The vast dining-room of the Crustacean
Hotel at Greyport, U. S., was empty and desolate.
It was so early in the morning that there was a bedroom
deshabille in the tucked-up skirts and bare legs of
the little oval breakfast-tables as they had just
been left by the dusting servants. The most stirring
of travelers was yet abed, the most enterprising of
first-train catchers had not yet come down; there was
a breath of midsummer sleep still in the air; through
the half-opened windows that seemed to be yawning,
the pinkish blue Atlantic beyond heaved gently and
slumberously, and drowsy early bathers crept into it
as to bed. Yet as I entered the room I saw that
one of the little tables in the corner was in reality
occupied by a very small and very extraordinary child.
Seated in a high chair, attended by a dreamily abstracted
nurse on one side, an utterly perfunctory negro waiter
on the other, and an incongruous assortment of disregarded
viands before him, he was taking or, rather,
declining his solitary breakfast. He
appeared to be a pale, frail, but rather pretty boy,
with a singularly pathetic combination of infant delicacy
of outline and maturity of expression. His heavily
fringed eyes expressed an already weary and discontented
intelligence, and his willful, resolute little mouth
was, I fancied, marked with lines of pain at either
corner. He struck me as not only being physically
dyspeptic, but as morally loathing his attendants
and surroundings.
My entrance did not disturb the waiter,
with whom I had no financial relations; he simply
concealed an exaggerated yawn professionally behind
his napkin until my own servitor should appear.
The nurse slightly awoke from her abstraction, shoved
the child mechanically, as if starting
up some clogged machinery, said, “Eat
your breakfast, Johnnyboy,” and subsided into
her dream. I think the child had at first some
faint hope of me, and when my waiter appeared with
my breakfast he betrayed some interest in my selection,
with a view of possible later appropriation, but,
as my repast was simple, that hope died out of his
infant mind. Then there was a silence, broken
at last by the languid voice of the nurse:
“Try some milk then nice milk.”
“No! No mik! Mik makes me sick mik
does!”
In spite of the hurried infantine
accent the protest was so emphatic, and, above all,
fraught with such pent-up reproach and disgust, that
I turned about sympathetically. But Johnnyboy
had already thrown down his spoon, slipped from his
high chair, and was marching out of the room as fast
as his little sandals would carry him, with indignation
bristling in every line of the crisp bows of his sash.
I, however, gathered from Mr. Johnson,
my waiter, that the unfortunate child owned a fashionable
father and mother, one or two blocks of houses in
New York, and a villa at Greyport, which he consistently
and intelligently despised. That he had imperiously
brought his parents here on account of his health,
and had demanded that he should breakfast alone in
the big dining-room. That, however, he was not
happy. “Nuffin peahs to agree wid him,
Sah, but he doan’ cry, and he speaks his
mind, Sah; he speaks his mind.”
Unfortunately, I did not keep Johnnyboy’s
secret, but related the scene I had witnessed to some
of the lighter-hearted Crustaceans of either sex,
with the result that his alliterative protest became
a sort of catchword among them, and that for the next
few mornings he had a large audience of early breakfasters,
who fondly hoped for a repetition of his performance.
I think that Johnnyboy for the time enjoyed this companionship,
yet without the least affectation or self-consciousness so
long as it was unobtrusive. It so chanced, however,
that the Rev. Mr. Belcher, a gentleman with bovine
lightness of touch, and a singular misunderstanding
of childhood, chose to presume upon his paternal functions.
Approaching the high chair in which Johnnyboy was
dyspeptically reflecting, with a ponderous wink at
the other guests, and a fat thumb and forefinger on
Johnnyboy’s table, he leaned over him, and with
slow, elephantine playfulness said:
“And so, my dear young friend,
I understand that ’mik makes you sick mik
does.’”
Anything approaching to the absolute
likeness of this imitation of Johnnyboy’s accents
it is impossible to conceive. Possibly Johnnyboy
felt it. But he simply lifted his lovely lashes,
and said with great distinctness:
“Mik don’t you devil!”
After this, closely as it had knitted
us together, Johnnyboy’s morning presence was
mysteriously withdrawn. It was later pointed out
to us by Mr. Belcher, upon the veranda, that, although
Wealth had its privileges, it was held in trust for
the welfare of Mankind, and that the children of the
Rich could not too early learn the advantages of Self-restraint
and the vanity of a mere gratification of the Senses.
