Buckskin gradually readjusted itself
to the conditions which had existed before its sudden
leap into the limelight as a town which did things.
The soiree at the Houston House had drifted into the
past, and was now substantially established as an
epoch in the history of the town. Exuberant joy
gave way to dignity and deprecation, and to solid
satisfaction; and the conversations across the bar
brought forth parallels of the affair to be judged
impartially and the impartial judgment
was, unanimously, that while there had undoubtedly
been good fights before Perry’s Bend had disturbed
the local quiet, they were not quite up to the new
standard of strenuous hospitality. Finally the
heat blistered everything back into the old state,
and the shadows continued to be in demand.
One afternoon, a month after the reception
of the honorable delegation from Perry’s Bend,
the town of Buckskin seemed desolated, and the earth
and the buildings thereon were as huge furnaces radiating
a visible heat, but when the blazing sun had begun
to settle in the west it awoke with a clamor which
might have been laid to the efforts of a zealous Satan.
At this time it became the Mecca of two score or more
joyous cowboys from the neighboring ranches, who livened
things as those knights of the saddle could.
In the scant but heavy shadow of Cowan’s
saloon sat a picturesque figure from whom came guttural,
resonant rumblings which mingled in a spirit of loneliness
with the fretful sighs of a flea-tormented dog.
Both dog and master were vagrants, and they were tolerated
because it was a matter of supreme indifference as
to who came or how long they stayed as long as the
ethics and the unwritten law of the cow country were
inviolate. And the breaking of these caused no
unnecessary anxiety, for justice was both speedy and
sure.
When the outcast Sioux and his yellow
dog had drifted into town some few months before they
had caused neither expostulation nor inquiry, as the
cardinal virtue of that whole broad land was to ask
a man no questions which might prove embarrassing
to all concerned; judgment was of observation, not
of history, and a man’s past would reveal itself
through actions. It mattered little whether he
was an embezzler or the wild chip from some prosperous
eastern block, as men came to the range to forget
and to lose touch with the pampered East; and the range
absorbed them as its own.
A man was only a man as his skin contained
the qualities necessary; and the illiterate who could
ride and shoot and live to himself was far more esteemed
than the educated who could not do those things.
The more a man depends upon himself and the closer
is his contact to a quick judgment the more laconic
and even-poised he becomes. And the knowledge
that he is himself a judge tends to create caution
and judgment. He has no court to uphold his honor
and to offer him protection, so he must be quick to
protect himself and to maintain his own standing.
His nature saved him, or it executed; and the range
absolved him of all unpaid penalties of a careless
past.
He became a man born again and he
took up his burden, the exactions of a new environment,
and he lived as long as those exactions gave him the
right to live. He must tolerate no restrictions
of his natural rights, and he must not restrict; for
the one would proclaim him a coward, the other a bully;
and both received short shrifts in that land of the
self-protected. The basic law of nature is the
survival of the fittest.
So, when the wanderers found their
level in Buckskin they were not even asked by what
name men knew them. Not caring to hear a name
which might not harmonize with their idea of the fitness
of things, the cowboys of the Bar-20 had, with a freedom
born of excellent livers and fearless temperaments,
bestowed names befitting their sense of humor and
adaptability. The official title of the Sioux
was By-and-by; the dog was known as Fleas. Never
had names more clearly described the objects to be
represented, for they were excellent examples of cowboy
discernment and aptitude.
In their eyes By-and-by was a man.
He could feel and he could resent insults. They
did not class him as one of themselves, because he
did not have energy enough to demand and justify such
classification. With them he had a right to enjoy
his life as he saw fit so long as he did not trespass
on or restrict the rights of others. They were
not analytic in temperament, neither were they moralists.
He was not a menace to society, because society had
superb defenses. So they vaguely recognized his
many poor qualities and clearly saw his few good ones.
He could shoot, when permitted, with the best; no
horse, however refractory, had ever been known to
throw him; he was an adept at following the trails
left by rustlers, and that was an asset; he became
of value to the community; he was an economic factor.
