PART I.
It was growing quite dark in the telegraph-office
at Cottonwood, Tuolumne County, California. The
office, a box-like enclosure, was separated from the
public room of the Miners’ Hotel by a thin partition;
and the operator, who was also news and express agent
at Cottonwood, had closed his window, and was lounging
by his news-stand preparatory to going home.
Without, the first monotonous rain of the season was
dripping from the porches of the hotel in the waning
light of a December day. The operator, accustomed
as he was to long intervals of idleness, was fast
becoming bored.
The tread of mud-muffled boots on
the veranda, and the entrance of two men, offered
a momentary excitement. He recognized in the strangers
two prominent citizens of Cottonwood; and their manner
bespoke business. One of them proceeded to the
desk, wrote a despatch, and handed it to the other
interrogatively.
“That’s about the way
the thing p’ints,” responded his companion
assentingly.
“I reckoned it only squar to use his dientical
words?”
“That’s so.”
The first speaker turned to the operator with the
despatch.
“How soon can you shove her through?”
The operator glanced professionally
over the address and the length of the despatch.
“Now,” he answered promptly.
“And she gets there?”
“To-night. But there’s no delivery
until to-morrow.”
“Shove her through to-night,
and say there’s an extra twenty left here for
delivery.”
The operator, accustomed to all kinds
of extravagant outlay for expedition, replied that
he would lay this proposition with the despatch, before
the San Francisco office. He then took it and
read it and re-read it. He preserved
the usual professional apathy, had doubtless
sent many more enigmatical and mysterious messages, but
nevertheless, when he finished, he raised his eyes
inquiringly to his customer. That gentleman,
who enjoyed a reputation for equal spontaneity of
temper and revolver, met his gaze a little impatiently.
The operator had recourse to a trick. Under the
pretence of misunderstanding the message, he obliged
the sender to repeat it aloud for the sake of accuracy,
and even suggested a few verbal alterations, ostensibly
to insure correctness, but really to extract further
information. Nevertheless, the man doggedly persisted
in a literal transcript of his message. The operator
went to his instrument hesitatingly.
“I suppose,” he added
half-questioningly, “there ain’t no chance
of a mistake. This address is Rightbody, that
rich old Bostonian that everybody knows. There
ain’t but one?”
“That’s the address,” responded
the first speaker coolly.
“Didn’t know the old chap
had investments out here,” suggested the operator,
lingering at his instrument.
“No more did I,” was the insufficient
reply.
For some few moments nothing was heard
but the click of the instrument, as the operator worked
the key, with the usual appearance of imparting confidence
to a somewhat reluctant hearer who preferred to talk
himself. The two men stood by, watching his motions
with the usual awe of the unprofessional. When
he had finished, they laid before him two gold-pieces.
As the operator took them up, he could not help saying,
“The old man went off kinder
sudden, didn’t he? Had no time to write?”
“Not sudden for that kind o’
man,” was the exasperating reply.
But the speaker was not to be disconcerted.
“If there is an answer ” he
began.
“There ain’t any,” replied the first
speaker quietly.
“Why?”
“Because the man ez sent the message is dead.”
“But it’s signed by you two.”
“On’y ez witnesses eh?”
appealed the first speaker to his comrade.
“On’y ez witnesses,” responded the
other.
The operator shrugged his shoulders.
The business concluded, the first speaker slightly
relaxed. He nodded to the operator, and turned
to the bar-room with a pleasing social impulse.
When their glasses were set down empty, the first
speaker, with a cheerful condemnation of the hard
times and the weather, apparently dismissed all previous
proceedings from his mind, and lounged out with his
companion. At the corner of the street they stopped.
“Well, that job’s done,”
said the first speaker, by way of relieving the slight
social embarrassment of parting.
“Thet’s so,” responded his companion,
and shook his hand.
They parted. A gust of wind swept
through the pines, and struck a faint Aeolian cry
from the wires above their heads; and the rain and
the darkness again slowly settled upon Cottonwood.
The message lagged a little at San
Francisco, laid over half an hour at Chicago, and
fought longitude the whole way; so that it was past
midnight when the “all night” operator
took it from the wires at Boston. But it was
freighted with a mandate from the San Francisco office;
and a messenger was procured, who sped with it through
dark snow-bound streets, between the high walls of
close-shuttered rayless houses, to a certain formal
square ghostly with snow-covered statues. Here
he ascended the broad steps of a reserved and solid-looking
mansion, and pulled a bronze bell-knob, that somewhere
within those chaste recesses, after an apparent reflective
pause, coldly communicated the fact that a stranger
was waiting without as he ought. Despite
the lateness of the hour, there was a slight glow
from the windows, clearly not enough to warm the messenger
with indications of a festivity within, but yet bespeaking,
as it were, some prolonged though subdued excitement.
The sober servant who took the despatch, and receipted
for it as gravely as if witnessing a last will and
testament, respectfully paused before the entrance
of the drawing-room. The sound of measured and
rhetorical speech, through which the occasional catarrhal
cough of the New-England coast struggled, as the only
effort of nature not wholly repressed, came from its
heavily-curtained recesses; for the occasion of the
evening had been the reception and entertainment of
various distinguished persons, and, as had been epigrammatically
expressed by one of the guests, “the history
of the country” was taking its leave in phrases
more or less memorable and characteristic. Some
of these valedictory axioms were clever, some witty,
a few profound, but always left as a genteel contribution
to the entertainer. Some had been already prepared,
and, like a card, had served and identified the guest
at other mansions.
The last guest departed, the last
carriage rolled away, when the servant ventured to
indicate the existence of the despatch to his master,
who was standing on the hearth-rug in an attitude of
wearied self-righteousness. He took it, opened
it, read it, re-read it, and said,
“There must be some mistake!
It is not for me. Call the boy, Waters.”
Waters, who was perfectly aware that
the boy had left, nevertheless obediently walked towards
the hall-door, but was recalled by his master.
“No matter at present!”
“It’s nothing serious,
William?” asked Mrs. Rightbody, with languid
wifely concern.
“No, nothing. Is there a light in my study?”
“Yes. But, before you go, can you give
me a moment or two?”
Mr. Rightbody turned a little impatiently
towards his wife. She had thrown herself languidly
on the sofa; her hair was slightly disarranged, and
part of a slippered foot was visible. She might
have been a finely-formed woman; but even her careless
deshabille left the general impression that she was
severely flannelled throughout, and that any ostentation
of womanly charm was under vigorous sanitary surveillance.
“Mrs. Marvin told me to-night
that her son made no secret of his serious attachment
for our Alice, and that, if I was satisfied, Mr. Marvin
would be glad to confer with you at once.”
The information did not seem to absorb
Mr. Rightbody’s wandering attention, but rather
increased his impatience. He said hastily, that
he would speak of that to-morrow; and partly by way
of reprisal, and partly to dismiss the subject, added
“Positively James must pay some
attention to the register and the thermometer.
It was over 70 degrees to-night, and the ventilating
draught was closed in the drawing-room.”
“That was because Professor
Ammon sat near it, and the old gentleman’s tonsils
are so sensitive.”
“He ought to know from Dr. Dyer
Doit that systematic and regular exposure to draughts
stimulates the mucous membrane; while fixed air over
60 degrees invariably ”
“I am afraid, William,”
interrupted Mrs. Rightbody, with feminine adroitness,
adopting her husband’s topic with a view of thereby
directing him from it, “I’m
afraid that people do not yet appreciate the substitution
of bouillon for punch and ices. I observed that
Mr. Spondee declined it, and, I fancied, looked disappointed.
The fibrine and wheat in liqueur-glasses passed
quite unnoticed too.”
“And yet each half-drachm contained
the half-digested substance of a pound of beef.
I’m surprised at Spondee!” continued Mr.
Rightbody aggrievedly. “Exhausting his
brain and nerve force by the highest creative efforts
of the Muse, he prefers perfumed and diluted alcohol
flavored with carbonic acid gas. Even Mrs. Faringway
admitted to me that the sudden lowering of the temperature
of the stomach by the introduction of ice ”
“Yes; but she took a lemon ice
at the last Dorothea Reception, and asked me if I
had observed that the lower animals refused their food
at a temperature over 60 degrees.”
Mr. Rightbody again moved impatiently
towards the door. Mrs. Rightbody eyed him curiously.
“You will not write, I hope?
Dr. Keppler told me to-night that your cerebral symptoms
interdicted any prolonged mental strain.”
“I must consult a few papers,”
responded Mr. Rightbody curtly, as he entered his
library.
It was a richly-furnished apartment,
morbidly severe in its decorations, which were symptomatic
of a gloomy dyspepsia of art, then quite prevalent.
A few curios, very ugly, but providentially equally
rare, were scattered about. There were various
bronzes, marbles, and casts, all requiring explanation,
and so fulfilling their purpose of promoting conversation,
and exhibiting the erudition of their owner. There
were souvenirs of travel with a history, old bric-a-brac
with a pedigree, but little or nothing that challenged
attention for itself alone. In all cases the
superiority of the owner to his possessions was admitted.
As a natural result, nobody ever lingered there, the
servants avoided the room, and no child was ever known
to play in it.
Mr. Rightbody turned up the gas, and
from a cabinet of drawers, precisely labelled, drew
a package of letters. These he carefully examined.
All were discolored, and made dignified by age; but
some, in their original freshness, must have appeared
trifling, and inconsistent with any correspondent
of Mr. Rightbody. Nevertheless, that gentleman
spent some moments in carefully perusing them, occasionally
referring to the telegram in his hand. Suddenly
there was a knock at the door. Mr. Rightbody
started, made a half-unconscious movement to return
the letters to the drawer, turned the telegram face
downwards, and then, somewhat harshly, stammered,
“Eh? Who’s there? Come in.”
