For the Sake of Argument.
“For we are frank and
twenty
And the spring
is in the air!”
Hovey.
“Well!” said Miss Meiggs,
spreading across her lap one of the Beta Rhos’
new monogrammed napkins, “I must say your
being here is a surprise.”
Pellams answered in vague interrogation,
not a little surprised, himself, to be caught at a
“girl-supper.” Now that he was cornered,
it would be uselessly impolite to tell her how the
Chapter had reasoned and pleaded with him until at
the last minute “Cap” Smith ruined his
clever escape by catching him midway down a porch
pillar. Smith, sitting on the other side of Katharine
Graham and wearing the smile of satisfied revenge,
would doubtless enjoy telling it. There was so
much of genial malevolence in that smile that Pellams,
the woman-hater, who knew only enough of the co-eds
to avoid them, wondered what sort of a girl he had
been placed next to at supper. He had an intuitive
idea that she had been given him by general consent.
An experienced society man would have scented this
at once in the company of Mrs. Perkins, for when there
is a choice of tables, chapter-mothers are apt to
sit where there is the least sentiment; but this was
the Junior’s debut, practically, and he was
conscious of little more than that the fellows had
it “in” for him, and that this girl had
begun the conversation by a personal remark.
“I judged,” the girl was
saying, not having waited for any explanation, “that
in the milder forms of social entertainment you were
somewhat out of your element.”
Pellams had missed his guess.
On sitting down to their small table, he had decided
that the conversation would naturally split into two
divisions of three rather than into three couples,
for Mrs. Perkins, Professor Grind and this Meiggs
girl would enjoy themselves together, leaving him
to share Smith’s talk with Miss Graham, whose
eyes had somehow an engaging twinkle. The idea
was rudely dispelled by Miss Meiggs’s immediate
and decidedly personal attack. At least, he would
have preferred to talk about other people, but he faced
the music.
“Oh, I disapprove of them only
for myself,” he replied, “not for others.”
“And why for yourself, particularly?”
The face of the Glee Club’s
comedian had assumed just the right seriousness.
“Because I’m more than
susceptible and I don’t want to run risks.”
“Your time has come at last,
then,” put in his captor, Smith, with a gallant
look at Miss Meiggs.
“Not at all,” retorted
Pellams, whose combative sense was less rusty than
his skill in compliment. “If I’d been
afraid of one exposure like this, do you think I’d
have suggested being on deck to-night?”
Smith, with a fresh memory of their
struggle, laughed at this blocking move. Katharine
Graham, although she did not laugh, enjoyed Pellams’s
unconscious “like this.” She was a
Theta Gamma with Miss Meiggs, and of late there had
been a little rift in their sisterly love.
The older girl was not disconcerted.
She had her estimate of Pellams Chase, and he was
not disproving it. There were certain things she
had long wanted the chance to say to him.
“I admire your self-restraint
under temptation,” she said; “it is characteristic
of you in other circumstances, I believe” this
with discreet emphasis “but, really,
why should you dread letting this susceptibility
get the better of you?”
Pellams caught the faint sneer in
the words. He hoped that Mrs. Perkins had been
talking just then to her Faculty partner. Increasing
his affected earnestness, he replied:
“Because, when you get gone,
it is bound to knock scholarship.”
Here Smith giggled audibly, for Katharine
and he were really feigning talk, being more entertained
by the couple across the cloth. Katharine knew
that by this last statement Pellams had sounded a dominant
note in the soul of her opinionated sister. She
was not surprised, then, when Miss Meiggs turned more
fully toward the woman-hater.
“Tell me, are you one of these
people who think co-education an evil?”
“I’m afraid I am.”
The speech gave Pellams a certain pleasure. There
was nothing about this partner they had given him
that tended toward converting him to the Chapter’s
point of view as to the advantage of girls at college.
“Of course,” continued
she, “I do not take your remark about scholarship
as worthy of consideration in your case, because I
am in one or two of your classes, when you attend
them,” and Pellams, listening, gave thanks that
he and Professor Grind opposite had no such relation;
“but monopolized time is really the cry of a
good many who would wish to work, and it is all wrong.
There is no reason why we should not come here and
work with you, combining friendship and study.
Our presence here is, in a way, preventive of many
worse things.”
Pellams turned his empty salad plate between his fingers.
