His Uncle’s Will.
“It’s a wise child
that resembles its richest relative.”
Modernproverb.
Walter Olcott Haviland came to Stanford
in September at the age of eighteen, and was rushed
by the fraternities.
There is nothing remarkable about
this, unless considered from Haviland’s point
of view. With his High School pin illuminating
the vest on which a mystic Greek symbol was ere long
to shine, he passed down the line of inquisitive Sophomores
in Encina lobby, and into the Den of the Bear, presented
his receipt for the room he had prudently engaged months
ahead, and was duly bestowed within those plain white
walls between which the Freshman begins a charmed
existence of four years or four months, as the Committee
may determine.
It is recorded that once before Commencement
two Seniors came from fraternity houses at opposite
ends of the campus and slept together the last night,
as they had slept their first, in their Freshman room
at the Hall. They had been rivals and in warring
factions, but they lay down together in that place
of beginnings, before a new heaven opened for them
over a new earth. This is proof positive that
you never forget your first room in the Hall.
You may give it up for an attic in a chapter-house,
you may go to live with young Freshleigh, with whom
you are already chums, and whose apartment has the
morning sun; but the first room is a foundation stone
in your house of memories. Your trunk is brought
in by the Student Transfer man (first lesson in self-help)
and put down near the dreary-looking beds with their
mattresses doubled on the foot-rail. Then, sitting
down by the bare, shining table where, later on, theses
are to be written and punches brewed, you stake out
claims for the decorative material in your trunk.
Certainly decorations are needed. The wardrobe
stands forbiddingly against the wall. You will
soon learn how to move it forward, reverse it, and
adorn the back. The chilling whiteness of the
walls is relieved only by one square, uncompromising
mirror. An “Addersonian” tenderness
has placed a yellow-flowered rug beside each bed.
Otherwise, the place is barren.
If there is time before dinner, you
swallow your loneliness and get out the home photographs
and stand them up here and there, and the room is
changed. These walls may become a scrap-book of
four years’ association with Alma Mater; the
wardrobe may be hidden with kodaks of the gang and
its exploits; but to-day, before you have even met
the gang, you come into your own.
The newly-arrived Haviland, in the
throes of this emotion, looks about him. He has
put upon the ugly commode sundry pictures of his graduating
class at the High School, each one dressed in his best,
each flanked by floral offerings, each holding the
impressive diploma. Later, these portraits will
be less prominent in this college room.
He looks at them with a feeling of
pity. It must be hard not to come to college.
He is a lucky boy. Sliding unobtrusively into
the hall-way, he strikes up an acquaintance with some
other social Freshman, and together they watch the
upper class-men coming in. Man after man drifts
into the arms of waiting friends. How well they
all know one another! Gradually he learns who
and what these men are, the Seniors who manage the
Hall or edit the College papers, the ’Varsity
idols, the men who make College life. Important
beings they seem to the Freshman, men who have reached
heights above his modest possibilities, heroes who
are great in the land. After dinner he mingles
in the stag dances on the second floor hall-way; finding
that a fellow class-man has neglected the graceful
art, he takes him up on the third floor and teaches
him the step. He is fitting in, you see.
Then he hears the crowd surging into the lobby and
picks up the chorus of “We’ll rush the
ball along,” and before this first day is over
he catches the contagion of that intangible, pervasive,
never wholly fading thing, College spirit.
Jimmy Mason, Sophomore, hustling Student-Body
assessments, drops in on him, and stops to chat awhile.
Haviland learns that our team this year has lost such
and such valuable men; that there are opportunities
for a chap with football in him. The Freshman
thinks of the day when the crowd at home cheered him
as his school beat the Academy. He hands Mason
the assessment money, being beautifully green yet.
Like oases are these Freshmen to the Student-Body
collector. Very likely the Sophomore rewards
him by coming to his door, after the lights are out,
at the head of a motley mob. They put him on
the table, shivering in his nightie, and make derogatory
remarks about his shape and his personal charms; then,
having solemnly baptised him “Callipers,”
or whatever metaphorical name his physical architecture
may suggest, they make him cavort for their delectation.
