The Jinks Club was having its weekly
meeting, and all of the members were present.
“I think,” the President
was saying, “that we ought to do something that’s
of some use. It’s all very well to cut up
jinks to have fun, and we did have a lot of fun on
the straw ride last week; but I mean we ought to do
some real good in the world.”
“But how could we, King?”
said Marjorie, looking at her brother in awe.
“There are lots of ways!”
declared King. “We might do something public-spirited
or charitable.”
“I think so, too,” said
Dick Fulton. “My father was talking last
night about the selfishness of citizens.”
“Goodness, Dick,” said his sister, “we’re
not citizens!”
“Yes, we are, Gladys. Why
aren’t we? Everybody born in America is
a citizen, whether old or young.”
“I never dreamed I was a citizen,”
said Gladys, giggling. “Did you, Kit?”
“No,” said Kitty; “but
I’d just as lieve be. Wouldn’t you,
Dorothy?”
“Yes, indeed. It’s
nice to be citizens. Sort of patriotic, you know.”
“Well,” said Midget, “if
we’re citizens, let’s do citizens’
work. What do they do, King?”
“Oh, they vote, and ”
“But we can’t vote.
Of course we girls never can, but you boys can’t
for years yet. Don’t be silly.”
“Well, there are other things
besides voting,” said Dick. “Some
citizens have big meetings and make speeches.”
“Now you’re silly,”
said Kingdon. “We can’t make speeches
any more than we can vote. But there must be
things that young folks can do.”
“We could have a fair and make
money for the heathen,” volunteered Gladys.
“That’s too much like
work,” said King. “Besides, we’re
all going to be in the Bazaar in December, and we
don’t want to copy that! And, anyway, I
mean something more more political than
that.”
“I don’t know anything
about politics,” declared Marjorie, “and
you don’t, either!”
“I do, too. Father told
me all about the different parties and platforms and
everything.”
“Let’s have a platform,”
said Kitty. “You boys can build it.”
King laughed at this, but, as the
others had only a hazy idea of what a political platform
was, Kitty’s suggestion was not heeded.
“I’ll tell you,”
said Dick. “When Father was talking last
night, he said if our citizens were public-spirited,
they’d form a Village Improvement Society, and
fix up the streets and beautify the park and the common,
and keep their lawns in better order.”
“Now you’re talking!”
cried King. “That’s the sort of thing
I mean. And we children could be a little Village
Improvement Society ourselves. Of course we couldn’t
do much, but we could make a start, and then grown-up
people might take the notion and do it themselves.”
“I think it would be lovely,”
said Marjorie. “We could plant flowers in
the middle of the common, and we’d all water
them and weed them, and keep them in lovely order.”
“We couldn’t plant flowers
till next spring,” said Gladys. “October’s
no time to plant flowers.”
“It’s not a very good
time for such work, anyway,” said Dick, “for
most of the improvement is planting things, and mowing
grass, and like that. But there are other things,
’cause Father said that such a society could
make all the people who live here keep their sidewalks
clean and not have any ashes or rubbish anywhere about.”
“I think it’s great,”
said King. “I move we go right bang! into
it, and that we first change the name of the Jinks
Club to the Village Improvement Society. Then
let’s keep just the same officers, and everything,
and go right ahead and improve.”
“Yes,” said Marjorie,
“and then whenever we want to turn back again
to the Jinks Club, why, we can.”
“Oh, we won’t want to
turn back,” said King, confidently; “the
other’ll be more fun.”
“All right,” said Dick.
“I’m secretary, so I’ll make out
a list of what we can do. How much money is there
in the treasury, Midget?”
“Sixty cents,” said Marjorie, promptly.
“Huh! Just what we paid in to-day.”
“Yes, you know we spent last week’s money
going on a trolley ride.”
“So we did. Well, we’ll
have to have more cash, if we’re going to improve
this town much.”
“Then I can’t belong,”
said Marjorie, decidedly. “I’ve got
to begin now to save money for Christmas. I’d
rather have it for that than plant flower beds.”
“A nice citizen you are!”
growled King. “But,” he added, “I
haven’t any extra money, either. Christmas
is coming, and that’s a fact!”
