People have said, retrospectively,
that the rise of the Mangan family dated from the
fall of Larry Coppinger into the Feorish River.
This may, or may not have been the case but it is
certain that Mrs. Mangan’s way through the world
took at about this time an upward trend, and one of
the most perceptible ascending jerks was the result
of Lady Isabel Talbot-Lowry’s Sale of Work.
This function had been ordained with,
for object, the provision of a fund for the renovation
of the parish church of Knock Ceoil, and was obviously
a matter without interest for persons of another denomination.
Lady Isabel, and Miss Coppinger, and others of their
friends and neighbours slaved at the provision of munitions
for it, as good women will slave at such enterprises,
squandering energy on the construction of those by-products
of the rag-bag that wen specially consecrated to charitable
purposes by the ladies of their period.
“No one will want to buy this
rubbish,” said Miss Coppinger, who never tried
to deceive even herself, “but people will have
to spend their money on something, and we’re
not going to raffle bottles of brandy as
they did at that R.C. Bazaar in Riverstown!”
Frederica could be just, but when
a question of religion intervened, she found it hard
to be generous.
The Sale of Work took place during
the September that followed the winter of Larry’s
disaster, and it was indisputable that the Mangan
family contributed materially to its success.
Mrs. Mangan was of a class that is accustomed to get
its money’s worth, and was herself known and
respected as an able and inveterate haggler. Yet,
at the Mount Music Sale, she was content to hide her
talent beneath innumerable chair-backs and night-dress
cases, purchased, uncomplainingly, at the prices marked
on them, and to permit the contents of an apparently
inexhaustible purse to flow in a golden stream from
stall to stall. Her family were no less in evidence,
the Big Doctor offering himself a cheerful victim
on the shrine of raffles, even attaching himself to
Christian as a coadjutor in the sale of tickets for
the disposal of one of Rinka’s latest progeny.
Mrs. Mangan’s son and daughter, something subdued
by unfamiliar surroundings, were, on the disposal
of the puppy-tickets, taken in hand by their father,
and were, with an eloquence that seemed meant for
a larger audience, made acquainted with the notable
objects of the house.
“If I could get hold of your
mother, now,” the Big Doctor would say, “I’d
like her to see this,” or “Look at that
picture, Tishy! That’s a lovely woman!
The Major’s grandmother, I believe. We’ll
ask Miss Judith ’pon my honour, it
might have been done of herself!”
Miss Judith, with a fruit and flower
stall near the portrait in question, coldly admitted
the relationship, and ignored the question of the
likeness. Judith was of the age of intolerance;
moreover, she was at that moment in the act of selling
a button-hole to Bill Kirby, and the Doctor’s
enthusiasm was undesired.
The little family party moved on,
while Dr. Mangan, with the ease of an habitue,
indicated to his son and daughter the ancestral portraits
in the dining-room, the Cromwellian arms on the staircase,
the coats-of-arms, the Indian weapons, the foxes’
masks in the hall. The son and daughter received
the information coldly. It was their first introduction
to the interior of Mount Music, and while Tishy was
filled with a great resolve to be impressed by nothing,
Barty was silenced by those tortures that unfamiliar
surroundings have power to inflict upon the shy.
In his determination to instruct his
young in all the possible objects of interest, Dr.
Mangan strolled away from the crowded scene of the
sale, and led them down the long passage, dedicated
to sporting prints, that led to the library.
“There’s a picture there
that’s worth seeing, of a Meeat Coppinger’s
Court in the time of Larry’s grandfather,”
he announced impressively, as he opened the door.
“The Talbot-Lowrys and the Coppingers were always
fine sports men
A tall old screen stood between the
door and the fireplace from behind it a hunted voice
said:
“Who the devil’s there now?”
Dr. Mangan thought, complacently:
“My diagnosis was correct!” Aloud he said
to his son and daughter, in a tone of hoarse consternation:
“To think of our blundering in on the Major
like this! Here! Away now, the pair of you!”
He advanced from behind the screen.
“Major! My most humble
apologies! I never thought of you being here!
I was showing that boy and girl of mine some of your
beautiful things.”
Major Talbot-Lowry was unlike his
daughter Judith in many things, and not least in his
easy sufferance of those whom she, in youthful arrogance,
called cads.
“Come in, Doctor, and have a
cigar in peace,” he said, hospitably, putting
on one side the novel he was reading. “I
thought you were Evans, or one of the maids, coming
to bother me. This damned show has turned the
house upside down!”
