“Oh, we’re that gang from
th’ O-Bar-O,” hummed Waffles, sinking the
branding-iron in the flank of a calf. The scene
was one of great activity and hilarity. Several
fires were burning near the huge corral and in them
half a dozen irons were getting hot. Three calves
were being held down for the brand of the “Bar-20”
and two more were being dragged up on their sides
by the ropes of the cowboys, the proud cow-ponies
showing off their accomplishments at the expense of
the calves’ feelings. In the corral the
dust arose in steady clouds as calf after calf was
“cut out” by the ropers and dragged out
to get “tagged.” Angry cows fought
valiantly for their terrorized offspring, but always
to no avail, for the hated rope of some perspiring
and dust-grimed rider sent them crashing to earth.
Over the plain were herds of cattle and groups of
madly riding cowboys, and two cook wagons were stalled
a short distance from the corral. The round-up
of the Bar-20 was taking place, and each of the two
outfits tried to outdo the other and each individual
strove for a prize. The man who cut out and dragged
to the fire the most calves in three days could leave
for the Black Hills at the expiration of that time,
the rest to follow as soon as they could.
In this contest Hopalong Cassidy led
his nearest rival, Red Connors, both of whom were
Bar-20 men, by twenty cut-outs, and there remained
but half an hour more in which to compete. As
Red disappeared into the sea of tossing horns Hopalong
dashed out with a whoop.
“Hi, yu trellis-built rack
of bones, come along there! Whoop!” he
yelled, turning the prisoner over to the squad by the
fire.
“Chalk up this here insignificant
wart of cross-eyed perversity: an’ how
many?” He called as he galloped back to the corral.
“One ninety-eight,” announced
Buck, blowing the sand from the tally sheet.
“That’s shore goin’ some,”
he remarked to himself.
When the calf sprang up it was filled
with terror, rage and pain, and charged at Billy from
the rear as that pessimistic soul was leaning over
and poking his finger at a somber horned-toad.
“Wow!” he yelled as his feet took huge
steps up in the air, each one strictly on its own course.
“Woof!” he grunted in the hot sand as he
arose on his hands and knees and spat alkali.
“What’s s’matter?”
He asked dazedly of Johnny Nelson. “Ain’t
it funny!” he yelled sarcastically as he beheld
Johnny holding his sides with laughter. “Ain’t
it funny!” he repeated belligerently. “Of
course that four-laigged, knock-kneed, wobblin’
son-of-a-Piute had to cut me out. They wasn’t
nobody in sight but Billy! Why didn’t yu
say he was comin’? Think I can see four
ways to once? Why didn’t ”
At this point Red cantered up with a calf, and by
a quick maneuver, drew the taut rope against the rear
of Billy’s knees, causing that unfortunate to
sit down heavily. As he arose choking with broken-winded
profanity Red dragged the animal to the fire, and
Billy forgot his grievances in the press of labor.
“How many, Buck?” Asked Red.
“One-eighty.”
“How does she stand?”
“Yore eighteen to th’
bad,” replied the foreman. “Th’
son-of-a-gun!” marveled Red, riding off.
Another whoop interrupted them, and
Billy quit watching out of the corner eye for pugnacious
calves as he prepared for Hopalong.
“Hey, Buck, this here cuss was
with a Barred-Horseshoe cow,” he announced as
he turned it over to the branding man. Buck made
a tally in a separate column and released the animal.
“Hullo, Red! Workin’?” Asked
Hopalong of his rival.
“Some, yu little cuss,”
answered Red with all the good nature in the world.
Hopalong was his particular “side partner,”
and he could lose to him with the best of feelings.
“Yu looks so nice an’
cool, an’ clean, I didn’t know,”
responded Hopalong, eyeing a streak of sweat and dust
which ran from Red’s eyes to his chin and then
on down his neck.
“What yu been doin’?
Plowin’ with yore nose?” Returned Red,
smiling blandly at his friend’s appearance.
“Yah!” snorted Hopalong,
wheeling toward the corral. “Come on, yu
pie-eatin’ doodle-bug; I’ll beat yu to
th’ gate!”
The two ponies sent showers of sand
all over Billy, who eyed them in pugnacious disgust.
