I do not recollect anything happening for a good while.  Our chief event was the perfect success of Mr. Yolland’s concentrated fuel, which did not blow up anything or anybody, and the production of some lovely Etruscan vases and tiles, for which I copied the designs out of a book I happily discovered in the library.  They were sent up to the porcelain shops in London, and orders began to come in, to the great exultation of Harold and Co., an exultation which I could not help partaking, even while it seemed to me to be plunging him deeper and deeper in the dangerous speculation.

We put the vases into a shop in the town and wondered they did not sell; but happily people at a distance were kinder, and native genius was discovered in a youth, who soon made beautiful designs.  But I do not think the revived activity of the unpopular pottery did us at that time any good with our neighbours.

Harold and Eustace sent in their subscriptions to the hunt and were not refused, but there were rumours that some of the Stympsons had threatened to withdraw.

I had half a mind to ride with them to the meet, but I could not tell who would cut me, and I knew the mortification would be so keen to them that I could not tell how they would behave, and I was afraid Eustace’s pride in his scarlet coat might be as manifest to others as to us, and make me blush for him.  So I kept Dora and myself at home.

I found that by the management of Dermot Tracy and his friends, the slight had been less apparent than had been intended, when all the other gentlemen had been asked in to Mr. Stympson’s to breakfast, and they had been left out with the farmers; Dermot had so resented this that he had declined going into the house, and ridden to the village inn with them.

To my surprise, Eustace chose to go on hunting, because it asserted his rights and showed he did not care; and, besides, the hard riding was almost a necessity to both the young men, and the Foling hounds, beyond Biston, were less exclusive, and they were welcomed there.  I believe their horsemanship extorted admiration from the whole field, and that they were gathering acquaintance, though not among those who were most desirable.  The hunting that was esteemed hard exercise here was nothing to them.  They felt cramped and confined even when they had had the longest runs, and disdained the inclosures they were forced to respect.  I really don’t know what Harold would have done but for Kalydon Moor, where he had a range without inclosures of some twelve miles.  I think he rushed up there almost every day, and thus kept himself in health, and able to endure the confinement of our civilised life.

A very hard winter set in unusually early, and with a great deal of snow in December.  It was a great novelty to our Australians, and was not much relished by Eustace, who did not enjoy the snow-balling and snow fortification in which Harold and Dora revelled in front of the house all the forenoon.  After luncheon, when the snowstorm had come on too thickly for Dora to go out again, Harold insisted on going to see how the world looked from the moor.  I entreated him not to go far, telling him how easy it was to lose the way when all outlines were changed in a way that would baffle even a black fellow; but he listened with a smile, took a plaid and a cap and sallied forth.  I played at shuttle-cock for a good while with Dora, and then at billiards with Eustace; and when evening had closed darkly in, and the whole outside world was blotted out with the flakes and their mist, I began to grow a little anxious.

The hall was draughty, but there was a huge wood fire in it, and it seemed the best place to watch in, so there we sat together, and Eustace abused the climate and I told stories ­dismal ones, I fear ­about sheep and shepherds, dogs and snowdrifts, to the tune of that peculiar howl that the wind always makes when the blast is snow-laden; and dinner time came, and I could not make up my mind to go and dress so as to be out of reach of ­I don’t know what I expected to happen.  Certainly what did happen was far from anything I had pictured to myself.

Battling with the elements and plunging in the snow, and seeing, whenever it slackened, so strange and new a world, was a sort of sport to Harold, and he strode on, making his goal the highest point of the moor, whence, if it cleared a little, he would be able to see to a vast distance.  He was curious, too, to look down into the railway cutting.  This was a sort of twig from a branch of the main line, chiefly due to Lord Erymanth, who, after fighting off the railway from all points adjacent to his estate, had found it so inconvenient to be without a station within reasonable distance, that a single line had at last been made from Mycening for the benefit of the places in this direction, but not many trains ran on it, for it was not much frequented.