“Well,” he drawled, “I’m
not sure I know what you mean by the worse things,
and I’ve never been to another college, except
Berkeley but I can’t believe as much time is
spent on them as some people here give to girls,”
this with a dreamy look over Smith’s head; “the
cigarette heart can’t be much worse than what
takes men out of college here, and if you refer to
beer
“I do refer to beer,”
said Miss Meiggs, in an iced voice.
“Oh, no!” expostulated
the Junior, spreading his hands, “they couldn’t
do it!” He looked at her frankly. “You
get a head after too much beer,” he went on,
reckless as to pronouns and listening professors, “and
you stay sober and work, for awhile, any way.
In co-education you don’t get any such call-down
until the Committee meets.”
“Don’t let him tease you,
Miss Meiggs,” put in Mrs. Perkins, frowning
mildly at Pellams because of Professor Grind’s
sphinx-like smile; “he’s making it all
up out of his inner consciousness, like the German
philosopher and the elephant, wasn’t
it, Professor Grind?”
“Yes?” answered Miss Meiggs,
with a world of irony packed into the syllable; “your
inner consciousness, then, Mr. Chase, proves rather
forcibly that in one case the influence is against
refinement, while in the case of co-education it is
all for it. You will grant that, I think?”
Quite by accident, Pellams caught
Miss Graham’s eye. The twinkle there was
a sort of glorified “sic ’im!”
“On the contrary,” said
he, perfectly composed, “I think it’s the
girl that’s refined.”
Miss Meiggs’s “What!”
was almost a shriek. Foo, the table-boy, brought
her just then a plate of creamy rarebit. He had
a jacket of luminous green silk, with the fraternity
monogram in white, and he wore his cue hanging.
But the fragrance of the rarebit and the splendor of
Foo’s toilet were alike lost upon the aroused
Miss Meiggs. Such a statement, from this man
of all others!
“You are judging us with yourself
as a basis of contrast, I fancy!”
Not displeased at having put her in
ill-humor, and refusing a gentle attempt on Mrs. Perkins’
part to lead the conversation elsewhere, he went on
with aggravated seriousness:
“But there is hope for me here,
with the Faculty and with books” he
choked a little over this; “a man doesn’t
need to go through from one to eight love-affairs.”
The champion of co-education sniffed.
“Nothing was further from my
thoughts,” said she. “The association
of men and women in an atmosphere of study does not
mean sentimentality. The relation should be normal
and helpful, not spoiled by extremes.”
Katharine had heard these views before.
“But they can’t dodge
the extremes, you see,” persisted Pellams.
“It’s the place here, the walks and drives
in the country and all. Your theory might work
all right at a city college or even at Berkeley, but
on this campus, not so!”
“The reasoning of inexperience.
There are stronger interests in nature than boy-and-girl
foolishness unless one is idle. Where
it results in that sort of thing, I agree that it
is all wrong and prejudicial to scholarship and thoroughly
unnecessary and inexcusable” with
these words a slow glance at Katharine that spoke
of arguments in the past. “A man does not
have to fall in love purely because he and a girl are
in the country at the same time.”
“But all the girls are not like
you,” began Pellams, and stopped at the sound
of the words. They were not in the least intended
to be taken as he felt that the table-full had taken
them. Miss Meiggs put her fork viciously into
the neglected rarebit. In the uncomfortable pause,
Mrs. Perkins flutteringly passed her the cayenne pepper,
but Miss Meiggs ignored the courtesy. She turned
to Pellams.
“Even a love-affair,”
she snapped, “would benefit you more than the
substitute you have chosen! You are a nice one
to argue the refinement of the college girl!
Are you refining yourself, your fraternity or your
favorite side of the student-body by carousing at Mayfield
and carrying the viciousness of that town to others
where you may represent the University?”
“Oh, I say!” protested
the Glee Club man, uneasily, for Grind was on the
Committee; “don’t be too hard on me.”
“I’m sure you’re
unjust to Pellams,” said the Chapter-mother,
with a troubled look at her black lamb, who wondered
what was coming: “I don’t believe
he
Miss Meiggs, peppering her rarebit
deliberately, interrupted, with a little toss of the
head.
“I will ask Mr. Chase one question
then.” She gathered some of the cheese
upon her fork, and, balancing it midway to her mouth,
went on with a gloating clearness of enunciation.
“Please tell us why you came to the afternoon
concert at the Chico Normal School this summer in a
colored shirt and your dress suit, and why you did
not sing your part of the program?”
“That’s two questions,”
murmured Pellams. He could not look at Mrs. Perkins,
to whom he had made certain solemn promises before
that very trip; but his adversary had turned toward
her with a look of righteous triumph. So deftly
that even Pellams barely saw it, Katharine reached
across him and peppered the forkful of rarebit just
before the lips of Miss Meiggs closed over it.
