The blazing sun shone pitilessly on
an arid plain which was spotted with dust-gray clumps
of mesquite and thorny chaparral. Basking in the
burning sand and alkali lay several Gila monsters,
which raised their heads and hissed with wide-open
jaws as several faint, whip-like reports echoed flatly
over the desolate plain, showing that even they had
learned that danger was associated with such sounds.
Off to the north there became visible
a cloud of dust and at intervals something swayed
in it, something that rose and fell and then became
hidden again. Out of that cloud came sharp, splitting
sounds, which were faintly responded to by another
and larger cloud in its rear. As it came nearer
and finally swept past, the Gilas, to their terror,
saw a madly pounding horse, and it carried a man.
The latter turned in his saddle and raised a gun to
his shoulder and the thunder that issued from it caused
the creeping audience to throw up their tails in sudden
panic and bury themselves out of sight in the sand.
The horse was only a broncho,
its sides covered with hideous yellow spots, and on
its near flank was a peculiar scar, the brand.
Foam flecked from its crimsoned jaws and found a resting
place on its sides and on the hairy chaps of its rider.
Sweat rolled and streamed from its heaving flanks
and was greedily sucked up by the drought-cursed alkali.
Close to the rider’s knee a bloody furrow ran
forward and one of the broncho’s ears was torn
and limp. The broncho was doing its best it
could run at that pace until it dropped dead.
Every ounce of strength it possessed was put forth
to bring those hind hoofs well in front of the forward
ones and to send them pushing the sand behind in streaming
clouds. The horse had done this same thing many
times when would its master learn sense?
The man was typical in appearance
with many of that broad land. Lithe, sinewy and
bronzed by hard riding and hot suns, he sat in his
Cheyenne saddle like a centaur, all his weight on
the heavy, leather-guarded stirrups, his body rising
in one magnificent straight line. A bleached
moustache hid the thin lips, and a gray sombrero threw
a heavy shadow across his eyes. Around his neck
and over his open, blue flannel shirt lay loosely
a knotted silk kerchief, and on his thighs a pair of
open-flapped holsters swung uneasily with their ivory
handled burdens. He turned abruptly, raised his
gun to his shoulder and fired, then he laughed recklessly
and patted his mount, which responded to the confident
caress by lying flatter to the earth in a spurt of
heart-breaking speed.
“I’ll show ’em who
they’re trailin’. This is th’
second time I’ve started for Muddy Wells, an’
I’m goin’ to git there, too, for all th’
Apaches out of Hades!”
To the south another cloud of dust
rapidly approached and the rider scanned it closely,
for it was directly in his path. As he watched
it he saw something wave and it was a sombrero!
Shortly afterward a real cowboy yell reached his ears.
He grinned and slid another cartridge in the greasy,
smoking barrel of the Sharp’s and fired again
at the cloud in his rear. Some few minutes later
a whooping, bunched crowd of madly riding cowboys
thundered past him and he was recognized.
“Hullo, Frenchy!” yelled the nearest one.
“Comin’ back?”
“Come on, McAllister!”
shouted another; “we’ll give ’em
blazes!” In response the straining broncho
suddenly stiffened, bunched and slid on its haunches,
wheeled and retraced its course. The rear cloud
suddenly scattered into many smaller ones and all
swept off to the east. The rescuing band overtook
them and, several hours later, when seated around
a table in Tom Lee’s saloon, Muddy Wells, a count
was taken of them, which was pleasing in its facts.
“We was huntin’ coyotes
when we saw yu,” said a smiling puncher who was
known as Salvation Carroll chiefly because he wasn’t.
“Yep! They’ve been
stalkin’ Tom’s chickens,” supplied
Waffles, the champion poker player of the outfit.
Tom Lee’s chickens could whip anything of their
kind for miles around and were reverenced accordingly.
“Sho! Is that so?”
Asked Frenchy with mild incredulity, such a state of
affairs being deplorable.
“She shore is!” answered
Tex Le Blanc, and then, as an afterthought, he added,
“Where’d yu hit th’ War-whoops?”
“‘Bout four hours back.
This here’s th’ second time I’ve
headed for this place last time they chased
me to Las Cruces.”
