The editor paid for the lunch (as
editors do). He lighted his seventh cigarette
and leaned back. The conversation, which had zigzagged
from the war to Zuloaga, and from Rasputin the Monk
to the number of miles a Darrow would go on a gallon,
narrowed down to the thin, straight line of business.
“Now don’t misunderstand.
Please! We’re not presuming to dictate.
Dear me, no! We have always felt that the writer
should be free to express that which is in his ah heart.
But in the last year we’ve been swamped with
these drab, realistic stories. Strong, relentless
things, you know, about dishwashers, with a lot of
fine detail about the fuzz of grease on the rim of
the pan. And then those drear and hopeless ones
about fallen sisters who end it all in the East River.
The East River must be choked up with ’em.
Now, I know that life is real, life is earnest, and
I’m not demanding a happy ending, exactly.
But if you could that is would
you do you see your way at all clear to
giving us a fairly cheerful story? Not necessarily
Glad, but not so darned Russian, if you get me.
Not pink, but not all grey either. Say mauve.”
...
That was Josie Fifer’s existence.
Mostly grey, with a dash of pink. Which makes
mauve.
Unless you are connected (which you
probably are not) with the great firm of Hahn & Lohman,
theatrical producers, you never will have heard of
Josie Fifer.
There are things about the theatre
that the public does not know. A statement, at
first blush, to be disputed. The press agent,
the special writer, the critic, the magazines, the
Sunday supplement, the divorce courts what
have they left untold? We know the make of car
Miss Billboard drives; who her husbands are and were;
how much the movies have offered her; what she wears,
reads, says, thinks, and eats for breakfast.
Snapshots of author writing play at place on Hudson;
pictures of the play in rehearsal; of the director
directing it; of the stage hands rewriting it long
before the opening night we know more about the piece
than does the playwright himself, and are ten times
less eager to see it.
Josie Fifer’s knowledge surpassed
even this. For she was keeper of the ghosts of
the firm of Hahn & Lohman. Not only was she present
at the birth of a play; she officiated at its funeral.
She carried the keys to the closets that housed the
skeletons of the firm. When a play died of inanition,
old age, or as was sometimes the case before
it was born, it was Josie Fifer who laid out its remains
and followed it to the grave.
Her notification of its demise would come thus:
“Hello, Fifer! This is
McCabe” (the property man of H. & L. at the
phone).
“Well?”
“A little waspish this morning, aren’t
you, Josephine?”
“I’ve got twenty-five
bathing suits for the N ‘Ataboy’ company
to mend and clean and press before five this afternoon.
If you think I’m going to stand here wasting
my ”
“All right, all right!
I just wanted to tell you that ‘My Mistake’
closes Saturday. The stuff’ll be up Monday
morning early.”
A sardonic laugh from Josie.
“And yet they say ‘What’s in a name!’”
The unfortunate play had been all
that its title implies. Its purpose was to star
an actress who hadn’t a glint. Her second-act
costume alone had cost $700, but even Russian sable
bands can’t carry a bad play. The critics
had pounced on it with the savagery of their kind and
hacked it, limb from limb, leaving its carcass to
rot under the pitiless white glare of Broadway.
The dress with the Russian sable bands went the way
of all Hahn & Lohman tragedies. Josie Fifer received
it, if not reverently, still appreciatively.
“I should think Sid Hahn would
know by this time,” she observed sniffily, as
her expert fingers shook out the silken folds and smoothed
the fabulous fur, “that auburn hair and a gurgle
and a Lucille dress don’t make a play.
Besides, Fritzi Kirke wears the biggest shoe of any
actress I ever saw. A woman with feet like that” she
picked up a satin slipper, size 7-1/2 C “hasn’t
any business on the stage. She ought to travel
with a circus. Here, Etta. Hang this away
in D, next to the amethyst blue velvet, and be sure
and lock the door.”
McCabe had been right. A waspish wit was Josie’s.
The question is whether to reveal
to you now where it was that Josie Fifer reigned thus,
queen of the cast-offs; or to take you back to the
days that led up to her being there the
days when she was Jose Fyfer on the programme.
Her domain was the storage warehouse
of Hahn & Lohman, as you may have guessed. If
your business lay Forty-third Street way, you might
have passed the building a hundred times without once
giving it a seeing glance. It was not Forty-third
Street of the small shops, the smart crowds, and the
glittering motors. It was the Forty-third lying
east of the Grand Central sluice gates; east of fashion;
east, in a word, of Fifth Avenue a great
square brick building smoke-grimed, cobwebbed, and
having the look of a cold-storage plant or a car barn
fallen into disuse; dusty, neglected, almost eerie.
Yet within it lurks Romance, and her sombre sister
Tragedy, and their antic brother Comedy, the cut-up.
A worn flight of wooden steps leads
up from the sidewalk to the dim hallway; a musty-smelling
passage wherein you are met by a genial sign which
reads:
“No admittance. Keep out. This means
you.”
To confirm this, the eye, penetrating
the gloom, is confronted by a great blank metal door
that sheathes the elevator. To ride in that elevator
is to know adventure, so painfully, so protestingly,
with such creaks and jerks and lurchings does it pull
itself from floor to floor, like an octogenarian who,
grunting and groaning, hoists himself from his easy-chair
by slow stages that wring a protest from ankle, knee,
hip, back and shoulder. The corkscrew stairway,
broken and footworn though it is, seems infinitely
less perilous.
First floor second third fourth.