Early and frequent morning ablutions, brisk morning
toweling, half of a Graham biscuit in a teacup of
milk, exercise with the dumb-bells, and a little rough-and-tumble
play in a straw hat, check apron, and overalls would
eventually improve that stamina necessary for his future
Position, and repress a dangerous cerebral activity
and tendency to give way to He suddenly
stopped, coughed, and absolutely looked embarrassed.
Johnnyboy, a moving cloud of white pique, silk, and
embroidery, had just turned the corner of the veranda.
He did not speak, but as he passed raised his blue-veined
lids to the orator. The look of ineffable scorn
and superiority in those beautiful eyes surpassed
anything I had ever seen. At the next veranda
column he paused, and, with his baby thumbs inserted
in his silk sash, again regarded him under his half-dropped
lashes as if he were some curious animal, and then
passed on. But Belcher was silenced for the second
time.
I think I have said enough to show
that Johnnyboy was hopelessly worshiped by an impressible
and illogical sex. I say hopelessly, for
he slipped equally from the proudest silken lap and
the humblest one of calico, and carried his eyelashes
and small aches elsewhere. I think that a secret
fear of his alarming frankness, and his steady rejection
of the various tempting cates they offered him, had
much to do with their passion. “It won’t
hurt you, dear,” said Miss Circe, “and
it’s so awfully nice. See!” she continued,
putting one of the delicacies in her own pretty mouth
with every assumption of delight. “It’s
so good!” Johnnyboy rested his elbows on
her knees, and watched her with a grieved and commiserating
superiority. “Bimeby, you’ll have
pains in youse tommick, and you’ll be tookt
to bed,” he said sadly, “and then you’ll have
to dit up and” But as it was found
necessary here to repress further details, he escaped
other temptation.
Two hours later, as Miss Circe was
seated in the drawing-room with her usual circle of
enthusiastic admirers around her, Johnnyboy who
was issued from his room for circulation, two or three
times a day, as a genteel advertisement of his parents floated
into the apartment in a new dress and a serious demeanor.
Sidling up to Miss Circe he laid a phial evidently
his own pet medicine on her lap, said, “For
youse tommikake to-night,” and vanished.
Yet I have reason to believe that this slight evidence
of unusual remembrance on Johnnyboy’s part more
than compensated for its publicity, and for a few days
Miss Circe was quite “set up” by it.
It was through some sympathy of this
kind that I first gained Johnnyboy’s good graces.
I had been presented with a small pocket case of homoeopathic
medicines, and one day on the beach I took out one
of the tiny phials and, dropping two or three of the
still tinier pellets in my hand, swallowed them.
To my embarrassment, a small hand presently grasped
my trouser-leg. I looked down; it was Johnnyboy,
in a new and ravishing smuggler suit, with his questioning
eyes fixed on mine.
“Howjer do dat?”
“Eh?”
“Wajer do dat for?”
“That? Oh, that’s medicine.
I’ve got a headache.”
He searched the inmost depths of my
soul with his wonderful eyes. Then, after a pause,
he held out his baby palm.
“You kin give Johnny some.”
“But you haven’t got headache have
you?”
“Me alluz has.”
“Not always.”
He nodded his head rapidly. Then
added slowly, and with great elaboration, “Et
mo’nins, et affernoons, et nights, ’nd
mo’nins adain. ’N et becker”
(i. e., breakfast).
There was no doubt it was the truth.
Those eyes did not seem to be in the habit of lying.
After all, the medicine could not hurt him. His
nurse was at a little distance gazing absently at the
sea. I sat down on a bench, and dropped a few
of the pellets into his palm. He ate them seriously,
and then turned around and backed after
the well-known appealing fashion of childhood against
my knees. I understood the movement although
it was unlike my idea of Johnnyboy. However, I
raised him to my lap with the sensation
of lifting a dozen lace-edged handkerchiefs, and with
very little more effort where he sat silently
for a moment, with his sandals crossed pensively before
him.
“Wouldn’t you like to
go and play with those children?” I asked, pointing
to a group of noisy sand levelers not far away.
“No!” After a pause, “You wouldn’t
neither.”
“Why?”
“Hediks.”
“But,” I said, “perhaps
if you went and played with them and ran up and down
as they do, you wouldn’t have headache.”
Johnnyboy did not answer for a moment;
then there was a perceptible gentle movement of his
small frame. I confess I felt brutally like Belcher.
He was getting down.
Once down he faced me, lifted his
frank eyes, said, “Do way and play den,”
smoothed down his smuggler frock, and rejoined his
nurse.