Harold came to the brow of the cutting, and there beheld the funnel of a locomotive engine, locomotive no more, but firmly embedded in the snowdrift into which it had run, with a poor little train of three or four carriages behind it, already half buried.  Not a person was to be seen, as Harold scrambled and slid down the descent and lighted on the top of one of the carriages; for, as it proved, the engineer, stoker, and two or three passengers had left the train an hour before, and were struggling along the line to the nearest station.  Harold got down on the farther side, which was free of snow, and looked into all the carriages.  No one was there, till, in a first-class one, he beheld an old gentleman, well wrapped up indeed, but numb, stiff, and dazed with the sleep out of which he was roused.

“Tickets, eh?” he said, and he dreamily held one out to Harold and tried to get up, but he stumbled, and hardly seemed to understand when Harold told him it was not the station, but that they had run into the snowdrift; he only muttered something about being met, staggered forward, and fell into Harold’s arms.  There was a carriage-bag on the seat, but Harold looked in vain there for a flask.  The poor old man was hardly sensible.  Ours was the nearest house, and Harold saw that the only chance for the poor old gentleman’s life was to carry him home at once.  Even for him it was no small effort, for his burthen was a sturdy man with the solidity of years, and nearly helpless, save that the warmth of Harold’s body did give him just life and instinct to hold on, and let himself be bound to him with the long plaid so as least to impede his movements; but only one possessed of Harold’s almost giant strength could have thus clambered the cutting at the nearest point to Arghouse and plodded through the snow.  The only wonder is that they were not both lost.  Their track was marked as long as that snow lasted by mighty holes.

It was at about a quarter-past seven that all the dogs barked, a fumbling was heard at the door, and a muffled voice, “Let me in.”

Then in stumbled a heap of snow, panting, and amid Spitz’s frantic barks, we saw it was Harold, bent nearly double by the figure tied to him.  He sank on his knee, so as to place his burthen on the great couch, gasping, “Untie me,” and as I undid the knot, he rose to his feet, panting heavily, and, in spite of the cold, bathed in perspiration.

“Get something hot for him directly,” he said, falling back into an arm-chair, while we broke out in exclamations.  “Who ­where did you find him?  Some poor old beggar.  Not too near the fire ­call Richardson ­hot brandy-and-water ­bed.  He’s some poor old beggar,” and such outcries for a moment or two, till Harold, recovering himself in a second, explained, “Snowed up in the train.  Here, Lucy, Eustace, rub his hands.  Dora, ask Richardson for something hot.  Are you better now, sir?” beginning to pull off the boots that he might rub his feet; but this measure roused the traveller, who resisted, crying out, “Don’t, don’t, my good man, I’ll reward you handsomely.  I’m a justice of the peace.”

Thick and stifled as it was, the voice was familiar.  I looked again, and screamed out, “Lord Erymanth, is it you?”

That roused him, and as I took hold of both hands and bent over him, he looked up, dazzled and muttering, “Lucy, Lucy Alison!  Arghouse!  How came I here?” and then as the hot cordial came at last, in the hand of Richardson, who had once been in his service, he swallowed it, and then leant back and gazed at me as I went on rubbing his hands.  “Thank you, my dear.  Is it you?  I thought I was snowed up, and I have never signed that codicil about little Viola, or I could die easily.  It is not such a severe mode, after all.”

“But you’re not dying, you’re only dreaming.  You are at Arghouse.  Harold here found you and brought you to us.”

And then we agreed that he had better be put to bed at once in Eustace’s room, as there was already a fire there, and any other would take long in being warmed.

Harold and Eustace got him upstairs between them, and Richardson followed, while I looked out with dismay at the drifting snow, and wondered how to send either for a doctor or for Lady Diana in case of need.  He had been a childless widower for many years, and had no one nearer belonging to him.  Dora expressed her amazement that I did not go to help, but I knew this would have shocked him dreadfully, and I only sent Colman to see whether she could be of any use.

