The day was by this time waning, when
the gate again opened, and, with the brilliant golden
light that streamed from the declining sun and touched
the very bars of the sooty creature’s den, there
passed in a little child; a little girl with beautiful
bright hair. She wore a plain straw hat, had
a door-key in her hand, and tripped towards Mr. Traveller
as if she were pleased to see him and were going to
repose some childish confidence in him, when she caught
sight of the figure behind the bars, and started back
in terror.
“Don’t be alarmed, darling!”
said Mr. Traveller, taking her by the hand.
“Oh, but I don’t like
it!” urged the shrinking child; “it’s
dreadful.”
“Well! I don’t like it either,”
said Mr. Traveller.
“Who has put it there?” asked the little
girl. “Does it bite?”
“No, only barks.
But can’t you make up your mind to see it, my
dear?” For she was covering her eyes.
“O no no no!” returned the child.
“I cannot bear to look at it!”
Mr. Traveller turned his head towards
his friend in there, as much as to ask him how he
liked that instance of his success, and then took the
child out at the still open gate, and stood talking
to her for some half an hour in the mellow sunlight.
At length he returned, encouraging her as she held
his arm with both her hands; and laying his protecting
hand upon her head and smoothing her pretty hair,
he addressed his friend behind the bars as follows:
Miss Pupford’s establishment
for six young ladies of tender years, is an establishment
of a compact nature, an establishment in miniature,
quite a pocket establishment. Miss Pupford,
Miss Pupford’s assistant with the Parisian accent,
Miss Pupford’s cook, and Miss Pupford’s
housemaid, complete what Miss Pupford calls the educational
and domestic staff of her Lilliputian College.
Miss Pupford is one of the most amiable
of her sex; it necessarily follows that she possesses
a sweet temper, and would own to the possession of
a great deal of sentiment if she considered it quite
reconcilable with her duty to parents. Deeming
it not in the bond, Miss Pupford keeps it as far out
of sight as she can which (God bless her!)
is not very far.
Miss Pupford’s assistant with
the Parisian accent, may be regarded as in some sort
an inspired lady, for she never conversed with a Parisian,
and was never out of England except once
in the pleasure-boat Lively, in the foreign waters
that ebb and flow two miles off Margate at high water.
Even under those geographically favourable circumstances
for the acquisition of the French language in its
utmost politeness and purity, Miss Pupford’s
assistant did not fully profit by the opportunity;
for the pleasure-boat, Lively, so strongly asserted
its title to its name on that occasion, that she was
reduced to the condition of lying in the bottom of
the boat pickling in brine as if she were
being salted down for the use of the Navy undergoing
at the same time great mental alarm, corporeal distress,
and clear-starching derangement.
When Miss Pupford and her assistant
first foregathered, is not known to men, or pupils.
But, it was long ago. A belief would have established
itself among pupils that the two once went to school
together, were it not for the difficulty and audacity
of imagining Miss Pupford born without mittens, and
without a front, and without a bit of gold wire among
her front teeth, and without little dabs of powder
on her neat little face and nose. Indeed, whenever
Miss Pupford gives a little lecture on the mythology
of the misguided heathens (always carefully excluding
Cupid from recognition), and tells how Minerva sprang,
perfectly equipped, from the brain of Jupiter, she
is half supposed to hint, “So I myself came
into the world, completely up in Pinnock, Mangnall,
Tables, and the use of the Globes.”
Howbeit, Miss Pupford and Miss Pupford’s
assistant are old old friends. And it is thought
by pupils that, after pupils are gone to bed, they
even call one another by their christian names in
the quiet little parlour. For, once upon a time
on a thunderous afternoon, when Miss Pupford fainted
away without notice, Miss Pupford’s assistant
(never heard, before or since, to address her otherwise
than as Miss Pupford) ran to her, crying out, “My
dearest Euphemia!” And Euphemia is Miss Pupford’s
christian name on the sampler (date picked out) hanging
up in the College-hall, where the two peacocks, terrified
to death by some German text that is waddling down-hill
after them out of a cottage, are scuttling away to
hide their profiles in two immense bean-stalks growing
out of flower-pots.
Also, there is a notion latent among
pupils, that Miss Pupford was once in love, and that
the beloved object still moves upon this ball.
