“Bones,” said Captain
Hamilton, in despair, “you will never be a Napoleon.”
“Dear old sir and brother-officer,”
said Lieutenant Tibbetts, “you are a jolly old
pessimist.”
Bones was by way of being examined
in subjects C and D, for promotion to captaincy, and
Hamilton was the examining officer. By all the
rules and laws and strict regulations which govern
military examinations, Bones had not only failed,
but he had seriously jeopardized his right to his
lieutenancy, if every man had his due.
“Now, let me put this,”
said Hamilton. “Suppose you were in charge
of a company of men, and you were attacked on three
sides, and you had a river behind you on the fourth
side, and you found things were going very hard against
you. What would you do?”
“Dear old sir,” said Bones
thoughtfully, and screwing his face into all manner
of contortions in his effort to secure the right answer,
“I should go and wet my heated brow in the purling
brook, then I’d take counsel with myself.”
“You’d lose,” said
Hamilton, with a groan. “That’s the
last person in the world you should go to for advice,
Bones. Suppose,” he said, in a last desperate
effort to awaken a gleam of military intelligence in
his subordinate’s mind, “suppose you were
trekking through the forest with a hundred rifles,
and you found your way barred by a thousand armed men.
What would you do?”
“Go back,” said Bones,
“and jolly quick, dear old fellow.”
“Go back? What would you
go back for?” asked the other, in astonishment.
“To make my will,” said
Bones firmly, “and to write a few letters to
dear old friends in the far homeland. I have friends,
Ham,” he said, with dignity, “jolly old
people who listen for my footsteps, and to whom my
voice is music, dear old fellow.”
“What other illusions do they
suffer from?” asked Hamilton offensively, closing
his book with a bang. “Well, you will be
sorry to learn that I shall not recommend you for
promotion.”
“You don’t mean that,” said Bones
hoarsely.
“I mean that,” said Hamilton.
“Well, I thought if I had a
pal to examine me, I would go through with flying
colours.”
“Then I am not a pal. You
don’t suggest,” said Hamilton, with ominous
dignity, “that I would defraud the public by
lying as to the qualities of a deficient character?”
“Yes, I do,” said Bones,
nodding vigorously, “for my sake and for the
sake of the child.” The child was that small
native whom Bones had rescued and adopted.
“Not even for the sake of the
child,” said Hamilton, with an air of finality.
“Bones, you’re ploughed.”
Bones did not speak, and Hamilton
gathered together the papers, forms, and paraphernalia
of examination.
He lifted his head suddenly, to discover
that Bones was staring at him. It was no ordinary
stare, but something that was a little uncanny.
“What the dickens are you looking at?”
Bones did not speak. His round
eyes were fixed on his superior in an unwinking glare.
“When I said you had failed,”
said Hamilton kindly, “I meant, of course ”
“That I’d passed,”
muttered Bones excitedly. “Say it, Ham say
it! ’Bones, congratulations, dear old lad’ ”
“I meant,” said Hamilton
coldly, “that you have another chance next month.”
The face of Lieutenant Tibbetts twisted
into a painful contortion. “It didn’t
work!” he said bitterly, and stalked from the
room.
“Rum beggar!” thought Hamilton, and smiled
to himself.
“Have you noticed anything strange
about Bones?” asked Patricia Hamilton the next
day.
Her brother looked at her over his
newspaper. “The strangest thing about Bones
is Bones,” he said, “and that I am compelled
to notice every day of my life.”
She looked up at Sanders, who was
idly pacing the stoep of the Residency. “Have
you, Mr. Sanders?”
Sanders paused. “Beyond
the fact that he is rather preoccupied and stares
at one ”
“That is it,” said the
girl. “I knew I was right he
stares horribly. He has been doing it for a week just
staring. Do you think he is ill?”
“He has been moping in his hut
for the past week,” said Hamilton thoughtfully,
“but I was hoping that it meant that he was swotting
for his exam. But staring I seem to
remember ”
The subject of the discussion made
his appearance at the far end of the square at that
moment, and they watched him. First he walked
slowly towards the Houssa sentry, who shouldered his
arms in salute. Bones halted before the soldier
and stared at him. Somehow, the watchers on the
stoep knew that he was staring there was
something so fixed, so tense in his attitude.
Then, without warning, the sentry’s hand passed
across his body, and the rifle came down to the “present.”