Whew! And there you are in Josie Fifer’s
kingdom a great front room, unexpectedly
bright and even cosy with its whir of sewing machines:
tables, and tables, and tables, piled with orderly
stacks of every sort of clothing, from shoes to hats,
from gloves to parasols; and in the room beyond this,
and beyond that, and again beyond that, row after
row of high wooden cabinets stretching the width of
the room, and forming innumerable aisles. All
of Bluebeard’s wives could have been tucked
away in one corner of the remotest and least of these,
and no one the wiser. All grimly shut and locked,
they are, with the key in Josie’s pocket.
But when, at the behest of McCabe, or sometimes even
Sid Hahn himself, she unlocked and opened one of these
doors, what treasures hung revealed! What shimmer
and sparkle and perfume and moth balls!
The long-tailed electric light bulb held high in one
hand, Josie would stand at the door like a priestess
before her altar.
There they swung, the ghosts and the
skeletons, side by side. You remember that slinking
black satin snakelike sheath that Gita Morini wore
in “Little Eyolf”? There it dangles,
limp, invertebrate, yet how eloquent! No other
woman in the world could have worn that gown, with
its unbroken line from throat to hem, its smooth, high,
black satin collar, its writhing tail that went slip-slip-slipping
after her. In it she had looked like a sleek
and wicked python that had fasted for a long, long
time.
Dresses there are that have made stage
history. Surely you remember the beruffled, rose-strewn
confection in which the beautiful Elsa Marriott swam
into our ken in “Mississipp’”?
She used to say, wistfully, that she always got a
hand on her entrance in that dress. It was due
to the sheer shock of delight that thrilled audience
after audience as it beheld her loveliness enhanced
by this floating, diaphanous tulle cloud. There
it hangs, time-yellowed, its pristine freshness vanished
quite, yet as fragrant with romance as is the sere
and withered blossom of a dead white rose pressed
within the leaves of a book of love poems. Just
next it, incongruously enough, flaunt the wicked froufrou
skirts and the low-cut bodice and the wasp waist of
the abbreviated costume in which Cora Kassell used
so generously to display her charms. A rich and
portly society matron of Pittsburgh now she
whose name had been a synonym for pulchritude these
thirty years; she who had had more cold creams, hats,
cigars, corsets, horses, and lotions named for her
than any woman in history! Her ample girth would
have wrought sad havoc with that eighteen-inch waist
now. Gone are the chaste curves of the slim white
silk legs that used to kick so lithely from the swirl
of lace and chiffon. Yet there it hangs, pertly
pathetic, mute evidence of her vanished youth, her
delectable beauty, and her unblushing confidence in
those same.
Up one aisle and down the next velvet,
satin, lace and broadcloth here the costume
the great Canfield had worn in Richard III; there the
little cocked hat and the slashed jerkin in which
Maude Hammond, as Peterkins, winged her way to fame
up through the hearts of a million children whose
ages ranged from seven to seventy. Brocades and
ginghams; tailor suits and peignoirs; puffed
sleeves and tight dramatic history, all,
they spelled failure, success, hope, despair, vanity,
pride, triumph, decay. Tragic ghosts, over which
Josie Fifer held grim sway!
Have I told you that Josie Fifer,
moving nimbly about the great storehouse, limped as
she went? The left leg swung as a normal leg
should. The right followed haltingly, sagging
at hip and knee. And that brings us back to the
reason for her being where she was. And what.
The story of how Josie Fifer came
to be mistress of the cast-off robes of the firm of
Hahn & Lohman is one of those stage tragedies that
never have a public performance. Josie had been
one of those little girls who speak pieces at chicken-pie
suppers held in the basement of the Presbyterian church.
Her mother had been a silly, idle woman addicted to
mother hubbards and paper-backed novels about the house.
Her one passion was the theatre, a passion that had
very scant opportunity for feeding in Wapello, Iowa.
Josie’s piece-speaking talent was evidently a
direct inheritance. Some might call it a taint.
Two days before one of Josie’s
public appearances her mother would twist the child’s
hair into innumerable rag curlers that stood out in
grotesque, Topsy-like bumps all over her fair head.
On the eventful evening each rag chrysalis would burst
into a full-blown butterfly curl. In a pale-blue,
lace-fretted dress over a pale-blue slip, made in what
her mother called “Empire style,” Josie
would deliver herself of “Entertaining Big Sister’s
Beau” and other sophisticated classics with
an incredible ease and absence of embarrassment.
It wasn’t a definite boldness in her. She
merely liked standing there before all those people,
in her blue dress and her toe slippers, speaking her
pieces with enhancing gestures taught her by her mother
in innumerable rehearsals.
Any one who has ever lived in Wapello,
Iowa, or its equivalent, remembers the old opera house
on the corner of Main and Elm, with Schroeder’s
drug store occupying the first floor. Opera never
came within three hundred miles of Wapello, unless
it was the so-called comic kind. It was before
the day of the ubiquitous moving-picture theatre that
has since been the undoing of the one-night stand
and the ten-twenty-thirty stock company. The old
red-brick opera house furnished unlimited thrills
for Josie and her mother. From the time Josie
was seven she was taken to see whatever Wapello was
offered in the way of the drama. That consisted
mostly of plays of the tell-me-more-about-me-mother
type.
By the time she was ten she knew the
whole repertoire of the Maude La Vergne
Stock Company by heart. She was blase
with “East Lynne” and “The Two Orphans,”
and even “Camille” left her cold.
