It was a Saturday afternoon, gay and
brilliant after abundant rains, and the spirit of
youth dwelt in it, though the season was now autumn.
All that was gracious triumphed. As the motorcars
passed through Summer Street they raised only a little
dust, and their stench was soon dispersed by the wind
and replaced by the scent of the wet birches or of
the pines. Mr. Beebe, at leisure for life’s
amenities, leant over his Rectory gate. Freddy
leant by him, smoking a pendant pipe.
“Suppose we go and hinder those
new people opposite for a little.”
“M’m.”
“They might amuse you.”
Freddy, whom his fellow-creatures
never amused, suggested that the new people might
be feeling a bit busy, and so on, since they had only
just moved in.
“I suggested we should hinder
them,” said Mr. Beebe. “They are worth
it.” Unlatching the gate, he sauntered over
the triangular green to Cissie Villa. “Hullo!”
he cried, shouting in at the open door, through which
much squalor was visible.
A grave voice replied, “Hullo!”
“I’ve brought some one to see you.”
“I’ll be down in a minute.”
The passage was blocked by a wardrobe,
which the removal men had failed to carry up the stairs.
Mr. Beebe edged round it with difficulty. The
sitting-room itself was blocked with books.
“Are these people great readers?”
Freddy whispered. “Are they that sort?”
“I fancy they know how to read-a
rare accomplishment. What have they got?
Byron. Exactly. A Shropshire Lad. Never
heard of it. The Way of All Flesh. Never
heard of it. Gibbon. Hullo! dear George reads
German. Um-um-Schopenhauer,
Nietzsche, and so we go on. Well, I suppose your
generation knows its own business, Honeychurch.”
“Mr. Beebe, look at that,”
said Freddy in awestruck tones.
On the cornice of the wardrobe, the
hand of an amateur had painted this inscription:
“Mistrust all enterprises that require new clothes.”
“I know. Isn’t it
jolly? I like that. I’m certain that’s
the old man’s doing.”
“How very odd of him!”
“Surely you agree?”
But Freddy was his mother’s
son and felt that one ought not to go on spoiling
the furniture.
“Pictures!” the clergyman
continued, scrambling about the room. “Giotto-they
got that at Florence, I’ll be bound.”
“The same as Lucy’s got.”
“Oh, by-the-by, did Miss Honeychurch enjoy London?”
“She came back yesterday.”
“I suppose she had a good time?”
“Yes, very,” said Freddy,
taking up a book. “She and Cecil are thicker
than ever.”
“That’s good hearing.”
“I wish I wasn’t such a fool, Mr. Beebe.”
Mr. Beebe ignored the remark.
“Lucy used to be nearly as stupid
as I am, but it’ll be very different now, mother
thinks. She will read all kinds of books.”
“So will you.”
“Only medical books. Not
books that you can talk about afterwards. Cecil
is teaching Lucy Italian, and he says her playing is
wonderful. There are all kinds of things in it
that we have never noticed. Cecil says-
“What on earth are those people
doing upstairs? Emerson-we think we’ll
come another time.”
George ran down-stairs and pushed
them into the room without speaking.
“Let me introduce Mr. Honeychurch, a neighbour.”
Then Freddy hurled one of the thunderbolts
of youth. Perhaps he was shy, perhaps he was
friendly, or perhaps he thought that George’s
face wanted washing. At all events he greeted
him with, “How d’ye do? Come and have
a bathe.”
“Oh, all right,” said George, impassive.
Mr. Beebe was highly entertained.
“‘How d’ye do? how
d’ye do? Come and have a bathe,’”
he chuckled. “That’s the best conversational
opening I’ve ever heard. But I’m afraid
it will only act between men. Can you picture
a lady who has been introduced to another lady by
a third lady opening civilities with ’How do
you do? Come and have a bathe’? And
yet you will tell me that the sexes are equal.”
“I tell you that they shall
be,” said Mr. Emerson, who had been slowly descending
the stairs. “Good afternoon, Mr. Beebe.
I tell you they shall be comrades, and George thinks
the same.”
“We are to raise ladies to our
level?” the clergyman inquired.
