THE LIVES OF THE TWELVE CAESARS
TIBERIUS CLAUDIUS DRUSUS CAESAR
BY
C. SUETONIUS TRANQUILLUS
I. Livia, having married Augustus
when she was pregnant, was within three months afterwards
delivered of Drusus, the father of Claudius Cæsar,
who had at first the praenomen of Decimus, but
afterwards that of Nero; and it was suspected that
he was begotten in adultery by his father-in-law.
The following verse, however, was immediately in every
one’s mouth:
Tois eutychousi kai primaena
paidia.
Nine months for common births
the fates decree;
But, for the great, reduce
the term to three.
This Drusus, during the time of his
being quaestor and praetor, commanded in the Rhaetian
and German wars, and was the first of all the Roman
generals who navigated the Northern Ocean .
He made likewise some prodigious trenches beyond
the Rhine , which to this day are called by his
name. He overthrew the enemy in several battles,
and drove them far back into the depths of the desert.
Nor did he desist from pursuing them, until an apparition,
in the form of a barbarian woman, of more than human
size, appeared to him, and, in the Latin tongue, forbad
him to proceed any farther. For these achievements
he had the honour of an ovation, and the triumphal
ornaments. After his praetorship, he immediately
entered on the office of consul, and returning again
to Germany, died of disease, in the summer encampment,
which thence obtained the name of “The Unlucky
Camp.” His corpse was carried to Rome by
the principal persons of the several municipalities
and colonies upon the road, being met and received
by the recorders of each place, and buried in the
Campus Martius. In honour of his
memory, the army erected a monument, round which the
soldiers used, annually, upon a certain day, to march
in solemn procession, and persons deputed from the
several cities of Gaul performed religious rites.
The senate likewise, among various other honours,
decreed for him a triumphal arch of marble, with trophies,
in the Appian Way, and gave the cognomen of Germanicus
to him and his posterity. In him the civil and
military virtues were equally displayed; for, besides
his victories, he gained from the enemy the Spolia
Opima , and frequently marked out the German
chiefs in the midst of their army, and encountered
them in single combat, at the utmost hazard of his
life. He likewise often declared that he would,
some time or other, if possible, restore the ancient
government. In this account, I suppose, some
have ventured to affirm that Augustus was jealous of
him, and recalled him; and because he made no haste
to comply with the order, took him off by poison.
This I mention, that I may not be guilty of any omission,
more than because I think it either true or probable;
since Augustus loved him so much when living, that
he always, in his wills, made him joint-heir with
his sons, as he once declared in the senate; and upon
his decease, extolled him in a speech to the people,
to that degree, that he prayed the gods “to
make his Caesars like him, and to grant himself as
honourable an exit out of this world as they had given
him.” And not satisfied with inscribing
upon his tomb an epitaph in verse composed by himself,
he wrote likewise the history of his life in prose.
He had by the younger Antonia several children, but
left behind him only three, namely, Germanicus, Livilla,
and Claudius.
II. Claudius was born at Lyons,
in the consulship of Julius Antonius, and Fabius
Africanus, upon the first of August , the
very day upon which an altar was first dedicated there
to Augustus. He was named Tiberius Claudius
Drusus, but soon afterwards, upon the adoption
of his elder brother into the Julian family, he assumed
the cognomen of Germanicus. He was left an infant
by his father, and during almost the whole of his
minority, and for some time after he attained the age
of manhood, was afflicted with a variety of obstinate
disorders, insomuch that his mind and body being greatly
impaired, he was, even after his arrival at years
of maturity, never thought sufficiently qualified for
any public or private employment. He was, therefore,
during a long time, and even after the expiration
of his minority, under the direction of a pedagogue,
who, he complains in a certain memoir, “was a
barbarous wretch, and formerly superintendent of the
mule-drivers, who was selected for his governor, on
purpose to correct him severely on every trifling
occasion.” On account of this crazy constitution
of body and mind, at the spectacle of gladiators,
which he gave the people, jointly with his brother,
in honour of his father’s memory, he presided,
muffled up in a pallium a new fashion.
When he assumed the manly habit, he was carried in
a litter, at midnight, to the Capitol, without the
usual ceremony.
III. He applied himself, however,
from an early age, with great assiduity to the study
of the liberal sciences, and frequently published
specimens of his skill in each of them. But never,
with all his endeavours, could he attain to any public
post in the government, or afford any hope of arriving
at distinction thereafter. His mother, Antonia,
frequently called him “an abortion of a man,
that had been only begun, but never finished, by nature.”
And when she would upbraid any one with dulness,
she said, “He was a greater fool than her son,
Claudius.” His grandmother, Augusta, always
treated him with the utmost contempt, very rarely
spoke to him, and when she did admonish him upon any
occasion, it was in writing, very briefly and severely,
or by messengers. His sister, Livilla, upon
hearing that he was about to be created emperor, openly
and loudly expressed her indignation that the Roman
people should experience a fate so severe and so much
below their grandeur. To exhibit the opinion,
both favourable and otherwise, entertained concerning
him by Augustus, his great-uncle, I have here subjoined
some extracts from the letters of that emperor.
IV. “I have had some conversation
with Tiberius, according to your desire, my
dear Livia, as to what must be done with your grandson,
Tiberius, at the games of Mars. We are both agreed
in this, that, once for all, we ought to determine
what course to take with him. For if he be really
sound and, so to speak, quite right in his intellects
, why should we hesitate to promote him by the
same steps and degrees we did his brother? But
if we find him below par, and deficient both in body
and mind, we must beware of giving occasion for him
and ourselves to be laughed at by the world, which
is ready enough to make such things the subject of
mirth and derision. For we never shall be easy,
if we are always to be debating upon every occasion
of this kind, without settling, in the first instance,
whether he be really capable of public offices or
not. With regard to what you consult me about
at the present moment, I am not against his superintending
the feast of the priests, in the games of Mars, if
he will suffer himself to be governed by his kinsman,
Silanus’s son, that he may do nothing to make
the people stare and laugh at him. But I do
not approve of his witnessing the Circensian games
from the Pulvinar. He will be there exposed
to view in the very front of the theatre. Nor
do I like that he should go to the Alban Mount ,
or be at Rome during the Latin festivals. For
if he be capable of attending his brother to the mount,
why is he not made prefect of the city? Thus,
my dear Livia, you have my thoughts upon the matter.
In my opinion, we ought to settle this affair
once for all, that we may not be always in suspense
between hope and fear. You may, if you think
proper, give your kinsman Antonia this part of my
letter to read.” In another letter, he
writes as follows: “I shall invite:
the youth, Tiberius, every day during your absence,
to supper, that he may not sup alone with his friends
Sulpicius and Athenodorus. I wish the poor creature
was more cautious and attentive in the choice of some
one, whose manners, air, and gait might be proper
for his imitation:
Atuchei panu en tois spoudaiois
lian.
In things of consequence he
sadly fails.
Where his mind does not run astray,
he discovers a noble disposition.” In a
third letter, he says, “Let me die, my dear Livia,
if I am not astonished, that the declamation of your
grandson, Tiberius, should please me; for how he who
talks so ill, should be able to declaim so clearly
and properly, I cannot imagine.” There
is no doubt but Augustus, after this, came to a resolution
upon the subject, and, accordingly, left him invested
with no other honour than that of the Augural priesthood;
naming him amongst the heirs of the third degree, who
were but distantly allied to his family, for a sixth
part of his estate only, with a legacy of no more
than eight hundred thousand sesterces.
V. Upon his requesting some office
in the state, Tiberius granted him the honorary appendages
of the consulship, and when he pressed for a legitimate
appointment, the emperor wrote word back, that “he
sent him forty gold pieces for his expenses, during
the festivals of the Saturnalia and Sigillaria.”
Upon this, laying aside all hope of advancement,
he resigned himself entirely to an indolent life; living
in great privacy, one while in his gardens, or a villa
which he had near the city; another while in Campania,
where he passed his time in the lowest society; by
which means, besides his former character of a dull,
heavy fellow, he acquired that of a drunkard and gamester.
VI. Notwithstanding this sort
of life, much respect was shown him both in public
and private. The equestrian order twice
made choice of him to intercede on their behalf; once
to obtain from the consuls the favour of bearing on
their shoulders the corpse of Augustus to Rome, and
a second time to congratulate him upon the death of
Sejanus. When he entered the theatre, they used
to rise, and put off their cloaks. The senate
likewise decreed, that he should be added to the number
of the Augustal college of priests, who were chosen
by lot; and soon afterwards, when his house was burnt
down, that it should be rebuilt at the public charge;
and that he should have the privilege of giving his
vote amongst the men of consular rank. This
decree was, however, repealed; Tiberius insisting
to have him excused on account of his imbecility, and
promising to make good his loss at his own expense.