“Well, it seems a great success,”
said Dr. Mangan cordially.
“Very good of you to come,”
responded his host, “more especially when it’s er it’s er such
a purely local affair
Dr. Mangan understood that he was
receiving the meed of religious tolerance.
“Well, Major,” he said,
expansively, “I lived long enough one time in
England to learn that we mustn’t give in too
much to the clerical gentlemen! My own instinct
is to be neighbourly, and to let my friends mind their
own religion.”
“Quite so, quite so,”
said Major Dick, magnanimously, forgetting, for the
moment, those epithets that, in his more heated moments,
he was accustomed to apply to the ministers of the
Church to which he did not belong. “Quite
so, Doctor. I’m all for toleration, and
let the parsons fight it out among ’em!
Busy men, like you and me, haven’t time to worry
about these affairs we’ve other things
to think about!” He stretched a long arm for
a box of cigars, and handed it to his visitor; “sit
down for a bit. There’s no hurry. The
ladies can have it all their own way for a while!”
Dr. Mangan lowered his huge person
into an armchair of suitable proportions, and for
some moments smoked his cigar in appreciative silence.
As a matter of fact, he was planning an approach to
the subject that had instigated his visit to the library,
but he was in no hurry to begin upon it, remembering
that the longest way round is often the shortest way
home.
“By the way, Major,” he
said, taking the cigar from his mouth, and regarding
it with affection, “did some one tell me that
you were looking for a farming horse?”
“If they didn’t, they
might have,” replied Dick. “McKinnon’s
at me to get another. I was going to ask you
if you knew of anything?”
“Well, now, that’s funny.
I was wondering to myself this morning what I’d
do with that big brown horse of mine. He’ll
not go hunting again, he never got the better of that
hurt he got. But he’s the very cut of a
farm-horse. You see, the poor devil had to carry
me!” ended the Big Doctor, with a laugh
at himself.
“I’ll tell McKinnon of
him. He wants a horse that will ”
a recital of the accomplishments exacted by Dick’s
steward followed.
Dr. Mangan listened with attention.
“Tell McKinnon he’d better
have him over on trial. I know him and his requirements!
The horse mightn’t be able to play the piano
for him!” said the Doctor, facetiously.
“I’m not afraid of you, Major,
but I’ve a great respect for Mr. McKinnon!”
“Oh, I’ll tell old Mack
he’ll be lucky to get him,” said Dick,
with his pleasant laugh; “you and I will strike
the bargain!”
The approach had been pegged out,
and Dr. Mangan turned, for the moment, to other subjects.
It was a damp and sodden day near
the beginning of September, and a comfortable turf
fire centralised and gave point to the room, as a
fire inevitably does. Major Talbot-Lowry was in
the habit of saying that the day of the month never
warmed anybody yet, and if it was only for the sake
of the books the truth being that the library
fire at Mount Music had never, in the memory of housemaid,
been extinguished save only when “the Major
was out of home.” Dick, like most out-of-door
men, considered that fresh air should be kept in its
proper place, outside the walls of the house, and an
ancient atmosphere, in which the varied scents of
turf, tobacco, old books, and old hound-couples, all
had their share, filled the large, dingy old room.
Dusty and composite squirrel-hoards of objects that
defy classification, covered outlying tables, and
lay in heaps on the floor, awaiting that resurrection
to useful life that Major Talbot-Lowry’s faith
held would some day be theirs, and were, in the meantime,
the despair and demoralisation of housemaids.
Deep in the bearskin rug in front
of the fire (a trophy of one of the rifles that filled
a glass-fronted case over the mantel-shelf) lay the
two little fox-terriers, Rinka and Tashpy, in moody
and determined repose. For a brief period of
suffering they had attempted to cleave to Christian;
but as the throng grew, and the time for tea lingered,
they had, in high offence, betaken themselves to their
ultimate citadel, the library.
“I suppose it was her pup I
was raffling awhile ago,” remarked Dr. Mangan,
presently, as Rinka languidly rose, and having stretched
herself, and yawned, musically and meretriciously,
put her nose on his broad knee, deliberating as to
whether the distinction of a human lap outweighed
the lowly comfort of the bearskin.
“Doggie! Poor doggie!
Down, now, down!” Dr. Mangan had no idea how
to talk to dogs, and he did not wish Rinka to sit
on his best grey trousers.
“Hit her a smack!” said
Major Dick; “don’t let her bother you.