Also, that he is a public character, and a personage
of vast consequence. Also, that Miss Pupford’s
assistant knows all about it. For, sometimes
of an afternoon when Miss Pupford has been reading
the paper through her little gold eye-glass (it is
necessary to read it on the spot, as the boy calls
for it, with ill-conditioned punctuality, in an hour),
she has become agitated, and has said to her assistant
“G!” Then Miss Pupford’s assistant
has gone to Miss Pupford, and Miss Pupford has pointed
out, with her eye-glass, G in the paper, and then
Miss Pupford’s assistant has read about G, and
has shown sympathy. So stimulated has the pupil-mind
been in its time to curiosity on the subject of G,
that once, under temporary circumstances favourable
to the bold sally, one fearless pupil did actually
obtain possession of the paper, and range all over
it in search of G, who had been discovered therein
by Miss Pupford not ten minutes before. But
no G could be identified, except one capital offender
who had been executed in a state of great hardihood,
and it was not to be supposed that Miss Pupford could
ever have loved him. Besides, he couldn’t
be always being executed. Besides, he got into
the paper again, alive, within a month.
On the whole, it is suspected by the
pupil-mind that G is a short chubby old gentleman,
with little black sealing-wax boots up to his knees,
whom a sharply observant pupil, Miss Linx, when she
once went to Tunbridge Wells with Miss Pupford for
the holidays, reported on her return (privately and
confidentially) to have seen come capering up to Miss
Pupford on the Promenade, and to have detected in the
act of squeezing Miss Pupford’s hand, and to
have heard pronounce the words, “Cruel Euphemia,
ever thine!” or something like that.
Miss Linx hazarded a guess that he might be House
of Commons, or Money Market, or Court Circular, or
Fashionable Movements; which would account for his
getting into the paper so often. But, it was
fatally objected by the pupil-mind, that none of those
notabilities could possibly be spelt with a G.
There are other occasions, closely
watched and perfectly comprehended by the pupil-mind,
when Miss Pupford imparts with mystery to her assistant
that there is special excitement in the morning paper.
These occasions are, when Miss Pupford finds an old
pupil coming out under the head of Births, or Marriages.
Affectionate tears are invariably seen in Miss Pupford’s
meek little eyes when this is the case; and the pupil-mind,
perceiving that its order has distinguished itself though
the fact is never mentioned by Miss Pupford becomes
elevated, and feels that it likewise is reserved for
greatness.
Miss Pupford’s assistant with
the Parisian accent has a little more bone than Miss
Pupford, but is of the same trim orderly diminutive
cast, and, from long contemplation, admiration, and
imitation of Miss Pupford, has grown like her.
Being entirely devoted to Miss Pupford, and having
a pretty talent for pencil-drawing, she once made
a portrait of that lady: which was so instantly
identified and hailed by the pupils, that it was done
on stone at five shillings. Surely the softest
and milkiest stone that ever was quarried, received
that likeness of Miss Pupford! The lines of
her placid little nose are so undecided in it that
strangers to the work of art are observed to be exceedingly
perplexed as to where the nose goes to, and involuntarily
feel their own noses in a disconcerted manner.
Miss Pupford being represented in a state of dejection
at an open window, ruminating over a bowl of gold
fish, the pupil-mind has settled that the bowl was
presented by G, and that he wreathed the bowl with
flowers of soul, and that Miss Pupford is depicted
as waiting for him on a memorable occasion when he
was behind his time.
The approach of the last Midsummer
holidays had a particular interest for the pupil-mind,
by reason of its knowing that Miss Pupford was bidden,
on the second day of those holidays, to the nuptials
of a former pupil. As it was impossible to conceal
the fact so extensive were the dress-making
preparations Miss Pupford openly announced
it. But, she held it due to parents to make
the announcement with an air of gentle melancholy,
as if marriage were (as indeed it exceptionally has
been) rather a calamity. With an air of softened
resignation and pity, therefore, Miss Pupford went
on with her preparations: and meanwhile no pupil
ever went up-stairs, or came down, without peeping
in at the door of Miss Pupford’s bedroom (when
Miss Pupford wasn’t there), and bringing back
some surprising intelligence concerning the bonnet.
The extensive preparations being completed
on the day before the holidays, an unanimous entreaty
was preferred to Miss Pupford by the pupil-mind finding
expression through Miss Pupford’s assistant that
she would deign to appear in all her splendour.
Miss Pupford consenting, presented a lovely spectacle.