But at his death, he named him in his will, amongst
his third heirs, for a third part of his estate; leaving
him besides a legacy of two millions of sesterces,
and expressly recommending him to the armies, the
senate and people of Rome, amongst his other relations.
VII. At last, Caius , his
brother’s son, upon his advancement to the empire,
endeavouring to gain the affections of the public by
all the arts of popularity, Claudius also was admitted
to public offices, and held the consulship jointly
with his nephew for two months. As he was entering
the Forum for the first time with the fasces, an eagle
which was flying that way; alighted upon his right
shoulder. A second consulship was also allotted
him, to commence at the expiration of the fourth year.
He sometimes presided at the public spectacles, as
the representative of Caius; being always, on those
occasions, complimented with the acclamations
of the people, wishing him all happiness, sometimes
under the title of the emperor’s uncle, and
sometimes under that of Germanicus’s brother.
VIII. Still he was subjected
to many slights. If at any time he came in late
to supper, he was obliged to walk round the room some
time before he could get a place at table. When
he indulged himself with sleep after eating, which
was a common practice with him, the company used to
throw olive-stones and dates at him. And the
buffoons who attended would wake him, as if it were
only in jest, with a cane or a whip. Sometimes
they would put slippers upon his hands; as he lay
snoring, that he might, upon awaking, rub his face
with them.
IX. He was not only exposed
to contempt, but sometimes likewise to considerable
danger: first, in his consulship; for, having
been too remiss in providing and erecting the statues
of Caius’s brothers, Nero and Drusus, he was
very near being deprived of his office; and afterwards
he was continually harassed with informations against
him by one or other, sometimes even by his own domestics.
When the conspiracy of Lepidus and Gaetulicus was
discovered, being sent with some other deputies into
Germany , to congratulate the emperor upon the
occasion, he was in danger of his life; Caius being
greatly enraged, and loudly complaining, that his
uncle was sent to him, as if he was a boy who wanted
a governor. Some even say, that he was thrown
into a river, in his travelling dress. From
this period, he voted in the senate always the last
of the members of consular rank; being called upon
after the rest, on purpose to disgrace him.
A charge for the forgery of a will was also allowed
to be prosecuted, though he had only signed it as a
witness. At last, being obliged to pay eight
millions of sesterces on entering upon a new
office of priesthood, he was reduced to such straits
in his private affairs, that in order to discharge
his bond to the treasury, he was under the necessity
of exposing to sale his whole estate, by an order
of the prefects.
X. Having spent the greater part
of his life under these and the like circumstances,
he came at last to the empire in the fiftieth year
of his age , by a very surprising turn of fortune.
Being, as well as the rest, prevented from approaching
Caius by the conspirators, who dispersed the crowd,
under the pretext of his desiring to be private, he
retired into an apartment called the Hermaeum ;
and soon afterwards, terrified by the report of Caius
being slain, he crept into an adjoining balcony, where
he hid himself behind the hangings of the door.
A common soldier, who happened to pass that way,
spying his feet, and desirous to discover who he was,
pulled him out; when immediately recognizing him,
he threw himself in a great fright at his feet, and
saluted him by the title of emperor. He then
conducted him to his fellow-soldiers, who were all
in a great rage, and irresolute what they should do.
They put him into a litter, and as the slaves of the
palace had all fled, took their turns in carrying
him on their shoulders, and brought him into the camp,
sad and trembling; the people who met him lamenting
his situation, as if the poor innocent was being carried
to execution. Being received within the ramparts
, he continued all night with the sentries on
guard, recovered somewhat from his fright, but in
no great hopes of the succession. For the consuls,
with the senate and civic troops, had possessed themselves
of the Forum and Capitol, with the determination to
assert the public liberty; and he being sent for likewise,
by a tribune of the people, to the senate-house, to
give his advice upon the present juncture of affairs,
returned answer, “I am under constraint, and
cannot possibly come.” The day afterwards,
the senate being dilatory in their proceedings, and
worn out by divisions amongst themselves, while the
people who surrounded the senate-house shouted that
they would have one master, naming Claudius, he suffered
the soldiers assembled under arms to swear allegiance
to him, promising them fifteen thousand sesterces
a man; he being the first of the Caesars who purchased
the submission of the soldiers with money.
XI. Having thus established
himself in power, his first object was to abolish
all remembrance of the two preceding days, in which
a revolution in the state had been canvassed.
Accordingly, he passed an act of perpetual oblivion
and pardon for every thing said or done during that
time; and this he faithfully observed, with the exception
only of putting to death a few tribunes and centurions
concerned in the conspiracy against Caius, both as
an example, and because he understood that they had
also planned his own death. He now turned
his thoughts towards paying respect to the memory
of his relations. His most solemn and usual
oath was, “By Augustus.” He prevailed
upon the senate to decree divine honours to his grandmother
Livia, with a chariot in the Circensian procession
drawn by elephants, as had been appointed for Augustus
; and public offerings to the shades of his parents.
Besides which, he instituted Circensian games for
his father, to be celebrated every year, upon his
birth-day, and, for his mother, a chariot to be drawn
through the circus; with the title of Augusta, which
had been refused by his grandmother . To
the memory of his brother , to which, upon all
occasions, he showed a great regard, he gave a Greek
comedy, to be exhibited in the public diversions at
Naples , and awarded the crown for it, according
to the sentence of the judges in that solemnity.
Nor did he omit to make honourable and grateful mention
of Mark Antony; declaring by a proclamation, “That
he the more earnestly insisted upon the observation
of his father Drusus’s birth-day, because it
was likewise that of his grandfather Antony.”
He completed the marble arch near Pompey’s
theatre, which had formerly been decreed by the senate
in honour of Tiberius, but which had been neglected
. And though he cancelled all the acts
of Caius, yet he forbad the day of his assassination,
notwithstanding it was that of his own accession to
the empire, to be reckoned amongst the festivals.
XII. But with regard to his
own aggrandisement, he was sparing and modest, declining
the title of emperor, and refusing all excessive honours.
He celebrated the marriage of his daughter and the
birth-day of a grandson with great privacy, at home.
He recalled none of those who had been banished,
without a decree of the senate: and requested
of them permission for the prefect of the military
tribunes and pretorian guards to attend him in the
senate-house ; and also that they would
be pleased to bestow upon his procurators judicial
authority in the provinces . He asked of
the consuls likewise the privilege of holding fairs
upon his private estate. He frequently assisted
the magistrates in the trial of causes, as one of
their assessors. And when they gave public spectacles,
he would rise up with the rest of the spectators,
and salute them both by words and gestures. When
the tribunes of the people came to him while he was
on the tribunal, he excused himself, because, on account
of the crowd, he could not hear them unless they stood.
In a short time, by this conduct, he wrought himself
so much into the favour and affection of the public,
that when, upon his going to Ostia, a report was spread
in the city that he had been way-laid and slain, the
people never ceased cursing the soldiers for traitors,
and the senate as parricides, until one or two
persons, and presently after several others, were
brought by the magistrates upon the rostra, who assured
them that he was alive, and not far from the city,
on his way home.
XIII. Conspiracies, however,
were formed against him, not only by individuals separately,
but by a faction; and at last his government was disturbed
with a civil war. A low fellow was found with
a poniard about him, near his chamber, at midnight.
Two men of the equestrian order were discovered waiting
for him in the streets, armed with a tuck and a huntsman’s
dagger; one of them intending to attack him as he came
out of the theatre, and the other as he was sacrificing
in the temple of Mars. Gallus Asinius and Statilius
Corvinus, grandsons of the two orators, Pollio
and Messala , formed a conspiracy against
him, in which they engaged many of his freedmen and
slaves. Furius Camillus Scribonianus, his lieutenant
in Dalmatia, broke into rebellion, but was reduced
in the space of five days; the legions which
he had seduced from their oath of fidelity relinquishing
their purpose, upon an alarm occasioned by ill omens.
For when orders were given them to march, to meet
their new emperor, the eagles could not be decorated,
nor the standards pulled out of the ground, whether
it was by accident, or a divine interposition.
XIV. Besides his former consulship,
he held the office afterwards four times; the first
two successively , but the following, after an
interval of four years each ; the last for six
months, the others for two; and the third, upon his
being chosen in the room of a consul who died; which
had never been done by any of the emperors before him.
Whether he was consul or out of office, he constantly
attended the courts for the administration of justice,
even upon such days as were solemnly observed as days
of rejoicing in his family, or by his friends; and
sometimes upon the public festivals of ancient institution.
