The open door revealed three men asleep
on the earthen floor, two of whom were Mexicans.
Mr. Cassidy then for the first time felt called upon
to relieve his companion of the Colt’s which
so sorely itched that gentleman’s thigh and
then disarmed the sleeping guards.
“One man an’ a half,”
murmured Mr. Cassidy, it being in his creed that it
took four Mexicans to make one Texan.
In the far corner of the room were
two bronchos, one of which tried in vain to kick Mr.
Cassidy, not realizing that he was ten feet away.
The noise awakened the sleepers, who sat up and then
sprang to their feet, their hands instinctively streaking
to their thighs for the weapons which peeked contentedly
from the bosom of Mr. Cassidy’s open shirt.
One of the Mexicans made a lightning-like grab for
the back of his neck for the knife which lay along
his spine and was shot in the front of his neck for
his trouble. The shot spoiled his aim, as the
knife flashed past Mr. Cassidy’s arm, wide by
two feet, and thudded into the door frame, where it
hummed angrily.
“The only man who could do that
right was th’ man who invented it, Mr. Bowie,
of Texas,” explained Mr. Cassidy to the other
Mexican. Then he glanced at the broncho,
that was squealing in rage and fear at the shot, which
sounded like a cannon in the small room, and laughed.
“That’s my cayuse, all
right, an’ he wasn’t up no cactus nor roostin’
on th’ roof, neither. He’s th’
most affectionate beast I ever saw. It took me
nigh onto six months afore I could ride him without
fighting him to a standstill,” said Mr. Cassidy
to his guest. Then he turned to the horse and
looked it over. “Come here! What d’yu
mean, acting thataway? Yu ragged end of nothin’
wobbling in space! Yu wall-eyed, ornery, locoed
guide to Hades! Yu won’t be so frisky when
yu’ve made them seventy hot miles between here
an’ Alkaline in five hours,” he promised,
as he made his way toward the animal.
Mr. Travennes walked over to the opposite
wall and took down a pouch of tobacco which hung from
a peg. He did this in a manner suggesting ownership,
and after he had deftly rolled a cigarette with one
hand he put the pouch in his pocket and, lighting
up, inhaled deeply and with much satisfaction.
Mr. Cassidy turned around and glanced the group over,
wondering if the tobacco had been left in the hut on
a former call.
“Did yu find yore makings?”
He asked, with a note of congratulations in his voice.
“Yep. Want one?” Asked Mr. Travennes.
Mr. Cassidy ignored the offer and
turned to the guard whom he had found asleep.
“Is that his tobacco?”
He asked, and the guard, anxious to make everything
run smoothly, told the truth and answered:
“Shore. He left it here
last night,” whereupon Mr. Travennes swore and
Mr. Cassidy smiled grimly.
“Then yu knows how yore cayuse
got in an’ how mine got out,” said the
latter. “I wish yu would explain,”
he added, fondling his Colts.
Mr. Travennes frowned and remained silent.
“I can tell yu, anyhow,”
continued Mr. Cassidy, still smiling, but his eyes
and jaw belied the smile. “Yu took them
cayuses out because yu wanted yourn to be found in
their places. Yu remembered Santa Fe an’
it rankled in yu. Not being man enough to notify
me that yu’d shoot on sight an’ being
afraid my friends would get yu if yu plugged me on
th’ sly, yu tried to make out that me an’
Red rustled yore cayuses. That meant a lynching
with me an’ Red in th’ places of honor.
Yu never saw Red afore, but yu didn’t care if
he went with me. Yu don’t deserve fair
play, but I’m going to give it to yu because
I don’t want anybody to say that any of th’
Bar-20 ever murdered a man, not even a skunk like yu.
My friends have treated me too square for that.
Yu can take this gun an yu can do one of three things
with it, which are: walk out in th’ open
a hundred paces an’ then turn an walk toward
me after you face me yu can set it a-going
whenever yu want to; the second is, put it under yore
hat an’ I’ll put mine an’ th’
others back by the cayuses. Then we’ll toss
up an’ th’ lucky man gets it to use as
he wants. Th’ third is, shoot yourself.”
Mr. Cassidy punctuated the close of
his ultimatum by handing the weapon, muzzle first,
and, because the other might be an adept at “twirling,”
he kept its recipient covered during the operation.
Then, placing his second Colt’s with the captured
weapons, he threw them through the door, being very
careful not to lose the drop on his now armed prisoner.
Mr. Travennes looked around and wiped
the sweat from his forehead, and being an observant
gentleman, took the proffered weapon and walked to
the east, directly toward the sun, which at this time
was halfway to the meridian. The glare of its
straight rays and those reflected from the shining
sand would, in a measure, bother Mr. Cassidy and interfere
with the accuracy of his aim, and he was always thankful
for small favors.
Mr. Travennes was the possessor of
accurate knowledge regarding the lay of the land,
and the thought came to him that there was a small
but deep hole out toward the east and that it was
about the required distance away. This had been
dug by a man who had labored all day in the burning
sun to make an oven so that he could cook mesquite
root in the manner he had seen the Apaches cook it.
