No language that is unfortunately
understood by the greater portion of the people who
speak English, thousands are saying on the first of
January in 1890, a far-off date that it
is wonderful any one has lived to see “Let
us have a new deal!” It is a natural exclamation,
and does not necessarily mean any change of purpose.
It always seems to a man that if he could shuffle
the cards he could increase his advantages in the
game of life, and, to continue the figure which needs
so little explanation, it usually appears to him that
he could play anybody else’s hand better than
his own. In all the good resolutions of the new
year, then, it happens that perhaps the most sincere
is the determination to get a better hand. Many
mistake this for repentance and an intention to reform,
when generally it is only the desire for a new shuffle
of the cards. Let us have a fresh pack and a
new deal, and start fair. It seems idle, therefore,
for the moralist to indulge in a homily about annual
good intentions, and habits that ought to be dropped
or acquired, on the first of January. He can
do little more than comment on the passing show.
It will be admitted that if the world
at this date is not socially reformed it is not the
fault of the Drawer, and for the reason that it has
been not so much a critic as an explainer and encourager.
It is in the latter character that it undertakes to
defend and justify a national industry that has become
very important within the past ten years. A great
deal of capital is invested in it, and millions of
people are actively employed in it. The varieties
of chewing gum that are manufactured would be a matter
of surprise to those who have paid no attention to
the subject, and who may suppose that the millions
of mouths they see engaged in its mastication have
a common and vulgar taste. From the fact that
it can be obtained at the apothecary’s, an impression
has got abroad that it is medicinal. This is
not true. The medical profession do not use it,
and what distinguishes it from drugs-that they also
do not use is the fact that they do not
prescribe it. It is neither a narcotic nor a
stimulant. It cannot strictly be said to soothe
or to excite. The habit of using it differs totally
from that of the chewing of tobacco or the dipping
of snuff. It might, by a purely mechanical operation,
keep a person awake, but no one could go to sleep
chewing gum. It is in itself neither tonic nor
sedative. It is to be noticed also that the gum
habit differs from the tobacco habit in that the aromatic
and elastic substance is masticated, while the tobacco
never is, and that the mastication leads to nothing
except more mastication. The task is one that
can never be finished. The amount of energy expended
in this process if capitalized or conserved would
produce great results. Of course the individual
does little, but if the power evolved by the practice
in a district school could be utilized, it would suffice
to run the kindergarten department. The writer
has seen a railway car say in the West filled
with young women, nearly every one of whose jaws and
pretty mouths was engaged in this pleasing occupation;
and so much power was generated that it would, if
applied, have kept the car in motion if the steam had
been shut off at least it would have furnished
the motive for illuminating the car by electricity.
This national industry is the subject
of constant detraction, satire, and ridicule by the
newspaper press. This is because it is not understood,
and it may be because it is mainly a female accomplishment:
the few men who chew gum may be supposed to do so
by reason of gallantry. There might be no more
sympathy with it in the press if the real reason for
the practice were understood, but it would be treated
more respectfully. Some have said that the practice
arises from nervousness the idle desire
to be busy without doing anything and because
it fills up the pauses of vacuity in conversation.
But this would not fully account for the practice
of it in solitude. Some have regarded it as in
obedience to the feminine instinct for the cultivation
of patience and self-denial patience in
a fruitless activity, and self-denial in the eternal
act of mastication without swallowing. It is
no more related to these virtues than it is to the
habit of the reflective cow in chewing her cud.
The cow would never chew gum. The explanation
is a more philosophical one, and relates to a great
modern social movement. It is to strengthen and
develop and make more masculine the lower jaw.
The critic who says that this is needless, that the
inclination in women to talk would adequately develop
this, misses the point altogether. Even if it
could be proved that women are greater chatterers
than men, the critic would gain nothing. Women
have talked freely since creation, but it remains true
that a heavy, strong lower jaw is a distinctively masculine
characteristic. It is remarked that if a woman
has a strong lower jaw she is like a man. Conversation
does not create this difference, nor remove it; for
the development of a lower jaw in women constant mechanical
exercise of the muscles is needed. Now, a spirit
of emancipation, of emulation, is abroad, as it ought
to be, for the regeneration of the world. It
is sometimes called the coming to the front of woman
in every act and occupation that used to belong almost
exclusively to man. It is not necessary to say
a word to justify this. But it is often accompanied
by a misconception, namely, that it is necessary for
woman to be like man, not only in habits, but in certain
physical characteristics. No woman desires a
beard, because a beard means care and trouble, and
would detract from feminine beauty, but to have a
strong and, in appearance, a resolute under-jaw may
be considered a desirable note of masculinity, and
of masculine power and privilege, in the good time
coming. Hence the cultivation of it by the chewing
of gum is a recognizable and reasonable instinct,
and the practice can be defended as neither a whim
nor a vain waste of energy and nervous force.
In a generation or two it may be laid aside as no
longer necessary, or men may be compelled to resort
to it to preserve their supremacy.