Nor did he always adhere strictly to the letter of
the laws, but overruled the rigour or lenity of many
of their enactments, according to his sentiments of
justice and equity. For where persons lost their
suits by insisting upon more than appeared to be their
due, before the judges of private causes, he granted
them the indulgence of a second trial. And with
regard to such as were convicted of any great delinquency,
he even exceeded the punishment appointed by law,
and condemned them to be exposed to wild beasts.
XV. But in hearing and determining
causes, he exhibited a strange inconsistency of temper,
being at one time circumspect and sagacious, at another
inconsiderate and rash, and sometimes frivolous, and
like one out of his mind. In correcting the
roll of judges, he struck off the name of one who,
concealing the privilege his children gave him to be
excused from serving, had answered to his name, as
too eager for the office. Another who was summoned
before him in a cause of his own, but alleged that
the affair did not properly come under the emperor’s
cognizance, but that of the ordinary judges, he ordered
to plead the cause himself immediately before him,
and show in a case of his own, how equitable a judge
he would prove in that of other persons. A woman
refusing to acknowledge her own son, and there being
no clear proof on either side, he obliged her to confess
the truth, by ordering her to marry the young man
. He was much inclined to determine causes
in favour of the parties who appeared, against those
who did not, without inquiring whether their absence
was occasioned by their own fault, or by real necessity.
On proclamation of a man’s being convicted of
forgery, and that he ought to have his hand cut off,
he insisted that an executioner should be immediately
sent for, with a Spanish sword and a block.
A person being prosecuted for falsely assuming the
freedom of Rome, and a frivolous dispute arising between
the advocates in the cause, whether he ought to make
his appearance in the Roman or Grecian dress, to show
his impartiality, he commanded him to change his clothes
several times according to the character he assumed
in the accusation or defence. An anecdote is
related of him, and believed to be true, that, in a
particular cause, he delivered his sentence in writing
thus: “I am in favour of those who have
spoken the truth.” By this he so much
forfeited the good opinion of the world, that he was
everywhere and openly despised. A person making
an excuse for the non-appearance of a witness whom
he had sent for from the provinces, declared it was
impossible for him to appear, concealing the reason
for some time: at last, after several interrogatories
were put to him on the subject, he answered, “The
man is dead;” to which Claudius replied, “I
think that is a sufficient excuse.” Another
thanking him for suffering a person who was prosecuted
to make his defence by counsel, added, “And yet
it is no more than what is usual.” I have
likewise heard some old men say , that the advocates
used to abuse his patience so grossly, that they would
not only call him back, as he was quitting the
tribunal, but would seize him by the lap of his coat,
and sometimes catch him by the heels, to make him
stay. That such behaviour, however strange, is
not incredible, will appear from this anecdote.
Some obscure Greek, who was a litigant, had an altercation
with him, in which he called out, “You are an
old fool.” It is certain that a Roman
knight, who was prosecuted by an impotent device of
his enemies on a false charge of abominable obscenity
with women, observing that common strumpets were summoned
against him and allowed to give evidence, upbraided
Claudius in very harsh and severe terms with his folly
and cruelty, and threw his style, and some books which
he had in his hands, in his face, with such violence
as to wound him severely in the cheek.
XVI. He likewise assumed the
censorship , which had been discontinued since
the time that Paulus and Plancus had jointly held it.
But this also he administered very unequally, and with
a strange variety of humour and conduct. In
his review of the knights, he passed over, without
any mark of disgrace, a profligate young man, only
because his father spoke of him in the highest terms;
“for,” said he, “his father is his
proper censor.” Another, who was infamous
for debauching youths and for adultery, he only admonished
“to indulge his youthful inclinations more sparingly,
or at least more cautiously;” adding, “why
must I know what mistress you keep?” When,
at the request of his friends, he had taken off a
mark of infamy which he had set upon one knight’s
name, he said, “Let the blot, however, remain.”
He not only struck out of the list of judges, but
likewise deprived of the freedom of Rome, an illustrious
man of the highest provincial rank in Greece, only
because he was ignorant of the Latin language.
Nor in this review did he suffer any one to give
an account of his conduct by an advocate, but obliged
each man to speak for himself in the best way he could.
He disgraced many, and some that little expected
it, and for a reason entirely new, namely, for going
out of Italy without his license; and one likewise,
for having in his province been the familiar companion
of a king; observing, that, in former times, Rabirius
Posthumus had been prosecuted for treason, although
he only went after Ptolemy to Alexandria for the purpose
of securing payment of a debt . Having tried
to brand with disgrace several others, he, to his
own greater shame, found them generally innocent,
through the negligence of the persons employed to
inquire into their characters; those whom he charged
with living in celibacy, with want of children, or
estate, proving themselves to be husbands, parents,
and in affluent circumstances. One of the knights
who was charged with stabbing himself, laid his bosom
bare, to show that there was not the least mark of
violence upon his body. The following incidents
were remarkable in his censorship. He ordered
a car, plated with silver, and of very sumptuous workmanship,
which was exposed for sale in the Sigillaria ,
to be purchased, and broken in pieces before his eyes.
He published twenty proclamations in one day, in one
of which he advised the people, “Since the vintage
was very plentiful, to have their casks well secured
at the bung with pitch:” and in another,
he told them, “that nothing would sooner cure
the bite of a viper, than the sap of the yew-tree.”
XVII. He undertook only one
expedition, and that was of short duration. The
triumphal ornaments decreed him by the senate, he considered
as beneath the imperial dignity, and was therefore
resolved to have the honour of a real triumph.
For this purpose, he selected Britain, which had
never been attempted by any one since Julius Cæsar
, and was then chafing with rage, because
the Romans would not give up some deserters.
Accordingly, he set sail from Ostia, but was twice
very near being wrecked by the boisterous wind called
Circius , upon the coast of Liguria, and near
the islands called Stoechades . Having marched
by land from Marseilles to Gessoriacum , he thence
passed over to Britain, and part of the island submitting
to him, within a few days after his arrival, without
battle or bloodshed, he returned to Rome in less than
six months from the time of his departure, and triumphed
in the most solemn manner ; to witness which,
he not only gave leave to governors of provinces
to come to Rome, but even to some of the exiles.
Among the spoils taken from the enemy, he fixed upon
the pediment of his house in the Palatium, a
naval crown, in token of his having passed, and, as
it were, conquered the Ocean, and had it suspended
near the civic crown which was there before.
Messalina, his wife, followed his chariot in a covered
litter . Those who had attained the honour
of triumphal ornaments in the same war, rode behind;
the rest followed on foot, wearing the robe with the
broad stripes. Crassus Frugi was mounted
upon a horse richly caparisoned, in a robe embroidered
with palm leaves, because this was the second time
of his obtaining that honour.
XVIII. He paid particular attention
to the care of the city, and to have it well supplied
with provisions. A dreadful fire happening in
the Aemiliana , which lasted some time, he passed
two nights in the Diribitorium , and the soldiers
and gladiators not being in sufficient numbers to
extinguish it, he caused the magistrates to summon
the people out of all the streets in the city, to their
assistance. Placing bags of money before him,
he encouraged them to do their utmost, declaring,
that he would reward every one on the spot, according
to their exertions.
XIX. During a scarcity of provisions,
occasioned by bad crops for several successive years,
he was stopped in the middle of the Forum by the mob,
who so abused him, at the same time pelting him with
fragments of bread, that he had some difficulty
in escaping into the palace by a back door.
He therefore used all possible means to bring provisions
to the city, even in the winter. He proposed
to the merchants a sure profit, by indemnifying them
against any loss that might befall them by storms
at sea; and granted great privileges to those who built
ships for that traffic. To a citizen of Rome
he gave an exemption from the penalty of the Papia-Poppaean
law ; to one who had only the privilege of Latium,
the freedom of the city; and to women the rights which
by law belonged to those who had four children:
which enactments are in force to this day.
XX. He completed some important
public works, which, though not numerous, were very
useful. The principal were an aqueduct, which
had been begun by Caius; an emissary for the discharge
of the waters of the Fucine lake , and the
harbour of Ostia; although he knew that Augustus had
refused to comply with the repeated application of
the Marsians for one of these; and that the other
had been several times intended by Julius Cæsar,
but as often abandoned on account of the difficulty
of its execution. He brought to the city the
cool and plentiful springs of the Claudian water,
one of which is called Caeruleus, and the other
Curtius and Albudinus, as likewise the river of the
New Anio, in a stone canal; and distributed them into
many magnificent reservoirs. The canal from
the Fucine lake was undertaken as much for the
sake of profit, as for the honour of the enterprise;
for there were parties who offered to drain it at
their own expense, on condition of their having a
grant of the land laid dry. With great difficulty
he completed a canal three miles in length, partly
by cutting through, and partly by tunnelling, a mountain;
thirty thousand men being constantly employed in the
work for eleven years . He formed the harbour
at Ostia, by carrying out circular piers on the right
and on the left, with a mole protecting, in
deep water, the entrance of the port .