“What on earth is he doing?”
demanded the outraged Hamilton, for sentries do not
present arms to subaltern officers.
Bones passed on. He stopped before
one of the huts in the married lines, and stared at
the wife of Sergeant Abiboo. He stared long and
earnestly, and the woman, giggling uncomfortably,
stared back. Then she began to dance.
“For Heaven’s sake ”
gasped Sanders, as Bones passed on.
“Bones!” roared Hamilton.
Bones turned first his head, then
his body towards the Residency, and made his slow
way towards the group.
“What is happening?” asked Hamilton.
The face of Bones was flushed; there
was triumph in his eye triumph which his
pose of nonchalance could not wholly conceal.
“What is happening, dear old officer?”
he asked innocently, and stared.
“What the dickens are you goggling
at?” demanded Hamilton irritably. “And
please explain why you told the sentry to present arms
to you.”
“I didn’t tell him, dear
old sir and superior captain,” said Bones.
His eyes never left Hamilton’s; he stared with
a fierceness and with an intensity that was little
short of ferocious.
“Confound you, what are you
staring at? Aren’t you well?” demanded
Hamilton wrathfully.
Bones blinked. “Quite well,
sir and comrade,” he said gravely. “Pardon
the question did you feel a curious and
unaccountable inclination to raise your right hand
and salute me?”
“Did I what?” demanded his
dumbfounded superior.
“A sort of itching of the right
arm an almost overpowerin’ inclination
to touch your hat to poor old Bones?”
Hamilton drew a long breath.
“I felt an almost overpowering desire to lift
my foot,” he said significantly.
“Look at me again,” said
Bones calmly. “Fix your eyes on mine an’
think of nothin’. Now shut your eyes.
Now you can’t open ’em.”
“Of course I can open them,”
said Hamilton. “Have you been drinking,
Bones?”
A burst of delighted laughter from
the girl checked Bones’s indignant denial.
“I know!” she cried, clapping her hands.
“Bones is trying to mesmerize you!”
“What?”
The scarlet face of Bones betrayed him.
“Power of the human eye, dear
old sir,” he said hurriedly. “Some
people have it it’s a gift.
I discovered it the other day after readin’ an
article in The Scientific Healer.”
“Phew!” Hamilton whistled.
“So,” he said, with dangerous calm, “all
this staring and gaping of yours means that, does
it? I remember now. When I was examining
you for promotion the other day, you stared. Trying
to mesmerize me?”
“Let bygones be bygones, dear old friend,”
begged Bones.
“And when I asked you to produce
the company pay-sheets, which you forgot to bring
up to date, you stared at me!”
“It’s a gift,” said Bones feebly.
“Oh, Bones,” said the
girl slowly, “you stared at me, too, after I
refused to go picnicking with you on the beach.”
“All’s fair in love an’
war,” said Bones vaguely. “It’s
a wonderful gift.”
“Have you ever mesmerized anybody?”
asked Hamilton curiously, and Bones brightened up.
“Rather, dear old sir,”
he said. “Jolly old Ali, my secretary goes
off in a regular trance on the slightest provocation.
Fact, dear old Ham.”
Hamilton clapped his hands, and his
orderly, dozing in the shade of the verandah, rose
up. “Go, bring Ali Abid,” said Hamilton.
And when the man had gone: “Are you under
the illusion that you made the sentry present arms
to you, and Abiboo’s woman dance for you, by
the magic of your eye?”
“You saw,” said the complacent
Bones. “It’s a wonderful gift, dear
old Ham. As soon as I read the article, I tried
it on Ali. Got him, first pop!”
The girl was bubbling with suppressed
laughter, and there was a twinkle in Sanders’s
eye. “I recall that you saw me in connection
with shooting leave in the N’gombi.”
“Yes, sir and Excellency,” said the miserable
Bones.
“And I said that I thought it
inadvisable, because of the trouble in the bend of
the Isisi River.”
“Yes, Excellency and sir,” agreed Bones
dolefully.
“And then you stared.”
“Did I, dear old Did I, sir?”
His embarrassment was relieved by
the arrival of Ali. So buoyant a soul had Bones,
that from the deeps of despair into which he was beginning
to sink he rose to heights of confidence, not to say
self-assurance, that were positively staggering.
