“I’ll have the charm
That saves from harm;”
Grandmother was knitting and Hortense
sat on a stool at her feet, thinking, for she wished
to make a request of Grandmother and she was doubtful
of Grandmother’s response.
“May I ask the little boy who
lives next door to come in and play?” Hortense
asked suddenly.
“I didn’t know you had seen him,”
said Grandmother.
“I’ve seen and talked with him,”
said Hortense. “His name is Andy.”
“You are sure that he is a nice little boy?”
Grandmother asked.
“Oh yes!” Hortense cried.
“Very well, then,” said
Grandmother. “You may ask him to come after
luncheon.”
Hortense did so. After luncheon
she and Andy climbed to the attic, which Hortense
wished to see in the daytime, for at night she had
learned very little about it.
It was a great square attic with a
roof that sloped gradually to the floor from the cupola,
which was like the lamp high above in a lighthouse.
Like all proper attics it held old trunks, furniture,
and all kinds of things. In the drawers of the
bureaus and wardrobes were old suits and dresses,
and in the trunks, other dresses and suits and old
hangings. Andy and Hortense took them out and
dressed in them and played they were a
lord and a lady, and pirates, and Indians. Then
they sat down to eat the four apples which Hortense
had thoughtfully brought with her.
“Where do you suppose the Cat
hid the night I followed him and he disappeared?”
Hortense asked.
“There are lots of corners to
hide in,” said Andy, but Hortense was sure that
the Cat had some particular place; so Andy and she
crawled all around the attic under the eaves, looking
behind every trunk and into every corner. Yet
they could find no place that seemed especially secret.
“There’s no secret corner,”
said Andy, sitting down beside the big chimney and
leaning his back against it.
But as he spoke he suddenly began
to disappear through the floor and only by catching
the edge of it did he save himself. He and Hortense
were too surprised to speak for a moment. Then
they knelt on the edge of the opening and peered down.
“It’s a trapdoor,”
said Andy. “We must find out where it goes.”
He pushed the door to one side and
revealed a little staircase.
“Are you afraid to go down?” Andy asked.
“Of course not,” said Hortense. “You
go first.”
Andy led the way and Hortense followed.
A few steps brought them to a small room. It
was dark, but the light from the trapdoor enabled them
to see a little after a while. There was nothing
in the room but a large chest.
“Shall we open it?” Andy asked.
“Of course,” said Hortense.
By pulling and tugging they succeeded at last in lifting
the lid.
“It’s empty,” said
Andy much disappointed. “I hoped it might
be full of gold and jewels.”
Hortense had a sudden thought.
“This is where Jeremiah went the time we couldn’t
find him.”
Andy was unconvinced.
“A cat couldn’t open a trapdoor,”
he said.
“Maybe Jeremiah could.
He’s no ordinary cat. Besides there’s
another one.”
“Another cat?” Andy demanded.
“No. Somebody else we haven’t seen,
but I can guess who it is.”
“Who is it?”
“I won’t tell yet not
until I’m sure. But we’ll see him.
Maybe we’ll surprise him and Jeremiah here some
night and take them captive.”
“Hello,” said Andy as he put his foot
on the stairs. “What’s this?”
Beside the chimney was a black hole
and fastened to the chimney was an iron bar like the
rung of a ladder. Andy peered down.
“There’s another rung,” he said.
“I wonder where this ladder goes?”
“We’ll have to find out,”
said Hortense. “Dear me, this is a most
mysterious house.”
Andy put one foot on the ladder and
began to descend. Soon his head disappeared from
sight.
“It goes down and down, probably
to the basement,” he called. “Come
on.”
Hortense obeyed, and down and down
they went. It was very dark, but now and then
a little chink beside the chimney let in a ray of light.
“Maybe it goes to the middle
of the earth,” said Andy from below. “No,
here’s the bottom at last.”
Soon Hortense stood behind him.
Gradually, as their eyes became accustomed to the
dark, they could see a little.
“Here’s the way,” said Andy at last.
“But here’s another passage,” said
Hortense.
“We’ll try mine first,” said Andy.
They had walked only a few steps when they came to
a wooden panel.
“It’s like the one that
I crawled through the other day,” said Andy.
“Help me to move it.”
It moved slowly, but finally they
raised it until they could crawl through.
“I believe this is the chute I came down when
you found me,” said Andy.
He stood up.
“There’s the basement
window,” he said, “and here’s the
little door I crawled through. Now we can get
out.”
“We must see where the other way goes first,”
Hortense reminded him.
“I’d forgotten,” said Andy.
Back they went to the foot of the
ladder and then down the other way which grew smaller
and smaller and suddenly stopped.
“Let’s go back, there’s nothing
here,” said Hortense.
