A woman may be just as big a fool
at sour seventy as she was at sweet seventeen.
In fact, you can say about ’em, that a woman’s
always a woman, so long as the breath bides in her
body; and my sister, Mary, weren’t any exception
to the rule. You see, there was only us two, and
when my parents died, I married, and took on Brownberry
Farm and my sister, who shared and shared alike with
me, took over our other farm, by the name of Little
Sherberton, t’other side the Dart. A very
good farmer, too, she was knew as much
as I did about things, by which I mean sheep and cattle;
while she was still cleverer at crops, and I never
rose oats like she did at Little Sherberton, nor lifted
such heavy turnips as what she did.
Mary explained it very simply.
“You’m just so clever
as me,” she said, “but you’m not
so generous. You ain’t got my powers of
looking forward, and you hate to part with money in
your pocket for the sake of money that’s to be
there. In a word, you’re narrow-minded,
and don’t spend enough on manure, Rupert; and
till you put it on thicker and ban’t feared
of paying for lime, you’ll never get a root
fit to put before a decent sheep.”
There was truth in it I do believe,
for I was always a bit prone, like my father before
me, to starve the land, against my reason. You’d
think that was absurd, and yet you’ll hardly
find a man, even among the upper educated people,
who haven’t got his little weak spots like that,
and don’t do some things that he knows be silly,
even while he’s doing ’em. They cast
him down at the moment; and he’ll even make resolves
to be more open-handed, or more close-fisted, as the
case may be, but the weakness lies in your nature,
and you could no more cure me from being small-minded
with my manure than you could have cured Mary from
shivering to her spine every time she saw a single
magpie, or spilled the salt.
A very impulsive woman, and yet, as
you may say, a very keen and clever one in many respects.
I don’t think she ever wanted to marry and certainly
I can call home no adventures in the way of courting
that fell to her lot. And yet a pleasant woman,
though not comely. In fact, without unkindness,
she might have been called a terribly ugly woman.
Yellow as a guinea, with gingery hair, yellow eyes,
and no figure to save her. You would have thought
her property might have drawn an adventurer or two,
for Little Sherberton was a tenement farm and Mary’s
very own; but nobody came along, or if they did, they
only looked and passed by; and though Mary had no
objection to men in general, she didn’t encourage
them. But in her case, without a doubt, they’d
have needed all the encouragement she could give ’em,
besides the property, to have a dash at her.
So she bided a spinster woman, and
took very kindly to my childer, who would run up over
to her when they could, for they loved her. And
by the same token, my second daughter, by the name
of Daisy, was drowned in Dart, poor little maid, trying
to go up to her aunt. My wife had whipped her
for naughtiness, and the child only ten
she was went off to get comfort from Mary
and fell in the river with none to save her. So
I’ve paid my toll to Dart, you see, like many
another man in these parts.
Well, my sister, same as a good many
other terrible ugly women, got better to look at as
she grew older; and after she was sixty, her hair turned
white and she filled out a bit. Her voice was
always a pleasant thing about her. It reflected
her nature, which was kindly, though excitable.
But her people never left her. She’d got
a hind and his wife Noah and Jane Sweet
by name; and he was head man; and his son, Shem Sweet,
came next thirty year old he was; and besides
them was Nelly Pearn, dairymaid, and two other men
and a boy.
Then came along the Old Soldier to
Little Sherberton; and he never left it again till
five year ago, when he went out feet first.
To this day I couldn’t tell
you much about him. His character defied me.
I don’t know whether he was good, or bad, or
just neither, like most of us. But on the whole
I should be inclined to say he was good. He was
cast in a lofty mould, and had a wide experience of
the seamy side of life. I proved him a liar here
and there, and he proved me a fool, but neither of
us shamed the other in that matter, for I said (and
still say) that I’d sooner be a fool then a
rascal; while he, though he denied being a rascal,
said that he’d sooner be the biggest knave on
earth than a fool. He argued that any self-respecting
creature ought to feel the same, and he had an opinion
to which he always held very stoutly, that the fools
made far more trouble in the world than the knaves.