“I beg your pardon, papa,”
said a very pretty girl, entering, without, however,
the slightest trace of apology or awe in her manner,
and taking a chair with the self-possession and familiarity
of an habitue of the room; “but I knew
it was not your habit to write late, so I supposed
you were not busy. I am on my way to bed.”
She was so very pretty, and withal
so utterly unconscious of it, or perhaps so consciously
superior to it, that one was provoked into a more
critical examination of her face. But this only
resulted in a reiteration of her beauty, and perhaps
the added facts that her dark eyes were very womanly,
her rich complexion eloquent, and her chiselled lips
fell enough to be passionate or capricious, notwithstanding
that their general effect suggested neither caprice,
womanly weakness, nor passion.
With the instinct of an embarrassed
man, Mr. Rightbody touched the topic he would have
preferred to avoid.
“I suppose we must talk over
to-morrow,” he hesitated, “this matter
of yours and Mr. Marvin’s? Mrs. Marvin
has formally spoken to your mother.”
Miss Alice lifted her bright eyes
intelligently, but not joyfully; and the color of
action, rather than embarrassment, rose to her round
cheeks.
“Yes, he said she would,” she answered
simply.
“At present,” continued
Mr. Rightbody still awkwardly, “I see no objection
to the proposed arrangement.”
Miss Alice opened her round eyes at this.
“Why, papa, I thought it had
been all settled long ago! Mamma knew it, you
knew it. Last July, mamma and you talked it over.”
“Yes, yes,” returned her
father, fumbling his papers; “that is well,
we will talk of it to-morrow.” In fact,
Mr. Rightbody had intended to give the affair
a proper attitude of seriousness and solemnity by due
precision of speech, and some apposite reflections,
when he should impart the news to his daughter, but
felt himself unable to do it now. “I am
glad, Alice,” he said at last, “that you
have quite forgotten your previous whims and fancies.
You see we are right.”
“Oh! I dare say, papa,
if I’m to be married at all, that Mr. Marvin
is in every way suitable.”
Mr. Rightbody looked at his daughter
narrowly. There was not the slightest impatience
nor bitterness in her manner: it was as well
regulated as the sentiment she expressed.
“Mr. Marvin is ” he began.
“I know what Mr. Marvin is,”
interrupted Miss Alice; “and he has promised
me that I shall be allowed to go on with my studies
the same as before. I shall graduate with my
class; and, if I prefer to practise my profession,
I can do so in two years after our marriage.”
“In two years?” queried Mr. Rightbody
curiously.
“Yes. You see, in case
we should have a child, that would give me time enough
to wean it.”
Mr. Rightbody looked at this flesh
of his flesh, pretty and palpable flesh as it was;
but, being confronted as equally with the brain of
his brain, all he could do was to say meekly,
“Yes, certainly. We will see about all
that to-morrow.”
Miss Alice rose. Something in
the free, unfettered swing of her arms as she rested
them lightly, after a half yawn, on her lithe hips,
suggested his next speech, although still distrait
and impatient.
“You continue your exercise
with the health-lift yet, I see.”
“Yes, papa; but I had to give
up the flannels. I don’t see how mamma
could wear them. But my dresses are high-necked,
and by bathing I toughen my skin. See!”
she added, as, with a child-like unconsciousness,
she unfastened two or three buttons of her gown, and
exposed the white surface of her throat and neck to
her father, “I can defy a chill.”
Mr. Rightbody, with something akin
to a genuine playful, paternal laugh, leaned forward
and kissed her forehead.
“It’s getting late, Ally,”
he said parentally, but not dictatorially. “Go
to bed.”
“I took a nap of three hours
this afternoon,” said Miss Alice, with a dazzling
smile, “to anticipate this dissipation.
Good-night, papa. To-morrow, then.”
“To-morrow,” repeated
Mr. Rightbody, with his eyes still fixed upon the
girl vaguely. “Good-night.”
Miss Alice tripped from the room,
possibly a trifle the more light-heartedly that she
had parted from her father in one of his rare moments
of illogical human weakness. And perhaps it was
well for the poor girl that she kept this single remembrance
of him, when, I fear, in after-years, his methods,
his reasoning, and indeed all he had tried to impress
upon her childhood, had faded from her memory.
For, when she had left, Mr. Rightbody
fell again to the examination of his old letters.
This was quite absorbing; so much so, that he did not
notice the footsteps of Mrs. Rightbody, on the staircase
as she passed to her chamber, nor that she had paused
on the landing to look through the glass half-door
on her husband, as he sat there with the letters beside
him, and the telegram opened before him. Had she
waited a moment later, she would have seen him rise,
and walk to the sofa with a disturbed air and a slight
confusion; so that, on reaching it, he seemed to hesitate
to lie down, although pale and evidently faint.
Had she still waited, she would have seen him rise
again with an agonized effort, stagger to the table,
fumblingly refold and replace the papers in the cabinet,
and lock it, and, although now but half-conscious,
hold the telegram over the gas-flame till it was consumed.
For, had she waited until this moment,
she would have flown unhesitatingly to his aid, as,
this act completed, he staggered again, reached his
hand toward the bell, but vainly, and then fell prone
upon the sofa.
But alas! no providential nor accidental
hand was raised to save him, or anticipate the progress
of this story. And when, half an hour later,
Mrs. Rightbody, a little alarmed, and more indignant
at his violation of the doctor’s rules, appeared
upon the threshold, Mr. Rightbody lay upon the sofa,
dead!
With bustle, with thronging feet,
with the irruption of strangers, and a hurrying to
and fro, but, more than all, with an impulse and emotion
unknown to the mansion when its owner was in life,
Mrs. Rightbody strove to call back the vanished life,
but in vain. The highest medical intelligence,
called from its bed at this strange hour, saw only
the demonstration of its theories made a year before.
Mr. Rightbody was dead without doubt, without
mystery, even as a correct man should die logically,
and indorsed by the highest medical authority.
But even in the confusion, Mrs. Rightbody
managed to speed a messenger to the telegraph-office
for a copy of the despatch received by Mr. Rightbody,
but now missing.
In the solitude of her own room, and
without a confidant, she read these words:
“[Copy.]
“To Mr. Adams Rightbody,
Boston, mass.
“Joshua Silsbie died suddenly
this morning. His last request was
that you should remember your sacred compact with
him of thirty
years ago.
(Signed) “Seventy-four.
“Seventy-five.”
In the darkened home, and amid the
formal condolements of their friends who had called
to gaze upon the scarcely cold features of their late
associate, Mrs. Rightbody managed to send another despatch.
It was addressed to “Seventy-Four and Seventy-Five,”
Cottonwood. In a few hours she received the following
enigmatical response:
“A horse-thief named Josh Silsbie
was lynched yesterday morning by the Vigilantes at
Deadwood.”
PART II.
The spring of 1874 was retarded in
the California sierras; so much so, that certain Eastern
tourists who had early ventured into the Yo Semite
Valley found themselves, one May morning, snow-bound
against the tempestuous shoulders of El Capitan.
So furious was the onset of the wind at the Upper
Merced Canyon, that even so respectable a lady as Mrs.
Rightbody was fain to cling to the neck of her guide
to keep her seat in the saddle; while Miss Alice,
scorning all masculine assistance, was hurled, a lovely
chaos, against the snowy wall of the chasm. Mrs.
Rightbody screamed; Miss Alice raged under her breath,
but scrambled to her feet again in silence.
“I told you so!” said
Mrs. Rightbody, in an indignant whisper, as her daughter
again ranged beside her. “I warned you especially,
Alice that that ”
“What?” interrupted Miss Alice curtly.
“That you would need your chemiloons
and high boots,” said Mrs. Rightbody, in a regretful
undertone, slightly increasing her distance from the
guides.
Miss Alice shrugged her pretty shoulders
scornfully, but ignored her mother’s implication.
“You were particularly warned
against going into the valley at this season,”
she only replied grimly.
Mrs. Rightbody raised her eyes impatiently.
“You know how anxious I was
to discover your poor father’s strange correspondent,
Alice. You have no consideration.”
“But when you have
discovered him what then?” queried
Miss Alice.
“What then?”
“Yes. My belief is, that
you will find the telegram only a mere business cipher,
and all this quest mere nonsense.”
“Alice! Why, you yourself
thought your father’s conduct that night very
strange. Have you forgotten?”
The young lady had not, but,
for some far-reaching feminine reason, chose to ignore
it at that moment, when her late tumble in the snow
was still fresh in her mind.
“And this woman, whoever she
may be ” continued Mrs. Rightbody.
“How do you know there’s
a woman in the case?” interrupted Miss Alice,
wickedly I fear.
“How do I know there’s
a woman?” slowly ejaculated Mrs. Rightbody,
floundering in the snow and the unexpected possibility
of such a ridiculous question. But here her guide
flew to her assistance, and estopped further speech.
And, indeed, a grave problem was before them.
The road that led to their single
place of refuge a cabin, half hotel, half
trading-post, scarce a mile away skirted
the base of the rocky dome, and passed perilously
near the precipitous wall of the valley. There
was a rapid descent of a hundred yards or more to
this terrace-like passage; and the guides paused for
a moment of consultation, cooly oblivious, alike to
the terrified questioning of Mrs. Rightbody, or the
half-insolent independence of the daughter. The
elder guide was russet-bearded, stout, and humorous:
the younger was dark-bearded, slight, and serious.
“Ef you kin git young Bunker
Hill to let you tote her on your shoulders, I’ll
git the Madam to hang on to me,” came to Mrs.