“The Garden of Eden,”
pursued Mr. Emerson, still descending, “which
you place in the past, is really yet to come.
We shall enter it when we no longer despise our bodies.”
Mr. Beebe disclaimed placing the Garden of Eden anywhere.
“In this-not in other
things-we men are ahead. We despise
the body less than women do. But not until we
are comrades shall we enter the garden.”
“I say, what about this bathe?”
murmured Freddy, appalled at the mass of philosophy
that was approaching him.
“I believed in a return to Nature
once. But how can we return to Nature when we
have never been with her? To-day, I believe that
we must discover Nature. After many conquests
we shall attain simplicity. It is our heritage.”
“Let me introduce Mr. Honeychurch,
whose sister you will remember at Florence.”
“How do you do? Very glad
to see you, and that you are taking George for a bathe.
Very glad to hear that your sister is going to marry.
Marriage is a duty. I am sure that she will be
happy, for we know Mr. Vyse, too. He has been
most kind. He met us by chance in the National
Gallery, and arranged everything about this delightful
house. Though I hope I have not vexed Sir Harry
Otway. I have met so few Liberal landowners, and
I was anxious to compare his attitude towards the game
laws with the Conservative attitude. Ah, this
wind! You do well to bathe. Yours is a glorious
country, Honeychurch!”
“Not a bit!” mumbled Freddy.
“I must-that is to say, I have to-have
the pleasure of calling on you later on, my mother
says, I hope.”
“Call, my lad? Who
taught us that drawing-room twaddle? Call on your
grandmother! Listen to the wind among the pines!
Yours is a glorious country.”
Mr. Beebe came to the rescue.
“Mr. Emerson, he will call,
I shall call; you or your son will return our calls
before ten days have elapsed. I trust that you
have realized about the ten days’ interval.
It does not count that I helped you with the stair-eyes
yesterday. It does not count that they are going
to bathe this afternoon.”
“Yes, go and bathe, George.
Why do you dawdle talking? Bring them back to
tea. Bring back some milk, cakes, honey.
The change will do you good. George has been
working very hard at his office. I can’t
believe he’s well.”
George bowed his head, dusty and sombre,
exhaling the peculiar smell of one who has handled
furniture.
“Do you really want this bathe?”
Freddy asked him. “It is only a pond, don’t
you know. I dare say you are used to something
better.”
“Yes-I have said ‘Yes’
already.”
Mr. Beebe felt bound to assist his
young friend, and led the way out of the house and
into the pine-woods. How glorious it was!
For a little time the voice of old Mr. Emerson pursued
them dispensing good wishes and philosophy. It
ceased, and they only heard the fair wind blowing the
bracken and the trees. Mr. Beebe, who could be
silent, but who could not bear silence, was compelled
to chatter, since the expedition looked like a failure,
and neither of his companions would utter a word.
He spoke of Florence. George attended gravely,
assenting or dissenting with slight but determined
gestures that were as inexplicable as the motions of
the tree-tops above their heads.
“And what a coincidence that
you should meet Mr. Vyse! Did you realize that
you would find all the Pension Bertolini down here?”
“I did not. Miss Lavish told me.”
“When I was a young man, I always
meant to write a ’History of Coincidence.’”
No enthusiasm.
“Though, as a matter of fact,
coincidences are much rarer than we suppose.
For example, it isn’t purely coincidentally that
you are here now, when one comes to reflect.”
To his relief, George began to talk.
“It is. I have reflected.
It is Fate. Everything is Fate. We are flung
together by Fate, drawn apart by Fate-flung
together, drawn apart. The twelve winds blow
us-we settle nothing-
“You have not reflected at all,”
rapped the clergyman. “Let me give you
a useful tip, Emerson - attribute nothing to Fate.
Don’t say, ’I didn’t do this,’
for you did it, ten to one. Now I’ll cross-question
you. Where did you first meet Miss Honeychurch
and myself?”
“Italy.”
“And where did you meet Mr.
Vyse, who is going to marry Miss Honeychurch?”
“National Gallery.”
“Looking at Italian art.
There you are, and yet you talk of coincidence and
Fate. You naturally seek out things Italian, and
so do we and our friends. This narrows the field
immeasurably we meet again in it.”