His answer was overlooked.
Mrs. Perkins took the sufferer up
to her own room and Katharine vanished somewhere with
Smith. When the tables were removed, a girl sat
at the piano; her song finished, she struck briskly
into the “Hot Time,” and every one turned
to Pellams. He sang the rag-time as though he
were bursting with fun, while the Chapter sat before
him, beaming its innocent gratitude. But the
Glee Club man was singing to one guest alone, and
he could not see her, or Smith either. When two
songs had failed to bring her into view, he stole
off upstairs unmolested and lay for some time with
his door locked, grinning before sleep.
They hammered at his door next morning
with appeals for his appearance at first-hour recitation,
and fraternal reminders that he hadn’t sufficient
stand-in to cut. Foo went clanging the bell through
the halls, dodging the shoes that flew at him through
the door of a man who had nothing before the fourth
hour, and the rush and hurry of late breakfast-time
filled the house. But Pellams lay smoking in his
narrow bed, engaged in the novel task of solving a
point of etiquette. The affair of the night before
was to be his final appearance in local society.
His experience in small-talk with Miss Meiggs confirmed
his decision to live a college life into which co-education
did not enter outside his class-rooms. Yet, having
once departed from the mode of such a life, he found
himself under an obligation. A co-ed had found
him in trouble and had done the “white”
thing by him at a critical moment; even Jimmy Mason,
over at the Hall, could not have stood by him any better.
In an obligation to Jimmy there was no problem only
the matter of time to do his part but with
a co-ed, Pellams felt that it was different.
She was not a feature of his life. To the woman-hater’s
mind, if a man has become indebted to a girl, honor
bids him pay the debt, the sooner the better.
He need never see the girl again, once the score is
even. This philosophy evolved, it took another
cigarette to decide just how the balance could be
struck, and then Pellams went downstairs to wheedle
a remnant of breakfast from the indulgent Foo.
Applied to the new element into which
he had ventured, something of the keen observation
which the Junior devoted to football practice might
have made the payment of his debt to Katharine Graham
a transaction of less public note. He would have
waited, probably, with the brazenness that characterizes
local courtship, at the door of the library and caught
her as she emerged. Or he would have learned what
mails she usually waited for at the post-office and
would have lingered until she had opened her box and
had started back toward the Quad pretending to look
over her correspondence. Or else he would have
watched her classes and happened along by accident
just as she was coming out for a vacant hour.
But these established forms had escaped his notice.
Instead, he did what he considered the “proper,”
and drove dashingly up to Roble in Paulsen’s
best single rig and his own new fall suit.
Roble caught sight of him beyond the
flower beds, over the heads of the tall pampas.
The news electrified the dormitory. A Freshman
stopped her experimental lab-work with the piano,
and joined the others behind the lace at the parlor
windows. A group of girls, chatting on the yellow
railing of the steps, watched the approach of the apparition.
Pellams Chase coming to Roble! Not since the
morning Mt. Hamilton was covered with snow had
there been such a phenomenon.
“I believe he’s coming
to take Florence to drive!” said a mischievous
Theta Gamma, looking toward Miss Meiggs, who sat frowning
at the approaching buggy.
“He ought to,” laughed
Katharine Graham’s roommate, “for not telling
her how much red pepper she had put on her rarebit
while she was absorbed in talking to him!”
“If he’s coming for me,”
said the Senior grimly, “I shall not disappoint
him.”
“What!” cried Katharine;
“you wouldn’t go with him, Florence!
Why, we none of us met him until last night.”
“Last night I was unfortunately
absent-minded,” answered Miss Meiggs, “and
I did not say all I wanted to. It wouldn’t
be a pleasant drive!”
“He would have you at his mercy you
shan’t go!” laughed another girl, “it
would be flying in the face of Providence as well as
of Propriety!”
“I can’t imagine whom
he’s coming for,” said Katharine, who was
sure that he was coming for her. She thought
out the severe little refusal she should make him
when he had drawn her aside.
The stranger scraped his buggy wheels
delicately along the curbing of the Roble walk.
The group of girls on the steps was an unexpected
ordeal. He caught sight of the amused faces behind
the curtains above him and almost lost his nerve.
“Rubber!” he growled.
He had made many a clever entrance in the student
theatricals, but to-day in climbing out of the buggy
he got badly tangled in the reins. In spite of
his desperate will, his face was growing red.