Rightbody’s horrified ears as the expression
of her particular companion.
“Freeze to the old gal, and
don’t reckon on me if the daughter starts in
to play it alone,” was the enigmatical response
of the younger guide.
Miss Alice overheard both propositions;
and, before the two men returned to their side, that
high-spirited young lady had urged her horse down
the declivity.
Alas! at this moment a gust of whirling
snow swept down upon her. There was a flounder,
a mis-step, a fatal strain on the wrong rein,
a fall, a few plucky but unavailing struggles, and
both horse and rider slid ignominiously down toward
the rocky shelf. Mrs. Rightbody screamed.
Miss Alice, from a confused debris of snow and ice,
uplifted a vexed and coloring face to the younger
guide, a little the more angrily, perhaps, that she
saw a shade of impatience on his face.
“Don’t move, but tie one
end of the ‘lass’ under your arms, and
throw me the other,” he said quietly.
“What do you mean by ’lass’ the
lasso?” asked Miss Alice disgustedly.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Then why don’t you say so?”
“O Alice!” reproachfully
interpolated Mrs. Rightbody, encircled by the elder
guide’s stalwart arm.
Miss Alice deigned no reply, but drew
the loop of the lasso over her shoulders, and let
it drop to her round waist. Then she essayed to
throw the other end to her guide. Dismal failure!
The first fling nearly knocked her off the ledge;
the second went all wild against the rocky wall; the
third caught in a thorn-bush, twenty feet below her
companion’s feet. Miss Alice’s arm
sunk helplessly to her side, at which signal of unqualified
surrender, the younger guide threw himself half way
down the slope, worked his way to the thorn-bush, hung
for a moment perilously over the parapet, secured
the lasso, and then began to pull away at his lovely
burden. Miss Alice was no dead weight, however,
but steadily half-scrambled on her hands and knees
to within a foot or two of her rescuer. At this
too familiar proximity, she stood up, and leaned a
little stiffly against the line, causing the guide
to give an extra pull, which had the lamentable effect
of landing her almost in his arms.
As it was, her intelligent forehead
struck his nose sharply, and I regret to add, treating
of a romantic situation, caused that somewhat prominent
sign and token of a hero to bleed freely. Miss
Alice instantly clapped a handful of snow over his
nostrils.
“Now elevate your right arm,” she said
commandingly.
He did as he was bidden, but sulkily.
“That compresses the artery.”
No man, with a pretty woman’s
hand and a handful of snow over his mouth and nose,
could effectively utter a heroic sentence, nor, with
his arm elevated stiffly over his head, assume a heroic
attitude. But, when his mouth was free again,
he said half-sulkily, half-apologetically,
“I might have known a girl couldn’t throw
worth a cent.”
“Why?” demanded Miss Alice sharply.
“Because why because you
see they haven’t got the experience,”
he stammered feebly.
“Nonsense! they haven’t
the clavicle that’s all!
It’s because I’m a woman, and smaller
in the collar-bone, that I haven’t the play of
the fore-arm which you have. See!” She
squared her shoulders slightly, and turned the blaze
of her dark eyes full on his. “Experience,
indeed! A girl can learn anything a boy can.”
Apprehension took the place of ill-humor
in her hearer. He turned his eyes hastily away,
and glanced above him. The elder guide had gone
forward to catch Miss Alice’s horse, which, relieved
of his rider, was floundering toward the trail.
Mrs. Rightbody was nowhere to be seen. And these
two were still twenty feet below the trail!
There was an awkward pause.
“Shall I put you up the same
way?” he queried. Miss Alice looked at
his nose, and hesitated. “Or will you take
my hand?” he added in surly impatience.
To his surprise, Miss Alice took his hand, and they
began the ascent together.
But the way was difficult and dangerous.
Once or twice her feet slipped on the smoothly-worn
rock beneath; and she confessed to an inward thankfulness
when her uncertain feminine hand-grip was exchanged
for his strong arm around her waist. Not that
he was ungentle; but Miss Alice angrily felt that
he had once or twice exercised his superior masculine
functions in a rough way; and yet the next moment she
would have probably rejected the idea that she had
even noticed it. There was no doubt, however,
that he was a little surly.
A fierce scramble finally brought
them back in safety to the trail; but in the action
Miss Alice’s shoulder, striking a projecting
bowlder, wrung from her a feminine cry of pain, her
first sign of womanly weakness. The guide stopped
instantly.
“I am afraid I hurt you?”
She raised her brown lashes, a trifle
moist from suffering, looked in his eyes, and dropped
her own. Why, she could not tell. And yet
he had certainly a kind face, despite its seriousness;
and a fine face, albeit unshorn and weather-beaten.
Her own eyes had never been so near to any man’s
before, save her lover’s; and yet she had never
seen so much in even his. She slipped her hand
away, not with any reference to him, but rather to
ponder over this singular experience, and somehow felt
uncomfortable thereat.
Nor was he less so. It was but
a few days ago that he had accepted the charge of
this young woman from the elder guide, who was the
recognized escort of the Rightbody party, having been
a former correspondent of her father’s.
He had been hired like any other guide, but had undertaken
the task with that chivalrous enthusiasm which the
average Californian always extends to the sex so rare
to him. But the illusion had passed; and he had
dropped into a sulky, practical sense of his situation,
perhaps fraught with less danger to himself. Only
when appealed to by his manhood or her weakness, he
had forgotten his wounded vanity.
He strode moodily ahead, dutifully
breaking the path for her in the direction of the
distant canyon, where Mrs. Rightbody and her friend
awaited them. Miss Alice was first to speak.
In this trackless, uncharted terra incognita
of the passions, it is always the woman who steps
out to lead the way.
“You know this place very well.
I suppose you have lived here long?”
“Yes.”
“You were not born here no?”
A long pause.
“I observe they call you ‘Stanislaus
Joe.’ Of course that is not your real name?”
(Mem. Miss Alice had never called him anything,
usually prefacing any request with a languid, “O-er-er,
please, mister-er-a!” explicit enough for his
station.)
“No.”
Miss Alice (trotting after him, and
bawling in his ear). “What name
did you say?”
The Man (doggedly). “I
don’t know.” Nevertheless, when they
reached the cabin, after an half-hour’s buffeting
with the storm, Miss Alice applied herself to her
mother’s escort, Mr. Ryder.
“What’s the name of the man who takes
care of my horse?”
“Stanislaus Joe,” responded Mr. Ryder.
“Is that all?”
“No. Sometimes he’s called Joe Stanislaus.”
Miss Alice (satirically). “I
suppose it’s the custom here to send young ladies
out with gentlemen who hide their names under an alias?”
Mr. Ryder (greatly perplexed). “Why,
dear me, Miss Alice, you allers ’peared
to me as a gal as was able to take keer ”
Miss Alice (interrupting with a wounded,
dove-like timidity). “Oh, never mind,
please!”
The cabin offered but scanty accommodation
to the tourists; which fact, when indignantly presented
by Mrs. Rightbody, was explained by the good-humored
Ryder from the circumstance that the usual hotel was
only a slight affair of boards, cloth, and paper,
put up during the season, and partly dismantled in
the fall. “You couldn’t be kept warm
enough there,” he added. Nevertheless Miss
Alice noticed that both Mr. Ryder and Stanislaus Joe
retired there with their pipes, after having prepared
the ladies’ supper, with the assistance of an
Indian woman, who apparently emerged from the earth
at the coming of the party, and disappeared as mysteriously.
The stars came out brightly before
they slept; and the next morning a clear, unwinking
sun beamed with almost summer power through the shutterless
window of their cabin, and ironically disclosed the
details of its rude interior. Two or three mangy,
half-eaten buffalo-robes, a bearskin, some suspicious-looking
blankets, rifles and saddles, deal-tables, and barrels,
made up its scant inventory. A strip of faded
calico hung before a recess near the chimney, but so
blackened by smoke and age that even feminine curiosity
respected its secret. Mrs. Rightbody was in high
spirits, and informed her daughter that she was at
last on the track of her husband’s unknown correspondent.
“Seventy-Four and Seventy-Five represent two
members of the Vigilance Committee, my dear, and Mr.
Ryder will assist me to find them.”
“Mr. Ryder!” ejaculated
Miss Alice, in scornful astonishment.
“Alice,” said Mrs. Rightbody,
with a suspicious assumption of sudden defence, “you
injure yourself, you injure me, by this exclusive
attitude. Mr. Ryder is a friend of your father’s,
an exceedingly well-informed gentleman. I have
not, of course, imparted to him the extent of my suspicions.
But he can help me to what I must and will know.
You might treat him a little more civilly or,
at least, a little better than you do his servant,
your guide. Mr. Ryder is a gentleman, and not
a paid courier.”
Miss Alice was suddenly attentive.
When she spoke again, she asked, “Why do you
not find out something about this Silsbie who
died or was hung or something
of that kind?”
“Child!” said Mrs. Rightbody,
“don’t you see there was no Silsbie, or,
if there was, he was simply the confidant of that woman?”
A knock at the door, announcing the
presence of Mr. Ryder and Stanislaus Joe with the
horses, checked Mrs. Rightbody’s speech.
As the animals were being packed, Mrs. Rightbody for
a moment withdrew in confidential conversation with
Mr. Ryder, and, to the young lady’s still greater
annoyance, left her alone with Stanislaus Joe.
Miss Alice was not in good temper, but she felt it
necessary to say something.
“I hope the hotel offers better
quarters for travellers than this in summer,”
she began.
“It does.”
“Then this does not belong to it?”
“No, ma’am.”