“That so?” Asked Bigfoot
Baker, a giant. “Ain’t they allus
interferin’, now? Anyhow, they’re
better’n coyotes.”
“They was purty well heeled,”
suggested Tex, glancing at a bunch of repeating Winchesters
of late model which lay stacked in a corner.
“Charley here said he thought they was from th’
way yore cayuse looked, didn’t yu, Charley?”
Charley nodded and filled his pipe.
“‘Pears like a feller
can’t amble around much nowadays without havin’
to fight,” grumbled Lefty Allen, who usually
went out of his way hunting up trouble.
“We’re goin’ to
th’ Hills as soon as our cookie turns up,”
volunteered Tenspot Davis, looking inquiringly at
Frenchy. “Heard any more news?”
“Nope. Same old story lots
of gold. Shucks, I’ve bit on so many of
them rumors that they don’t feaze me no more.
One man who don’t know nothin’ about prospectin’
goes an’ stumbles over a fortune an’ those
who know it from A to Izzard goes ‘round pullin’
in their belts.”
“We don’t pull in no belts we
knows just where to look, don’t we, Tenspot?”
Remarked Tex, looking very wise.
“Ya-as we do,” answered
Tenspot, “if yu hasn’t dreamed about it,
we do.”
“Yu wait; I wasn’t dreamin’, none
whatever,” assured Tex.
“I saw it!”
“Ya-as, I saw it too onct,”
replied Frenchy with sarcasm. “Went and
lugged fifty pound of it all th’ way to th’
assay office took me two days! an’
that there four-eyed cuss looks at it and snickers.
Then he takes me by di’ arm an’ leads
me to th’ window. ’See that pile,
my friend? That’s all like yourn,’
sez he. ’It’s worth about one simoleon
a ton at th’ coast. They use it for ballast.’”
“Aw! But this what I saw was gold!”
exploded Tex.
“So was mine, for a while!”
laughed Frenchy, nodding to the bartender for another
round.
“Well, we’re tired of
punchin’ cows! Ride sixteen hours a day,
year in an’ year out, an’ what do we get?
Fifty a month an’ no chance to spend it, an’
grub that’d make a coyote sniffle! I’m
for a vacation, an’ if I goes broke, why, I’ll
punch again!” asserted Waffles, the foreman,
thus revealing the real purpose of the trip.
“What’d yore boss say?” Asked Frenchy.
“Whoop! What didn’t
he say! Honest, I never thought he had it in him.
It was fine. He cussed an hour frontways an’
then trailed back on a dead gallop, with us a-laughin’
fit to bust. Then he rustles for his gun an’
we rustles for town,” answered Waffles, laughing
at his remembrance of it.
As Frenchy was about to reply his
sombrero was snatched from his head and disappeared.
If he “got mad” he was to be regarded as
not sufficiently well acquainted for banter and he
was at once in hot water; if he took it good-naturedly
he was one of the crowd in spirit; but in either case
he didn’t get his hat without begging or fighting
for it. This was a recognized custom among the
O-Bar-O outfit and was not intended as an insult.
Frenchy grabbed at the empty air and
arose. Punching Lefty playfully in the ribs he
passed his hands behind that person’s back.
Not finding the lost head-gear he laughed and, tripping
Lefty up, fell with him and, reaching up on the table
for his glass, poured the contents down Lefty’s
back and arose.
“Yu son-of-a-gun!” indignantly
wailed that unfortunate. “Gee, it feels
funny,” he added, grinning as he pulled the wet
shirt away from his spine.
“Well, I’ve got to be
amblin’,” said Frenchy, totally ignoring
the loss of his hat. “Goin’ down
to Buckskin,” he offered, and then asked, “When’s
yore cook comin’?”
“Day after to-morrow, if he
don’t get loaded,” replied Tex.
“Who is he?”
“A one-eyed Mexican Quiensabe Antonio.”
“I used to know him. He’s
a heck of a cook. Dished up th’ grub one
season when I was punchin’ for th’ Tin-Cup
up in Montana,” replied Frenchy.
“Oh, he kin cook now, all right.” replied
Waffles.
