PARADOXES
For myself, most excellent Sirs, when,
choosing out of many hérésies, I think over in
my mind certain portentous errors of self-opinionated
men, errors that it will be incumbent on me to refute,
I should condemn myself of want of spirit and discernment
if in this trial of strength I were to be afraid of
any man’s ability or powers. Let him be
able, let him be eloquent, let him be a practised
disputant, let him be a devourer of all books, still
his thought must dry up and his utterance fail him
when he shall have to maintain such impossible positions
as these. For we shall dispute, if perchance
they will allow us, on God, on Christ, on Man, on
Sin, on Justice, on Sacraments, on Morals. I
shall see whether they will dare to speak out what
they think, and what under the constraint of their
situation they publish in their miserable writings.
I will take care that they know these maxims of their
teachers: “God is the author and cause
of evil, willing it, suggesting it, effecting it,
commanding it, working it out, and guiding the guilty
counsels of the wicked to this end. As the call
of Paul, so the adultery of David, and the wickedness
of the traitor Judas, was God’s own work”
(Calvin, Institut i 18; ii 4; iii 23, 24).
This monstrous doctrine, of which Philip Melanchthon
was for once ashamed, Luther however, of whom Philip
had learned it, extols as an oracle from heaven with
wonderful praises, and on that score puts his foster-child
all but on an equality, with the Apostle Paul (Luther,
De servo arbitrio). I will also enquire
what was in Luther’s mind, whom the English
Calvinists pronounce to be “a man given of God
for the enlightenment of the world,” when he
wished to take this versicle out of the Church’s
prayers, “Holy Trinity, one God, have mercy
on us.”
I will proceed to the person of Christ
I will ask what these words, “Christ the Son
of God, God of God,” mean to Calvin, who says,
“God of Himself” (Instit i 13);
or to Beza, who says, “He is not begotten of
the essence of the Father” (Beza in Josue, n, 24). Again. Let there be set up two hypostate
unions in Christ, one of His soul with His flesh,
the other of His Divinity with His Humanity (Beza,
Contra Schmidel). The passage in John
, I and the Father are one, does not show
Christ to be God, consubstantial with God the Father
(Calvin on John x.), the fact is, says Luther, “my
soul hates this word, homousion.” Go
on. Christ was not perfect in grace from His infancy,
but grew in gifts of the soul like other men, and
by experience daily became wiser, so that as a little
child He laboured under ignorance (Melanchthon on
the gospel for first Sunday after Epiphany).
Which is as much as to say that He was defiled with
the stain and vice of original sin. But observe
still more direful utterances. When Christ, praying
in the Garden, was streaming with a sweat of water
and blood, He shuddered under a sense of eternal damnation,
He uttered an irrational cry, an unspiritual cry, a
sudden cry prompted by the force of His distress,
which He quickly checked as not sufficiently premeditated
(Marlorati in Matth. xxvi ; Calvin in Harm.
Evangel.). Is there anything further?
Attend. When Christ Crucified exclaimed, My
God, my God, why hast Thou forsaken me, He was
on fire with the flames of hell, He uttered a cry
of despair, He felt exactly as if nothing were before
Him but to perish in everlasting death (Calvin in
Harm. Evangel.). To this also let them
add something, if they can. Christ, they say,
descended into hell, that is, when dead, He tasted
hell not otherwise than do the damned souls, except
that He was destined to be restored to Himself:
for since by His mere bodily death He would have profited
us nothing, He needed in soul also to struggle with
everlasting death, and in this way to pay the debt
of our crime and our punishment And lest any
one might haply suspect that this theory had stolen
upon Calvin unawares, the same Calvin calls all
of you who have repelled this doctrine, full as it
is of comfort, God-forsaken boobies (Institut
ii 16). Times, times, what a monster you have
reared! That delicate and royal Blood, which
ran in a flood from the lacerated and torn Body of
the innocent Lamb, one little drop of which Blood,
for the dignity of the Victim, might have redeemed
a thousand worlds, availed the human race nothing,
unless the mediator of God and men, the man Christ
Jesus (I Tim. ii 5) had borne also the second
death (Apoc x, the death of the soul, the
death to grace, that accompaniment only of sin and
damnable blasphemy! In comparison with this insanity,
Bucer, impudent fellow that he is, will appear modest,
for he (on Matth. xxvi ), by an explanation very preposterous,
or rather, an inept and stupid tautology, takes hell
in the creed to mean the tomb Of the Anglican
sectaries, some are wont to adhere to their idol, Calvin,
others to their great master, Bucer; some also murmur
in an undertone against this article, wishing that
it may be quietly removed altogether from the Creed,
that it may give no more trouble. Nay, this was
actually tried in a meeting at London, as I remember
being told by one who was present, Richard Cheyne,
a miserable old man, who was badly mauled by robbers
outside, and, for all that, never entered his father’s
house.
And thus far of Christ What
of Man? The image of God is utterly blotted out
in man, not the slightest spark of good is left:
his whole nature in all the parts of his soul is so
thoroughly overturned that, even after he is born
again and sanctified in baptism, there is nothing
whatever within him but mere corruption and contagion.
What does this lead up to? That they who mean
to seize glory by faith alone may wallow in the filth
of every turpitude, may accuse nature, despair of
virtue, and discharge themselves of the commandments
(Calvin, Instit ii 3). To this, Illyricus,
the standard-bearer of the Magdeburg company, has
added his own monstrous teaching about original sin,
which he makes out to be the innermost substance of
souls, whom, since Adam’s fall, the devil himself
engenders and transforms into himself. This also
is a received maxim in this scum of evil doctrine,
that all sins are equal, yet with this qualification
(not to revive the Stoics), “if sins are weighed
in the judgment of God.” As if God, the
most equitable judge, were to add to our burden rather
than lighten it; and, for all His justice, were to
exaggerate and make it what it is not in itself.