“Who lives here, then?”
“I do.”
“I beg your pardon,” stammered
Miss Alice, “I thought you lived where we hired where
we met you in in You
must excuse me.”
“I’m not a regular guide;
but as times were hard, and I was out of grub, I took
the job.”
“Out of grub!” “job!”
And she was the “job.” What would
Henry Marvin say? It would nearly kill him.
She began herself to feel a little frightened, and
walked towards the door.
“One moment, miss!”
The young girl hesitated. The
man’s tone was surly, and yet indicated a certain
kind of half-pathetic grievance. Her curiosity
got the better of her prudence, and she turned back.
“This morning,” he began
hastily, “when we were coming down the valley,
you picked me up twice.”
“I picked you up?” repeated the astonished
Alice.
“Yes, contradicted me:
that’s what I mean, once when you
said those rocks were volcanic, once when you said
the flower you picked was a poppy. I didn’t
let on at the time, for it wasn’t my say; but
all the while you were talking I might have laid for
you ”
“I don’t understand you,” said Alice
haughtily.
“I might have entrapped you
before folks. But I only want you to know that
I’m right, and here are the books to show
it.”
He drew aside the dingy calico curtain,
revealed a small shelf of bulky books, took down two
large volumes, one of botany, one of geology, nervously
sought his text, and put them in Alice’s outstretched
hands.
“I had no intention ”
she began, half-proudly, half-embarrassedly.
“Am I right, miss?” he interrupted.
“I presume you are, if you say so.”
“That’s all, ma’am. Thank you!”
Before the girl had time to reply,
he was gone. When he again returned, it was with
her horse, and Mrs. Rightbody and Ryder were awaiting
her. But Miss Alice noticed that his own horse
was missing.
“Are you not going with us?” she asked.
“No, ma’am.”
“Oh, indeed!”
Miss Alice felt her speech was a feeble
conventionalism; but it was all she could say.
She, however, did something. Hitherto it
had been her habit to systematically reject his assistance
in mounting to her seat. Now she awaited him.
As he approached, she smiled, and put out her little
foot. He instantly stooped; she placed it in his
hand, rose with a spring, and for one supreme moment
Stanislaus Joe held her unresistingly in his arms.
The next moment she was in the saddle; but in that
brief interval of sixty seconds she had uttered a volume
in a single sentence,
“I hope you will forgive me!”
He muttered a reply, and turned his face aside quickly
as if to hide it.
Miss Alice cantered forward with a
smile, but pulled her hat down over her eyes as she
joined her mother. She was blushing.
PART III.
Mr. Ryder was as good as his word.
A day or two later he entered Mrs. Rightbody’s
parlor at the Chrysopolis Hotel in Stockton, with the
information that he had seen the mysterious senders
of the despatch, and that they were now in the office
of the hotel waiting her pleasure. Mr. Ryder
further informed her that these gentlemen had only
stipulated that they should not reveal their real
names, and that they be introduced to her simply as
the respective “Seventy-Four” and “Seventy-Five”
who had signed the despatch sent to the late Mr. Rightbody.
Mrs. Rightbody at first demurred to
this; but, on the assurance from Mr. Ryder that this
was the only condition on which an interview would
be granted, finally consented.
“You will find them square men,
even if they are a little rough, ma’am.
But, if you’d like me to be present, I’ll
stop; though I reckon, if ye’d calkilated on
that, you’d have had me take care o’ your
business by proxy, and not come yourself three thousand
miles to do it.”
Mrs. Rightbody believed it better to see them alone.
“All right, ma’am.
I’ll hang round out here; and ef ye should happen
to have a ticklin’ in your throat, and a bad
spell o’ coughin’, I’ll drop in,
careless like, to see if you don’t want them
drops. Sabe?”
And with an exceedingly arch wink,
and a slight familiar tap on Mrs. Rightbody’s
shoulder, which might have caused the late Mr. Rightbody
to burst his sepulchre, he withdrew.
A very timid, hesitating tap on the
door was followed by the entrance of two men, both
of whom, in general size, strength, and uncouthness,
were ludicrously inconsistent with their diffident
announcement. They proceeded in Indian file to
the centre of the room, faced Mrs. Rightbody, acknowledged
her deep courtesy by a strong shake of the hand, and,
drawing two chairs opposite to her, sat down side by
side.
“I presume I have the pleasure
of addressing ” began Mrs. Rightbody.
The man directly opposite Mrs. Rightbody
turned to the other inquiringly.
The other man nodded his head, and replied,
“Seventy-Four.”
“Seventy-Five,” promptly followed the
other.
Mrs. Rightbody paused, a little confused.
“I have sent for you,”
she began again, “to learn something more of
the circumstances under which you gentlemen sent a
despatch to my late husband.”
“The circumstances,” replied
Seventy-Four quietly, with a side-glance at his companion,
“panned out about in this yer style. We
hung a man named Josh Silsbie, down at Deadwood, for
hoss-stealin’. When I say we, I speak
for Seventy-Five yer as is present, as well as representin’,
so to speak, seventy-two other gents as is scattered.
We hung Josh Silsbie on squar, pretty squar, evidence.
Afore he was strung up, Seventy-Five yer axed him,
accordin’ to custom, ef ther was enny thing he
had to say, or enny request that he allowed to make
of us. He turns to Seventy-Five yer, and ”
Here he paused suddenly, looking at his companion.
“He sez, sez he,” began
Seventy-Five, taking up the narrative, “he
sez, ‘Kin I write a letter?’ sez he.
Sez I, ’Not much, olé man: ye’ve
got no time.’ Sez he, ‘Kin I
send a despatch by telegraph?’ I sez, ’Heave
ahead.’ He sez, these is his
dientikal words, ’Send to Adam Rightbody,
Boston. Tell him to remember his sacred compack
with me thirty years ago.’”
“‘His sacred compack with me thirty years
ago,’” echoed
Seventy-Four, “his dientikal words.”
“What was the compact?” asked Mrs. Rightbody
anxiously.
Seventy-Four looked at Seventy-Five,
and then both arose, and retired to the corner of
the parlor, where they engaged in a slow but whispered
deliberation. Presently they returned, and sat
down again.
“We allow,” said Seventy-Four,
quietly but decidedly, “that you know what
that sacred compact was.”
Mrs. Rightbody lost her temper and
her truthfulness together. “Of course,”
she said hurriedly, “I know. But do you
mean to say that you gave this poor man no further
chance to explain before you murdered him?”
Seventy-Four and Seventy-Five both
rose again slowly, and retired. When they returned
again, and sat down, Seventy-Five, who by this time,
through some subtile magnetism, Mrs. Rightbody began
to recognize as the superior power, said gravely,
“We wish to say, regarding this
yer murder, that Seventy-Four and me is equally responsible;
that we reckon also to represent, so to speak, seventy-two
other gentlemen as is scattered; that we are ready,
Seventy-Four and me, to take and holt that responsibility,
now and at any time, afore every man or men as kin
be fetched agin us. We wish to say that this
yer say of ours holds good yer in Californy, or in
any part of these United States.”
“Or in Canady,” suggested Seventy-Four.
“Or in Canady. We wouldn’t
agree to cross the water, or go to furrin parts, unless
absolutely necessary. We leaves the chise of weppings
to your principal, ma’am, or being a lady, ma’am,
and interested, to any one you may fetch to act for
him. An advertisement in any of the Sacramento
papers, or a playcard or handbill stuck unto a tree
near Deadwood, saying that Seventy-Four or Seventy-Five
will communicate with this yer principal or agent
of yours, will fetch us allers.”
Mrs. Rightbody, a little alarmed and
desperate, saw her blunder. “I mean nothing
of the kind,” she said hastily. “I
only expected that you might have some further details
of this interview with Silsbie; that perhaps you could
tell me ” a bold, bright thought crossed
Mrs. Rightbody’s mind “something
more about her.”
The two men looked at each other.
“I suppose your society have
no objection to giving me information about her,”
said Mrs. Rightbody eagerly.
Another quiet conversation in the
corner, and the return of both men.
“We want to say that we’ve no objection.”
Mrs. Rightbody’s heart beat
high. Her boldness had made her penetration good.
Yet she felt she must not alarm the men heedlessly.
“Will you inform me to what
extent Mr. Rightbody, my late husband, was interested
in her?”
This time it seemed an age to Mrs.
Rightbody before the men returned from their solemn
consultation in the corner. She could both hear
and feel that their discussion was more animated than
their previous conferences. She was a little
mortified, however, when they sat down, to hear Seventy-Four
say slowly,
“We wish to say that we don’t allow to
say how much.”
“Do you not think that the ‘sacred
compact’ between Mr. Rightbody and Mr. Silsbie
referred to her?”
“We reckon it do.”
Mrs. Rightbody, flushed and animated,
would have given worlds had her daughter been present
to hear this undoubted confirmation of her theory.
Yet she felt a little nervous and uncomfortable even
on this threshold of discovery.
“Is she here now?”
“She’s in Tuolumne,” said Seventy-Four.
“A little better looked arter than formerly,”
added Seventy-Five.
“I see. Then Mr. Silsbie enticed her
away?”
“Well, ma’am, it was
allowed as she runned away. But it wasn’t
proved, and it generally wasn’t her style.”
Mrs. Rightbody trifled with her next question.
“She was pretty, of course?”
The eyes of both men brightened.
“She was that!” said Seventy-Four
emphatically.
“It would have done you good to see her!”
added Seventy-Five.
Mrs. Rightbody inwardly doubted it;
but, before she could ask another question, the two
men again retired to the corner for consultation.