“Miss Patricia, ladies and gentlemen,”
said Bones briskly, “we have here Ali Abid,
confidential servant and faithful retainer. I
will now endeavour to demonstrate the power of the
human eye.”
He met the stolid gaze of Ali and
stared. He stared terribly and alarmingly, and
Ali, to do him justice, stared back.
“Close your eyes,” commanded
Bones. “You can’t open them, can you?”
“Sir,” said Ali, “optics
of subject are hermetically sealed.”
“I will now put him in a trance,”
said Bones, and waved his hand mysteriously.
Ali rocked backward and forward, and would have fallen
but for the supporting arm of the demonstrator.
“He is now insensible to pain,” said Bones
proudly.
“Lend me your hatpin, Pat,” said Hamilton.
“I will now awaken him,”
said Bones hastily, and snapped his fingers.
Ali rose to his feet with great dignity. “Thank
you, Ali; you may go,” said his master, and
turned, ready to receive the congratulations of the
party.
“Do you seriously believe that
you mesmerized that humbug?”
Bones drew himself erect. “Sir
and captain,” he said stiffly, “do you
suggest I am a jolly old impostor? You saw the
sentry, sir, you saw the woman, sir.”
“And I saw Ali,” said
Hamilton, nodding, “and I’ll bet he gave
the sentry something and the woman something to play
the goat for you.”
Bones bowed slightly and distantly.
“I cannot discuss my powers, dear old sir; you
realize that there are some subjects too delicate to
broach except with kindred spirits. I shall continue
my studies of psychic mysteries undeterred by the
cold breath of scepticism.” He saluted
everybody, and departed with chin up and shoulders
squared, a picture of offended dignity.
That night Sanders lay in bed, snuggled
up on his right side, which meant that he had arrived
at the third stage of comfort which precedes that
fading away of material life which men call sleep.
Half consciously he listened to the drip, drip, drip
of rain on the stoep, and promised himself that he
would call upon Abiboo in the morning, to explain the
matter of a choked gutter, for Abiboo had sworn, by
the Prophet and certain minor relatives of the Great
One, that he had cleared every bird’s nest from
the ducts about the Residency.
Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip!
Sanders sank with luxurious leisure into the nothingness
of the night.
Drip-tap, drip-tap, drip-tap!
He opened his eyes slowly, slid one
leg out of bed, and groped for his slippers.
He slipped into the silken dressing-gown which had
been flung over the end of the bed, corded it about
him, and switched on the electric light. Then
he passed out into the big common room, with its chairs
drawn together in overnight comradeship, and the solemn
tick of the big clock to emphasize the desolation.
He paused a second to switch on the lights, then went
to the door and flung it open.
“Enter!” he said in Arabic.
The man who came in was naked, save
for a tarboosh on his head and a loin-cloth about
his middle. His slim body shone with moisture,
and where he stood on the white matting were two little
pools. Kano from his brown feet to the soaked
fez, he stood erect with that curious assumption of
pride and equality which the Mussulman bears with less
offence to his superiors than any other race.
“Peace on this house,” he said, raising
his hand.
“Speak, Ahmet,” said Sanders,
dropping into a big chair and stretching back, with
his clasped hands behind his head. He eyed the
man gravely and without resentment, for no spy would
tap upon his window at night save that the business
was a bad one.
“Lord,” said the man,
“it is shameful that I should wake your lordship
from your beautiful dream, but I came with the river."
He looked down at his master, and in the way of certain
Kano people, who are dialecticians to a man, he asked:
“Lord, it is written in the Sura of Ya-Sin,
‘To the sun it is not given to overtake the moon ’”
“’Nor doth the night outstrip
the day; but each in his own sphere doth journey on,’”
finished Sanders patiently. “Thus also begins
the Sura of the Cave: ’Praise be to God,
Who hath sent down the book to his servant, and hath
put no crookedness into it.’ Therefore,
Ahmet, be plain to me, and leave your good speeches
till you meet the abominable Sufi.”
The man sank to his haunches.
“Lord,” he said, “from the bend of
the river, where the Isisi divides the land of the
N’gombi from the lands of the Good Chief, I
came, travelling by day and night with the river, for
many strange things have happened which are too wonderful
for me. This Chief Busesi, whom all men call
good, has a daughter by his second wife. In the
year of the High Crops she was given to a stranger
from the forest, him they call Gufuri-Bululu, and
he took her away to live in his hut.”