“That’s about all he can
cook. Useter wash his knives in th’ coffee
pot an’ blow on di’ tins. I
chased him a mile one night for leavin’ sand
in th’ skillet. Yu can have him I
don’t envy yu none whatever.
“He don’t sand no skillet
when little Tenspot’s around,” assured
that person, slapping his holster. “Does
he, Lefty?”
“If he does, yu oughter be lynched,” consoled
Lefty.
“Well, so long,” remarked
Frenchy, riding off to a small store, where he bought
a cheap sombrero.
Frenchy was a jack-of-all-trades,
having been cow-puncher, prospector, proprietor of
a “hotel” in Albuquerque, foreman of a
ranch, sheriff, and at one time had played angel to
a venturesome but poor show troupe. Beside his
versatility he was well known as the man who took the
stage through the Sioux country when no one else volunteered.
He could shoot with the best, but his one pride was
the brand of poker he handed out. Furthermore,
he had never been known to take an unjust advantage
over any man and, on the contrary, had frequently
voluntarily handicapped himself to make the event
more interesting. But he must not be classed
as being hampered with self-restraint.
His reasons for making this trip were
two-fold: he wished to see Buck Peters, the foreman
of the Bar-20 outfit, as he and Buck had punched cows
together twenty years before and were firm friends;
the other was that he wished to get square with Hopalong
Cassidy, who had decisively cleaned him out the year
before at poker. Hopalong played either in great
good luck or the contrary, while Frenchy played an
even, consistent game and usually left off richer
than when he began, and this decisive defeat bothered
him more than he would admit, even to himself.
The round-up season was at hand and
the Bar-20 was short of ropers, the rumors of fresh
gold discoveries in the Black Hills having drawn all
the more restless men north. The outfit also
had a slight touch of the gold fever, and only their
peculiar loyalty to the ranch and the assurance of
the foreman that when the work was over he would accompany
them, kept them from joining the rush of those who
desired sudden and much wealth as the necessary preliminary
of painting some cow town in all the “bang up”
style such an event would call for. Therefore
they had been given orders to secure the required
assistance, and they intended to do so, and were prepared
to kidnap, if necessary, for the glamour of wealth
and the hilarity of the vacation made the hours falter
in their speed.
As Frenchy leaned back in his chair
in Cowan’s saloon, Buckskin, early the next
morning, planning to get revenge on Hopalong and then
to recover his sombrero, he heard a medley of yells
and whoops and soon the door flew open before the
strenuous and concentrated entry of a mass of twisting
and kicking arms and legs, which magically found their
respective owners and reverted to the established order
of things.
When the alkali dust had thinned he
saw seven cow-punchers sitting on the prostrate form
of another, who was earnestly engaged in trying to
push Johnny Nelson’s head out in the street with
one foot as he voiced his lucid opinion of things
in general and the seven in particular. After
Red Connors had been stabbed in the back several times
by the victim’s energetic elbow he ran out of
the room and presently returned with a pleased expression
and a sombrero full of water, his finger plugging
an old bullet hole in the crown.
“Is he any better, Buck?”
Anxiously inquired the man with the reservoir.
“About a dollar’s worth,”
replied the foreman. “Jest put a little
right here,” he drawled as he pulled back the
collar of the unfortunate’s shirt.
“Ow! wow! Wow!”
wailed the recipient, heaving and straining. The
unengaged leg was suddenly wrested loose, and as it
shot up and out Billy Williams, with his pessimism
aroused to a blue-ribbon pitch, sat down forcibly
in an adjacent part of the room, from where he lectured
between gasps on the follies of mankind and the attributes
of army mules.
Red tiptoed around the squirming bunch,
looking for an opening, his pleased expression now
having added a grin.
“Seems to be gittin’ violent-like,”
he soliloquized, as he aimed a stream at Hopalong’s
ear, which showed for a second as Pete Wilson strove
for a half-nelson, and he managed to include Johnny
and Pete in his effort.
Several minutes later, when the storm
had subsided, the woeful crowd enthusiastically urged
Hopalong to the bar, where he “bought.”
“Of all th’ ornery outfits
I ever saw ” began the man at the
table, grinning from ear to ear at the spectacle he
had just witnessed.
“Why, hullo, Frenchy! Glad
to see yu, yu old son-of-a-gun! What’s th’
news from th’ Hills?” Shouted Hopalong.
