Up the street two hundred yards from
the Houston House Skinny and Pete lay hidden behind
a bowlder. Three hundred yards on the other side
of the hotel Johnny and Billy were stretched out in
an arroyo. Buck was lying down now, and Hopalong,
from his position in the barn belonging to the hotel,
was methodically dropping the horses of the besieged,
a job he hated as much as he hated poison. The
corral was their death trap. Red and Lanky were
emitting clouds of smoke from behind the store, immediately
across the street from the barroom. A buffalo
gun roared down by the plaza and several Sharps cracked
a protest from different points. The town had
awakened and the shots were dropping steadily.
Strange noises filled the air.
They grew in tone and volume and then dwindled away
to nothing. The hum of the buffalo gun and the
sobbing pi-in-in-ing of the Winchesters were liberally
mixed with the sharp whines of the revolvers.
There were no windows in the hotel
now. Raw furrows in the bleached wood showed
yellow, and splinters mysteriously sprang from the
casings. The panels of the door were producing
cracks and the cheap door handle flew many ways at
once. An empty whisky keg on the stoop boomed
out mournfully at intervals and finally rolled down
the steps with a rumbling protest. Wisps of smoke
slowly climbed up the walls and seemed to be waving
defiance to the curling wisps in the open.
Pete raised his shoulder to refill
the magazine of his smoking rifle and dropped the
cartridges all over his lap. He looked sheepishly
at Skinny and began to load with his other hand.
“Yore plum loco, yu are.
Don’t yu reckon they kin hit a blue shirt at
two hundred?” Skinny cynically inquired.
“Got one that time,” he announced a second
later.
“I wonder who’s got th’
buffalo,” grunted Pete. “Mus’
be Cowan,” he replied to his own question and
settled himself to use his left hand.
“Don’t yu git Shorty; he’s my meat,”
suggested Skinny.
“Yu better tell Buck he
ain’t got no love fer Shorty,”
replied Pete, aiming carefully.
The panic in the corral ceased and
Hopalong was now sending his regrets against the panels
of the rear door. He had cut his last initial
in the near panel and was starting a wobbly “H”
in its neighbor. He was in a good position.
There were no windows in the rear wall, and as the
door was a very dangerous place he was not fired at.
He began to get tired of this one-sided
business and crawled up on the window ledge, dangling
his feet on the outside. He occasionally sent
a bullet at a different part of the door, but amused
himself by annoying Buck.
“Plenty hot down there?”
he pleasantly inquired, and as he received no answer
he tried again. “Better save some of them
cartridges fer some other time, Buck.”
Buck was sending 45-70’s into
the shattered window with a precision that presaged
evil to any of the defenders who were rash enough to
try to gain the other end of the room.
Hopalong bit off a chew of tobacco
and drowned a green fly that was crawling up the side
of the barn. The yellow liquid streaked downward
a short distance and was eagerly sucked up by the
warped boards.
A spurt of smoke leaped from the battered
door and the bored Hopalong promptly tumbled back
inside. He felt of his arm, and then, delighted
at the notice taken of his artistic efforts, shot several
times from a crack on his right. “This
yer’s shore gittin’ like home,” he
gravely remarked to the splinter that whizzed past
his head. He shot again at the door and it sagged
outward, accompanied by the thud of a falling body.
“Pies like mother used to make,” he announced
to the loft as he slipped the magazine full of .45-70’S.
“An’ pills like popper used to take,”
he continued when he had lowered the level of the water
in his flask.
He rolled a cigarette and tossed the
match into the air, extinguishing it by a shot from
his Colt.
“Got any cigarettes, Hoppy?” said a voice
from below.
“Shore,” replied the joyous
puncher, recognizing Pete; “how’d yu git
here?”
“Like a cow. Busy?”
“None whatever. Comin’ up?”
“Nope. Skinny wants a smoke too.”
Hopalong handed tobacco and papers down the hole.
