“Guard! What place is this?”
“Mugby Junction, sir.”
“A windy place!”
“Yes, it mostly is, sir.”
“And looks comfortless indeed!”
“Yes, it generally does, sir.”
“Is it a rainy night still?”
“Pours, sir.”
“Open the door. I’ll get out.”
“You’ll have, sir,”
said the guard, glistening with drops of wet, and
looking at the tearful face of his watch by the light
of his lantern as the traveller descended, “three
minutes here.”
“More, I think. For I am not going
on.”
“Thought you had a through ticket, sir?”
“So I have, but I shall sacrifice the rest of
it. I want my luggage.”
“Please to come to the van and
point it out, sir. Be good enough to look very
sharp, sir. Not a moment to spare.”
The guard hurried to the luggage van,
and the traveller hurried after him. The guard
got into it, and the traveller looked into it.
“Those two large black portmanteaus
in the corner where your light shines. Those
are mine.”
“Name upon ’em, sir?”
“Barbox Brothers.”
“Stand clear, sir, if you please. One.
Two. Right!”
Lamp waved. Signal lights ahead
already changing. Shriek from engine. Train
gone.
“Mugby Junction!” said
the traveller, pulling up the woollen muffler round
his throat with both hands. “At past three
o’clock of a tempestuous morning! So!”
He spoke to himself. There was
no one else to speak to. Perhaps, though there
had been any one else to speak to, he would have preferred
to speak to himself. Speaking to himself he
spoke to a man within five years of fifty either way,
who had turned grey too soon, like a neglected fire;
a man of pondering habit, brooding carriage of the
head, and suppressed internal voice; a man with many
indications on him of having been much alone.
He stood unnoticed on the dreary platform,
except by the rain and by the wind. Those two
vigilant assailants made a rush at him. “Very
well,” said he, yielding. “It signifies
nothing to me to what quarter I turn my face.”
Thus, at Mugby Junction, at past three
o’clock of a tempestuous morning, the traveller
went where the weather drove him.
Not but what he could make a stand
when he was so minded, for, coming to the end of the
roofed shelter (it is of considerable extent at Mugby
Junction), and looking out upon the dark night, with
a yet darker spirit-wing of storm beating its wild
way through it, he faced about, and held his own as
ruggedly in the difficult direction as he had held
it in the easier one. Thus, with a steady step,
the traveller went up and down, up and down, up and
down, seeking nothing and finding it.
A place replete with shadowy shapes,
this Mugby Junction in the black hours of the four-and-twenty.
Mysterious goods trains, covered with palls and gliding
on like vast weird funerals, conveying themselves
guiltily away from the presence of the few lighted
lamps, as if their freight had come to a secret and
unlawful end. Half-miles of coal pursuing in
a Detective manner, following when they lead, stopping
when they stop, backing when they back. Red-hot
embers showering out upon the ground, down this dark
avenue, and down the other, as if torturing fires
were being raked clear; concurrently, shrieks and groans
and grinds invading the ear, as if the tortured were
at the height of their suffering. Iron-barred
cages full of cattle jangling by midway, the drooping
beasts with horns entangled, eyes frozen with terror,
and mouths too: at least they have long icicles
(or what seem so) hanging from their lips. Unknown
languages in the air, conspiring in red, green, and
white characters. An earthquake, accompanied
with thunder and lightning, going up express to London.
Now, all quiet, all rusty, wind and rain in possession,
lamps extinguished, Mugby Junction dead and indistinct,
with its robe drawn over its head, like Cæsar.
Now, too, as the belated traveller
plodded up and down, a shadowy train went by him in
the gloom which was no other than the train of a life.
From whatsoever intangible deep cutting or dark tunnel
it emerged, here it came, unsummoned and unannounced,
stealing upon him, and passing away into obscurity.
Here mournfully went by a child who had never had
a childhood or known a parent, inseparable from a
youth with a bitter sense of his namelessness, coupled
to a man the enforced business of whose best years
had been distasteful and oppressive, linked to an ungrateful
friend, dragging after him a woman once beloved.
Attendant, with many a clank and wrench, were lumbering
cares, dark meditations, huge dim disappointments,
monotonous years, a long jarring line of the discords
of a solitary and unhappy existence.
“ Yours, sir?”
The traveller recalled his eyes from
the waste into which they had been staring, and fell
back a step or so under the abruptness, and perhaps
the chance appropriateness, of the question.
“Oh! My thoughts were
not here for the moment. Yes. Yes.
Those two portmanteaus are mine. Are you a
Porter?”
“On Porter’s wages, sir. But I am
Lamps.”
The traveller looked a little confused.
“Who did you say you are?”
“Lamps, sir,” showing an oily cloth in
his hand, as farther explanation.
“Surely, surely. Is there any hotel or
tavern here?”
“Not exactly here, sir.
There is a Refreshment Room here, but ”
Lamps, with a mighty serious look, gave his head
a warning roll that plainly added “but
it’s a blessed circumstance for you that it’s
not open.”
“You couldn’t recommend it, I see, if
it was available?”
“Ask your pardon, sir. If it was ?”
“Open?”
“It ain’t my place, as
a paid servant of the company, to give my opinion
on any of the company’s toepics,” he
pronounced it more like toothpicks, “beyond
lamp-île and cottons,” returned Lamps in
a confidential tone; “but, speaking as a man,
I wouldn’t recommend my father (if he was to
come to life again) to go and try how he’d be
treated at the Refreshment Room. Not speaking
as a man, no, I would not.”