His ability to consume liquor with
indifferent effects raised him another notch in their
estimation. He was not always talking when some
one else wished to another count. There
remained about him that stoical indifference to the
petty; that observant nonchalance of the Indian; and
there was a suggestion, faint, it was true, of a dignity
common to chieftains. He was a log of grave deference
which tossed on their sea of mischievous hilarity.
He wore a pair of corduroy trousers,
known to the care-free as “pants,” which
were held together by numerous patches of what had
once been brilliantly colored calico. A pair
of suspenders, torn into two separate straps, made
a belt for himself and a collar for his dog. The
trousers had probably been secured during a fit of
absent-mindedness on his part when their former owner
had not been looking. Tucked at intervals in
the top of the corduroys (the exceptions making convenient
shelves for alkali dust) was what at one time had
been a stiff-bosomed shirt. This was open down
the front and back, the weight of the trousers on the
belt holding it firmly on the square shoulders of
the wearer, thus precluding the necessity of collar
buttons. A pair of moccasins, beautifully worked
with wampum, protected his feet from the onslaughts
of cacti and the inquisitive and pugnacious sand flies;
and lying across his lap was a repeating Winchester
rifle, not dangerous because it was empty, a condition
due to the wisdom of the citizens in forbidding any
one to sell, trade or give to him those tubes of concentrated
trouble, because he could get drunk.
The two were contented and happy.
They had no cares nor duties, and their pleasures
were simple and easily secured, as they consisted of
sleep and a proneness to avoid moving. Like the
untrammeled coyote, their bed was where sleep overtook
them; their food, what the night wrapped in a sense
of security, or the generosity of the cowboys of the
Bar-20. No tub-ridden Diogenes ever knew so little
of responsibility or as much unadulterated content.
There is a penalty even to civilization and ambition.
When the sun had cast its shadows
beyond By-and-by’s feet the air became charged
with noise; shouts, shots and the rolling thunder of
madly pounding hoofs echoed flatly throughout the
town. By-and-by yawned, stretched and leaned
back, reveling in the semi-conscious ecstasy of the
knowledge that he did not have to immediately get up.
Fleas opened one eye and cocked an ear in inquiry,
and then rolled over on his back, squirmed and sighed
contentedly and long. The outfit of the Bar-20
had come to town.
The noise came rapidly nearer and
increased in volume as the riders turned the corner
and drew rein suddenly, causing their mounts to slide
on their haunches in ankle-deep dust.
“Hullo, old Buck-with-th’-pants, how’s
yore liver?”
“Come up an irrigate, old tank!”
“Chase th’ flea ranch an’ trail
along!”
These were a few of the salutations
discernible among the medley of playful yells, the
safety valves of supercharged good-nature.
“Skr-e-e!” yelled Hopalong
Cassidy, letting off a fusillade of shots in the vicinity
of Fleas, who rapidly retreated around the corner,
where he wagged his tail in eager expectation.
He was not disappointed, for a cow pony tore around
in pursuit and Hopalong leaned over and scratched the
yellow back, thumping it heartily, and, tossing a chunk
of beef into the open jaws of the delighted dog, departed
as he had come. The advent of the outfit meant
a square meal, and the dog knew it.
In Cowan’s, lined up against
the bar, the others were earnestly and assiduously
endeavoring, with a promise of success, to get By-and-by
drunk, which endeavors coincided perfectly with By-and-by’s
idea of the fitness of things. The fellowship
and the liquor combined to thaw out his reserve and
to loosen his tongue. After gazing with an air
of injured surprise at the genial loosening of his
knees he gravely handed his rifle with an exaggerated
sweep of his arm, to the cowboy nearest him, and wrapped
his arms around the recipient to insure his balance.
The rifle was passed from hand to hand until it came
to Buck Peters, who gravely presented it to its owner
as a new gun.
By-and-by threw out his stomach in
an endeavor to keep his head in line with his heels,
and grasping the weapon with both hands turned to Cowan,
to whom he gave it.
“Yu hab this un. Me
got two. Me keep new un, mebby so.”
Then he loosened his belt and drank long and deep.
A shadow darkened the doorway and
Hopalong limped in. Spying By-and-by pushing
the bottle into his mouth, while Red Connors propped
him, he grinned and took out five silver dollars,
which he jingled under By-and-by’s eyes, causing
that worthy to lay aside the liquor and erratically
grab for the tantalizing fortune.