“Rather locoed, an’ there’s
a locoed gang that’s headin’ that way.
Goin’ up?” he asked.
“Shore, after round-up.
Seen any punchers trailin’ around loose?”
“Ya-as,” drawled Frenchy,
delving into the possibilities suddenly opened to
him and determining to utilize to the fullest extent
the opportunity that had come to him unsought.
“There’s nine over to Muddy Wells that
yu might git if yu wants them bad enough. They’ve
got a sombrero of mine,” he added deprecatingly.
“Nine! Twisted Jerusalem,
Buck! Nine whole cow-punchers a-pinin’ for
work,” he shouted, but then added thoughtfully,
“Mebby they’s engaged,” it being
one of the courtesies of the land not to take another
man’s help.
“Nope. They’ve stampeded
for th’ Hills an’ left their boss all alone,”
replied Frenchy, well knowing that such desertion would
not, in the minds of the Bar-20 men, add any merits
to the case of the distant outfit.
“Th’ sons-of-guns,”
said Hopalong, “let’s go an’ get
’em,” he suggested, turning to Buck, who
nodded a smiling assent.
“Oh, what’s the hurry?”
Asked Frenchy, seeing his projected game slipping
away into the uncertain future and happy in the thought
that he would be avenged on the O-Bar-O outfit.
“They’ll be there till
to-morrow noon they’s waitin’
for their cookie, who’s goin’ with them.”
“A cook! A cook! Oh,
joy, a cook!” exulted Johnny, not for one instant
doubting Buck’s ability to capture the whole
outfit and seeing a whirl of excitement in the effort.
“Anybody we knows?” Inquired Skinny Thompson.
“Shore. Tenspot Davis,
Waffles, Salvation Carroll, Bigfoot Baker, Charley
Lane, Lefty Allen, Kid Morris, Curley Tate an’
Tex Le Blanc,” responded Frenchy.
“Umm-m. Might as well rope
a blizzard,” grumbled Billy. “Might
as well try to git th’ Seventh Cavalry.
We’ll have a pious time corralling that bunch.
Them’s th’ fellows that hit that bunch
of inquirin’ Crow braves that time up in th’
Bad Lands an’ then said by-bye to th’ Ninth.”
“Aw, shut up! They’s
only two that’s very much, an’ Buck an’
Hopalong can sing ’em to sleep,” interposed
Johnny, afraid that the expedition would fall through.
“How about Curley and Tex?” Pugnaciously
asked Billy.
“Huh, jest because they buffaloed
yu over to Las Vegas yu needn’t think they’s
dangerous. Salvation an’ Tenspot are only
ones who can shoot,” stoutly maintained Johnny.
“Here yu, get mum,” ordered
Buck to the pair. “When this outfit goes
after anything it generally gets it. All in favor
of kidnappin’ that outfit signify di’
same by kickin’ Billy,” whereupon Bill
swore.
“Do yu want yore hat?” Asked Buck, turning
to Frenchy.
“I shore do,” answered that individual.
“If yu helps us at th’
round-up we’ll get it for yu. Fifty a month
an’ grub,” offered the foreman.
“O.K.” replied Frenchy, anxious to even
matters.
Buck looked at his watch. “Seven
o’clock we ought to get there by five
if we relays at th’ Barred-Horseshoe. Come
on.”
“How are we goin’ to git them?”
Asked Billy.
“Yu leave that to me, son.
Hopalong an’ Frenchy’ll tend to that part
of it,” replied Buck, making for his horse and
swinging into the saddle, an example which was followed
by the others, including Frenchy.
As they swung off Buck noticed the
condition of Frenchy’s mount and halted.
“Yu take that cayuse back an’ get Cowan’s,”
he ordered.
“That cayuse is good for Cheyenne she
eats work, an’ besides I wants my own,”
laughed Frenchy.
“Yu must had a reg’lar
picnic from th’ looks of that crease,”
volunteered Hopalong, whose curiosity was mastering
him. “Shoo! I had a little argument
with some feather dusters th’ O-Bar-O
crowd cleaned them up.”
“That so?” Asked Buck.