He went further than that, and said if there were
no fools, there wouldn’t be no knaves. But
there I didn’t hold with him; for a man be born
a fool by the will of God, and I never can see ’tis
anything to be shamed about; whereas no man need be
a knave, if he goes to the Lord and Father of us all
in a proper spirit, and prays for grace to withstand
the temptations of the world, the flesh, and the Dowl.
Bob Battle he called himself, and
he knocked at the door of Little Sherberton on a winter
night, and asked to see Mary, and would not be put
off by any less person. So she saw him, and heard
how he had been tramping through Holne and stopped
for a drink and sang a song to the people in the bar.
It happened that Mr. Churchward, the innkeeper, wanted
a message took to my sister about some geese, and
none would go for fear of snow, so the tramp, for
Bob was no better, said that he would go, if they’d
put him in the way and give him a shilling. And
Churchward trusted him, because he said that he reminded
him of his dead brother. Though that wasn’t
nothing in his favour, seeing what Henry Churchward
had been in life.
However, Bob earned his money and
came along, and Mary saw him and took him in, and
let him shake the snow off himself and eat and drink.
Then began the famous blizzard, and I’ve often
thought old Bob must have known it was coming.
At any rate there was no choice but to let him stop,
for it would have been death to turn him out again.
So he stopped, and when the bad weather was over,
he wouldn’t go. There’s no doubt my
sister always liked the man in a way; but women like
a man in such a lot of different ways that none could
have told exactly how, or why, she set store on him.
For that matter she couldn’t herself. Indeed
I axed her straight out and she tried to explain and
failed. It wasn’t his outer man, for he
had a face like a rat, with a great, ragged, grey
moustache, thicker on one side than t’other,
and eyebrows like anybody else’s whiskers.
And one eyelid was down, though he could see all right
with the eye under it. Round in the back he was
and growing bald on the top; but what hair he had was
long, and he never would cut it, because he said it
kept his neck warm.
He had his history pat, of course,
though how much truth there was to it we shall never
know in this world. He was an old soldier, and
had been shot in the right foot in India along with
Lord Roberts in the Chitral campaign. Then he’d
left the service and messed up his pension so
he said. I don’t know how. Anyway
he didn’t get none. He showed a medal,
however, which had been won by him, or somebody else;
but it hadn’t got no name on it. He was
a great talker and his manners were far ahead of anything
Mary had met with. He’d think nothing of
putting a chair for her, or anything like that; and
while he was storm-bound, he earned his keep and more,
for he was very handy over a lot of little things,
and clever with hosses and so on, and not only would
he keep ’em amused of a night with his songs
and adventures; but he’d do the accounts, or
anything with figures, and he showed my sister how,
in a good few ways she was spending money to poor
purpose. He turned out to be a very clean man
and very well behaved. He didn’t make trouble,
but was all the other way, and when the snow thawed,
he was as busy as a bee helping the men round about
the farm. He made his head save his heels, too,
and was full of devices and inventions.
So when I got over after the worst
was past, to see how they’d come through it,
there was Bob Battle working with the others; and when
I looked him up and down and said; “Who be you
then?” he explained, and told me how Mary had
took him in out of the storm and let him lie in the
linhay; and how Noah had given him a suit of old clothes,
and how much he was beholden to them all. And
they all had a good word for the man, and Mary fairly
simpered, so I thought, when she talked about him.
There was no immediate mention of his going, and when
I asked my sister about it, she said:
“Plenty of time. No doubt
he’ll get about his business in a day or two.”
But, of course, he hadn’t no
business to get about, and though he talked in a vague
sort of way concerning his home in Exeter and a brother
up to Salisbury, it was all rubbish as he afterwards
admitted. He was a tramp, and nothing more, and
the life at Little Sherberton and the good food and
the warm lying at nights, evidently took his fancy.