“Of all th’ locoed imps that ever made
life miserable fer a man, them’s th’
worst! Is there any piece of fool nonsense they
hain’t harnessed me with?” He beseeched
of Buck. “Is there anything they hain’t
done to me? They hides my liquor; they stuffs
th’ sweat band of my hat with rope; they ties
up my pants; they puts water in. My boots an’
toads in my bunk ain’t they never
goin’ to get sane?”
“Oh, they’re only kids they
can’t help it,” offered Buck. “Didn’t
they hobble my cayuse when I was on him an’
near bust my neck?”
Hopalong interrupted the conversation
by driving up another calf, and Buck, glancing at
his watch, declared the contest at an end.
“Yu wins,” he remarked
to the newcomer. “An’ now yu get scarce
or Billy will shore straddle yore nerves. He
said as how he was goin’ to get square on yu
to-night.”
“I didn’t, neither, Hoppy!”
earnestly contradicted Billy, who bad visions of a
night spent in torment as a reprisal for such a threat.
“Honest I didn’t, did I, Johnny?”
He asked appealingly.
“Yu shore did,” lied Johnny,
winking at Red, who had just ridden up.
“I don’t know what yore
talkin’ about, but yu shore did,” replied
Red.
“If yu did,” grinned Hopalong,
“I’ll shore make yu hard to find.
Come on, fellows,” he said; “grub’s
ready. Where’s Frenchy?”
“Over chewin’ th’
rag with Waffles about his hat he’s
lost it again,” answered Red. “He
needs a guardian fer that bonnet. Th’
Kid an’ Salvation has jammed it in th’
corral fence an’ Waffles has to stand fer
it.”
“Let’s put it in th’
grub wagon an see him cuss cookie,” suggested
Hopalong.
“Shore,” indorsed Johnny;
Cookie’ll feed him bum grub for a week to get
square.
Hopalong and Johnny ambled over to
the corral and after some trouble located the missing
sombrero, which they carried to the grub wagon and
hid in the flour barrel. Then they went over by
the excited owner and dropped a few remarks about
how strange the cook was acting and how he was watching
Frenchy.
Frenchy jumped at the bait and tore
over to the wagon, where he and the cook spent some
time in mutual recrimination. Hopalong nosed around
and finally dug up the hat, white as new-fallen snow.
“Here’s a hat found
it in th’ dough barrel,” he announced,
handing it over to Frenchy, who received it in open-mouthed
stupefaction.
“Yu pie-makin’ pirate!
Yu didn’t know where my lid was, did yu!
Yu cross-eyed lump of hypocrisy!” yelled Frenchy,
dusting off the flour with one full-armed swing on
the cook’s face, driving it into that unfortunate’s
nose and eyes and mouth. “Yu white-washed
Chink, yu rub yore face with water an’
yu’ve got pancakes.”
“Hey! What you doin’!”
yelled the cook, kicking the spot where he had last
seen Frenchy. “Don’t yu know better’n
that!”
“Yu live close to yoreself or
I’ll throw yu so high th’ sun’ll
duck,” replied Frenchy, a smile illuminating
his face.
“Hey, cookie,” remarked
Hopalong confidentially, “I know who put up this
joke on yu. Yu ask Billy who hid th’ hat,”
suggested the tease. “Here he comes now see
how queer he looks.”
“Th’ mournful Piute,”
ejaculated the cook. “I’ll shore make
him wish he’d kept on his own trail. I’ll
flavor his slush [coffee] with year-old dish-rags!”
At this juncture Billy ambled up,
keeping his weather eye peeled for trouble. “Who’s
a dish-rag?” He queried. The cook mumbled
something about crazy hens not knowing when to quit
cackling and climbed up in his wagon. And that
night Billy swore off drinking coffee.
When the dawn of the next day broke,
Hopalong was riding toward the Black Hills, leaving
Billy to untie himself as best he might.
The trip was uneventful and several
weeks later he entered Red Dog, a rambling shanty
town, one of those western mushrooms that sprang up
in a night. He took up his stand at the Miner’s
Rest, and finally secured six claims at the cost of
nine hundred hard-earned dollars, a fund subscribed
by the outfits, as it was to be a partnership affair.
He rode out to a staked-off piece
of hillside and surveyed his purchase, which consisted
of a patch of ground, six holes, six piles of dirt
and a log hut. The holes showed that the claims
bad been tried and found wanting.
He dumped his pack of tools and provisions,
which he had bought on the way up, and lugged them
into the cabin. After satisfying his curiosity
he went outside and sat down for a smoke, figuring
up in his mind how much gold he could carry on a horse.