Sanders sat up. “Go on, man,” he
said.
“Lord, she has returned and
performs wonderful magic,” said the man, “for
by the wonder of her eyes she can make dead men live
and live men die, and all people are afraid.
Also, lord, there was a wise man in the forest, who
was blind, and he had a daughter who was the prop and
staff of him, and because of his wisdom, and because
she hated all who rivalled her, the woman D’rona
Gufuri told certain men to seize the girl and hold
her in a deep pool of water until she was dead.”
“This is a bad palaver,”
said Sanders; “but you shall tell me what you
mean by the wonder of her eyes.”
“Lord,” said the man,
“she looks upon men, and they do her will.
Now, it is her will that there shall be a great dance
on the Rind of the Moon, and after she shall send
the spears of the people of Busesi who is
old and silly, and for this reason is called good against
the N’gombi folk.”
“Oh,” said Sanders, biting
his lip in thought, “by the wonder of her eyes!”
“Lord,” said the man,
“even I have seen this, for she has stricken
men to the ground by looking at them, and some she
has made mad, and others foolish.”
Sanders turned his head at a noise
from the doorway. The tall figure of Hamilton
stood peering sleepily at the light.
“I heard your voice,”
he said apologetically. “What is the trouble?”
Briefly Sanders related the story the man had told.
“Wow!” said Hamilton, in a paroxysm of
delight.
“What’s wrong?”
“Bones!” shouted Hamilton.
“Bones is the fellow. Let him go up and
subdue her with his eye. He’s the very fellow.
I’ll go over and call him, sir.”
He hustled into his clothing, slipped
on a mackintosh, and, making his way across the dark
square, admitted himself to the sleeping-hut of Lieutenant
Tibbetts. By the light of his electric torch he
discovered the slumberer. Bones lay on his back,
his large mouth wide open, one thin leg thrust out
from the covers, and he was making strange noises.
Hamilton found the lamp and lit it, then he proceeded
to the heart-breaking task of waking his subordinate.
“Up, you lazy devil!” he shouted, shaking
Bones by the shoulder.
Bones opened his eyes and blinked
rapidly. “On the word ‘One!’”
he said hoarsely, “carry the left foot ten inches
to the left front, at the same time bringing the rifle
to a horizontal position at the right side. One!”
“Wake up, wake up, Bones!”
Bones made a wailing noise. It
was the noise of a mother panther who has returned
to her lair to discover that her offspring have been
eaten by wild pigs. “Whar-r-ow-ow!”
he said, and turned over on his right side.
Hamilton pocketed his torch, and,
lifting Bones bodily from the bed, let him fall with
a thud.
Bones scrambled up, staring.
“Gentlemen of the jury,” he said, “I
stand before you a ruined man. Drink has been
my downfall, as the dear old judge remarked.
I did kill Wilfred Morgan, and I plead the unwritten
law.” He saluted stiffly, collapsed on to
his pillow, and fell instantly into a deep child-like
sleep.
Hamilton groaned. He had had
occasion to wake Bones from his beauty sleep before,
but he had never been as bad as this. He took
a soda siphon from the little sideboard and depressed
the lever, holding the outlet above his victim’s
head.
Bones leapt up with a roar. “Hello,
Ham!” he said quite sanely. “Well
dear old officer, this is the finish! You stand
by the lifeboat an’ shoot down anybody who attempts
to leave the ship before the torpedoes are saved.
I’m goin’ down into the hold to have a
look at the women an’ children.”
He saluted, and was stepping out into the wet night,
when Hamilton caught his arm.
“Steady, the Buffs, my sleeping
beauty! Dress yourself. Sanders wants you.”
Bones nodded. “I’ll
just drive over and see him,” he said, climbed
back into bed, and was asleep in a second.
Hamilton put out the light and went
back to the Residency. “I hadn’t
the heart to cut his ear off,” he said regretfully.
“I’m afraid we shan’t be able to
consult Bones till the morning.”
Sanders nodded. “Anyway,
I will wait for the morning. I have told Abiboo
to get stores and wood aboard, and to have steam in
the Zaïre. Let us emulate Bones.”
“Heaven forbid!” said Hamilton piously.