To secure the foundation of this mole, he sunk the
vessel in which the great obelisk had been brought
from Egypt ; and built upon piles a very lofty
tower, in imitation of the Pharos at Alexandria, on
which lights were burnt to direct mariners in the night.
XXI. He often distributed largesses
of corn and money among the people, and entertained
them with a great variety of public magnificent spectacles,
not only such as were usual, and in the accustomed
places, but some of new invention, and others revived
from ancient models, and exhibited in places where
nothing of the kind had been ever before attempted.
In the games which he presented at the dedication
of Pompey’s theatre , which had been burnt
down, and was rebuilt by him, he presided upon a tribunal
erected for him in the orchestra; having first paid
his devotions, in the temple above, and then coming
down through the centre of the circle, while all the
people kept their seats in profound silence .
He likewise exhibited the secular games ,
giving out that Augustus had anticipated the regular
period; though he himself says in his history, “That
they had been omitted before the age of Augustus,
who had calculated the years with great exactness,
and again brought them to their regular period.”
The crier was therefore ridiculed, when he
invited people in the usual form, “to games which
no person had ever before seen, nor ever would again;”
when many were still living who had already seen them;
and some of the performers who had formerly acted
in them, were now again brought upon the stage.
He likewise frequently celebrated the Circensian
games in the Vatican , sometimes exhibiting a
hunt of wild beasts, after every five courses.
He embellished the Circus Maximus with marble barriers,
and gilded goals, which before were of common stone
and wood, and assigned proper places for the
senators, who were used to sit promiscuously with the
other spectators. Besides the chariot-races,
he exhibited there the Trojan game, and wild beasts
from Africa, which were encountered by a troop of
pretorian knights, with their tribunes, and even the
prefect at the head of them; besides Thessalian horse,
who drive fierce bulls round the circus, leap upon
their backs when they have exhausted their fury, and
drag them by the horns to the ground. He gave
exhibitions of gladiators in several places, and of
various kinds; one yearly on the anniversary of his
accession in the pretorian camp , but without
any hunting, or the usual apparatus; another in the
Septa as usual; and in the same place, another out
of the common way, and of a few days’ continuance
only, which he called Sportula; because when he
was going to present it, he informed the people by
proclamation, “that he invited them to a late
supper, got up in haste, and without ceremony.”
Nor did he lend himself to any kind of public diversion
with more freedom and hilarity; insomuch that he would
hold out his left hand, and joined by the common
people, count upon his fingers aloud the gold pieces
presented to those who came off conquerors. He
would earnestly invite the company to be merry; sometimes
calling them his “masters,” with a mixture
of insipid, far-fetched jests. Thus, when the
people called for Palumbus , he said, “He
would give them one when he could catch it.”
The following was well-intended, and well-timed; having,
amidst great applause, spared a gladiator, on the
intercession of his four sons, he sent a billet immediately
round the theatre, to remind the people, “how
much it behoved them to get children, since they had
before them an example how useful they had been in
procuring favour and security for a gladiator.”
He likewise represented in the Campus Martius,
the assault and sacking of a town, and the surrender
of the British kings , presiding in his general’s
cloak. Immediately before he drew off the waters
from the Fucine lake, he exhibited upon it a naval
fight. But the combatants on board the fleets
crying out, “Health attend you, noble emperor!
We, who are about to peril our lives, salute you;”
and he replying, “Health attend you too,”
they all refused to fight, as if by that response
he had meant to excuse them. Upon this, he hesitated
for a time, whether he should not destroy them all
with fire and sword. At last, leaping from his
seat, and running along the shore of the lake with
tottering steps, the result of his foul excesses, he,
partly by fair words, and partly by threats, persuaded
them to engage. This spectacle represented an
engagement between the fleets of Sicily and Rhodes;
consisting each of twelve ships of war, of three banks
of oars. The signal for the encounter was given
by a silver Triton, raised by machinery from the middle
of the lake.
XXII. With regard to religious
ceremonies, the administration of affairs both civil
and military, and the condition of all orders of the
people at home and abroad, some practices he corrected,
others which had been laid aside he revived; and some
regulations he introduced which were entirely new.
In appointing new priests for the several colleges,
he made no appointments without being sworn.
When an earthquake happened in the city, he
never failed to summon the people together by the praetor,
and appoint holidays for sacred rites. And upon
the sight of any ominous bird in the City or Capitol,
he issued an order for a supplication, the words of
which, by virtue of his office of high priest, after
an exhortation from the rostra, he recited in the
presence of the people, who repeated them after him;
all workmen and slaves being first ordered to withdraw.
XXIII. The courts of judicature,
whose sittings had been formerly divided between the
summer and winter months, he ordered, for the dispatch
of business, to sit the whole year round. The
jurisdiction in matters of trust, which used to be
granted annually by special commission to certain
magistrates, and in the city only, he made permanent,
and extended to the provincial judges likewise.
He altered a clause added by Tiberius to the Papia-Poppaean
law , which inferred that men of sixty years
of age were incapable of begetting children.
He ordered that, out of the ordinary course of proceeding,
orphans might have guardians appointed them by the
consuls; and that those who were banished from any
province by the chief magistrate, should be debarred
from coming into the City, or any part of Italy.
He inflicted on certain persons a new sort of banishment,
by forbidding them to depart further than three miles
from Rome. When any affair of importance came
before the senate, he used to sit between the two
consuls upon the seats of the tribunes. He reserved
to himself the power of granting license to travel
out of Italy, which before had belonged to the senate.
XXIV. He likewise granted the
consular ornaments to his Ducenarian procurators.
From those who declined the senatorian dignity, he
took away the equestrian. Although he had in
the beginning of his reign declared, that he would
admit no man into the senate who was not the great-grandson
of a Roman citizen, yet he gave the “broad hem”
to the son of a freedman, on condition that he should
be adopted by a Roman knight. Being afraid, however,
of incurring censure by such an act, he informed the
public, that his ancestor Appius Caecus, the censor,
had elected the sons of freedmen into the senate;
for he was ignorant, it seems, that in the times of
Appius, and a long while afterwards, persons manumitted
were not called freedmen, but only their sons who were
free-born. Instead of the expense which the college
of quaestors was obliged to incur in paving the high-ways,
he ordered them to give the people an exhibition of
gladiators; and relieving them of the provinces of
Ostia and [Cisalpine] Gaul, he reinstated them in the
charge of the treasury, which, since it was taken
from them, had been managed by the praetors, or those
who had formerly filled that office. He gave
the triumphal ornaments to Silanus, who was betrothed
to his daughter, though he was under age; and in other
cases, he bestowed them on so many, and with so little
reserve, that there is extant a letter unanimously
addressed to him by all the legions, begging him “to
grant his consular lieutenants the triumphal ornaments
at the time of their appointment to commands, in order
to prevent their seeking occasion to engage in unnecessary
wars.” He decreed to Aulus Plautius
the honour of an ovation , going to meet him
at his entering the city, and walking with him in
the procession to the Capitol, and back, in which he
took the left side, giving him the post of honour.
He allowed Gabinius Secundus, upon his
conquest of the Chauci, a German tribe, to assume the
cognomen of Chaucius.
XXV. His military organization
of the equestrian order was this. After having
the command of a cohort, they were promoted to a wing
of auxiliary horse, and subsequently received the
commission of tribune of a legion. He raised
a body of militia, who were called Supernumeraries,
who, though they were a sort of soldiers, and kept
in reserve, yet received pay. He procured an
act of the senate to prohibit all soldiers from attending
senators at their houses, in the way of respect and
compliment. He confiscated the estates of all
freedmen who presumed to take upon themselves the
equestrian rank. Such of them as were ungrateful
to their patrons, and were complained of by them,
he reduced to their former condition of slavery;
and declared to their advocates, that he would always
give judgment against the freedmen, in any suit at
law which the masters might happen to have with them.
Some persons having exposed their sick slaves, in
a languishing condition, on the island of Aesculapius
, because of the tediousness of their cure; he
declared all who were so exposed perfectly free, never
more to return, if they should recover, to their former
servitude; and that if any one chose to kill at once,
rather than expose, a slave, he should be liable for
murder. He published a proclamation, forbidding
all travellers to pass through the towns of Italy
any otherwise than on foot, or in a litter or chair
. He quartered a cohort of soldiers at Puteoli,
and another at Ostia, to be in readiness against any
accidents from fire. He prohibited foreigners
from adopting Roman names, especially those which
belonged to families . Those who falsely
pretended to the freedom of Rome, he beheaded on the
Esquiline. He gave up to the senate the provinces
of Achaia and Macedonia, which Tiberius had transferred
to his own administration. He deprived the Lycians
of their liberties, as a punishment for their fatal
dissensions; but restored to the Rhodians their freedom,
upon their repenting of their former misdemeanors.