With painfully fixed gaze he came up the steps toward
the Theta Gammas; standing uneasily before them, he
blurted out, with no preliminaries whatever:
“Miss Graham, would you like to go driving?”
Katharine straightened and looked
at him coolly. One of the girls gave a little
gasp at his impertinence.
“It isn’t customary, I
believe,” said Katharine, “to ask to go
driving with a girl you have met once, at a supper.”
“Isn’t it?” faltered
Pellams. There was not a vestige of his usual
bravado about him. Katharine met his honest gaze,
hesitated, then said:
“But I shall be delighted to
go, just the same. Will you come in and wait
till I get my things?”
They curved round the Dormitory lawn
and away toward the La Honda redwoods, leaving the
astounded young women on the porch to discuss, as
women sometimes do, the peculiar behavior of their
departed sister.
She explained it to Pellams during
the drive. To his surprise, he learned that he
had been hopelessly ill-bred to ask her at all; that
had the invitation not been given before the other
girls he should have driven away alone. As it
was, she was in for no end of criticism. She
discouraged any conversation upon the subject of cayenne
pepper. Furthermore, she declared herself in
full accord with Florence Meiggs as regarded love
affairs; she believed in them as little as her elder
sister; good-fellowship, without sentiment, was possible
and quite sufficient. Pellams, having resolved
upon the utmost good-nature during the drive, put
the pride of the livery stable through her best paces
and allowed his companion to declare her views unquestioned.
Toward the end of the afternoon, he deposited her
at the Roble door with a pleasant feeling that he
had done his duty and was through with co-eds forever.
A wild uproar filled the Rho dining-room
when the gallant came in to dinner, late. With
an exasperating readiness of conclusion, the crowd
congratulated him upon his change of heart, they welcomed
to their ranks, with much clinking of water glasses,
another true lover, and Smith sang derisively an adaptation
of his own:
“Pellams Chase, the
Glee Club Man,
Swore upon the
book
For wife he’d have a
cider-can,
For bed the ingle-nook
Petticoats he
thus forsook!”
Instead of raising the expected storm
of denial, Pellams looked guilty and uncomfortable.
In spite of their knowledge of the man, they did not
divine that their teasing had given him an inspiration.
His idea for a josh involved Miss
Graham. So he waited for her deliberately outside
the door of the French class next morning; she had
stopped to talk to the instructor after the class had
left. Jimmy Mason and four or five of the regular
Quad loafers were talking football on the curbing.
Pellams joined them. Then the gravity of the step
he was about to take came over him with a sense of
oppression. He felt much as on that Easter morning,
years before, when his mother had dragged him out
to be confirmed.
“The Berkeley faculty won’t
let Dudley play,” Mason was saying. “He
hasn’t where are you speeding in such
a rush?” he added and then stopped, paralyzed.
It is probable that if her eyes had
not laughed at him with that twinkle of good-fellowship
which he had noted on the night of the supper, Pellams
never would have had the nerve. That look hauled
him over the Rubicon; they went down the arcade together,
in the face of Jimmy Mason, the loafers, the whole
crowd shifting between lectures. Yet the sun
shone as brightly on the palm-circles, the Quadrangle
pillars kept their perpendicular. A little later
Mason saw the couple sitting under the ’Ninety-five
Oak. He whistled to himself with a look that meant:
“You wait, old josher till you get into the
Knockery again!”
“Now,” said Pellams, under
the Oak, “you have about the same ideas on love-affairs
as I have and you’ll sympathize with me in this
thing. When I got in to dinner last night, the
gang gave me the hottest jolly of my misspent life.
They’re all alike; they can’t understand
having a straight friendship for a girl without it’s
being a puppy-love. So they tumble at once that
my driving you means I’m yours for keeps.
That sort of a thing makes me très fatigue
and I’ve a scheme.”
“Not your first, is it?”
“In what way do you
“I know something of your ‘schemes,’
young man; that fake fraternity and the snipe-hunts
and an examination in English 1 c.”
“Oh, those!” Pellams did
not blush at the record. Instead, he smiled.
His smile was always worth seeing. It was the
point of one of his Club stunts. Every muscle
got into the interference and his round face grew
rosy into the roots of his thick brown hair.
This grin was not lost upon Katharine.
“What am I to do, pray?”
asked she; “pose as Professor of Domestic Economy?”
“This is a bird of a josh on
the house,” he cried. “You’ll
come in on it, won’t you?”