“Yep! They sorter got into
th’ habit of chasin’ me to Las Cruces an’
forgot to stop.”
“How many’d yu get?” Asked Lanky
Smith.
“Twelve. Two got away.
I got two before th’ crowd showed up that
makes fo’teen.”
“Now th’ cavalry’ll be huntin’
yu,” croaked Billy.
“Hunt nothin’! They
was in war-paint-think I was a target? Think
I was goin’ to call off their shots for ’em?”
They relayed at the Barred-Horseshoe
and went on their way at the same pace. Shortly
after leaving the last-named ranch Buck turned to Frenchy
and asked, “Any of that outfit think they can
play poker?”
“Shore. Waffles.”
“Does th’ reverend Mr. Waffles think so
very hard?”
“He shore does.”
“Do th’ rest of them mavericks think so
too?”
“They’d bet their shirts on him.”
At this juncture all were startled by a sudden eruption
from Billy.
“Haw! Haw! Haw!” he roared as
the drift of Buck’s intentions struck him.
“Haw! Haw! Haw!”
“Here, yu long-winded coyote,”
yelled Red, banging him over the head with his quirt,
“If yu don’t ‘Haw! Haw!’
away from my ear I’ll make it a Wow! Wow!
What d’yu mean? Think I am a echo cliff?
Yu slabsided doodle-bug, yu!”
“G’way, yu crimson topknot,
think my head’s a hunk of quartz? Fer
a plugged peso I’d strew yu all over th’
scenery!” shouted Billy, feigning anger and
rubbing his head.
“There ain’t no scenery
around here,” interposed Lanky. “This
here be-utiful prospect is a sublime conception of
th’ devil.”
“Easy, boy! Them highfalutin’
words’il give yu a cramp some day. Yu talk
like a newly-made sergeant,” remarked Skinny.
“He learned them words from
the sky-pilot over at El Paso,” volunteered
Hopalong, winking at Red. “He used to amble
down th’ aisle afore the lights was lit so’s
he could get a front seat. That was all hunky
for a while, but every time he’d go out to irrigate,
that female organ-wrastler would seem to call th’
music off for his special benefit. So in a month
he’d sneak in an’ freeze to a chair by
th’ door, an’ after a while he’d
shy like blazes every time he got within eye range
of th’ church.”
“Shore. But do yu know
what made him get religion all of a sudden? He
used to hang around on di’ outside after
th’ joint let out an’ trail along behind
di’ music-slinger, lookin’ like
he didn’t know what to do with his hands.
Then when he got woozy one time she up an’ told
him that she had got a nice long letter from her hubby.
Then Mr. Lanky hit th’ trail for Santa Fe so
hard that there wasn’t hardly none of it left.
I didn’t see him for a whole month,” supplied
Red innocently.
“Yore shore funny, ain’t
yu?” sarcastically grunted Lanky. “Why,
I can tell things on yu that’d make yu stand
treat for a year.”
“I wouldn’t sneak off
to Santa Fe an’ cheat yu out of them. Yu
ought to be ashamed of yoreself.”
“Yah!” snorted the aggrieved
little man. “I had business over to Santa
Fe!”
“Shore,” endorsed Hopalong.
“We’ve all had business over to Santa Fe.
Why, about eight years ago I had business
“Choke up,” interposed
Red. “About eight years ago yu was washin’
pans for cookie, an’ askin’ me for cartridges.
Buck used to larrup yu about four times a day eight
years ago.”
To their roars of laughter Hopalong
dropped to the rear, where, red-faced and quiet, he
bent his thoughts on how to get square.
“We’ll have a pleasant
time corralling that gang,” began Billy for the
third time.
“For heaven’s sake get
off that trail!” replied Lanky. “We
aint goin’ to hold ’em up. De-plomacy’s
th’ game.”
Billy looked dubious and said nothing.
If he hadn’t proven that he was as nervy as
any man in the outfit they might have taken more stock
in his grumbling.
“What’s the latest from
Abilene way?” Asked Buck of Frenchy.
“Nothin’ much ‘cept
th’ barb-wire ruction,” replied the recruit.
“What’s that?” Asked
Red, glancing apprehensively back at Hopalong.