He exonerated for ever the people of Ilium from the
payment of taxes, as being the founders of the Roman
race; reciting upon the occasion a letter in Greek,
from the senate and people of Rome to king Seleucus
, on which they promised him their friendship
and alliance, provided that he would grant their kinsmen
the Iliensians immunity from all burdens.
He banished from Rome all the Jews,
who were continually making disturbances at the instigation
of one Chrestus . He allowed the ambassadors
of the Germans to sit at the public spectacles in the
seats assigned to the senators, being induced to grant
them favours by their frank and honourable conduct.
For, having been seated in the rows of benches which
were common to the people, on observing the Parthian
and Armenian ambassadors sitting among the senators,
they took upon themselves to cross over into the same
seats, as being, they said, no way inferior to the
others, in point either, of merit or rank. The
religious rites of the Druids, solemnized with such
horrid cruelties, which had only been forbidden the
citizens of Rome during the reign of Augustus, he
utterly abolished among the Gauls .
On the other hand, he attempted to transfer
the Eleusinian mysteries from Attica to Rome .
He likewise ordered the temple of Venus Erycina in
Sicily, which was old and in a ruinous condition,
to be repaired at the expense of the Roman people.
He concluded treaties with foreign princes in the
forum, with the sacrifice of a sow, and the form of
words used by the heralds in former times. But
in these and other things, and indeed the greater part
of his administration, he was directed not so much
by his own judgment, as by the influence of his wives
and freedmen; for the most part acting in conformity
to what their interests or fancies dictated.
XXVI. He was twice married at
a very early age, first to Aemilia Lepida, the
grand-daughter of Augustus, and afterwards to Livia
Medullina, who had the cognomen of Camilla, and was
descended from the old dictator Camillus. The
former he divorced while still a virgin, because her
parents had incurred the displeasure of Augustus; and
he lost the latter by sickness on the day fixed for
their nuptials. He next married Plautia Urgulanilla,
whose father had enjoyed the honour of a triumph; and
soon afterwards, Aelia Paetina, the daughter of a
man of consular rank. But he divorced them both;
Paetina, upon some trifling causes of disgust; and
Urgulanilla, for scandalous lewdness, and the suspicion
of murder. After them he took in marriage Valeria
Messalina, the daughter of Barbatus Messala,
his cousin. But finding that, besides her other
shameful debaucheries, she had even gone so far as
to marry in his own absence Caius Silius, the settlement
of her dower being formally signed, in the presence
of the augurs, he put her to death. When summoning
his pretorians to his presence, he made to them this
declaration: “As I have been so unhappy
in my unions, I am resolved to continue in future
unmarried; and if I should not, I give you leave to
stab me.” He was, however, unable to persist
in this resolution; for he began immediately to think
of another wife; and even of taking back Paetina, whom
he had formerly divorced: he thought also of
Lollia Paulina, who had been married to Caius Cæsar.
But being ensnared by the arts of Agrippina,
the daughter of his brother Germanicus, who took advantage
of the kisses and endearments which their near relationship
admitted, to inflame his desires, he got some one
to propose at the next meeting of the senate, that
they should oblige the emperor to marry Agrippina,
as a measure highly conducive to the public interest;
and that in future liberty should be given for such
marriages, which until that time had been considered
incestuous. In less than twenty-four hours after
this, he married her . No person was found,
however, to follow the example, excepting one freedman,
and a centurion of the first rank, at the solemnization
of whose nuptials both he and Agrippina attended.
XXVII. He had children by three
of his wives: by Urgulanilla, Drusus and Claudia;
by Paetina, Antonia; and by Messalina, Octavia, and
also a son, whom at first he called Germanicus, but
afterwards Britannicus. He lost Drusus at Pompeii,
when he was very young; he being choked with a pear,
which in his play he tossed into the air, and caught
in his mouth. Only a few days before, he had
betrothed him to one of Sejanus’s daughters
; and I am therefore surprised that some authors
should say he lost his life by the treachery of Sejanus.
Claudia, who was, in truth, the daughter of Boter
his freedman, though she was born five months before
his divorce, he ordered to be thrown naked at her mother’s
door. He married Antonia to Cneius Pompey the
Great , and afterwards to Faustus Sylla ,
both youths of very noble parentage; Octavia to his
step-son Nero , after she had been contracted
to Silanus. Britannicus was born upon the
twentieth day of his reign, and in his second consulship.
He often earnestly commended him to the soldiers,
holding him in his arms before their ranks; and would
likewise show him to the people in the theatre, setting
him upon his lap, or holding him out whilst he was
still very young; and was sure to receive their acclamations,
and good wishes on his behalf. Of his sons-in-law,
he adopted Nero. He not only dismissed from his
favour both Pompey and Silanus, but put them
to death.
XXVIII. Amongst his freedmen,
the greatest favourite was the eunuch Posides, whom,
in his British triumph, he presented with the pointless
spear, classing him among the military men. Next
to him, if not equal, in favour was Felix , whom
he not only preferred to commands both of cohorts
and troops, but to the government of the province of
Judaea; and he became, in consequence of his elevation,
the husband of three queens . Another favourite
was Harpocras, to whom he granted the privilege of
being carried in a litter within the city, and of holding
public spectacles for the entertainment of the people.
In this class was likewise Polybius, who assisted
him in his studies, and had often the honour of walking
between the two consuls. But above all others,
Narcissus, his secretary, and Pallas , the comptroller
of his accounts, were in high favour with him.
He not only allowed them to receive, by decree of
the senate, immense presents, but also to be decorated
with the quaestorian and praetorian ensigns of honour.
So much did he indulge them in amassing wealth, and
plundering the public, that, upon his complaining,
once, of the lowness of his exchequer, some one said,
with great reason, that “It would be full enough,
if those two freedmen of his would but take him into
partnership with them.”
XXIX. Being entirely governed
by these freedmen, and, as I have already said, by
his wives, he was a tool to others, rather than a prince.
He distributed offices, or the command of armies,
pardoned or punished, according as it suited their
interests, their passions, or their caprice;
and for the most part, without knowing, or being sensible
of what he did. Not to enter into minute details
relative to the revocation of grants, the reversal
of judicial decisions, obtaining his signature to
fictitious appointments, or the bare-faced alteration
of them after signing; he put to death Appius Silanus,
the father of his son-in-law, and the two Julias,
the daughters of Drusus and Germanicus, without any
positive proof of the crimes with which they were charged,
or so much as permitting them to make any defence.
He also cut off Cneius Pompey, the husband of his
eldest daughter; and Lucius Silanus, who
was betrothed to the younger Pompey, was stabbed in
the act of unnatural lewdness with a favourite paramour.
Silanus was obliged to quit the office of praetor
upon the fourth of the calends of January [29th Dec.],
and to kill himself on new year’s day
following, the very same on which Claudius and Agrippina
were married. He condemned to death five and
thirty senators, and above three hundred Roman knights,
with so little attention to what he did, that when
a centurion brought him word of the execution of a
man of consular rank, who was one of the number, and
told him that he had executed his order, he declared,
“he had ordered no such thing, but that he approved
of it;” because his freedmen, it seems, had
said, that the soldiers did nothing more than their
duty, in dispatching the emperor’s enemies without
waiting for a warrant. But it is beyond all
belief, that he himself, at the marriage of Messalina
with the adulterous Silius, should actually sign the
writings relative to her dowry; induced, as it is
pretended, by the design of diverting from himself
and transferring upon another the danger which some
omens seemed to threaten him.
XXX. Either standing or sitting,
but especially when he lay asleep, he had a majestic
and graceful appearance; for he was tall, but not slender.
His grey looks became him well, and he had a full neck.
But his knees were feeble, and failed him in walking,
so that his gait was ungainly, both when he assumed
state, and when he was taking diversion. He was
outrageous in his laughter, and still more so in his
wrath, for then he foamed at the mouth, and discharged
from his nostrils. He also stammered in his
speech, and had a tremulous motion of the head
at all times, but particularly when he was engaged
in any business, however trifling.
XXXI. Though his health was
very infirm during the former part of his life, yet,
after he became emperor, he enjoyed a good state of
health, except only that he was subject to a pain
of the stomach. In a fit of this complaint,
he said he had thoughts of killing himself.