When they came back, there was a shade more of kindliness
and confidence in their manner; and Seventy-Four opened
his mind more freely.
“We wish to say, ma’am,
looking at the thing, by and large, in a far-minded
way, that, ez you seem interested, and ez Mr.
Rightbody was interested, and was, according to all
accounts, deceived and led away by Silsbie, that we
don’t mind listening to any proposition you
might make, as a lady allowin’ you
was ekally interested.”
“I understand,” said Mrs.
Rightbody quickly. “And you will furnish
me with any papers?”
The two men again consulted.
“We wish to say, ma’am, that we think
she’s got papers, but ”
“I must have them, you
understand,” interrupted Mrs. Rightbody, “at
any price.
“We was about to say, ma’am,”
said Seventy-Four slowly, “that, considerin’
all things, and you being a lady you
kin have her, papers, pedigree, and guaranty,
for twelve hundred dollars.”
It has been alleged that Mrs. Rightbody
asked only one question more, and then fainted.
It is known, however, that by the next day it was
understood in Deadwood that Mrs. Rightbody had confessed
to the Vigilance Committee that her husband, a celebrated
Boston millionaire, anxious to gain possession of
Abner Springer’s well-known sorrel mare, had
incited the unfortunate Josh Silsbie to steal it; and
that finally, failing in this, the widow of the deceased
Boston millionaire was now in personal negotiation
with the owners.
Howbeit, Miss Alice, returning home
that afternoon, found her mother with a violent headache.
“We will leave here by the next
steamer,” said Mrs. Rightbody languidly.
“Mr. Ryder has promised to accompany us.”
“But, mother ”
“The climate, Alice, is over-rated.
My nerves are already suffering from it. The
associations are unfit for you, and Mr. Marvin is naturally
impatient.”
Miss Alice colored slightly.
“But your quest, mother?”
“I’ve abandoned it.”
“But I have not,” said
Alice quietly. “Do you remember my guide
at the Yo Semite, Stanislaus Joe?
Well, Stanislaus Joe is who do you think?”
Mrs. Rightbody was languidly indifferent.
“Well, Stanislaus Joe is the son of Joshua Silsbie.”
Mrs. Rightbody sat upright in astonishment
“Yes. But mother, he knows
nothing of what we know. His father treated him
shamefully, and set him cruelly adrift years ago; and,
when he was hung, the poor fellow, in sheer disgrace,
changed his name.”
“But, if he knows nothing of
his father’s compact, of what interest is this?”
“Oh, nothing! Only I thought it might lead
to something.”
Mrs. Rightbody suspected that “something,”
and asked sharply, “And pray how did you
find it out? You did not speak of it in the valley.”
“Oh! I didn’t find
it out till to-day,” said Miss Alice, walking
to the window. “He happened to be here,
and told me.”
PART IV.
If Mrs. Rightbody’s friends
had been astounded by her singular and unexpected
pilgrimage to California so soon after her husband’s
decease, they were still more astounded by the information,
a year later, that she was engaged to be married to
a Mr. Ryder, of whom only the scant history was known,
that he was a Californian, and former correspondent
of her husband. It was undeniable that the man
was wealthy, and evidently no mere adventurer; it
was rumored that he was courageous and manly:
but even those who delighted in his odd humor were
shocked at his grammar and slang.
It was said that Mr. Marvin had but
one interview with his father-in-law elect, and returned
so supremely disgusted, that the match was broken
off. The horse-stealing story, more or less garbled,
found its way through lips that pretended to decry
it, yet eagerly repeated it. Only one member
of the Rightbody family and a new one saved
them from utter ostracism. It was young Mr. Ryder,
the adopted son of the prospective head of the household,
whose culture, manners, and general elegance, fascinated
and thrilled Boston with a new sensation. It seemed
to many that Miss Alice should, in the vicinity of
this rare exotic, forget her former enthusiasm for
a professional life; but the young man was pitied
by society, and various plans for diverting him from
any mésalliance with the Rightbody family were
concocted.
It was a wintry night, and the second
anniversary of Mr. Rightbody’s death, that a
light was burning in his library. But the dead
man’s chair was occupied by young Mr. Ryder,
adopted son of the new proprietor of the mansion;
and before him stood Alice, with her dark eyes fixed
on the table.
“There must have been something
in it, Joe, believe me. Did you never hear your
father speak of mine?”
“Never.”
“But you say he was college-bred,
and born a gentleman, and in his youth he must have
had many friends.”
“Alice,” said the young
man gravely, “when I have done something to
redeem my name, and wear it again before these people,
before you, it would be well to revive the past.
But till then ”
But Alice was not to be put down.
“I remember,” she went on, scarcely heeding
him, “that, when I came in that night, papa was
reading a letter, and seemed to be disconcerted.”
“A letter?”
“Yes; but,” added Alice,
with a sigh, “when we found him here insensible,
there was no letter on his person. He must have
destroyed it.”
“Did you ever look among his
papers? If found, it might be a clew.”
The young man glanced toward the cabinet.
Alice read his eyes, and answered,
“Oh, dear, no! The cabinet
contained only his papers, all perfectly arranged, you
know how methodical were his habits, and
some old business and private letters, all carefully
put away.”
“Let us see them,” said the young man,
rising.
They opened drawer after drawer; files
upon files of letters and business papers, accurately
folded and filed. Suddenly Alice uttered a little
cry, and picked up a quaint ivory paper-knife lying
at the bottom of a drawer.
“It was missing the next day,
and never could be found: he must have mislaid
it here. This is the drawer,” said Alice
eagerly.
Here was a clew. But the lower
part of the drawer was filled with old letters, not
labelled, yet neatly arranged in files. Suddenly
he stopped, and said, “Put them back, Alice,
at once.”
“Why?”
“Some of these letters are in my father’s
handwriting.”
“The more reason why I should
see them,” said the girl imperatively.
“Here, you take part, and I’ll take part,
and we’ll get through quicker.”
There was a certain decision and independence
in her manner which he had learned to respect.
He took the letters, and in silence read them with
her. They were old college letters, so filled
with boyish dreams, ambitions, aspirations, and utopian
theories, that I fear neither of these young people
even recognized their parents in the dead ashes of
the past. They were both grave, until Alice uttered
a little hysterical cry, and dropped her face in her
hands. Joe was instantly beside her.
“It’s nothing, Joe, nothing.
Don’t read it, please; please, don’t.
It’s so funny! it’s so very queer!”
But Joe had, after a slight, half-playful
struggle, taken the letter from the girl. Then
he read aloud the words written by his father thirty
years ago.
“I thank you, dear friend, for
all you say about my wife and boy. I thank you
for reminding me of our boyish compact. He will
be ready to fulfil it, I know, if he loves those his
father loves, even if you should marry years later.
I am glad for your sake, for both our sakes, that
it is a boy. Heaven send you a good wife, dear
Adams, and a daughter, to make my son equally happy.”
Joe Silsbie looked down, took the
half-laughing, half-tearful face in his hands, kissed
her forehead, and, with tears in his grave eyes, said,
“Amen!”
I am inclined to think that this sentiment
was echoed heartily by Mrs. Rightbody’s former
acquaintances, when, a year later, Miss Alice was
united to a professional gentleman of honor and renown,
yet who was known to be the son of a convicted horse-thief.
A few remembered the previous Californian story, and
found corroboration therefor; but a majority believed
it a just reward to Miss Alice for her conduct to Mr.
Marvin, and, as Miss Alice cheerfully accepted it in
that light, I do not see why I may not end my story
with happiness to all concerned.
A LEGEND OF SAMMTSTADT.
It was the sacred hour of noon at
Sammtstadt. Everybody was at dinner; and the
serious Kellner of “Der Wildemann” glanced
in mild reproach at Mr. James Clinch, who, disregarding
that fact and the invitatory table d’hote, stepped
into the street. For Mr. Clinch had eaten a late
breakfast at Gladbach, was dyspeptic and American,
and, moveover, preoccupied with business. He
was consequently indignant, on entering the garden-like
court and cloister-like counting-house of “Von
Becheret, Sons, Uncles, and Cousins,” to find
the comptoir deserted even by the porter, and
was furious at the maidservant, who offered the sacred
shibboleth “Mittagsessen” as a reasonable
explanation of the solitude. “A country,”
said Mr. Clinch to himself, “that stops business
at mid-day to go to dinner, and employs women-servants
to talk to business-men, is played out.”
He stepped from the silent building
into the equally silent Kronprinzen Straße.
Not a soul to be seen anywhere. Rows on rows of
two-storied, gray-stuccoed buildings that might be
dwellings, or might be offices, all showing some traces
of feminine taste and supervision in a flower or a
curtain that belied the legended “Comptoir,”
or “Direction,” over their portals.
Mr. Clinch thought of Boston and State Street, of New
York and Wall Street, and became coldly contemptuous.
Yet there was clearly nothing to do
but to walk down the formal rows of chestnuts that
lined the broad Straße, and then walk back again.
At the corner of the first cross-street he was struck
with the fact that two men who were standing in front
of a dwelling-house appeared to be as inconsistent,
and out of proportion to the silent houses, as were
the actors on a stage to the painted canvas thoroughfares
before which they strutted. Mr. Clinch usually
had no fancies, had no eye for quaintness; besides,
this was not a quaint nor romantic district, only an
entrepôt for silks and velvets, and Mr. Clinch
was here, not as a tourist, but as a purchaser.
The guidebooks had ignored Sammtstadt, and he was too
good an American to waste time in looking up uncatalogued
curiosities. Besides, he had been here once before, an
entire day!