The traveller nodded conviction.
“I suppose I can put up in the town? There
is a town here?” For the traveller (though a
stay-at-home compared with most travellers) had been,
like many others, carried on the steam winds and the
iron tides through that Junction before, without having
ever, as one might say, gone ashore there.
“Oh yes, there’s a town,
sir! Anyways, there’s town enough to put
up in. But,” following the glance of the
other at his luggage, “this is a very dead time
of the night with us, sir. The deadest time.
I might a’most call it our deadest and buriedest
time.”
“No porters about?”
“Well, sir, you see,”
returned Lamps, confidential again, “they in
general goes off with the gas. That’s how
it is. And they seem to have overlooked you,
through your walking to the furder end of the platform.
But, in about twelve minutes or so, she may be up.”
“Who may be up?”
“The three forty-two, sir.
She goes off in a sidin’ till the Up X passes,
and then she” here an air of hopeful
vagueness pervaded Lamps “does all
as lays in her power.”
“I doubt if I comprehend the arrangement.”
“I doubt if anybody do, sir.
She’s a Parliamentary, sir. And, you see,
a Parliamentary, or a Skirmishun ”
“Do you mean an Excursion?”
“That’s it, sir. A
Parliamentary or a Skirmishun, she mostly does
go off into a sidin’. But, when she can
get a chance, she’s whistled out of it, and
she’s whistled up into doin’ all as,” Lamps
again wore the air of a highly sanguine man who hoped
for the best, “all as lays in her
power.”
He then explained that the porters
on duty, being required to be in attendance on the
Parliamentary matron in question, would doubtless turn
up with the gas. In the meantime, if the gentleman
would not very much object to the smell of lamp-oil,
and would accept the warmth of his little room The
gentleman, being by this time very cold, instantly
closed with the proposal.
A greasy little cabin it was, suggestive,
to the sense of smell, of a cabin in a Whaler.
But there was a bright fire burning in its rusty
grate, and on the floor there stood a wooden stand
of newly trimmed and lighted lamps, ready for carriage
service. They made a bright show, and their
light, and the warmth, accounted for the popularity
of the room, as borne witness to by many impressions
of velveteen trousers on a form by the fire, and many
rounded smears and smudges of stooping velveteen shoulders
on the adjacent wall. Various untidy shelves
accommodated a quantity of lamps and oil-cans, and
also a fragrant collection of what looked like the
pocket-handkerchiefs of the whole lamp family.
As Barbox Brothers (so to call the
traveller on the warranty of his luggage) took his
seat upon the form, and warmed his now ungloved hands
at the fire, he glanced aside at a little deal desk,
much blotched with ink, which his elbow touched.
Upon it were some scraps of coarse paper, and a superannuated
steel pen in very reduced and gritty circumstances.
From glancing at the scraps of paper,
he turned involuntarily to his host, and said, with
some roughness:
“Why, you are never a poet, man?”
Lamps had certainly not the conventional
appearance of one, as he stood modestly rubbing his
squab nose with a handkerchief so exceedingly oily,
that he might have been in the act of mistaking himself
for one of his charges. He was a spare man of
about the Barbox Brothers time of life, with his features
whimsically drawn upward as if they were attracted
by the roots of his hair. He had a peculiarly
shining transparent complexion, probably occasioned
by constant oleaginous application; and his attractive
hair, being cut short, and being grizzled, and standing
straight up on end as if it in its turn were attracted
by some invisible magnet above it, the top of his
head was not very unlike a lamp-wick.
“But, to be sure, it’s
no business of mine,” said Barbox Brothers.
“That was an impertinent observation on my
part. Be what you like.”
“Some people, sir,” remarked
Lamps in a tone of apology, “are sometimes what
they don’t like.”
“Nobody knows that better than
I do,” sighed the other. “I have
been what I don’t like, all my life.”
“When I first took, sir,”
resumed Lamps, “to composing little Comic-Songs like ”
Barbox Brothers eyed him with great disfavour.
“ To composing little
Comic-Songs-like and what was more hard to
singing ’em afterwards,” said Lamps, “it
went against the grain at that time, it did indeed.”
Something that was not all oil here
shining in Lamps’s eye, Barbox Brothers withdrew
his own a little disconcerted, looked at the fire,
and put a foot on the top bar. “Why did
you do it, then?” he asked after a short pause;
abruptly enough, but in a softer tone. “If
you didn’t want to do it, why did you do it?
Where did you sing them? Public-house?”
To which Mr. Lamps returned the curious reply:
“Bedside.”
At this moment, while the traveller
looked at him for elucidation, Mugby Junction started
suddenly, trembled violently, and opened its gas eyes.
“She’s got up!” Lamps announced,
excited. “What lays in her power is sometimes
more, and sometimes less; but it’s laid in her
power to get up to-night, by George!”
The legend “Barbox Brothers,”
in large white letters on two black surfaces, was
very soon afterwards trundling on a truck through a
silent street, and, when the owner of the legend had
shivered on the pavement half an hour, what time the
porter’s knocks at the Inn Door knocked up the
whole town first, and the Inn last, he groped his way
into the close air of a shut-up house, and so groped
between the sheets of a shut-up bed that seemed to
have been expressly refrigerated for him when last
made.