Harold came out first, and on his way to get rid of his snow-soaked garments, paused to tell me that the old gentleman had pretty well come round, and was being fed with hot soup and wine, while he seemed half asleep.  “He is not frost-bitten,” added Harold; “but if he is likely to want the doctor, I’d better go on to Mycening at once, before I change my things.”

But I knew Lord Erymanth to be a hale, strong man of his years, little given to doctors, and as I heard he had said “No, no,” when Eustace proposed to send for one, I was glad to negative the proposal from a man already wet through and tired ­“well, just a little.”

Our patient dropped asleep almost as soon as he had had his meal, in the very middle of a ceremonious speech of thanks, which sent Eustace down to dinner more than ever sure that there was nothing like the aristocracy, who all understood one another; and we left Richardson to watch over him, and sleep in the dressing-room in case of such a catastrophe as a rheumatic waking in the night.

We were standing about the fire in the hall, our usual morning waiting-place before breakfast, and had just received Richardson’s report that his lordship had had a good night, seemed none the worse, and would presently appear, but that he desired we would not wait breakfast, when there was a hasty ring at the door, and no sooner was it opened than Dermot Tracy, battered and worn, in a sou’-wester sprinkled with snow and with boots up to his thighs, burst into the hall.

“Alison, you there?  All right, I want you,” shaking hands in an agitated way all round, and speaking very fast with much emotion.  “I want you to come and search for my poor uncle.  He was certainly in the train from Mycening that ran into a drift.  Men went to get help; couldn’t get back for three hours.  He wasn’t there ­never arrived at home.  My mother is in a dreadful state.  Hogg is setting all the men to dig at the Erymanth end.  I’ve got a lot to begin in the Kalydon cutting; but you’ll come, Alison, you’ll be worth a dozen of them.  He might be alive still, you see.”

“Thank you, Dermot, I am happy to say that such is the case,” said a voice from the oak staircase, and down it was slowly proceeding Lord Erymanth, as trim, and portly, and well brushed-up as if he had arrived behind his two long-tailed bays.

Dermot, with his eyes full of tears, which he was squeezing and winking away, and his rapid, broken voice, had seen and heard nothing in our faces or exclamations to prepare him.  He started violently and sprang forward, meeting Lord Erymanth at the foot of the stairs, and wringing both his hands ­nay, I almost thought he would have kissed him, as he broke out into some incoherent cry of scarcely-believing joy, which perhaps surprised and touched the old man.  “There, there, Dermot, my boy, your solicitude is ­is honourable to you; but restrain ­restrain it, my dear boy ­we are not alone.”  And he advanced, a little rheumatically, to us, holding out his hand with morning greetings.

“I must send to my mother.  Joe is here with the sleigh,” said Dermot.  “Uncle, how did you come here?” he added, as reflection only made his amazement profounder.

“It is true, as you said just now, that Mr. Harold Alison is equal to a dozen men.  I owe my preservation, under Providence, to him,” said Lord Erymanth, who, though not a small man, had to look far up as Harold stood towering above us all.  “My most earnest acknowledgments are due to him,” he added, solemnly holding out his hand.

“I might have expected that!” ejaculated Dermot, while Harold took the offered hand with a smile, and a mutter in his beard of “I am very glad.”

“I’ll just send a line to satisfy my mother,” said Dermot, taking a pen from the inkstand on the hall-table.  “Joe’s here with the sleigh, and we must telegraph to George St. Glear.”

Lord Erymanth repeated the name in some amazement, for he was not particularly fond of his heir.

“Hogg telegraphed to him this morning,” and as the uncle observed, “Somewhat premature,” he went on:  “Poor Hogg was beside himself; he came to Arked at ten o’clock last night to look for you, and, luckily, I was there, so we’ve been hallooing half the night along the line, and then getting men together in readiness for the search as soon as it was light.  I must be off to stop them at once.  I came in to get the Alisons’ help ­never dreamt of such a thing as finding you here.  And, after all, I don’t understand ­how did you come?”