Christian has spoilt these dogs till they’re
perfect nuisances! Yes, it’s her pup.
Who won it? It ought to be a clinker; it was the
best of the lot
“I d’no did they draw
for it yet. I took three tickets for it myself,”
said the Doctor. “I want it for a sort of
a cousin of me own a very sporting chap
that’s coming to Cluhir; he asked me could I
get him a dog.”
“What’s he going to do
in Cluhir?” asked Dick, carelessly.
The approach was now clear, and Dr.
Mangan began to advance.
“Well, he’s just taken
his degree. He’s a doctor, and he’s
coming here for a while. He can give me a help
while he’s looking out for a dispensary.
He’d like some place where he’d get a little
hunting now and then. I expect you know his father,
Major old Tom Aherne, of Pribawn
Major Talbot-Lowry became more interested.
“You don’t say old Tom’s
son is a doctor! By Jove! That’s very
creditable to him a decent old fellow Tom
was and you say he wants to hunt?
That’s the right sort of doctor! Look here!”
Dick sat up, the light of inspiration
woke in his ingenuous blue eyes, he wrinkled his forehead
with the super-intelligent concentration of a not
very brilliant intellect. “Didn’t
I hear that old Fogarty is giving up the Dispensary
here? Why don’t you run him for that?”
The shepherding of Dick Lowry was
really an affair of a simplicity unworthy of preparation
made by that ruse old collie, the Big Doctor.
Nevertheless, being an artist, he continued to play
the game.
“Knock Ceoil! Begad, that’s
a great notion! Now I come to think of it, I
did hear something of old Fogarty giving up, but somehow
I never thought of young Danny Aherne in connection
with it. I thought I was as well able as any
man to put two and two together, but I declare I might
never have thought of it if it hadn’t been for
you! They say, if you’re too close to a
thing, you can’t see it!”
Thus did the collie yap, while the
sheep (who was a member of the Dispensary Committee)
gratified, and pleasantly conscious of originality,
trotted up the path and into the fold that had been
prepared for it.
Meanwhile, in what house-agents call
the reception-rooms, the Sale of Work raged on, with
auctions, with raffles, with card-fortunes, told in
a cave of rugs by a devoted sorceress, in a temperature
that would inure her to face with composure the witch’s
destiny at the stake; with “occasional music,”
that fell upon the turmoil of talk more softly than
any petals from blown roses on the grass, and was just
sufficiently perceptible to impart the requisite flavour
of festivity. One item of the musical programme
had indeed had power to still the storm, but since
it was contributed by the Mangan Quartet, it must be
admitted that, charming though it was, it owed something
of its success to surprise. The countryside had
rallied to Lady Isabel with a response that did credit
to her as to them, yet, thronged though the rooms
were the Mangan family shone with a unique lustre as
alone representing the mighty Church of Rome.
“Wonderful of them to come!”
said the Church of Ireland ladies approvingly; “the
only R.C.’s here!”
Yet the Mangan family was not quite
alone in this representative position; young Mr. Coppinger,
their (as it were) inventor and patentee, shared it
with them, and was, moreover, beginning, for the first
time, and not without displeasure, to realise something
of the social complications that are involved by the
difference of creed. It was a matter of atmosphere;
quite intangible, and quite perceptible. Larry
was discovering that he was something of an anomaly.
“Only an R.C. by accident,” as he had
heard someone say, in apparent extenuation (a benevolence
that he found irritating). He was learning the
meaning of the sudden silences, the too obvious changes
of the course of conversation, that seemed to occur
when he drew near. He had not, as yet, formulated
these things to himself, but, on this turbulent afternoon,
it was possibly some livelier apprehension of them
that made him gravitate towards Barty Mangan, as towards
a fellow pariah, and induced him to seek with him
the far asylum of the schoolroom. There, save
for the schoolroom cat, they were alone, and they
sat for some minutes in grateful silence, looking out,
across misty stretches of grass, to the river, and
beyond it to the dense green of the trees of Coppinger’s
Court. The sky was very low and grey; by leaning
out of the window a little, a far-off reach of river,
at the western end of the valley, could be descried;
above it there was a narrow slit in the clouds, and
through it a faint and lovely primrose light fell,
like a veil, that hid, while it told of the deathbed
repentance of the dying day. Larry dragged his
chair into the corner of the window, and watched the
growing glory of the sunset with all his ardent soul
in his eyes.
