While Mr. Travennes had been entertained
in the manner narrated, Mr. Connors had passed the
time by relating stale jokes to the uproarious laughter
of his extremely bored audience, who had heard the
aged efforts many times since they had first seen
the light of day, and most of whom earnestly longed
for a drink. The landlord, hearing the hilarity,
had taken advantage of the opportunity offered to
see a free show. Not being able to see what the
occasion was for the mirth, he had pulled on his boots
and made his way to the show with a flapjack in the
skillets which, in his haste, he had forgotten to
put down. He felt sure that he would be entertained,
and he was not disappointed. He rounded the corner
and was enthusiastically welcomed by the hungry Mr.
Connors, whose ubiquitous guns coaxed from the skillet
its dyspeptic wad.
“Th’ saints be praised!”
ejaculated Mr. Connors as a matter of form, not having
a very clear idea of just what saints were, but he
knew what flapjacks were and greedily overcame the
heroic resistance of the one provided by chance and
his own guns. As he rolled his eyes in ecstatic
content the very man Mr. Cassidy had warned him against
suddenly arose and in great haste disappeared around
the corner of the corral, from which point of vantage
he vented his displeasure at the treatment he had
received by wasting six shots at the mortified Mr.
Connors.
“Steady!” sang out that
gentleman as the line-up wavered. “He’s
a precedent to hell for yu fellers! Don’t
yu get ambitious, none whatever.” Then
he wondered how long it would take the fugitive to
secure a rifle and return to release the others by
drilling him at long range.
His thoughts were interrupted by the
vision of a red head that climbed into view over a
rise a short distance off and he grinned his delight
as Mr. Cassidy loomed up, jaunty and triumphant.
Mr. Cassidy was executing calisthenics with a Colt
in the rear of Mr. Travennes’ neck and was leading
the horses.
Mr. Connors waved the skillet and
his friend grinned his congratulations at what the
token signified.
“I see yu got some more,”
said Mr. Cassidy, as he went down the line-up from
the rear and collected nineteen weapons of various
makes and conditions, this number being explained
by the fact that all but one of the prisoners wore
two. Then he added the five that had kicked against
his ribs ever since he had left the hut, and carefully
threaded the end of his lariat through the trigger
guards.
“Looks like we stuck up a government
supply mule, Red,” he remarked, as he fastened
the whole collection to his saddle. “Fourteen
colts, six Merwin-Hulbert’s, three Prescott,
an’ one puzzle,” he added, examining the
puzzle. “Made in Germany, it says, and it
shore looks like it. It’s got little pins
stickin’ out of th’ cylinder, like you
had to swat it with a hammer or a rock, or somethin’
to make it go off. Must be damn dangerous, to
most anybody around. Looks more like a cactus
than a six-shooter-gosh, it’s a ten-shooter!
I allus said them Dutchmen was bloody-minded
cusses. Think of bein’ able to shoot yoreself
ten times before th’ blame thing stops!”
Then looking at the line-up for the owner of the weapon,
he laughed at the woeful countenances displayed.
“Did they sidle in by companies or squads?”
He asked.
“By twos, mostly. Then
they parade-rested an’ got discharged from duty.
I had eleven, but one got homesick, or disgusted, or
something, an’ deserted. It was that cussed
flapjack,” confessed and explained Mr. Connors.
“What!” said Mr. Cassidy
in a loud voice. “Got away! Well, we’ll
have to make our get-away plumb sudden or we’ll
never go.”
At this instant the escaped man again
began his bombardment from the corner of the corral
and Mr. Cassidy paused, indignant at the fusillade
which tore up the dust at his feet. He looked
reproachfully at Mr. Connors and then circled out
on the plain until he caught a glimpse of a fleeing
cow-puncher, whose back rapidly grew smaller in the
fast-increasing distance.
“That’s yore friend, Red,”
said Mr. Cassidy as he returned from his reconnaissance.
“He’s that short-horn yearling. Mebby
he’ll come back again,” he added hopefully.
“Anyhow, we’ve got to move. He’ll
collect reinforcements an’ mebby they all won’t
shoot like him. Get up on yore Clarinda an’
hold th’ fort for me,” he ordered, pushing
the farther horse over to his friend. Mr. Connors
proved that an agile man can mount a restless horse
and not lose the drop, and backed off three hundred
yards, deftly substituting his Winchester for the Colts.
Then Mr. Cassidy likewise mounted with his attention
riveted elsewhere and backed off to the side of his
companion.
The bombardment commenced again from
the corral, but this time Mr. Connors’ rifle
slid around in his lap and exploded twice. The
bellicose gentleman of the corral yelled in pain and
surprise and vanished.
“Purty good for a Winchester,”
said Mr. Cassidy in doubtful congratulation.
“That’s why I got him,”
snapped Mr. Connors in brief reply, and then he laughed.
“Is them th’ vigilantes what never let
a man get away?” He scornfully asked, backing
down the street and patting his Winchester.
“Well, Red, they wasn’t
all there. They was only twelve all told,”
excused Mr. Cassidy. “An’ then we
was two,” he explained, as he wished the collection
of six-shooters was on Mr. Connors’ horse so
they wouldn’t bark his shin.
“An we still are,” corrected
Mr. Connors, as they wheeled and galloped for Alkaline.
