I have seen her at last. She
is a hundred and seven years old, and remembers George
Washington quite distinctly. It is somewhat confusing,
however, that she also remembers a contemporaneous
Josiah W. Perkins of Basking Ridge, N. J., and, I
think, has the impression that Perkins was the better
man. Perkins, at the close of the last century,
paid her some little attention. There are a few
things that a really noble woman of a hundred and
seven never forgets.
It was Perkins, who said to her in
1795, in the streets of Philadelphia, “Shall
I show thee Gen. Washington?” Then she said careless-like
(for you know, child, at that time it wasn’t
what it is now to see Gen. Washington), she said,
“So do, Josiah, so do!” Then he pointed
to a tall man who got out of a carriage, and went
into a large house. He was larger than you be.
He wore his own hair not powdered; had a
flowered chintz vest, with yellow breeches and blue
stockings, and a broad-brimmed hat. In summer
he wore a white straw hat, and at his farm at Basking
Ridge he always wore it. At this point, it became
too evident that she was describing the clothes of
the all-fascinating Perkins: so I gently but
firmly led her back to Washington. Then it appeared
that she did not remember exactly what he wore.
To assist her, I sketched the general historic dress
of that period. She said she thought he was dressed
like that. Emboldened by my success, I added a
hat of Charles II., and pointed shoes of the eleventh
century. She indorsed these with such cheerful
alacrity, that I dropped the subject.
The house upon which I had stumbled,
or, rather, to which my horse a Jersey
hack, accustomed to historic research had
brought me, was low and quaint. Like most old
houses, it had the appearance of being encroached
upon by the surrounding glebe, as if it were already
half in the grave, with a sod or two, in the shape
of moss thrown on it, like ashes on ashes, and dust
on dust. A wooden house, instead of acquiring
dignity with age, is apt to lose its youth and respectability
together. A porch, with scant, sloping seats,
from which even the winter’s snow must have
slid uncomfortably, projected from a doorway that opened
most unjustifiably into a small sitting-room.
There was no vestibule, or locus poenitentiae,
for the embarrassed or bashful visitor: he passed
at once from the security of the public road into shameful
privacy. And here, in the mellow autumnal sunlight,
that, streaming through the maples and sumach on the
opposite bank, flickered and danced upon the floor,
she sat and discoursed of George Washington, and thought
of Perkins. She was quite in keeping with the
house and the season, albeit a little in advance of
both; her skin being of a faded russet, and her hands
so like dead November leaves, that I fancied they even
rustled when she moved them.
For all that, she was quite bright
and cheery; her faculties still quite vigorous, although
performing irregularly and spasmodically. It was
somewhat discomposing, I confess, to observe, that
at times her lower jaw would drop, leaving her speechless,
until one of the family would notice it, and raise
it smartly into place with a slight snap, an
operation always performed in such an habitual, perfunctory
manner, generally in passing to and fro in their household
duties, that it was very trying to the spectator.
It was still more embarrassing to observe that the
dear old lady had evidently no knowledge of this, but
believed she was still talking, and that, on resuming
her actual vocal utterance, she was often abrupt and
incoherent, beginning always in the middle of a sentence,
and often in the middle of a word. “Sometimes,”
said her daughter, a giddy, thoughtless young thing
of eighty-five, “sometimes just moving
her head sort of unhitches her jaw; and, if we don’t
happen to see it, she’ll go on talking for hours
without ever making a sound.” Although
I was convinced, after this, that during my interview
I had lost several important revelations regarding
George Washington through these peculiar lapses, I
could not help reflecting how beneficent were these
provisions of the Creator, how, if properly
studied and applied, they might be fraught with happiness
to mankind, how a slight jostle or jar
at a dinner-party might make the post-prandial eloquence
of garrulous senility satisfactory to itself, yet
harmless to others, how a more intimate
knowledge of anatomy, introduced into the domestic
circle, might make a home tolerable at least, if not
happy, how a long-suffering husband, under
the pretence of a conjugal caress, might so unhook
his wife’s condyloid process as to allow the
flow of expostulation, criticism, or denunciation,
to go on with gratification to her, and perfect immunity
to himself.
But this was not getting back to George
Washington and the early struggles of the Republic.
So I returned to the commander-in-chief, but found,
after one or two leading questions, that she was rather
inclined to resent his re-appearance on the stage.
Her reminiscences here were chiefly social and local,
and more or less flavored with Perkins. We got
back as far as the Revolutionary epoch, or, rather,
her impressions of that epoch, when it was still fresh
in the public mind. And here I came upon an incident,
purely personal and local, but, withal, so novel,
weird, and uncanny, that for a while I fear it quite
displaced George Washington in my mind, and tinged
the autumnal fields beyond with a red that was not
of the sumach. I do not remember to have read
of it in the books. I do not know that it is
entirely authentic. It was attested to me by
mother and daughter, as an uncontradicted tradition.
In the little field beyond, where
the plough still turns up musket-balls and cartridge-boxes,
took place one of those irregular skirmishes between
the militiamen and Knyphausen’s stragglers, that
made the retreat historical. A Hessian soldier,
wounded in both legs and utterly helpless, dragged
himself to the cover of a hazel-copse, and lay there
hidden for two days. On the third day, maddened
by thirst, he managed to creep to the rail-fence of
an adjoining farm-house, but found himself unable
to mount it or pass through. There was no one
in the house but a little girl of six or seven years.