XXXII. He gave entertainments
as frequent as they were splendid, and generally when
there was such ample room, that very often six hundred
guests sat down together. At a feast he gave
on the banks of the canal for draining the Fucine
Lake, he narrowly escaped being drowned, the water
at its discharge rushing out with such violence, that
it overflowed the conduit. At supper he had
always his own children, with those of several of
the nobility, who, according to an ancient custom,
sat at the feet of the couches. One of his guests
having been suspected of purloining a golden cup,
he invited him again the next day, but served him
with a porcelain jug. It is said, too, that he
intended to publish an edict, “allowing to all
people the liberty of giving vent at table to any
distension occasioned by flatulence,” upon hearing
of a person whose modesty, when under restraint, had
nearly cost him his life.
XXXIII. He was always ready
to eat and drink at any time or in any place.
One day, as he was hearing causes in the Forum of
Augustus, he smelt the dinner which was preparing
for the Salii , in the temple of Mars adjoining,
whereupon he quitted the tribunal, and went to
partake of the feast with the priests.
He scarcely ever left the table until
he had thoroughly crammed himself and drank to intoxication;
and then he would immediately fall asleep, lying upon
his back with his mouth open. While in this condition,
a feather was put down his throat, to make him throw
up the contents of his stomach. Upon composing
himself to rest, his sleep was short, and he usually
awoke before midnight; but he would sometimes sleep
in the daytime, and that, even, when he was upon the
tribunal; so that the advocates often found it difficult
to wake him, though they raised their voices for that
purpose. He set no bounds to his libidinous intercourse
with women, but never betrayed any unnatural desires
for the other sex. He was fond of gaming, and
published a book upon the subject. He even used
to play as he rode in his chariot, having the tables
so fitted, that the game was not disturbed by the
motion of the carriage.
XXXIV. His cruel and sanguinary
disposition was exhibited upon great as well as trifling
occasions. When any person was to be put to the
torture, or criminal punished for parricide, he was
impatient for the execution, and would have it performed
in his own presence. When he was at Tibur, being
desirous of seeing an example of the old way of putting
malefactors to death, some were immediately bound to
a stake for the purpose; but there being no executioner
to be had at the place, he sent for one from Rome,
and waited for his coming until night. In any
exhibition of gladiators, presented either by himself
or others, if any of the combatants chanced to fall,
he ordered them to be butchered, especially the Retiarii,
that he might see their faces in the agonies of death.
Two gladiators happening to kill each other, he immediately
ordered some little knives to be made of their swords
for his own use. He took great pleasure in seeing
men engage with wild beasts, and the combatants who
appeared on the stage at noon. He would therefore
come to the theatre by break of day, and at noon,
dismissing the people to dinner, continued sitting
himself; and besides those who were devoted to that
sanguinary fate, he would match others with the beasts,
upon slight or sudden occasions; as, for instance,
the carpenters and their assistants, and people
of that sort, if a machine, or any piece of work in
which they had been employed about the theatre did
not answer the purpose for which it had been intended.
To this desperate kind of encounter he forced one
of his nomenclators, even encumbered as he was by
wearing the toga.
XXXV. But the characteristics
most predominant in him were fear and distrust.
In the beginning of his reign, though he much affected
a modest and humble appearance, as has been already
observed, yet he durst not venture himself at an entertainment
without being attended by a guard of spearmen, and
made soldiers wait upon him at table instead of servants.
He never visited a sick person, until the chamber
had been first searched, and the bed and bedding thoroughly
examined. At other times, all persons who came
to pay their court to him were strictly searched by
officers appointed for that purpose; nor was it until
after a long time, and with much difficulty, that
he was prevailed upon to excuse women, boys, and girls
from such rude handling, or suffer their attendants
or writing-masters to retain their cases for pens and
styles. When Camillus formed his plot against
him, not doubting but his timidity might be worked
upon without a war, he wrote to him a scurrilous,
petulant, and threatening letter, desiring him to resign
the government, and betake himself to a life of privacy.
Upon receiving this requisition, he had some thoughts
of complying with it, and summoned together the principal
men of the city, to consult with them on the subject.
XXXVI. Having heard some loose
reports of conspiracies formed against him, he was
so much alarmed, that he thought of immediately abdicating
the government. And when, as I have before related,
a man armed with a dagger was discovered near him
while he was sacrificing, he instantly ordered the
heralds to convoke the senate, and with tears and dismal
exclamations, lamented that such was his condition,
that he was safe no where; and for a long time afterwards
he abstained from appearing in public. He smothered
his ardent love for Messalina, not so much on account
of her infamous conduct, as from apprehension of danger;
believing that she aspired to share with Silius, her
partner in adultery, the imperial dignity.
Upon this occasion he ran in a great fright, and a
very shameful manner, to the camp, asking all the way
he went, “if the empire were indeed safely his?”
XXXVII. No suspicion was too
trifling, no person on whom it rested too contemptible,
to throw him into a panic, and induce him to take
precautions for his safety, and meditate revenge.
A man engaged in a litigation before his tribunal,
having saluted him, drew him aside, and told him he
had dreamt that he saw him murdered; and shortly afterwards,
when his adversary came to deliver his plea to the
emperor, the plaintiff, pretending to have discovered
the murderer, pointed to him as the man he had seen
in his dream; whereupon, as if he had been taken in
the act, he was hurried away to execution. We
are informed, that Appius Silanus was got rid
of in the same manner, by a contrivance betwixt Messalina
and Narcissus, in which they had their several parts
assigned them. Narcissus therefore burst into
his lord’s chamber before daylight, apparently
in great fright, and told him that he had dreamt that
Appius Silanus had murdered him. The empress,
upon this, affecting great surprise, declared she
had the like dream for several nights successively.
Presently afterwards, word was brought, as it had
been agreed on, that Appius was come, he having, indeed,
received orders the preceding day to be there at that
time; and, as if the truth of the dream was sufficiently
confirmed by his appearance at that juncture, he was
immediately ordered to be prosecuted and put to death.
The day following, Claudius related the whole affair
to the senate, and acknowledged his great obligation
to his freedmen for watching over him even in his
sleep.
XXXVIII. Sensible of his being
subject to passion and resentment, he excused himself
in both instances by a proclamation, assuring the public
that “the former should be short and harmless,
and the latter never without good cause.”
After severely reprimanding the people of Ostia for
not sending some boats to meet him upon his entering
the mouth of the Tiber, in terms which might expose
them to the public resentment, he wrote to Rome that
he had been treated as a private person; yet immediately
afterwards he pardoned them, and that in a way which
had the appearance of making them satisfaction,
or begging pardon for some injury he had done them.
Some people who addressed him unseasonably in public,
he pushed away with his own hand. He likewise
banished a person who had been secretary to a quaestor,
and even a senator who had filled the office of praetor,
without a hearing, and although they were innocent;
the former only because he had treated him with rudeness
while he was in a private station, and the other,
because in his aedileship he had fined some tenants
of his, for selling cooked victuals contrary to law,
and ordered his steward, who interfered, to be whipped.
On this account, likewise, he took from the aediles
the jurisdiction they had over cooks’-shops.
He did not scruple to speak of his own absurdities,
and declared in some short speeches which he published,
that he had only feigned imbecility in the reign of
Caius, because otherwise it would have been impossible
for him to have escaped and arrived at the station
he had then attained. He could not, however,
gain credit for this assertion; for a short time afterwards,
a book was published under the title of Moron anastasis,
“The Resurrection of Fools,” the design
of which was to show “that nobody ever counterfeited
folly.”
XXXIX. Amongst other things,
people admired in him his indifference and unconcern;
or, to express it in Greek, his meteoria and ablepsia.
Placing himself at table a little after Messalina’s
death, he enquired, “Why the empress did not
come?” Many of those whom he had condemned to
death, he ordered the day after to be invited to his
table, and to game with him, and sent to reprimand
them as sluggish fellows for not making greater haste.
When he was meditating his incestuous marriage with
Agrippina, he was perpetually calling her, “My
daughter, my nursling, born and brought up upon my
lap.” And when he was going to adopt Nero,
as if there was little cause for censure in his adopting
a son-in-law, when he had a son of his own arrived
at years of maturity; he continually gave out in public,
“that no one had ever been admitted by adoption
into the Claudian family.”
XL. He frequently appeared so
careless in what he said, and so inattentive to circumstances,
that it was believed he never reflected who he himself
was, or amongst whom, or at what time, or in
what place, he spoke. In a debate in the senate
relative to the butchers and vintners, he cried out,
“I ask you, who can live without a bit of meat?”
And mentioned the great plenty of old taverns, from
which he himself used formerly to have his wine.
