There having been a large Account
given to the World of several remarkable Adventures
which happened lately in the famous Atalantis,
an Island, which the ingenious Authors found placed
in the Mediterranean Sea; the Success of which
Accounts, but especially the Usefulness of the Relation,
to the Ends for which they were designed, having been
very remarkable, I thought it could not be unacceptable
to the World, (especially to those who have been
Already so delighted with News from that Island)
to give a particular Historical Narration of some
remarkable Transactions which happened in the Great
Island, called, Atalantis Major, a famous well
known Island, tho’ much farther North, lying
in the Ducaledonian Ocean, which Island it was
my good Fortune to winter at, the last time I returned
North about from China, by the Streights of
Nassau and Wygates, and the Eastern
Coast of Grand Tartary.
I have nothing to do to enquire, whether
our late Authors mistook or not, in placing the Island
Atalantis in the Mediterranean Sea, or,
whether they might find some small Island of that Name
among the infinite Crowd of Islands of the Egean
Sea: But as the mighty Transactions of which
my History shall be the faithful Relator, are of too
great Consequence in the World to be brought forth
on so mean a Stage; so the Place, and the mighty People,
and by whom this Revolution of Affairs have been mannaged,
are all suitable to the Greatness and Glory of the
Actions themselves.
As Geographers have no doubt given
a full Description of this famous Island, and allowed
it due Place in the Globes, where it stands noted
for the biggest of the Kind in the Northern World,
I need spend none of your Time in the Description
of the Place, excepting such as shall fall naturally
in my Way, as I come to treat of the People, and historically
of their Behaviour.
The Island is possest by a brave,
generous, powerful and wealthy Nation, truly Great
in their natural Gallantry of Spirit, terrible in
the Field, rich in the Product of their Lands, more
in their general Commerce, most of all in their Manufactures,
Industry and Application: They have some few
Errors in their Conduct, which seems owing to the
Climate, which is cold and moist, or to their Diet,
which is strong and luxurious, and particularly to
their way of Living, which in Eating and Drinking,
is high, to an Excess.
This makes them Cholerick, Envious,
and above all Contentious, so that the Nation is ever
divided into Parties and Factions: They pursue
their Feuds with the most eagerness imaginable in
their Turns, commit all Kinds of Errors even on both
Sides alternately, as they get uppermost.
This occasions much Heat, tho’
the Country is Cold, little Charity, and above all,
(which the Climate has the blame off) they are by their
own Confession, of short Memories, partly as to Injuries,
but especially as to Kindnesses, Services and inherent
Merit. Hence, Gratitude is not the national Virtue,
nor is encouraging Virtue any Branch of the Manufacture
of the Place; long Services often meet here with unjust
Censures; overgrown Merit with necessary Contempt:
He must be a bold Man that dares oblige them; he is
sure to provoke them by it to use him very severely.
If they are reduc’d to any extreme
Distress, he must be weary of his Life that Attempts
to rescue them from the Danger; he is as sure to Die
for it as they are sure to be Unjust: It is Natural
to the Blood of the Race, if they are obliged beyond
the Power of Payment, they presently hate, because
they scorn to be in Debt. Hence also Benefactors
are the most abhorr’d People in the World, they
Walk always alone, for every Man keeps at a distance
from them.
If a Man happens to be bound Apprentice
to his own generous Spirit, and resolves to do them
good, he must do it to God, to do it to them is to
work to the Devil; he must be sure to run the Gauntlet,
and bear the Lashes of Ten thousand Tongues, the Reproach
of all those he serves, and will Die unpitied.
If ever they do relent, if ever they
acknowledge Services, ’tis always after the
Man is dead, that he may not upbraid them with it.
An eminent great Man among them, and rich to a Prodigy,
had been almost drowned, but was taken up in the Interval
by a poor Man; when he came to himself, he gave the
poor Man Six-pence, but could never abide the sight
of him after: The poor Man afterwards had the
Dissaster of being drowned himself, and then the rich
Man bewail’d that he had not made him a better
Return, wherefore, in abundant Gratitude, he settled
upon the Widow and her Six Children, a noble Pension
of 20 s. per Annum.
It was a saying of One of their great
and wise Men, of a poor Servant that had saved his
Life; he saved my Life, said he, and therefore
I hate to see him, for it is an intolerable Life to
have always a Creditor in my Sight that I cannot ballance
Accounts with.
But all this is by the By. The
Inhabitants of this Great Island are, those things
excepted, a Noble, Gallant, Ancient, Wealthy People;
and a Stranger may very well winter among them.
I could say more in their Praise but the ensuing History
calls me off from that Subject.
There happen’d in that famous
Island, when I was last there, an Occasion upon some
State Affairs to assemble an extraordinary Council
of the Nobility, to consult together with the Sovereign;
whole Hereditary Councellors they were by the Constitution
of the Place: These were not chosen by the Inhabitants,
as in such Cases among us our Parliament Men are chosen;
but were by Birth and Blood, or by Dignities, High-Offices,
_&c._ entitled to sit in the aforesaid Council, except
one Part of the Island, who had by some former Constitution
been a several distinct Government, and had a certain
Number of Nobility of their own. This Part having
by some ancient Treaty been join’d to the other,
their whole Nobility were not intituled to the Right
of sitting in Council as above; but they usually met
by themselves upon such Occasions, and chose a certain
Number to represent the whole Body. This Number
was, as near as I can remember, Sixteen or thereabouts,
not reckoning some who were singled out by the Sovereign
to be advanc’d by new Titles, to be Members of
the Great Body of the Hereditary Nobility; a Favour,
which by the Stipulations of the said Agreement, was
reserv’d to the Sovereign of that whole Island.
Now there happening, as I have noted,
an Occasion to assemble this Great Council; the Nobility
of that Part of the Island which were thus particularly
constituted, behoved to meet, as said is, to
elect the Number that were to represent them in the
great Assembly; and the History of that Meeting having
so many strange Circumstances in it, and making so
much Noise in that Country, it cannot but be useful
for us to be inform’d of it.
The Nobility of that Island, as I
find it too much the Fate of all the Nobility in the
World, were unhappily divided into Factions and separate
Interests, and therefore before I proceed to the Relation,
it will be necessary to give you a brief Account of
these several Divisions, and as to the Characters
of the Persons, it will necessarily fall into the
Course of the Story.
