The letter was lying on a flat stone,
with several lumps of sugar laid on it like paper-weights
to keep it from blowing away. It wasn’t
at all a nice-looking letter; in fact, it looked as
if it had been dragged over the ground for a long
distance; and Dorothy, after observing all this, was
just turning away when she chanced to look at the address
and saw that the letter was intended for her.
The address was written in a very cramped little hand,
and the writing was crowded up into one corner as
if it were trying to get over the edge of the envelope;
but the words were “TO DOROTHY,” as plain
as possible.
“What a very strange thing!”
she said to herself, taking up the letter and turning
it over several times rather distrustfully. “I
don’t think it looks very nice, but it may be
something important, and I s’pose I ought to
read it”; and saying this, she opened the letter.
It was printed in funny little letters something like
bird-tracks, and this was what was in it:
We are in a bad fix. The fix is
a cage. We have been seezed in a outburst
of ungovernerubble fury by Bob Scarlet. He says
there’s been too many robbin pies.
He goes on, and says he is going to have a girl
pie. With gravy. We shreeked out that we
wasn’t girls. Only disgized and tuff
as anything. He says with a kurdling laff we’ll
do. O save us. We wish we was home.
There is no male and we send this by a noble
rat. He is a female.
THE CARAVAN.
“Now, that’s the
most ridiculous letter I ever got,” said Dorothy,
gazing at it in blank astonishment; “and I don’t
think it’s spelled very well either,”
she added rather doubtfully as she read it again;
“but of course I must go and help the poor little
creatures. I ought to feel frightened, but I
really feel as brave as an ox. I s’pose
that’s because I’m going to help
the unfortunate”; and putting the letter in
her pocket, she started off.
“It’s perfectly surprising,”
she said to herself as she ran along, “the mischief
they get into! They’re really no more fit
to be going about alone than so many infants”;
and she was so pleased with herself for saying this
that she began to feel quite large and bold. “But
it was very clever of ’em to think of the rat,”
she went on, “and of course that accounts
for the sugar. No one but a rat would ever have
thought of using sugar for paper-weights. If
I wasn’t afraid of a rat I’d wish it hadn’t
gone away, though, for I haven’t the slightest
idea where the Caravan is, or which way I ought to
go.”
But it presently appeared that the
noble rat had arranged the whole matter for her; for
as Dorothy ran along she began to find lumps of sugar
set up at intervals like little mile-stones, so that
she shouldn’t miss the road.
“It’s precisely like Hop-o’-my-thumb
and his little crumbs of bread,” she said, laughing
to herself when she saw these, “only better,
because, you see, the birds can’t carry them
off.”
The rat, however, seemed to have had
a very roundabout idea of a road, for the lumps of
sugar were scattered zigzag in every direction, and,
at one place, led directly through a knot-hole in
a fence as if nobody could possibly have any trouble
in getting through that; but, as the little
mile-stones appeared again on the other side of the
fence, Dorothy scrambled over and ran on. Then
she found herself climbing over rocks and wading through
little puddles of water where the sugar was set up
on stones in the most thoughtful way, so that it shouldn’t
melt; and in another place the lumps were stuck up
in a line on the trunk of a large tree, and, after
leading the way through a number of branches, suddenly
descended on the opposite side of the tree into a little
bog, where Dorothy stuck fast for several minutes
and got her shoes very much soiled. All this
was very provoking, and she was beginning to get a
little out of patience, when the lumps of sugar suddenly
came to an end at a small stone wall; and, looking
over it, she spied the Caravan in their cage.
The cage proved to be an enormous
rat-trap, and the Caravan, with remarkable presence
of mind, had put their legs through between the wires
at the bottom of it, and were walking briskly along,
holding up the cage with their hands. The news
of this extraordinary performance had evidently been
spread abroad, as the Ferryman and a number of serious-looking
storks were escorting the Caravan with an air of great
interest, and occasionally taking to their heels when
the Admiral chanced to look at them through the wires
with his spy-glass. There was a door, to be sure,
in the side of the trap, quite big enough for the
Admiral, and Sir Walter, and the Highlander to come
out of, all in a row if they liked, but they evidently
hadn’t noticed this “and I’m
not going to tell ’em about it, just yet,”
said Dorothy to herself, “because they deserve
to be punished for their capers. But it’s
really quite clever of ’em to put their little
legs through in that way,” she went on, “and
extremely convenient that is, you know,”
she added thoughtfully, “so long as they all
want to go the same way”; and, with this wise
reflection, she scrambled over the wall and ran after
the procession.
The Admiral and Sir Walter seemed
greatly mortified when Dorothy appeared, and she saw
that Sir Walter was making a desperate attempt to
pull up his legs into the cage as if he hadn’t
anything whatever to do with the affair. The
Highlander, however, who always seemed to have peculiar
ideas of his own, shouted out “Philopene!”
as he caught sight of her, and then laughed uproariously
as if this were the finest joke in the world; but
Dorothy, very properly, took not the slightest notice
of his remark.