“So long.”
“So long,” replied the daring Pete, who
risked death twice for a smoke.
The hot afternoon dragged along and
about three o’clock Buck held up an empty cartridge
belt to the gaze of the curious Hopalong. That
observant worthy nodded and threw a double handful
of cartridges, one by one, to the patient and unrelenting
Buck, who filled his gun and piled the few remaining
ones up at his side. “Th’ lives of
mice and men gang aft all wrong,” he remarked
at random.
“Th’ son-of-a-gun’s
talkin’ Shakespeare,” marveled Hopalong.
“Satiate any, Buck?” he asked as that
worthy settled down to await his chance.
“Two,” he replied, “Shorty
an’ another. Plenty damn hot down here,”
he complained. A spurt of alkali dust stung his
face, but the hand that made it never made another.
“Three,” he called. “How many,
Hoppy?”
“One. That’s four. Wonder
if th’ others got any?”
“Pete said Skinny got one,” replied the
intent Buck.
“Th’ son-of-a-gun, he
never said nothin’ about it, an’ me a fillin’
his ornery paws with smokin’.” Hopalong
was indignant.
“Bet yu ten we don’t git ’em afore
dark,” he announced.
“Got yu. Go yu ten more I gits another,”
promptly responded Buck.
“That’s a shore cinch. Make her twenty.”
“She is.”
“Yu’ll have to square
it with Skinny, he shore wanted Shorty plum’
bad,” Hopalong informed the unerring marksman.
“Why didn’t he say suthin’ about
it? Anyhow, Jimmy was my bunkie.”
Hopalong’s cigarette disintegrated
and the board at his left received a hole. He
promptly disappeared and Buck laughed. He sat
up in the loft and angrily spat the soaked paper out
from between his lips.
“All that trouble fer
nothin’, th’ white-eyed coyote,”
he muttered. Then he crawled around to one side
and fired at the center of his “C.”
Another shot hurtled at him and his left arm fell to
his side. “That’s funny wonder
where th’ damn pirut is?” He looked out
cautiously and saw a cloud of smoke over a knothole
which was situated close up under the eaves of the
barroom; and it was being agitated. Some one was
blowing at it to make it disappear. He aimed
very carefully at the knot and fired. He heard
a sound between a curse and a squawk and was not molested
any further from that point.
“I knowed he’d git hurt,”
he explained to the bandage, torn from the edge of
his kerchief, which he carefully bound around his last
wound.
Down in the arroyo Johnny was complaining.
“This yer’s a no good bunk,” he
plaintively remarked.
“It shore ain’t but it’s
th’ best we kin find,” apologized Billy.
“That’s th’ sixth
that feller sent up there. He’s a damn poor
shot,” observed Johnny; “must be Shorty.”
“Shorty kin shoot plum’ good tain’t
him,” contradicted Billy.
“Yas with a six-shooter.
He’s off’n his feed with a rifle,”
explained Johnny.
“Yu wants to stay down from
up there, yu ijit,” warned Billy as the disgusted
Johnny crawled up the bank. He slid down again
with a welt on his neck.
“That’s somebody else
now. He oughter a done better’n that,”
he said.
Billy had fired as Johnny started
to slide and he smoothed his aggrieved chum.
“He could onct, yu means.”
“Did yu git him?” asked
the anxious Johnny, rubbing his welt. “Plum’
center,” responded the business-like Billy.
“Go up agin, mebby I kin git another,”
he suggested tentatively.
“Mebby you kin go to blazes.
I ain’t no gallery,” grinned the now exuberant
owner of the welt.
“Who’s got the buffalo?”
he inquired as the great gun roared.
“Mus’ be Cowan.
He’s shore all right. Sounds like a bloomin’
cannon,” replied Billy. “Lemme alone
with yore fool questions, I’m busy,” he
complained as his talkative partner started to ask
another. “Go an’ git me some water I’m
alkalied. An’ git some .45’s, mine’s
purty near gone.”