The Divisions and Animosities which,
as I say, were among the Nobility, were very unhappily
occasion’d upon two several Foundations, and
therefore consisted of two several Kinds.
This Island, it seems, was govern’d
by a very glorious Queen, who however she was of the
ancient Royal Blood of that Country, was yet for Reasons
more especially respecting the Safety of the Country,
plac’d upon the Throne by the Suffrage of the
Nobility and People, without Regard to her Father
or his Male Children, who for like Reasons of Safety
they had Depos’d and render’d incapable:
There being, it seems a Power reserv’d by the
Constitution of that Place, to the said Nobility and
People so to do a thing so like what we call in England
Parliamentary Limitation, that it gives me great Reason
to think the Power of Parliaments limiting the Crown
is a natural Principle, and founded upon meer Original
Light, since it should be so exactly establish’d
in a Country so remote and so entirely excluded from
Correspondence with Europe, as this of the Island
of Atalantis.
The Queen of this Island, by the Assistance
of exquisite Councellors, Punctual Management, and
a mild merciful Administration, had obtain’d
the entire Affection of Her Subjects at Home, and as
long as she continued the Administration in those
Hands she preserv’d that Affection very entire
to herself; She had also, by the Conduct of eminent
and most glorious Commanders, rendered her self Victorious
abroad, in a long, terrible and expensive War, against
the barbarous Tartarian Emperor, whose growing
Greatness, had forced her Predecessor, in Conjunction
with several neighbouring Nations, to have recourse
to Arms, to keep up a Ballance of Power in that Part
of the World, as long as those fortunate Generals
commanded, her Affairs were blest by Sea and Land;
till the Barbarians began to stoop their Pride,
to be humbled, and they sought Peace, made great Offers
of restoring the Kingdoms they had usurped, and of
establishing a lasting Tranquillity in those Parts
of the World.
How the Face of Affairs there altered,
how some Factions prevailing at Home, made a Breach
in all this blessed Harmony, how the faithful Councellors
at Home were dismiss’d and disgrac’d, the
victorious Generals Abroad ill used and ungratefully
treated, by which the Publick Credit sunk at Home,
the great Confederates of this glorious Queen were
discouraged and allarmed, the Barbarians encouraged
to hold out, carry on the War, and reject the Terms
of Peace, they would before have complied with:
These are Things perhaps my stay in that Place not
permitting me to get a full Account of, much less see
the Issue of, I shall for the present omit, perhaps
my next Voyage may more fully quallifie me to inform
you.
My present Relation refers more especially
to the Affair of the Election of those representing
Nobles, which, as before, the Northern Part of the
Island, by a late Treaty of Coalition, were obliged
to send up as often as the Soveraign of the Country
thought fit to Summon her Hereditary Council to meet,
which Summons was generally once in Three Years.
To let you into the Nature of the
unhappy Strife which is the Subject of my present
Relation, it may be necessary to descend to a Historical
Relation of some Facts for a few Years past, and to
give the Characters of some Persons who have the principal
Conduct in the present Affairs.
There had been a Contention in the
last Election in the same Place, (we shall go no further
back) of something of the like Nature with this; wherein
the same Heat was unhappily breaking out against the
Friends and Favourites of the great Queen of the Island,
as had now come to a full height; it is too true,
That the Factions which then agitated the Nobility
being between the Court-Party then so called, and a
flying Squadron of Noblemen, who were of the same
general Denomination with themselves, that Breach
tended so much to the dividing their Interest, that
they could never effectually joyn it again, they made
that Seperation of Affection then which they could
never unite, let in those Enemies then which they
could never get removed again, brought those Charges
and Accusations against one another then which their
Enemies have since made use off, and which they cannot
now deny but are fatal to them.
The Parties are so naturally resembling
our unhappy Divisions in Britain, have been
so exactly pursued by our Methods, are so properly
adapted to Persons as well as Things, so alike in Temper,
Manners, Management and Design, to our Parties, of
Tory, Whig, High Church, Low
Church, Old Whig, New Whig, High
Flyer, Dissenter, Jacobite, Court,
Country, Revolution, Union, and
the like. That to give the more lively Representation
of them to your Minds, and to avoid the barbarous
Words used in the Country, where the Language is altogether
unknown to us, and unlike ours, I shall even call
them by the same Names, giving a brief Description
as I go on, and always desiring you to add a Subintelligitur
for the word Atalantick to them all; as the
Atalantick Whigs, Atalantick Tories,
Atalantick High Church, and so of all the rest:
And whenever you meet with the Names or Distinctions
of Whig, Tory, High Church, Low
Church, _&c._ in this Discourse, the Author provides
against any other Suggestion or Meaning, than that
of the Whigs, Tories, High Church,
Low Church, Old Whig, New Whig,
High Flyers, Dissenters, Jacobites,
_&c._ who are Inhabitants of the famous Island of
Atalantis Major, situate beyond the North Cape,
between the Degrees of 42 and 80 of Northern Latitude,
as you sail from China into Europe,
by the Streights of Nassau, the Island of Nova
Zembla, (if it be an Island) and the like, being
what we call the North-East Passages: And you
cannot blame me for being thus Particular in this
early Protestation, if you consider how ready the Men
of this Age are to Censure, Condemn and Reproach,
the Meaning of Authors, whether they themseves have
any meaning or no. If any Man shall presume to
say, there is no such Place, I may as readily answer
their Presumption, by another less Criminal, viz.
That they never have past that Way to China,
and consequently cannot demonstrate the Truth of what
they say.
Having thus premised what I think
necessary, to fence this Work against the Malice of
the Times, I am next to tell you, That I shall confine
this Part of my Account to the Transactions of the
Northern Part of this great Island, and therein to
what happened in this Case of the Election of their
Noble Councellors only; yet I must Hint a little at
what had been transacting in the Southern Parts of
the Island; and this is absolutely necessary, in order
to make the other Accounts intelligible.
In order to this, you are to understand,
That the Southern Part of the Island was the most
remarkable of any, as to the Policy of their Government,
and the Character of the People; and excepting Englishmen
and Polanders, there is not such another Nation
in the World: Here they reckoned about Fifty
three several Sects, Divisions, and espoused Opinions
in Religion, upon most of the Heads whereof the People
actually seperated from one another; such as, (1.)