So he stuck to it, and such was his natural cleverness
and his power of being in the right place at the right
moment that from the first nobody wished him away.
He was always talking of going, and it was always
next Monday morning that he meant to start: but
the time went by and Bob Battle didn’t.
A very cunning man and must have been in farming some
time of his life, for he knew a lot, and all worth
knowing, and I’m not going to deny that he was
useful to me as well as to my sister.
She was as good as a play with Bob,
and me and my wife, and another married party here
and there, often died of laughing to hear her talk
about him. Because the way that an unmarried female
regards the male is fearful and wonderful to the knowing
mind.
Mary spoke of him as if she’d
invented him, and knew his works, like a clockmaker
knows a clock. He interested her something tremendous,
and got to be her only subject presently.
“Mr. Battle was the very man
for a farmer like me,” she said once, “and
I’m sure I thank God’s goodness for sending
him along. He’s a proper bailiff about
the place, and that clever with the men that nobody
quarrels with him. Of course he does nothing
without consulting me; but he’s never mistaken,
and apart from the worldly side of Mr. Battle, there’s
the religious side.”
I hadn’t heard about that and
didn’t expect to, for Mary, though a good straight
woman, as wouldn’t have robbed a lamb of its
milk, or done a crooked act for untold money, wasn’t
religious in the church-going or Bible-reading sense,
same as me and my wife were. In fact she never
went to church, save for a wedding or a funeral; but
it appeared that Mr. Battle set a good bit of store
by it, and when she asked him, if he thought so much
of it, why he didn’t go, he said it was only
his unfortunate state of poverty and his clothes and
boots that kept him away.
“Not that the Lord minds,”
said Bob, “but the churchgoers do, and a pair
of pants like mine ain’t welcomed, except by
the Salvationists; and I don’t hold with that
body.”
So he got a suit of flame new clothes
out of her and a new hat into the bargain; and then
I said that he’d soon be a goner. But I
was wrong, for he stopped and went down to Huccaby
Chapel for holy service twice a Sunday; and what’s
more he kept it up. And then, if you please, my
sister went with him one day; and coming to it with
all the charm of novelty, she took to it very kindly
and got to be a right down church-goer, much to my
satisfaction I’m sure. And her up home five-and-sixty
years old at the time!
To sum up, Bob stayed. She offered
him wages and he took them. Twenty-five shillings
a week and his keep he got out of her after the lambing
season, for with the sheep he proved a fair wonder
same as he done with everything else. And nothing
was a trouble. For a fortnight the man never slept,
save a nod now and again in the house on wheels, where
he dwelt in the valley among the ewes. And old
shepherds, with all the will to flout him, was tongue-tied
afore the man, because of his excellent skill and far-reaching
knowledge.
Mary called him “my bailiff,”
and was terrible proud of him; and he accepted the
position, and always addressed her as “Ma’am”
afore the hands, though “Miss Blake” in
private. And in fulness of time, he called her
“Miss Mary.” The first time he went
so far as that, she came running to me all in a twitter;
but I could see she liked it at heart. She got
to trust him a lot, and though I warned her more than
once, it weren’t easy to say anything against
a man like Battle as steady as you please,
never market-merry, and always ready for church on
Sundays.
When I got to know him pretty well,
I put it to him plain. One August day it was,
when we were going up to Princetown on our ponies to
hear tell about the coming fair.
“What’s your game, Bob?”
I asked the man. “I’m not against
you,” I said, “and I’m not for you.
But you was blowed out of a snow storm remember, and
we’ve only got your word for it that you’re
a respectable man.”
“I never said I was respectable,”
he answered me, “but since you ask, I’ll
be plain with you, Rupert Blake. ’Tis true
I was a soldier and done my duty and fought under
Lord Roberts. But I didn’t like it, and
hated being wounded and was glad to quit. And
after that I kept a shop of all sorts on Salisbury
Plain, till I lost all my little money. Then I
took up farm labourer’s work for a good few
years, and tried to get in along with the people at
a farm. But they wouldn’t promise me nothing
certain for my old age, so I left them and padded
the country a bit. And I liked tramping, owing
to the variety. And I found I could sing well
enough to get a bed and supper most times; and for
three years I kept at it and saw my native country:
towns in winter it was, and villages in summer.