Then, as he realized that he could get a pack mule
to carry the surplus, he became aware of a strange
presence near at hand and looked up into the muzzle
of a Sharp’s rifle. He grasped the situation
in a flash and calmly blew several heavy smoke rings
around the frowning barrel.
“Well?” He asked slowly.
“Nice day, stranger,”
replied the man with the rifle, “but don’t
yu reckon yu’ve made a mistake?”
Hopalong glanced at the number burned
on a near-by stake and carelessly blew another smoke
ring. He was waiting for the gun to waver.
“No, I reckons not,” he answered.
“Why?”
“Well, I’ll jest tell
yu since yu asks. This yere claim’s mine
an’ I’m a reg’lar terror, I am.
That’s why; an’ seein’ as it is,
yu better amble some.”
Hopalong glanced down the street and
saw an interested group watching him, which only added
to his rage for being in such a position. Then
he started to say something, faltered and stared with
horror at a point several feet behind his opponent.
The “terror” sprang to one side in response
to Hop-along’s expression, as if fearing that
a snake or some such danger threatened him. As
he alighted in his new position he fell forward and
Hopalong slid a smoking Colt in its holster.
Several men left the distant group
and ran toward the claim. Hopalong reached his
arm inside the door and brought forth his rifle, with
which he covered their advance.
“Anything yu want?” he shouted savagely.
The men stopped and two of them started
to sidle in front of two others, but Hopalong was
not there for the purpose of permitting a move that
would screen any gun play and he stopped the game with
a warning shout. Then the two held up their hands
and advanced.
“We wants to git Dan,”
called out one of them, nodding at the prostrate figure.
“Come ahead,” replied
Hopalong, substituting a Colt for the rifle.
They carried their badly wounded and
insensible burden back to those whom they had left,
and several curses were hurled at the cowboy, who
only smiled grimly and entered the hut to place things
ready for a siege, should one come. He had one
hundred rounds of ammunition and provisions enough
for two weeks, with the assurance of reinforcements
long before that time would expire. He cut several
rough loopholes and laid out his weapons for quick
handling. He knew that he could stop any advance
during the day and planned only for night attacks.
How long he could go without sleep did not bother
him, because he gave it no thought, as he was accustomed
to short naps and could awaken at will or at the slightest
sound.
As dusk merged into dark he crept
forth and collected several handfuls of dry twigs,
which he scattered around the hut, as the cracking
of these would warn him of an approach. Then
he went in and went to sleep.
He awoke at daylight after a good
night’s rest, and feasted on canned beans and
peaches. Then he tossed the cans out of the door
and shoved his hat out. Receiving no response
he walked out and surveyed the town at his feet.
A sheepish grin spread over his face as he realized
that there was no danger. Several red-shirted
men passed by him on their way to town, and one, a
grizzled veteran of many gold camps, stopped and sauntered
up to him.
“Mornin’,” said Hopalong.
“Mornin’,” replied
the stranger. “I thought I’d drop
in an’ say that I saw that gun-play of yourn
yesterday. Yu ain’t got no reason to look
fer a rush. This camp is half white men
an’ half bullies, an’ th’ white men
won’t stand fer no play like that.
Them fellers that jest passed are neighbors of yourn,
an’ they won’t lay abed if yu needs them.
But yu wants to look out fer th’ joints
in th’ town. Guess this business is out
of yore line,” he finished as he sized Hopalong
up.
“She shore is, but I’m
here to stay. Got tired of punchin’ an’
reckoned I’d get rich.” Here he smiled
and glanced at the hole. “How’re yu
makin’ out?” He asked.
“‘Bout five dollars a
day apiece, but that ain’t nothin’ when
grub’s so high. Got reckless th’
other day an’ had a egg at fifty cents.”
Hopalong whistled and glanced at the
empty cans at his feet. “Any marshal in
this burg?”
“Yep. But he’s one
of th’ gang. No good, an’ drunk half
th’ time an’ half drunk th’ rest.
Better come down an’ have something,” invited
the miner.
“I’d shore like to, but
I can’t let no gang get in that door,”
replied the puncher.
“Oh, that’s all right;
I’ll call my pardner down to keep house till
yu gits back. He can hold her all right.
Hey, Jake!” he called to a man who was some
hundred paces distant; “Come down here an’
keep house till we gits back, will yu?”