If he shows modesty and courage in his unhappy obedience,
he is greeted as a nice little boy and is introduced
to his tormentors, who explain that the ritual was
offered from the kindest motives. Doubtless it
is this knowledge that makes him enjoy so keenly the
sacrifice of fellow class-men, at which he is permitted
to be present the next evening.
When he is spoken to mysteriously
one night by “Pellams” Chase, a Junior
from the Row, and told to put on his oldest clothes
and to get his trunk-rope ("to rope up a Sophomore’s
trunk this time,” hints the Junior), for the
first time he sees his class as a whole, and stands
shoulder to shoulder with them in the first College
rush. The subsequent pullings and haulings, the
poundings and jammings of this experience are happily
compensated for if Chase takes him when all is over,
binds up his bruises and tells him about fights of
other days when there were giants upon the campus.
After this, the College is never the immense, far-away
thing it has seemed. He has seen his own class-men
together, he has measured his strength with the dread
Sophs, he is a University man.
Long before this the fraternities have spotted him.
“What are you going to do next hour?”
Haviland had just come out from his
nine-thirty recitation and found “Cap”
Smith waiting for him. Smith was a Beta Rho, and
he had waited there in the same way for the same Freshman
more than once in the month since the opening.
It was Pellams who had discovered the boy, one night
in Mason’s room, where the Junior loafed half
his time. Pellams had a big heart surely, for
he had at once interested himself in Haviland, asking
him over to dinner to meet the fellows. The Freshman
knew it was the Juniors’ duty to look after
the infant class. This particular Junior was
a College favorite, Walt had seen that and
the boy from far-away New England went across the
campus to the Row feeling that he was getting into
good hands. The Rho house seemed about right.
Dinner was a boisterous affair where the men took
hands around the table and sang a rollicking accompaniment
to Pellams’ coon songs, strange table-manners
that did not appear much to disturb Perkins’
mother, who poured coffee at the end. Afterward
they all sat out on the porch steps in the summer
evening with their pipes, watching three of the men
play catch. One of the fellows danced a shuffle
while the rest stood around and clapped time and shouted,
“Come on you Nigger!” They were
very happy; it was a bully way to live; the homelike
look of things appealed to the Freshman. Two
of the fellows walked back to the Hall with him, and
when they said good-night they shook his hand strongly
and hoped they would see more of him.
This was the beginning. The college
had become aware of his presence now. So far
he had taken just nine meals that he had paid for,
and had been away from the Hall one night out of four.
At the reception to the Freshmen he
had been introduced to the same Faculty people six
times over by members of as many fraternities, each
presenting him as an individual entirely under their
auspices and for whom they alone were responsible.
Higgins, the sky-scraping Beta Phi, whom he had met
only that evening, took him arm in arm up to the President’s
wife, and said:
“I want to introduce Mr. Haviland,
a particular friend of mine. You will be good
to him for my sake, won’t you?” And the
lady with a twinkle in her brown eyes, having recently
promised to do the same for Jack Smith’s sake,
pledged her favors anew to the bewildered Walt.
Haviland did not quite understand
this attitude of open arms. His first days in
the Hall had not prepared him for it. He did not
know that because he was well-bred, well-dressed and
athletically promising, he was generally voted the
prize Freshman of the year.
Then came the bids. There were
only a few of the crowds that did not spike him; three
who were manifestly not of his style and two who never
presumed to enter the game until the others had made
their winnings. All sorts of methods had been
used. The first bid came early; he was given
twenty-four hours to answer it, as “the Gamma
Chi Tau never wait for a man.” The Freshman,
however, getting riper in the sun of experience, interpreted
this to mean fear of competition, and so “declined
with assurances of continued friendship.”
There was a crowd who slapped him on the back and
called him “old man.” Once he had
been fresh enough to tell them a story, and they had
laughed so uproariously over it that he was dreadfully
embarrassed. The hospitality of another set seemed
to consist of a sly but systematic attempt to get
him drunk for some mysterious purpose of their own.
He had put some of them to bed and felt superior,
which was fatal to their chances.
He had been to many varieties of dinner-tables.