Churchmen, and among them High Church,
Low Church, Non Jurors, Prelatists,
Socinians, Arians, Arminians,
Deists, Atheists, Immoralists,
Flyers, Soul-Sleepers, Prophets,
_&c._ (2.) Presbyterians, and under that head
all kind of Dissenters, Cameronians, Independants,
Anabaptists, Baptists, Seventh-Day-Men,
Sabatarians, Donatists, Gnosticks,
Antiprelatists, Muggletonians, and various
undistinguishable Quakers both wet and dry,
Sweet Singers, Family of Love, Christian
Jews, Jewish Christians, and the like.
In the State, the Divisions were no less Fatal, or
the variety greater in Proportion, these we may, as
I said before, call by the Names which the like Factions
are distinguish’d by here; such as Tory,
Whig, Low Church, Hot Whig,
Old Whig, Modern Whig, High Flyer,
High Church, High Tory, a Gillicranky,
a Tantivy, Tackers, Non Jurors,
Assassinators, Junto’s, Squadroni,
Court, Country, Revolutionists,
Non Resisters, Passive Obedience Men,
and the like.
You may understand, that the Queen
of the Island had thought fit to change Hands in the
Administration just before I came there, and tho’
it was given out that the change would not be from
what we call here a Whig to a Tory Ministry, in effect
it past for no other, especially for that the Whigs
were generally laid by in every publick Matter, and
the Tories, or at least such as had appear’d
with them were all taken in.
Among the Persons turn’d out
of Employ, or very much envy’d in it, we find
two great Personages, Men of the greatest Eminency
in their Station that the Age had produc’d in
that Island, their Country had no Error to find in
their Conduct except it were that it was so much in
debt to their Services, that they could not be capable
of rewarding it, therefore like the corrupted Nature
of the whole Race of Man, they hate the Men, as a
late Author says, because they hate to be in debt beyond
the Power of Payment.
One of these presided over the Treasure,
the other over the Army, and except what may have
happen’d since those days, their very Enemies
had not been able to assign any Reason from their
own Behaviour, why they dismist them. Of these
more in the Process of the Story.
For the present it shall suffice to
tell you, without other Preamble, both these were
by the Artifice of their Enemies, dispossess’d
of the Queen of the Island’s Favour, and that
with them fell the Juncto’s and Squadrons of
their Friends in most Part of the Southern Atalantis.
In the North Part of the Island the
Divisions of the Court had not extended so far, at
least they had not been push’d so vigorously,
the great Officers kept their Posts, whether Civil
or Military, not the least Alteration was made, except
of a few inferiour Officers, and those but casually;
all seem’d to stand at a Stay till the Election
of the noble Councellors aforesaid, and till the sitting
of the great Council, as above.
There were some of the Nobility of
these Northern Parts that had very much the Favour
of their Prince, and by whom she had always been directed
in those things that related to that Part of Her Dominions,
These were,
1. The Duke de Sanquarius,
a Northern Prince of great Reputation who had the
principal Trust in the Management of the late Coalition,
which, as is noted already, had formerly been made
between this Northern Part of the Island and the Southern.
This Prince was a Person of great Prudence and Policy,
perfect Master of the Interest, Temper and Constitution
of the Country and People; great and as a Master of
his own Passions, that had an Insight into Persons
as well as things, and was, without Dispute, the best
qualify’d to manage that uneasy People, of any
Man in that Part of the Island: He had a leading
Interest among them, and us’d it with such Temper
and such Clearness of Judgment, as seldom failed to
bring to pass whatever he undertook. He was Viceroy
in the great Meeting of the States of that Country,
several times; in which he behav’d to the Satisfaction
of his Sovereign and the general Good, even to the
Confession of his Enemies, after the separate Government
of that Part of the Island ceas’d he was receiv’d
very graciously by the Queen, and made principal Secretary
of State.
2. The Earl of Stairdale
was another, a Nobleman of extraordinary Merit, distinguish’d
for a thousand good Qualities; affable, generous,
exceeding curteous, steddy in a sound Principle, wise
above his Age, brave above his Neighbours. His
Family had been famous for the Gown, he was like to
make it more so by the Sword: He had at this time
a very honourable Command in the Armies of Atalantis
Major, and being the same thing as we call a Lieutenant
General, was employed against the Tartarians.
3. The Earl of Crawlinfordsay
a Nobleman of a most ancient Race, being the first
of his Degree in the whole Atalantis Major,
an honest, bold, gallant Person; he had so much Goodness
in his Temper, Courage in his Heart, and Honesty in
his Face, that made all Men love him; he was true
to his Sovereign, and tho’ his Fortunes too depended
upon the Court, being Captain of the Queen’s
Guards, yet so true to his Honour, that he scorn’d
to sacrifice his Principle to his Interest; had too
much Courage to be bully’d, and too much Honesty
to be brib’d; too much Wit to be wheedl’d
and too much Warmth to forbear telling it in the Teeth
of those that try’d all those ways to bring him
into their Party.
4. The Prince of Greeniccio
of the ancient Blood of Agyllius. This
was a young Nobleman of great Hopes, and from whom
great things were expected, an account of the very
Race he was descended from. Had he inherited
the Principles of his Family as he did the Honour and
Estate, he must have been the Head of that very Party
he now acted against, being the same for whose Cause
two of his greatest Ancestors at least had both ventured
and lost their Lives, but Grace not going by Generation,
nor Vertue by Inheritance any more in that Country
than in ours. He neither own’d their Cause
or imitated their Vertue, but gave himself up first
to all Manner of Vice, and then with his Morals abandoned
his Principles, flew in the Face of his Grandfathers
injured Grave, join’d with his Murtherers,
and the abhorr’d Betrayers of his Country, and
plac’d himself at the Head of that very Party
who had trampled on the Blood of his Family as well
as Nation. He was in Temper brave but rash, had
more Courage than Generosity, more Passion than Prudence,
and more Regard to his Resentment than to his Honour;
he was proud without Merit, ambitious without Prospect,
revengeful without Injury; he would resent without
Affront, and quarrel without Cause, would embroil
himself without Reason, and come out of it without
Honour: His Courage was rather in his Blood than
in his Head, and as his Actions run often before his
Thoughts, so his Thoughts often run before his Reason;
yet he was pushing and that supply’d very much
his Want of Policy; but he discover’d the Errors
of his Judgment by the Warmth of his Behaviour in
every thing he did he sought no Disguise, every Man
knew him better than himself, and he never could be
in a Plot because he conceal’d nothing.