The man lumbered down to them and
took possession as Hopalong and his newly found friend
started for the town.
They entered the “Miner’s
Rest” and Hopalong fixed the room in his mind
with one swift glance. Three men and
they looked like the crowd he had stopped before were
playing poker at a table near the window. Hopalong
leaned with his back to the bar and talked, with the
players always in sight.
Soon the door opened and a bewhiskered,
heavy-set man tramped in, and walking up to Hopalong,
looked him over.
“Huh,” he sneered, “Yu
are th’ gent with th’ festive guns that
plugged Dan, ain’t yu?”
Hopalong looked at him in the eyes and quietly replied:
“An’ who th’ deuce are yu?”
The stranger’s eyes blazed and
his face wrinkled with rage as he aggressively shoved
his jaw close to Hopalong’s face.
“Yu runt, I’m a better
man than yu even if yu do wear hair pants,”
referring to Hopalong’s chaps. “Yu
cow-wrastlers make me tired, an’ I’m goin’
to show yu that this town is too good for you.
Yu can say it right now that yu are a ornery, game-leg
Hopalong smashed his insulter squarely
between the eyes with all the power of his sinewy
body behind the blow, knocking him in a heap under
the table. Then he quickly glanced at the card
players and saw a hostile movement. His gun was
out in a flash and he covered the trio as he walked
up to them. Never in all his life had he felt
such a desire to kill. His eyes were diamond
points of accumulated fury, and those whom he faced
quailed before him.
“Yu scum! Draw, please
draw! Pull yore guns an’ gimme my chance!
Three to one, an’ I’ll lay my guns here,”
he said, placing them on the bar and removing his
hands. “‘Nearer My God to Thee’ is
purty appropriate fer yu just now! Yu seem
to be a-scared of yore own guns. Git down on yore
dirty knees an’ say good an’ loud that
yu eats dirt! Shout out that yu are too currish
to live with decent men,” he said, even-toned
and distinct, his voice vibrant with passion as he
took up his Colts. “Get down!” he
repeated, shoving the weapons forward and pulling back
the hammers.
The trio glanced at each other, and
all three dropped to their knees and repeated in venomous
hatred the words Hopalong said for them.
“Now git! An’ if
I sees yu when I leaves I’ll send yu after yore
friend. I’ll shoot on sight now. Git!”
He escorted them to the door and kicked the last one
out.
His miner friend still leaned against
the bar and looked his approval.
“Well done, youngster!
But yu wants to look out that man,”
pointing to the now groping victim of Hopalong’s
blow, “is th’ marshal of this town.
He or his pals will get yu if yu don’t watch
th’ corners.”
Hopalong walked over to the marshal,
jerked him to his feet and slammed him against the
bar. Then he tore the cheap badge from its place
and threw it on the floor. Reaching down, he
drew the marshal’s revolver from its holster
and shoved it in its owner’s hand.
“Yore th’ marshal of this
place an’ it’s too good for me, but yore
gain’ to pick up that tin lie,” pointing
at the badge, “an’ yore goin’ to
do it right now. Then yore gain’ to get
kicked out of that door, an’ if yu stops runnin’
while I can see yu I’ll fill yu so full of holes
yu’ll catch cold. Yore a sumptious marshal,
yu are! Yore th’ snortingest ki-yi that
ever stuck its tail atween its laigs, yu are.
Yu pop-eyed wall flower, yu wants to peep to yoreself
or some papoose’ll slide yu over th’ Divide
so fast yu won’t have time to grease yore pants.
Pick up that license-tag an’ let me see you
perculate so lively that yore back’ll look like
a ten-cent piece in five seconds. Flit!”
The marshal, dazed and bewildered,
stooped and fumbled for the badge. Then he stood
up and glanced at the gun in his hand and at the eager
man before him. He slid the weapon in his belt
and drew his hand across his fast-closing eyes.
Cursing streaks of profanity, he staggered to the
door and landed in a heap in the street from the force
of Hopalong’s kick. Struggling to his feet,
he ran unsteadily down the block and disappeared around
a corner.
The bartender, cool and unperturbed,
pushed out three glasses on his treat: “I’ve
seen yu afore, up in Cheyenne ’member?
How’s yore friend Red?” He asked as he
filled the glasses with the best the house afforded.
“Well, shore ‘nuff!