He called to her, and in a faint voice asked for water.
She returned to the house, as if to comply with his
request, but, mounting a chair, took from the chimney
a heavily-loaded Queen Anne musket, and, going to the
door, took deliberate aim at the helpless intruder,
and fired. The man fell back dead, without a
groan. She replaced the musket, and, returning
to the fence, covered the body with boughs and leaves,
until it was hidden. Two or three days after,
she related the occurrence in a careless, casual way,
and leading the way to the fence, with a piece of bread
and butter in her guileless little fingers, pointed
out the result of her simple, unsophisticated effort.
The Hessian was decently buried, but I could not find
out what became of the little girl. Nobody seemed
to remember. I trust, that, in after-years, she
was happily married; that no Jersey Lovelace attempted
to trifle with a heart whose impulses were so prompt,
and whose purposes were so sincere. They did not
seem to know if she had married or not. Yet it
does not seem probable that such simplicity of conception,
frankness of expression, and deftness of execution,
were lost to posterity, or that they failed, in their
time and season, to give flavor to the domestic felicity
of the period. Beyond this, the story perhaps
has little value, except as an offset to the usual
anecdotes of Hessian atrocity.
They had their financial panics even
in Jersey, in the old days. She remembered when
Dr. White married your cousin Mary or was
it Susan? yes, it was Susan. She remembers
that your Uncle Harry brought in an armful of bank-notes, paper
money, you know, and threw them in the
corner, saying they were no good to anybody. She
remembered playing with them, and giving them to your
Aunt Anna no, child, it was your own mother,
bless your heart! Some of them was marked as high
as a hundred dollars. Everybody kept gold and
silver in a stocking, or in a “chaney”
vase, like that. You never used money to buy any
thing. When Josiah went to Springfield to buy
any thing, he took a cartload of things with him to
exchange. That yaller picture-frame was paid for
in greenings. But then people knew jest what
they had. They didn’t fritter their substance
away in unchristian trifles, like your father, Eliza
Jane, who doesn’t know that there is a God who
will smite him hip and thigh; for vengeance is mine,
and those that believe in me. But here, singularly
enough, the inferior maxillaries gave out, and her
jaw dropped. (I noticed that her giddy daughter of
eighty-five was sitting near her; but I do not pretend
to connect this fact with the arrested flow of personal
disclosure.) Howbeit, when she recovered her speech
again, it appeared that she was complaining of the
weather.
The seasons had changed very much
since your father went to sea. The winters used
to be terrible in those days. When she went over
to Springfield, in June, she saw the snow still on
Watson’s Ridge. There were whole days when
you couldn’t git over to William Henry’s,
their next neighbor, a quarter of a mile away.
It was that drefful winter that the Spanish sailor
was found. You don’t remember the Spanish
sailor, Eliza Jane it was before your time.
There was a little personal skirmishing here, which
I feared, at first, might end in a suspension of maxillary
functions, and the loss of the story; but here it is.
Ah, me! it is a pure white winter idyl: how shall
I sing it this bright, gay autumnal day?
It was a terrible night, that winter’s
night, when she and the century were young together.
The sun was lost at three o’clock: the snowy
night came down like a white sheet, that flapped around
the house, beat at the windows with its edges, and
at last wrapped it in a close embrace. In the
middle of the night, they thought they heard above
the wind a voice crying, “Christus, Christus!”
in a foreign tongue. They opened the door, no
easy task in the north wind that pressed its strong
shoulders against it, but nothing was to
be seen but the drifting snow. The next morning
dawned on fences hidden, and a landscape changed and
obliterated with drift. During the day, they
again heard the cry of “Christus!” this
time faint and hidden, like a child’s voice.
They searched in vain: the drifted snow hid its
secret. On the third day they broke a path to
the fence, and then they heard the cry distinctly.
Digging down, they found the body of a man, a
Spanish sailor, dark and bearded, with ear-rings in
his ears. As they stood gazing down at his cold
and pulseless figure, the cry of “Christus!”
again rose upon the wintry air; and they turned and
fled in superstitious terror to the house. And
then one of the children, bolder than the rest, knelt
down, and opened the dead man’s rough pea-jacket,
and found what think you? a little
blue-and-green parrot, nestling against his breast.
It was the bird that had echoed mechanically the last
despairing cry of the life that was given to save
it. It was the bird, that ever after, amid outlandish
oaths and wilder sailor-songs, that I fear often shocked
the pure ears of its gentle mistress, and brought
scandal into the Jerseys, still retained that one
weird and mournful cry.
The sun meanwhile was sinking behind
the steadfast range beyond, and I could not help feeling
that I must depart with my wants unsatisfied.
I had brought away no historic fragment: I absolutely
knew little or nothing new regarding George Washington.
I had been addressed variously by the names of different
members of the family who were dead and forgotten;
I had stood for an hour in the past: yet I had
not added to my historical knowledge, nor the practical
benefit of your readers. I spoke once more of
Washington, and she replied with a reminiscence of
Perkins.
Stand forth, O Josiah W. Perkins of
Basking Ridge, N. J. Thou wast of little account in
thy life, I warrant; thou didst not even feel the
greatness of thy day and time; thou didst criticise
thy superiors; thou wast small and narrow in thy ways;
thy very name and grave are unknown and uncared for:
but thou wast once kind to a woman who survived thee,
and, lo! thy name is again spoken of men, and for a
moment lifted up above thy betters.