One o’clock. Still a full
hour and a half before his friend would return to
business. What should he do? The Verein
where he had once been entertained was deserted even
by its waiters; the garden, with its ostentatious
out-of-door tables, looked bleak and bare. Mr.
Clinch was not artistic in his tastes; but even he
was quick to detect the affront put upon Nature by
this continental, theatrical gardening, and turned
disgustedly away. Born near a “lake”
larger than the German Ocean, he resented a pool of
water twenty-five feet in diameter under that alluring
title; and, a frequenter of the Adirondacks, he could
scarce contain himself over a bit of rock-work twelve
feet high. “A country,” said Mr.
Clinch, “that ” but here he
remembered that he had once seen in a park in his
native city an imitation of the Drachenfels in plaster,
on a scale of two inches to the foot, and checked his
speech.
He turned into the principal allée
of the town. There was a long white building
at one end, the Bahnhof: at the
other end he remembered a dye-house. He had,
a year ago, met its hospitable proprietor: he
would call upon him now.
But the same solitude confronted him
as he passed the porter’s lodge beside the gateway.
The counting-house, half villa, half factory, must
have convoked its humanity in some out-of-the-way refectory,
for the halls and passages were tenantless. For
the first time he began to be impressed with a certain
foreign quaintness in the surroundings; he found himself
also recalling something he had read when a boy, about
an enchanted palace whose inhabitants awoke on the
arrival of a long-predestined Prince. To assure
himself of the absolute ridiculousness of this fancy,
he took from his pocket the business-card of its proprietor,
a sample of dye, and recalled his own personality in
a letter of credit. Having dismissed this idea
from his mind, he lounged on again through a rustic
lane that might have led to a farmhouse, yet was still,
absurdly enough, a part of the factory gardens.
Crossing a ditch by a causeway, he presently came
to another ditch and another causeway, and then found
himself idly contemplating a massive, ivy-clad, venerable
brick wall. As a mere wall it might not have attracted
his attention; but it seemed to enter and bury itself
at right angles in the side-wall of a quite modern-looking
dwelling. After satisfying himself of this fact,
he passed on before the dwelling, but was amazed to
see the wall reappear on the other side exactly the
same old, ivy-grown, sturdy, uncompromising,
and ridiculous.
Could it actually be a part of the
house? He turned back, and repassed the front
of the building. The entrance door was hospitably
open. There was a hall and a staircase, but by
all that was preposterous! they were built
over and around the central brick intrusion.
The wall actually ran through the house! “A
country,” said Mr. Clinch to himself, “where
they build their houses over ruins to accommodate them,
or save the trouble of removal, is, ”
but a very pleasant voice addressing him here stopped
his usual hasty conclusion.
“Guten Morgen!”
Mr. Clinch looked hastily up.
Leaning on the parapet of what appeared to be a garden
on the roof of the house was a young girl, red-cheeked,
bright-eyed, blond-haired. The voice was soft,
subdued, and mellow; it was part of the new impression
he was receiving, that it seemed to be in some sort
connected with the ivy-clad wall before him. His
hat was in his hand as he answered,
“Guten Morgen!”
“Was the Herr seeking anything?”
“The Herr was only waiting a
longtime-coming friend, and had strayed here to speak
with the before-known proprietor.”
“So? But, the before-known
proprietor sleeping well at present after dinner,
would the Herr on the terrace still a while linger?”
The Herr would, but looked around
in vain for the means to do it. He was thinking
of a scaling-ladder, when the young woman reappeared
at the open door, and bade him enter.
Following the youthful hostess, Mr.
Clinch mounted the staircase, but, passing the mysterious
wall, could not forbear an allusion to it. “It
is old, very old,” said the girl: “it
was here when I came.”
“That was not very long ago,” said Mr.
Clinch gallantly.
“No; but my grandfather found it here too.”
“And built over it?”
“Why not? It is very, very hard, and so
thick.”
Mr. Clinch here explained, with masculine
superiority, the existence of such modern agents as
nitro-glycerine and dynamite, persuasive in their
effects upon time-honored obstructions and encumbrances.
“But there was not then what you call this ni nitro-glycerine.”
“But since then?”
The young girl gazed at him in troubled
surprise. “My great-grandfather did not
take it away when he built the house: why should
we?”
“Oh!”
They had passed through a hall and
dining-room, and suddenly stepped out of a window
upon a gravelled terrace. From this a few stone
steps descended to another terrace, on which trees
and shrubs were growing; and yet, looking over the
parapet, Mr. Clinch could see the road some twenty
feet below. It was nearly on a level with, and
part of, the second story of the house. Had an
earthquake lifted the adjacent ground? or had the
house burrowed into a hill? Mr. Clinch turned
to his companion, who was standing close beside him,
breathing quite audibly, and leaving an impression
on his senses as of a gentle and fragrant heifer.
“How was all this done?”
The maiden did not know. “It was always
here.”
Mr. Clinch reascended the steps.
He had quite forgotten his impatience. Possibly
it was the gentle, equable calm of the girl, who, but
for her ready color, did not seem to be moved by anything;
perhaps it was the peaceful repose of this mausoleum
of the dead and forgotten wall that subdued him, but
he was quite willing to take the old-fashioned chair
on the terrace which she offered him, and follow her
motions with not altogether mechanical eyes as she
drew out certain bottles and glasses from a mysterious
closet in the wall. Mr. Clinch had the weakness
of a majority of his sex in believing that he was
a good judge of wine and women. The latter, as
shown in the specimen before him, he would have invoiced
as a fair sample of the middle-class German woman, healthy,
comfort-loving, home-abiding, the very genius of domesticity.
Even in her virgin outlines the future wholesome matron
was already forecast, from the curves of her broad
hips, to the flat lines of her back and shoulders.
Of the wine he was to judge later. That required
an even more subtle and unimpassioned intellect.
She placed two bottles before him
on the table, one, the traditional long-necked,
amber-colored Rheinflasche; the other, an old, quaint,
discolored, amphorax-patterned glass jug. The
first she opened.
“This,” she said, pointing
to the other, “cannot be opened.”
Mr. Clinch paid his respects first
to the opened bottle, a good quality of Niersteiner.
With his intellect thus clarified, he glanced at the
other.
“It is from my great-grandfather. It is
old as the wall.”
Mr. Clinch examined the bottle attentively.
It seemed to have no cork. Formed of some obsolete,
opaque glass, its twisted neck was apparently hermetically
sealed by the same material. The maiden smiled,
as she said,
“It cannot be opened now without
breaking the bottle. It is not good luck to do
so. My grandfather and my father would not.”
But Mr. Clinch was still examining
the bottle. Its neck was flattened towards the
mouth; but a close inspection showed it was closed
by some equally hard cement, but not glass.
“If I can open it without breaking
the bottle, have I your permission?”
A mischievous glance rested on Mr.
Clinch, as the maiden answered,
“I shall not object; but for what will you do
it?”
“To taste it, to try it.”
“You are not afraid?”
There was just enough obvious admiration
of Mr. Clinch’s audacity in the maiden’s
manner to impel him to any risk. His only answer
was to take from his pocket a small steel instrument.
Holding the neck of the bottle firmly in one hand,
he passed his thumb and the steel twice or thrice
around it. A faint rasping, scratching sound was
all the wondering girl heard. Then, with a sudden,
dexterous twist of his thumb and finger, to her utter
astonishment he laid the top of the neck, neatly cut
off, in her hand.
“There’s a better and
more modern bottle than you had before,” he said,
pointing to the cleanly-divided neck, “and any
cork will fit it now.”
But the girl regarded him with anxiety.
“And you still wish to taste the wine?”
“With your permission, yes!”
He looked up in her eyes. There
was permission: there was something more, that
was flattering to his vanity. He took the wine-glass,
and, slowly and in silence, filled it from the mysterious
flask.
The wine fell into the glass clearly,
transparently, heavily, but still and cold as death.
There was no sparkle, no cheap ebullition, no evanescent
bubble. Yet it was so clear, that, but for a faint
amber-tinting, the glass seemed empty. There was
no aroma, no ethereal diffusion from its equable surface.
Perhaps it was fancy, perhaps it was from nervous
excitement; but a slight chill seemed to radiate from
the still goblet, and bring down the temperature of
the terrace. Mr. Clinch and his companion both
insensibly shivered.
But only for a moment. Mr. Clinch
raised the glass to his lips. As he did so, he
remembered seeing distinctly, as in a picture before
him, the sunlit terrace, the pretty girl in the foreground, an
amused spectator of his sacrilegious act, the
outlying ivy-crowned wall, the grass-grown ditch,
the tall factory chimneys rising above the chestnuts,
and the distant poplars that marked the Rhine.
The wine was delicious; perhaps a
trifle, only a trifle, heady. He was conscious
of a slight exaltation. There was also a smile
upon the girl’s lip and a roguish twinkle in
her eye as she looked at him.
“Do you find the wine to your taste?”
she asked.
“Fair enough, I warrant,”
said Mr. Clinch with ponderous gallantry; “but
methinks ’tis nothing compared with the nectar
that grows on those ruby lips. Nay, by St. Ursula,
I swear it!”
No sooner had this solemnly ridiculous
speech passed the lips of the unfortunate man than
he would have given worlds to have recalled it.
He knew that he must be intoxicated; that the sentiment
and language were utterly unlike him, he was miserably
aware; that he did not even know exactly what it meant,
he was also hopelessly conscious. Yet feeling
all this, feeling, too, the shame of appearing
before her as a man who had lost his senses through
a single glass of wine, nevertheless he
rose awkwardly, seized her hand, and by sheer force
drew her towards him, and kissed her. With an
exclamation that was half a cry and half a laugh,
she fled from him, leaving him alone and bewildered
on the terrace.
