Budd seated herself
sideways on the root, with her furled white parasol
in her lap, her skirts fastidiously tucked about her
feet, and glancing at the fatuous Abner from under
her stack of fluffy hair and light eyelashes, simply
shook her head and said that “she reckoned she
wasn’t hankering much for anything” that
morning.
“I’ve been calkilatin’
to myself, Miss Budd,” said Abner resignedly,
“that when two folks like ez you and
me meet together to kinder discuss things
that might go so far ez to keep them together, if they
hez had anything of that sort in their lives afore,
they ought to speak of it confidentially like together.”
“Ef any one o’ them sneakin’,
soulless critters in the kitchen hez bin slingin’
lies to ye about me or carryin’ tales,”
broke in Mary Ellen Budd, setting every one of her
thirty-two strong, white teeth together with a snap,
“well ye might hev told me so to oncet
without spilin’ my Sunday! But ez fer
yer keepin’ me a minit longer, ye’ve only
got to pay me my salary to-day and” but
here she stopped, for the astonishment in Abner’s
face was too plain to be misunderstood.
“Nobody’s been slinging
any lies about ye, Miss Budd,” he said slowly,
recovering himself resignedly from this last back-handed
stroke of fate; “I warn’t talkin’
o’ you, but myself. I was only allowin’
to say that I was a di-vorced man.”
As a sudden flush came over Mary Ellen’s
brownish-white face while she stared at him, Abner
hastened to delicately explain. “It wasn’t
no onfaithfulness, Miss Budd no philanderin’
o’ mine, but only ‘incompatibility o’
temper.’”
“Temper your temper!” gasped
Mary Ellen.
“Yes,” said Abner.
And here a sudden change came over
Mary Ellen’s face, and she burst into a shriek
of laughter. She laughed with her hands slapping
the sides of her skirt, she laughed with her hands
clasping her narrow, hollow waist, laughed with her
head down on her knees and her fluffy hair tumbling
over it. Abner was relieved, and yet it seemed
strange to him that this revelation of his temper
should provoke such manifest incredulity in both Byers
and Mary Ellen. But perhaps these things would
be made plain to him hereafter; at present they must
be accepted “in the day’s work”
and tolerated.
“Your temper,” gurgled Mary Ellen.
“Saints alive! What kind o’ temper?”
“Well, I reckon,” returned
Abner submissively, and selecting a word to give his
meaning more comprehension, “I reckon
it was kinder aggeravokin’.”
Mary Ellen sniffed the air for a moment
in speechless incredulity, and then, locking her hands
around her knees and bending forward, said, “Look
here! Ef that old woman o’ yours ever knew
what temper was in a man; ef she’s ever bin
tied to a brute that treated her like a nigger till
she daren’t say her soul was her own; who struck
her with his eyes and tongue when he hadn’t
anythin’ else handy; who made her life miserable
when he was sober, and a terror when he was drunk;
who at last drove her away, and then divorced her
for desertion then then she
might talk. But ‘incompatibility o’
temper’ with you! Oh, go away it
makes me sick!”
How far Abner was impressed with the
truth of this, how far it prompted his next question,
nobody but Abner knew. For he said deliberately,
“I was only goin’ to ask ye, if, knowin’
I was a di-vorced man, ye would mind marryin’
me!”
Mary Ellen’s face changed; the
evasive instincts of her sex rose up. “Didn’t
I hear ye sayin’ suthin’ about refreshments,”
she said archly. “Mebbe you wouldn’t
mind gettin’ me a bottle o’ lemming sody
outer the bar!”
Abner got up at once, perhaps not
dismayed by this diversion, and departed for the refreshment.
As he passed along the side veranda the recollection
of Mr. Byers and his mysterious flight occurred to
him. For a wild moment he thought of imitating
him. But it was too late now he had
spoken. Besides, he had no wife to fly to, and
the thirsty or indignant Byers had his
wife! Fate was indeed hard. He returned with
the bottle of lemon soda on a tray and a resigned spirit
equal to her decrees. Mary Ellen, remarking that
he had brought nothing for himself, archly insisted
upon his sharing with her the bottle of soda, and even
coquettishly touched his lips with her glass.
Abner smiled patiently.
But here, as if playfully exhilarated
by the naughty foaming soda, she regarded him with
her head and a good deal of her blonde hair very
much on one side, as she said, “Do you know that
all along o’ you bein’ so free with me
in tellin’ your affairs I kinder feel like just
telling you mine?”
“Don’t,” said Abner promptly.
“Don’t?” echoed Miss Budd.
“Don’t,” repeated
Abner. “It’s nothing to me. What
I said about myself is different, for it might make
some difference to you. But nothing you could
say of yourself would make any change in me. I
stick to what I said just now.”
“But,” said Miss Budd, in
half real, half simulated threatening, “what
if it had suthin’ to do with my answer to what
you said just now?”
“It couldn’t. So,
if it’s all the same to you, Miss Budd, I’d
rather ye wouldn’t.”
“That,” said the lady
still more archly, lifting a playful finger, “is
your temper.”
“Mebbe it is,” said Abner
suddenly, with a wondering sense of relief.