“Plans first, before I commit
myself. You might want me to elope in a buggy.”
“Never again!” declared
Pellams; “my idea is, why can’t we pretend
to have a case on each other not any passing
fancy, but a real peacherino, like the best of them?”
Somewhat to his surprise, the girl
was not visibly enthusiastic.
“Just how do I profit, please,
if I butcher myself to make your Roman holiday?”
“You can die happy, knowing
we’ve pulled their lé bluffed
’em beautifully. You’re down on love-affairs
yourself, you told
“Your philosophy of heaven includes
a josh on the other fellow, I verily believe,”
returned Katharine, smiling; “but it is just
possible, you know shall I be very frank?”
“You have been, before!”
“Well, then, I might, you know,
prefer the society of some other men in college to
the exclusive privilege of yours, even with this wonderful
josh thrown in.”
“Who, Smith?”
“There are others.”
“I know I’m not much of
a sq ladies’-man,” he persisted;
“but I can learn, can’t I?”
“Your manners are not very dreadful
when you think about them; but oh, you have lots to
master, the little things, you know.”
“I let you carry your books this morning
“Bravo! if you only
learn to think of them sooner all the little
ways a girl
“Sure you can teach me and rap my
knuckles
“That would be a pleasure. I’ve wanted
to do it for months.”
“And, you see, you’d have
the distinction of being the only one I couldn’t
hold out against.”
“Oh, above all things, don’t be conceited,
or I can’t think of it.”
“That means you will think of it?”
“You’re really not half
bad! You caught that on time. Yes,
I’ll help you in your joke, to punish their
silliness, but only for a week, on trial you understand.”
Pellams, gratified, put out his hand,
not in fashionable wise, but as he would grip a man’s.
Yet in doing so he noted, looking at her fully for
the first time, that the light hair on her temples
came down low on the sides, as his mother’s
did.
On the way up to her room, Miss Graham
stood for some moments smiling at an irrelative picture
of Westminster Abbey, hanging in the parlor.
Having gone driving before their faces, it was more
presentable not to be dropped. Also, there was
an undeniable pleasure in refuting any of Florence
Meiggs’s arguments, the one concerning love-affairs
and scholarship, for instance. Besides, he was
a dear, amusing thing, and a perfect novice.
During the week that followed, Pellams
learned a few things. The experiment was by no
means a bore. He discovered that it is easier
to be joshed than to josh when you know
in your heart you have the joke on the other fellow.
He learned the revengefulness of Perkins’ nature,
old Ted, who was ragged to death when his case on
Lillian Arnold developed and who now paid him back
with interest. He found how great an object of
interest to the co-ed element a man becomes when he
is in love. All this was good for the woman-hater,
giving him new views of things and teaching him patience.
Many times during the ordeal he blessed his dramatic
talent. It helped him to pretend a chap when he
did not feel it. It served him in assuming an
air of “the game is worth the candle,”
when the whole tableful at the house requoted to him
certain scathing remarks on the girl-habit which,
in the day of his single blessedness, he had made
to each one of them separately. It was more than
useful to him when he rolled into the “Knockery,”
the second evening after his sad condition had become
patent, and the assembled company rose to smother
him with sofa cushions and lecture him, with decided
seriousness, on the evil effect of girling. There
were times, indeed, when he didn’t have to assume
any chap at all, when it came of itself; for example,
when the crowd punned on the girl’s name, “Graham
gems” was a favorite. Somehow, he wished
that they wouldn’t drag in names that way.
The week ended. He had done beautifully.
Looking it over, he was proud of his achievements.
Two evenings at the library; a brazen walk every day
at the 10.30 period, which both had vacant; a stroll
in the moonlit Quad, planned to interest the crowd
at the Tuesday evening lecture; two calls at Roble that
was going it pretty heavy. The whole college was
smiling at them, and the foolish Rho house hugged itself
in the blissful silence of his sarcastic tongue.
This review of the week delighted
Pellams. He hunted up Katharine the last afternoon
and asked for a renewal of the contract.
She laughed.
“Are you sure you can help the
extremes? You know the Quadrangle and the walks
in the country
“Listen to the Mocking Bird!”
gurgled Pellams. He was feeling very well pleased
with things in general.
“The product of the means is
a bully good josh,” he laughed, “and I’m
not afraid of the product of the extremes; it’s
only equal to the same thing now there’s
higher mathematics for you!” and Pellams danced
the and she made him be serious and take up his work.