Glad to see yu, Jimmy! What yu doin’ away
off here?” Asked Hopalong, beginning to feel
at home.
“Oh, jest filterin’ round
like. I’m awful glad to see yu this
yere wart of a town needs siftin’ out.
It was only last week I was wishin’ one of yore
bunch ‘ud show up that ornament yu
jest buffaloed shore raised th’ devil in here,
an’ I wished I had somebody to prospect his anatomy
for a lead mine. But he’s got a tough gang
circulating with him. Ever hear of Dutch Shannon
or Blinky Neary? They’s with him.”
“Dutch Shannon? Nope,” he replied.
“Bad eggs, an’ not a-carin’
how they gits square. Th’ feller yu’
salted yesterday was a bosom friend of th’ marshal’s,
an’ he passed in his chips last night.”
“So?”
“Yep. Bought a bottle of
ready-made nerve an’ went to his own funeral.
Aristotle Smith was lookin’ fer him up in
Cheyenne last year. Aristotle said he’d
give a century fer five minutes’ palaver
with him, but he shied th’ town an’ didn’t
come back. Yu know Aristotle, don’t yu?
He’s th’ geezer that made fame up to Poison
Knob three years ago. He used to go to town ridin’
astride a log on th’ lumber flume. Made
four miles in six minutes with th’ promise of
a ruction when he stopped. Once when he was loaded
he tried to ride back th’ same way he came, an’
th’ first thing he knowed he was three miles
farther from his supper an’ a-slippin’
down that valley like he wanted to go somewhere.
He swum out at Potter’s Dam an’ it took
him a day to walk back. But he didn’t make
that play again, because he was frequently sober, an’
when he wasn’t he’d only stand off an’
swear at th’ slide.”
“That’s Aristotle, all
hunk. He’s th’ chap that used to play
checkers with Deacon Rawlins. They used empty
an’ loaded shells for men, an’ when they
got a king they’d lay one on its side. Sometimes
they’d jar th’ board an’ they’d
all be kings an’ then they’d have a cussin’
match,” replied Hopalong, once more restored
to good humor.
“Why,” responded Jimmy,
“he counted his wealth over twice by mistake
an’ shore raised a howl when he went to blow
it thought he’s been robbed, an’
laid behind th’ houses fer a week lookin’
fer th’ feller that done it.”
“I’ve heard of that cuss he
shore was th’ limit. What become of him?”
Asked the miner.
“He ambled up to Laramie an’
stuck his head in th’ window of that joint by
th’ plaza an’ hollered ‘Fire,’
an’ they did. He was shore a good feller,
all th’ same,” answered the bartender.
Hopalong laughed and started for the door. Turning
around he looked at his miner friend and asked:
“Comin’ along? I’m goin’
back now.”
“Nope. Reckon I’ll
hit th’ tiger a whirl. I’ll stop in
when I passes.”
“All right. So long,”
replied Hopalong, slipping out of the door and watching
for trouble. There was no opposition shown him,
and he arrived at his claim to find Jake in a heated
argument with another of the gang.
“Here he comes now,” he
said as Hopalong walked up. “Tell him what
yu said to me.”
“I said yu made a mistake,”
said the other, turning to the cowboy in a half apologetic
manner.
“An’ what else?” Insisted Jake.
“Why, ain’t that all?”
Asked the claim-jumper’s friend in feigned surprise,
wishing that he had kept quiet.
“Well I reckons it is if yu
can’t back up yore words,” responded Jake
in open contempt.
Hopalong grabbed the intruder by the
collar of his shirt and hauled him off the claim.
“Yu keep off this, understand? I just kicked
yore marshal out in th’ street, an’ I’ll
pay yu th’ next call. If yu rambles in range
of my guns yu’ll shore get in th’ way of
a slug. Yu an’ yore gang wants to browse
on th’ far side of th’ range or yu’ll
miss a sunrise some mornin’. Scoot!”
Hopalong turned to his companion and
smiled. “What’d he say?” He
asked genially.
“Oh, he jest shot off his mouth
a little. They’s all no good. I’ve
collided with lots of them all over this country.
They can’t face a good man an’ keep their
nerve. What’d yu say to th’ marshal?”
“I told him what he was an’
threw him outen th’ street,” replied Hopalong.
“In about two weeks we’ll have a new marshal
an’ he’ll shore be a dandy.”
“Yes? Why don’t yu take th’
job yoreself? We’re with yu.”
