When Mr. Travennes looked over the
corral fence he was much chagrined to see a man and
a Colt both paying strict attention to his nose.
“Mornin’, Duke,”
said the man with the gun. “Lose anything?”
Mr. Travennes looked back at his friends
and saw Mr. Connors sitting on a rock holding two
guns. Mr. Travennes’ right and left wings
were the targets and they pitted their frowns against
Mr. Connors’ smile.
“Not that I knows of,”
replied Mr. Travennes, shifting his feet uneasily.
“Find anything?” Came
from Mr. Cassidy as he sidled out of the gate.
“Nope,” replied the captain
of the Terrors, eying the Colt. “Are yu
in the habit of payin’ early mornin’ calls
to this here corral?” persisted Mr. Cassidy,
playing with the gun.
“Ya-as. That’s my
business I’m th’ captain of
the vigilantes.”
“That’s too bad,”
sympathized Mr. Cassidy, moving forward a step.
Mr. Travennes looked put out and backed
off. “What yu mean, stickin’ me up
this-away?” He asked indignantly.
“Yu needn’t go an’
get mad,” responded Mr. Cassidy. “Just
business. Yore cayuse an’ another shore
climbed this corral fence last night an’ ate
up our bronchs, an’ I just nachurly want to
know about it.”
Mr. Travennes looked his surprise
and incredulity and craned his neck to see for himself.
When he saw his horse peacefully scratching itself
he swore and looked angrily up the street. Mr.
Connors, behind the shack, was hidden to the view
of those on the street, and when two men ran up at
a signal from Mr. Travennes, intending to insert themselves
in the misunderstanding, they were promptly lined
up with the first two by the man on the rock.
“Sit down,” invited Mr.
Connors, pushing a chunk of air out of the way with
his guns. The last two felt a desire to talk and
to argue the case on its merits, but refrained as
the black holes in Mr. Connors’ guns hinted
at eruption. “Every time yu opens yore mouths
yu gets closer to th’ Great Divide,” enlightened
that person, and they were childlike in their belief.
Mr. Travennes acted as though he would
like to scratch his thigh where his Colt’s chafed
him, but postponed the event and listened to Mr. Cassidy,
who was asking questions.
“Where’s our cayuses, General?”
Mr. Travennes replied that he didn’t
know. He was worried, for he feared that his
captor didn’t have a secure hold on the hammer
of the ubiquitous Colt’s.
“Where’s my cayuse?” Persisted Mr.
Cassidy.
“I don’t know, but I wants
to ask yu how yu got mine,” replied Mr. Travennes.
“Yu tell me how mine got out
an’ I’ll tell yu how yourn got in,”
countered Mr. Cassidy.
Mr. Connors added another to his collection
before the captain replied.
“Out in this country people
get in trouble when they’re found with other
folks’ cayuses,” Mr. Travennes suggested.
Mr. Cassidy looked interested and
replied: “Yu shore ought to borrow some
experience, an’ there’s lots floating around.
More than one man has smoked in a powder mill, an’
th’ number of them planted who looked in th’
muzzle of a empty gun is scandalous. If my remarks
don’t perculate right smart I’ll explain.”
Mr. Travennes looked down the street
again, saw number five added to the line-up, and coughed
up chunks of broken profanity, grieving his host by
his lack of courtesy.
“Time,” announced Mr.
Cassidy, interrupting the round. “I wants
them cayuses an’ I wants ’em right now.
Yu an’ me will amble off an’ get ‘em.
I won’t bore yu with tellin’ yu what’ll
happen if yu gets skittish. Slope along an’
don’t be scared; I’m with yu,” assured
Mr. Cassidy as he looked over at Mr. Connors, whose
ascetic soul pined for the flapjacks of which his
olfactories caught intermittent whiffs.
“Well, Red, I reckons yu has
got plenty of room out here for all yu may corral;
anyhow there ain’t a whole lot more. My
friend Slim an’ I are shore going to have a
devil of a time if we can t find them cussed bronchs.
Whew, them flapjacks smell like a plain trail to payday.
Just think of th’ nice maple juice we used to
get up to Cheyenne on them frosty mornings.”