Bones came blithely to breakfast,
a dapper and a perfectly groomed figure. He received
the news of the ominous happenings in the N’gombi
country with that air of profound solemnity which so
annoyed Hamilton.
“I wish you had called me in
the night,” he said gravely. “Dear
old officer, I think it was due to me.”
“Called you! Called you!
Why why ” spluttered
Hamilton.
“In fact, we did call you Bones,
but we could not wake you,” smoothed Sanders.
A look of amazement spread over the
youthful face of Lieutenant Tibbetts. “You
called me?” he asked incredulously. “Called
me?”
“You!” hissed Hamilton.
“I not only called you, but I kicked you.
I poured water on you, and I chucked you up to the
roof of the hut and dropped you.”
A faint but unbelieving smile from
Bones. “Are you sure it was me, dear old
officer?” he asked, and Hamilton choked.
“I only ask,” said Bones, turning blandly
to the girl, “because I’m a notoriously
light sleeper, dear old Miss Patricia. The slightest
stir wakes me, and instantly I’m in possession
of all my faculties. Bosambo calls me ‘Eye-That-Never-Shuts ’”
“Bosambo is a notorious leg-puller,”
interrupted Hamilton irritably. “Really,
Bones ”
“Often, dear old Sister,”
Bones went on impressively, “campin’ out
in the forest, an’ sunk in the profound sleep
which youth an’ a good conscience brings, something
has wakened me, an’ I’ve jumped to my feet,
a revolver in my hand, an’ what do you think
it was?”
“A herd of wild elephants walking
on your chest?” suggested Hamilton.
“What do you think it was, dear
old Patricia miss?” persisted Bones, and interrupted
her ingenious speculation in his usual aggravating
manner: “The sound of a footstep breakin’
a twig a hundred yards away!”
“Wonderful!” sneered Hamilton,
stirring his coffee. “Bones, if you could
only spell, what a novelist you’d be!”
“The point is,” said Sanders,
with good-humoured patience, which brought, for some
curious reason, a warm sense of intimacy to the girl,
“you’ve got to go up and try your eye on
the woman D’rona Gufuri.”
Bones leant back in his chair and
spoke with deliberation and importance, for he realized
that he, and only he, could supply a solution to the
difficulties of his superiors.
“The power of the human eye,
when applied by a jolly old scientist to a heathen,
is irresistible. You may expect me down with the
prisoner in four days.”
“She may be more trouble than
you expect,” said Sanders seriously. “The
longer one lives in native lands, the less confident
can one be. There have been remarkable cases
of men possessing the power which this woman has ”
“And which I have, sir an’
Excellency, to an extraordinary extent,” interrupted
Bones firmly. “Have no fear.”
Thirty-six hours later Bones stood
before the woman D’rona Gufuri.
“Lord,” said the woman,
“men speak evilly of me to Sandi, and now you
have come to take me to the Village of Irons.”
“That is true, D’rona,”
said Bones, and looked into her eyes.
“Lord,” said the woman,
speaking slowly, “you shall go back to Sandi
and say, ’I have not seen the woman D’rona’ for,
lord, is this not truth?”
“I’wa! I’wa!” muttered
Bones thickly.
“You cannot see me Tibbetti,
and I am not here,” said the woman, and she
spoke before the assembled villagers, who stood, knuckles
to teeth, gazing awe-stricken upon the scene.
“I cannot see you,” said Bones sleepily.
“And now you cannot hear me, lord?”
Bones did not reply.
The woman took him by the arm and
led him through the patch of wood which fringes the
river and separates beach from village. None followed
them; even the two Houssas who formed the escort of
Lieutenant Tibbetts stayed rooted to the spot.
Bones passed into the shadow of the
trees, the woman’s hand on his arm. Then
suddenly from the undergrowth rose a lank figure, and
D’rona of the Magic Eye felt a bony hand at
her throat. She laughed.
“O man, whoever you be, look
upon me in this light, and your strength shall melt.”
She twisted round to meet her assailant’s
face, and shrieked aloud, for he was blind. And
Bones stood by without moving, without seeing or hearing,
whilst the strong hands of the blind witch-doctor,
whose daughter she had slain, crushed the life from
her body.
“Of course, sir,” explained
Bones, “you may think she mesmerized me.
On the other hand, it is quite possible that she acted
under my influence. It’s a moot point,
sir an’ Excellency jolly moot!”