But although Johnnyboy afterwards
forgave my moral defection, he did not seem to have
forgotten my practical medical ministration, and our
brief interview had a surprising result. From
that moment he confounded his parents and doctors
by resolutely and positively refusing to take any
more of their pills, tonics, or drops. Whether
from a sense of loyalty to me, or whether he was not
yet convinced of the efficacy of homoeopathy, he did
not suggest a substitute, declare his preferences,
or even give his reasons, but firmly and peremptorily
declined his present treatment. And, to everybody’s
astonishment, he did not seem a bit the worse for
it.
Still he was not strong, and his continual
aversion to childish sports and youthful exercise
provoked the easy criticism of that large part of
humanity who are ready to confound cause and effect,
and such brief moments as the Sluysdaels could spare
him from their fashionable duties were made miserable
to them by gratuitous suggestions and plans for their
child’s improvement. It was noticeable,
however, that few of them were ever offered to Johnnyboy
personally. He had a singularly direct way of
dealing with them, and a precision of statement that
was embarrassing.
One afternoon, Jack Bracy drove up
to the veranda of the Crustacean with a smart buggy
and spirited thoroughbred for Miss Circe’s especial
driving, and his own saddle-horse on which he was to
accompany her. Jack had dismounted, a groom held
his saddle-horse until the young lady should appear,
and he himself stood at the head of the thoroughbred.
As Johnnyboy, leaning against the railing, was regarding
the turnout with ill-concealed disdain, Jack, in the
pride of his triumph over his rivals, good-humoredly
offered to put him in the buggy, and allow him to
take the reins. Johnnyboy did not reply.
“Come along!” continued
Jack, “it will do you a heap of good! It’s
better than lazing there like a girl! Rouse up,
old man!”
“Me don’t like that geegee,”
said Johnnyboy calmly. “He’s a silly
fool.”
“You’re afraid,” said Jack.
Johnnyboy lifted his proud lashes,
and toddled to the steps. Jack received him in
his arms, swung him into the seat, and placed the slim
yellow reins in his baby hands.
“Now you feel like a man, and
not like a girl!” said Jack. “Eh,
what? Oh, I beg your pardon.”
For Miss Circe had appeared had
absolutely been obliged to wait a whole half-minute
unobserved and now stood there a dazzling
but pouting apparition. In eagerly turning to
receive her, Jack’s foot slipped on the step,
and he fell. The thoroughbred started, gave a
sickening plunge forward, and was off! But so,
too, was Jack, the next moment, on his own horse,
and before Miss Circe’s screams had died away.
For two blocks on Ocean Avenue, passersby
that afternoon saw a strange vision. A galloping
horse careering before a light buggy, in which a small
child, seated upright, was grasping the tightened reins.
But so erect and composed was the little face and
figure albeit as white as its own frock that
for an instant they did not grasp its awful significance.
Those further along, however, read the whole awful
story in the drawn face and blazing eyes of Jack Bracy
as he, at last, swung into the Avenue. For Jack
had the brains as well as the nerve of your true hero,
and, knowing the dangerous stimulus of a stern chase
to a frightened horse, had kept a side road until
it branched into the Avenue. So furious had been
his pace, and so correct his calculation, that he
ranged alongside of the runaway even as it passed,
grasped the reins, and, in half a block, pulled up
on even wheels.
“I never saw such pluck in a
mite like that,” he whispered afterwards to
his anxious auditory. “He never dropped
those ribbons, by G , until I got alongside,
and then he just hopped down and said, as short and
cool as you please, ‘Dank you!’”
“Me didn’t,” uttered a small voice
reproachfully.
“Didn’t you, dear!
What did you say then, darling?” exclaimed
a sympathizing chorus.
“Me said: ‘Damn you!’
Me don’t like silly fool geegees. Silly
fool geegees make me sick silly fool geegees
do!”
Nevertheless, in spite of this incident,
the attempts at Johnnyboy’s physical reformation
still went on. More than that, it was argued by
some complacent casuists that the pluck displayed by
the child was the actual result of this somewhat heroic
method of taking exercise, and not an inherent
manliness distinct from his physical tastes. So
he was made to run when he didn’t want to to
dance when he frankly loathed his partners to
play at games that he despised. His books and
pictures were taken away; he was hurried past hoardings
and theatrical posters that engaged his fancy; the
public was warned against telling him fairy tales,
except those constructed on strictly hygienic principles.
His fastidious cleanliness was rebuked, and his best
frocks taken away albeit at a terrible
sacrifice of his parents’ vanity to
suit the theories of his critics. How long this
might have continued is not known for the
theory and practice were suddenly arrested by another
sensation.