“How did you ever get into this
scrape?” said she, addressing the Admiral as
the head of the family.
“It was easy enough to get into,”
said the Admiral, peevishly; “we just fell into
it through the hole in the top. But there wasn’t
any scrape about it until we tried to get out again.
Then we got scraped like anything.”
“Needles was nothing to it,” added Sir
Walter, solemnly.
“Nor cats,” put in the Highlander.
“I’m very sorry,”
said Dorothy, compassionately; “and are you really
going to be made into a pie?”
“Oh, dear, no!” said the Admiral.
“We got excused.”
“Excused?” exclaimed Dorothy, very much
surprised.
“Well, it was something like
that,” said Sir Walter, confusedly. “You
see, Bob Scarlet didn’t exactly like to come
in here after us
“Unconquerabubble awersion to cages,”
explained the Admiral.
And so he goes off after hooks to pull us out with,
continued Sir Walter
“And we inwents this way of
going about, and comes away!” added the Admiral
triumphantly.
“And where are you going now?”
said Dorothy; for by this time they were running so
fast that she could hardly keep up with them.
“We’re going to the Ferry,”
said the Admiral, “and these pelicans are showing
us the way”; and as he said this the whole party
hurried through a little archway and came out at the
waterside.
An old stage-coach without any wheels
was floating close up against the river-bank, and
quite a little party of the dancing animals was crowding
aboard of it, pushing and shoving one another, and
all talking in the most excited manner; and as Dorothy
found herself next to her old friend the Sheep, in
the crowd, she inquired anxiously, “Where are
you all going?”
“We don’t know exactly,”
said the Sheep, “but we’ve all taken tickets
to different places so as to be sure of getting somewhere”;
and with this remark the Sheep disappeared in the
crowd, leaving Dorothy very much bewildered.
By this time the Caravan had, by great
exertions, climbed up on top of the coach and were
sitting there in the cage, as if it had been a sort
of cupola for purposes of observation; and, indeed,
the Admiral was already quite absorbed in taking in
various points of interest with his glass. The
storks, meanwhile, had crowded into the coach after
the animals, and had their heads out through all the
windows as if there were no room for them inside.
This gave the coach somewhat the appearance of a large
chicken-coop with too many chickens in it; and as
Dorothy didn’t fancy a crowd, she climbed up
on the box. As she did so, Sarah, the Camel,
put her head out of the front window and, laying it
in Dorothy’s lap, murmured, “Good-evening,”
and went comfortably to sleep. The next moment
the fiddles in the air began playing again and the
stage-coach sailed away.
Dorothy never knew exactly what happened next, because
everything was so confused. She had an idea, however, that they were all
singing the Ferry Song, and that they had just got to a new part, beginning
“It pours into picnics
and swishes the dishes,”
when a terrible commotion began on
top of the coach, and she saw that Bob Scarlet had
suddenly appeared inside the cage without his waistcoat,
and that the Caravan were frantically squeezing themselves
out between the wires. At the same moment a loud
roaring sound arose in the air, and the quadrupeds
and the storks began jumping out of the windows in
all directions. Then the stage-coach began to
rock violently, and she felt that it was about to
roll over, and clutched at the neck of the Camel to
save herself; but the Camel had slipped away, and she
found she had hold of something like a soft cushion and
the next moment the coach went over with a loud crash.
Dorothy gave a little scream as the
coach went over, and then held her breath; but instead
of sousing into the water as she expected, she came
down on top of it with a hard bump, and, very much
to her astonishment, found herself sitting up on a
carpeted floor. For a moment the rat-trap, with
Bob Scarlet inside of it, seemed to be floating around
in the air like a wire balloon, and then, as she rubbed
her eyes and looked again, it slowly changed into
a bird-cage with a fat robin sitting in it on a perch,
and peering sharply at her sideways with one of his
bright little eyes; and she found she was sitting
on the floor of the little parlor of the Blue Admiral
Inn, with her little rocking-chair overturned beside
her and the cushion firmly clutched in her hand.
The coach, and the dancing animals, and the Ferryman
and his storks had all disappeared, which was a very
fortunate thing, as there wasn’t room for them
in the parlor; and as for the roaring sound in the
air why, Uncle Porticle was fast asleep
in his big arm-chair, with his handkerchief spread
over his face, and I think it more than likely that
he had something to do with the sound.
Dorothy stared about for a moment,
and then, suddenly remembering the Caravan, she jumped
up and ran to the window. It was snowing hard,
and she saw through the driving snowflakes that the
Highlander and Sir Walter Rosettes were standing on
their pedestals, complacently watching the people
hurrying by with their Christmas parcels; and as for
the Admiral, he was standing on his pedestal,
with a little pile of snow like a sugar-loaf on top
of his hat, and intently gazing across the street
through his spy-glass.