The work of separating the cattle
into herds of the different brands was not a big contract,
and with so many men it took but a comparatively short
time, and in two days all signs of the rustlers had
faded. It was then that good news went the rounds
and the men looked forward to a week of pleasure,
which was all the sharper accentuated by the grim
mercilessness of the expedition into the Panhandle.
Here was a chance for unlimited hilarity and a whole
week in which to give strict attention to celebrating
the recent victory.
So one day Mr. Hopalong Cassidy rode
rapidly over the plain, thinking about the joys and
excitement promised by the carnival to be held at
Muddy Wells. With that rivalry so common to Western
towns the inhabitants maintained that the carnival
was to break all records, this because it was to be
held in their town. Perry’s Bend and Buckskin
had each promoted a similar affair, and if this year’s
festivities were to be an improvement on those which
had gone before, they would most certainly be worth
riding miles to see. Perry’s Bend had been
unfortunate m being the first to hold a carnival, inasmuch
as it only set a mark to be improved upon, and Buckskin
had taken advantage of this and had added a brass
band, and now in turn was to be eclipsed.
The events slated were numerous and
varied, the most important being those which dealt
directly with the everyday occupations of the inhabitants
of that section of the country. Broncho busting,
steer-roping and tying, rifle and revolver shooting,
trick riding and fancy roping made up the main features
of the programme and were to be set off by horse and
foot racing and other county fair necessities.
Altogether, the proud citizens of the town looked forward
with keen anticipation to the coming excitements,
and were prone to swagger a bit and to rub their hands
in condescending egoism, while the crowded gambling
halls and saloons, and the three-card-monte men on
the street corners enriched themselves at the cost
of venturesome know-it-ails.
Hopalong was firmly convinced that
his day of hard riding was well worth while, for the
Bar-20 was to be represented in strength. Probably
a clearer insight into his idea of a carnival can be
gained by his definition, grouchily expressed to Red
Connors on the day following the last affair:
“Raise cain, go broke, wake up an’ begin
punching cows all over again.” But that
was the day after and the day after is always filled
with remorse.
Hopalong and Red, having twice in
succession won the revolver and rifle competitions,
respectively, hoped to make it ‘Three straight.’
Lanky Smith, the Bar-20 rope expert, had taken first
prize in the only contest he had entered. Skinny
Thompson had lost and drawn with Lefty Allen, of the
O-Bar-O, in the broncho-busting event, but as
Skinny had improved greatly in the interval, his friends
confidently expected him to “yank first place”
for the honor of his ranch. These expectations
were backed with all the available Bar-20 money, and,
if they were not realized, something in the nature
of a calamity would swoop down upon and wrap that
ranch in gloom. Since the O-Bar-O was aggressively
optimistic the betting was at even money, hats and
guns, and the losers would begin life anew so far
as earthly possessions were concerned. No other
competitors were considered in this event, as Skinny
and Lefty had so far outclassed all others that the
honor was believed to lie between these two.
Hopalong, blissfully figuring out
the chances of the different contestants, galloped
around a clump of mesquite only fifteen miles from
Muddy Wells and stiffened in his saddle, for twenty
rods ahead of him on the trail was a woman. As
she heard him approach she turned and waited for him
to overtake her, and when she smiled he raised his
sombrero and bowed.
“Will you please tell me where I am?”
She asked.
“Yu are fifteen miles southeast of Muddy Wells,”
he replied.
“But which is southeast?”
“Right behind yu,” he answered. “Th’
town lies right ahead.”
“Are you going there?” She asked.
“Yes, ma’am.”
“Then you will not care if I
ride with you?” She asked. “I am a
trifle frightened.”
“Why, I’d be some pleased
if yu do, ’though there ain’t nothing out
here to be afraid of now.”
“I had no intention of getting
lost,” she assured him, “but I dismounted
to pick flowers and cactus leaves and after a while
I had no conception of where I was.”
“How is it yu are out here?”
He asked. “Yu shouldn’t get so far
from town.”
“Why, papa is an invalid and
doesn’t like to leave his room, and the town
is so dull, although the carnival is waking it up somewhat.
Having nothing to do I procured a horse and determined
to explore the country. Why, this is like Stanley
and Livingstone, isn’t it? You rescued the
explorer!” And she laughed heartily. He
wondered who in thunder Stanley and Livingstone were,
but said nothing.
“I like the West, it is so big
and free,” she continued. “But it
is very monotonous at times, especially when compared
with New York. Papa swears dreadfully at the
hotel and declares that the food will drive him insane,
but I notice that he eats much more heartily than he
did when in the city. And the service! it
is awful. But when one leaves the town behind
it is splendid, and I can appreciate it because I had
such a hard season in the city last winter so
many balls, parties and theaters that I simply wore
myself out.”
“I never hankered much for them
things,” Hopalong replied. “An’
I don’t like th’ towns much, either.
Once or twice a year I gets as far as Kansas City,
but I soon tires of it an’ hits th’ back
trail. Yu see, I don’t like a fence country I
wants lots of room an’ air.”
She regarded him intently: “I
know that you will think me very forward.”