As the sun sank low on the horizon
Mr. Peters finished ordering provisions at the general
store, the only one Alkaline boasted, and sauntered
to the saloon where he had left his men. He found
diem a few dollars richer, as they had borrowed ten
dollars from the bartender on their reputations as
poker players and had used the money to stake Mr.
McAllister in a game against the local poker champion.
“Has Hopalong an’ Red
showed up yet?” Asked Mr. Peters, frowning at
the delay already caused.
“Nope,” replied Johnny
Nelson, as he paused from tormenting Billy Williams.
At that minute the doorway was darkened
and Mr. Cassidy and Mr. Connors entered and called
for refreshments. Mr. Cassidy dropped a huge bundle
of six-shooters on the floor, making caustic remarks
regarding their utility.
“What’s th’ matter?”
Inquired Mr. Peters of Mr. Cassidy. “Yu
looks mad an’ anxious. An’ where
in blazes did yu corral them guns?”
Mr. Cassidy drank deep and then reported
with much heat what had occurred at Cactus Springs
and added that he wanted to go back and wipe out the
town, said desire being luridly endorsed by Mr. Connors.
“Why, shore,” said Mr.
Peters, “we’ll all go. Such doings
must be stopped instanter.” Then he turned
to the assembled outfits and asked for a vote, which
was unanimous for war.
Shortly afterward eighteen angry cowpunchers
rode to the east, two red-haired gentlemen well in
front and urging speed. It was 8 P.M. when they
left Alkaline, and the cool of the night was so delightful
that the feeling of ease which came upon them made
them lax and they lost three hours in straying from
the dim trail. At eight o’clock the next
morning they came in sight of their destination and
separated into two squads, Mr. Cassidy leading the
northern division and Mr. Connors the one which circled
to the south. The intention was to attack from
two directions, thus taking the town from front and
rear.
Cactus Springs lay gasping in the
excessive heat and the vigilantes who had toed Mr.
Connors’ line the day before were lounging in
the shade of the “Palace” saloon, telling
what they would do if they ever faced the same man
again. Half a dozen sympathizers offered gratuitous
condolence and advice and all were positive that they
knew where Mr. Cassidy and Mr. Connors would go when
they died.
The rolling thunder of madly pounding
hoofs disturbed their post-mortem and they arose in
a body to flee from half their number, who, guns in
hands, charged down upon them through clouds of sickly
white smoke. Travennes’ Terrors were minus
many weapons and they could not be expected to give
a glorious account of themselves. Windows rattled
and fell in and doors and walls gave off peculiar
sounds as they grew full of holes. Above the
riot rattled the incessant crack of Colt’s and
Winchester, emphasized at close intervals by the assertive
roar of buffalo guns. Off to the south came another
rumble of hoofs and Mr. Connors, leading the second
squad, arrived to participate in the payment
of the debt.
Smoke spurted from windows and other
points of vantage and hung wavering in the heated
air. The shattering of woodwork told of heavy
slugs finding their rest, and the whines that grew
and diminished in the air sang the course of .45s.
While the fight raged hottest Mr.
Nelson sprang from his horse and ran to the “Palace,”
where he collected and piled a heap of tinder like
wood, and soon the building burst out in flames, which,
spreading, swept the town from end to end.
Mr. Cassidy fired slowly and seemed
to be waiting for something. Mr. Connors laid
aside his hot Winchester and devoted his attention
to his Colts. A spurt of flame and smoke leaped
from the window of a ’dobe hut and Mr. Connors
sat down, firing as he went. A howl from the window
informed him that he had made a hit, and Mr. Cassidy
ran out and dragged him to the shelter of a near-by
bowlder and asked how much he was hurt.
“Not much in the
calf,” grunted Mr. Connors. “He was
a bad shot must have been the cuss that
got away yesterday,” speculated the injured
man as he slowly arose to his feet. Mr. Cassidy
dissented from force of habit and returned to his
station. Mr. Travennes, who was sleeping late
that morning, coughed and fought for air in his sleep,
awakened in smoke, rubbed his eyes to make sure and,
scorning trousers and shirt, ran clad in his red woolen
undergarments to the corral, where he mounted his
scared horse and rode for the desert and safety.
Mr. Cassidy, swearing at the marksmanship
of a man who fired at his head and perforated his
sombrero, saw a crimson rider sweep down upon him,
said rider being heralded by a blazing .44.
“Gosh!” ejaculated Mr.
Cassidy, scarcely believing his eyes. “Oh,
it’s my friend Slim going to hades,” he
remarked to himself in audible and relieved explanation.
Mr. Cassidy’s Colts cracked a protest and then
he joined Mr. Peters and the others and with them
fought his way out of the flame-swept town of Cactus
Springs.
An hour later Mr. Connors glanced
behind him at the smoke silhouetted on the horizon
and pushed his way to where Mr. Cassidy rode in silence.
Mr. Connors grinned at his friend of the red hair,
who responded in the same manner.
“Did yu see Slim?” Casually
inquired Mr. Connors, looking off to the south.
Mr. Cassidy sat upright in his saddle
and felt of his Colts. “Yes,” he
replied, “I saw him.”
Mr. Connors thereupon galloped on in silence.