By this estimation, as heavy an offence would be committed
against God, judging in all severity, by the innkeeper
who has killed a barn-door cock, when he should not
have done, as by that infamous assassin who, his head
full of Beza, stealthily slew by the shot of a musket
the French hero, the Duke of Guise, a Prince of admirable
virtue, than which crime our world has seen in our
age nothing more deadly, nothing more lamentable.
But perchance they who are so severe
in the matter of sin philosophise magnificently on
divine grace, as able to bring succour and remedy
to this evil. Fine indeed is the function which
they assign to grace, which their ranting preachers
say is neither infused into our hearts, nor strong
enough to resist sin, but lies wholly outside of us,
and consists in the mere favour of God, a favour which does not amend the wicked, nor cleanse,
nor illuminate, nor enrich them, but, leaving still
the old stinking ordure of their sin, dissembles it
by God’s connivance, that it be not counted
unsightly and hateful. And with this their invention
they are so delighted that, with them, even Christ
is not otherwise called full of grace and truth
than inasmuch as God the Father has borne wonderful
favour to Him (Bucer on John i: Brent ho
on John).
What sort of thing then is righteousness?
A relation. It is not made up of faith, hope
and charity, vesting the soul in their splendour;
it is only a hiding away of guilt, such that, whoever
has seized upon this righteousness by faith alone,
he is as sure of salvation as though he were already
enjoying the unending joy of heaven. Well, let
this dream pass: but how can one be sure of future
perseverance, in the absence of which a man’s
exit would be most miserable, though for a time he
had observed righteousness purely and piously?
Nay, says Calvin (Instit iii 2), unless this
your faith foretells you your perseverance assuredly,
without possibility of hallucination, it must be cast
aside as vain and feeble. I recognise the disciple
of Luther A Christian, said Luther (De captivitate
Babylonis), cannot lose his salvation, even if
he wanted, except by refusing to believe.
I hasten to pass on to the Sacraments.
None, none, not two, not one, O holy Christ, have
they left Their bread is poison; and as for
their baptism, though it is still true baptism, nevertheless
in their judgment it is nothing, it is not a wave
of salvation, it is not a channel of grace, it does
not apply to us the merits of Christ, it is a mere
token of salvation (Calvin, Instit iv 15).
Thus they have made no more of the baptism of Christ,
so far as the nature of the thing goes, than of the
ceremony of John. If you have it, it is well;
if you go without it, there is no loss suffered; believe,
you are saved, before you are washed. What then
of infants, who, unless they are aided by the virtue
of the Sacrament, poor little things, gain nothing
by any faith of their own? Rather than allow
anything to the Sacrament of baptism, say the Magdeburg Centuriators (Cent v 4.), let us grant that there
is faith in the infants themselves, enough to save
them; and that the said babies are aware of certain
secret stirrings of this faith, albeit they are not
yet aware whether they are alive or not A hard
nut to crack! If this is so very hard, listen
to Luther’s remedy. It is better, he says
(Advers. Cochl.), to omit the baptism;
since, unless the infant believes, to no purpose is
it washed. This is what they say, doubtful in
mind what absolutely to affirm. Therefore let
Balthasar Pacimontanus step in to sort the votes.
This father of the Anabaptists, unable to assign to
infants any stirring of faith, approved Luther’s
suggestion; and, casting infant baptism out of the
churches, resolved to wash at the sacred font none
who was not grown up For the rest of the Sacraments, though that
many headed beast utters many insults, yet, seeing that they are now of daily
occurrence, and our ears have grown callous to them, I here pass them over
There remain the sayings of the heretics
concerning life and morals, the noxious goblets which
Luther has vomited on his pages, that out of the filthy
hovel of his one breast he might breathe pestilence
upon his readers. Listen patiently, and blush,
and pardon me the recital. If the wife will not,
or cannot, let the handmaid come (Serm. de matrimon.);
seeing that commerce with a wife is as necessary to
every man as food, drink, and sleep Matrimony
is much more excellent than virginity. Christ
and Paul dissuaded men from virginity (Liber de
vot evangel.). But perhaps these doctrines
are peculiar to Luther They are not They
have been lately defended by my friend Chark but miserably
and timidly. Do you wish to hear any more?
Certainly. The more wicked you, are, he says,
the nearer you are to grace (Serm. de. pisc
Petri). All good actions are sins, in God’s
judgment, mortal sins; in God’s mercy, venial.
No one thinks evil of his own will. The Ten Commandments
are nothing to Christians. God cares nought at
all about our works. They alone rightly partake
of the Lord’s Supper, who bury consciences sad,
afflicted, troubled, confused, erring. Sins are
to be confessed, but to anyone you like; and if he
absolves you even in joke, provided you believe, you
are absolved. To read the Hours of the Divine
Office is not the function of priests, but of laymen.
Christians are free from the enactments of men (Luther,
De servo arbitrio, De captivilate Babylon).
I think I have stirred up this puddle
sufficiently. I now finish. Nor must you
think me unfair for having turned my argument against
Lutherans and Zwinglians indiscriminately. For,
remembering their common parentage, they wish to be
brothers and friends to one another; and they take
it as a grave affront, whenever any distinction is
drawn between them in any point but one. I am
not of consequence enough to claim for myself so much
as an undistinguished place among the select theologians
who at this day have declared war on hérésies:
but this I know, that, puny as I am, I run no risk
while, supported by the grace of Christ, I shall do
battle, with the aid of heaven and earth, against such
fabrications as these, so odious, so tasteless, so
stupid.