Mr. Travennes blessed hobbies, specific and general,
stumbled thoughtlessly and disappeared from sight as
the surprised Mr. Cassidy started forward to offer
his assistance.
Upon emphatic notification from the
man in the hole that his help was not needed, Mr.
Cassidy wheeled around and in great haste covered the
distance separating him from the hut, whereupon Mr.
Travennes swore in self-congratulation and regret.
Mr. Cassidy’s shots barked a cactus which leaned
near Mr. Travennes’ head and flecked several
clouds of alkali near that person’s nose, causing
him to sneeze, duck, and grin.
“It’s his own gun,”
grumbled Mr. Cassidy as a bullet passed through his
sombrero, having in mind the fact that his opponent
had a whole belt full of .44’s. If it had
been Mr. Cassidy’s gun that had been handed over
he would have enjoyed the joke on Mr. Travennes, who
would have had five cartridges between himself and
the promised eternity, as he would have been unable
to use the .44’s in Mr. Cassidy’s .45,
while the latter would have gladly consented to the
change, having as he did an extra .45. Never
before had Mr. Cassidy looked with reproach upon his
.45 caliber Colt’s, and he sighed as he used
it to notify Mr. Travennes that arbitration was not
to be considered, which that person indorsed, said
indorsement passing so close to Mr. Cassidy’s
ear that he felt the breeze made by it.
“He’s been practicin’
since I plugged him up in Santa Fe,” thought
Mr. Cassidy, as he retired around the hut to formulate
a plan of campaign.
Mr. Travennes sang “Hi-lé,
hi-lo,” and other selections, principally
others, and wondered how Mr. Cassidy could hoist him
out. The slack of his belt informed him that
he was in the middle of a fast, and suggested starvation
as the derrick that his honorable and disgusted adversary
might employ.
Mr. Cassidy, while figuring out his
method of procedure, absent-mindedly jabbed a finger
in his eye, and the ensuing tears floated an idea to
him. He had always had great respect for ricochet
shots since his friend Skinny Thompson had proved
their worth on the hides of Sioux. If he could
disturb the sand and convey several grains of it to
Mr. Travennes’ eyes the game would be much simplified.
While planning for the proposed excavation, a la Colt’s,
he noticed several stones lying near at hand, and
a new and better scheme presented itself for his consideration.
If Mr. Travennes could be persuaded to get out of well,
it was worth trying.
Mr. Cassidy lined up his gloomy collection
and tersely ordered them to turn their backs to him
and to stay in that position, the suggestion being
that if they looked around they wouldn’t be able
to dodge quickly enough. He then slipped bits
of his lariat over their wrists and ankles, tying
wrists to ankles and each man to his neighbor.
That finished to his satisfaction, he dragged them
in the hut to save them from the burning rays of the
sun.
Having performed this act of kindness,
he crept along the hot sand, taking advantage of every
bit of cover afforded, and at last he reached a point
within a hundred feet of the besieged. During
the trip Mr. Travennes sang to his heart’s content,
some of the words being improvised for the occasion
and were not calculated to increase Mr. Cassidy’s
respect for his own wisdom if he should hear them.
Mr. Cassidy heard, however, and several fragments
so forcibly intruded on his peace of mind that he
determined to put on the last verse himself and to
suit himself.
Suddenly Mr. Travennes poked his head
up and glanced at the hut. He was down again
so quickly that there was no chance for a shot at him
and he believed that his enemy was still sojourning
in the rear of the building, which caused him to fear
that he was expected to live on nothing as long as
he could and then give himself up. Just to show
his defiance he stretched himself out on his back
and sang with all his might, his sombrero over his
face to keep the glare of the sun out of his eyes.
He was interrupted, however, forgot
to finish a verse as he had intended, and jumped to
one side as a stone bounced off his leg. Looking
up, he saw another missile curve into his patch of
sky and swiftly bear down on him. He avoided
it by a hair’s breadth and wondered what had
happened. Then what Mr. Travennes thought was
a balloon, being unsophisticated in matters pertaining
to aerial navigation, swooped down upon him and smote
him on the shoulder and also bounced off.
Mr. Travennes hastily laid music aside
and took up elocution as he dodged another stone and
wished that the mesquite-loving crank had put on a
roof. In evading the projectile he let his sombrero
appear on a level with the desert, and the hum of
a bullet as it passed through his head-gear and into
the opposite wall made him wish that there had been
constructed a cellar, also.
“Hi-lé, hi-lo”
intruded upon his ear, as Mr. Cassidy got rid of the
surplus of his heart’s joy. Another stone
the size of a man’s foot shaved Mr. Travennes’
ear and he hugged the side of the hole nearest his
enemy.
“Hibernate, blank yu!”
derisively shouted the human catapult as he released
a chunk of sandstone the size of a quail. “Draw
in yore laigs an’ buck,” was his God-speed
to the missile.