Johnny crawled down the arroyo and
reappeared at Hopalong’s barn.
As he entered the door a handful of
empty shells fell on his hat and dropped to the floor.
He shook his head and remarked, “That mus’
be that fool Hopalong.”
“Yore shore right. How’s
business?” inquired the festive Cassidy.
“Purty fair. Billy’s got one.
How many’s gone?”
“Buck’s got three, I got
two and Skinny’s got one. That’s six,
an’ Billy is seven. They’s five more,”
he replied.
“How’d yu know?”
queried Johnny as he filled his flask at the horse
trough.
“Because they’s twelve
cayuses behind the hotel. That’s why.”
“They might git away on ’em,”
suggested the practical Johnny.
“Can’t. They’s all cashed in.”
“Yu said that they’s five left,”
ejaculated the puzzled water carrier.
“Yah; yore a smart cuss, ain’t yu?”
Johnny grinned and then said, “Got
any smokin’?” Hopalong looked grieved.
“I ain’t no store. Why don’t
yu git generous and buy some?”
He partially filled Johnny’s
hand, and as he put the sadly depleted bag away he
inquired, “Got any papers?”
“Nope.”
“Got any matches?” he asked cynically.
“Nope.”
“Kin yu smoke ’em?” he yelled, indignantly.
“Shore nuff,” placidly
replied the unruffled Johnny. “Billy wants
some .45-70’s.”
Hopalong gasped. “Don’t he want my
gun, too?”
“Nope. Got a better one.
Hurry up, he’ll git mad.” Hopalong
was a very methodical person. He was the only
one of his crowd to carry a second cartridge strap.
It hung over his right shoulder and rested on his
left hip. His waist belt held thirty cartridges
for the revolvers. He extracted twenty from that
part of the shoulder strap hardest to get at, the
back, by simply pulling it over his shoulder and plucking
out the bullets as they came into reach.
“That’s all yu kin have.
I’m Buck’s ammernition jackass,”
he explained. “Bet yu ten we gits ’em
afore dark” he was hedging.
“Any fool knows that. I’ll
take yu if yu bets th’ other way,” responded
Johnny, grinning. He knew Hopalong’s weak
spot.
“Yore on,” promptly responded
Hopalong, who would bet on anything.
“Well, so long,” said Johnny as he crawled
away.
“Hey, yu, Johnny!” called
out Hopalong, “don’t yu go an’ tell
anybody I got any pills left. I ain’t no
ars’nal.”
Johnny replied by elevating one foot
and waving it. Then he disappeared.
Behind the store, the most precarious
position among the besiegers, Red Connors and Lanky
Smith were ensconced and commanded a view of the entire
length of the barroom. They could see the dark
mass they knew to be the rear door and derived a great
amount of amusement from the spots of light which
were appearing in it.
They watched the “C” (reversed
to them) appear and be completed. When the wobbly
“H” grew to completion they laughed heartily.
Then the hardwood bar had been dragged across the
field of vision and up to the front windows, and they
could only see the indiscriminate holes which appeared
in the upper panels at frequent intervals.
Every time they fired they had to
expose a part of themselves to a return shot, with
the result that Lanky’s forearm was seared its
entire length. Red had been more fortunate and
only had a bruised ear.
They laboriously rolled several large
rocks out in the open, pushing them beyond the shelter
of the store with their rifles. When they had
crawled behind them they each had another wound.
From their new position they could see Hopalong sitting
in his window. He promptly waved his sombrero
and grinned.
They were the most experienced fighters
of all except Buck, and were saving their shots.
When they did shoot they always had some portion of
a man’s body to aim at, and the damage they inflicted
was considerable. They said nothing, being older
than the rest and more taciturn, and they were not
reckless. Although Hopalong’s antics made
them laugh, they grumbled at his recklessness and
were not tempted to emulate him. It was noticeable,
too, that they shoved their rifles out simultaneously
and, although both were aiming, only one fired.