The first quarter of an hour she called him to order
twice first for trying to trap with a lariat
of grass an inquisitive gray lizard spying at them
from a fence-rail; second, for enticing into conversation
the huge Danish hound, whose bark is so much worse
than his bite, and who, having been a pup with the
University, knows something of every Stanford “case”
ever developed in the pleasant shade of his domain.
After fifteen minutes of impeccable behavior, Pellams
whispered:
“Say
“Silence!”
“Well, I’d like to have
some attention paid me. Call me down just
to show that you’re alive.”
She pointed to his History and subsided
into her English Poets. When she came to earth
again, the sun was low beyond the eucalyptus trees.
There was a regular sound near her which she realized
having heard for some time in her sub-consciousness.
She peeped over the high-growing root between them.
The man whom she was helping slept peacefully, his
book closed and his mouth open, and only the suspicion
of a snore stirring the quiet autumn air.
“I shall never have any trouble
with him!” thought Katharine, with just the
faintest discontent, as she dropped a twig on his face,
by way of waking him without embarrassment.
The autumn rains came and the dry,
sniffly dust of the campus lay flat under the quiet
air; the clear, fall weather that is mixed in one’s
mind with the pungent smell of tarweed in the pasture
lands, and with long exciting afternoon practices,
hung cool over the land, and still Pellams went girling,
with his beautiful joke on the college. Katharine’s
secret joke on him had succeeded equally well.
The woman-hater’s class work had undergone a
transfiguration. People noticed it. At the
opening of the term he had put Professor Leyne’s
course in “Renaissance Poets” on his schedule
card, because it was a proclaimed snap and because
two of the three Rhos who took it the year before
had kept their set-papers. Professor Leyne loved
to draw covert allusions from what he called “the
ocean of young life that swells around us.”
One day he threw out a direct allusion. Stopping
in his remarks about chivalry, he sunk his voice to
an impressive, confidential tone, looking almost directly
at the impassive Pellams in the back row.
“And I think sometimes,”
he said, “when I see the youth feeling the uplifting
earnestness of first love when I see it
taking him gently by the hand and saying to him ‘my
son, there are higher things’; when I see him
putting his spirit with new zeal to the tasks that
are laid before him, when I see him realizing that
life is indeed serious and its end the fulfilment” and
so on until the bell rang, while the subject of the
eulogy, outwardly calm, grinned fiendishly in his secret
soul, for only himself, the professor and one other
knew that he had scored an A on his last two papers
as against a D earlier in the year. The professor
himself did not know that these same papers were a
good part Katharine Graham, who had suggested the
ideas to Pellams and had then stood over him while
he put them into his own turgid but interesting English.
Similar results ensued in French,
which they prepared together, and he so endeared himself
to the History professor that that worthy expanded
to the point of a hint at an entrance to the seminary
the next semester. The superior Miss Meiggs,
pondering upon the remarkable change in her classmate,
saw with concern this renegade disproving an argument
with which she had enlivened many a Theta Gamma meeting.
She never guessed with what patience Katharine was
training his wandering attention. She was not
present during the afternoons of real, quiet study
which were forced out of him between luncheon and
football practice.
By the time their contract, renewed
from week to week, had been operating for two months,
Pellams began to wonder just where the point of the
joke came in. People had become used to the condition.
The House could rely on him and his singing, and girls
came oftener than ever to Sunday supper. The
Knockery took his affairs as an accepted fact.
They no longer had any new jokes on it. Jimmy
Mason grumbled now and then because his chum was queening
“like all the rest of the frat-men,” and
their jovial expeditions to Mayfield were over, “because
she wouldn’t understand” (most
conclusive proof!), but he ended by taking it as he
might have taken an inequality of temper as
a flaw in character to be overlooked in a friend.
Then again, Pellams found it positively uncanny to
be getting on so well in his work, an uneasy feeling
as though he were walking along the edge of a steep
place. As for the joke itself, he could laugh
over it with Katharine, but there was no way to spring
it. A josh that has not a public end lacks art.
He realized that the idea had seemed very rich when
he conceived it and that he had plunged into it without
considering its finish, and of course an impractical
girl wouldn’t look so far ahead. Now, he
saw that it had ceased to be a josh at all, where
other people were concerned.
When he came to the thought of dropping
it, he suspected that it was no longer a josh where
he himself was concerned. The realization of this
quite stunned him, the afternoon it came to him.