Andy stood still, absorbed in thought.
“It can’t end in nothing,”
said he. “Who would dig a tunnel to nowhere?”
He felt the end of the passage with his hands.
“It’s wood,” he
announced. “It must be a door. Yes,
here’s a little latch.”
He opened the little door and, lying
on his stomach, looked down the tunnel beyond.
It was neatly fashioned and quite light but curved
away in the distance so that the end was not visible only
a shining bit of the wall.
Hortense spoke the thought of both.
“If we were only small enough
to go down it and see where it leads,” said
she.
But alas, it was far too small for that.
“Probably Jeremiah goes through
it,” said Hortense. “Where do you
suppose it goes?”
“Perhaps to the middle of the
earth, or to a cave filled with diamonds and gold,”
said Andy.
“Or maybe to the home of the fairies.”
“Well, we can’t know, so there’s
no use thinking of it.”
“Still, if we watched it sometimes,
we might see who goes down it,” Hortense suggested
hopefully, “and if it were a fairy, we might
talk with him.”
“We might do that,” Andy agreed.
“But probably they’d know we were watching
and keep hid.”
They returned the way they had come,
crawled through the wooden box. Into the basement,
and went to the head of the cellar stairs.
“I’ll see if Aunt Esmerelda
is asleep,” said Hortense. “If she
is, we’ll tiptoe across the kitchen, get some
cookies, and eat them in the barn.”
She opened the door cautiously and
peeped in. Sure enough, Aunt Esmerelda was asleep
in her chair with her apron thrown over her head.
Hortense motioned to Andy and they crept quietly across
the kitchen to the door, Hortense pausing a moment
’on the way to fill her pockets with cookies.
They ran unseen to the barn and climbed
to the haymow where they ate the cookies. Hortense
was deep in thought all the time.
“To-night,” she announced
at last, “we’ll hide in the little room
we found. You can come in by the basement window
and climb up the ladder. I’ll go up by
way of the attic. Whom shall I bring?”
“Alligator would be too big,”
said Andy. “Besides, he’s likely to
swallow things, he has such a terrible appetite.”
“And Lowboy is so fat he might
get stuck going down the chimney.”
“Coal and Ember are always likely
to growl and give us away.”
“That leaves only Owl, Highboy,
and Malay Kris,” said Andy.
“Owl’s eyes shine so we’d
better not have him,” Hortense added.
So it was agreed that that night Hortense
should bring only Highboy and Malay Kris with her.
“You won’t be afraid to
climb the ladder all alone in the dark?” Hortense
asked.
“Well,” said Andy, “I’ll come
anyhow.”
Hortense clapped her hands.
“That’s just what Grandfather
says to do,” said she. “I wish I were
brave.”
“You are,” exclaimed Andy.
“No, I’m not, because I have a charm.
See, this little ivory monkey.”
She pulled out the charm from the neck of her dress.
“While I wear this, nothing can happen to me.
It’s lucky.”
“I don’t believe in charms,” said
Andy.
Hortense was displeased at his doubt.
“Well, you’ll see,” said she.
It was nearly sundown; so Andy ran
home, and Hortense returned to the house to change
her dress for supper.
Said she to Highboy, “To-night
you and Malay Kris and I are going to hide in the
secret room in the attic. There Andy will join
us, and we will watch for Jeremiah and the other.”
“I do not wish to see Jeremiah or the other,”
said Highboy.
“Nevertheless, you must come,” said Hortense
firmly.
“Alas,” mourned Highboy.
“Never again will I stand on a good Brussels
carpet and see the sunshine pour in the south window.
Many a sad year shall I weep for the last embraces
of my brother Lowboy and the dull life of home.”
Hortense was struck to admiration by these moving
words.
“How lovely,” said she. “I
didn’t know you wrote poetry.”
“I have a drawer full,” said Highboy,
perking up a bit.
“Then you must surely come,”
Hortense urged. “You might be captured,
or something, and then you could be dreadfully melancholy
and write the beautifullest poetry!”
“True,” said Highboy. “Sorrow
is the food of poets.”
Consequently, when all was still and
Grandfather and Grandmother were safely in bed, Highboy
went willingly enough with Hortense down the dark
silent stairs and past Grandmother’s sitting
room.
“May I not say a farewell to
Lowboy?” said Highboy with tears in his voice.
“Not at all,” said Hortense
briskly. “He might want to come, too.”
They went softly into the parlor,
and Hortense whispered to Malay Kris, telling him
of the night’s expedition.
“Good,” said Malay Kris.
“If I see the Cat or the other one, I’ll
slither through their bones.”
He spoke in a low, fierce voice and
jumped down lightly so as not to awaken Alligator,
who seemed to be asleep, but it was of no use.