“Get out of here an’ lemme
alone! ‘What do yu allus want to go
an’ make a feller unhappy for? Can’t
yu keep still about grub when yu knows I ain’t
had my morning’s feed yet?” Asked Mr. Connors,
much aggrieved.
“Well, I’ll be back directly
an’ I’ll have them cayuses or a scalp.
Yu tend to business an’ watch th’ herd.
That shorthorn yearling at th’ end of th’
line” pointing to a young man who
looked capable of taking risks “he
looks like he might take a chance an’ gamble
with yu,” remarked Mr. Cassidy, placing Mr.
Travennes in front of him and pushing back his own
sombrero. “Don’t put too much maple
juice on them flapjacks, Red,” he warned as
he poked his captive in the back of the neck as a
hint to get along. Fortunately Mr. Connors’
closing remarks are lost to history.
Observing that Mr. Travennes headed
south on the quest, Mr. Cassidy reasoned that the
missing bronchos ought to be somewhere in the north,
and he postponed the southern trip until such time
when they would have more leisure at their disposal.
Mr. Travennes showed a strong inclination to shy at
this arrangement, but quieted down under persuasion,
and they started off toward where Mr. Cassidy firmly
believed the North Pole and the cayuses to be.
“Yu has got quite a metropolis
here,” pleasantly remarked Mr. Cassidy as under
his direction they made for a distant corral.
“I can see four different types of architecture,
two of ’em on one residence,” he continued
as they passed a wood and adobe hut. “No
doubt the railroad will put a branch down here some
day an’ then yu can hire their old cars for
yore public buildings. Then when yu gets a post-office
yu will shore make Chicago hustle some to keep her
end up. Let’s assay that hollow for horse-hide;
it looks promisin’.”
The hollow was investigated but showed
nothing other than cactus and baked alkali. The
corral came next, and there too was emptiness.
For an hour the search was unavailing, but at the
end of that time Mr. Cassidy began to notice signs
of nervousness on the part of his guest, which grew
less as they proceeded. Then Mr. Cassidy retraced
their steps to the place where the nervousness first
developed and tried another way and once more returned
to the starting point.
“Yu seems to hanker for this
fool exercise,” quoth Mr. Trayennes with much
sarcasm. “If yu reckons I’m fond of
this locoed ramblin’ yu shore needs enlightenment.”
“Sometimes I do get these fits,”
confessed Mr. Cassidy, “an’ when I do
I’m dead sore on objections. Let’s
peek in that there hut,” he suggested.
“Huh; yore ideas of cayuses
are mighty peculiar. Why don’t you look
for ’em up on those cactuses or behind that
mesquite? I wouldn’t be a heap surprised
if they was roostin’ on th’ roof.
They are mighty knowing animals, cayuses. I once
saw one that could figger like a schoolmarm,”
remarked Mr. Travennes, beginning sarcastically and
toning it down as he proceeded, out of respect for
his companion’s gun.
“Well, they might be in th’
shack,” replied Mr. Cassidy. “Cayuses
know so much that it takes a month to unlearn them.
I wouldn’t like to bet they ain’t in that
hut, though.”
Mr. Travennes snickered in a manner
decidedly uncomplimentary and began to whistle, softly
at first. The gentleman from the Bar-20 noticed
that his companion was a musician; that when he came
to a strong part he increased the tones until they
bid to be heard at several hundred yards. When
Mr. Travennes had reached a most passionate part in
“Juanita” and was expanding his lungs
to do it justice he was rudely stopped by the insistent
pressure of his guard’s Colt’s on the most
ticklish part of his ear.
“I shore wish yu wouldn’t
strain yoreself thataway,” said Mr. Cassidy,
thinking that Mr. Travennes might be endeavoring to
call assistance. “I went an’ promised
my mother on her deathbed that I wouldn’t let
nobody whistle out loud like that, an’ th’
opery is hereby stopped. Besides, somebody might
hear them mournful tones an’ think that something
is th’ matter, which it ain’t.”
Mr. Travennes substituted heartfelt
cursing, all of which was heavily accented.
As they approached the hut Mr. Cassidy
again tickled his prisoner and insisted that he be
very quiet, as his cayuse was very sensitive to noise
and it might be there. Mr. Cassidy still thought
Mr. Travennes might have friends in the hut and wouldn’t
for the world disturb them, as he would present a
splendid target as he approached the building.