She was as wise to the trade tricks as is a New York
first nighter. She would sit there in the darkened
auditorium of a Saturday afternoon, surveying the stage
with a judicious and undeceived eye, as she sucked
indefatigably at a lollipop extracted from the sticky
bag clutched in one moist palm. (A bag of candy to
each and every girl; a ball or a top to each and every
boy!) Josie knew that the middle-aged soubrette
who came out between the first and second acts to
sing a gingham-and-sunbonnet song would whisk off
to reappear immediately in knee-length pink satin and
curls. When the heroine left home in a shawl
and a sudden snowstorm that followed her upstage and
stopped when she went off, Josie was interested, but
undeceived. She knew that the surprised-looking
white horse used in the Civil War comedy-drama entitled
“His Southern Sweetheart” came from Joe
Brink’s livery stable in exchange for four passes,
and that the faithful old negro servitor in the white
cotton wig would save somebody from something before
the afternoon was over.
In was inevitable that as Josie grew
older she should take part in home-talent plays.
It was one of these tinsel affairs that had made clear
to her just where her future lay. The Wapello
Daily Courier helped her in her decision.
She had taken the part of a gipsy queen, appropriately
costumed in slightly soiled white satin slippers with
four-inch heels, and a white satin dress enhanced by
a red sash, a black velvet bolero, and large hoop
earrings. She had danced and sung with a pert
confidence, and the Courier had pronounced her
talents not amateur, but professional, and had advised
the managers (who, no doubt, read the Wapello Courier
daily, along with their Morning Telegraph)
to seek her out, and speedily.
Josie didn’t wait for them to
take the hint. She sought them out instead.
There followed seven tawdry, hard-working, heartbreaking
years. Supe, walk-on, stock, musical comedy Josie
went through them all. If any illusions about
the stage had survived her Wapello days, they would
have vanished in the first six months of her dramatic
career. By the time she was twenty-four she had
acquired the wisdom of fifty, a near-seal coat, a
turquoise ring with a number of smoky-looking crushed
diamonds surrounding it, and a reputation for wit and
for decency. The last had cost the most.
During all these years of cheap theatrical
boarding houses (the most soul-searing cheapness in
the world), of one-night stands, of insult, disappointment,
rebuff, and something that often came perilously near
to want, Josie Fifer managed to retain a certain humorous
outlook on life. There was something whimsical
about it. She could even see a joke on herself.
When she first signed her name Jose Fyfer, for example,
she did it with, an appreciative giggle and a glint
in her eye as she formed the accent mark over the
e.
“They’ll never stop me
now,” she said. “I’m made.
But I wish I knew if that J was pronounced like H,
in humbug. Are there any Spanish blondes?”
It used to be the habit of the other
women in the company to say to her: “Jo,
I’m blue as the devil to-day. Come on, give
us a laugh.”
She always obliged.
And then came a Sunday afternoon in
late August when her laugh broke off short in the
middle, and was forever after a stunted thing.
She was playing Atlantic City in a
second-rate musical show. She had never seen
the ocean before, and she viewed it now with an appreciation
that still had in it something of a Wapello freshness.
They all planned to go in bathing
that hot August afternoon after rehearsal. Josie
had seen pictures of the beauteous bathing girl dashing
into the foaming breakers. She ran across the
stretch of glistening beach, paused and struck a pose,
one toe pointed waterward, her arms extended affectedly.
“So!” she said mincingly. “So
this is Paris!”
It was a new line in those days, and
they all laughed, as she had meant they should.
So she leaped into the water with bounds and shouts
and much waving of white arms. A great floating
derelict of a log struck her leg with its full weight,
and with all the tremendous force of the breaker behind
it. She doubled up ridiculously, and went down
like a shot. Those on the beach laughed again.
When she came up, and they saw her distorted face
they stopped laughing, and fished her out. Her
leg was broken in two places, and mashed in a dozen.
Jose Fyfer’s dramatic career
was over. (This is not the cheery portion of the story.)
When she came out of the hospital,
three months later, she did very well indeed with
her crutches. But the merry-eyed woman had vanished she
of the Wapello colouring that had persisted during
all these years. In her place limped a wan, shrunken,
tragic little figure whose humour had soured to a
caustic wit. The near-seal coat and the turquoise-and-crushed-diamond
ring had vanished too.
During those agonized months she had
received from the others in the company such kindness
and generosity as only stage folk can show flowers,
candy, dainties, magazines, sent by every one from
the prima donna to the call boy. Then the
show left town. There came a few letters of kind
inquiry, then an occasional post card, signed by half
a dozen members of the company. Then these ceased.
Josie Fifer, in her cast and splints and bandages
and pain, dragged out long hospital days and interminable
hospital nights. She took a dreary pleasure in
following the tour of her erstwhile company via the
pages of the theatrical magazines.
“They’re playing Detroit
this week,” she would announce to the aloof and
spectacled nurse. Or: “One-night stands,
and they’re due in Muncie, Ind., to-night.
I don’t know which is worse playing
Muncie for one night or this moan factory for a three
month’s run.”
When she was able to crawl out as
far as the long corridor she spoke to every one she
met. As she grew stronger she visited here and
there, and on the slightest provocation she would
give a scene ranging all the way from “Romeo
and Juliet” to “The Black Crook.”
It was thus she first met Sid Hahn, and felt the warming,
healing glow of his friendship.