I was on my way to Plymouth when I dropped into Holne,
and Mr. Churchward offered me a bob if I’d travel
to Little Sherberton. And when I arrived there,
and saw how it was, I made up my mind that it would
serve my turn very nice. Then I set out to satisfy
your sister and please her every way I could, because
I’m too old now for the road, and would sooner
ride than walk, and sooner sleep in a bed than under
a haystack.”
“You fell into a proper soft
thing,” I said; but he wouldn’t allow that.
“No,” he answered. “’Tis
a good billet; but nothing to make a fuss about.
Of course for ninety-nine men out of a hundred, it
would be a godsend and above their highest hopes or
deserts; but I’m the hundredth man a
man of very rare gifts and understanding, and full
of accomplishments gathered from the ends of the world.
I’m not saying it ain’t a good home and
a happy one; but I’m free to tell you that the
luck ain’t all on one side; and for your sister
to fall in with me in her declining years was a very
fortunate thing for her; and I don’t think that
Miss Blake would deny it if you was to ask her.”
“In fact you reckon yourself
a proper angel in the house,” I said in my comical
tone of voice. But he didn’t see nothing
very funny in that.
“So I do,” he said.
“It was always my intention to settle down and
be somebody’s right hand man some day; and if
it hadn’t been your sister, it would have been
some other body. I’m built like that,”
he added. “I never did much good for myself,
owing to my inquiring mind and great interest in other
people; but I’ve done good for others more than
once, and shall again.”
“And what about the church-going?”
I asked him. “Is that all ’my eye
and Betty Martin,’ or do you go because you
like going?”
“’Tis a good thing for
the women to go to church,” he answered, “and
your sister is all the better for it, and has often
thanked me for putting her in the way.”
“’Twas more than I could
do, though I’ve often been at her,” I told
the man, admiring his determined character.
And then came the beginning of the
real fun, when Mary turned up at Brownberry after
dark one night in a proper tantara, with her eyes rolling
and her bosom heaving like the waves of the sea.
She’d come over Dart, by the stepping stones a
tricky road for an old woman even by daylight, but
a fair marvel at night.
“God’s my judge!”
began Mary, dropping in the chair by the fire.
“God’s my judge, Rupert and Susan, but
he’s offered marriage!”
“Bob!” I said; and yet
I weren’t so surprised as I pretended to be.
And my wife didn’t even pretend.
“I’ve seen it coming this
longful time, Mary,” she declared. “And
why not?”
“Why not? I wonder at you,
Susan!” my sister answered, all in a flame.
“To think of an old woman like me with
white hair and a foot in the grave!”
“You ain’t got a foot
in the grave!” answered Susan. “In
fact you be peart as a wagtail on both feet else
you’d never have come over they slipper-stones
in the dark so clever. And your hair’s only
white by a trick of nature, and sixty-five ain’t
old on Dartmoor.”
“Nor yet anywhere else,”
I said. “The females don’t throw up
the sponge in their early forties nowadays, like they
used to do. In fact far from it. Didn’t
I see Squire Bellamy’s lady riding astride to
hounds but yesterday week, in male trousers and a
tight coat and her forty-six if a day?
You’re none too old for him, if that was all.”
“But it ain’t all,”
answered Mary. “Why, he offered me his brains
to help out mine, and his strong right arm for me
to lean upon! And he swears to goodness that
he never offered marriage before because
he never found the woman worthy of it and
so on; and all to me! Me a spinster
from my youth up and never a thought of a man!
And now, of course, I’ll be a laughing-stock
to Dartymoor, and a figure of fun for every thoughtless
fool to snigger at.”