“Hey, yu!” indignantly
yowled Mr. Travennes from his defective storm cellar.
“Don’t yu know any better’n to heave
things thataway?”
“Hi-lé, hi-lo,”
sang Mr. Cassidy, as another stone soared aloft in
the direction of the complainant. Then he stood
erect and awaited results with a Colt’s in his
hand leveled at the rim of the hole. A hat waved
and an excited voice bit off chunks of expostulation
and asked for an armistice. Then two hands shot
up and Mr. Travennes, sore and disgusted and desperate,
popped his head up an blinked at Mr. Cassidy’s
gun.
“Yu was fillin’ th’
hole up,” remarked Mr. Travennes in an accusing
tone, hiding the real reason for his evacuation.
“In a little while I’d a been th’
top of a pile instead of th’ bottom of a hole,”
he announced, crawling out and rubbing his head.
Mr. Cassidy grinned and ordered his
prisoner to one side while be secured the weapon which
lay in the hole. Having obtained it as quickly
as possible be slid it in his open shirt and clambered
out again.
“Yu remind me of a feller I
used to know,” remarked Mr. Travennes, as he
led the way to the hut, trying not to limp. “Only
he throwed dynamite. That was th’ way he
cleared off chaparral blowed it off.
He got so used to heaving away everything he lit that
he spoiled three pipes in two days.”
Mr. Cassidy laughed at the fiction
and then became grave as he pictured Mr. Connors sitting
on the rock and facing down a line of men, any one
of whom was capable of his destruction if given the
interval of a second.
When they arrived at the hut Mr. Cassidy
observed that the prisoners had moved considerably.
There was a cleanly swepttrail four yards long where
they had dragged themselves, and they sat in the end
nearer the guns. Mr. Cassidy smiled and fired
close to the Mexican’s ear, who lost in one
frightened jump a little of what he had so laboriously
gained.
“Yu’ll wear out yore pants,”
said Mr. Cassidy, and then added grimly, “an’
my patience.”
Mr. Travennes smiled and thought of
the man who so ably seconded Mr. Cassidy’s efforts
and who was probably shot by this time. The outfit
of the Bar-20 was so well known throughout the land
that he was aware the name of the other was Red Connors.
An unreasoning streak of sarcasm swept over him and
he could not resist the opportunity to get in a stab
at his captor.
“Mebby yore pard has wore out
somebody’s patience, too,” said Mr. Travennes,
suggestively and with venom.
His captor wheeled toward him, his
face white with passion, and Mr. Travennes shrank
back and regretted the words.
“I ain’t shootin’
dogs this here trip,” said Mr. Cassidy, trembling
with scorn and anger, “so yu can pull yourself
together. I’ll give yu another chance,
but yu wants to hope almighty hard that Red is O. K.
If he ain’t, I’ll blow yu so many ways
at once that if yu sprouts yu’ll make a good
acre of weeds. If he is all right yu’d better
vamoose this range, for there won’t be no hole
for yu to crawl into next time. What friends
yu have left will have to tote yu off an’ plant
yu,” he finished with emphasis. He drove
the horses outside, and, after severing the bonds on
his prisoners, lined them up.
“Yu,” he began, indicating
all but Mr. Travennes, “yu amble right smart
toward Canada,” pointing to the north. “Keep
a-going till yu gets far enough away so a Colt won’t
find yu.” Here he grinned with delight as
he saw his Sharp’s rifle in its sheath on his
saddle and, drawing it forth, he put away his Colts
and glanced at the trio, who were already industriously
plodding northward. “Hey!” he shouted,
and when they sullenly turned to see what new idea
he had found he gleefully waved his rifle at them
and warned them further: “This is a Sharp’s
an’ it’s good for half a mile, so don’t
stop none too soon.”
Having sent them directly away from
their friends so they could not have him “potted”
on the way back, he mounted his broncho and indicated
to Mr. Travennes that he, too, was to ride, watching
that that person did not make use of the Winchester
which Mr. Connors was foolish enough to carry around
on his saddle. Winchesters were Mr. Cassidy’s
pet aversion and Mr. Connors’ most prized possession,
this difference of opinion having upon many occasions
caused hasty words between them. Mr. Connors,
being better with his Winchester than Mr. Cassidy was
with his Sharp’s, had frequently proved that
his choice was the wiser, but Mr. Cassidy was loyal
to the Sharp’s and refused to be convinced.
Now, however, the Winchester became pregnant with
possibilities and, therefore, Mr. Travennes rode a
few yards to the left and in advance, where the rifle
was in plain sight, hanging as it did on the right
of Mr. Connors’ saddle, which Mr. Travennes
graced so well.
The journey back to town was made
in good time and when they came to the buildings Mr.
Cassidy dismounted and bade his companion do likewise,
there being too many corners that a fleeing rider could
take advantage of. Mr. Travennes felt of his
bumps and did so, wishing hard things about Mr. Cassidy.