He smiled and slowly replied: “I think
yu are all O. K.”
“There do not appear to be many women in this
country,” she suggested.
“No, there ain’t many,”
he replied, thinking of the kind to be found in all
of the cow-towns. “They don’t seem
to hanker for this kind of life they wants
parties an’ lots of dancin’ an’ them
kind of things. I reckon there ain’t a
whole lot to tempt em to come.
“You evidently regard women as being very frivolous,”
she replied.
“Well, I’m speakin’
from there not being any out here,” he responded,
“although I don’t know much about them,
to tell th’ truth. Them what are out here
can’t be counted.” Then he flushed
and looked away.
She ignored the remark and placed her hand to her
hair:
“Goodness! My hair must look terrible!”
He turned and looked: “Yore hair is pretty I
allus did like brown hair.”
She laughed and put back the straggling
locks: “It is terrible! Just look
at it! Isn’t it awful?”
“Why, no: I reckons not,”
he replied critically. “It looks sort of
free an’ easy thataway.”
“Well, it’s no matter,
it cannot be helped,” she laughed. “Let’s
race!” she cried and was off like a shot.
He humored her until he saw that her
mount was getting unmanageable, when he quietly overtook
her and closed her pony’s nostrils with his
hand, the operation having a most gratifying effect.
“Joe hadn’t oughter let yu had this cayuse,”
he said.
“Why, how do you know of whom
I procured it?” She asked. “By th’
brand: it’s a O-Bar-O, canceled, with J.
H. over it. He buys all of his cayuses from th’
O-Bar-O.”
She found out his name, and, after
an interval of silence, she turned to him with eyes
full of inquiry: “What is that thorny shrub
just ahead?” She asked.
“That’s mesquite,” he replied eagerly.
“Tell me all about it,” she commanded.
“Why, there ain’t much
to tell,” he replied, “only it’s
a valuable tree out here. Th’ Apaches use
it a whole lot of ways. They get honey from th’
blossoms an’ glue an’ gum, an’ they
use th’ bark for tannin’ hide. Th’
dried pods an’ leaves are used to feed their
cattle, an’ th’ wood makes corrals to
keep ’em in. They use th’ wood for
making other things, too, an’ it is of two colors.
Th’ sap makes a dye what won’t wash out,
an’ th’ beans make a bread what won’t
sour or get hard. Then it makes a barrier that
shore is a dandy-coyotes an’ men can’t
get through it, an’ it protects a whole lot
of birds an’ things. Th’ snakes hate
it like poison, for th’ thorns get under their
scales an’ whoops things up for ‘em.
It keeps th’ sand from shiftin’, too.
Down South where there is plenty of water, it often
grows forty feet high, but up here it squats close
to th’ ground so it can save th’ moisture.
In th’ night th’ temperature sometimes
falls thirty degrees, an’ that helps it, too.”
“How can it live without water?” She asked.
“It gets all th’ water
it wants,” he replied, smiling. “Th’
tap roots go straight down ’til they find it,
sometimes fifty feet. That’s why it don’t
shrivel up in th’ sun. Then there are a
lot of little roots right under it an’ they
protects th’ tap roots. Th’ shade
it gives is th’ coolest out here, for th’
leaves turn with th’ wind an’ lets th’
breeze through-they’re hung on little stems.”
“How splendid!” she exclaimed.
“Oh! Look there!” she cried, pointing
ahead of them. A chaparral cock strutted from
its decapitated enemy, a rattlesnake, and disappeared
in the chaparral.
Hopalong laughed: “Mr.
Scissors-bill Road-runner has great fun with snakes.
He runs along th’ sand-an’ he can run,
too an’ sees a snake takin’
a siesta. Snip! goes his bill an’ th’
snake slides over th’ Divide. Our fighting
friend may stop some coyote’s appetite before
morning, though, unless he stays where he is.”
Just then a gray wolf blundered in
sight a few rods ahead of them, and Hopalong fired
instantly. His companion shrunk from him and looked
at him reproachfully.
“Why did you do that!” she demanded.
“Why, because they costs us
big money every year,” he replied. “There’s
a bounty on them because they pull down calves, an’
sometimes full grown cows. I’m shore wonderin’
why he got so close they’re usually
just out of range, where they stays.”
“Promise me that you will shoot
no more while I am with you.
“Why, shore: I didn’t
think yu’d care,” he replied. “Yu
are like that sky-pilot over to Las Cruces he
preached agin killin’ things, which is all right
for him, who didn’t have no cows.”
“Do you go to the missions?” She asked.
He replied that he did, sometimes,
but forgot to add that it was usually for the purpose
of hilarity, for he regarded sky-pilots with humorous
toleration.
“Tell me all about yourself what
you do for enjoyment and all about your work,”
she requested.
He explained in minute detail the
art of punching cows, and told her more of the West
in half an hour than she could have learned from a
year’s experience. She showed such keen
interest in his words that it was a pleasure to talk
to her, and he monopolized the conversation until
the town intruded its sprawling collection of unpainted
shacks and adobe huts in their field of vision.