He was a General in the Armys of Atalantis
Major and excepting the chief Command of an Army,
was very well fitted for the Field: He had behav’d
himself very well on several Occasions against the
Tartarians, and unless his ill Fate should place
him above being commanded, he might in time be a great
Man; at present, having all the Fire of a General
without the Flegm, his great Misfortune and the only
Thing that can ruin him is, That he thinks himself
qualifyed to Command, and cannot bear the Lustre of
their Merit that excel him.
5. The E. of Marereskine:
This was a Nobleman whose Character is not so easy
to describe; he appear’d in the Service of the
Queen of the Island, but was suspected to lean to
the Tartars, whose Interest he was known formerly
to espouse; He was proud, peevish, subtle and diligent,
affected more the Statesman than the Soldier, and therefore
aim’d at the Place the Duke de Sanquharius
enjoy’d of Secretary of State, but had not yet
had his Ambition gratifyed.
You are to note also that the Queen
of the Island had for several Years committed the
Administration of her Affairs to two extraordinary
Persons, Natives of the South Parts of the Island.
The Prince de Heymuthius and the E. of Dolphinus,
their Characters may be confin’d to this:
In short, the first commanded all the Armies of Atalantis
Major, and was Captain General and Commander in
Chief; the other, High Keeper of the Treasury of the
Island, the greatest General and the greatest Minister
of State the Island ever knew, who had raised the
Glory of their Mistress, and the Honour of their Country,
to the greatest Pitch the Age has ever seen; whose
Merit I can no more describe than the Nation can requite.
Tho’ these Characters seem to
take up too much room in this Tract, yet it could
not be avoided, it being impossible to let you into
a true Notion of the Farce that was acted afterwards
if the Actors had not been thus described.
Greeniccio was a Peer of the
whole Island, and therefore had no Vote in the Northern
Election, being one of the Hereditary Council aforesaid;
but taking upon him the absolute Direction of the Affair,
tho’ he had really, as above, nothing to do with
it, he rendred himself at the City Reeky, the Capital
of that Part of the Kingdom a few Days before the
Election.
Marereskine, who had really
a Voice in the Election, was there before him, and
had busily embark’d Bellcampo, Lord of
the Isles, and Brother to Greeniccio, to make
Parties, and prepare Parties, sollicite
Votes, get Proxies, and the like, about the Countries.
This Bellcampo, Lord of the
Isles, was an insinuating self-interested Man, had
little Fortune of his own, but resolved to raise himself
which side soever got upmost: He run with every
Stream, kept fair with every Side, spoke smoothly
to all, meant Service to none, his dear Self excepted.
By this means he got up from one Step to another to
some good Employments, which his Interest and Diligence
procured for him rather than his Sincerity; for he
was first made a Peer on the Side he now acted against,
and now a Judge acting against the Side made him a
Peer, and the like.
These were the Instruments of the
Fate of North Atalantis; Marereskine
acted one Part, Greeniccio another: And
here it is, as I said before, that the differing Parties,
appeared so like our Whig and Tory,
Episcopal and Presbyterian, that I cannot
better describe them to you than by the same Names,
only with this Difference, That all the Tories
and Episcopal People in North Atalantis
were Tartarians profestly, and boldly owned
themselves for the Tartarian Emperor.
And now the two last mentioned Engines,
having acted covertly for some time, which they had
the better opportunity to do, because they had both
appeared among the other Party, which now I’ll
call Whigs; before, the first of these carried
it stiff and forward when he talked with the great
Officers, or such Lords as had some Dependance upon
the Court: He told them of what the Queen expected
from them, what was their Duty to do, that they would
find it their Interest to do so and so, that they
might consider in Time what they had to do, and the
like: When he talk’d with any of the Whig
Lords, for there was a Squadron of them left, that
had a great sway yet in the Country, then he would
talk of him, and Party and Queen, as one Knot, in the
plural Number, most haughtily, thus: We are resolved
to do so and so, and we must have none but such or
such.
The Lord of the Isles, at the
same time acted his usual Flattery on both Sides,
insinuating to the Whigs, that they were in
No Danger; that there was not the least Design against
them or their Liberties; that the Queen was resolved
to change Hands, but would not change Principles;
that their Church should not be touched, that their
Priviledges should not in the least be infringed, and
that they need not fear. One time, this Politick
Peer, as he would be thought, was very handsomely
met with, the Story is this, whether designedly or
no it matters not. He was one Day in Company
with some of the North Atalantis Ministers,
for there just as here, they have one Church established
in the North, and another in the South of the Island;
He used all his Art in persuading the Ministers that
they should be easie, that they should fear nothing,
that there was no Design to give them the least Disturbance;
that this was a Politick Turn, not a Religious, and
that they should do well to be satisfied, and to satisfie
their People that they were in no Danger, and should
fear nothing. One of the Ministers, who had heard
him very patiently, but saw easily through all his
cunning; returns, Thus my Lord, shall I tell your Lordship
a Story, and then he goes on with it. We had
in former times, one John
who had the Honour to be his Majesty’s Hangman
in this City. This good Man had a most gentle
easie Way of executing his Office; for when the poor
People came into his Hands, and were to Die by his
Operations, as many honest Men did in those cruel
Days, (this by the way was home to his Lordship, for
that this very John cut off his Lordships Grandfather’s
Head) all the while he was a fitting Things for the
Execution of his Office, he would smile upon them,
talk kindly to them, bid them not be afraid, Come,
come, fear nothing, trust God, and the like:
Then bringing them to the foot of the Ladder, he would
still say, Be not afraid, come, come, fear nothing,
step up one step, do not fear, trust in God, and so
to another step and another; and just thus he carried
’em on, till at last, with the very Words in
his Mouth, Fear nothing, he turn’d them off.
The honest Minister made no Application
of the Story, much less took Notice, how his Lordship’s
own Grandfather not only fell by the same Hangman,
but by the same Party that he then espoused: But
he had too much Sense, and was too closely touch’d
with the Story, not to make the Application himself;
so he left the Ministers, giving no Reply at all to
the Story.