Lanky’s gun cracked so close to the enemy’s
that the whirr of the bullet over Red’s head
was merged in the crack of his partner’s reply.
When Hopalong saw the rocks roll out
from behind the store he grew very curious. Then
he saw a flash, followed instantly by another from
the second rifle. He saw several of these follow
shots and could sit in silence no longer. He
waved his hat to attract attention and then shouted,
“How many?” A shot was sent straight up
in the air and he notified Buck that there were only
four left.
The fire of these four grew less rapid they
were saving their ammunition. A pot shot at Hopalong
sent that gentleman’s rifle hurtling to the
ground. Another tore through his hat, removing
a neat amount of skin and hair and giving him a lifelong
part. He fell back inside and proceeded to shoot
fast and straight with his revolvers, his head burning
as though on fire. When he had vented the dangerous
pressure of his anger he went below and tried to fish
the rifle in with a long stick. It was obdurate,
so he sent three more shots into the door, and, receiving
no reply, ran out around the corner of his shelter
and grasped the weapon. When half way back he
sank to the ground. Before another shot could
be fired at him with any judgment a ripping, spitting
rifle was being frantically worked from the barn.
The bullets tore the door into seams and gaps; the
lowest panel, the one having the “H” in
it, fell inward in chunks. Johnny had returned
for another smoke.
Hopalong, still grasping the rifle,
rolled rapidly around the corner of the barn.
He endeavored to stand, but could not. Johnny,
hearing rapid and fluent swearing, came out.
“Where’d they git yu?” he asked.
“In th’ off leg. Hurts like
blazes. Did yu git him?”
“Nope. I jest come fer another cig;
got any left?”
“Up above. Yore gall is
shore apallin’. Help me in, yu two-laigged
jackass.”
“Shore. We’ll shore
pay our ’tentions to that door. She’ll
go purty soon she’s as full of holes
as th’ Bad Lan’s,” replied Johnny.
“Git aholt an’ hop along, Hopalong.”
He helped the swearing Hopalong inside,
and then the lead they pumped into the wrecked door
was scandalous. Another panel fell in and Hopalong’s
“C” was destroyed. A wide crack appeared
in the one above it and grew rapidly. Its mate
began to gape and finally both were driven in.
The increase in the light caused by these openings
allowed Red and Lanky to secure better aim and soon
the fire of the defenders died out.
Johnny dropped his rifle and, drawing
his six-shooter, ran out and dashed for the dilapidated
door, while Hopalong covered that opening with a fusilade.
As Johnny’s shoulder sent the
framework flying inward he narrowly missed sudden
death. As it was he staggered to the side, out
of range, and dropped full length to the ground, flat
on his face. Hopalong’s rifle cracked incessantly,
but to no avail. The man who had fired the shot
was dead. Buck got him immediately after he had
shot Johnny.
Calling to Skinny and Red to cover
him, Buck sprinted to where Johnny lay gasping.
The bullet had struck his shoulder. Buck, Colt
in hand, leaped through the door, but met with no
resistance. He signaled to Hopalong, who yelled,
“They’s none left.”
The trees and rocks and gullies and
buildings yielded men who soon crowded around the
hotel. A young doctor, lately graduated, appeared.
It was his first case, but he eased Johnny. Then
he went over to Hopalong, who was now raving, and
attended to him. The others were patched up as
well as possible and the struggling young physician
had his pockets crammed full of gold and silver coins.
The scene of the wrecked barroom was
indescribable. Holes, furrows, shattered glass
and bottles, the liquor oozing down the walls of the
shelves and running over the floor; the ruined furniture,
a wrecked bar, seared and shattered and covered with
blood; bodies as they had been piled in the corners;
ropes, shells, hats; and liquor everywhere, over everything,
met the gaze of those who had caused the chaos.
Perry’s Bend had failed to wipe out the score.