They were sitting below the Sphinx, at the back of
the Mausoleum, and the quail were calling among the
pines. Katharine was reading to him from one of
his text-books. He heard very little of what
she read. To him the book kept repeating that
she had the most attractive mouth and chin he had ever
noticed; that the low-drawn hair on her forehead was
made to be smoothed back, very gently, from her clear
skin. The consciousness that he could not give
up these study-afternoons came over him with a stab,
and told him that he had not been listening at all
well lately; that this was why he could not remember
the stuff in recitation and why he had not dared to
tell her his recent marks. She trusted him so
thoroughly now that she did not stop him so often
when he talked, instead of working. If she had
guessed the real reason of his laziness, she would
have been honestly disappointed in him. This
was the tragedy of it. He could never let her
suspect that he was not still fooling the Rho house.
She was a girl entirely without sentimentality this
was what he liked in her at first, and now it was
his overthrow. If she should so much as dream
that his feeling toward her was anything more than
the friendship he had outlined in the beginning, she
would shut her book with a slap and declare the compact
at an end. He must keep on acting, only his audience
had changed and the people he had been joking with
were now behind the scenes, though they didn’t
know it. So he would put his chin in his hand
and gaze at her as though the peculiarities of the
Renaissance Poets were his greatest concern.
He laughed, too, about the joke itself, finding a
sort of painful relief in double entendre.
Sometimes his mind wandered, and when Katharine failed
to reprove him, as in the earlier days of the compact,
he felt as though he had betrayed a confidence.
Once they had forgotten all about football practice,
and it frightened him; but she seemed not to have
realized the gravity of the thing, and he laughed
the alarming incident away. During lectures, he
tried to reason himself out of the predicament.
It was entirely possible that this feeling toward
her was but another instance of habit, a natural affection
for a chum, with some subtle influence of sex combining
to frighten him into thinking it more serious.
But he was not entirely comforted.
Crises occur properly at the end of
a semester. On the evening of Friday, the closing
day, Roble gave an impromptu dance. Katharine
made Pellams come; it would be final evidence in their
joke, since he was known to dislike dances. He
agreed to attend, adding his own emphasis to the reason
as stated. Katharine filled out his card for him,
allowing him three dances with herself. The evening
began in misery for the woman-hater, and ended in
perturbation of spirit. There were girls, oceans
of them, and not one of them had any sense. Katharine
was different. These girls didn’t know
when they were joshed, and they couldn’t josh
back. They were an uninteresting lot. She
had filled his card with them and he had to hunt them
up and dredge his head for conversation. It was
an awful bore. Katharine was the only girl whom
he had ever seemed able to talk with easily, and he
had only three little dances with her. He was
savage.
During the third dance, he was floundering
through an absent-minded conversation with a Freshman
girl, whose eyelashes were pale pink, when Cap Smith
glided past him, waltzing with Katharine. They
looked as though they were having a very good time.
Pellams felt that Cap, fine fellow as he was, generally
grew too familiar with girls. He noticed with
disapproval the man Katharine drew for the fourth dance,
and she had Cap again for the fifth. He went
over after that dance and asked for her program.
Cap was down for two more dances. Pellams gave
her back her card. He laughed a joking sentence
on another subject, then he slipped down stairs and
blundered out into the rainy night in a towering rage
at Katharine, at Smith, most of all at himself for
being a certain Thing.
Jimmy Mason had not attended the Roble
dance. Instead, he sat at his table in the Knockery,
going over his accounts as laundry agent. He was
deep in these end-of-semester figures when Pellams
burst in at the window, like a storm-driven creature.
People never stand on ceremony at the Knockery.
It is the corner room on the ground floor. The
place has always been the Knockery ever since Mason
roomed there, just as the big room over the old dining-hall
will be the “Bull-pen” forever. It
is the universal avenue after the lights are out,
and the doors locked. You open the window as
gently as you can and slide in. If the tenants
are in bed, you get through into the hall on tiptoe,
if possible; if awake, you stop and chat a bit by
the way of courtesy; no one ever has to study in this
enchanted bower. Moreover, if you do not live
in the Hall, if you are an Alumnus visitor from town,
if there are girls at your frat-house, or if you dwell
off the campus and are belated, there are extra blankets
under the lounge in the corner. Make up your own
bed and turn in, without waking the sleepers.
You are not crowding anybody. Once a whole baseball
team, with the help of two extra mattresses, slept
comfortably in the Knockery but that is
history.
When Pellams slammed in and flopped
disconsolately into a chair, Mason looked up, knowing
that there was trouble somewhere.
“What is it?” he asked.