“Better man comin’.
Ever hear of Buck Peters or Red Connors of th’
Bar-20, Texas?”
“Buck Peters? Seems to
me I have. Did he punch fer th’
Tin-Cup up in Montana, ’bout twenty years back?”
“Shore! Him and Frenchy
McAllister punched all over that country an’
they used to paint Cheyenne, too,” replied Hopalong,
eagerly.
“I knows him, then. I used
to know Frenchy, too. Are they comin’ up
here?”
“Yes,” responded Hopalong,
struggling with another can while waiting for the
fire to catch up. “Better have some grub
with me don’t like to eat alone,”
invited the cowboy, the reaction of his late rage swinging
him to the other extreme.
When their tobacco had got well started
at the close of the meal and content had taken possession
of them Hopalong laughed quietly and finally spoke:
“Did yu ever know Aristotle
Smith when yu was up in Montana?”
“Did I! Well, me an’
Aristotle prospected all through that country till
he got so locoed I had to watch him fer fear he’d
blow us both up. He greased th’ fryin’
pan with dynamite one night, an’ we shore had
to eat jerked meat an’ canned stuff all th’
rest of that trip. What made yu ask? Is
he comin’ up too?”
“No, I reckons not. Jimmy,
th’ bartender, said that he cashed in up at
Laramie. Wasn’t he th’ cuss that built
that boat out there on th’ Arizona desert because
he was scared that a flood might come? Th’
sun shore warped that punt till it wasn’t even
good for a hencoop.”
“Nope. That was Sister Annie
Tompkins. He was purty near as bad as Aristotle,
though. He roped a puma up on th’ Sacramentos,
an’ didn’t punch no more fer three
weeks. Well, here comes my pardner an’ I
reckons I’ll amble right along. If yu needs
any referee or a side pardner in any ruction yu has
only got to warble up my way. So long.”
The next ten days passed quietly,
and on the afternoon of the eleventh Hopalong’s
miner friend paid him a visit.
“Jake recommends yore peaches,”
he laughed as he shook Hopalong’s hand.
“He says yu boosted another of that crowd.
That bein’ so I thought I would drop in an’
say that they’re comin’ after yu to-night,
shore. Just heard of it from yore friend Jimmy.
Yu can count on us when th’ rush comes.
But why didn’t yu say yu was a pard of Buck Peters’?
Me an’ him used to shoot up Laramie together.
From what yore friend James says, yu can handle this
gang by yore lonesome, but if yu needs any encouragement
yu make some sign an’ we’ll help th’
event along some. They’s eight of us that’ll
be waitin’ up to get th’ returns an’
we’re shore goin’ to be in range.”
“Gee, it’s nice to run
across a friend of Buck’s! Ain’t he
a son-of-a-gun?” Asked Hopalong, delighted at
the news. Then, without waiting for a reply,
he went on: “Yore shore square, all right,
an’ I hates to refuse yore offer, but I got
eighteen friends comin’ up an’ they ought
to get here by tomorrow. Yu tell Jimmy to head
them this way when they shows up an’ I’ll
have th’ claim for them. There ain’t
no use of yu fellers gettin’ mixed up in this.
Th’ bunch that’s comin’ can clean
out any gang this side of sunup, an’ I expects
they’ll shore be anxious to begin when they
finds me eatin’ peaches an’ wastin’
my time shootin’ bums. Yu pass th’
word along to yore friends, an’ tell them to
lay low an’ see th’ Arory Boerallis hit
this town with its tail up. Tell Jimmy to do
it up good when he speaks about me holdin’ th’
claim I likes to see Buck an’ Red
fight when they’re good an’ mad.”
The miner laughed and slapped Hopalong
on the shoulder. “Yore all right, youngster!
Yore just like Buck was at yore age. Say now,
I reckons he wasn’t a reg’lar terror on
wheels! Why, I’ve seen him do more foolish
things than any man I knows of, an’ I calculate
that if Buck pals with yu there ain’t no water
in yore sand. My name’s Tom Halloway,”
he suggested.
“An’ mine’s Hopalong
Cassidy,” was the reply. “I’ve
heard Buck speak of yu.”
“Has yu? Well, don’t
it beat all how little this world is? Somebody
allus turnin’ up that knows somebody yu
knows. I’ll just amble along, Mr. Cassidy,
an’ don’t yu be none bashful about callin’
if yu needs me. Any pal of Buck’s is my
friend. Well, so long,” said the visitor
as he strode off. Then he stopped and turned
around. “Hey, mister!” he called.