Some said that Sid Hahn’s brilliant
success as a manager at thirty-five was due to his
ability to pick winners. Others thought it was
his refusal to be discouraged when he found he had
picked a failure. Still others, who knew him
better, were likely to say: “Why, I don’t
know. It’s a sort of well, you
might call it charm and yet .
Did you ever see him smile? He’s got a
million-dollar grin. You can’t resist it.”
None of them was right. Or all
of them. Sid Hahn, erstwhile usher, call boy,
press agent, advance man, had a genius for things theatrical.
It was inborn. Dramatic, sensitive, artistic,
intuitive, he was often rendered inarticulate by the
very force and variety of his feelings. A little,
rotund, ugly man, Sid Hahn, with the eyes of a dreamer,
the wide, mobile mouth of a humourist, the ears of
a comic ol’-clo’es man. His generosity
was proverbial, and it amounted to a vice.
In September he had come to Atlantic
City to try out “Splendour.” It was
a doubtful play, by a new author, starring Sarah Haddon
for the first time. No one dreamed the play would
run for years, make a fortune for Hahn, lift Haddon
from obscurity to the dizziest heights of stardom,
and become a classic of the stage.
Ten minutes before the curtain went
up on the opening performance Hahn was stricken with
appendicitis. There was not even time to rush
him to New York. He was on the operating table
before the second act was begun. When he came
out of the ether he said: “How did it go?”
“Fine!” beamed the nurse. “You’ll
be out in two weeks.”
“Oh, hell! I don’t mean the operation.
I mean the play.”
He learned soon enough from the glowing,
starry-eyed Sarah Haddon and from every one connected
with the play. He insisted on seeing them all
daily, against his doctor’s orders, and succeeded
in working up a temperature that made his hospital
stay a four weeks’ affair. He refused to
take the tryout results as final.
“Don’t be too bubbly about
this thing,” he cautioned Sarah Haddon.
“I’ve seen too many plays that were skyrockets
on the road come down like sticks when they struck
New York.”
The company stayed over in Atlantic
City for a week, and Hahn held scraps of rehearsals
in his room when he had a temperature of 102.
Sarah Haddon worked like a slave. She seemed
to realise that her great opportunity had come the
opportunity for which hundreds of gifted actresses
wait a lifetime. Haddon was just twenty-eight
then a year younger than Josie Fifer.
She had not yet blossomed into the full radiance of
her beauty. She was too slender, and inclined
to stoop a bit, but her eyes were glorious, her skin
petal-smooth, her whole face reminding one, somehow,
of an intelligent flower. Her voice was a golden,
liquid delight.
Josie Fifer, dragging herself from
bed to chair, and from chair to bed, used to watch
for her. Hahn’s room was on her floor.
Sarah Haddon, in her youth and beauty and triumph,
represented to Josie all that she had dreamed of and
never realised; all that she had hoped for and never
could know. She used to insist on having her door
open, and she would lie there for hours, her eyes
fixed on that spot in the hall across which Haddon
would flash for one brief instant on her way to the
room down the corridor. There is about a successful
actress a certain radiant something a glamour,
a luxuriousness, an atmosphere that suggest a mysterious
mixture of silken things, of perfume, of adulation,
of all that is rare and costly and perishable and
desirable.
Josie Fifer’s stage experience
had included none of this. But she knew they
were there. She sensed that to this glorious artist
would come all those fairy gifts that Josie Fifer
would never possess. All things about her her
furs, her gloves, her walk, her hats, her voice, her
very shoe ties were just what Josie would
have wished for. As she lay there she developed
a certain grim philosophy.
“She’s got everything
a woman could wish for. Me, I haven’t got
a thing. Not a blamed thing! And yet they
say everything works out in the end according to some
scheme or other. Well, what’s the answer
to this, I wonder? I can’t make it come
out right. I guess one of the figures must have
got away from me.”
In the second week of Sid Hahn’s
convalescence he heard, somehow, of Josie Fifer.
It was characteristic of him that he sent for her.
She put a chiffon scarf about the neck of her skimpy
little kimono, spent an hour and ten minutes on her
hair, made up outrageously with that sublime unconsciousness
that comes from too close familiarity with rouge pad
and grease jar, and went. She was trembling as
though facing a first-night audience in a part she
wasn’t up on. Between the crutches, the
lameness, and the trembling she presented to Sid Hahn,
as she stood in the doorway, a picture that stabbed
his kindly, sensitive heart with a quick pang of sympathy.
He held out his hand. Josie’s
crept into it. At the feel of that generous friendly
clasp she stopped trembling. Said Hahn:
“My nurse tells me that you
can do a bedside burlesque of ‘East Lynne’
that made even that Boston-looking interne with the
thick glasses laugh. Go on and do it for me,
there’s a good girl. I could use a laugh
myself just now.”
And Josie Fifer caught up a couch
cover for a cloak, with the scarf that was about her
neck for a veil, and, using Hahn himself as the ailing
chee-ild, gave a biting burlesque of the famous bedside
visit that brought the tears of laughter to his eyes,
and the nurse flying from down the hall. “This
won’t do,” said that austere person.
“Won’t, eh? Go on
and stick your old thermometer in my mouth. What
do I care! A laugh like that is worth five degrees
of temperature.”
When Josie rose to leave he eyed her
keenly, and pointed to the dragging leg.
“How about that? Temporary or permanent?”
“Permanent.”
“Oh, fudge! Who’s telling you that?
These days they can do ”
“Not with this, though.
That one bone was mashed into about twenty-nine splinters,
and when it came to putting ’em together again
a couple of pieces were missing. I must’ve
mislaid ’em somewhere. Anyway, I make a
limping exit for life.”