And although the oldest pupil was barely thirteen,
every one of the six became in two minutes perfect
in the shape, cut, colour, price, and quality, of
every article Miss Pupford wore.
Thus delightfully ushered in, the
holidays began. Five of the six pupils kissed
little Kitty Kimmeens twenty times over (round total,
one hundred times, for she was very popular), and
so went home. Miss Kitty Kimmeens remained behind,
for her relations and friends were all in India, far
away. A self-helpful steady little child is Miss
Kitty Kimmeens: a dimpled child too, and a loving.
So, the great marriage-day came, and
Miss Pupford, quite as much fluttered as any bride
could be (G! thought Miss Kitty Kimmeens), went away,
splendid to behold, in the carriage that was sent for
her. But not Miss Pupford only went away; for
Miss Pupford’s assistant went away with her,
on a dutiful visit to an aged uncle though
surely the venerable gentleman couldn’t live
in the gallery of the church where the marriage was
to be, thought Miss Kitty Kimmeens and yet
Miss Pupford’s assistant had let out that she
was going there. Where the cook was going, didn’t
appear, but she generally conveyed to Miss Kimmeens
that she was bound, rather against her will, on a
pilgrimage to perform some pious office that rendered
new ribbons necessary to her best bonnet, and also
sandals to her shoes.
“So you see,” said the
housemaid, when they were all gone, “there’s
nobody left in the house but you and me, Miss Kimmeens.”
“Nobody else,” said Miss
Kitty Kimmeens, shaking her curls a little sadly.
“Nobody!”
“And you wouldn’t like
your Bella to go too; would you, Miss Kimmeens?”
said the housemaid. (She being Bella.)
“N-no,” answered little Miss Kimmeens.
“Your poor Bella is forced to
stay with you, whether she likes it or not; ain’t
she, Miss Kimmeens?”
“Don’t you like it?” inquired
Kitty.
“Why, you’re such a darling,
Miss, that it would be unkind of your Bella to make
objections. Yet my brother-in-law has been took
unexpected bad by this morning’s post.
And your poor Bella is much attached to him, letting
alone her favourite sister, Miss Kimmeens.”
“Is he very ill?” asked little Kitty.
“Your poor Bella has her fears
so, Miss Kimmeens,” returned the housemaid,
with her apron at her eyes. “It was but
his inside, it is true, but it might mount, and the
doctor said that if it mounted he wouldn’t answer.”
Here the housemaid was so overcome that Kitty administered
the only comfort she had ready: which was a kiss.
“If it hadn’t been for
disappointing Cook, dear Miss Kimmeens,” said
the housemaid, “your Bella would have asked
her to stay with you. For Cook is sweet company,
Miss Kimmeens, much more so than your own poor Bella.”
“But you are very nice, Bella.”
“Your Bella could wish to be
so, Miss Kimmeens,” returned the housemaid,
“but she knows full well that it do not lay in
her power this day.”
With which despondent conviction,
the housemaid drew a heavy sigh, and shook her head,
and dropped it on one side.
“If it had been anyways right
to disappoint Cook,” she pursued, in a contemplative
and abstracted manner, “it might have been so
easy done! I could have got to my brother-in-law’s,
and had the best part of the day there, and got back,
long before our ladies come home at night, and neither
the one nor the other of them need never have known
it. Not that Miss Pupford would at all object,
but that it might put her out, being tender-hearted.
Hows’ever, your own poor Bella, Miss Kimmeens,”
said the housemaid, rousing herself, “is forced
to stay with you, and you’re a precious love,
if not a liberty.”
“Bella,” said little Kitty, after a short
silence.
“Call your own poor Bella, your Bella, dear,”
the housemaid besought her.
“My Bella, then.”
“Bless your considerate heart!” said the
housemaid.
“If you would not mind leaving
me, I should not mind being left. I am not afraid
to stay in the house alone. And you need not
be uneasy on my account, for I would be very careful
to do no harm.”
“O! As to harm, you more
than sweetest, if not a liberty,” exclaimed the
housemaid, in a rapture, “your Bella could trust
you anywhere, being so steady, and so answerable.
The oldest head in this house (me and Cook says),
but for its bright hair, is Miss Kimmeens. But
no, I will not leave you; for you would think your
Bella unkind.”
“But if you are my Bella, you must go,”
returned the child.