Some of them were homelike; the talk at others had
robbed him of appetite.
“What do you think of our crowd?”
asked Roach, keenly, after a particularly disagreeable
meal at which there had been much coarseness and a
wreck of a tablecloth.
“They seem to me to be about
the most congenial fellows I ever met,” answered
the disgusted but tactful Haviland, and Roach, going
back to his house, announced authoritatively that
the boy was theirs if they wanted him.
By this time he had learned the art
of dodging invitations and remaining non-committal
when asked, “Well, Walt, are you going to do
the right thing?” Many a set, piled upon the
beds in a fraternity room, sat up late talking him
over and wondering how he was “coming on.”
The Beta Phis, for instance, were
in painful doubt. They were conscious of a comparatively
poor stack-up, but their rushing energy was admirable,
and once the persecuted Haviland had been obliged to
ask a Beta Rho to hide him from them. Pellams
and Smith were merry at dinner that night.
In his heart, Walt had about decided
on Beta Rho. This crowd treated him with well-bred
cordiality but with far less effusiveness than the
others. He was pleased when they had let him mix
with them without permitting him to forget the gulf
between. This had put him off his guard so that
he had grown accustomed to them. Observing him
expertly from the corners of their eyes, they affected
not to notice the way he blushed after having joined
unconsciously in a Beta Rho song. One day he
dropped over uninvited, and they understood. But
in the first week of their acquaintance they had told
him to hold off and be slow about pledging himself,
and nothing more had been said so far.
On the night of the first rush, ending
in complete victory for the Freshmen, Haviland had
been so unfortunate as to clinch with Cap Smith, and
he was largely responsible for the ignominious tying
up of that husky Sophomore. He would much rather
have been carted off himself, if it hadn’t been
for the class. He saw his Beta Rho chances vanishing.
Pellams evidently did not know what had happened, he
was so good to him after it, rubbing his bruises and
dressing his scraped cheek. The next day Cap
Smith came over and bid him to the fraternity.
As a matter of principle, Haviland asked for a week
to decide.
This indulgence was up to-day and
now Cap was waiting for him after the second-hour
class. Walt knew what answer he should give.
He felt very contented.
“I got your mail for you,”
said Smith, handing him an envelope. “I’ve
a letter of my own to read, so tackle yours while
we walk along.”
They went up toward the stock-farm,
and the boy opened his mother’s letter and read
eagerly the home news and the affectionate questions.
She enclosed, she said, the check which his uncle,
who was putting him through College, had sent for
October. Following this were a few words that
made him stare hard at the road before him, as he and
Smith strolled on. “Your uncle writes,”
said the letter, “that when he was at Amherst
he was a fraternity man, and thinks you ought to be
one, and he would like to have you join the society
to which he belonged, the Beta Phi. I am
sure, Wo dear, you will follow his wishes in a
matter like this. It is not much to do in return.”
Poor Walt! The Beta Rhos had
never seemed such smooth fellows as at this moment
when he felt himself suddenly pledged to the Beta Phis.
In his mind’s eye the Phis passed before him,
one by one, particularly a certain long, unprepossessing
member who had stayed till after twelve one night
and bored him with a dreary recital of the prominence
of his house in College politics, of the stump speeches
that a former brother, now a historical personage,
had made in Mayfield for prohibition, to say nothing
of the essay prizes in philology that another ancient
Phi had won in the dim past, when the chapter must
have been more prominent than at present. In
comparison with this record, the Rhos were numbskulls,
dwelling in an amplified smoking-room, Walt must admit;
their control of the Eleven and of the Glee Club was
nothing. And now his future was black with philology
prizes, with meals at which stew was a staple, and
where only visitors had clean napkins.
The two fellows had by this time reached
the trotting stables. They looked in at the beautiful,
sleek racers, carefully blanketed and booted, and
stroked an inquisitive nose or two, reached out over
the white doors. Then they went on up the stock-farm
yard and along the road to the bridge over San Francisquito.
Here Smith stopped; leaning on the rail, he looked
down at his blonde image in the shallow water below.