“Then no more stage for you eh, my
girl?”
“No more stage.”
Hahn reached for a pad of paper on
the table at his bedside, scrawled a few words on
it, signed it “S.H.” in the fashion which
became famous, and held the paper out to her.
“When you get out of here,”
he said, “you come to New York, and up to my
office; see? Give ’em this at the door.
I’ve got a job for you if you want
it.”
And that was how Josie Fifer came
to take charge of the great Hahn & Lohman storehouse.
It was more than a storehouse. It was a museum.
It housed the archives of the American stage.
If Hahn & Lohman prided themselves on one thing more
than on another, it was the lavish generosity with
which they invested a play, from costumes to carpets.
A period play was a period play when they presented
it. You never saw a French clock on a Dutch mantel
in a Hahn & Lohman production. No hybrid hangings
marred their back drop. No matter what the play,
the firm provided its furnishings from the star’s
slippers to the chandeliers. Did a play last
a year or a week, at the end of its run furniture,
hangings, scenery, rugs, gowns, everything, went off
in wagonloads to the already crowded storehouse on
East Forty-third Street.
Sometimes a play proved so popular
that its original costumes, outworn, had to be renewed.
Sometimes the public cried “Thumbs down!”
at the opening performance, and would have none of
it thereafter. That meant that costumes sometimes
reached Josie Fifer while the wounds of the dressmaker’s
needle still bled in them. And whether for a week
or a year fur on a Hahn & Lohman costume was real
fur; its satin was silk-backed, its lace real lace.
No paste, or tinsel, or cardboard about H. & L.!
Josie Fifer could recall the scenes in a play, step
by step from noting with her keen eye the marks left
on costume after costume by the ravages of emotion.
At the end of a play’s run she would hold up
a dress for critical inspection, turning it this way
and that.
“This is the dress she wore
in her big scene at the end of the second act where
she crawls on her knees to her wronged husband and
pounds on the door and weeps. She certainly did
give it some hard wear. When Marriott crawls
she crawls, and when she bawls she bawls. I’ll
say that for her. From the looks of this front
breadth she must have worn a groove in the stage at
the York.”
No gently sentimental reason caused
Hahn & Lohman to house these hundreds of costumes,
these tons of scenery, these forests of furniture.
Neither had Josie Fifer been hired to walk wistfully
among them like a spinster wandering in a dead rose
garden. No, they were stored for a much thriftier
reason. They were stored, if you must know, for
possible future use. H. & L. were too clever
not to use a last year’s costume for a this
year’s road show. They knew what a coat
of enamel would do for a bedroom set. It was
Josie Fifer’s duty not only to tabulate and care
for these relics, but to refurbish them when necessary.
The sewing was done by a little corps of assistants
under Josie’s direction.
But all this came with the years.
When Josie Fifer, white and weak, first took charge
of the H. & L. lares et penates, she told herself
it was only for a few months a year or
two at most. The end of sixteen years found her
still there.
When she came to New York, “Splendour”
was just beginning its phenomenal three years’
run. The city was mad about the play. People
came to see it again and again a sure sign
of a long run. The Sarah Haddon second-act costume
was photographed, copied (unsuccessfully), talked about,
until it became as familiar as a uniform. That
costume had much to do with the play’s success,
though Sarah Haddon would never admit it. “Splendour”
was what is known as a period play. The famous
dress was of black velvet, made with a quaint, full-gathered
skirt that made Haddon’s slim waist seem fairylike
and exquisitely supple. The black velvet bodice
outlined the delicate swell of the bust. A rope
of pearls enhanced the whiteness of her throat.
Her hair, done in old-time scallops about her forehead,
was a gleaming marvel of simplicity, and the despair
of every woman who tried to copy it. The part
was that of an Italian opera singer. The play
pulsated with romance and love, glamour and tragedy.
Sarah Haddon, in her flowing black velvet robe and
her pearls and her pallor, was an exotic, throbbing,
exquisite realisation of what every woman in the audience
dreamed of being and every man dreamed of loving.
Josie Fifer saw the play for the first
time from a balcony seat given her by Sid Hahn.
It left her trembling, red-eyed, shaken. After
that she used to see it, by hook or crook whenever
possible. She used to come in at the stage door
and lurk back of the scenes and in the wings when she
had no business there. She invented absurd errands
to take her to the theatre where “Splendour”
was playing. Sid Hahn always said that after
the big third-act scene he liked to watch the audience
swim up the aisle. Josie, hidden in the back-stage
shadows, used to watch, fascinated, breathless.
Then, one night, she indiscreetly was led, by her,
absorbed interest, to venture too far into the wings.
It was during the scene where Haddon, hearing a broken-down
street singer cracking the golden notes of “Aida”
into a thousand mutilated fragments, throws open her
window and, leaning far out, pours a shower of Italian
and broken English and laughter and silver coin upon
her amazed compatriot below.
When the curtain went down she came off raging.
“What was that? Who was
that standing in the wings? How dare any one
stand there! Everybody knows I can’t have
any one in the wings. Staring! It ruined
my scene to-night. Where’s McCabe?
Tell Mr. Hahn I want to see him. Who was it?
Staring at me like a ghost!”
Josie had crept away, terrified, contrite,
and yet resentful. But the next week saw her
back at the theatre, though she took care to stay in
the shadows.
She was waiting for the black velvet
dress. It was more than a dress to her.