“You couldn’t help his
doing it,” I said. “’Tis a free country.”
“And more could he help it,
seemingly,” she answered. “Any way
he swore he was driven to speak. In fact he have
had the thing in his prayers for a fortnight.
’Tis a most ondacent, plaguey prank for love
to play; for surely at our time of life, we ought
to be dead to such things?”
“A man’s never dead to
such things especially a man that’s
been a soldier, or a sailor,” I told my sister;
and Susan said the same, and assured Mary that there
was nothing whatever ondacent to it, silly though
it might be.
Then Mary fired up in her turn and
said there wasn’t nothing whatever silly to
it that she could see. In fact quite the contrary,
and she dared Susan to use the word about her, or
Mr. Battle either. And she rattled on in her
violent and excited way and was on the verge of the
hystericals now and again. And for my life I
couldn’t tell if she was pleased as Punch about
it, or in a proper tearing rage. I don’t
think she knew herself how she felt.
We poured some sloe gin into her and
calmed her down, and then my eldest son took her home;
and when he came back, he said that Bob Battle had
gone to bed.
“I looked in where he sleeps,”
said my son, “and Bob was in his shirt, quite
calm and composed, saying his prayers.”
“Trust him for being calm and
composed,” I said. “None ever saw
him otherwise. He’s a ruler of men for
certain, but whether he’s a ruler of women remains
to be seen for that’s a higher branch
of larning, as we all know.”
Next day I went over and had a tell
with Bob, and he said it weren’t so much my
business as I appeared to think.
“There’s no doubt it flurried
us both a lot,” he told me. “To you,
as an old married man, ’tis nothing; but for
us, bachelor and spinster as we are, it was a great
adventure. But these things will out and I’m
sorry she took it so much to heart. ’Twas
the surprise, I reckon and me green at
the game. However, she’ll get over it give
her time.”
He didn’t offer no apology nor nothing like
that.
“Well,” I said in
two minds what to say “she’ve
made it clear what her feelings were, so I’ll
ask you not to let it occur again.”
“She made it clear her feelings
were very much upheaved,” answered Bob; “but
she didn’t make it clear what her feelings were;
because she didn’t say ‘yes’ and
she didn’t say ‘no.’”
“You don’t understand
nothing about women,” I replied to him, “so
you can take it from me that ’tis no good trying
no more. She’s far too old in her own opinion.
In a word you shocked her. She was shaking like
an aspen leaf when she ran over to me.”
Bob Battle nodded.
“I may have been carried away
and forced it on to her too violent, or I may have
put it wrong,” he said. “’Tis an
interesting subject; but we’d better let it
rest.”
So nothing more was heard of that
affair at the time; though Bob stopped on, and Mary
never once alluded to the thing afterwards. In
fact, it was sinking to a nine days’ wonder
with us, when blessed if she didn’t fly over
once more this time in the middle of a January
afternoon.
“He’s done it again!”
she shouted out to me, where I stood shifting muck
in the yard. “He’s offered himself
again, Rupert! What’s the world coming
to?”
This time she had put on her bonnet
and cloak and, Dart being in spate, she’d got
on her pony and ridden round by the bridge.
She was excited, and her lip bivered
like a baby’s. To get sense out of her
was beyond us, and after she’d talked very wildly
for two hours and gone home again, my wife and me
compared notes about her state; and my wife said that
Mary wasn’t displeased at heart, but rather proud
about it than not; while I felt the contrary, and
believed the man was getting on her nerves.
“’Tis very bad for her
having this sort of thing going on, if ’tis to
become chronic,” I said. “And if Bob
was a self-respecting man, as he claims to be, he
wouldn’t do it. I’m a good bit surprised
at him.”
“She’d send him going
if she didn’t like it,” declared Susan,
and I reminded her that my sister had actually talked
of doing so. But it died down again, and Bob
held on, and I had speech with Noah Sweet and his
wife; and they said that Mary was just as usual and
Bob as busy as a bee.