“Father’ll give us Christmas money,”
said Kitty.
“Yes; but he likes to have us
save some of our allowance, too. He says it makes
better gifts.”
“Well,” said Dick, “let’s
do things that don’t cost money, then. Father
said the streets and lanes ought to be kept in better
order. Let’s go around and pick up the
old cans and things.”
“No, thank you,” said
Marjorie, turning up her small nose. “I’m
no ragpicker.”
“I wouldn’t do that, either,”
said Gladys; “that is, unless I had a horse
and cart. A pony-cart, I mean; not a dump-cart.
But, Dick, I heard Father talking last night, too;
and he said a society like that would send out letters
to the citizens, asking them to keep their yards in
better order.”
“That’s the ticket, Gladys!”
cried Kingdon, admiringly. “You’ve
struck it now. Of course that’s the way
to accomplish what we are after, in a dignified manner.
Let’s write a lot of those letters, and then
when the people fix their places all up, we’ll
say that we started the movement.”
“All right,” said Dick,
“I think that’s just what Father meant.
But he said ‘a circular letter.’
That means have it printed.”
“Oh, well, we can’t afford
to have it printed. Why, we can’t scrape
up postage for very many letters. Sixty cents;
that would mail thirty letters.”
“We can’t write more than
that,” said Marjorie. “That would
be five apiece for all of us. And I don’t
know as Kit and Dorothy write well enough, anyway.”
“Dorothy does,” said Kitty,
generously. “But I write like hen’s
tracks.”
“Well, you can write those that
don’t matter so much,” said Midge, kindly.
“I’ll tell you, Kitty, you can write the
one to Father.”
“Pooh, Father doesn’t
need any. Our place is always in order.”
“So is ours!” cried Dick. “And
ours!” piped up Dorothy.
“But don’t the citizens
all have to have letters?” asked Gladys.
“If you just pick out the ones who don’t
keep their lawns nice, they’ll be mad.”
“No, they won’t,”
said Dick; “or, if they are, why, let ’em
be mad.”
“I say so, too,” agreed
King. “If we write to the ones that need
writing to, we’ll have all we can do. Make
out a list of ’em, Dick.”
“Put down Mr. Bolton first,”
said Gladys. “He hasn’t mowed his
grass all summer. Father says his place is a
disgrace to the comminity.”
“Community, child,” corrected
her brother. “But old Bolton’s place
is awful. So is Crane’s.”
“Let’s write their letters
now, and see how they sound,” suggested King,
who was always in favor of quick action.
The club was meeting in the Maynards’
big playroom, so paper and pencils were handy.
“It ought to be in ink, I s’pose,”
said King, “but I hardly ever use it, it spills
about so. Let’s take pencil this time.”
After many suggestions and corrections
on the part of each of the interested members the
following letter was achieved:
“MR. BOLTON,
“Dear Sir: We wish
kindly to ask you to keep your place in better
order. We are trying to improve our fair city,
and how can we do it when places like yours are
a disgrace to the community? We trust you
will be nice about this, and not get mad, for
we mean well, and hope you are enjoying the same blessing.”
“That’s all right,”
said Marjorie, as Dick read it aloud. “Now,
what do we sign it?”
“Just sign it ‘The Village
Improvement Society,’ that’s all,”
said Gladys.
“Wait a minute,” said
King. “In all letters of this sort they
always abbreviate some words; it looks more business-like.”
“Mother hates abbreviations,”
said Marjorie; “she won’t let me say ’phone
for telephone, or auto for motor-car.”
“That’s different,”
said King. “She means in polite society;
talking, you know, or writing notes to your friends.”
“Isn’t a Village Improvement
Society a polite society?” asked Kitty.
“Yes, of course, sister.
But I don’t mean that. I mean, in a business
letter like this they always abbreviate some words.”
“Well, abbreviate ‘community,’
that’s the longest word,” suggested Dick.
“No, that isn’t the right
kind of a word to abbreviate. It ought to be
something like acc’t for account.”
“Oh, that kind? Well, perhaps
we can use that word in some other letter. But
can’t we do the abbreviating in the signature?
That’s pretty long.”
“So we can,” said King.