This Story grew so popular, especially
being printed by the Reviewer of that Country, that
the Lord of the Isles could make nothing of his Design
whenever he talk’d of the good Design of the
Party; he was only laugh’d at, and bid remember
his Grandfathers Hangman; so he became useless.
The Prince Greeniccio and the
Earl of Marereskine then took upon them the
Manegement of the whole Affair. They took publick
Apartments in the Town, kept an affected State, called
themselves the Queen’s Managers, and had a Court
as great as if they had been really so; they received
the Visits of the Nobility with an Air of Majesty,
and affected Gravity; and under this assumed Authority
they took upon them to Closet the Noblemen when they
came to pay their Respects to them; not to ask who
they would give their Votes for, or to sollicit them
to Vote for this or that, but in a Style haughty and
insolent, especially to the Men of the greatest Character
and Merit.
Greeniccio had several Ruffles
with some of the Nobility, of which it may not be
amiss to give some Account, because it may be for the
Advantage of our Nobility to know, how Persons of like
Quality in that Country can submit to be treated.
Bradalbino, a Nobleman of great
Age and Authority in that Island, expected to be One
of the Sixteen, and was told he was in the List; when
he comes to Discourse with the Prince de Greeniccio,
he tells him, Very plainly, That he thought it would
be much for the Publick Good to put in Two or Three
Lords, such as Leslynus, and one of the Family
of Boiilio, being Men he thought could not properly
be left out, and that if they were in, he would come
into all the rest: The Prince, in a kind of Passion
swore, By G d, not of them; and but for
naming them, laid aside Bradalbino himself.
Another Lord being an Officer in the
Army, having the Court List proposed to him, answered,
My Lord you kno’ Leslynus is my General
and Commander in Chief, and he could not as he commanded
under him but Vote for his General, _&c._ Greeniccio
in a fury returns, God d n your
General, what do you tell us of Commander in Chief?
If that be all, we shall soon get you another Commander
in Chief; you shall Vote for none such as he.
Another Lord expostulated with him
a little to admit such and such with the Men he proposed;
he answers, My Lord, I am no Hypocrite, I am above-board;
this is the List we will have; the Q....n approves
of it, and I will have no other; and swearing again,
By-G d, says he, ’Tis indifferent
to me, keep out but the Men we are against; but I will
have no Go....phin Men, no Ma....bro’
Men, no Squadron Men, in short, no Whigs of
any Denomination; as for the rest, it is indifferent,
any but them. How, my Lord, says this Nobleman,
What will you take Tartarians, (that is, as
our Jacobites) rather than the honest Gentlemen
that have been so true to the Atalantic Interest:
I care not what they are, says the Prince, so they
be none of these.
Among the Noblemen that he used with
the most rudeness, was the Earl of Crawlindford:
Whether he thought to Insult this faithful Nobleman,
because he knew his Fortunes were low, and that he
depended on the Court; or whether he took this Advantage
to use him Ill on Account of an old Ruffle, in which
he having challenged the Earl to Fight; and the Earl
appearing ready to defend his Honour with his Sword;
the Prince ashamed of the needless Quarrel, had declin’d
it again, and came off but, so, so; choosing to risk
his Honour rather than his Life; what was the Reason,
Authors do not agree about; But the Prince used him
most scandalously. The Earl prest him hard, and
told him, How he had on all Occasions shewn himself
faithful to the Queen, and to the Atalantic
Interest, that he had gone into all such Measures as
were for the Service of both, that he thought he had
some Claim to be trusted in the Service of his Country.
The Prince told him plainly, He might
set his Heart at rest, for he should not be one.
He ask’d him, What Reason was assigned, what
Objections were against him. The Prince, with
much more Plainness than Prudence replies, They knew
he was under Obligations to the President of the Treasure,
and the great Commander of the Army; and he did not
know but they might come to bring a Charge or Impeachment
against them in the great Atalantic Council;
and he would have no Body chosen but such as would
give their Words they would come into such Measures.
The Earl told him, If any thing could be offered to
prove them Guilty, or any Crimes were made appear,
he scorned to be so much obliged to any Man as not
to dare to do Justice; and that he would readily join
in an Impeachment, if there was Reason sufficient
to Charge them; and to refuse him otherwise, implied,
they wanted Crime and just Ground to form the Impeachment
upon, and therefore must choose such a Set of Men
as would Impeach innocent Men blindfold, to please
a Party. The Prince told him, That the Resolution
was to Impeach them, and he would have none chosen
that would not agree to it. What, right or wrong,
my Lord! says the Earl; to which the Prince, not suddenly
replying, the Earl went on, Let what will come of
it, and tho’ I should lose all, nay, tho’
I were to beg my Bread, I’ll never submit to
such base Terms, and so defied him. The Prince
told him, It should be the worse for him; and there
they parted.
There was a short Dispute between
the Prince and the Earl of Stairdale; but the
Earl had so much more Honesty than the Party, and
so much more Sense and Wit than the Prince, that indeed
he cared not much to talk to him, but left him to
Mareskine. He was too hard for them both,
and having baffled them in Discourse, he was no more
to be Bullied by them, than he was to be Wheedled;
he told ’em plainly, They were betraying their
Country, selling and sacrificing the Priviledges of
the Nobility, making themselves Tools to a Party, and
giving themselves up in a base Manner to the Pleasure
of a few Men, who, when they had got their Will would
contemn them, would love the Folly, but P....s upon
the Fools; and as to their List, he scorn’d to
come into it, or into any of their menacing Measures.
This put a short end to their Attempts upon him; and
indeed, had the other Lords been advised by this gallant
Gentleman, they had broke all their Schemes; but they
were not all united in their Resolutions, or equally
determined in their Measures.
Thus they went on, Mareskine
mannag’d the most mildly; yet he told the Nobility
of his Acquaintance: That the List was determined,
that the Q....n expected they should Vote them all:
that they would have no Mixtures: that her Majesty
would have nothing to do with the Whig Lords,
but there was other Work to do now than usual:
Discoursing with some of the Lords, who were G als
in the Army, he told them plainly, They had resolved
to Impeach the great Commander; and that it could not
be expected, those who had Commands under him, and
were Awed by him, should do Justice in that Case.