For a moment Mr. Clinch supported
himself against the open window, leaning his throbbing
head on the cold glass. Shame, mortification,
an hysterical half-consciousness of his utter ridiculousness,
and yet an odd, undefined terror of something, by
turns possessed him. Was he ever before guilty
of such perfect folly? Had he ever before made
such a spectacle of himself? Was it possible
that he, Mr. James Clinch, the coolest head at a late
supper, he, the American, who had repeatedly
drunk Frenchmen and Englishmen under the table could
be transformed into a sentimental, stagey idiot by
a single glass of wine? He was conscious, too,
of asking himself these very questions in a stilted
sort of rhetoric, and with a rising brutality of anger
that was new to him. And then everything swam
before him, and he seemed to lose all consciousness.
But only for an instant. With
a strong effort of his will he again recalled himself,
his situation, his surroundings, and, above all, his
appointment. He rose to his feet, hurriedly descended
the terrace-steps, and, before he well knew how, found
himself again on the road. Once there, his faculties
returned in full vigor; he was again himself.
He strode briskly forward toward the ditch he had crossed
only a few moments before, but was suddenly stopped.
It was filled with water. He looked up and down.
It was clearly the same ditch; but a flowing stream
thirty feet wide now separated him from the other bank.
The appearance of this unlooked-for
obstacle made Mr. Clinch doubt the full restoration
of his faculties. He stepped to the brink of the
flood to bathe his head in the stream, and wash away
the last vestiges of his potations. But as he
approached the placid depths, and knelt down he again
started back, and this time with a full conviction
of his own madness; for reflected from its mirror-like
surface was a figure he could scarcely call his own,
although here and there some trace of his former self
remained.
His close-cropped hair, trimmed a
la mode, had given way to long, curling locks that
dropped upon his shoulders. His neat mustache
was frightfully prolonged, and curled up at the ends
stiffly. His Piccadilly collar had changed shape
and texture, and reached a mass of lace to
a point midway of his breast! His boots, why
had he not noticed his boots before? these
triumphs of his Parisian bootmaker, were lost in hideous
leathern cases that reached half way up his thighs.
In place of his former high silk hat, there lay upon
the ground beside him the awful thing he had just
taken off, a mass of thickened felt, flap,
feather, and buckle that weighed at least a stone.
A single terrible idea now took possession
of him. He had been “sold,” “taken
in,” “done for.” He saw it all.
In a state of intoxication he had lost his way, had
been dragged into some vile den, stripped of his clothes
and valuables, and turned adrift upon the quiet town
in this shameless masquerade. How should he keep
his appointment? how inform the police of this outrage
upon a stranger and an American citizen? how establish
his identity? Had they spared his papers?
He felt feverishly in his breast. Ah! his
watch? Yes, a watch heavy, jewelled,
enamelled and, by all that was ridiculous,
five others! He ran his hands into
his capacious trunk hose. What was this?
Brooches, chains, finger-rings, one large
episcopal one, ear-rings, and a handful
of battered gold and silver coins. His papers,
his memorandums, his passport all proofs
of his identity were gone! In their
place was the unmistakable omnium gatherum of
an accomplished knight of the road. Not only
was his personality, but his character, gone forever.
It was a part of Mr. Clinch’s
singular experience that this last stroke of ill fortune
seemed to revive in him something of the brutal instinct
he had felt a moment before. He turned eagerly
about with the intention of calling some one the
first person he met to account. But
the house that he had just quitted was gone.
The wall! Ah, there it was, no longer purposeless,
intrusive, and ivy-clad, but part of the buttress
of another massive wall that rose into battlements
above him. Mr. Clinch turned again hopelessly
toward Sammtstadt. There was the fringe of poplars
on the Rhine, there were the outlying fields lit by
the same meridian sun; but the characteristic chimneys
of Sammtstadt were gone. Mr. Clinch was hopelessly
lost.
The sound of a horn breaking the stillness
recalled his senses. He now for the first time
perceived that a little distance below him, partly
hidden in the trees, was a queer, tower-shaped structure
with chains and pulleys, that in some strange way
recalled his boyish reading. A drawbridge and
portcullis! And on the battlement a figure in
a masquerading dress as absurd as his own, flourishing
a banner and trumpet, and trying to attract his attention.
“Was wollen Sie?”
“I want to see the proprietor,” said Mr.
Clinch, choking back his rage.
There was a pause, and the figure
turned apparently to consult with some one behind
the battlements. After a moment he reappeared,
and in a perfunctory monotone, with an occasional
breathing spell on the trumpet, began,
“You do give warranty as a good
knight and true, as well as by the bones of the blessed
St. Ursula, that you bear no ill will, secret enmity,
wicked misprise or conspiracy, against the body of
our noble lord and master Von Kolnsche? And you
bring with you no ambush, siege, or surprise of retainers,
neither secret warrant nor lettres de cachet,
nor carry on your knightly person poisoned dagger,
magic ring, witch-powder, nor enchanted bullet, and
that you have entered into no unhallowed alliance
with the Prince of Darkness, gnomes, hexies, dragons,
Undines, Loreleis, nor the like?”
“Come down out of that, you
d d old fool!” roared Mr.
Clinch, now perfectly beside himself with rage, “come
down, and let me in!”
As Mr. Clinch shouted out the last
words, confused cries of recognition and welcome,
not unmixed with some consternation, rose from the
battlements: “Ach Gott!” “Mutter
Gott it is he! It is Jann, Der Wanderer.
It is himself.” The chains rattled, the
ponderous drawbridge creaked and dropped; and across
it a medley of motley figures rushed pellmell.
But, foremost among them, the very maiden whom he had
left not ten minutes before flew into his arms, and
with a cry of joyful greeting sank upon his breast.
Mr. Clinch looked down upon the fair head and long
braids. It certainly was the same maiden, his
cruel enchantress; but where did she get those absurd
garments?
“Willkommen,” said a stout
figure, advancing with some authority, and seizing
his disengaged hand, “where hast thou been so
long?”
Mr. Clinch, by no means placated,
coldly dropped the extended hand. It was not
the proprietor he had known. But there was a singular
resemblance in his face to some one of Mr. Clinch’s
own kin; but who, he could not remember. “May
I take the liberty of asking your name?” he
asked coldly.
The figure grinned. “Surely;
but, if thou standest upon punctilio, it is for me
to ask thine, most noble Freiherr,” said he,
winking upon his retainers. “Whom have
I the honor of entertaining?”
“My name is Clinch, James Clinch
of Chicago, Ill.”
A shout of laughter followed.
In the midst of his rage and mortification Mr. Clinch
fancied he saw a shade of pain and annoyance flit across
the face of the maiden. He was puzzled, but pressed
her hand, in spite of his late experiences, reassuringly.
She made a gesture of silence to him, and then slipped
away in the crowd.
“Schames K’l’n’sche
von Schekargo,” mimicked the figure, to the
unspeakable delight of his retainers. “So!
That is the latest French style. Holy St.
Ursula! Hark ye, nephew! I am not a travelled
man. Since the Crusades we simple Rhine gentlemen
have staid at home. But I call myself Kolnsche
of Köln, at your service.”
“Very likely you are right,”
said Mr. Clinch hotly, disregarding the caution of
his fair companion; “but, whoever you are,
I am a stranger entitled to protection. I have
been robbed.”
If Mr. Clinch had uttered an exquisite
joke instead of a very angry statement, it could not
have been more hilariously received. He paused,
grew confused, and then went on hesitatingly,
“In place of my papers and credentials
I find only these.” And he produced the
jewelry from his pockets.
Another shout of laughter and clapping
of hands followed this second speech; and the baron,
with a wink at his retainers, prolonged the general
mirth by saying, “By the way, nephew, there is
little doubt but there has been robbery somewhere.”
“It was done,” continued
Mr. Clinch, hurrying to make an end of his explanation,
“while I was inadvertently overcome with liquor, drugged
liquor.”
The laughter here was so uproarious
that the baron, albeit with tears of laughter in his
own eyes, made a peremptory gesture of silence.
The gesture was peculiar to the baron, efficacious
and simple. It consisted merely in knocking down
the nearest laugher. Having thus restored tranquillity,
he strode forward, and took Mr. Clinch by the hand.
“By St. Adolph, I did doubt thee a moment ago,
nephew; but this last frank confession of thine shows
me I did thee wrong. Willkommen zu Hause,
Jann, drunk or sober, willcommen zu Cracowen.”
More and more mystified, but convinced
of the folly of any further explanation, Mr. Clinch
took the extended hand of his alleged uncle, and permitted
himself to be led into the castle. They passed
into a large banqueting-hall adorned with armor and
implements of the chase. Mr. Clinch could not
help noticing, that, although the appointments were
liberal and picturesque, the ventilation was bad, and
the smoke from the huge chimney made the air murky.
The oaken tables, massive in carving and rich in color,
were unmistakably greasy; and Mr. Clinch slipped on
a piece of meat that one of the dozen half-wild dogs
who were occupying the room was tearing on the floor.
The dog, yelping, ran between the legs of a retainer,
precipitating him upon the baron, who instantly, with
the “equal foot” of fate, kicked him and
the dog into a corner.
“And whence came you last?”
asked the baron, disregarding the little contretemps,
and throwing himself heavily on an oaken settle, while
he pushed a queer, uncomfortable-looking stool, with
legs like a Siamese-twin-connected double X, towards
his companion.
Mr. Clinch, who had quite given himself
up to fate, answered mechanically,
“Paris.”
The baron winked his eye with unutterable,
elderly wickedness. “Ach Gott! it
is nothing to what it was when I was your age.