Among other reasons for his supporting a certain
person who was candidate for the quaestorship, he gave
this: “His father,” said he, “once
gave me, very seasonably, a draught of cold water
when I was sick.” Upon his bringing a woman
as a witness in some cause before the senate, he said,
“This woman was my mother’s freedwoman
and dresser, but she always considered me as her master;
and this I say, because there are some still in my
family that do not look upon me as such.”
The people of Ostia addressing him in open court with
a petition, he flew into a rage at them, and said,
“There is no reason why I should oblige you:
if any one else is free to act as he pleases, surely
I am.” The following expressions he had
in his mouth every day, and at all hours and seasons:
“What! do you take me for a Theogonius?”
And in Greek lalei kai mae thingane, “Speak,
but do not touch me;” besides many other familiar
sentences, below the dignity of a private person, much
more of an emperor, who was not deficient either in
eloquence or learning, as having applied himself very
closely to the liberal sciences.
XLI. By the encouragement of
Titus Livius , and with the assistance of Sulpicius
Flavus, he attempted at an early age the composition
of a history; and having called together a numerous
auditory, to hear and give their judgment upon it,
he read it over with much difficulty, and frequently
interrupting himself. For after he had begun,
a great laugh was raised amongst the company, by the
breaking of several benches from the weight of a very
fat man; and even when order was restored, he could
not forbear bursting out into violent fits of laughter,
at the remembrance of the accident. After he
became emperor, likewise, he wrote several things
which he was careful to have recited to his friends
by a reader. He commenced his history from the
death of the dictator Cæsar; but afterwards he took
a later period, and began at the conclusion of the
civil wars; because he found he could not speak with
freedom, and a due regard to truth, concerning the
former period, having been often taken to task both
by his mother and grandmother. Of the earlier
history he left only two books, but of the latter,
one and forty. He compiled likewise the “History
of his Own Life,” in eight books, full of absurdities,
but in no bad style; also, “A Defence of Cicero
against the Books of Asinius Gallus,”
which exhibited a considerable degree of learning.
He besides invented three new letters, and added them
to the former alphabet , as highly necessary.
He published a book to recommend them while he was
yet only a private person; but on his elevation to
imperial power he had little difficulty in introducing
them into common use; and these letters are still
extant in a variety of books, registers, and inscriptions
upon buildings.
XLII. He applied himself with
no less attention to the study of Grecian literature,
asserting upon all occasions his love of that language,
and its surpassing excellency. A stranger once
holding a discourse both in Greek and Latin, he addressed
him thus; “Since you are skilled in both our
tongues.” And recommending Achaia to the
favour of the senate, he said, “I have a particular
attachment to that province, on account of our common
studies.” In the senate he often made long
replies to ambassadors in that language. On
the tribunal he frequently quoted the verses of Homer.
When at any time he had taken vengeance on an enemy
or a conspirator, he scarcely ever gave to the tribune
on guard, who, according to custom, came for
the word, any other than this.
Andr’ epamynastai, ôte
tis proteros chalepaenae.
’Tis time to strike
when wrong demands the blow.
To conclude, he wrote some histories
likewise in Greek, namely, twenty books on Tuscan
affairs, and eight on the Carthaginian; in consequence
of which, another museum was founded at Alexandria,
in addition to the old one, and called after his name;
and it was ordered, that, upon certain days in every
year, his Tuscan history should be read over in one
of these, and his Carthaginian in the other, as in
a school; each history being read through by persons
who took it in turn.
XLIII. Towards the close of
his life, he gave some manifest indications that he
repented of his marriage with Agrippina, and his adoption
of Nero. For some of his freedmen noticing with
approbation his having condemned, the day before,
a woman accused of adultery, he remarked, “It
has been my misfortune to have wives who have been
unfaithful to my bed; but they did not escape punishment.”
Often, when he happened to meet Britannicus, he would
embrace him tenderly, and express a desire “that
he might grow apace,” and receive from him an
account of all his actions: using the Greek phrase,
“o trosas kai iasetai, He who
has wounded will also heal.” And intending
to give him the manly habit, while he was yet under
age and a tender youth, because his stature would allow
of it, he added, “I do so, that the Roman people
may at last have a real Cæsar.”
XLIV. Soon afterwards he made
his will, and had it signed by all the magistrates
as witnesses. But he was prevented from proceeding
further by Agrippina, accused by her own guilty conscience,
as well as by informers, of a variety of crimes.
It is agreed that he was taken off by poison; but
where, and by whom administered, remains in uncertainty.
Some authors say that it was given him as he was feasting
with the priests in the Capitol, by the eunuch Halotus,
his taster. Others say by Agrippina, at
his own table, in mushrooms, a dish of which he was
very fond . The accounts of what followed
likewise differ. Some relate that he instantly
became speechless, was racked with pain through the
night, and died about day-break; others, that at first
he fell into a sound sleep, and afterwards, his food
rising, he threw up the whole; but had another dose
given him; whether in water-gruel, under pretence
of refreshment after his exhaustion, or in a clyster,
as if designed to relieve his bowels, is likewise
uncertain.
XLV. His death was kept secret
until everything was settled relative to his successor.
Accordingly, vows were made for his recovery, and
comedians were called to amuse him, as it was pretended,
by his own desire. He died upon the third of
the ides of October [13th October], in the consulship
of Asinius Marcellus and Acilius Aviola, in the sixty-fourth
year of his age, and the fourteenth of his reign .
His funeral was celebrated with the customary imperial
pomp, and he was ranked amongst the gods. This
honour was taken from him by Nero, but restored by
Vespasian.
XLVI. The chief presages of
his death were, the appearance of a comet, his father
Drusus’s monument being struck by lightning,
and the death of most of the magistrates of all ranks
that year. It appears from several circumstances,
that he was sensible of his approaching dissolution,
and made no secret of it. For when he nominated
the consuls, he appointed no one to fill the office
beyond the month in which he died. At the last
assembly of the senate in which he made his appearance,
he earnestly exhorted his two sons to unity with each
other, and with earnest entreaties commended to the
fathers the care of their tender years. And
in the last cause he heard from the tribunal, he repeatedly
declared in open court, “That he was now arrived
at the last stage of mortal existence;” whilst
all who heard it shrunk at hearing these ominous words.
The violent death of Caligula afforded
the Romans a fresh opportunity to have asserted the
liberty of their country; but the conspirators had
concerted no plan, by which they should proceed upon
the assassination of that tyrant; and the indecision
of the senate, in a debate of two days, on so sudden
an emergency, gave time to the caprice of the soldiers
to interpose in the settlement of the government.
By an accident the most fortuitous, a man devoid
of all pretensions to personal merit, so weak in understanding
as to be the common sport of the emperor’s household,
and an object of contempt even to his own kindred;
this man, in the hour of military insolence, was nominated
by the soldiers as successor to the Roman throne.
Not yet in possession of the public treasury, which
perhaps was exhausted, he could not immediately reward
the services of his electors with a pecuniary gratification;
but he promised them a largess of fifteen thousand
sesterces a man, upwards of a hundred and forty
pounds sterling; and as we meet with no account of
any subsequent discontents in the army, we may justly
conclude that the promise was soon after fulfilled.
This transaction laid the foundation of that military
despotism, which, through many succeeding ages, convulsed
the Roman empire.
Besides the interposition of the soldiers
upon this occasion, it appears that the populace of
Rome were extremely clamorous for the government of
a single person, and for that of Claudius in particular.
This partiality for a monarchical government proceeded
from two causes. The commonalty, from their
obscure situation, were always the least exposed to
oppression, under a tyrannical prince. They had
likewise ever been remarkably fond of stage-plays
and public shows, with which, as well as with scrambles,
and donations of bread and other victuals, the preceding
emperor had frequently gratified them. They had
therefore less to fear, and more to hope, from the
government of a single person than any other class
of Roman citizens. With regard to the partiality
for Claudius, it may be accounted for partly from
the low habits of life to which he had been addicted,
in consequence of which many of them were familiarly
acquainted with him; and this circumstance likewise
increased their hope of deriving some advantage from
his accession. Exclusive of all these considerations,
it is highly probable that the populace were instigated
in favour of Claudius by the artifices of his freedmen,
persons of mean extraction, by whom he was afterwards
entirely governed, and who, upon such an occasion,
would exert their utmost efforts to procure his appointment
to the throne. From the debate in the senate
having continued during two days, it was evident
that there was still a strong party for restoring
the ancient form of government. That they were
in the end overawed by the clamour of the multitude,
is not surprising, when we consider that the senate
was totally unprovided with resources of every kind
for asserting the independence of the nation by arms;
and the commonalty, who interrupted their deliberations,
were the only people by whose assistance they ever
could effect the restitution of public freedom.