“Why, th’ settlers put
up barb-wire fence so’s the cattle wouldn’t
get on their farms. That would a been all right,
for there wasn’t much of it. But some Britishers
who own a couple of big ranches out there got smart
all of a sudden an’ strung wire all along their
lines. Punchers crossin’ th’ country
would run plumb into a fence an’ would have to
ride a day an’ a half, mebbe, afore they found
th’ corner. Well, naturally, when a man
has been used to ridin’ where he blame pleases
an’ as straight as he pleases he ain’t
goin’ to chase along a five-foot fence to Trisco
when he wants to get to Waco. So th’ punchers
got to totin’ wire-snips, an’ when they
runs up agin a fence they cuts down half a mile or
so. Sometimes they’d tie their ropes to
a strand an’ pull off a couple of miles an’
then go back after th’ rest. Th’ ranch
bosses sent out men to watch th’ fences an’
told ’em to shoot any festive puncher that monkeyed
with th’ hardware. Well, yu know what happens
when a puncher gets shot at.”
“When fences grow in Texas there’ll
be th’ devil to pay,” said Buck. He
hated to think that some day the freedom of the range
would be annulled, for he knew that it would be the
first blow against the cowboys’ occupation.
When a man’s cattle couldn’t spread out
all over the land he wouldn’t have to keep so
many men. Farms would spring up and the sun of
the free-and-easy cowboy would slowly set.
“I reckons th’ cutters
are classed th’ same as rustlers,” remarked
Red with a gleam of temper.
“By th’ owners, but not
by th’ punchers; an’ it’s th’
punchers that count,” replied Frenchy.
“Well, we’ll give them
a fight,” interposed Hopalong, riding up.
“When it gets so I can’t go where I please
I’ll start on th’ warpath. I won’t
buck the cavalry, but I’ll keep it busy huntin’
for me an’ I’ll have time to ‘tend
to th’ wire-fence men, too. Why, we’ll
be told we can’t tote our guns!”
“They’re sayin’
that now,” replied Frenchy. “Up in
Buffalo, Smith, who’s now marshal, makes yu
leave ’em with th’ bartenders.”
“I’d like to see any two-laigged
cuss get my guns If I didn’t want him to!”
began Hopalong, indignant at the idea.
“Easy, son,” cautioned
Buck. “Yu would do what th’ rest did
because yu are a square man. I’m about
as hard-headed a puncher as ever straddled leather
an’ I’ve had to use my guns purty considerable,
but I reckons if any decent marshal asked me to cache
them in a decent way, why, I’d do it. An’
let me brand somethin’ on yore mind I’ve
heard of Smith of Buffalo, an’ he’s mighty
nifty with his hands. He don’t stand off
an’ tell yu to unload yore lead-ranch, but he
ambles up close an’ taps yu on yore shirt; if
yu makes a gunplay he naturally knocks yu clean across
th’ room an’ unloads yu afore yu gets yore
senses back. He weighs about a hundred an’
eighty an’ he’s shore got sand to burn.”
“Yah! When I makes a gun
play she plays! I’d look nice in Abilene
or Paso or Albuquerque without my guns, wouldn’t
I? Just because I totes them in plain sight I’ve
got to hand ’em over to some liquor-wrastler?
I reckons not! Some hip-pocket skunk would plug
me afore I could wink. I’d shore look nice
loping around a keno layout without my guns, in th’
same town with some cuss huntin’ me, wouldn’t
I? A whole lot of good a marshal would a done
Jimmy, an’ didn’t Harris get his from a
cur in th’ dark?” shouted Hopalong, angered
by the prospect.
“We’re talkin’ about
Buffalo, where everybody has to hang up their guns,”
replied Buck. “An’ there’s th’
law
“To blazes with th’ law!”
whooped Hopalong in Red’s ear as he unfastened
the cinch of Red’s saddle and at the same time
stabbing that unfortunate’s mount with his spurs,
thereby causing a hasty separation of the two.
When Red had picked himself up and things had quieted
down again the subject was changed, and several hours
later they rode into Muddy Wells, a town with a little
more excuse for its existence than Buckskin.
The wells were in an arid valley west of Guadaloupe
Pass, and were not only muddy but more or less alkaline.