“Must I?” said the housemaid,
rising, on the whole with alacrity. “What
must be, must be, Miss Kimmeens. Your own poor
Bella acts according, though unwilling. But
go or stay, your own poor Bella loves you, Miss Kimmeens.”
It was certainly go, and not stay,
for within five minutes Miss Kimmeens’s own
poor Bella so much improved in point of
spirits as to have grown almost sanguine on the subject
of her brother-in-law went her way, in
apparel that seemed to have been expressly prepared
for some festive occasion. Such are the changes
of this fleeting world, and so short-sighted are we
poor mortals!
When the house door closed with a
bang and a shake, it seemed to Miss Kimmeens to be
a very heavy house door, shutting her up in a wilderness
of a house. But, Miss Kimmeens being, as before
stated, of a self-reliant and methodical character,
presently began to parcel out the long summer-day
before her.
And first she thought she would go
all over the house, to make quite sure that nobody
with a great-coat on and a carving-knife in it, had
got under one of the beds or into one of the cupboards.
Not that she had ever before been troubled by the
image of anybody armed with a great-coat and a carving-knife,
but that it seemed to have been shaken into existence
by the shake and the bang of the great street-door,
reverberating through the solitary house. So,
little Miss Kimmeens looked under the five empty beds
of the five departed pupils, and looked, under her
own bed, and looked under Miss Pupford’s bed,
and looked under Miss Pupford’s assistants bed.
And when she had done this, and was making the tour
of the cupboards, the disagreeable thought came into
her young head, What a very alarming thing it would
be to find somebody with a mask on, like Guy Fawkes,
hiding bolt upright in a corner and pretending not
to be alive! However, Miss Kimmeens having finished
her inspection without making any such uncomfortable
discovery, sat down in her tidy little manner to needlework,
and began stitching away at a great rate.
The silence all about her soon grew
very oppressive, and the more so because of the odd
inconsistency that the more silent it was, the more
noises there were. The noise of her own needle
and thread as she stitched, was infinitely louder
in her ears than the stitching of all the six pupils,
and of Miss Pupford, and of Miss Pupford’s assistant,
all stitching away at once on a highly emulative afternoon.
Then, the schoolroom clock conducted itself in a
way in which it had never conducted itself before fell
lame, somehow, and yet persisted in running on as
hard and as loud as it could: the consequence
of which behaviour was, that it staggered among the
minutes in a state of the greatest confusion, and
knocked them about in all directions without appearing
to get on with its regular work. Perhaps this
alarmed the stairs; but be that as it might, they
began to creak in a most unusual manner, and then
the furniture began to crack, and then poor little
Miss Kimmeens, not liking the furtive aspect of things
in general, began to sing as she stitched. But,
it was not her own voice that she heard it
was somebody else making believe to be Kitty, and
singing excessively flat, without any heart so
as that would never mend matters, she left off again.
By-and-by the stitching became so
palpable a failure that Miss Kitty Kimmeens folded
her work neatly, and put it away in its box, and gave
it up. Then the question arose about reading.
But no; the book that was so delightful when there
was somebody she loved for her eyes to fall on when
they rose from the page, had not more heart in it than
her own singing now. The book went to its shelf
as the needlework had gone to its box, and, since
something must be done thought the
child, “I’ll go put my room to rights.”
She shared her room with her dearest
little friend among the other five pupils, and why
then should she now conceive a lurking dread of the
little friend’s bedstead? But she did.
There was a stealthy air about its innocent white
curtains, and there were even dark hints of a dead
girl lying under the coverlet. The great want
of human company, the great need of a human face,
began now to express itself in the facility with which
the furniture put on strange exaggerated resemblances
to human looks. A chair with a menacing frown
was horribly out of temper in a corner; a most vicious
chest of drawers snarled at her from between the windows.
It was no relief to escape from those monsters to
the looking-glass, for the reflection said, “What?
Is that you all alone there? How you stare!”
And the background was all a great void stare as well.
The day dragged on, dragging Kitty
with it very slowly by the hair of her head, until
it was time to eat. There were good provisions
in the pantry, but their right flavour and relish
had evaporated with the five pupils, and Miss Pupford,
and Miss Pupford’s assistant, and the cook and
housemaid. Where was the use of laying the cloth
symmetrically for one small guest, who had gone on
ever since the morning growing smaller and smaller,
while the empty house had gone on swelling larger and
larger? The very Grace came out wrong, for who
were “we” who were going to receive and
be thankful? So, Miss Kimmeens was not
thankful, and found herself taking her dinner in very
slovenly style gobbling it up, in short,
rather after the manner of the lower animals, not to
particularise the pigs.