It was, however, settled that Miss
Budd should go to Sacramento to visit her friends,
that Abner would join her later, when their engagement
would be announced, and that she should not return
to the hotel until they were married. The compact
was sealed by the interchange of a friendly kiss from
Miss Budd with a patient, tolerating one from Abner,
and then it suddenly occurred to them both that they
might as well return to their duties in the hotel,
which they did. Miss Budd’s entire outing
that Sunday lasted only half an hour.
A week elapsed. Miss Budd was
in Sacramento, and the landlord of the Big Flume Hotel
was standing at his usual post in the doorway during
dinner, when a waiter handed him a note. It contained
a single line scrawled in pencil:
“Come out and see me behind
the house as before. I dussent come in on account
of her. C. Byers.”
“On account of ’her’!”
Abner cast a hurried glance around the tables.
Certainly Mrs. Byers was not there! He walked
in the hall and the veranda she was not
there. He hastened to the rendezvous evidently
meant by the writer, the wilderness behind the house.
Sure enough, Byers, drunk and maudlin, supporting
himself by the tree root, staggered forward, clasped
him in his arms, and murmured hoarsely,
“She’s gone!”
“Gone?” echoed Abner, with a whitening
face. “Mrs. Byers? Where?”
“Run away! Never come back no more!
Gone!”
A vague idea that had been in Abner’s
mind since Byers’s last visit now took awful
shape. Before the unfortunate Byers could collect
his senses he felt himself seized in a giant’s
grasp and forced against the tree.
“You coward!” said all
that was left of the tolerant Abner his
even voice “you hound! Did you
dare to abuse her? to lay your vile hands on her to
strike her? Answer me.”
The shock the grasp perhaps
Abner’s words, momentarily silenced Byers.
“Did I strike her?” he said dazedly; “did
I abuse her? Oh, yes!” with deep irony.
“Certainly! In course! Look yer, pardner!” he
suddenly dragged up his sleeve from his red, hairy
arm, exposing a blue cicatrix in its centre “that’s
a jab from her scissors about three months ago; look
yer!” he bent his head and showed
a scar along the scalp “that’s
her playfulness with a fire shovel! Look yer!” he
quickly opened his collar, where his neck and cheek
were striped and crossed with adhesive plaster “that’s
all that was left o’ a glass jar o’ preserves the
preserves got away, but some of the glass got stuck!
That’s when she heard I was a di-vorced
man and hadn’t told her.”
“Were you a di-vorced man?” gasped
Abner.
“You know that; in course I
was,” said Byers scornfully; “d’ye
meanter say she didn’t tell ye?”
“She?” echoed Abner vaguely.
“Your wife you said just now she didn’t
know it before.”
“My wife ez oncet was, I mean!
Mary Ellen your wife ez is to be,”
said Byers, with deep irony. “Oh, come
now. Pretend ye don’t know! Hi there!
Hands off! Don’t strike a man when he’s
down, like I am.”
But Abner’s clutch of Byers’s
shoulder relaxed, and he sank down to a sitting posture
on the root. In the meantime Byers, overcome by
a sense of this new misery added to his manifold grievances,
gave way to maudlin silent tears.
“Mary Ellen your first wife?”
repeated Abner vacantly.
“Yesh!” said Byers thickly,
“my first wife shelected and picked
out fer your shecond wife by your
first like d d conundrum.
How wash I t’know?” he said, with a sudden
shriek of public expostulation “thash
what I wanter know. Here I come to talk with fr’en’,
like man to man, unshuspecting, innoshent as chile,
about my shecond wife! Fr’en’ drops
out, carryin’ off the whiskey. Then I hear
all o’ suddent voice o’ Mary Ellen talkin’
in kitchen; then I come round softly and see Mary
Ellen my wife as useter be standin’
at fr’en’s kitchen winder. Then I
lights out quicker ‘n lightnin’ and scoots!
And when I gets back home, I ups and tells my wife.
And whosh fault ish’t! Who shaid a man oughter
tell hish wife? You! Who keepsh other mensh’
first wivesh at kishen winder to frighten ’em
to tell? You!”
But a change had already come over
the face of Abner Langworthy. The anger, anxiety,
astonishment, and vacuity that was there had vanished,
and he looked up with his usual resigned acceptance
of the inevitable as he said, “I reckon that’s
so! And seein’ it’s so,” with
good-natured tolerance, he added, “I reckon
I’ll break rules for oncet and stand ye another
drink.”
He stood another drink and yet another,
and eventually put the doubly widowed Byers to bed
in his own room. These were but details of a larger
tribulation, and yet he knew instinctively
that his cup was not yet full. The further drop
of bitterness came a few days later in a line from
Mary Ellen: “I needn’t tell you that
all betwixt you and me is off, and you kin tell your
old woman that her selection for a second wife for
you wuz about as bad as your own first selection.
Ye kin tell Mr. Byers yer great friend
whom ye never let on ye knew that when I
want another husband I shan’t take the trouble
to ask him to fish one out for me. It would be
kind but confusin’.”
He never heard from her again.
Mr. Byers was duly notified that Mrs. Byers had commenced
action for divorce in another state in which concealment
of a previous divorce invalidated the marriage, but
he did not respond. The two men became great
friends and assured celibates. Yet
they always spoke reverently of their “wife,”
with the touching prefix of “our.”
“She was a good woman, pardner,” said
Byers.
“And she understood us,” said Abner resignedly.
Perhaps she had.