“They are goin’ to roll a fire barrel down
agin yu from behind,” indicating by an outstretched
arm the point from where it would start. “If
it burns yu out I’m goin’ to take a band
from up there,” pointing to a cluster of rocks
well to the rear of where the crowd would work from,
“an’ I don’t care whether yu likes
it or not,” he added to himself.
Hopalong scratched his head and then
laughed. Taking up a pick and shovel, he went
out behind the cabin and dug a trench parallel with
and about twenty paces away from the rear wall.
Heaping the excavated dirt up on the near side of
the cut, he stepped back and surveyed his labor with
open satisfaction. “Roll yore fire barrel
an’ be dogged,” he muttered. “Mebby
she won’t make a bully light for pot shots, though,”
he added, grinning at the execution he would do.
Taking up his tools, he went up to
the place from where the gang would roll the barrel,
and made half a dozen mounds of twigs, being careful
to make them very flimsy. Then he covered them
with earth and packed them gently. The mounds
looked very tempting from the view-point of a marksman
in search of earth-works, and appeared capable of stopping
any rifle ball that could be fired against them.
Hopalong looked them over critically and stepped back.
“I’d like to see th’
look on th’ face of th’ son-of-a-gun that
uses them for cover won’t he be surprised”
and he grinned gleefully as he pictured his shots
boring through them. Then he placed in the center
of each a chip or a pebble or something that he thought
would show up well in the firelight.
Returning to the cabin, he banked
it up well with dirt and gravel, and tossed a few
shovelfuls up on the roof as a safety valve to his
exuberance. When he entered the door he had another
idea, and fell to work scooping out a shallow cellar,
deep enough to shelter him when lying at full length.
Then he stuck his head out of the window and grinned
at the false covers with their prominent bull’s-eyes.
“When that prize-winnin’
gang of ossified idiots runs up agin’ these
fortifications they shore will be disgusted. I’ll
bet four dollars an’ seven cents they’ll
think their medicine-man’s no good. I hopes
that puff-eyed marshal will pick out that hump with
th’ chip on it,” and he hugged himself
in anticipation.
He then cut down a sapling and fastened
it to the roof and on it he tied his neckerchief,
which fluttered valiantly and with defiance in the
light breeze. “I shore hopes they appreciates
that,” he remarked whimsically, as he went inside
the hut and closed the door.
The early part of the evening passed
in peace, and Hopalong, tired of watching in vain,
wished for action. Midnight came, and it was not
until half an hour before dawn that he was attacked.
Then a noise sent him to a loophole, where he fired
two shots at skulking figures some distance off.
A fusillade of bullets replied; one of them ripped
through the door at a weak spot and drilled a hole
in a can of the everlasting peaches. Hopalong
set the can in the frying pan and then flitted from
loophole to loophole, shooting quick and straight.
Several curses told him that he had not missed, and
he scooped up a finger of peach juice. Shots thudded
into the walls of his fort in an unceasing stream,
and, as it grew lighter, several whizzed through the
loopholes. He kept close to the earth and waited
for the rush, and when it came sent it back, minus
two of its members.
As he reloaded his Colts a bullet
passed through his shirt sleeve and he promptly nailed
the marksman. He looked out of a crack in the
rear wall and saw the top of an adjoining hill crowned
with spectators, all of whom were armed. Some
time later he repulsed another attack and heard a
faint cheer from his friends on the hill. Then
he saw a barrel, blazing from end to end, roll out
from the place he had so carefully covered with mounds.
It gathered speed and bounded over the rough ground,
flashed between two rocks and leaped into the trench,
where it crackled and roared in vain.
“Now,” said Hopalong,
blazing at the mounds as fast as he could fire his
rifle, “we’ll just see what yu thinks of
yore nice little covers.”
Yells of consternation and pain rang
out in a swelling chorus, and legs and arms jerked
and flopped, one man, in his astonishment at the shot
that tore open his cheek, sitting up in plain sight
of the marksman. Roars of rage floated up from
the main body of the besiegers, and the discomfited
remnant of barrel-rollers broke for real cover.