Without opening his eyes, Alligator grunted,
“Where do I come in?”
“Why, you see,” said Hortense
embarrassed, “you’re so big you couldn’t
get into the little room nor climb down the ladder.”
“You mean I’m not wanted,”
said Alligator crossly. “Very well, I’ll
not go where I’m not asked. I’ll
hunt alone.”
“Dear me,” said Hortense,
“now he’ll go and swallow something he
shouldn’t.”
“Maybe I will and maybe I won’t,”
said Alligator. “It depends on my appetite.”
“Swallow me,” said Malay
Kris, “and I’ll show you a thing or two.
I’ll run you as full of holes as a colander.”
“You’re not to my taste,”
said Alligator, yawning horribly. “If I
cared to, I would.”
Malay Kris glared at Alligator, but
as it was of no use to attack his thick hide, which
was as tough as iron, he did nothing more and Hortense
dragged him away.
“Save your wrath,” she said.
“I have so much I don’t
need to save it,” said Malay Kris. “The
more I spend, the more I have.”
Nevertheless he came obediently enough,
and Hortense and Highboy and Malay Kris climbed to
the attic, went through the trapdoor, and hid in the
little room. They left the door open a bit so
that they could see out, and all crouched on the upper
stair waiting for whatever was to come.
“What’s that?” said Malay Kris.
“I heard a sound.”
“It’s Andy, of course,”
said Hortense, running down the stairs. “I’d
almost forgotten him.”
Leaning over the hole beside the chimney,
she called in a soft voice, “Andy, Andy.”
“It’s me,” said Andy, and soon he
joined them.
“Why do we wait here?”
Malay Kris demanded. “How can you be sure
any one will come?”
“We can’t be sure, of
course,” Hortense said, “but it’s
likely because it’s a secret place. We
want to see who it is that goes with Jeremiah.
Highboy has seen him but doesn’t know his name.
He’s all shiny, and prickly, and hard.”
“Not too hard for me,”
Malay Kris boasted. “I’ll run him
through as though he were cheese.”
“It won’t be so bad, once
we see him,” Hortense observed. “A
thing is never so bad as you think it is beforehand.”
“Except castor oil,” said Andy. “That’s
worse.”
They all sat in silence, waiting for something to
happen.
“Unless it comes soon, I’ll
go out and look for it,” Malay Kris growled
after a time. “I rust with inaction.”
“Hush!” said Hortense.
They heard the swift patter of feet
on the attic stairs and across the floor.
“Only Jeremiah,” Hortense
whispered disappointedly, peeping out of the crack
in the door. But immediately after came the clatter
of metal and a bright round figure ran up the ladder
after Jeremiah and disappeared through the cupola
window.
Hortense clapped her hands softly.
“I knew it!” she exclaimed, full of excitement.
“What did you know?” Andy asked.
“It’s the Grater! The one that hangs
in Aunt Esmerelda’s kitchen.”
“Let me see him!” cried Malay Kris.
On the roof above their heads, light footsteps pattered
rhythmically.
“I do believe they’re dancing!”
Hortense said.
They ran to the ladder and scrambled up.
“Careful! We mustn’t let them see
us,” Hortense warned.
Cautiously they peeped over the window
ledge. Below them on the roof, Jeremiah and Grater
were dancing outrageously. The Cat pranced on
his hind legs, and Grater leaped and spun like a top,
so that his sides glittered in the moonlight.
“He’s wearing armor,”
said Malay Kris. “H’m, he won’t
be so easy as I thought. However, I’ll
have a try.”
Hortense laid a hand on his shoulder.
“Not now,” she said. “Let’s
wait.”
Grater began to sing in a harsh voice.
As Hortense listened to the words, she hastily put
her hand to her throat to make sure that the little
monkey charm was safe, for it was certain the words
referred to it.
I’ll have the charm That
saves from harm; The charm I’ll have And
make her slave; It’s on her neck, And
I expect She’ll die of fear When I
come near. On her I’ll grate As
sure as fate.
This was certainly a disagreeable
prospect, for Grater must prove very scratchy indeed.
“I surely must keep away from him,” Hortense
reflected.
She forgot her fear of Grater in a
moment, however, for there was a noise as of claws
on the attic floor, and the movement of a heavy body.
“It’s Alligator!” she said aloud.
“Yes, it’s me,”
Alligator answered. “Don’t anybody
try to stop me. I know that Cat’s upon
the roof, and I mean to have him. I’ll swallow
him whole.”
“The Cat is dancing with Grater,”
said Hortense, “and Grater is a terrible person.
You daren’t swallow him, for he’s all hard
and covered with sharp points.”
“I am myself,” Alligator
said. “I’ll look him over, but it’s
the Cat I want. Warm and soft, he’ll be.”