“I cannot give you a detailed account,” said his lordship.  “Mr. Harold Alison roused me from a drowsiness which might soon, very probably, have been fatal, and brought me here.  I have no very distinct recollection of the mode, and I fear I must have been a somewhat helpless and encumbering burthen.”

Dora put in her oar.  “Harry can carry anything,” she said; “he brought you in so nicely on his back ­just as I used to ride.”

“On his back!”

“Yes,” said Dora, who was fond of Mr. Tracy, and glad to impart her information, “on his back, with his boots sticking out on each side, so funnily!”

Lord Erymanth endeavoured to swallow the information suavely by the help of a classical precedent, and said, with a gracious smile, “Then I perceive we must have played the part of AEneas and Anchises ­” But before he had got so far, the idea had been quite too much for Dermot, who cried out, “Pick-a-back!  With his boots sticking out on both sides!  Thank you, Dora.  Oh! my uncle, pick-a-back!” and went off in an increasing, uncontrollable roar of laughter, while Harold, with a great tug to his moustache, observed apologetically to Lord Erymanth, “It was the only way I could do it,” which speech had the effect of so prolonging poor Dermot’s mirth, that all the good effect of the feeling he had previously displayed for his uncle was lost, and Lord Erymanth observed, in his most dry and solemn manner, “There are some people who can see nothing but food for senseless ridicule in the dangers of their friends.”

“My dear Lord Erymanth,” I said, almost wild, “do just consider Dermot has been up all night, and has had nothing to eat, and is immensely relieved to find you all safe.  He can’t be expected to quite know what he is about when he is so shaken.  Come to breakfast, and we shall all be better.”

“That might be a very sufficient excuse for you or for Viola, my dear Lucy,” returned Lord Erymanth, taking, however, the arm I offered.  “Young ladies may be very amiably hysterical, but a young man, in my day, who had not trifled away his manliness, would be ashamed of such an excuse.”

There was a certain truth in what he said.  Dermot was not then so strong, nor had he the self-command he would have had, if his life had been more regular; but he must always have had a much more sensitive and emotional nature than his uncle could ever understand.  The reproach, however, sobered him in a moment, and he followed us gravely into the dining-room, without uttering a word for the next quarter of an hour; neither did Harold, who was genuinely vexed at having made the old man feel himself ridiculous, and was sorry for the displeasure with his friend.  Nobody did say much except Eustace, who was delighted at having to play host to such distinguished guests, and Lord Erymanth himself, who was so gracious and sententious as quite to restore Dermot’s usual self by the time breakfast was over, and he saw his servant bringing back his sleigh, in which he offered to convey his uncle either home or to Arked.  But it was still fitfully snowing, and Lord Erymanth was evidently not without touches of rheumatism, which made him lend a willing ear to our entreaties to him not to expose himself.  Harold then undertook to go in search of his portmanteau either to the scene of the catastrophe or the Hall.

“My dear sir, I could not think of exposing you to a repetition of such inclement weather as you have already encountered.  I am well supplied here, my young friend ­I think I may use the term, considering that two generations ago, at least, a mutual friendship existed between the houses, which, however obscured for a time ­hum ­hum ­hum ­may be said still to exist towards my dear friend’s very amiable young daughter; and although I may have regretted as hasty and premature a decision that, as her oldest and most experienced ­I may say paternal ­friend, I ventured to question ­you will excuse my plain speaking; I am always accustomed to utter my sentiments freely ­yet on better acquaintance ­brought about as it was in a manner which, however peculiar, and, I may say, unpleasant ­cannot do otherwise than command my perpetual gratitude ­I am induced to revoke a verdict, uttered, perhaps, rather with a view to the antecedents than to the individuals, and to express a hope that the ancient family ties may again assert themselves, and that I may again address as such Mr. Alison of Arghouse.”