It was infinitely more than a stage costume. It
was the habit of glory. It epitomised all that
Josie Fifer had missed of beauty and homage and success.
The play ran on, and on, and on.
Sarah Haddon was superstitious about the black gown.
She refused to give it up for a new one. She insisted
that if ever she discarded the old black velvet for
a new the run of the play would stop. She assured
Hahn that its shabbiness did not show from the front.
She clung to it with that childish unreasonableness
that is so often found in people of the stage.
But Josie waited patiently. Dozens
of costumes passed through her hands. She saw
plays come and go. Dresses came to her whose lining
bore the mark of world-famous modistes.
She hung them away, or refurbished them if necessary
with disinterested conscientiousness. Sometimes
her caustic comment, as she did so, would have startled
the complacency of the erstwhile wearers of the garments.
Her knowledge of the stage, its artifices, its pretence,
its narrowness, its shams, was widening and deepening.
No critic in bone-rimmed glasses and evening clothes
was more scathingly severe than she. She sewed
on satin. She mended fine lace. She polished
stage jewels. And waited. She knew that one
day her patience would be rewarded. And then,
at last came the familiar voice over the phone:
“Hello, Fifer! McCabe talking.”
“Well?”
“‘Splendour’ closes
Saturday. Haddon says she won’t play in
this heat. They’re taking it to London
in the autumn. The stuff’ll be up Monday,
early.”
Josie Fifer turned away from the telephone
with a face so radiant that one of her sewing women,
looking up, was moved to comment.
“Got some good news, Miss Fifer?”
“‘Splendour’ closes this week.”
“Well, my land! To look
at you a person would think you’d been losing
money at the box office every night it ran.”
The look was still on her face when
Monday morning came. She was sewing on a dress
just discarded by Adelaide French, the tragedienne.
Adelaide’s maid was said to be the hardest-worked
woman in the profession. When French finished
with a costume it was useless as a dress; but it was
something historic, like a torn and tattered battle
flag an emblem.
McCabe, box under his arm, stood in
the doorway. Josie Fifer stood up so suddenly
that the dress on her lap fell to the floor. She
stepped over it heedlessly, and went toward McCabe,
her eyes on the pasteboard box. Behind McCabe
stood two more men, likewise box-laden.
“Put them down here,”
said Josie. The men thumped the boxes down on
the long table. Josie’s fingers were already
at the strings. She opened the first box, emptied
its contents, tossed them aside, passed on to the
second. Her hands busied themselves among the
silks and broadcloth of this; then on to the third
and last box. McCabe and his men, with scenery
and furniture still to unload and store, turned to
go. Their footsteps echoed hollowly as they clattered
down the worn old stairway. Josie snapped the
cord that bound the third box. Her cheeks were
flushed, her eyes bright. She turned it upside
down. Then she pawed it over. Then she went
back to the contents of the first two boxes, clawing
about among the limp garments with which the table
was strewn. She was breathing quickly. Suddenly:
“It isn’t here!” she cried.
“It isn’t here!” She turned and
flew to the stairway. The voices of the men came
up to her. She leaned far over the railing.
“McCabe! McCabe!”
“Yeh? What do you want?”
“The black velvet dress! The black velvet
dress! It isn’t there.”
“Oh, yeh. That’s
all right. Haddon, she’s got a bug about
that dress, and she says she wants to take it to London
with her, to use on the opening night. She says
if she wears a new one that first night, the play’ll
be a failure. Some temperament, that girl, since
she’s got to be a star!”
Josie stood clutching the railing
of the stairway. Her disappointment was so bitter
that she could not weep. She felt cheated, outraged.
She was frightened at the intensity of her own sensations.
“She might have let me have it,” she said
aloud in the dim half light of the hallway. “She’s
got everything else in the world. She might have
let me have that.”
Then she went back into the big, bright
sewing room. “Splendour” ran three
years in London.
During those three years she saw Sid
Hahn only three or four times. He spent much
of his time abroad. Whenever opportunity presented
itself she would say: “Is ‘Splendour’
still playing in London?”
“Still playing.”
The last time Hahn, intuitive as always,
had eyed her curiously. “You seem to be
interested in that play.”
“Oh, well,” Josie had
replied with assumed carelessness, “it being
in Atlantic City just when I had my accident, and
then meeting you through that, and all, why, I always
kind of felt a personal interest in it.” ...
At the end of three years Sarah Haddon
returned to New York with an English accent, a slight
embonpoint, and a little foreign habit of rushing
up to her men friends with a delighted exclamation
(preferably French) and kissing them on both cheeks.
When Josie Fifer, happening back stage at a rehearsal
of the star’s new play, first saw her do this
a grim gleam came into her eyes.
“Bernhardt’s the only
woman who can spring that and get away with it,”
she said to her assistant. “Haddon’s
got herself sized up wrong. I’ll gamble
her next play will be a failure.”
And it was.
The scenery, props, and costumes of
the London production of “Splendour” were
slow in coming back. But finally they did come.
Josie received them with the calmness that comes of
hope deferred. It had been three years since
she last saw the play. She told herself, chidingly,
that she had been sort of foolish over that play and
this costume. Her recent glimpse of Haddon had
been somewhat disillusioning. But now, when she
finally held the gown itself in her hand the
original “Splendour” second-act gown,
a limp, soft black mass: just a few yards of worn
and shabby velvet she found her hands shaking.
Here was where she had hugged the toy dog to her breast.