“It is Fate that I am here,”
persisted George. “But you can call it
Italy if it makes you less unhappy.”
Mr. Beebe slid away from such heavy
treatment of the subject. But he was infinitely
tolerant of the young, and had no desire to snub George.
“And so for this and for other
reasons my ‘History of Coincidence’ is
still to write.”
Silence.
Wishing to round off the episode,
he added; “We are all so glad that you have
come.”
Silence.
“Here we are!” called Freddy.
“Oh, good!” exclaimed Mr. Beebe, mopping
his brow.
“In there’s the pond. I wish it was
bigger,” he added apologetically.
They climbed down a slippery bank
of pine-needles. There lay the pond, set in its
little alp of green-only a pond, but large
enough to contain the human body, and pure enough
to reflect the sky. On account of the rains,
the waters had flooded the surrounding grass, which
showed like a beautiful emerald path, tempting these
feet towards the central pool.
“It’s distinctly successful,
as ponds go,” said Mr. Beebe. “No
apologies are necessary for the pond.”
George sat down where the ground was
dry, and drearily unlaced his boots.
“Aren’t those masses of
willow-herb splendid? I love willow-herb in seed.
What’s the name of this aromatic plant?”
No one knew, or seemed to care.
“These abrupt changes of vegetation-this
little spongeous tract of water plants, and on either
side of it all the growths are tough or brittle-heather,
bracken, hurts, pines. Very charming, very charming.
“Mr. Beebe, aren’t you
bathing?” called Freddy, as he stripped himself.
Mr. Beebe thought he was not.
“Water’s wonderful!” cried Freddy,
prancing in.
“Water’s water,”
murmured George. Wetting his hair first-a
sure sign of apathy-he followed Freddy
into the divine, as indifferent as if he were a statue
and the pond a pail of soapsuds. It was necessary
to use his muscles. It was necessary to keep
clean. Mr. Beebe watched them, and watched the
seeds of the willow-herb dance chorically above their
heads.
“Apooshoo, apooshoo, apooshoo,”
went Freddy, swimming for two strokes in either direction,
and then becoming involved in reeds or mud.
“Is it worth it?” asked
the other, Michelangelesque on the flooded margin.
The bank broke away, and he fell into
the pool before he had weighed the question properly.
“Hee-poof-I’ve
swallowed a pollywog, Mr. Beebe, water’s wonderful,
water’s simply ripping.”
“Water’s not so bad,”
said George, reappearing from his plunge, and sputtering
at the sun.
“Water’s wonderful. Mr. Beebe, do.”
“Apooshoo, kouf.”
Mr. Beebe, who was hot, and who always
acquiesced where possible, looked around him.
He could detect no parishioners except the pine-trees,
rising up steeply on all sides, and gesturing to each
other against the blue. How glorious it was!
The world of motor-cars and rural Deans receded inimitably.
Water, sky, evergreens, a wind-these things
not even the seasons can touch, and surely they lie
beyond the intrusion of man?
“I may as well wash too”;
and soon his garments made a third little pile on
the sward, and he too asserted the wonder of the water.
It was ordinary water, nor was there
very much of it, and, as Freddy said, it reminded
one of swimming in a salad. The three gentlemen
rotated in the pool breast high, after the fashion
of the nymphs in Gotterdammerung. But either
because the rains had given a freshness or because
the sun was shedding a most glorious heat, or because
two of the gentlemen were young in years and the third
young in spirit-for some reason or other
a change came over them, and they forgot Italy and
Botany and Fate. They began to play. Mr.
Beebe and Freddy splashed each other. A little
deferentially, they splashed George. He was quiet:
they feared they had offended him. Then all the
forces of youth burst out. He smiled, flung himself
at them, splashed them, ducked them, kicked them,
muddied them, and drove them out of the pool.
“Race you round it, then,”
cried Freddy, and they raced in the sunshine, and
George took a short cut and dirtied his shins, and
had to bathe a second time. Then Mr. Beebe consented
to run-a memorable sight.
They ran to get dry, they bathed to
get cool, they played at being Indians in the willow-herbs
and in the bracken, they bathed to get clean.