One morning a children’s picnic
party was given on a rocky point only accessible at
certain states of the tide, whither they were taken
in a small boat under the charge of a few hotel servants,
and, possibly as part of his heroic treatment, Johnnyboy,
who was included in the party, was not allowed to
be attended by his regular nurse.
Whether this circumstance added to
his general disgust of the whole affair, and his unwillingness
to go, I cannot say, but it is to be regretted, since
the omission deprived Johnnyboy of any impartial witness
to what subsequently occurred. That he was somewhat
roughly handled by several of the larger children
appeared to be beyond doubt, although there was conflicting
evidence as to the sequel. Enough that at noon
screams were heard in the direction of certain detached
rocks on the point, and the whole party proceeding
thither found three of the larger boys on the rocks,
alone and cut off by the tide, having been left there,
as they alleged, by Johnnyboy, who had run
away with the boat. They
subsequently admitted that they had first taken
the boat and brought Johnnyboy with them, “just
to frighten him,” but they adhered to the rest.
And certainly Johnnyboy and the boat were nowhere to
be found. The shore was communicated with, the
alarm was given, the telegraph, up and down the coast
trilled with excitement, other boats were manned consternation
prevailed.
But that afternoon the captain of
the “Saucy Jane,” mackerel fisher, lying
off the point, perceived a derelict “Whitehall”
boat drifting lazily towards the Gulf Stream.
On boarding it he was chagrined to find the expected
flotsam already in the possession of a very small child,
who received him with a scornful reticence as regarded
himself and his intentions, and some objurgation of
a person or persons unknown. It was Johnnyboy.
But whether he had attempted the destruction of the
three other boys by “marooning” them upon
the rocks as their parents firmly believed or
whether he had himself withdrawn from their company
simply because he did not like them, was never known.
Any further attempt to improve his education by the
roughing gregarious process was, however, abandoned.
The very critics who had counseled it now clamored
for restraint and perfect isolation. It was ably
pointed out by the Rev. Mr. Belcher that the autocratic
habits begotten by wealth and pampering should be
restricted, and all intercourse with their possessor
promptly withheld.
But the season presently passed with
much of this and other criticism, and the Sluysdaels
passed too, carrying Johnnyboy and his small aches
and long eyelashes beyond these Crustacean voices,
where it was to be hoped there was peace. I did
not hear of him again for five years, and then, oddly
enough, from the lips of Mr. Belcher on the deck of
a transatlantic steamer, as he was being wafted to
Europe for his recreation by the prayers and purses
of a grateful and enduring flock. “Master
John Jacob Astor Sluysdael,” said Mr. Belcher,
speaking slowly, with great precision of retrospect,
“was taken from his private governess I
may say by my advice and sent to an admirable
school in New York, fashioned upon the English system
of Eton and Harrow, and conducted by English masters
from Oxford and Cambridge. Here I may
also say at my suggestion he was subjected
to the wholesome discipline equally of his schoolmates
and his masters; in fact, sir, as you are probably
aware, the most perfect democracy that we have yet
known, in which the mere accidents of wealth, position,
luxury, effeminacy, physical degeneration, and over-civilized
stimulation, are not recognized. He was put into
compulsory cricket, football, and rounders. As
an undersized boy he was subjected to that ingenious
preparation for future mastership by the pupillary
state of servitude known, I think, as ‘fagging.’
His physical inertia was stimulated and quickened,
and his intellectual precocity repressed, from time
to time, by the exuberant playfulness of his fellow-students,
which occasionally took the form of forced ablutions
and corporal discomfort, and was called, I am told,
‘hazing.’ It is but fair to state
that our young friend had some singular mental endowments,
which, however, were promptly checked to repress the
vanity and presumption that would follow.”
The Rev. Mr. Belcher paused, closed his eyes resignedly,
and added, “Of course, you know the rest.”
“Indeed, I do not,” I said anxiously.
“A most deplorable affair indeed,
a most shocking incident! It was hushed up, I
believe, on account of the position of his parents.”
He glanced furtively around, and in a lower and more
impressive voice said, “I am not myself a believer
in heredity, and I am not personally aware that there
was a murderer among the Sluysdael ancestry, but
it seems that this monstrous child, in some clandestine
way, possessed himself of a huge bowie-knife, sir,
and on one of those occasions actually rushed furiously
at the larger boys his innocent play-fellows and
absolutely forced them to flee in fear of their lives.
