It was curious to notice how that
unquestioning allegiance and admiration which the
missing Schwartz had been used to bestow on Lil was
now bestowed by her on the new-comer who answered to
the name of Scraper, and how in answer to all her
advances and endearments Scraper remained scornful
and unreceptive. One knows a hundred poems and
legends in which this form of vengeance is taken upon
the cruel fair; in which the proud lady who has scorned
the humble and faithful heart lives to be scorned
in turn. Scraper, probably unconscious of his
mission as avenger, fulfilled it none the less on
that account.
His master, being an Englishman, had
the common English reverence for the Sunday, and would
not shoot on that day, though by his conscientious
abstention he missed, undoubtedly, the best battue
the country-side afforded. We had a brief discussion
as to the morality and propriety of the procession,
and I pointed out to him that notwithstanding the
military element by which it was so strongly marked,
it was purely sacerdotal in origin and pious in intent,
but he merely replied that as a form of religious
exercise for a Sunday it struck him as being jolly
rum. He added shortly afterwards that whether
he looked at it or not the coves would do it, and
that he therefore felt at liberty to watch them.
Scraper displayed the profoundest
interest in the business, and took upon himself the
organisation of the whole affair, barking with so much
authority, and careering about the cavalry squadron
with such untiring energy that he threw Lil’s
efforts in that way into the shade, and in the course
of a mere half-hour had superseded her. Then,
just as Schwartz had been used, with every evidence
of faith, to follow Lil, regarding her as the very
mainspring of the military movement, Lil followed
Scraper. Mr. Herbert Spencer has shown that, in
spite of the apparent unreasonableness of the fact,
humbug and credulity are sworn companions. The
savage mystery man, who knows what a humbug he himself
is, is the first to yield allegiance and faith to the
abler humbug, who has more tricks or bolder invention
than he. So, Lil’s groundless pretensions
of a week ago did not seem in the least to prevent
her from being imposed upon by the groundless pretensions
of Scraper, much as one might have thought her own
career of imposture would have set her upon her guard.
She had caught that very fawning method of appeal for
a kind regard which had once distinguished Schwartz,
and it was obvious that Scraper could make no claim
to which she would not be ready to give adhesion.
It is in the very nature of poetical justice that it
satisfies the emotions, and I was not displeased to
see affairs take this sudden turn, to view the hard
and despiteful heart thus humbled.
It was on a Friday that Schwartz’s
chase had ended so disastrously. It was on the
following Sunday that Lil laid down the honours of
command at the feet of the new-comer. It was
on the Sunday following, the ninth day clear from
the date of the mischance, that the great event of
the seven years took place. My young acquaintance
had two or three days free of engagements, and he
spent these in watching the preparations for the procession.
He spoke French with a fluency and purity which excited
my envy, and he spent most of his spare time among
the village people, who talked and thought and dreamed
of nothing but the procession. Wherever he went
Scraper accompanied him, and wherever Scraper went
Lil was to be seen following in fascinated admiration.
For a whole week the drum had known
but little rest. I never learned the purpose
of the proceeding, but every day and all day, from
long before daylight till long after dark, somebody
marched about the village and rattled unceasingly
upon the drum. It could not possibly have been
one man who did it all, for the energies of no one
man that ever lived could have been equal to the task.
Most of the time it was far away, and it only made
two daily promenades past the hotel, but whenever I
listened for it I could hear it, beating the same
unweary rataplan. Then at intervals all day and
every day, the big gun boomed and the clarion blared
until I used to dream that I was back at Plevna or
the Shipka Pass, and could not get my “copy”
to London and New York because Monsieur Dorn had filled
the Houssy Wood with Cossacks from Janenne. It
may be supposed that all this charivari was
but an evil thing for a man as much in need of rest
as I was, but I verily believe that the noise and
bustle of the preparations, though they robbed me now
and then of an hour of morning sleep, were almost
as useful to me as the idleness I enjoyed, and the
tranquil country air into which I could drive or wander
afoot whenever the fancy for perfect quiet came upon
me.
At last the great day dawned, and
the great event dawned earlier than the day.
At five o’clock the noise of drum and clarion
began, and the light of torches flared on the painted
fronts of houses-yellow and pink and blue-in
the quaint old village street. A little later
a band came by with shattering brass and booming drum,
and for an hour or so the whole place was in a ferment.
The cavalry came clattering into the Place,
the hoarse voice of Monsieur Dorn barked through the
orders which had by this time grown conventional,
and his squadron jingled for the last time for seven
years through the movements he had taught them at
the expense of so much time and lung power. Then
a strange foreboding sort of quiet, an unnatural tranquillity,
settled upon everything and continued until near upon
the hour of ten. A long waggon drawn by four
oxen excited, by the freight it bore, a momentary curiosity,
and brought faces to doors and windows. The air
was keen to-day, and we were at the very season of
mid-winter, but in the waggon which the four slow
oxen dragged through the streets of Janenne were a
dozen lofty shrubs reaching to a height of eight or
nine feet at least, the which shrubs were one mass
of exotic-looking blossom. I discovered later
on that they were nothing more than a set of young
pines with artificial paper flowers attached to every
twig, but the effect as they went down the wintry
street in their clothing of gold and rose and white
with the live green of the fir peeping through the
wealth of bloom was quite an astonishment in its way.