That speech absolutely cleared the field of Harold and Dermot both.  One strode, the other backed, to the door, Dermot hastily said, “Good-bye then, uncle, I shall look you up to-morrow, but I must go and stop George St. Glear,” and Harold made no further ceremony, but departed under his cover.

Probably, Richardson had spoken a word or two in our favour to his former master, for, when Lord Erymanth was relieved from his nephew’s trying presence, he was most gracious, and his harangues, much as they had once fretted me, had now a familiar sound, as proving that we were no longer “at the back of the north wind,” while Eustace listened with rapt attention, both to the long words and to anything coming from one whose name was enrolled in his favourite volume; who likewise discovered in him likenesses to generations past of Alisons, and seemed ready to admit him to all the privileges for which he had been six months pining.

At the first opportunity, Lord Erymanth began to me, “My dear Lucy, it is a confession that to some natures may seem humiliating, but I have so sedulously cultivated candour for my whole term of existence, that I hope I may flatter myself that I am not a novice in the great art of retracting a conclusion arrived at under premises which, though probable, have proved to be illusory.  I therefore freely confess that I have allowed probability to weigh too much with me in my estimation of these young men.”  I almost jumped for joy as I cried out that I knew he would think so when he came to know them.

“Yes, I am grateful to the accident that has given me the opportunity of judging for myself,” quoth Lord Erymanth, and with a magnanimity which I was then too inexperienced to perceive, he added, “I can better estimate the motives which made you decide on fixing your residence with your nephews, and I have no reluctance in declaring them natural and praiseworthy.”  I showed my satisfaction in my old friend’s forgiveness, but he still went on:  “Still, my dear, you must allow me to represent that your residence here, though it is self-innocent, exposes you to unpleasant complications.  I cannot think it well that a young lady of your age should live entirely with two youths without female society, and be constantly associating with such friends as they may collect round them.”

I remember now how the unshed tears burnt in my eyes as I said the female society had left me to myself, and begged to know with whom I had associated.  In return I heard something that filled me with indignation about his nephew, Dermot Tracy, not being exactly the companion for an unchaperoned young lady, far less his sporting friends, or that young man who had been Dr. Kingston’s partner.  He was very sorry for me, as he saw my cheeks flaming, but he felt it right that I should be aware.  I told him how I had guarded myself ­never once come across the sportsmen, and only seen Mr. Yolland professionally when he showed me how to dress Harold’s hand, besides the time when he went over the pottery with us.  Nay, Dermot himself had only twice come into my company ­once about his sister, and once to inquire after Harold after the adventure with the lion.

There I found I had alluded to what made Lord Erymanth doubly convinced that I must be blinded; my sight must be amiably obscured, as to the unfitness ­he might say, the impropriety of such companions for me.  He regretted all the more where his nephew was concerned, but it was due to me to warn, to admonish, me of the true facts of the case.

I did not see how I could want any admonition of the true facts I had seen with my own eyes.

He was intensely astonished, and did not know how to believe that I had actually seen the lion overpowered; whereupon I begged to know what he had heard.  He was very unwilling to tell me, but it came out at last that Dermot and Harold ­being, he feared, in an improperly excited condition ­had insisted on going to the den with the keeper, and had irritated the animal by wanton mischief, and he was convinced that this could not have taken place in my presence.

I was indignant beyond measure.  Had not Dermot told him the true story?  He shook his head, and was much concerned at having to say so, but he had so entirely ceased to put any confidence in Dermot’s statements that he preferred not listening to them.  And I knew it was vain to try to show him the difference between deliberate falsehood, which was abhorrent to Dermot, and the exaggerations and mystifications to which his uncle’s solemnity always prompted him.  I appealed to the county paper; but he had been abroad at the time, and had, moreover, been told that the facts had been hushed up.

Happily, he had some trust in my veracity, and let me prove my perfect alibi for Harold as well as for Dermot.  When I represented how those two were the only men among some hundreds who had shown either courage or coolness, he granted it with the words, “True, true.  Of course, of course.  That’s the way good blood shows itself.  Hereditary qualities are sure to manifest themselves.”