They had often the Question put to them, What it was
the great Commander, or the Keeper of the Treasure,
had done, that they were to be Impeach’d for:
But they could never be brought to offer the least
tollerable Reason, except that the Prince Greeniccio
let fall in his Passion sometimes, of which he had
no manner of Government, That he had used him ill
abroad.
Some, who had more nicely enquired
into the Particulars of the ill Usage which was the
Cause of this Resentment, have given the oddest contradicting
Accounts of it that any History can Parallel:
As first, That the great Commander had restrained
the rashness of this young Hotspur General, who being
but a Boy in Experience, compared to the Commander,
was always for pushing into the Heart of Tartary
with the Army; not considering, That to run up a Hundred
Mile into the Country, and leave the Enemies Towns
untaken, and their Armies in a Condition to Recruit,
cut off their Convoys and Communication, and make their
Subsistence impracticable, was the ready way to destroy
them, as has been seen by a woful Example in Spain.
But the General was wiser, and regarded more the Safety
of the Army, and the Honour of his Mistress; and therefore,
by the unanimous Approbation of all the allied Generals,
(for it was not his own single Opinion) and according
to the just Rules of War, went on gradually to take
their fortified Towns, and ruin their Defences on
the Frontiers, that at last, he might have a sure and
easie Conquest of the rest: This was one Pretence.
The second was just the Reverse of this: For
at a great Battle with the Tartarians, the
Commander having resolved to attack the Enemy in their
advantageous Camp, and having drawn up in Battalia
his whole Army, he gives the Post of Honour to the
Prince, appointing him, with a select Body of the best
Troops in the Army, to fall on upon the Right, and
Charge the Enemy, while other Generals did the like,
and with equal Hazard and more real Danger, on the
Left. There was not a Gentleman in the Enemies
Army but would have taken this as the greatest Testimony
of his General’s Esteem, and would have thought
any Man in the Army his mortal Enemy that should have
gone about to have deprived him of it. Nor was
there any Man in the Attalantick Army, who
did not take it as an Evidence of the great Opinion
the Commander had of the Prince’s Courage; and
all the World talked of it as the greatest Honour
could possibly be done the Prince.
Had not the Commander taken all needful
Care to have him well back’d, had he not given
him the best Troops in the Army to act under him, had
he not plac’d a great Body of Horse to support
him, had he not equally prest the Enemy in other Places,
to prevent their doubling their Strength in that Part;
had he done any Thing but what a Man of Honour would
have thought himself obliged by, there might have been
some Reason to Object: But to call giving a General
a Post of Honour sacrificing him, because it was attended
with Danger, is referr’d to the Determination
of the Soldierly Part of Mankind. And as it would
be laught at in Tartary, in France,
and in Britain, where such Things are very
seldom heard of; so I can assure the Reader, it was
sufficiently laugh’d at in Attalantis Major,
and the Prince of Greeniccio is become most
intollerably ridiculous by the taking Notice of it.
Hence all Men in the Island of Atalantick
Major conclude, he has Rashness without Courage,
Fury without Honour, Passion without Judgment, and
less regard to his Character than to his Resentment.
Nor has the Vanity of this Prince
appeared less in his not sticking openly to discover,
That he aims at the Command in general; that he thinks
himself equally qualified for a Post of so great Trust,
and that regard is not had to his Merit that he is
so long suffered to Serve under another; at the same
time not enquiring, whether the Allies of the Queen
would have equal Confidence in him, as in the great
Commander, on whose Judgment, all the Princes and States
of the North have so much Dependance, to whom they
have so chearfully committed their Troops, and under
whose Conduct they have had such wonderful Success
against the Tartarian Emperor: But it never
was this Prince’s Talent to think too much,
his Heat was always too volatile, and his Head too
light for his Hands.
We have brought him now to the Conclusion
of the Affair: Having gone through his Catechizing
of the Nobility, in which indeed they of his own Party
appeared of a Temper patient and debased, below the
true Spirit of Noblemen; (at least, God be praised,
below the ancient Temper and Gallantry of the Nobility
of Great Britain) Having come now to the Day
for the Choice, which was the 10th Day of their Sixth
Month, but as I suppose November: There
appeared at the Place 33 Noblemen, besides the 16
which were chosen, and who every one Voted for themselves
and for one another; so that of about 130 Noblemen,
which they say are in the North Part of Attalantis
Major, only 49 appeared.
There was a great Meeting of the honest
Part of the Nobility, at another Place, to consult
what was proper to be done in this new-fashion’d
Way of Proceeding: Some proposed to go down in
a Body to the Place where the rest were met, and protest
against the Illegality of the Choice; that to impose
a List upon the Nobility was not agreeable to the
Nature of a free Choice; and that therefore they should
protest, That whoever were returned by Virtue of that
Meeting, were not legally Chosen, and had no right
to Sit in the great Council of the Nobility.
This was sound Advice: But unhappily
it was not resolved upon; and some they say slipt
out of the Meeting for fear of Resentment, and went
down and voted, and came up again incognito.
The rest resolved to send Two of their
Number down to the Meeting, and offer their Service
to Vote with them, provided they would declare their
Measures: and that those that might be chosen
would declare themselves for the true Atalantick
Succession, against a pretending Claimant, who was
then sheltred among the Tartarians: But
they could receive no Satisfaction even to this so
reasonable Request. But the Prince of Greeniccio,
who had no right to Vote himself, yet run up and down,
as a Broker, or a Party-Sollicitor, whispering and
prompting, from one to another, to Influence and Settle
them, (for some began to waver.) This Prince, I say,
giving an answer, insolent and haughty, like himself.
The Noble Persons that went, came away, and contented
themselves, with telling them, they would having nothing
to do with them. Thus, being but a Rump of the
Nobility, they gave up their Liberties, Voted as they
were commanded to do, signed a Roll of Names, and
this they called a Choice.
The Number of the dissenting Nobility
were about Twenty six, whereof Five did at last comply
with their List, as they thought, being in publick
Commands, supposing it might give a Handle to their
Enemies, to misrepresent them to their Soveraign;
but they nevertheless, upon all Occasions, testified
their Dislike and Abhorrence of the Method, and of
the Conduct of those concern’d in it.