Then he stopped another rush from
the front, made upon the supposition that he was thinking
only of the second detachment. A hearty cheer
arose from Tom Halloway and his friends, ensconced
in their rocky position, and it was taken up by those
on the hill, who danced and yelled their delight at
the battle, to them more humorous than otherwise.
This recognition of his prowess from
men of the caliber of his audience made him feel good,
and he grinned: “Gee, I’ll bet Halloway
an’ his friends is shore itchin’ to get
in this,” he murmured, firing at a head that
was shown for an instant. “Wonder what Red’ll
say when Jimmy tells him bet he’ll
plow dust like a cyclone,” and Hopalong laughed,
picturing to himself the satiation of Red’s
anger. “Old red-headed son-of-a-gun,”
murmured the cowboy affectionately, “he shore
can fight.”
As he squinted over the sights of
his rifle his eye caught sight of a moving body of
men as they cantered over the flats about two miles
away. In his eagerness he forgot to shoot and
carefully counted them. “Nine,” he
grumbled. “Wonder what’s th’
matter?” Fearing that they were not his friends.
Then a second body numbering eight cantered into sight
and followed the first.
“Whoop! There’s th’
Red-head!” he shouted, dancing in his joy.
“Now,” he shouted at the peach can joyously,
“yu wait about thirty minutes an’ yu’ll
shore reckon Hades has busted loose!”
He grabbed up his Colts, which he
kept loaded for repelling rushes, and recklessly emptied
them into the bushes and between the rocks and trees,
searching every likely place for a human target.
Then he slipped his rifle in a loophole and waited
for good shots, having worked off the dangerous pressure
of his exuberance.
Soon he heard a yell from the direction
of the “Miner’s Rest,” and fell
to jamming cartridges into his revolvers so that he
could sally out and join in the fray by the side of
Red.
The thunder of madly pounding hoofs
rolled up the trail, and soon a horse and rider shot
around the corner and headed for the copse. Three
more raced close behind and then a bunch of six, followed
by the rest, spread out and searched for trouble.
Red, a Colt in each hand and hatless,
stood up in his stirrups and sent shot after shot
into the fleeing mob, which he could not follow on
account of the nature of the ground. Buck wheeled
and dashed down the trail again with Red a close second,
the others packed in a solid mass and after them.
At the first level stretch the newcomers swept down
and hit their enemies, going through them like a knife
through cheese. Hopalong danced up and down with
rage when he could not find his horse, and had to
stand and yell, a spectator.
The fight drifted in among the buildings,
where it became a series of isolated duels, and soon
Hopalong saw panic-stricken horses carrying their
riders out of the other side of the town. Then
he went gunning for the man who had rustled his horse.
He was unsuccessful and returned to his peaches.
Soon the riders came up, and when
they saw Hopalong shove a peach into his powder-grimed
mouth they yelled their delight.
“Yu old maverick! Eatin’
peaches like yu was afraid we’d git some!”
shouted Red indignantly, leaping down and running up
to his pal as though to thrash him.
Hopalong grinned pleasantly and fired
a peach against Red’s eye. “I was
savin’ that one for yu, Reddie,” he remarked,
as he avoided Buck’s playful kick. “Yu
fellers git to work an’ dig up some wealth I’m
hungry.” Then he turned to Buck: “Yore
th’ marshal of this town, an’ any son-of-a-gun
what don’t like it had better write. Oh,
yes, here comes Tom Halloway ’member
him?”
Buck turned and faced the miner and
his hand went out with a jerk.
“Well, I’ll be locoed
if I didn’t punch with yu on th’ Tin-Cup!”
he said.
“Yu shore did an’ yu was
purty devilish, but that there Cassidy of yourn beats
anything I ever seen.”
“He’s a good kid,”
replied Buck, glancing to where Red and Hopalong were
quarreling as to who had eaten the most pie in a contest
held some years before.
Johnny, nosing around, came upon the
perforated and partially scattered piles of earth
and twigs, and vented his disgust of them by kicking
them to pieces. “Hey! Hoppy!
Oh, Hoppy!” he called, “what are these
things?”
Hopalong jammed Red’s hat over
that person’s eyes and replied: “Oh,
them’s some loaded dice I fixed for them.”
“Yu son-of-a-gun!” sputtered
Red, as he wrestled with his friend in the exuberance
of his pride. “Yu son-of-a-gun! Yu
shore ought to be ashamed to treat ’em that
way!”
“Shore,” replied Hopalong. “But
I ain’t!”