Then he let me exonerate Harold from the charge of intemperance, pointing out that not even after the injury and operation, nor after yesterday’s cold and fatigue, had he touched any liquor; but I don’t think the notion of teetotalism was gratifying, even when I called it a private, individual vow.  Nor could I make out whether his Australian life was known, and I was afraid to speak of it, lest I should be betraying what need never be mentioned.  Of Viola’s adventure, to my surprise, her uncle did not make much, but he had heard of that from the fountain-head, unpolluted by Stympson gossip; and, moreover, Lady Diana had been so disproportionately angry as to produce a reaction in him.  Viola was his darling, and he had taken her part when he had found that she knew her brother was at hand.  He allowed, too, that she might fairly be inspired with confidence by the voice and countenance of her captor, whom he seemed to view as a good-natured giant.  But even this was an advance on “the prize-fighter,” as Lady Diana and the Stympsons called him.

It was an amusing thing to hear the old earl moralising on the fortunate conjunction of circumstances, which had brought the property, contrary to all expectation, to the most suitable individual.  Much did I long for Harold to return and show what he was, but only his lordship’s servant, letters, and portmanteau came on an improvised sleigh.  He had an immense political, county, and benevolent correspondence, and was busied with it all the rest of the day.  Eustace hovered about reverentially and obligingly, and secured the good opinion which had been already partly gained by the statement of the police at the Quarter Sessions, whence Lord Erymanth had been returning, that they never had had so few cases from the Hydriot potteries as during this last quarter.  Who could be complimented upon this happy state of things save the chairman?  And who could appropriate the compliment more readily or with greater delight?  Even I felt that it would be cruel high treason to demonstrate which was the mere chess king.

Poor Eustace!  Harold had infected me enough with care for him to like to see him in such glory, though somewhat restless as to the appearances of this first state dinner of ours, and at Harold’s absence; but, happily, the well-known step was in the hall before our guest came downstairs, and Eustace dashed out to superintend the toilette that was to be as worthy of meeting with an earl as nature and garments would permit.  “Fit to be seen?” I heard Harold growl.  “Of course I do when I dine with Lucy, and this is only an old man.”

Eustace and Richardson had disinterred and brushed up Harold’s only black suit (ordered as mourning for his wife, and never worn but at his uncle’s funeral); but three years’ expansion of chest and shoulder had made it pinion him so as to lessen the air of perfect ease which, without being what is called grace, was goodly to look upon.  Eustace’s studs were in his shirt, and the unnatural shine on his tawny hair too plainly revealed the perfumeries that crowded the young squire’s dressing-table.  With the purest intentions of kindness Eustace had done his best to disguise a demigod as a lout.

We had a diner a la Russe, to satisfy Eustace’s aspirations as to the suitable.  I had been seeking resources for it all the afternoon and building up erections with Richardson and Colman; and when poor Harold, who had been out in the snow with nothing to eat since breakfast, beheld it, he exclaimed, “Lucy, why did you not tell me?  I could have gone over to Mycening and brought you home a leg of mutton.”

“Don’t expose what a cub you are!” muttered the despairing Eustace.  “It is a deena a la Roos.”

“I thought the Russians ate blubber,” observed Harold, somewhat unfeelingly, though I don’t think he saw the joke; but I managed to reassure him, sotto voce, as to there being something solid in the background.  He was really ravenous, and it was a little comedy to see the despairing contempt with which he regarded the dainty little mouthfuls that the cook viewed with triumph, and Eustace in equal misery at his savage appetite; while Lord Erymanth, far too real a gentleman to be shocked at a man’s eating when he was hungry, was quite insensible of the by-play until Harold, reduced to extremity at sight of one delicate shaving of turkey’s breast, burst out, “I say, Richardson, I must have some food.  Cut me its leg, please, at once!”