Among those said Dissenters, were
Two Dukes, One Marquis, Sixteen Earls, and Six Lords,
besides many others, who were Absent.
We might be large in describing, and
giving Characters of these dissenting Nobility.
Among them we could not escape the Prince de Rosymonte,
a Person, for Blood and Birth, eminent in that Country,
more for his own excellent and inimitable Virtues,
Grave, Sober, Judicious, even from his Youth, of whom
one of the Atalantick Poets gave this bright
Character.
Grave without Age, without
Experience wise.
He was President of the Royal Council
of that Country even while he was very young, an Honour
the greatest of the Nobility were well pleased to
see him adorned with, and made no Scruple to sit below
him: His distinguish’d Modesty and Humility
in all his publick Appearances, recommends him to
the Affections of the whole Country; and tho’
the Fortunes of his Family have suffered by the Disasters
of the Times, yet he supports a handsome Figure suitable
to the Dignity of his Character, Rich without Gaiety,
Great without Affectation, Plentiful without Profusion,
letting the World see he knows how and when, and to
what Pitch to appear that when he pleases to be at
Large, he can do it like a wise Man, or Retrench,
he can do it like a Prince. It might be said,
as a finishing stroke to his Character, he is just
the Reverse of Greeniccio, for he is Fire without
Thunder, Brave without Fury, Great without Pride,
Gay without Vanity, Wise without Affectation, knows
how to Obey and how to Command; he knows great Things
enough to manage them, and is so Master of himself,
as not to let them manage him; he knows how to be
a Courtier without Ambition, and to Merit Favour rather
than to seek it; he scorns to push his Fortunes over
the Belly of his Principles, ever Faithful to himself,
and by consequence to all that Trust him; he has too
great a Value for Merit to envy it even in his Enemy,
and too low Thoughts of the Pride and Conceit of Men
without Merit, to approve of it even in his Friends.
This Noble Person appears at the Head
of the dissenting Nobility: Nor does it lessen
his Zeal for the Principles of Liberty, or the present
Establishment of Religion in his Country; that some
of his Ancestors, otherwise Noble, Brave and Great,
appear’d on the other side; since the Liberties
of his Country are the Center of his Actions, and the
Prosperity of all Men the mark he aims at.
It may be a Character to the rest
of the dissenting Lords, to say of them in general,
That they were such as took a particular Pleasure in
being Patrons of Virtue as well as Patrons of Liberty:
That they were Men generally speaking distinguish’d
for their constant Loyalty to their Prince, but ever
with a view to the Fundamental Laws: That they
had always Wisdom enough to know their Countries Rights,
and Courage enough to defend them; Men of Honour,
Men of Prudence, Men of Resolution: In short,
They were Men admirably suited to the Character of
their Leader; as he on the other hand, thought it his
Honour to be at the Head of so illustrious a Body
of Men, equally valuable for their Virtue, Capacities,
Wisdom and Integrity.
It cannot be forgotten; That as these
Noble Persons were Zealous for the Liberties of their
Country, so truly they were Men that had the greatest
Interest in it, having separately considered the best
Estates of the whole Nobility, of that Country and
joined together, were able to Buy twice their Number
in the whole Assembly. It is true, that Estate
is not any just Addition to the Character of a Person;
but it will for ever remain a Truth; And all Nations
will shew a regard to it, viz. that those may
be supposed to be the most proper Persons to be trusted
with the Conservation of the Liberties of their Country,
who have by their Birth and Inheritance the largest
Shares in the Possession of it.
This is illustrated by the Practice
of that happy Country we live in, where this Story
may perhaps be read, and where very lately, a Law has
been made, to unquallifie all such to represent their
Country in the Legislation and Power of raising Taxes,
who are not possessed of such or such a Porportion
in the Lands of their Country, as may suppose them
Persons made naturally anxious for the Welfare of the
whole, in regard to the Preservation of their Property.
Unhappy Atalantis! Had such a Law pass’d
for the Qualification of those Noblemen, who should
be elected to the great Royal Council of thy Country;
and should the Nobility so to be chosen have been
limited to but one hundred Perialo’s
(a Gold Coin in that Country amounting by Estimation
to about 2000 l. a Year Sterling) of yearly
Estate in Lands, how few of the Sixteen now chosen
could have shewn themselves in that august Meeting.
On the contrary, several of those
now sent up, were not able to put themselves into
a Posture to undertake the Journey, till they had sold
the Magazines of Corn which they had laid up for the
Year’s Subsistance of their Families, or
mortgaged their small Estates to borrow Money for
the Expence.
Nor is it doubted in the least, but
when those poor Noblemen come to find some of their
Tartarian Expectations frustrated, with which
it is manifest they were very Big when they went up;
they will sorely regret the Misfortune of their Election;
since they must be thereby so reduced, as almost to
want Subsistance for their Families; and as for
the Debts contracted, it is impossible some of them
should ever Pay them.
It has been a too unhappy Truth in
other Places as well as in Atalantis Major,
That in such popular Elections, whether of Noblemen
or others, Men are deluded with the Notion, that to
be chosen by their Country to these great Councils
of the Nation, must so recommend them, or make them
so necessary to the State, to the Government, or the
Ministers of State, that they cannot fail to make their
Fortunes and raise Estates by their very Appearance:
But this is so constantly found to fail, and so many
have been almost ruin’d by the Expences they
have been at to make a Figure as they call it, and
to appear at Court like themselves on such Occasions,
that it seems wonderful that Persons of Quality, who
know their own Circumstances, and whose Fortunes, through
the Disasters of their Families, may not be equal to
their Dignity, should on so vain a Presumption push
themselves upon the necessity of compleating their
own Ruin, beggering their Families, and leaving their
Posterity an Estate in Titles and Coronets, Things
without the Support of competent Estates the most
despicable in the World.
It might be very useful to our Readers,
and perhaps something instructing might be gathered
from it, with respect to the Affairs of Europe
at this Time, to give some Account here of the Success
of these strange Proceedings; what Figure these People
made, when they came to Court, how they behav’d
themselves when they came into the great Council,
how they were made Tools there to the Politicians of
those Times, even to act against their Interest, their
Country, their own Designs.