Whatever this boy did, he did vividly,
and to Barty Mangan, seated on the shadow side, watching
him, he was, as ever, a pageant, a being of incalculable
impulse, of flashing intensity and splendour.
“Where on earth did you go,
Barty? I looked about for you for ages before
I found you; but there was such an awful crowd of women I’m
jolly glad to get out of it!” Larry leaned back
in his chair and proceeded to light a cigarette, as
an assertion of the rights of a man of nearly seventeen.
“My father was taking Tishy
and me about, showing us the house,” replied
Barty, apologetically. (As a matter of fact, he said
“me fawther,” but if this, and similar
details of pronunciation, are not known by nature,
it is labour in vain to attempt to indicate them by
means of the wholly inadequate English alphabet.) “Larry,”
he went on, with the candour that made a gentleman
of him, “I never was in a house like this before.
I declare to you it frightens me! I feel like
a rat gone astray! I was in the dining-room by
myself, looking at the pictures, and that old fella’
of a butler came in and frightened the heels off me!
He kept an eye on me that was like a flame from a
blow-pipe! You’d say he thought I was going
to steal the house!”
“I expect he did, too,”
said Larry, “especially if he thought that you
were a pal of mine. He hates me like blazes.
He’s one of those damned Orangemen. I say,
do you remember that thing in The Spirit of the Nation,
‘Orange and Green will carry the Day’?
I bet old Evans would rather lose, any day, than be
‘linked in his might’ with a Papist like
you or me! It’s a most extraordinary thing
how religion plays the devil with Ireland!”
There are certain standard truisms
that must be rediscovered by each successive generation
(possibly because they have bored the preceding one
to extinction), and Larry was of the age at which truisms
reveal themselves as new ideas, and sing and shine
with the radiancy of morning stars. He was also
young enough, and just sufficiently interested in
religion, to find it exciting to denounce it.
The fervour of his indictment lifted him from his
chair, and he stood, with the evening light on his
hot face, enjoying his theme, and his audience.
“I stayed with some people in
England last holidays, friends of my people’s;
Protestants they were, too Sour-faces,’
as the ‘Leader’ calls them! and
they didn’t give a blow what religion I was!
That was my affair, they thought and
so it was, too! Not like this crowd here I
don’t mean my own people, you know,”
he added hastily, “they’re all right!”
“Oh, I’m sure!” said Barty, in instant
assent.
“I hate England, of course,”
continued the student of The Spirit of the Nation,
hurriedly, “but I must say I get sick of this
eternal blackguarding of Catholics by Protestants,
and Protestants by Catholics
“Ah, they don’t mean it
half the time!” put in Barty, pacifically; “it’s
just a trick they have!”
“Well, I don’t care,”
said Larry, who didn’t like being interrupted,
with a fling of his head; “they shouldn’t
do it! I hear people shutting up when I come
into the room just as if I didn’t
jolly well know they were abusing the priests or something
like that. And if they only knew it, I
don’t care a curse how much they abuse them!”
He took an angry pull at his cigarette,
glaring at the unoffending Barty. “’’Tisn’t
the man I respects, ‘tis the office!’ That’s
what Mrs. Twomey said, when I was chaffing her for
dragging gravel up from the river to put in front
of her house, because the priest, whom she loathes,
was going to have a ‘station’ there!”
The orator paused for breath, as well
as for the duty of keeping his cigarette alight.
“Well, and isn’t she quite
right, too?” said Barty. “I’ve
no great fancy for Father Greer, but that doesn’t
affect my feeling for the Church.”
He rose, and resting his elbows on
the window-sill, leaned out into the still air.
“By Jingo! You don’t
often see the beat o’ that for a sky! Look
at it, Larry. There’s Orange and Green
for you, if you like! God! I wish we
could get them to work together like that!”
One of those transformation scenes
that sometimes follow on an overcast and rainy day,
was happening in the west. The sun had sunk behind
the hills, the grey clouds had vanished; the higher
heaven was green, clear and pale, but low in the west,
long and fleecy rollers of golden cloud lay in a sea
of burning orange.
At about the same time, the golden
stream that had flowed so generously from Mrs. Mangan’s
purse, had failed, and Mrs. Mangan, her arms full
of the fruit of those Christian graces of Faith, Hope
and Charity, that are indispensable to the success
of a bazaar, was asking Evans to order for
her her “caw,” by which term she indicated
the vehicle that had conveyed her to the scene of her
triumph.
For it was evident to the meanest
capacity that Mrs. Mangan had now paid her footing
in society.