“Let’s sign it, ‘The Village Imp.
Society.’”
This was adopted, as it didn’t
occur to any of the children that the abbreviated
word might convey an unintended meaning.
Mr. Crane was attended to next, and,
as they warmed to their subject, his letter was a
little more peremptory. It ran:
“MR. CRANE,
“Dear Sir: We’re
improving our village, and, unless you fix up your
place pretty quick, we will call and argue with you.
On no acc’t let it go another week looking
as disreputibil as it now does. We mean well,
if you do; but if you don’t, beware!
“THE VILLAGE IMP.
SOCIETY.”
“That’s fine!” exclaimed
Gladys, as this effusion was read out. “Now,
let’s do two more, and then we can each take
one for a copy, and make a lot of them, just put different
names at the top, you know.”
“Let’s make a more gentle
one,” said Marjorie. “Those are all
right for men, but there’s old Mrs. Hill, she
ought to be told pleasantly to fix up her garden and
keep her pigs and chickens shut up. We almost
ran over a lot of them the other day.”
So a gentle petition was framed:
“DEAR MRS. HILL:
“Won’t you please be so
kind as to straighten out your garden a little?
We’d like to see it look neat like Mr. Fulton’s,
or Mr. Maynard’s, or Mr. Adams’.
Don’t go to too much trouble in this matter,
but just kill or shut up your pigs and chickens, and
we will all help you if need be.
“Lovingly yours,
“THE VILLAGE IMP.
SOCIETY.”
“That’s sweet,”
said Marjorie; “I like that ‘Lovingly yours’;
it shows we have no hard feelings.”
One more was framed, with a special
intent toward the shopkeepers:
“MR. GREEN:
“We wish to goodness you’d
keep your goods in better order. In front
of your store, on sidewalk and gutter, are old fruits,
potatoes, and sundry other things too old to be
quite nice. So spruce things up, and you
will be surprised at the result.
“Yours in good fellowship,
“THE VILLAGE IMP.
SOCIETY.”
“That’s a good business
one,” said Dick. “Sort of ‘man
to man,’ you know.”
“I don’t like it as well
as some of the others,” said Marjorie. “You
copy that, Dick, and I’ll copy the ‘lovingly’
one.”
Each took a model, and all set to
work, except Kitty and Dorothy, who were exempt, as
their penmanship was not very legible.
“I’m tired,” announced
Dick, after an hour’s work. “Let’s
stop where we are.”
“All right,” said King.
“We’ve enough for the first week, I think.
If these work pretty good, we’ll do more next
Saturday.”
They had sixteen letters altogether,
addressed to the best and worst citizens of Rockwell,
and in high glee they started to the post-office to
buy their stamps.
Mrs. Maynard willingly gave permission
for them to go the short distance to the post-office,
and watched the six well-behaved children as they
walked off, two by two.
After the stamps were bought, and
the letters posted, they found they still had enough
in the treasury for soda water all round, lacking two
cents. King generously supplied the deficit, and
the six trooped into the drug store, and each selected
a favorite flavor.
The club meeting broke up after that,
and the children went to their homes, feeling that
they had greatly gained in importance since morning.
And indeed they had.
That same evening many of the Rockwell
people strolled down to the post-office for their
mail.
In the small town there were no carriers,
and the short trip to the post-office was deemed a
pleasure by most.
When Mr. Maynard arrived he was surprised
to find men gathered into small groups, talking in
loud and almost angry voices.
The pretty little stone building was
not large enough to hold them all, and knots of people
were on the steps and on the small grass plot in front.
“It’s outrageous!”
one man was saying. “I never heard of such
impudence in a civilized town!”
“Here comes Mr. Maynard now,”
said another, “let’s ask him.”
Mr. Maynard smiled pleasantly as the
belligerent ones approached him.
They were men whom he knew by name,
but they were not of his own social circle.
“Look here,” said John
Kellogg, “I’ve just got this ’ere
note, and some kid yonder says it’s the handwritin’
of your son, and I want ter know ef that’s so!”
“It certainly looks like my
son’s writing,” said Mr. Maynard, still
smiling pleasantly, though his heart sank as he wondered
what those children had been up to now.