In doing this, it would appear, How
some of the Sixteen, more particularly known to be
in the Tartarian Interest, and who had all
along declared themselves for the Person and Title
of the pretending Prince, who, as is noted before,
put in a Claim to the Succession of the Throne:
How these, I say, went up to the great Council, wheedled
by the Subtilties of Greeniccio, and his Agents,
to believe seriously that they went up directly to
declare his Title; that they should be the Men that
should have the Honour to declare his Right in the
great Council of the Nobility; and that he should
for the future own his Restoration, his Glory, and
his Crown, to their Loyalty and steddy acting for
him. This, they did not doubt, should tend not
to their Honour only, but to the raising their decay’d
Fortunes, for they were miserably Poor; since he could
do no less than confer the greatest Trusts upon Persons
who had with so much Fidelity acted for his Glory
and Interest.
It would also to the eternal Shame
and Disappointment of the Atalantic Jacobites,
(if I may so call them) necessarily follow, that the
History of their Conduct should come in at the same
time to be considered, viz. How just the contrary
to all this, and against the very Nature of the Thing
they were obliged, even among the very first of their
Transactings in their Publick Station, as Members of
the great Council aforesaid, to appear in a Publick
Address to the Soveraign of the Country, in which
they were brought in recognizing Her just Title to
Reign, (which they in their Hearts abhorr’d)
promising to Stand by and Defend that Title with all
their Might, (which they had hoped to see overthrown)
engaging to assist Her to the utmost, against that
very pretending Claimant as above, (who they Reverence
as their lawful Prince) and to carry on the War with
Vigour against the Tartarian Emperor (that
very Prince on whose Power they depended for the carrying
on their Designs).
Had any British-Man of Sense,
that understands the Language of the Countenance,
but seen the Astonishment, the Chagrin, the Vexation
and Anguish of Soul, that appear’d on the Faces
of these Atalantic Noblemen, at this surprizing
Event; how they gnashed their Teeth for Anger, and
curst the Hour that ever they were Members of this
grand Council; how they Bann’d, (an Atalantis
Word used there, for what we call Swearing and Damning
in our Country;) how they raged at Greenwiccio,
and the Lord of the Isles, who they said had
Betray’d them; and how strangely they look’d,
upon the solemn Occasion of presenting this Address
to their Soveraign: I say, could their Countenances
but have been read by any in our Country, they would
have taken them for Furies rather than Men, or for
Men under some Frenzy, ridden with the Night-Mare,
or scared with some Apparition.
It was not less odd, to see the Conduct
of Greeniccio; for tho’ he had not less
Mischief in his Heart, yet it was of another Kind;
and tho’ he had not the same View of the Succession,
nor perhaps was directly in the Tartarian Interest,
and therefore shew’d no Pity, or Sympathy with
the Mortifications of the other, yet he met with Disappointments
equally perplexing, and which made him heartily repent
the length he had gone; but as it was in his Nature
to be rash, it was impossible to prevent his being
disappointed almost in every Thing he went about:
For it is in Atalantis Major just as it is in
other Parts of the World, viz. That rash headstrong
unthinking Tempers, generally precipitate themselves
into innumerable Mischiefs, which Prudence and Patience
would evite and prevent; and also, that these furious
rash People, as they are hot and impatient under those
Mischiefs when they are surprised with them, so they
are not always the best able to extricate and deliver
themselves.
This will necessarily lead us to a
long History of the Disappointments he met with:
1. In his Project of charging
and impeaching his General, and the great Testador,
or of the Nations Treasure, which
he could never, either bring Crime enough to justifie,
or Friends enough to joyn in, and make it terrible.
2. How he was disappointed in
his ambitious Views of being made General against
the Tartarians; whereas, he had on the contrary,
the Mortification, to see the great Commander continu’d,
with an addition of Generallissimo to his Titles of
Command; and himself, like what we used to call in
England, being Kick’d up Stairs,
sent out of the Way with a Feather in his Cap, and
the Title of General, to carry on a remote Unfortunate,
and never-to-be Successful War in Japan, and
the Lord knows where, among Barbarians and Savages.
This was not all; When upon his embracing
this Title, which his Temper (naturally Ambitious)
jumpt at, and eagerly closed with, he began to choose
Officers, name Regiments, and draw out Forces to form
the Army he was to Command, he found the new Generalissimo
had supplanted him there too; for he had not only
prevailed with the Queen of the Country, not to draw
away any of the old Troops then establish’d for
the Tartarian War, of which this Gew-Gaw-General
fancied to himself he should form his Army: But
the Generalissimo obtain’d, That the best Troops
which were remaining in Atalantis Major, should
be sent over to strengthen the Army against the Tartars:
So that this new General was likely to go away to
Japan without any Army, but such Troops as
her Atalantic Majesty and Her Allies had hired
from the Emperor of China, and such other People;
and he had none but Strangers, Barbarians and Mercenaries
to Command.
It is true, That his Design of drawing
off the Troops from the Tartarian War, to carry
on a Wild-Goose War in the remotest Parts of
Japan, was like the rest of his Schemes, so
inconsistent, so destructive to the general Design
of the War, and would in all its probable Circumstances
be so dangerous to the true Interest of Atalantis
Major, That notwithstanding some had persuaded
the Government to a New Scheme, and that the
War was to be pushed on ESPECIALLY in Japan
(a Thing which perhaps some encouraged at first, on
purpose to draw him in to accept of that Command, which
many of inferiour Rank to him had declin’d)
yet when they came to look nearer into the Thing,
and to see the fatal Prospect of weakning the Forces
on the Tartarian side, while the Emperor
of Tartary at the same Time was vigilant and forward
in encreasing his Preparations, they soon found the
Representations of the Generalissimo had such Weight
in them, and were founded so much upon their general
Good, that they thought fit to alter their Measures.
How Greeniccio was thus disappointed;
how he resented it; how to Pacifie him, an Appearance
of drawing some Troops together was made; how he was
at last sent away with a whole Ship load of fine Promises;
as he on the contrary loaded the same Ship back with
a full Freight of Schemes, Projects and Rhodomontadoes;
how he went; what he did, and what he did not; how
Tinker like, he mended the Work of those that
went before, and left it for others to mend after him;
these are Things I may give you a farther Account
of when I return from my next Progress to that glorious
Country of Atalantis Major.