The days at the ranch passed in irritating
idleness for those who had obstructed the flight of
hostile lead, and worse than any of the patients was
Hopalong, who fretted and fumed at his helplessness,
which retarded his recovery. But at last the
day came when he was fit for the saddle again, and
he gave notice of his joy in whoops and forthwith
announced that he was entitled to a holiday; and Buck
had not the heart to refuse him.
So he started forth in his quest of
peace and pleasure, but instead had found only trouble
and had been forced to leave his card at almost every
place he had visited.
There was that affair in Red Hot Gulch,
Colorado, where, under pressure, he had invested sundry
pieces of lead in the persons of several obstreperous
citizens and then had paced the zealous and excitable
sheriff to the state line.
He next was noticed in Cheyenne, where
his deformity was vividly dwelt upon, to the extent
of six words, by one Tarantula Charley, the aforesaid
Charley not being able to proceed to greater length
on account of heart failure. As Charley had been
a ubiquitous nuisance, those present availed themselves
of the opportunity offered by Hopalong to indulge
in a free drink.
Laramie was his next stopping place,
and shortly after his arrival he was requested to
sing and dance by a local terror, who informed all
present that he was the only seventeen-buttoned rattlesnake
in the cow country. Hopalong, hurt and indignant
at being treated like a common tenderfoot, promptly
knocked the terror down. After he had irrigated
several square feet of parched throats belonging to
the audience he again took up his journey and spent
a day at Denver, where he managed to avoid any further
trouble.
Santa Fe loomed up before him several
days later and he entered it shortly before noon.
At this time the old Spanish city was a bundle of
high-strung nerves, and certain parts of it were calculated
to furnish any and all kinds of excitement except
revival meetings and church fairs. Hopalong straddled
a lively nerve before he had been in the city an hour.
Two local bad men, Slim Travennes and Tex Ewalt, desiring
to establish the fact that they were roaring prairie
fires, attempted to consume the placid and innocent
stranger as he limped across the plaza in search of
a game of draw poker at the Black Hills Emporium, with
the result that they needed repairs, to the chagrin
and disgust of their immediate acquaintances, who
endeavored to drown their mortification and sorrow
in rapid but somewhat wild gun play, and soon remembered
that they had pressing engagements elsewhere.
Hopalong reloaded his guns and proceeded
to the Emporium, where he found a game all prepared
for him in every sense of the word. On the third
deal he objected to the way in which the dealer manipulated
the cards, and when the smoke cleared away he was
the only occupant of the room, except a dog belonging
to the bartender that had intercepted a stray bullet.
Hunting up the owner of the hound,
he apologized for being the indirect cause of the
animal’s death, deposited a sum of Mexican dollars
in that gentleman’s palm and went on his way
to Alameda, which he entered shortly after dark, and
where an insult, simmering in its uncalled-for venom,
met him as he limped across the floor of the local
dispensary on his way to the bar. There was no
time for verbal argument and precedent had established
the manner of his reply, and his repartee was as quick
as light and most effective. Having resented the
epithets he gave his attention to the occupants of
the room.
Smoke drifted over the table in an
agitated cloud and dribbled lazily upward from the
muzzle of his six-shooter, while he looked searchingly
at those around him. Strained and eager faces
peered at his opponent, who was sliding slowly forward
in his chair, and for the length of a minute no sound
but the guarded breathing of the onlookers could be
heard. This was broken by a nervous cough from
the rear of the room, and the faces assumed their
ordinary nonchalant expressions, their rugged lines
heavily shadowed in the light of the flickering oil
lamps, while the shuffling of cards and the clink
of silver became audible. Hopalong Cassidy had
objected to insulting remarks about his affliction.
Hopalong was very sensitive about
his crippled leg and was always prompt to resent any
scorn or curiosity directed at it, especially when
emanating from strangers. A young man of twenty-three
years, when surrounded by nearly perfect specimens
of physical manhood, is apt to be painfully self-conscious
of any such defect, and it reacted on his nature at
times, even though he was well-known for his happy-go-lucky
disposition and playfulness. He consoled himself
with the knowledge that what he lost in symmetry was
more than balanced by the celerity and certainty of
his gun hand, which was right or left, or both, as
the occasion demanded.
Several hours later, as his luck was
vacillating, he felt a heavy hand on his shoulder,
and was overjoyed at seeing Buck and Red, the latter
grinning as only Red could grin, and he withdrew from
the game to enjoy his good fortune.
While Hopalong had been wandering
over the country the two friends had been hunting
for him and had traced him successfully, that being
due to the trail he had blazed with his six-shooters.
This they had accomplished without harm to themselves,
as those of whom they inquired thought that they must
want Hopalong “bad,” and cheerfully gave
the information required.
They had started out more for the
purpose of accompanying him for pleasure, but that
had changed to an urgent necessity in the following
manner:
While on the way from Denver to Santa
Fe they had met Pete Willis of the Three Triangle,
a ranch that adjoined their own, and they paused to
pass the compliments of the season.
“Purty far from th’ grub wagon, Pie,”
remarked Buck.
“Oh, I’m only goin’ to Denver,”
responded Pie.
“Purty hot,” suggested Red.
“She shore is. Seen anybody yu knows?”
Pie asked.
“One or two Billy
of th’ Star Crescent an’ Panhandle Lukins,”
answered Buck.
“That so? Panhandle’s
goin’ to punch for us next year. I’ll
hunt him up. I heard down south of Albuquerque
that Thirsty Jones an’ his brothers are lookin’
for trouble,” offered Pie.
“Yah! They ain’t
lookin’ for no trouble they just goes
around blowin’ off. Trouble? Why,
they don’t know what she is,” remarked
Red contemptuously.
“Well, they’s been dodgin’
th’ sheriff purty lively lately, an’ if
that ain’t trouble I don’t know what is,”
said Pie.
“It shore is, an’ hard to dodge,”
acquiesced Buck.
“Well, I has to amble.
Is Panhandle in Denver? Yes? I calculates
as how me an’ him’ll buck th’ tiger
for a whirl he’s shore lucky.
Well, so long,” said Pie as he moved on.
“So long,” responded the two.
“Hey, wait a minute,”
yelled Pie after he had ridden a hundred yards.
“If yu sees Hopalong yu might tell him that th’
Joneses are goin’ to hunt him up when they gits
to Albuquerque. They’s shore sore on him.
‘Tain’t none of my funeral, only they ain’t
always a-carin’ how they goes after a feller.
So long,” and soon he was a cloud of dust on
the horizon.
“Trouble!” snorted Red;
“well, between dodgin’ Harris an’
huntin’ Hopalong I reckons they’ll shore
find her.” Then to himself he murmured,
“Funny how everythin’ comes his way.”
“That’s gospel shore enough,
but, as Pie said, they ain’t a whole lot particular
as how they deal th’ cards. We better get
a move on an’ find that ornery little cuss,”
replied Buck.
“O. K., only I ain’t
losin’ no sleep about Hoppy. His gun’s
too lively for me to do any worryin’,”
asserted Red.
“They’ll get lynched some time, shore,”
declared Buck.
“Not if they find Hoppy,” grimly replied
Red.
They tore through Santa Fe, only stopping
long enough to wet their throats, and after several
hours of hard riding entered Alameda, where they found
Hopalong in the manner narrated.
After some time the three left the
room and headed for Albuquerque, twelve miles to the
south. At ten o’clock they dismounted before
the Nugget and Rope, an unpainted wooden building
supposed to be a clever combination of barroom, dance
and gambling hall and hotel. The cleverness lay
in the man who could find the hotel part.