Alligator started up the ladder, and
Hortense and the others pressed aside to let him pass.
Softly he slid out of the window upon the roof and
was half way down it before the Cat saw him.
Jeremiah, with a howl, leaped to the
top of the chimney, his back arched, his tail as large
as a fox’s brush.
Grater, who was a nimble fellow for
all that he looked so clumsy, after one glance at
Alligator ran quickly around to the other side of the
roof, and Alligator, with the slow, relentless movement
of a traction engine, continued after Jeremiah.
Jeremiah remembered his former unhappy experience,
apparently, for with one despairing meow he disappeared
down the chimney. They could hear him falling
slowly, his claws scratching the bricks. As he
fell, his cries grew fainter and fainter. As
for Alligator, he stood with his short forelegs resting
on the chimney top, the picture of disappointment.
Hortense and the others were so absorbed
in this interesting scene that they had quite forgotten
Grater. His sudden appearance at the window so
surprised them that all four slid down the ladder in
a panic.
“Quick, the trapdoor!” Hortense cried.
“Let me fight him!” Malay Kris begged.
“No, no, not here!” Hortense said and
pushed him before her.
Down the ladder they went as fast
as they could, which wasn’t very fast, for the
iron rungs were slippery and Hortense had to feel for
each one with her feet. Highboy was before her
and once she stepped on his fingers.
“Ouch!” Highboy cried, and stopped to
put his fingers in his mouth.
“Do hurry,” Hortense begged,
for she could hear Grater above her, already beginning
to descend.
But Highboy was distressingly slow. Grater came
nearer and nearer.
“Oh, dear!” Hortense said
to herself, “he’ll catch me in a moment
and take my charm.”
Then she had an inspiration.
Quickly unclasping the charm, she reached down to
Highboy and said, “Swallow this, quick!”
“Is it can,”
Highboy began but could say no more, for she crammed
it into his mouth.
“I’m sure it’s indigestible,”
Highboy complained, “and it wasn’t sweet.
I don’t like it.”
“Hurry!” Hortense cried,
for at last they were at the bottom where they could
crawl through the door into the cellar.
Grater was so close that his hand
was upon Hortense’s foot. She jerked herself
free and in a flash was up the cellar stairs and in
the kitchen.
Malay Kris turned indignantly to Hortense.
“Why didn’t you let me at him?”
he demanded.
There was time for no further words.
Grater was upon them, and Malay Kris, with a glad
cry, hurled himself at his foe. It was a grand
fight, but short. Malay Kris bore Grater to the
floor, locked fast in a deadly embrace.
“Let me up!” said Grater in a weak, hoarse
voice. “You’re hurting me.”
But Malay Kris, try as he might, could
not do so. He had pinned his foe to the floor
so securely that he, himself, was stuck fast.
Andy, Highboy, and Hortense, all lent a hand but could
not free him.
“Never mind,” said Malay
Kris, “I like the feel of this fellow and don’t
mind staying all night.”
Whatever would Grandfather say, Hortense wondered.
There was nothing to do but leave
Malay Kris to enjoy his victim. Hortense, after
leading Andy out the door, ran up to her room with
Highboy, who said he was too excited to sleep and that
he would compose poetry all night. Hortense slept
very well, however, and in the morning when she began
to dress remembered her charm.
“Give me my charm, Highboy,” said she.
“In the top drawer,” said Highboy.
Sure enough, there it was, and Hortense
fastened it hastily about her neck and ran down to
breakfast, which wasn’t ready.
“Aunt Esmerelda wouldn’t
cook breakfast this morning, and Mary is preparing
it,” Grandmother explained.
“Aunt Esmerelda is afraid of
spooks,” said Grandfather, laughing. “Indeed,
I don’t know how to explain it myself. What
do you suppose we found this morning? That Malay
kris of which I told you, that hangs in the parlor,
was thrust through the grater and buried so deep in
the kitchen floor that Fergus and I could hardly get
it out.”
Mary, bringing breakfast, announced,
“Jeremiah’s shut up somewhere
again. We can hear his cries but can’t
tell where he is.”
“Not in the sofa again, I hope,” said
Grandfather.
“Not there,” said Mary. “He
sounds as if he were in the chimney.”
“Impossible,” said Grandfather.
“But then, impossible things happen every day
in this house. We’ll have breakfast first,
at any rate.”
After breakfast Grandfather, Fergus,
and Uncle Jonah found the place in the chimney where
Jeremiah was caught and, knocking in a hole, let him
out.
Very dirty he was, all covered with
soot, and very much ashamed. He hurried away
with lowered head and tail and didn’t reappear
until he had cleaned his coat.
Even then he would not look at Hortense,
try as she would to catch his eye.