To this may be added, that the senate, by the total
reduction of their political importance, ever since
the overthrow of the republic, had lost both the influence
and authority which they formerly enjoyed. The
extreme cruelty, likewise, which had been exercised
during the last two reigns, afforded a further motive
for relinquishing all attempts in favour of liberty,
as they might be severely revenged upon themselves
by the subsequent emperor: and it was a degree
of moderation in Claudius, which palliates the injustice
of his cause, that he began his government with an
act of amnesty respecting the public transactions
which ensued upon the death of Caligula.
Claudius, at the time of his accession,
was fifty years of age; and though he had hitherto
lived apparently unambitious of public honours, accompanied
with great ostentation, yet he was now seized with
a desire to enjoy a triumph. As there existed
no war, in which he might perform some military achievement,
his vanity could only be gratified by invading a foreign
country, where, contrary to the advice contained in
the testament of Augustus, he might attempt to extend
still further the limits of the empire. Either
Britain, therefore, or some nation on the continent,
at a great distance from the capital, became the object
of such an enterprize; and the former was chosen,
not only as more convenient, from its vicinity to
the maritime province of Gaul, but on account of a
remonstrance lately presented by the Britons to the
court of Rome, respecting the protection afforded
to some persons of that nation, who had fled thither
to elude the laws of their country. Considering
the state of Britain at that time, divided as it was
into a number of principalities, amongst which there
was no general confederacy for mutual defence, and
where the alarm excited by the invasion of Julius Cæsar,
upwards of eighty years before, had long since been
forgotten; a sudden attempt upon the island could
not fail to be attended with success. Accordingly,
an army was sent over, under the command of Aulus
Plautius, an able general, who defeated the natives
in several engagements, and penetrated a considerable
way into the country. Preparations for the emperor’s
voyage now being made, Claudius set sail from Ostia,
at the mouth of the Tiber; but meeting with
a violent storm in the Mediterranean, he landed at
Marseilles, and proceeding thence to Boulogne in Picardy,
passed over into Britain. In what part he debarked,
is uncertain, but it seems to have been at some place
on the south-east coast of the island. He immediately
received the submission of several British states,
the Cantii, Atrebates, Regni, and Trinobantes,
who inhabited those parts; and returning to Rome,
after an absence of six months, celebrated with great
pomp the triumph, for which he had undertaken the
expedition.
In the interior parts of Britain,
the natives, under the command of Caractacus, maintained
an obstinate resistance, and little progress was made
by the Roman arms, until Ostorius Scapula was sent
over to prosecute the war. He penetrated into
the country of the Silures, a warlike tribe, who inhabited
the banks of the Severn; and having defeated Caractacus
in a great battle, made him prisoner, and sent him
to Rome. The fame of the British prince had
by this time spread over the provinces of Gaul and
Italy; and upon his arrival in the Roman capital, the
people flocked from all quarters to behold him.
The ceremonial of his entrance was conducted with
great solemnity. On a plain adjoining the Roman
camp, the pretorian troops were drawn up in martial
array: the emperor and his court took their station
in front of the lines, and behind them was ranged the
whole body of the people. The procession commenced
with the different trophies which had been taken from
the Britons during the progress of the war. Next
followed the brothers of the vanquished prince, with
his wife and daughter, in chains, expressing by their
supplicating looks and gestures the fears with which
they were actuated. But not so Caractacus himself.
With a manly gait and an undaunted countenance, he
marched up to the tribunal, where the emperor was
seated, and addressed him in the following terms:
“If to my high birth and distinguished
rank, I had added the virtues of moderation, Rome
had beheld me rather as a friend than a captive; and
you would not have rejected an alliance with a prince,
descended from illustrious ancestors, and governing
many nations. The reverse of my fortune to you
is glorious, and to me humiliating. I had arms,
and men, and horses; I possessed extraordinary riches;
and can it be any wonder that I was unwilling to lose
them? Because Rome aspires to universal dominion,
must men therefore implicitly resign themselves to
subjection? I opposed for a long time the progress
of your arms, and had I acted otherwise, would either
you have had the glory of conquest, or I of a brave
resistance? I am now in your power:
if you are determined to take revenge, my fate will
soon be forgotten, and you will derive no honour from
the transaction. Preserve my life, and I shall
remain to the latest ages a monument of your clemency.”
Immediately upon this speech, Claudius
granted him his liberty, as he did likewise to the
other royal captives. They all returned their
thanks in a manner the most grateful to the emperor;
and as soon as their chains were taken off, walking
towards Agrippina, who sat upon a bench at a little
distance, they repeated to her the same fervent declarations
of gratitude and esteem.
History has preserved no account of
Caractacus after this period; but it is probable,
that he returned in a short time to his own country,
where his former valour, and the magnanimity, which
he had displayed at Rome, would continue to render
him illustrious through life, even amidst the irretrievable
ruin of his fortunes.
The most extraordinary character in
the present reign was that of Valeria Messalina, the
daughter of Valerius Messala Barbatus.
She was married to Claudius, and had by him a son
and a daughter. To cruelty in the prosecution
of her purposes, she added the most abandoned incontinence.
Not confining her licentiousness within the limits
of the palace, where she committed the most shameful
excesses, she prostituted her person in the common
stews, and even in the public streets of the capital.
As if her conduct was already not sufficiently scandalous,
she obliged C. Silius, a man of consular rank, to
divorce his wife, that she might procure his company
entirely to herself. Not contented with this
indulgence to her criminal passion, she next persuaded
him to marry her; and during an excursion which the
emperor made to Ostia, the ceremony of marriage was
actually performed between them. The occasion
was celebrated with a magnificent supper, to which
she invited a large company; and lest the whole should
be regarded as a frolic, not meant to be consummated,
the adulterous parties ascended the nuptial couch in
the presence of the astonished spectators. Great
as was the facility of Claudius’s temper in
respect of her former behaviour, he could not overlook
so flagrant a violation both of public decency and
the laws of the country. Silius was condemned
to death for the adultery which he had perpetrated
with reluctance; and Messalina was ordered into the
emperor’s presence, to answer for her conduct.
Terror now operating upon her mind in conjunction
with remorse, she could not summon the resolution to
support such an interview, but retired into the gardens
of Lucullus, there to indulge at last the compunction
which she felt for her crimes, and to meditate the
entreaties by which she should endeavour to soothe
the resentment of her husband. In the extremity
of her distress, she attempted to lay violent hands
upon herself, but her courage was not equal to the
emergency. Her mother, Lepida, who had not
spoken with her for some years before, was present
upon the occasion, and urged her to the act which
alone could put a period to her infamy and wretchedness.
Again she made an effort, but again her resolution
abandoned her; when a tribune burst into the gardens,
and plunging his sword into her body, she instantly
expired. Thus perished a woman, the scandal of
whose lewdness resounded throughout the empire, and
of whom a great satirist, then living, has said, perhaps
without a hyperbole,
Et lassata viris, necdum
satiata, recessit -- Juvenal, Sat. VI.
It has been already observed, that
Claudius was entirely governed by his freedmen; a
class of retainers which enjoyed a great share of favour
and confidence with their patrons in those times.
They had before been the slaves of their masters,
and had obtained their freedom as a reward for their
faithful and attentive services. Of the esteem
in which they were often held, we meet with an instance
in Tiro, the freedman of Cicero, to whom that illustrious
Roman addresses several epistles, written in the most
familiar and affectionate strain of friendship.
As it was common for them to be taught the more useful
parts of education in the families of their masters,
they were usually well qualified for the management
of domestic concerns, and might even be competent
to the superior departments of the state, especially
in those times when negotiations and treaties with
foreign princes seldom or never occurred; and in arbitrary
governments, where public affairs were directed more
by the will of the sovereign or his ministers, than
by refined suggestions of policy.
From the character generally given
of Claudius before his elevation to the throne, we
should not readily imagine that he was endowed with
any taste for literary composition; yet he seems to
have exclusively enjoyed this distinction during his
own reign, in which learning was at a low ebb.
Besides history, Suetonius informs us that he wrote
a Defence of Cicero against the Charges of Asinius
Gallus. This appears to be the only tribute
of esteem or approbation paid to the character of Cicero,
from the time of Livy the historian, to the extinction
of the race of the Caesars. Asinius Gallus was
the son of Asinius Pollio, the orator. Marrying
Vipsania after she had been divorced by Tiberius, he
incurred the displeasure of that emperor, and died
of famine, either voluntarily, or by order of the
tyrant. He wrote a comparison between his father
and Cicero, in which, with more filial partiality
than justice, he gave the preference to the former.