No answer. Jimmy rose, locked the door and closed
the ventilator. Then he disposed himself on the
lounge.
“Tell your dad. Is it the girl?”
Pellams’s affirmative was put
in language unrepeatable in a book for young persons.
“Something gone wrong?”
“Yes,” etc.
Jimmy wished to offer consolation. “Can
I do anything?”
“Yes,” growled the man
in a dress suit. “You can give me a sweater
and take me to Mayfield!”
Now Jimmy was a true friend. He would have gone
anywhere for Pellams.
When the dance music at Roble had
ceased, and the quiet of the December night was broken
by only the patter of raindrops and the sound of singing
in the Mayfield distance, punctuated by sharp whoops,
Jimmy had got Pellams back to the Knockery pretty
well consoled. It might not have made much difference
just then, even if the lover could have known that
over in darkened Roble, Katharine Graham, who did not
approve of love affairs, lay crying herself to sleep.
Pellams rose late next day, and ate
his lunch mournfully at the House. He was in
an exaggerated state of repentance and resolve.
After luncheon he made a sorrowful pilgrimage to the
Quad. Here he learned that he had lost five hours
and that the Glee Club would tour the South without
him.
Chastened in spirit, he asked for
Katharine at Roble. She had gone to Mrs. Stillwell’s
on the Row. He went again at night, calling late
that she might have her packing finished for the morning
steamer.
By diplomacy, arranged beforehand
with the door-girl, he got her downstairs. There
was only a trace of reserve in her manner when she
told him that she had all her packing yet to do, and
that she couldn’t walk about the Quad even once;
there was more than a trace of embarrassment about
him when he pleaded something very important.
“Perhaps I know what it is,” said she.
“More than likely you don’t,”
he persisted; “anyhow, I deserve a chance to
explain.”
Katharine went down the steps with him.
“Well?” she said, on the walk outside.
“What do you think I want to say?” He
was not so brave now.
“The same thing that I have
in my mind, that our little arrangement would better
end. I have got my very first condition through
wasting time on a foolish josh, and I don’t
believe you’ve been doing good work lately.”
“They gave me two of ’em.”
“Indeed? Then Florence Meiggs was right,
wasn’t she?”
“Dead right.”
Silence for awhile, then she said:
“But you mustn’t blame me. I did my
best, and if we both failed it’s proof positive
that it has to end.”
Another pause, with the whirr of distant
machinery breaking the stillness. No speech on
either side until Pellams felt that he must say something
or the blood in his throat would choke him.
“Do don’t you really know what
I wanted you out here for?”
“Perhaps to insult me further.
Pellams!” impetuously, “why did you do
it?”
“What? flunk?”
“No. Cut those dances.”
“You ought to know!”
“Yes; I do know, and
your wanting to go to Mayfield was a good, gentlemanly
excuse, and I ought to accept it, I suppose. Of
course, it shouldn’t make any difference to
me; you have humiliated me enough already, but you
might have considered the other girls.”
“Yes, and you are blaming me
for cutting down there when you and Cap Smith were
floating around
“You will please leave Mr. Smith
out of the conversation;” she turned toward
the Hall. “I have to go in, the shades are
down already.”
Pellams’ courage came up with
a flash. By blind instinct, he reached out and
caught her hand. She did not struggle, though
the moment he released his pressure she drew her hand
away, and quickened her pace. He followed close,
and she turned upon him.
“This is what I might have expected
when I cheapened myself with you! Will you let
me go in?”
“Not until I have said what
I came to say; Katharine, can’t you can’t
you guess it? Oh, I know Kathie, you
must have seen it you know why I
cut the dance you know” and
again words failed him and he reached for her hand.
But she put him off this time.
“I am sorry to spoil such a beautiful piece
of acting; but our arrangement is going to end, and
this is a worn-out joke.”
They had come by now to the corner
of Roble, where it is indiscreet to talk over private
affairs, and neither said anything until they reached
and mounted the steps into the shadow of the porch.
Then she said:
“After all, since it is over,
I won’t be unkind. Good-bye. We’ve
had a pleasant semester, haven’t we?”
and this time she gave him her hand.
A girl raised one of the hallway curtains
just then. The sudden flash of light came upon
Katharine where she stood with her hand in Pellams’.
She had meant that look, that softening of the eyes,
that little quiver of the mouth, for darkness and
concealment, and he caught it all before she could
blot it out with a smile.
And, having argued to a conclusion,
it mattered not to either that Miss Meiggs stood looking
out at them with supreme contempt.