These decorated shrubs were set at the church porch,
and seemed to fill the whole of that part of the street
with colour and light.
When the procession came at last there
was one curious thing about it. Such a crowd
of people-for Janenne took part in it-that
there was scarcely anybody left to look at it.
But then the processionists had the pleasure of looking
at each other. The band came first, in blue blouse
and clean white trousers. Then came the soldiery,
a motley crew, with Monsieur Dorn at their head, drawn
sword in hand, and next to him a personage who might
have been translated clean from Astley’s-a
gentleman in long hose, with a flower on each shoe,
and a hat of red velvet shaped like a bread tray,
decorated with prodigious coloured feathers, and a
slashed doublet gay with many knots of bright ribbon.
Years and years ago Janenne had a Count and a chateau.
The ruins of the chateau still kept gray guard
over the village street; but there is not even a ruin
left of the old family. But in the day when Our
Lady of Lorette stayed the local pestilence the existing
Count of Janenne was pious enough to ride in the promised
procession; and for a century or so the magnate of
the village and its neighbourhood was never absent
from the demonstration of thanksgiving. In a
while, however, the Counts of Janenne took to wildish
ways, and, leaving the home of their ancestors, went
away to Paris and led extravagant lives there, gambling
and drinking, and squandering their substance in other
and even more foolish fashions, and at last there
ceased to be estates of Janenne to draw upon, or even
Counts of Janenne to draw. But before things came
to this pass the absentee Counts had always sent a
representative to join the procession to the shrine
of Our Lady of Lorette; and it has come about that
the legend has clung in the popular fancy even unto
the present day. Somebody-anybody-gets
himself up in theatrical guise, and rides at the head
of the military forces, between the first rank and
the commander-in-chief, as the representative of that
extinct great house. On this occasion it was
a red-cheeked shy young man, cousin to the chambermaid
of the Hotel des Postes, a peasant proprietor
who farmed, and still farms, some ten or a dozen hectares
of sour land on the road to Montcourtois. The
red-cheeked shy young man’s female cousin exchanged
a red-cheeked, shame-faced, rustic grin with him as
he rode by, and the young man, in imitation of Monsieur
Dorn, made his horse caracole, but being less versed
in horsemanship than the old gendarme, had to
hold on ignominiously by the mane in payment for his
own temerity.
Following the military came a long
array of little girls in white muslin, with sashes
blue or red. Half a dozen nuns kept watch over
them, pacing sombre in white head-dresses and black
gowns by the side of all that smiling troop of glad
hearts and childish faces. All the little girls
carried bannerets of bright colour, and all went
bareheaded, after the manner of the district, where
no woman, short of the highest fashion, ever permits
herself to wear hat or bonnet, except when going to
mass or upon a railway journey. White childish
locks, braided and shining, red locks, brown locks,
black locks, with bright faces under all, went streaming
by, and then a solemn priest or two headed a rambling
host of lads with well-scrubbed cheeks and clean collars,
and decent raiment of church-going Sunday black.
Then came a flock of young women in white muslin,
very starched and stiff, with blue bows and blue sashes.
In front of these two stalwart wenches bore a flapping
banner, inscribed ‘La Jeunesse de
Janenne’; and closing up the rank of Janenne’s
youth and rustic beauty came half a dozen chosen damsels,
big limbed and strong, bearing on their shoulders
a huge waxen statue of Our Lady of Lorette, and in
her arms a crowned child, she herself being crowned
with glittering tinsel, and robed in a glowing and
diaphanous stuff, which only half revealed the white
satin and spangles of the dress below it. Then
a number of chubby-cheeked little boys in semi-ecclesiastical
costume, improvised-no doubt under clerical
supervision-by careful hands at home.
Each little boy carried a fuming censer, and it was
not difficult to see that they were well pleased with
themselves and their office. After them came
the doyen in full ecclesiastical costume, a
little tawdry perhaps, for the village is but poor
and with the best heart in the world can only imitate
the real splendours from afar. Then following
the doyen (who, by the way, marched under a
canopy like the roof of an old-fashioned four-post
bedstead) came the male choir of the church, chanting
a musical service, which harmonised indifferently with
the strains of the military band in front. Then
the big gun, drawn by the two big Flemish horses.
Then Jacques, Jules, Andre, Francois, Chariot, Pierre,
Joseph, Jean, and all the rest, in sabots, short
trousers, and blue blouses, marching bareheaded with
reverent air, and with them Julie, and Fifine, and
Nana, and Adele, and other feminine relatives, all
in their Sunday best, and all devout in mien.