“Not yet, sabe?” said
Hopalong, changing the position of the money.
“If yu wants to corral this here herd of simoleons
yu has to ride a cayuse what Red bet me yu can’t
ride. Yu has got to grow on that there saddle
and stayed growed for five whole minutes by Buck’s
ticker. I ain’t a-goin’ to tell yu
he’s any saw-horse, for yu’d know better,
as yu reckons Red wouldn’t bet on no losin’
proposition if he knowed better, which same he don’t.
Yu straddles that four-laigged cloudburst an’
yu gets these, sabe? I ain’t seen th’
cayuse yet that yu couldn’t freeze to, an’
I’m backin’ my opinions with my moral support
an’ one month’s pay.”
By-and-by’s eyes began to glitter
as the meaning of the words sifted through his befuddled
mind. Ride a horse five dollars ride
a five-dollars horse horses ride dollars then
he straightened up and began to speak in an incoherent
jumble of Sioux and bad English. He, the mighty
rider of the Sioux; he, the bravest warrior and the
greatest hunter; could he ride a horse for five dollars?
Well, he rather thought he could. Grasping Red
by the shoulder, he tacked for the door and narrowly
missed hitting the bottom step first, landing, as it
happened, in the soft dust with Red’s leg around
his neck. Somewhat sobered by the jar, he stood
up and apologized to the crowd for Red getting in the
way, declaring that Red was a “Heap good un,”
and that he didn’t mean to do it.
The outfit of the Bar-20 was, perhaps,
the most famous of all from Canada to the Rio Grande.
The foreman, Buck Peters, controlled a crowd of men
(who had all the instincts of boys) that had shown
no quarter to many rustlers, and who, while always
carefree and easy-going (even fighting with great
good humor and carelessness), had established the
reputation of being the most reckless gang of daredevil
gun-fighters that ever pounded leather. Crooked
gaming houses, from El Paso to Cheyenne and from Phoenix
to Leavenworth, unanimously and enthusiastically damned
them from their boots to their sombreros, and
the sheriffs and marshals of many localities had received
from their hands most timely assistance and
some trouble. Wiry, indomitable, boyish and generous,
they were splendid examples of virile manhood; and,
surrounded as they were with great dangers and a unique
civilization, they should not, in justice, be judged
by opinions born of the commonplace.
They were real cowboys, which means,
public opinion to the contrary notwithstanding, that
they were not lawless, nor drunken, shooting bullies
who held life cheaply, as their kin has been unjustly
pictured; but while these men were naturally peaceable
they had to continually rub elbows with men who were
not. Gamblers, criminals, bullies and the riffraff
that fled from the protected East had drifted among
them in great numbers, and it was this class that
caused the trouble.
The hardworking “cow-punchers”
lived according to the law of the land, and they obeyed
that greatest of all laws, that of self-preservation.
Their fun was boisterous, but they paid for all the
damage they inflicted; their work was one continual
hardship, and the reaction of one extreme swings far
toward the limit of its antithesis. Go back to
the Apple if you would trace the beginning of self-preservation
and the need.
Buck Peters was a man of mild appearance,
somewhat slow of speech and correspondingly quick
of action, who never became flurried. His was
the master hand that controlled, and his Colts enjoyed
the reputation of never missing when a hit could have
been expected with reason. Many floods, stampedes
and blizzards had assailed his nerves, but he yet
could pour a glass of liquor, held at arm’s length,
through a knothole in the floor without wetting the
wood.
Next in age came Lanky Smith, a small,
undersized man of retiring disposition. Then
came Skinny Thompson, six feet four on his bared soles,
and true to his name; Hopalong described him as “th’
shadow of a chalk mark.” Pete Wilson, the
slow-witted and very taciturn, and Billy Williams,
the wavering pessimist, were of ordinary height and
appearance. Red Connors, with hair that shamed
the name, was the possessor of a temper which was
as dry as tinder; his greatest weakness was his regard
for the rifle as a means of preserving peace.
Johnny Nelson was the protege, and he could do no
wrong.