Ah! there was Manon, Sieur Manon we
used to call her. I suppose she’s getting
old now. How goes on the feud between the students
and the citizens? Eh? Did you go to the
bal in la Cite?”
Mr. Clinch stopped the flow of those
Justice-Shallow-like reminiscences by an uneasy exclamation.
He was thinking of the maiden who had disappeared
so suddenly. The baron misinterpreted his nervousness.
“What ho, within there! Max, Wolfgang, lazy
rascals! Bring some wine.”
At the baleful word Mr. Clinch started
to his feet. “Not for me! Bring me
none of your body-and-soul-destroying poison!
I’ve enough of it!”
The baron stared. The servitors stared also.
“I beg your pardon,” said
Mr. Clinch, recalling himself slowly; “but I
fear that Rhine wine does not agree with me.”
The baron grinned. Perceiving,
however, that the three servitors grinned also, he
kicked two of them into obscurity, and felled the third
to the floor with his fist. “Hark ye, nephew,”
he said, turning to the astonished Clinch, “give
over this nonsense! By the mitre of Bishop Hatto,
thou art as big a fool as he!”
“Hatto,” repeated Clinch
mechanically. “What! he of the Mouse Tower?”
“Ay, of the Mouse Tower!”
sneered the baron. “I see you know the story.”
“Why am I like him?” asked Mr. Clinch
in amazement.
The baron grinned. “He
punished the Rhenish wine as thou dost, without judgment.
He had ”
“The jim-jams,” said Mr. Clinch mechanically
again.
The baron frowned. “I know
not what gibberish thou sayest by ‘jim-jams’;
but he had, like thee, the wildest fantasies and imaginings;
saw snakes, toads, rats, in his boots, but principally
rats; said they pursued him, came to his room, his
bed ach Gott!”
“Oh!” said Mr. Clinch,
with a sudden return to his firmer self and his native
inquiring habits; “then that is the fact
about Bishop Hatto of the story?”
“His enemies made it the subject
of a vile slander of an old friend of mine,”
said the baron; “and those cursed poets, who
believe everything, and then persuade others to do
so, may the Devil fly away with them! kept
it up.”
Here were facts quite to Mr. Clinch’s
sceptical mind. He forgot himself and his surroundings.
“And that story of the Drachenfels?”
he asked insinuatingly, “the dragon,
you know. Was he too ”
The baron grinned. “A boar
transformed by the drunken brains of the Bauers of
the Siebengebirge. Ach Gott! Ottefried
had many a hearty laugh over it; and it did him, as
thou knowest, good service with the nervous mother
of the silly maiden.”
“And the seven sisters of Schonberg?”
asked Mr. Clinch persuasively.
“‘Schonberg! Seven
sisters!’ What of them?” demanded the baron
sharply.
“Why, you know, the
maidens who were so coy to their suitors, and don’t
you remember? jumped into the Rhine to avoid
them.”
“’Coy? Jumped into
the Rhine to avoid suitors’?” roared the
baron, purple with rage. “Hark ye, nephew!
I like not this jesting. Thou knowest I married
one of the Schonberg girls, as did thy father.
How ‘coy’ they were is neither here nor
there; but mayhap we might tell another story.
Thy father, as weak a fellow as thou art where a petticoat
is concerned, could not as a gentleman do other than
he did. And this is his reward? Ach
Gott! ‘Coy!’ And this, I warrant,
is the way the story is delivered in Paris.”
Mr. Clinch would have answered that
this was the way he read it in a guidebook, but checked
himself at the hopelessness of the explanation.
Besides, he was on the eve of historic information;
he was, as it were, interviewing the past; and, whether
he would ever be able to profit by the opportunity
or not, he could not bear to lose it. “And
how about the Lorelei is she, too, a fiction?”
he asked glibly.
“It was said,” observed
the baron sardonically, “that when thou disappeared
with the gamekeeper’s daughter at Obercassel Heaven
knows where! thou wast swallowed up in
a whirlpool with some creature. Ach Gott!
I believe it! But a truce to this balderdash.
And so thou wantest to know of the ‘coy’
sisters of Schoenberg? Hark ye, Jann, that cousin
of thine is a Schonberg. Call you her ‘coy’?
Did I not see thy greeting? Eh? By St. Adolph,
knowing thee as she does to be robber and thief, call
you her greeting ’coy’?”
Furious as Mr. Clinch inwardly became
under these epithets, he felt that his explanation
would hardly relieve the maiden from deceit, or himself
from weakness. But out of his very perplexity
and turmoil a bright idea was born. He turned
to the baron,
“Then you have no faith in the Rhine legends?”
The baron only replied with a contemptuous shrug of
his shoulders.
“But what if I told you a new one?”
“You?”
“Yes; a part of my experience?”
The baron was curious. It was
early in the afternoon, just after dinner. He
might be worse bored.
“I’ve only one condition,”
added Mr. Clinch: “the young lady I
mean, of course, my cousin must hear it
too.”
“Oh, ay! I see. Of
course the old trick! Well, call the
jade. But mark ye, Sir Nephew, no enchanted maidens
and knights. Keep to thyself. Be as thou
art, vagabond Jann Kolnische, knight of the road. What
ho there, scoundrels! Call the Lady Wilhemina.”
It was the first time Mr. Clinch had
heard his fair friend’s name; but it was not,
evidently, the first time she had seen him, as the
very decided wink the gentle maiden dropped him testified.
Nevertheless, with hands lightly clasped together,
and downcast eyes, she stood before them.
Mr. Clinch began. Without heeding
the baron’s scornful grin, he graphically described
his meeting, two years before, with a Lorelei, her
usual pressing invitation, and his subsequent plunge
into the Rhine.
“I am free to confess,”
added Mr. Clinch, with an affecting glance to Wilhelmina,
“that I was not enamoured of the graces of the
lady, but was actuated by my desire to travel, and
explore hitherto unknown regions. I wished to
travel, to visit ”
“Paris,” interrupted the baron sarcastically.
“America,” continued Mr. Clinch.
“What?” “America.”
“’Tis a gnome-like sounding
name, this Meriker. Go on, nephew: tell us
of Meriker.”
With the characteristic fluency of
his nation, Mr. Clinch described his landing on those
enchanted shores, viz, the Rhine Whirlpool and Hell
Gate, East River, New York. He described the railways,
tram-ways, telegraphs, hotels, phonograph, and telephone.
An occasional oath broke from the baron, but he listened
attentively; and in a few moments Mr. Clinch had the
raconteur’s satisfaction of seeing the vast hall
slowly filling with open-eyed and open-mouthed retainers
hanging upon his words. Mr. Clinch went on to
describe his astonishment at meeting on these very
shores some of his own blood and kin. “In
fact,” said Mr. Clinch, “here were a race
calling themselves ‘Clinch,’ but all claiming
to have descended from Kolnische.”
“And how?” sneered the baron.
“Through James Kolnische and
Wilhelmina his wife,” returned Mr. Clinch boldly.
“They emigrated from Köln and Crefeld to
Philadelphia, where there is a quarter named Crefeld.”
Mr. Clinch felt himself shaky as to his chronology,
but wisely remembered that it was a chronology of the
future to his hearers, and they could not detect an
anachronism. With his eyes fixed upon those of
the gentle Wilhelmina, Mr. Clinch now proceeded to
describe his return to his fatherland, but his astonishment
at finding the very face of the country changed, and
a city standing on those fields he had played in as
a boy; and how he had wandered hopelessly on, until
he at last sat wearily down in a humble cottage built
upon the ruins of a lordly castle. “So utterly
travel-worn and weak had I become,” said Mr.
Clinch, with adroitly simulated pathos, “that
a single glass of wine offered me by the simple cottage
maiden affected me like a prolonged debauch.”
A long-drawn snore was all that followed
this affecting climax. The baron was asleep;
the retainers were also asleep. Only one pair
of eyes remained open, arch, luminous,
blue, Wilhelmina’s.
“There is a subterranean passage
below us to Linn. Let us fly!” she whispered.
“But why?”
“They always do it in the legends,” she
murmured modestly.
“But your father?”
“He sleeps. Do you not hear him?”
Certainly somebody was snoring.
But, oddly enough, it seemed to be Wilhelmina.
Mr. Clinch suggested this to her.
“Fool, it is yourself!”
Mr. Clinch, struck with the idea,
stopped to consider. She was right. It certainly
was himself.
With a struggle he awoke. The
sun was shining. The maiden was looking at him.
But the castle the castle was gone!
“You have slept well,”
said the maiden archly. “Everybody does
after dinner at Sammtstadt. Father has just awakened,
and is coming.”
Mr. Clinch stared at the maiden, at
the terrace, at the sky, at the distant chimneys of
Sammtstadt, at the more distant Rhine, at the table
before him, and finally at the empty glass. The
maiden smiled. “Tell me,” said Mr.
Clinch, looking in her eyes, “is there a secret
passage underground between this place and the Castle
of Linn?”
“An underground passage?”
“Ay whence the daughter of the house
fled with a stranger knight.”
“They say there is,” said the maiden,
with a gentle blush.
“Can you show it to me?”
She hesitated. “Papa is coming: I’ll
ask him.”
I presume she did. At least the
Herr Consul at Sammtstadt informs me of a marriage-certificate
issued to one Clinch of Chicago, and Kolnische of
Köln; and there is an amusing story extant in
the Verein at Sammtstadt, of an American connoisseur
of Rhine wines, who mistook a flask of Cognac and
rock-candy, used for “craftily qualifying”
lower grades of wine to the American standard, for
the rarest Rudesheimerberg.