However, my sister spoke of it off
and on, and when I asked her if the man persecuted
her, and if she wanted my help to thrust him out once
for all, she answered thus:
“You can’t call it persecution,”
she told me, “but often he says of a night,
speaking in general like, that an Englishman never
knows when he’s beat, and things like that;
and when he went to Plymouth, he spent a month of
his money and bought me a ring, with a proper precious
blue stone in it for my sixty-sixth birthday.
And nothing will do but I wear it on my rheumatic
finger. In fact you can’t be even with the
man, and I feel like a bird afore a snake.”
All the same she wouldn’t let
me speak a word to him. She wept a bit, and then
she began to laugh and, in fact, went on about it like
a giglet wench of twenty-five. But my firm impression
continued to be that she was suffering and growing
feared of Battle, and would soon be in the doctor’s
hands for her nerves, if something weren’t done.
I troubled a good bit and tried to
get a definite view out of her, but I failed.
Then I had a go at Bob too; but for the first time
since I had known him, he was a bit short and sharp
like, and what I had to say didn’t interest
him in the least. In fact he told me in so many
words to mind my own business and leave him to mind
his.
Then another busy spring kept us apart
a good bit, till one evening Noah Sweet came up, all
on his own, with a bit of startling news.
“I wasn’t listening,”
he said, “and I should feel a good bit put out
if you thought I was; but passing the parlour door
last Sunday, I heard the man at her again! I
catched the words, ’We’re neither of us
growing any younger, Mary Blake,’ and then I
passed on my way. And coming back a bit later,
with my ear open, out of respect for the missis, I
heard the man kiss her I’ll swear
he did for you can’t mistake the sound
if once you’ve heard it. And she made a
noise like a kettle bubbling over. And so of
course, I felt that it would be doing less than my
duty if I didn’t come over and tell you, because
your sister’s eyes was red as fire at supper
table, and ’twas very clear she’d been
weeping a bucketful about it. And me and my wife
feel ’tis an outrageous thing and something ought
to be done against the man.”
Well, I went over next morning, and
Mary wouldn’t see me! For the only time
in all our lives, she wouldn’t see me. And
first I was properly angry with her, and next, of
course, I thought how ’twas, and guessed the
man had forbidden her to speak to me for fear of my
power over her. Him I couldn’t see neither,
because he was gone to Plymouth. Of course he’d
gone for craft, that I shouldn’t tackle him.
So I left it there, and walked home very much enraged
against Bob Battle. Because I felt it was getting
to be a proper struggle between him and me for Mary;
and that it was about time I set to work against him
in earnest.
The climax happened a week later,
when the Lord’s Day came round again, and we
went to church as usual. Then a proper awful shock
fell on me and my wife.
For at the appointed time, if the
Reverend Batson didn’t ax ’em out!
“Robert Battle, bachelor, and Mary Blake, spinster,
both of this parish,” he said; and so I knew
the old rascal had gone too far at last and guessed
it was time I took him in hand like a man. I remember
getting red-hot all over and feeling a rush of righteous
anger fill my heart; and an angry man will do anything,
so I got up in the eye of all the people an
act very contrary to my nature, I’m sure.
The place swam before my eyes and I was only conscious
of one thing: my wife tugging at my tail to drag
me down. But nought could have shut me up at
that tragical moment, and I spoke with a loud and
steady voice.
“I deny it and defy it, Reverend
Batson,” I said, when he asked if anybody knew
‘just cause’; and the people fluttered
like a flock of geese, and parson made answer:
“Then you will meet me in the
vestry after Divine Service, Farmer Blake,”
he answered, and so went on with his work.
After that I sat down, and my wife
whispered; “Now you’ve done it, you silly
gawk!”
But I was too put about to heed her.
In fact I couldn’t stand no more religion for
the moment, and I rose up and went out, and smoked
my pipe behind the family vault of the Lords of the
Manor, till the people had all got away after service.