Here where she had fallen on her knees to pray before
the little shrine in her hotel room. Every worn
spot had a meaning for her. Every mark told a
story. Her fingers smoothed it tenderly.
“Not much left of that,”
said one of the sewing girls, glancing up. “I
guess Sarah would have a hard time making the hooks
and eyes meet now. They say she’s come
home from London looking a little too prosperous.”
Josie did not answer. She folded
the dress over her arm and carried it to the wardrobe
room. There she hung it away in an empty closet,
quite apart from the other historic treasures.
And there it hung, untouched, until the following
Sunday.
On Sunday morning East Forty-third
Street bears no more resemblance to the week-day Forty-third
than does a stiffly starched and subdued Sabbath-school
scholar to his Monday morning self. Strangely
quiet it is, and unfrequented. Josie Fifer, scurrying
along in the unwonted stillness, was prompted to throw
a furtive glance over her shoulder now and then, as
though afraid of being caught at some criminal act.
She ran up the little flight of steps with a rush,
unlocked the door with trembling fingers, and let
herself into the cool, dank gloom of the storehouse
hall. The metal door of the elevator stared inquiringly
after her. She fled past it to the stairway.
Every step of that ancient structure squeaked and
groaned. First floor, second, third, fourth.
The everyday hum of the sewing machines was absent.
The room seemed to be holding its breath. Josie
fancied that the very garments on the worktables lifted
themselves inquiringly from their supine position to
see what it was that disturbed their Sabbath rest.
Josie, a tense, wide-eyed, frightened little figure,
stood in the centre of the vast room, listening to
she knew not what. Then, relaxing, she gave a
nervous little laugh and, reaching up, unpinned her
hat. She threw it on a near-by table and disappeared
into the wardrobe room beyond.
Minutes passed an hour.
She did not come back. From the room beyond came
strange sounds a woman’s voice; the
thrill of a song; cries; the anguish of tears; laughter,
harsh and high, as a desperate and deceived woman
laughs all this following in such rapid
succession that Sid Hahn, puffing laboriously up the
four flights of stairs leading to the wardrobe floor,
entered the main room unheard. Unknown to any
one, he was indulging in one of his unsuspected visits
to the old wareroom that housed the evidence of past
and gone successes successes that had brought
him fortune and fame, but little real happiness, perhaps.
No one knew that he loved to browse among these pathetic
rags of a forgotten triumph. No one would have
dreamed that this chubby little man could glow and
weep over the cast-off garment of a famous Cyrano,
or the faded finery of a Zaza.
At the doorway he paused now, startled.
He was listening with every nerve of his taut body.
What? Who? He tiptoed across the room with
a step incredibly light for one so stout, peered cautiously
around the side of the doorway, and leaned up against
it weakly. Josie Fifer, in the black velvet and
mock pearls of “Splendour,” with her grey-streaked
blonde hair hidden under the romantic scallops of a
black wig, was giving the big scene from the third
act. And though it sounded like a burlesque of
that famous passage, and though she limped more than
ever as she reeled to an imaginary shrine in the corner,
and though the black wig was slightly askew by now,
and the black velvet hung with bunchy awkwardness
about her skinny little body, there was nothing of
mirth in Sid Hahn’s face as he gazed. He
shrank back now.
She was coming to the big speech at
the close of the act the big renunciation
speech that was the curtain. Sid Hahn turned and
tiptoed painfully, breathlessly, magnificently, out
of the big front room, into the hallway, down the
creaking stairs, and so to the sunshine of Forty-third
Street, with its unaccustomed Sunday-morning quiet.
And he was smiling that rare and melting smile of
his the smile that was said to make him
look something like a kewpie, and something like a
cupid, and a bit like an imp, and very much like an
angel. There was little of the first three in
it now, and very much of the last. And so he got
heavily into his very grand motor car and drove off.
“Why, the poor little kid,”
said he “the poor, lonely, stifled
little crippled-up kid.”
“I beg your pardon, sir?” inquired his
chauffeur.
“Speak when you’re spoken to,” snapped
Sid Hahn.
And here it must be revealed to you
that Sid Hahn did not marry the Cinderella of the
storage warehouse. He did not marry anybody, and
neither did Josie. And yet there is a bit more
to this story ten years more, if you must
know ten years, the end of which found Josie
a sparse, spectacled, and agile little cripple, as
alert and caustic as ever. It found Sid Hahn
the most famous theatrical man of his day. It
found Sarah Haddon at the fag-end of a career that
had blazed with triumph and adulation. She had
never had a success like “Splendour.”
Indeed, there were those who said that all the plays
that followed had been failures, carried to semi-success
on the strength of that play’s glorious past.
She eschewed low-cut gowns now. She knew that
it is the telltale throat which first shows the marks
of age. She knew, too, why Bernhardt, in “Camille,”
always died in a high-necked nightgown. She took
to wearing high, ruffled things about her throat, and
softening, kindly chiffons.
And then, in a mistaken moment, they
planned a revival of “Splendour.”
Sarah Haddon would again play the part that had become
a classic. Fathers had told their children of
it of her beauty, her golden voice, the
exquisite grace of her, the charm, the tenderness,
the pathos. And they told them of the famous
black velvet dress, and how in it she had moved like
a splendid, buoyant bird.
So they revived “Splendour.”
And men and women brought their sons and daughters
to see. And what they saw was a stout, middle-aged
woman in a too-tight black velvet dress that made
her look like a dowager. And when this woman
flopped down on her knees in the big scene at the close
of the last act she had a rather dreadful time of
it getting up again. And the audience, resentful,
bewildered, cheated of a precious memory, laughed.