And all the time three little bundles lay discreetly
on the sward, proclaiming:
“No. We are what matters.
Without us shall no enterprise begin. To us shall
all flesh turn in the end.”
“A try! A try!” yelled
Freddy, snatching up George’s bundle and placing
it beside an imaginary goal-post.
“Socker rules,” George
retorted, scattering Freddy’s bundle with a kick.
“Goal!”
“Goal!”
“Pass!”
“Take care my watch!” cried Mr. Beebe.
Clothes flew in all directions.
“Take care my hat! No, that’s enough,
Freddy. Dress now. No, I say!”
But the two young men were delirious.
Away they twinkled into the trees, Freddy with a clerical
waistcoat under his arm, George with a wide-awake
hat on his dripping hair.
“That’ll do!” shouted
Mr. Beebe, remembering that after all he was in his
own parish. Then his voice changed as if every
pine-tree was a Rural Dean. “Hi! Steady
on! I see people coming you fellows!”
Yells, and widening circles over the dappled earth.
“Hi! hi! Ladies!”
Neither George nor Freddy was truly
refined. Still, they did not hear Mr. Beebe’s
last warning or they would have avoided Mrs. Honeychurch,
Cecil, and Lucy, who were walking down to call on old
Mrs. Butterworth. Freddy dropped the waistcoat
at their feet, and dashed into some bracken.
George whooped in their faces, turned and scudded away
down the path to the pond, still clad in Mr. Beebe’s
hat.
“Gracious alive!” cried
Mrs. Honeychurch. “Whoever were those unfortunate
people? Oh, dears, look away! And poor Mr.
Beebe, too! Whatever has happened?”
“Come this way immediately,”
commanded Cecil, who always felt that he must lead
women, though knew not whither, and protect them, though
he knew not against what. He led them now towards
the bracken where Freddy sat concealed.
“Oh, poor Mr. Beebe! Was
that his waistcoat we left in the path? Cecil,
Mr. Beebe’s waistcoat-
No business of ours, said Cecil, glancing
at Lucy, who was all parasol and evidently “minded.”
“I fancy Mr. Beebe jumped back into the pond.”
“This way, please, Mrs. Honeychurch, this way.”
They followed him up the bank attempting
the tense yet nonchalant expression that is suitable
for ladies on such occasions.
“Well, I can’t help it,”
said a voice close ahead, and Freddy reared a freckled
face and a pair of snowy shoulders out of the fronds.
“I can’t be trodden on, can I?”
“Good gracious me, dear; so
it’s you! What miserable management!
Why not have a comfortable bath at home, with hot
and cold laid on?”
“Look here, mother, a fellow
must wash, and a fellow’s got to dry, and if
another fellow-
“Dear, no doubt you’re
right as usual, but you are in no position to argue.
Come, Lucy.” They turned. “Oh,
look-don’t look! Oh, poor Mr.
Beebe! How unfortunate again-
For Mr. Beebe was just crawling out
of the pond, On whose surface garments of an intimate
nature did float; while George, the world-weary George,
shouted to Freddy that he had hooked a fish.
“And me, I’ve swallowed
one,” answered he of the bracken. “I’ve
swallowed a pollywog. It wriggleth in my tummy.
I shall die-Emerson you beast, you’ve
got on my bags.”
“Hush, dears,” said Mrs.
Honeychurch, who found it impossible to remain shocked.
“And do be sure you dry yourselves thoroughly
first. All these colds come of not drying thoroughly.”
“Mother, do come away,”
said Lucy. “Oh for goodness’ sake,
do come.”
“Hullo!” cried George, so that again the
ladies stopped.
He regarded himself as dressed.
Barefoot, bare-chested, radiant and personable against
the shadowy woods, he called:
“Hullo, Miss Honeychurch! Hullo!”
“Bow, Lucy; better bow. Whoever is it?
I shall bow.”
Miss Honeychurch bowed.
That evening and all that night the
water ran away. On the morrow the pool had shrunk
to its old size and lost its glory. It had been
a call to the blood and to the relaxed will, a passing
benediction whose influence did not pass, a holiness,
a spell, a momentary chalice for youth.