And then I came forth and went into the vestry.
But I wasn’t the first, for who should be waiting
for me but my sister, Mary, and Bob Battle himself.
Bob was looking out of the window at the graves, thoughtful
like, and parson was getting out of his robes; but
Mary didn’t wait for them. She let on to
me like a cat-a-mountain, and I never had such a dressing
down from mortal man or woman in all my life as I had
from her that Sunday morning.
“You meddlesome, know-naught,
gert fool!” she said. “How do you
dare to lift your beastly voice in the House of God,
and defy your Maker, and disgrace your family and
come between me and the man I be going to marry?
You’re an insult to the parish and to the nation,”
she screamed out, “and ’tis enough to
make father and mother turn in their graves.”
“I didn’t know you was
to church,” I answered her, “and of course
if you’re pleased ”
“Pleased!” she cried.
“Very like I am pleased! ’Tis a pleasing
sort of thing for a woman to wait for marriage till
she’s in sight of seventy and then hear her
banns defied by her own brother! Of course I’m
pleased quite delighted, I’m sure!
Who wouldn’t be?”
Well, we was three men to one woman,
and little by little we calmed her down with a glass
of cold water and words of wisdom from his Reverence.
Then I apologised to all of them to Mary
first for mistaking her meaning, and to Bob next for
being too busy, and to his holiness most of all for
brawling under the Sacred Roof. But he was an
understanding man and thought nothing of it; and as
to Battle, he had meant to come up that very afternoon,
along with his betrothed wife, to see us. And
it had been Mary’s maidenly idea to let us hear
tell about it in church first to break
the news and spare her blushes.
Well, I went home with my tail a good
bit between my legs, in a manner of speaking; and
my sister so far forgave me as to come to tea that
day fortnight, though not sooner. And she was
cold and terribly standoffish when she did come.
We made it up, however, long before the wedding thanks
to Bob himself; for he bore no malice and confessed
to me in strict privacy after all was over that it
had been a difficult and dangerous business, and that
the Chitral Campaign was a fool to it.
“The thing is to strike the
right note in these matters,” he said. “And
it weren’t till the third time that I struck
it with your sister. Afore that I talked of being
her right hand and protector and so on, and I offered
to be a prop to her declining years, and all that.
And I knew I’d failed almost before the words
were spoken. But the third time I just went for
her all ends up, as if we was boy and girl, and told
her that I loved her, and wanted her for herself,
and wouldn’t take ‘No’ for an answer.
Why God forgive me I even said
I’d throw myself in the river if she refused
again! But there it was: she yielded, and
I kissed her, and she very near fainted with excitement.
And I want you to understand this, Rupert Blake:
I’m not after her stuff, nor her farm, nor nothing
that’s worth a penny to any man. Her will
must be made again, but everything goes back to you
and yours. I only ask to stop along with her
till I’m called: for I’m alone in
the world and shouldn’t like to be thrust out.
And if Mary goes first, then I ordain that you let
me bide to my dying day in comfort out of respect
to her memory. And that’s all I ask or want.”
I didn’t see how the man could
say fairer than that, and more did my wife. And
it all went very suent I’m sure. They was
wedded, and spent eight fairly happy years together,
and Bob knew his place till Mary’s dying day.
He didn’t kill himself with work after he’d
got her; and he wasn’t at church as regular
as of old; but he pleasured her very willing most times,
and was always kind and considerate and attentive;
and if ever they had a word, only them and their Maker
knew about it.
She loved him, and she loved the ring
he put on her finger, and she loved signing herself
“Mary Battle” never tired of
that. And then she died, and he bided on till
he was a very old, ancient man, with my son to help
him. And then he died too, and was buried along
with his wife. He was always self-contained and
self-respecting. He took his luck for granted
and never made no fuss about it; and such was his
character that no man ever envied him his good fortune.
In fact, I do believe that everybody quite agreed
with his own opinion: that he hadn’t got
any more than he deserved if as much.