That laugh sealed the career of Sarah Haddon.
It is a fickle thing, this public that wants to be
amused; fickle and cruel and paradoxically
enough true to its superstitions. The
Sarah Haddon of eighteen years ago was one of these.
They would have none of this fat, puffy, ample-bosomed
woman who was trying to blot her picture from their
memory. “Away with her!” cried the
critics through the columns of next morning’s
paper. And Sarah Haddon’s day was done.
“It’s because I didn’t
wear the original black velvet dress!” cried
she, with the unreasoning rage for which she had always
been famous. “If I had worn it, everything
would have been different. That dress had a good-luck
charm. Where is it? I want it. I don’t
care if they do take off the play. I want it.
I want it.”
“Why, child,” Sid Hahn
said soothingly, “that dress has probably fallen
into dust by this time.”
“Dust! What do you mean?
How old do you think I am? That you should say
that to me! I’ve made millions for you,
and now ”
“Now, now, Sally, be a good
girl. That’s all rot about that dress being
lucky. You’ve grown out of this part; that’s
all. We’ll find another play ”
“I want that dress.”
Sid Hahn flushed uncomfortably.
“Well, if you must know, I gave it away.”
“To whom?”
“To to Josie Fifer.
She took a notion to it, and so I told her she could
have it.” Then, as Sarah Haddon rose, dried
her eyes, and began to straighten her hat: “Where
are you going?” He trailed her to the door worriedly.
“Now, Sally, don’t do anything foolish.
You’re just tired and overstrung. Where
are you ”
“I am going to see Josie Fifer.”
“Now, look here, Sarah!”
But she was off, and Sid Hahn could
only follow after, the showman in him anticipating
the scene that was to follow. When he reached
the fourth floor of the storehouse Sarah Haddon was
there ahead of him. The two women one
tall, imperious, magnificent in furs; the other shrunken,
deformed, shabby stood staring at each other
from opposites sides of the worktable. And between
them, in a crumpled, grey-black heap, lay the velvet
gown.
“I don’t care who says
you can have it,” Josie Fifer’s shrill
voice was saying. “It’s mine, and
I’m going to keep it. Mr. Hahn himself gave
it to me. He said I could cut it up for a dress
or something if I wanted to. Long ago.”
Then, as Sid Hahn himself appeared, she appealed to
him. “There he is now. Didn’t
you, Mr. Hahn? Didn’t you say I could have
it? Years ago?”
“Yes, Jo,” said Sid Hahn.
“It’s yours, to do with as you wish.”
Sarah Haddon, who never had been denied
anything in all her pampered life, turned to him now.
Her bosom rose and fell. She was breathing sharply.
“But S.H.!” she cried, “S.H., I’ve
got to have it. Don’t you see, I want it!
It’s all I’ve got left in the world of
what I used to be. I want it!” She began
to cry, and it was not acting.
Josie Fifer stood staring at her,
her eyes wide with horror and unbelief.
“Why, say, listen! Listen!
You can have it. I didn’t know you wanted
it as bad as that. Why, you can have it.
I want you to take it. Here.”
She shoved it across the table.
Sarah reached out for it quickly. She rolled
it up in a tight bundle and whisked off with it without
a backward glance at Josie or at Hahn. She was
still sobbing as she went down the stairs.
The two stood staring at each other
ludicrously. Hahn spoke first.
“I’m sorry, Josie.
That was nice of you, giving it to her like that.”
But Josie did not seem to hear.
At least she paid no attention to his remark.
She was staring at him with that dazed and wide-eyed
look of one upon whom a great truth has just dawned.
Then, suddenly, she began to laugh. She laughed
a high, shrill laugh that was not so much an expression
of mirth as of relief.
Sid Hahn put up a pudgy hand in protest.
“Josie! Please! For the love of Heaven
don’t you go and get it. I’ve
had to do with one hysterical woman to-day. Stop
that laughing! Stop it!”
Josie stopped, not abruptly, but in
a little series of recurring giggles. Then these
subsided and she was smiling. It wasn’t
at all her usual smile. The bitterness was quite
gone from it. She faced Sid Hahn across the table.
Her palms were outspread, as one who would make things
plain. “I wasn’t hysterical.
I was just laughing. I’ve been about seventeen
years earning that laugh. Don’t grudge it
to me.”
“Let’s have the plot,” said Hahn.
“There isn’t any.
You see, it’s just well, I’ve
just discovered how it works out. After all these
years! She’s had everything she wanted all
her life. And me, I’ve never had anything.
Not a thing. She’s travelled one way, and
I’ve travelled in the opposite direction, and
where has it brought us? Here we are, both fighting
over an old black velvet rag. Don’t you
see? Both wanting the same ”
She broke off, with the little twisted smile on her
lips again. “Life’s a strange thing,
Mr. Hahn.”
“I hope, Josie, you don’t
claim any originality for that remark,” replied
Sid Hahn dryly.
“But,” argued the editor,
“you don’t call this a cheerful story,
I hope.”
“Well, perhaps not exactly boisterous.
But it teaches a lesson, and all that. And it’s
sort of philosophical and everything, don’t you
think?”
The editor shuffled the sheets together
decisively, so that they formed a neat sheaf.
“I’m afraid I didn’t make myself
quite clear. It’s entertaining, and all
that, but ah in view of our present
needs, I’m sorry to say we ”