The last, Hopalong Cassidy, was a
combination of irresponsibility, humor, good nature,
love of fighting, and nonchalance when face to face
with danger. His most prominent attribute was
that of always getting into trouble without any intention
of so doing; in fact, he was much aggrieved and surprised
when it came. It seemed as though when any “bad
man” desired to add to his reputation he invariably
selected Hopalong as the means (a fact due, perhaps,
to the perversity of things in general). Bad
men became scarce soon after Hopalong became a fixture
in any locality. He had been crippled some years
before in a successful attempt to prevent the assassination
of a friend, Sheriff Harris, of Albuquerque, and he
still possessed a limp.
When Red had relieved his feelings
and had dug the alkali out of his ears and eyes, he
led the Sioux to the rear of the saloon, where a “pinto”
was busily engaged in endeavoring to pitch a saddle
from his back, employing the intervals in trying to
see how much of the picket rope he could wrap around
his legs.
When By-and-by saw what he was expected
to ride he felt somewhat relieved, for the pony did
not appear to have more than the ordinary amount of
cussedness. He waved his hand, and Johnny and
Red bandaged the animal’s eyes, which quieted
him at once, and then they untangled the rope from
around his legs and saw that the cinches were secure.
Motioning to By-and-by that all was ready, they jerked
the bandage off as the Indian settled himself in the
saddle.
Had By-and-by been really sober he
would have taken the conceit out of that pony in chunks,
and as it was he experienced no great difficulty in
holding his seat; but in his addled state of mind he
grasped the end of the cinch strap in such a way that
when the pony jumped forward in its last desperate
effort the buckle slipped and the cinch became unfastened;
and By-and-by, still seated in the saddle, flew head
foremost into the horse trough, where he spilled much
water.
As this happened Cowan turned the
corner, and when he saw the wasted water (which he
had to carry, bucketful at a time, from the wells a
good quarter of a mile away) his anger blazed forth,
and yelling, he ran for the drenched Sioux, who was
just crawling out of his bath. When the unfortunate
saw the irate man bearing down on him he sputtered
in rage and fear, and, turning, he ran down the street,
with Cowan thundering flatfootedly behind on a fat
man’s gallop, to the hysterical cheers of the
delighted outfit, who saw in it nothing but a good
joke.
When Cowan returned from his hopeless
task, blowing and wheezing, he heard sundry remarks,
sotto voce, which were not calculated to
increase his opinion of his physical condition.
“Seems to me,” remarked
the irrepressible Hopalong, “that one of those
cayuses has got th’ heaves.”
“It shore sounds like it,”
acquiesced Johnny, red in the face from holding in
his laughter, “an’ say, somebody interferes.”
“All knock-kneed animals do, yu heathen,”
supplied Red.
“Hey, yu, let up on that and
have a drink on th’ house,” invited Cowan.
“If I gits that durn war whoop I’ll make
yu think there’s been a cyclone. I’ll
see how long that bum hangs around this here burg,
I will.”
Red’s eyes narrowed and his
temper got the upper hand. “He ain’t
no bum when yu gives him rotgut at a quarter of a
dollar a glass, is he? Any time that ‘bum’
gits razzled out for nothin’ more’n this,
why, I goes too; an’ I ain’t sayin’
nothin’ about goin’ peaceable like,
neither.”
“I knowed somethin’ like
this ’ud happen,” dolefully sang out Billy
Williams, strong on the side of his pessimism.
“For th’ Lord’s
sake, have you broke out?” asked Red, disgustedly.
“I’m goin’ to hit the trail but
just keep this afore yore mind: if By-and-by
gits in any accidents or ain’t in sight when
I comes to town again, this here climate’ll
be a heep sight hotter’n it is now. No hard
feelings, sabe? It’s just a casual bit
of advice. Come on, fellows, let’s amble I’m
hungry.”
As they raced across the plain toward
the ranch a pair of beady eyes, snapping with a drunken
rage, watched them from an arroyo; and when Cowan
entered the saloon the next morning he could not find
By-and-by’s rifle, which he had placed behind
the bar. He also missed a handful of cartridges
from the box near the cash drawer; and had he looked
closely at his bottled whisky he would have noticed
a loss there. A horse was missing from a Mexican’s
corral and there were rumors that several Indians
had been seen far out on the plain.