“Well, Professor, what’s
your answer? You ought to know your mind by this
time, surely, and we want you bad, my boy.”
“Cap, old man,” began
the Freshman, his voice a little husky, for he was
sorely troubled, “you must know how I appreciate
the way you fellows have treated me, and that I want
you particularly for a friend.” He stopped,
but Smith kept silent. The fraternity had had
refusals before; they usually began this way.
“I don’t know just what
I ought to say,” went on the luckless Walt.
“I really did think you were the crowd I should
join, but something has come up and I can’t
say yes.”
“What is it? Is it because
you think we don’t study enough? We do,
though, a great deal more than it looks. This
has been rushing season and we had to do the entertaining
stunt a lot, and Pellams would give any crowd the
look of bumming. We really do work hard the rest
of the year.”
“Oh, no,” said Walt, “it isn’t
anything like that, Cap.”
“There’s somebody in the
gang that you don’t like, then; somebody that
you don’t know well and don’t understand.
Isn’t that so? Who is it? You ought
to tell me.”
“I would, Cap, if that were
the reason, but it isn’t. I like every man
of them all.”
“What is it then?”
“Nothing that I can tell you.”
Poor Walt, he was ashamed of his uncle; Lyman at the
Hall had told him that the whole Beta Phi fraternity
was as scrubby as their Stanford chapter.
Cap’s eyes had an angry gleam.
“Somebody has been throwing mud,” he said,
kicking up a splinter from the bridge floor. “There
are plenty of them to do it.”
“It isn’t that at all.
I wouldn’t be influenced that way,” protested
Haviland. “It’s another matter.”
“Well, I suppose this is final,”
said Smith, struggling hard with his disappointment.
The Freshman’s past attitude had paved the way
for a different answer.
“Let’s not say that,”
Walt began slowly. “Give me a while longer,
Cap; things may change. I had hoped ”
He broke off; he could never tell Smith he
had not until that very moment told himself how
much he had looked forward to being a Rho.
“Things may change,” he
said again as Smith turned savagely and started back.
He was trying to compromise, but he had no idea how
any change was to come about. He brooded over
it in his room that night, and the more he pondered
the more clearly he realized that the debt to his uncle
stood in his way. Plainly, he was up against it.
He made the foot of his iron bedstead jingle with
a petulant kick, and, muttering the Phi yell in a
savage tone, went off to sleep.
At luncheon the next day at the Phi
house, the Freshman was so friendly and so gracious
that two of the Chapter went out into the kitchen and
shook hands. Had he not inquired solicitously
about the fraternity’s position in Amherst,
had he not expressed great pleasure at learning of
their high political standing back there? Never
a word had they heard of his uncle, however.
The Freshman who is in his own neighborhood does not
donate additional arguments.
The Phi house was shaken to its foundations.
This was the greatest piece of work for years.
Walt was immediately invited to stay for dinner and
to spend the night and the next day, but although it
was Saturday, he declined. Even the tempting
bait of a Populist campaign rally moved him not.
The days passed and Walter Olcott
Haviland was an unhappy child. His sudden intimacy
with the Phis could not escape the astonished Rhos;
he was sensitive to the change in their manner, slight
as it was. He would have been glad enough to
have stayed out of fraternities altogether if it would
have helped matters. There was a very jolly set
in the Hall, men who had refused far better bids than
the Phis. Jimmie Mason and Frank Lyman, “Peg”
Langdon and Blake, the fullback; these fellows, as
prominent as any in College, were in the dormitory
crowd; they used one another’s rooms and tobacco
and clothes with the utmost good nature. Walt
had been fond of the big building from his first day
there; he could have had a happy time with this independent
set.
He was not made any happier by Lyman’s
saying, “Whatever you do, don’t join the
Phis. They’ve no standing here, and you
won’t help yourself any.” Freshmen
usually listened to what Lyman said. But Haviland
had thought and reasoned and struggled with himself,
and had come to a conclusion. To write to his
uncle, “I have joined the Phis because you are
one,” would be worth any sacrifice. Perhaps
he could work to improve the crowd a little after
he was one of them. At least there was no reason
why they need be his only friends.