More than that, sir, a loaded revolver was
found in his desk, and he boldly and shamelessly avowed
his intention to eviscerate, or to use his
own revolting language ’to cut the
heart out’ of the first one who again ’laid
a finger on him.’” He paused again, and,
joining his two hands together with the fingers pointing
to the deck, breathed hard and said, “His instantaneous
withdrawal from the school was a matter of public
necessity. He was afterwards taken, in the charge
of a private tutor, to Europe, where, I trust, we
shall not meet.”
I could not resist saying cheerfully
that, at least, Johnnyboy had for a short time made
it lively for the big boys.
The Rev. Mr. Belcher rose slowly,
but painfully, said with a deeply grieved expression,
“I don’t think that I entirely follow you,”
and moved gently away.
The changes of youth are apt to be
more bewildering than those of age, and a decade scarcely
perceptible in an old civilization often means utter
revolution to the new. It did not seem strange
to me, therefore, on meeting Jack Bracy twelve years
after, to find that he had forgotten Miss Circe, or
that she had married, and was living unhappily
with a middle-aged adventurer by the name of Jason,
who was reputed to have had domestic relations elsewhere.
But although subjugated and exorcised, she at least
was reminiscent. To my inquiries about the Sluysdaels,
she answered with a slight return of her old vivacity:
“Ah, yes, dear fellow, he was
one of my greatest admirers.”
“He was about four years old
when you knew him, wasn’t he?” suggested
Jason meanly. “Yes, they usually were
young, but so kind of you to recollect them.
Young Sluysdael,” he continued, turning to me,
“is but of course you know that disgraceful
story.”
I felt that I could stand this no
longer. “Yes,” I said indignantly,
“I know all about the school, and I don’t
call his conduct disgraceful either.”
Jason stared. “I don’t
know what you mean about the school,” he returned.
“I am speaking of his stepfather.”
“His stepfather!”
“Yes; his father, Van Buren
Sluysdael, died, you know a year after they
left Greyport. The widow was left all the money
in trust for Johnny, except about twenty-five hundred
a year which he was in receipt of as a separate income,
even as a boy. Well, a glib-tongued parson, a
fellow by the name of Belcher, got round the widow she
was a desperate fool and, by Jove! made
her marry him. He made ducks and drakes of not
only her money, but Johnny’s too, and had to
skip to Spain to avoid the trustees. And Johnny for
the Sluysdaels are all fools or lunatics made
over his whole separate income to that wretched, fashionable
fool of a mother, and went into a stockbroker’s
office as a clerk.”
“And walks to business before
eight every morning, and they say even takes down
the shutters and sweeps out,” broke in Circe
impulsively. “Works like a slave all day,
wears out his old clothes, has given up his clubs
and amusements, and shuns society.”
“But how about his health?”
I asked. “Is he better and stronger?”
“I don’t know,”
said Circe, “but he looks as beautiful as
Endymion.”
At his bank, in Wall Street, Bracy
that afternoon confirmed all that Jason had told me
of young Sluysdael. “But his temper?”
I asked. “You remember his temper surely.”
“He’s as sweet as a lamb,
never quarrels, never whines, never alludes to his
lost fortune, and is never put out. For a youngster,
he’s the most popular man in the street.
Shall we nip round and see him?”
“By all means.”
“Come. It isn’t far.”
A few steps down the crowded street
we dived into a den of plate-glass windows, of scraps
of paper, of rattling, ticking machines, more voluble
and excited than the careworn, abstracted men who leaned
over them. But “Johnnyboy” I
started at the familiar name again was not
there. He was at luncheon.
“Let us join him,” I said,
as we gained the street again and turned mechanically
into Delmonico’s.
“Not there,” said Bracy
with a laugh. “You forget! That’s
not Johnnyboy’s gait just now. Come here.”
He was descending a few steps that led to a humble
cake-shop. As we entered I noticed a young fellow
standing before the plain wooden counter with a cake
of gingerbread in one hand and a glass of milk in
the other. His profile was before me; I at once
recognized the long lashes. But the happy, boyish,
careless laugh that greeted Bracy, as he presented
me, was a revelation.
Yet he was pleased to remember me.
And then it may have been embarrassment
that led me to such tactlessness, but as I glanced
at him and the glass of milk he was holding, I could
not help reminding him of the first words I had ever
heard him utter.
He tossed off the glass, colored slightly,
as I thought, and said with a light laugh:
“I suppose I have changed a good deal since
then, sir.”
I looked at his demure and resolute mouth, and wondered
if he had.