But, this was by no means the worst
of the change wrought out in the naturally loving
and cheery little creature as the solitary day wore
on. She began to brood and be suspicious.
She discovered that she was full of wrongs and injuries.
All the people she knew, got tainted by her lonely
thoughts and turned bad.
It was all very well for Papa, a widower
in India, to send her home to be educated, and to
pay a handsome round sum every year for her to Miss
Pupford, and to write charming letters to his darling
little daughter; but what did he care for her being
left by herself, when he was (as no doubt he always
was) enjoying himself in company from morning till
night? Perhaps he only sent her here, after all,
to get her out of the way. It looked like it looked
like it to-day, that is, for she had never dreamed
of such a thing before.
And this old pupil who was being married.
It was unsupportably conceited and selfish in the
old pupil to be married. She was very vain, and
very glad to show off; but it was highly probable
that she wasn’t pretty; and even if she were
pretty (which Miss Kimmeens now totally denied), she
had no business to be married; and, even if marriage
were conceded, she had no business to ask Miss Pupford
to her wedding. As to Miss Pupford, she was
too old to go to any wedding. She ought to know
that. She had much better attend to her business.
She had thought she looked nice in the morning, but
she didn’t look nice. She was a stupid
old thing. G was another stupid old thing.
Miss Pupford’s assistant was another.
They were all stupid old things together.
More than that: it began to be
obvious that this was a plot. They had said
to one another, “Never mind Kitty; you get off,
and I’ll get off; and we’ll leave Kitty
to look after herself. Who cares for her?”
To be sure they were right in that question; for
who did care for her, a poor little lonely
thing against whom they all planned and plotted?
Nobody, nobody! Here Kitty sobbed.
At all other times she was the pet
of the whole house, and loved her five companions
in return with a child’s tenderest and most ingenuous
attachment; but now, the five companions put on ugly
colours, and appeared for the first time under a sullen
cloud. There they were, all at their homes that
day, being made much of, being taken out, being spoilt
and made disagreeable, and caring nothing for her.
It was like their artful selfishness always to tell
her when they came back, under pretence of confidence
and friendship, all those details about where they
had been, and what they had done and seen, and how
often they had said, “O! If we had only
darling little Kitty here!” Here indeed!
I dare say! When they came back after the holidays,
they were used to being received by Kitty, and to
saying that coming to Kitty was like coming to another
home. Very well then, why did they go away?
If the meant it, why did they go away? Let
them answer that. But they didn’t mean
it, and couldn’t answer that, and they didn’t
tell the truth, and people who didn’t tell the
truth were hateful. When they came back next
time, they should be received in a new manner; they
should be avoided and shunned.
And there, the while she sat all alone
revolving how ill she was used, and how much better
she was than the people who were not alone, the wedding
breakfast was going on: no question of it!
With a nasty great bride-cake, and with those ridiculous
orange-flowers, and with that conceited bride, and
that hideous bridegroom, and those heartless bridesmaids,
and Miss Pupford stuck up at the table! They
thought they were enjoying themselves, but it would
come home to them one day to have thought so.
They would all be dead in a few years, let them enjoy
themselves ever so much. It was a religious comfort
to know that.
It was such a comfort to know it,
that little Miss Kitty Kimmeens suddenly sprang from
the chair in which she had been musing in a corner,
and cried out, “O those envious thoughts are
not mine, O this wicked creature isn’t me!
Help me, somebody! I go wrong, alone by my weak
self! Help me, anybody!”
“ Miss Kimmeens is
not a professed philosopher, sir,” said Mr.
Traveller, presenting her at the barred window, and
smoothing her shining hair, “but I apprehend
there was some tincture of philosophy in her words,
and in the prompt action with which she followed them.
That action was, to emerge from her unnatural solitude,
and look abroad for wholesome sympathy, to bestow
and to receive. Her footsteps strayed to this
gate, bringing her here by chance, as an apposite contrast
to you. The child came out, sir. If you
have the wisdom to learn from a child (but I doubt
it, for that requires more wisdom than one in your
condition would seem to possess), you cannot do better
than imitate the child, and come out too from
that very demoralising hutch of yours.”