“Harry,” faintly groaned Eustace, while Lord Erymanth observed, “Ah! there is no such receipt for an appetite as shooting in the snow.  I remember when a turkey’s leg would have been nothing to me, after being out duck-shooting in Kalydon Bog.  Have you been there to-day?  There would be good sport.”

“No,” said Harold, contented at last with the great leg, which seemed in the same proportion to him as a chicken’s to other men.  “I have been getting sheep out of the snow.”

I elicited from him that he had, in making his way to Erymanth, heard the barking of a dog, and found that a shepherd and his flock had taken refuge in a hollow of the moor, which had partly protected them from the snow, but whence they could not escape.  The shepherd, a drover who did not know the locality, had tried with morning light to find his way to help, but, spent and exhausted, would soon have perished, had not Harold been attracted by the dog.  After dragging him to the nearest farm, Harold left the man to be restored by food and fire, while performing his own commission at the castle, and then returned to spend the remainder of the daylight hours in helping to extricate the sheep, and convey them to the farmyard, so that only five had been lost.

“An excellent, not to say a noble, manner of spending a winter’s day,” quoth the earl.

“I am a sheep farmer myself,” was the reply.

Lord Erymanth really wanted to draw him out, and began to ask about Australian stock-farming, but Harold’s slowness of speech left Eustace to reply to everything, and when once the rage of hunger was appeased, the harangues in a warm room after twenty miles’ walk in the snow, and the carrying some hundreds of sheep one by one in his arms, produced certain nods and snores which were no favourable contrast with Eustace’s rapt attention.

For, honestly, Eustace thought these speeches the finest things he had ever heard, and though he seldom presumed to understand them, he listened earnestly, and even imitated them in a sort of disjointed way.  Now Lord Erymanth, if one could manage to follow him, was always coherent.  His sentences would parse, and went on uniform principles ­namely, the repeating every phrase in finer words, with all possible qualifications; whereas Eustace never accomplished more than catching up some sonorous period; but as his manners were at their best when he was overawed, and nine months in England had so far improved his taste that he did not once refer to his presentation at Government House, he made such an excellent impression that Lord Erymanth announced that he was going to give a ball to introduce his niece, Miss Tracy, on her seventeenth birthday, in January, and invited us all thereto.

Eustace’s ecstacy was unbounded.  He tried to wake Harold to share it, but only produced some murmurs about half-inch bullets:  only when the “Good-night” came did Harold rouse up, and then, of course, he was wide awake; and while Eustace was escorting the distinguished guest to his apartment, we stood over the hall fire, enjoying his delight, and the prospect of his being righted with the county.

“And you will have your friends again, Lucy,” added Harold.

“Yes, I don’t suppose Lady Diana will hold out against him.  He will prepare the way.”

“And,” said Eustace, coming downstairs, “it is absolutely necessary that you go and be measured for a dress suit, Harry.”

“I will certainly never get into this again,” he said, with a thwarted sigh; “it’s all I can do to help splitting it down the back.  You must get it off as you got it on.”

“Not here!” entreated Eustace, alarmed at his gesture.  “Remember the servant.  Oh Harold, if you could but be more the gentleman!  Why cannot you take example by me, instead of overthrowing all the advantageous impressions that such ­such a service has created?  I really think there’s nothing he would not do for me.  Don’t you think so, Lucy?”

“Could he do anything for Prometesky?” asked Harold.

“He could, more than anyone,” I said; “but I don’t know if he would.”

“I’ll see about that.”

“Now, Harold,” cried Eustace in dismay, “don’t spoil everything by offending him.  Just suppose he should not send us the invitation!”

“No great harm done.”

Eustace was incoherent in his wrath and horror, and Harold, too much used to his childish selfishness to feel the annoyance, answered, “I am not you.”

“But if you offend him?”

“Never fear, Eu, I’ll take care you don’t fare the worse.”

And as he lighted his candle he added to poor Eustace’s discomfiture by the shocking utterance under his beard: 

“You are welcome to him for me, if you can stand such an old bore.”