He went to the lab one afternoon with
his decision made. If the Phis asked him to dinner,
he would go and put his head on the block.
As he came along toward the main entrance
he saw Andrew Higgins, the longest, lankiest Phi of
them all, bearing down upon him. His heart sank,
but his resolution was firm, and he looked his fate
in the face. When his executioner had almost
reached him, somebody touched his shoulder; it was
Smith.
“Before your frat brother gets
hold of you,” muttered Cap, drawing Walt aside,
“I want to speak to you. The boys must have
your final answer to-day.”
The “frat brother” was
not to be turned down. He loomed up steadily in
their direction. Walt was miserable. It was
the beginning of the end.
“I’ll give it to-night,”
he said hurriedly, as the Phi reached them.
“Will you come to dinner?”
Haviland wanted one sunbeam before the darkness.
“Yes, I’ll come, Cap,”
and turned to shake hands with the Phi, whose invitation
was frozen half-way in his throat. Now the Beta
Phis were not of the people who let to-morrow get
anything while to-day lasts, so Higgins asked Walt
to come down after dinner for the night, and the unhappy
boy, half-hearing, promised.
It was a gloomy dinner for the Freshman,
baked funeral meats and he the corpse. Mrs. Perkins
gave him a motherly smile and told him in a careful
undertone that she was glad he was going to be one
of her boys, after which he felt childishly close
to tears. He sat out-doors with the others and
smoked and joined weakly in the singing. The roses
clinging to the porch had never been so sweet; the
Rho dog had never nosed so affectionately against
his shoulder. There was to be no substitute for
this. He wished he had never seen the campus.
His mood communicated itself to the others and things
grew slow. One by one the fellows slipped away
with various excuses. Finally Cap said:
“Come up to the room,”
and Haviland went up stairs with the emotions one
carries to the dentist.
Smith threw himself on the bed and
motioned Walt to a chair at his study table.
They tried a little general conversation, but failed
mournfully. The Freshman had a wretched feeling
that this room was home to him. He had slept
here so often and he knew every athletic picture and
trophy around it. There had been something said
about his living here with Cap after Christmas.
The clock ticked spitefully at him.
Smith’s voice, deep and quiet, broke the pause.
“What’s the good word, Professor?”
Walt swallowed a lump, nervously opened
a book that lay on the table, then looked at the big
red sweater on the bed, and said:
“I can’t do it, Cap.”
Smith kicked a pillow of which he
thought a great deal almost into the grate, and said
with fine scorn:
“When do you join the Phis?”
“I don’t know,” said Van, drearily.
“Well, I think you’re nutty; it’s
the cheesiest gang in College.”
The battle had begun. Walt might
as well practice his defense at once, so he said with
a little dignity:
“My uncle is a Phi, and it is his wish.”
“So that is it!” Such
a reason was no discredit to the Rhos; therefore it
was the harder to accept. “You give me a
jolt, Walt. Just because your uncle is in a rotten
fraternity you must crawl into the heap, too.
I’d see him hanged first before I’d queer
myself with those yaps.”
Cap went on even more impatiently,
but the Freshman heard not a word. He was staring
at the book open before him.
“Cap, what book is this?”
“The fraternity catalogue.”
“What fraternity?”
“Ours, of course; whose did you think it was,
the
Walt gave a hysterical whoop and flung
himself over the footboard upon the astonished Smith.
He rolled him over the bed and sent him to join the
pillow on the floor; then, sitting up on the bed with
tousled hair and shining eyes, he said:
“Cap, if you still want me, I say yes!”
“What’s the matter with you?” asked
the amazed Sophomore from the rug.
“Nothing!” shouted Walt.
“I see the whole thing; uncle’s awful
writing mother got it Phi instead of Rho she
doesn’t know one from the other his
name’s in your book. Hoo!” and he
sprang on Smith again and lifted him bodily.
The Chapter had been waiting.
Hearing propitious sounds, they came stringing in,
and Haviland’s explanation, with the celebration
that followed it, took such a length of time that
the longest, lankiest Phi fell asleep in the parlor
and his lamp burned out about two.