Then, at a little distance-the most astonishing
and unlooked-for tail to all this village splendour
and devoutness-Schwartz.
Schwartz himself, but Schwartz so
changed, so lean, so woebegone, as hardly to be recognisable,
even to the eye of friendship. Of all his diverse-raging
hairs not one to assert itself, but all plastered close
with an oily sleekness by a slimy clinging mud, the
thin ribs showing plainly, and the hinder part of
the poor wretch’s barrel a mere hand-grasp.
His very tail, which had used to look like an irregular
much-worn bottle-brush, was thin and sleek like a rat’s,
and he tucked it away as if he were ashamed of it.
His feet were clotted with red earth, and he walked
as if his head were a burden to him, he hung it so
mournfully and carried it so low.
My young English acquaintance, who,
like myself, had been watching the procession, had
posted himself a little farther down the road, with
Scraper near at hand. Near to him, employing all
the ingratiatory insinuating arts she knew, and so
absorbed in Scraper that she forgot even to direct
the procession, was Lil. To her, fawning and whining
in such an excess of feeble joy as can be rarely known
to dogs or man, came the half-starved, half-drowned
creature. I was already halfway to Schwartz’s
rescue, with immediate milk, to be followed by soap
and water, in my mind, but I stopped to see how Lil
would receive the returned companion of old days.
It is scarcely probable that dogs believe in ghosts,
and yet it would have been easy to fancy that she saw
in him at first some purely supernatural apparition,
she recoiled with so obvious a surprise and terror
when she first beheld him. The wretched, propitiatory,
humbly-ecstatic Schwartz advanced, but she showed
her gleaming teeth, and growled aversion. He stopped
stock-still, and whined a little, and Lil responded
furiously. I took the returned wanderer up in
both hands, and carried him into the hotel scullery,
and got milk for him. He lapped it with tears
running down his muddy nose; and when I had had him
washed and tucked away into an old railway rug, beside
a stove in the little room, he lay there winking and
blinking, and licked at his own tears with an expression
altogether broken-hearted. I should have liked
to have known something of the history of his subterranean
wanderings, but that was only to be left to conjecture.
I bade him be of better cheer, and went outside to
wait for the return of the procession, and to smoke
a cigar in the open air, and an hour later found that
Schwartz had again disappeared. This time, however,
he had merely gone home, and though for a day or two
he was quite an invalid, he was soon about the streets
again, completely rehabilitated.
And now I come to the relation of
the one tragic fact which seemed to me to make this
simple history worth writing. I hope that nobody
will regard it as an invention, or will suppose that
I am trading upon their sympathies on false pretences.
On the day of the young Englishman’s
departure I accompanied him to the railway station.
Lil came down in attendance upon Scraper, and barked
fiercely at the departing train which bore him away.
Schwartz followed in humble pursuit of Lil, who, so
far as I could understand affairs, had never forgiven
him for intruding himself in so unpresentable a guise,
and claiming acquaintance whilst she was engaged in
conversation with a swell like Scraper. From
that hour she had refused to hold the slightest communion
with him, showing her teeth and growling in the cruellest
way whenever he approached her. In spite of this,
Schwartz seemed to be persuaded that, in the absence
of his rival, he still stood a chance, and day after
day he followed her with the old fawning humbleness,
and day after day she received him with the same anger
and disdain.
On a certain Wednesday afternoon the
air was wonderfully mild and dry. It was early
in January, but the weather was so fine that I had
not even need of an overcoat, as I sat in the sunshine
smoking and reading. I had seen Monsieur Dorn
enter the opposite house, taking Lil with him, and
Schwartz had settled himself on the doorstep, as usual,
to await her exit. I called him to me, and he
crossed over, but soon returned and resumed his place,
and sat there waiting still. After a considerable
time the door opened, and Monsieur Dorn and Lil emerged
together. I looked up at that moment, and saw
Lil make a savage dart at her too-persistent worshipper.
Monsieur Dorn beat them apart, but Schwartz had attempted
no resistance. He was rather badly bitten, and
when I picked him up the tears were running fast down
his nose, and he was feebly licking at them, and whining
to himself in a way which indicated the extremest
weakness of spirit. I sat down with him, and comforted
the poor-hearted creature, and he seemed grateful,
for he licked my hand repeatedly, but he did not cease
to whine and weep.
By and by I heard, though I did not
notice it at the time, the warning whistle of the
approaching train. The station is little more
than a stone’s throw from the hotel. Schwartz
made a leap, licked my face, jumped from the bench,
and ambled away. I never saw him alive again,
for, on the testimony of the signalman, he ran down
to the railway line, stretched himself upon one of
the rails, and, in spite of a stone the man threw
at him when the train had advanced dangerously near
to him, he held his place until the wheels passed
over his body.
His remains were buried in his master’s
back garden. I know that he knew full well what
he was doing when he stretched himself upon the rail,
and I know that his feeble and affectionate heart
was broken before he did it.